Welcome back to this space that we have that we share together,
♪ All these people all around me ♪
♪ Always worried about something yeah, ♪
♪ Saying I should stay up in the books ♪
♪ And not start to build a buzz,,, ♪
This is like a day in the life realistic, 100% accurate day
in my life,
♪ Quit fucking with the plans, a couple young kids, ♪
♪ Polo kicks, not rich
♪ stacking money on a one way trip, ♪
And you can see my hair is wet,
And I brought myself my coffee,
Saying I should stay up in the books
and not start to build a buzz but they
the ones bugging, yeah,
So I don't really feel like staying,
I don't really feel like playing,
Quit fucking with the plans, a couple of young kids,
I'm very hot,
Stacking money on a one way trip, yeah,
Whoa,
OK,
We're almost at 2,000 which is crazy,
And once we hit it, Madison and I
are going to get blackout drunk again on camera
like we did for 1,000 but no vodka shots this time,
We're going to stick to the rosé all day, every day,
So yeah, that is it,
Hi, guys,
Welcome back,
So today, we are going to be going on our river,
Well, yeah, it's not our river, but we're
going to go on to our annual river trip,
And I am super, super, super excited,
But I also, I don't know, feeling a little,,,
Yeah, I don't know,
I guess it's going to be different and a little weird
this year without,,,
OK, well, I'll show you,
So this is 100% going to be the strangest unboxing
video that I've ever done,
And yeah, so Chuy actually made it just in time for the trip,
And we have his urn,,,
Yeah, there's a little note from his mom here, so,
Yo, you ready?
You scare the shit out of me,
What is this?
Chuy,
What's up, bro?
Hey, was that recording?
Are you still doing this vlog shit?
Come on,
You only ever get one view,
Come on, we got stuff to do,
Let's go,
Let's get going,
Love you,
You guys all know that we got like at least 100 views
on the last video,
So yeah, little, little Jackson doesn't
know because he actually barely watches these,
But we love him, right?
Yeah, we do,
He's lucky he's cute,
Oh, here stand like that,
Hop to the river,
Girl, I love your extensions,
Thanks,
I love your sweet little face, Maddie,
We should totally do a tutorial on why you put those in,
I bet that would crush,
Come on, guys,
Let's go,
Nice to see you too, Dee,
This is going to be,
All right, ladies, next stop, Monte Rio, T-minus,
hella hours,
I hope everybody went to the bathroom,
too, because I'm not changing that black water,
OK, whatever, dad,
♪ It's safe to swim in the Mediterranean, ♪
♪ The sea creatures made a pact with the governments ♪
♪ They won't come back,
♪ Because there are no sharks even after dawn, ♪
♪ Fins to the left, to the right, ♪
♪ Just take a big bra and meet me in the tops, ♪
♪ I'll be the only beast to take a bite, ♪
♪ So put your suit on and don't be a baby, lady, ♪
♪ There are no reasons so don't be a baby, lady, ♪
♪ Put on your bathing suit,
♪ Don't be a baby, lady,
♪ Lady,
I don't know,
I just think it won't be the same this year without Chuy,
I mean, he died on the river,
Should we really be going back there?
Dee, chip, Chuy, OD'd,
He didn't die because of the river,
And plus, he would have wanted us to do this, anyway,
100%,
I mean, he loved this trip more than anyone,
Remember, when he brought that slingshot
and he was launching beers at people as this,,
Man, classic Chuy,
Totally,
So why wouldn't he want us to keep it going,
I'm just saying he should be here,
Well, here he is,
Chuy, going to miss you there, bro,
There's two extra cases,
Natty ice are going to miss him, too,
Those few extra bumps, too,
Hey, guys, chill,
We all party a little bit too hard,
It's not Chuy's fault he had a problem,
It's a disease,
Mental illness, self medication,
OK, Dr, Phil, how many credits did JC have again, like five?
