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JUNE 1944
The Allies carry out the largest seaborne invasion ever,
Thus they were able to gradually push back the German forces,
So began a new phase for the Axis powers, They developed a new advanced weapon,
Experiments were carried out on people in the occupied cities,
Women and children were ideal subjects,
Hurry up! Get her to the others!
-Don't kill them! -What? Who said that?
What?
It was you,
Don't kill them,
I don't know what to believe but it sounded like an order,
Get started, Get them into the chamber!
Just look at this, It's my favorite,
Nicole!
-No! -Nicole!
Let her run,
If you still don't want to, that we kill the children?
Now do something, They'll be after us soon,
-Die,,, -What?
Kill me! Kill me!
Okay, You two are coming with me, And,,, kill them,
You may be laughing now, but there is a man, a legend,
He tears you apart from the anus upwards,
He was born with such big noses, that they were thought to be twins,
He can take you down with his bare fists,
The man, the legend, Dick Dynamite!
Then it's out! Go to hell!
You killed my men, Now I'll kill you!
Come on, you Yankee pig! Make my "tag",,,
Here's your "tag"!
You must not do this, We are Americans,
We don't agree with anything, Think you can get away with it?
Guards! Shoot those pigs,
See them lying there in a pile,
I guess that's what they call death row,
You Germans are known for your sense of humor,
My jokes are extremely deadly,
I'm sorry, what happened to your boyfriend,
What's going on, Nielsen? Has the wife not washed your underwear since Manchuria?
It's been a long time, Dick, If it hadn't been for
me you'd still be pissing your pants in Kwantung,
It's better than sharing a room with Baldy,
His bullets should be preserved and sent as weapons against the Nazis,
You have a sense of humor, Dick, Even the night before your execution,
-Is it now forbidden to kill Germans? -That and a hell of a lot of other things,
Proctor!
Mutilation of Josef Mengele's genitalia,
Three cases of unjustified, ultraviolent torture,
On one occasion, Colonel Wagner's
rectum was sewn together and his dogs were fed with him,
You're on the trade of a lifetime, Dick,
We send you on a deadly mission that stops your court martial,
This conversation never took place, but if you return from the
mission your record will be erased and your heinous crimes will disappear,
Isn't that right, Dr, Proctor?
I have no knowledge of that some of it has happened,
Personally, I want to thank you, Dick, You have acted admirably,
Just the number of deaths you caused, has a fine effect on our troops,
If I could decide, should you have a medal,
-What if I say no? - It's a death sentence no matter what you do,
By the way, Dick,,,
If you can split Eva Braun, so let me smell your fingers,
And what about me? I landed behind enemy lines without a parachute,
That pig can't be beaten,
Smell my fingers, I have fucked Eva Braun,
Eat shit!
Dick Dynamite, I'm Agent Steel, What a handshake,
-This is Officer Wakoffski, - Wachowski,
Time is short, gentlemen,
Our intelligence team has obtained this roll of film,
Many died to give it to us,
Here we see the Nazis' top secret plan for the Uber bomber,
Also known as,,,
The America Bomber We think they are building
the biggest jet plane the world has ever seen,
The Uber bomber can easily reach the East
Coast with a cargo, that could wipe out Manhattan,
Due to increased enemy activity just a few kilometers away, the
intelligence service has discovered that it is being built on the Austrian border,
- We'll throw you down there, - We need clear evidence first,
And therefore sending you and your team in, First man, the killer Napalm Jeff,
The next man is the big criminal Frankie Genetti, Brooklyn,
Son of mobster Vinnie Genetti, He learned the craft at the age of 6,
In cold blood, he mowed down con artist Debbie Kreese,
And then there's Tam the Bam, the Mad Scotsman,
A cunning rat specializing in torture,
A touch of his breath is usually enough,
The next one is Dr, Raymond Kirby, Also known as Doc,
He was awarded the Victoria Cross for stapling
Prince Edward's foreskin during the Battle of the Somme,
Next up is Lucas from Tucas, Rambling crazy,
If you give him a knife, he thinks he is Leonardo da Vinci,
And the last man is Motherfucker,
Despite an IQ of over 165, he only has two words in his vocabulary,
Mother and fucker,
Dick, you and your rotten half-dozen escort
Wakoffski to the scene to get concrete evidence and
then back again before you can say "Adolf is your aunt",
At 0800 we leave you in the lurch, You contact our British agent and
he takes over command, The project is supervised by Maximilian Schtacker,
When it comes to excessive use of force, he is
Hitler's right-hand man and acts as his personal rottweiler,
That was the good news, Now comes the bad news,
Tomorrow is the big dick day,
If you don't know, there is a group of German snipers there,
The sick pigs collect trophies in a sick competition for cigarettes,
Each day of the week they choose a new body part,
Last time we had 16 dead in the area,
All died after having their penises mutilated,
Cruel death!