More than you, Mr, Welcome to speedy change,
Here we go back in I'm the one person
in this car who has a job,
All right, guys, let's see if you're talking to that trash
when I go by the alcohol, all right?
By the way, are we buying stuff for Blake and Zola?
Hell no,
Blake is on his own,
Why the fuck is Zola bring him anyway?
They're supposed to be broken up,
Baby-mama drama,
Yeah, mommy and daddy can be YO,
Still can't believe they have a kid,
Wonder who's going to watch it while they're gone,
Not in it, Dee,
You make Thea sound like they're a dog or something,
Just ew,
They totally have a kid,
Yeah, I don't know, it makes me feel like old,
Blake is old,
He's like 26,
Blake's hot, though,
Totes,
Too bad he's a douche,
Hey,
Blake's my boy,
I like him,
No, it's true, Jackson,
Blake's kind of a douche,
He's certainly not you,
Ew, get a room,
All right, guys,
We made it,
Oh,
Don't even,
OK,
Hurry up, let's go,
We are,
Auntie Kali,
Hey, guys,
Zola,
Hey,
You brought Thea,
Yeah, my mom's on some self-determination bullshit,
says if I want to have some fun, then
I'm going to have to take on my own responsibility or whatever,
Hey, Dee,
Hey,
Yo, ladies, y'all going to help me with the shit or what?
Allow me, miss,
Thank you dear, sir,
Yeah, real fucking chivalrous assholes,
Kali, is it 2,000 yet?
Not yet but when I do, we're going to get fucked up,
Mad, I'm filming,
Is that OK?
Yeah, you should see my Tinder,
This is nothing,
No, it's all good,
I'll turn it off,
Speaking of 2,000, you subscribed, right Dee?
I,,, I haven't gotten to it yet,
What?
Dee, are you serious?
I'm busy studying for my LSATs,
School has been super busy,
Yeah, it's all good,
I know you have your own shit going on,
No, Dee that's fucked up,
Kali's really trying to make something of herself here,
She's putting herself out there, and she's actually really good,
I'm not saying that you need to help her with her vids
like I do,
But you could at the least be supportive,
I am supportive,
Does that mean I have to watch her videos?
I mean, I feel like that's a pretty good way to support her,
No, I can be supportive by not doing that,,,
Like how?
By just being her friend,
In what way or,,,
Mad, it's OK,
We're best friends, Dee,
Why would I need you to subscribe?
It's all good, Kali,
You are just one viral bit away from being a star,
I just know it,
Thanks, babe,
Why do you even care, Madison?
It's not going to be you who's Insta famous,
I'm not allowed to want to help my friend?
Yeah, sure,
You can do that,
I just don't see what's in it for you,
You're fucked for that, Dee,
I just want to see Kali succeed,
Not everyone is just out for themselves,
And what's that supposed to mean?
Nothing,
I'm just saying,
Oh, really?
I feel like you have more to say to add to that,
Hey,
OK,
Let's all just relax and get back to the real world,
OK?
You're so annoying,
Let's get drunk,
Never,
Just drink,
♪ Vision at the function getting blurred, ♪
♪ Need to slow down,
♪ Grass and a buzz shit sounding like it's Motown, ♪
♪ Go out,
♪ Go numb,
♪ Head ghost now,
♪ City old got visions of the coast now breaking, ♪
♪ I'm too faded,
♪ Maybe if I cut it off, I could still save this, ♪
Cheers,
♪ Talking to the pavement with a girlie on my left side, ♪
♪ And she's saying she just want to smoke something She just ♪
♪ Want to smoke something,
♪ I want to talk to him,
♪ She just want to,,,
Cold water,
♪ Smoke something,
♪ She just want to smoke something, ♪
♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole,
♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ole,
Let's go!
All right,
Cheers, motherfucker,
What are you doing?
Oh, my god,
Let's go, come on,
You suck,
Oh, my God,
Come on,
You suck at this game, Blake,
I swear to god,
Zola,
Who the hell knocks like that?
What's up, bro?
We're being too loud?
I just came to tell you to watch out if you're
planning on floating the river,
Yeah, we're floating,
I wouldn't if I were you,
We do it every year,
This year is different,
The river has been taking people, certain people,
Like who?
Like your friend,
Chuy?
I don't know his name,
He seemed like a nice kid,
Come back next year,
How about you come back when you get your fucking
shirt clean, buddy?
I'm warning you,
Do not float the river,
Whatever, old man,
Just get the fuck out of here,
You fucking believe this guy?
Hello?
Whatever, we'll just shut the door,
All right,
Don't y'all float this river, you hear?
Let's get drunk,
I can't,
Like what the fuck?
You'd have something,
All right,
Now,,,
You got to go for it,
Yes, now I'll drink,
All of it, all of it, all of it, all of it,
I'm going to splash you if you don't chug it,
I drink it, OK?
Here,
I'll take the rest,
Ow,
I thought something bit me,
You suck,
Oh, man,
That dude was wilding,
He's a fucking bitch,
Well, look, what if,,, What if he's right?
Like what if the river took Chuy?
What does that even mean, Dee?
Chuy OD'd and fell into the river,
The river was just there,
It didn't take shit,
I guess,
I don't know,
Why would he just say that?
Because he's a fucking tweak or some shit,
I don't know,
Look, OK, the river has no current,
It's like two feet deep,
The only thing dangerous on this river
is that, to be honest with you,
Yeah, probably,
Fuck, now, I'm scared of him,
You know, I'll protect you,
Put on some music,
♪ Don't get too close 'cause ♪
♪ There's a lot you don't know, ♪
♪ Don't get too close 'cause there's a lot you don't know, ♪
♪ I'm antisocial these days,
♪ I don't like talking,
♪ You better keep walking 'cause there ♪
♪ Ain't a lot we can say I promise my secrets is safe, ♪
♪ Ain't nobody taking my place, ♪
♪ You tell pretty lies,
♪ And I see through your smile you got envy wrote all ♪
♪ On your face, yeah,
♪ 'Cause ever since me and my brothers ♪
♪ Got paid people keep calling, trying to eat from my plate, ♪
♪ And bitches keep coming back, trying to save face, ♪
♪ I got to stay hip,
♪ I don't got time to waste,
♪ I got some things that been keeping me awake, ♪
♪ So I ain't been asleep,,,
Hey,
So are you back with Zola?
Physically here, yes but not like psychologically,
I mean I'm just with her for Thea,
We're not like together, like together, together,
Together?
Together out there?
'Cause there's a lot you don't know,
Only keep family beside me 'cause all
of you folk never liked me,
Blake,
Yeah?
You have a kid,
I'm so not into that, OK?
I'm sorry,
I'm going to law school,
I got to handle my business as do you, sir,
Oh, come on, Dee,
You know we were always meant to be together,
Just one more kiss, come on,
No,
Come on,
Just one more kiss,
Besides,,, just doesn't feel right,
I mean, Chuy died in there,
Where are you going?
Don't get too close 'cause there's a lot you don't know,
Zola, I,,,
Dee, shut the fuck up,
I saw you guys out there,
Nothing happens,
Literally it's exactly what I predicted what happened,
I don't have time for this,
Well, congrats,
You're getting exactly what you want ever since,,,
Nothing happened,
High school,
You need to,,, please, Zola, I don't,,,
Don't touched me,
Even though,,,
I've done,,,
Fuck you too, Blake,
Fuck you,
I saw you all out there,
What?
Nothing happened,
Just chill the fuck out,
Fuck,
Great,
Look what you did,
Now, she's awake,
Shut the fuck up,
I'm not dealing with that,
You go deal with that,
Why the fuck would I deal with that?
Mom?