Europe's most dangerous marksman, known as Mooty,
During a fight against our best forces, he made a spot shot,
Right through the barrel of the shooter, It exploded, burning away the shooter's skin,
That was the mission briefing, Now we start a war,
Excuse me, gentlemen, Be quiet, It's getting hot outside,
It is a German who is very annoyed,
In English, please,
This is Brooklyn, sir,
Goodbye, honey,
Come closer, people! Place your bets you damn fools,
-Brooklyn, can I borrow $30? -60 with a nude picture of Rita Hayworth,
Then you have a deal, Mongo,
The next man is this specimen of a human, Jimmy Johnson!
- Come on!
-In his spare time he likes to milk cows and horses,
Damn it! He simply loves animals,
Jimmy Johnson!
I kick his ass, if you can't make it!
Beat him!
Come now!
Now put him down!
I hate Nazis!
- So what, Doc? - It's about me, Dick,
For four days I've been working on a Nazi thing we stole from dead soldiers,
- It looks strange, -What's going on here?
Brooklyn has developed a taste for dollars and he found an Aryan monkey that won't give up,
- It will turn out, -Nobody messes with Dick Dynamite,
What the hell are you talking about? Next! No, fuck it,
Get him out!
Give him ass!
Shove it up his ass!
Fuck that Nazi bitch!
Dung pig!
His mother hits harder!
Come on, bitch,
Okay, okay,,, damn it,
Shut up, It took no time,
- I knew you would win, - We leave at 0600,
Damn it too!
-Go to hell -5 dollars for a picture of my mother,
Go to hell!
That's right, Doc, Find me an Aryan lady,
I pump them full of holes and fuck them,
And my juices fly out of the bullet holes,
Nonsense! Your dick isn't big enough to fill their ear canals,
You laugh, but wait and see, You will say, Oh, Lucus from Tucus…
,,,we also get to join, We also want some holes,
Calm down, Wakoffski, We'll have her in no time,
So when you become a man, while she is still warm,
A Polish guy who wants to have sex, He couldn't even go to a brothel,
That's nice of you, but,,,
I do not participate in such activities,
What do you say, spectacled monkey? Isn't that good enough for you?
Now you have to listen, bookworm, You fuck a dog if we ask you to,
Even if you have to speed up your ugly ass,
No more whining, Get ready to jump,
FYI, I lost my manhood in college,
Mayday, mayday, We crash,
Get ready, We crash,
Doc, count the men, Now!
He's probably dead,
I look for if the coast is clear, boss,
I haven't seen this since Betty Nicol sucked dick during a bomb attack,
Extraordinary,
The coast is clear, guys!
Escape while you can! Save yourselves while I distract them,
My goose is fried, Dick, Save yourselves while I distract them,
He's done, Dick, We need a sack now,
-Damn it, - Come on! Off!
Stop!
-What the hell do you want? -The shot is fired,
Is it true what they say about you?
It depends on what have you heard you little shit,
That you don't wear,,, underpants,
It has fascinated me for years,
Why don't you take a look?
A hand grenade!