Fuck,
See, she's even calling for you,
Shut the fuck up,
Just go get her blanket,
She's fucking calling for you,
Why are they still together?
Oh, my god, shots?
Yes, please,
Kali?
I think Jacks and I are going to retire for the evening,
Ooh,
If you catch my drift,
What was,,, ew,
So nasty,
I'm not talking about boning,
OK, OK, we get it,
Thanks,
No, it's fine,
Me and Dee are just going to be having
a threesome with Jose Cuervo,
Or maybe that old creepy groundskeeper guy
is still out there,
You could call him,
No,
That dude was way too sober,
I might be a little bit too drunk,
Cheers for you,
Look at my boyfriend, everyone,
Isn't he cute?
Yo, Kali, turn that shit off,
So you guys, things got a little bit messy last night
to say the least,
But that's OK,
Today is going to be wild,
I mean, I don't know if it's actually
going to be wild because it hasn't happened yet but yeah,
I think it's going to be crazy,
So keep on watching or don't,
I don't really care, except I do actually care,
So please like and subscribe and let me finish my make up here,
Guys, we should get going,
It's almost noon,
So?
So it'll be dark by the time we get done,
Oh, shit, bro,
We got to drop the RV at the parking lot,
All right, let's go,
I'll come with,
Is she really going to come?
She's not a dog, Dee,
I can't just leave her in the bathroom for five hours,
Oh, shit, dude,
I thought I told you not to float the river,
Yeah,
And I thought we told you to fuck off, bro,
Blake, get back in the car,
Yo, what's up, old man?
We're going to have a fucking problem?
You're going to have a problem if you float the river just
like your friend Chuy,
Hey, get our friend's name out of your fucking mouth, bro,
You know shit about him,
You think you know how he died?
Jackson, this is fucked,
Get back in the car,
You think he overdosed?
Man, shut the fuck up, you potbellied sister fucking hick,
Go back to your trailer and eat some fucking pork rinds
before I whoop your fucking ass, you understand me?
I'll fucking knock you off the concrete,
It's not my problem then,
Yeah,
Well, leave us the fuck alone or we'll be your fucking problem,
Fuck out of here,
What the fuck, Blake?
Hey, babe,
Chill, chill,
We got this,
Let's go get some fucking tacos,
What's up, brother?
What can I get for you?
I'll have three carne asada, please,
Actually, we're all vegan,
OK,
We'll just get some chicken,
Yeah, three chicken,
Yeah, please,
So you guys, this creepy groundskeeper dude
is actually trying to kill us like irl,
Yo, that dude is a fick,
Straight up, bro,
That dude's a fucking 100% dumb-ass, right?
I don't know,
Maybe the creepy dude is right,
Like maybe it's a sign or an omen,
What do you mean an omen?
Like maybe this isn't the year to float the river
with Chuy and all,
I mean he obviously knows the family,
Plus, I feel like I'm at barf from last night,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not in the hellcat,
Are you fucking kidding me?
You can barf from the fucking river,
Yo, are you filming this, too?
I don't know why,
I mean you do the same shit as Bell Benton,
And she's got like 400k followers,
plus her titties are bigger,
Bro, no, yo, stop,
Yo, I'm just kidding, man,
Chill,
No,
Thea,
No,
Thea, stop,
All right,
Fine,
Thea, it's fine,
It's fine, OK?
Come here,
It's fine,
Yo, what the fuck, Zola?
I leave for five minutes and she falls apart,
Can't you control your daughter?
You were gone for 30 minutes, asshole,
And she didn't get that much sleep last night,
That's why she's breaking down,
All right, you know what, you guys just go ahead,
We're going to go up and watch a movie, OK?
No, no,
Thea's got to man up,
What?
Come here,
Here, put this life jacket on, here,
She doesn't want to go,
Come on,
Yo, where's Chuy?
Oh, shit,
I'll get him,
Keeping you safe here,
Cheers to the boy,
Say hi!