Ass and noses!
i think the other guy was dick dynamite,
Tell us the good news, Mr, Sturmitz,
There will be no brains left in Europe,
If the island is to be ready in a week, we need help from Mikhail Leznik,
What have I said about Russian defectors?
They stink something so awful,
I can smell the rotten potatoes,
But, sir!
Who is that pig?
Colonel Schtacker, Professor Mikhail Leznik,
I am the genius behind the disgusting and cruel experiment
that causes even your stool to solidify,
I'm shitting my pants, Mikhail,
Even if the Russian technology is superior to the German war
machine, together we can realize the death of the United States of America,
But when you are so superior in technology how
can you neglect your personal hygiene? Your breath,,,
It's like you sucked Stalin off without brushing your teeth,
I don't think it's funny,
Cheer up, open the vodka, Dosvidaniya!
You are wrong, Dosvidaniya means farewell,
In Germany we say: Auf wiedersehen,
I think it's very funny,
Find a reliable scientist, It's not exactly rocket surgery, is it?
If you persist, I will send you to the front line and shout: Jew, Jew!
Excuse me, It's my allergy, I really have to think about my hygiene,
What do you know about hygiene? Tell me one thing,
Why is it that the more you wash your dick, the stinkier it gets? Tell me that,
The more you wash it, the more it stinks? What?
You don't know shit,
This is the most important mission, they say, Take some pictures,
Yes, escorted by a wandering biceps and a bunch of retarded peasants,
What is happening?
Damn it,
You shot a little girl!
Murderous Ski Riches, She was a defenseless child,
i don't think you noticed it from behind,
But she was like a mad dog, and she was to be put to death,
What will they think now, huh? Should I take a picture of this?
Barbarians,,,! The whole bundle, You are a bunch of sick people,,,
Kill it! Use everything you have, Kill it!
Get rid of her, Wakowski,
We bombarded her with lead, which could kill an elephant,
Yet it was a single shot to the head that killed her,
Lucas and Wakowski, you comb the area, See if there are more of them,
Come on, honey,
What are some?
Come, come, Now bring it on,
Colonel Schtacker demands that I witness a vulgar show of force,
My lady, please,
What is this? Colonel Schtacker will eat you alive,
It was Schtacker, who sent you to us, Stand still!
If you resist now, you will experience great pain!
Now! The serum,
Be still now, my dear, Get ready,
Now we just have to wait, Stefan,
What if the experiment doesn't go as planned?
Then we dump the bitches and the old man's bodies, Schtacker discovers nothing,
What am I not noticing, Wilhelm?
You will discover how quickly this batch of serum works,
According to my calculations,,, about,,,
,,,five, four, three,,,
,,,two,,,one,,,
What was that you said?
Scientifically, we are on the verge of a major breakthrough,
Let's get the opportunity to check the equipment,
You are now in charge, Dr, Arbietz,
Make sure it can be used on humans by this time tomorrow,
-Don't let me down, -As you wish, Colonel Schtacker,
Report to my office,,, Perfect,
Sorry to disturb you guys,
-You must be the Brit the Eagles were talking about, - I'm Dalton, Dash Dalton,
I've heard of you, You were responsible for hundreds of civilian deaths in India,
Yes, that's right, Keep at it and you might get some pubic hair,
Let's get down on our knees and discuss the plan of action,
Okay, at 1900, it's seven o'clock US time,,,
I need some help infiltrating a flashy nightclub,
-Is he real? - It's full of thugs and Nazis,
Once inside, we can make contact with our secret agent,
Then we can find out where the factory, there it develops the America bomber,
The pearl, We sneak in with the big guys, get our tips, and outsmart,
That's how it should sound, Dick, A little humor spices up the sense of adventure,
you know what would old Dalton say now?
Let's kill some Nazis!
- Dash, the hat, -Damn,,,!