♪ June blues, yeah,
♪ I got the June blues, yeah, ♪
♪ Walk 'round like who you, yeah, ♪
♪ Just something you get used to, yeah, ♪
♪ Go blame the June blues, yeah, ♪
♪ It's just the June blues, yeah, ♪
♪ Walk 'round like who you, yeah, ♪
♪ Just something you get used to, ♪
♪ Breaking news got me breakin', breakin', breakin', ♪
♪ I was present hopeless
♪ Prayin' prayin' prayin' prayin', ♪
♪ Struck down at 20, plenty left to put behind you, ♪
♪ You ain't peaked, death was peekin' now they speakin' ♪
♪ 'Bout you,
♪ Leave it 'lone,
♪ Hope you grinnin' while you watch your vros ♪
♪ On some soulful sunny shit to brighten up a wounded soul, ♪
♪ Honest you did plenty, uh, pick it up like Chevy, uh, ♪
♪ New age Machiavelli, uh, disagree, don't tempt me, uh, ♪
♪ Now you with infinity, we 98', ♪
♪ Trust that he be good on the ball like bb, ♪
♪ Don't make no mistakes,
Guys, something's in there,
Something is grabbing my fucking leg,
Fuck you,
You're such a fucking dick,
Jackson, I can't believe I missed that,
That stuff's killing unreal,
You got to be quicker than that, babe,
You know, they caught an 8-foot sturgeon around here last year,
Gross,
Is it going to eat us?
No, bud,
We're going to eat it,
No one told me that there's creatures in this water,
Oh, don't worry, they're more afraid of you
than you are of them,
Am I supposed to be offended?
Yeah, low key,
I wonder if there are monsters in this river, too,
No, sweetie,
There's no such thing as monsters,
You're right,
I'm always right,
Yeah, this is nice,
I do miss Chuy, though,
Yeah, I do, too,
I just wish there was more that we could have done for him,
You were a good friend to him,
He was lucky to have someone like you in his life,
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
There's something on my leg,
Ew, get it off,
Zola, here,
Get it off,
I'll get these off,
Ew,
I thought this was supposed to be more scared of me,
I guess you might have sweet blood,
Yo, where's Thea?
What?
What do you mean what?
I gave her to you,
I swear she was just right here,
Are you fucking kidding me?
Thea?
Thea!
I swear to God, when we find her, I'm taking her from you,
You can't fucking control her,
It's not good for her, and it's not safe,
What do you think I've been doing by myself
for the past five years?
Well, it's a miracle she's gotten this far,
Oh, my god,
Oh, my god, Blake,
I see her,
Oh, my god,
Man, Dee, she's so jelly of you, she forgot her own kid,
Seriously, I don't know why they're still together,
I can't believe Dee had leeches,
Ew,
I totally had leeches,
Sounds like an STI,
Ew,
Oh, baby,
Wait,
Do you have a condom?
I have leeches,
That's hot,
Ew,
Blake?
Hello?
Thea?
Blake?
Zola,
Blake?
It was supposed to be a friend weekend,
I can't believe they brought her,
Madison,
Yeah, I hope they find Thea,
Should've just duck gone down the river or something,
I don't know,
Blake, Blake, Blake,
Zola, stop,
Relax, relax, relax,
I saw,,, I saw,,,
Zola, Zola, relax,
Where's Thea?
Oh, my god,
What?
You don't have her?
What the fuck, Zola?
What are you doing here?
They killed Blake,
What do you mean they killed Blake?
I saw it with my own eyes,
There's something in those woods,
That's OK,
I'll go find her,
That thirsty?
Madison, someone just died,
Bullshit,
You really believe this bitch?
Look at her,
She's fucking hammered,
Are you sure?
Yeah, no problem,
I'll go with her,
It's fine,
Jackson, I'm scared,
Can you stay here with us?