Sorry,,,
A Nazi party, I love it,
I think I can see the switch, I can recognize her,
I recognize a terrier everywhere, I think I've found the thread,
I just say the password,
- What a password! - Go over to the bar,
I want to look for that little ass,
A tonic with ice,
-Hello, my love, -Excuse me,
Jennings, this is Dick,
If that idiot doesn't get us killed, I kill him myself,
We just want to know where the bomber is,
Pooh-pooh it, It is only the fool Maximillan Schtacker, who knows,
Schtacker, the most dangerous man in all of Germany,
Suck the information out of his dick,
I should shoot you on the spot,
Put some of this in his drink, Then he begins to speak,
What the hell is that?
Nazi junk, You have to shoot him to shut him up,
Bottom in the air!
May I be allowed?
Big, black nuts!
Excuse me, but the bladder is pressing,
Remember, dear Richard, Don't shake it too hard, you dirty pig,
Gentlemen, please,
Damn shit,
-Can I help you? - I was just checking that you are not Jewish,
I hope I passed the penile inspection,
-Don't forget to wash your hands, - Damn it,
The plague was a result of poor hygiene,
What was your name?
I don't remember seeing you on the guest list,
My name is Dynamite, Dick Dynamite!
Come, my dear,
- We have a lot to talk about, -Yes? What would you like to talk about?
I think I'd rather punch you in the mouth,
Oh, my favorite,
This tastes a bit like,,,
Come here, my lovely,
Next time I see Jennings, I will declare my love to her,
I love you!
- I didn't think you ate fish, - I think he's ready to talk, Dash,
It takes a real man to get the job done,
I will do anything for you, baby, For Queen and Country,
Out of the way, you scumbag,
Well, you pig!
Up!
Now don't lose your head,
-What's the problem? - The woman is said to be a spy,
If she's a spy, then I'm Cuckoo and Gokke,
-Can I see your papers? -Let's see,,, They're here!
You two idiots have exposed me,
- You must take me with you, -You promised to kill Dalton,
- I have wanted to do it for a long time, -My heart is bleeding,
So does his,
- Did you get the information? -Yes! I know where the bomber is,
Come, let's go,
-What happened to Schtacker? -He passed out,
Oh no!
Damn it!
Sturmnitz?
DYNAMITE!
Reach?
Security is tighter than a bull's ass in fly season,
Stay here, I'll find a way to get them out,
It has been received,
Damn it!
We can't let this thing go easy, Come on!
You little bastard!
Come on, come on!
Come on, little man, You're fighting the big boys now,
Yes,,, Come on!
You pig!
Deiter, come on!
Shoot him!
Shoot them all!
Come on! The coast is clear,
-Thank you for killing the stick man, - The pleasure is on my side,
Then do it,
If it's breakfast and a blowjob, you are looking for, ask a colleague,
-I take a full English, - Your friend Dalton can handle that,
Jeff, listen, The cargo may not have detonated on impact,
We search the wreckage,
I have found a quick way out,
-How did they get hold of an American car? - They mowed down the driver,
-Give it to me before you kill someone, -What should I do then?
-Should I dazzle them with the flash? -Take it here, A purse,
Okay, now we'll share them,
- But we need a diversionary manoeuvre, - I think we already have one,
That guy must have noses of steel,
What the hell!
-My favorite, -Give it to me,
We have lost many good men on this accursed expedition,
To Doc and Tam the Bam,,, and now Tucus,
-Who are you waving to? - The men on motorcycles,
They're not on our side, are they?
Hello, my love,
Go away, you scapegoat,
Aim at the bikes, not the men,
Like that, you idiot!
Don't shout yet, boys, There will be more assholes,
-Where? -Here!
Stop the car!
- Come on! what are you doing -Come on, Wakowski!
Run, run!
-Are you okay? -Do you have the big gun, Sergeant?
Do you mean this one?
- It's not as big as his, -Who?
- Him there, -Him!
We're not going any further, girls,
Damn it!
No, no, no, no, no!
It has no effect on the body at all,,,
But on the brain,
It falls faster than a bitch from Tayside,
Oh no, it's ugly,
A bite so close to the artery increases the spread of the infection,
What the hell are they, vampires?
It is a side effect of a weapon on board the bomber,
You know much more, than you tell us, you bastard,
That is why the British are so interested,
We can steal the technology and use it against them,
If I had known, I would have told you to stop the mission,
You yankees never won a war alone,
You are an ugly,,,
,,,motherfucker!
What the hell?
Come on! Mr, Dynamite! Surrender!
You are not only outnumbered,,,
We are superior in everything,
Put down your weapons, We will treat you with respect,,,
,,,as a worthy opponent deserves,
What the hell! He can't think that,
- Don't do it, Dick, - Chapters, That sounds like a good idea,
Damn it!
Which one of you shot down my bomber?
- Yes,,, -A rhetorical question, potato brain,
You fucking assholes, You foiled the greatest attack ever on America,
Thanks to you reptilian brains…
,,,we were able to find this little baby from the wreckage,
It is Die Heilung,
The bargaining chip I need to turn the war in my favor,
If you don't want to stick it up my ass, go ahead,
what do you think What will they do to Dick and the girl?
Dick will probably stick his dick in the girl,
If I had to venture a guess, I would say: Like
paddling against the current without a paddle,
Dick! Dick!
-Where are we? - The Nazis have taken us to a church,
-But isn't it Nosferatu? -Funny you say that, Dick Dynamite,
There will indeed be some blood spilled,
-What have you done to my men? -Your pitiful gang will be executed,
How about we settle here and now,,, man to man?
How about putting the gun down? Oh, you bastard! Nazi pig!
-A last word? -These are my last words,
It is a consolation that the bullet does not harm any man, woman or innocent child,
God save my family,
God save my enemy,
God save America,
Period,
Another one bites the dust, You know, except for you…
Now I leave you in Fahik's knowledgeable hands,
before i say goodbye I want to give you something special,
I promise I will kill you!
Come now! Do your worst!
You dare not touch her!
No, no, no!
No! No! Jennings! Jennings!
He is only a child!
Master!
Mr, dynamite, I'm glad you could come,
In time to witness the incomparable power of Die Heilung,
Who would have thought that such a
volatile chemical could be so
useful, as it proved to be controllable,
What can soldiers be used for? who disobey their superiors?
Now, my child,,, kill Dick Dynamite!
Well done, Mr, Dynamite!
You just killed an
innocent child in the eyes of God,
I said, that i would kill you,,,
,,,with a small flame,
Held! You don't touch Mr, dynamite, before I place the order,
-Schtacker, tonight one of us dies, -You sissy boy!
Do you think this is a movie? In real life, the villain always wins,
You Nazi Bible vandal,
What's the difference between Dick Dynamite and a Russian Whore?
About 20 dollars,
You get an extra finger in Dick,
Let's kill that fool once and for all!
Follow me!
Time to die,
Are you okay, Sergeant?
- Thanks, Brooklyn, - You don't have to thank me,
Wackowski's nose suddenly fell,
You should have seen him, He went completely crazy and ran around like a maniac,
Fuck you Nazi pigs!
You shouldn't have made out with me,
-What do we do now? -There are too many zombies, We have to go!
They played with the man a little too much, Then he brought out the animal in him,
-I love the new guy, -Dick, we have to get out of here,
Come on, Dick! Off!
-Save your voice, sir, - The females have stockpiled ammunition,
and weapons in our basement,
There is enough to stop a small army,
Dick Dynamite,,, make sure,,,
Come on, Dick, We have to go now,
Our Father, who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name
Let your hand guide Dick Dynamite on his path to
righteous retribution on the crusade against
these abominations and the masters who created them,
May he never yield to evil but become a force for goodness,
And Lord, punish these
devils for their judgment is near,
Take care, boys,
What the hell is up with those euro chicks and their hairy armpits?
Just look at the size of the devil here,
I think Dicks is bigger,
Really, Dick? Are you going to burn books?
You are better than that,
No, I'm worse,
Just go ahead, I'll catch up with you,
Come on, We grab Let's grab him,