Maybe Maddie can go,
Fuck that,
It's OK, guys,
I'll go see if I can find Thea,
Hey, we're not that far from the cabin,
If I find her, we'll just go there,
What if Blake actually did get killed?
No, I'm with Maddie,
There's no way Blake is dead,
I love you,
Shut up, Kali,
See you in like five minutes,
Hi, guys,
So things have kind of gone downhill
since last time we chatted,
We lost Thea,
And Zola is convinced that something happened to Blake,
I don't know,
Do you think that something actually happened to Blake?
Maybe it was that creepy groundskeeper dude
from this morning,
But yeah, I don't know,
She's like catatonic,
And I'm going to be live streaming
all day so be sure to like, share,,,
Jackson, read the room, the girl's in shock,
Jackson's right here,
Zola?
Zola!
Zola, what the fuck?
Zola,
We have to do something,
I know but what's in there?
Do you think it's a sturgeon?
No, where did she go?
Zola!
Oh, my god, Zola,
Shit,
What the fuck?
Jackson!
You see her?
Fuck, I can't find her,
Fuck! where the fuck did she go?
Jackson!
Oh, my god,
Oh, fuck it's hot,
Get out,
Oh, my god,
Fuck,
Guys, get the fuck to shore,
Thea?
Oh, my god,
What the fuck?
Guys, I can't get a signal,
What are we going to do?
Oh, my god, Zola,
It's Chuy's soul,
He's come back to haunt us,
You spaz, ghosts aren't real,
Yeah, some people thought that coronavirus wasn't real,
and it still killed them,
Even if Chuy was a ghost, he was our best friend,
Why would he come back and do this to us?
I don't know,
Maybe he's mad at us that we weren't there for him, that we
didn't try to help him more,
I mean, whatever it is,
We got to do it now,
Do what?
You know,,,
No, not like this,
Maybe it's the only way to put him to rest,
I'll do it,
Chuy,,,
Chuy, I'm sorry that you were depressed,
And I'm sorry that you felt the need to self medicate,
And that's all that defined your death,
But it's not what defined your life,
You're the life of the party,
And you are the brightest face in every room,
And you never said a single bad thing about anyone
even when Maddie and I would have our epic
shit talking sessions,
You held us together, Chuy,
And now, you're gone,
Then we are falling apart,
And I know that wherever you are,
you would be trying to help us,
And you wouldn't try and hurt us,
because you were a good person even though we weren't
there for you when we should have been,
and that fucking sucks,
We're so sorry,
We love you, Chuy,
Are you sure?
Yeah, I would not get back on that inner tube
if it was Justin Bieber's big beautiful dick,
Gross, Mad,
OK, take care of yourself,
I love you,
I love you, Kali Fyre,
All right,
I have the girl,
No, no, no,
Stop,
She's safe,
I can take you to her, but you have to be quiet,
You're in danger if you don't,
You haven't vlog since,,,
Yeah,
I hadn't even thought about it,
It's been nice,
It's just you and me, no phone, no viewers to act for,
I'm not acting when I vlog,
I'm just being me,
Yeah, but it's like a version of you,
What do you mean?
It's like I've known you for 10 years
and then there's the real you,
And then there's the Kali Fyre you,
And those two aren't the same people,
You don't think I know that, Jackson?
You don't think that I feel like a fraud
every time I hit that record button,
or do you think I'm so frigging awkward about it?
So why do you even do it?
I don't know,
Maybe it's something that I just have to do,
makes me feel important, gives me a voice,
Yeah, but you should talk about other important stuff
like going premed and all that,
Like what happened to that?
People change,
I'm not really sure I like this change,
Are you trying to tell me that you don't like my vlog?
Is that it?
I thought you knew that I didn't like your vlog,
I always tell you that I don't like it,
I thought you were kidding,
But why would I be kidding?
It's been three years since we graduated,
And everybody else is making moves,
And you were just going to be 40,
like making makeup tutorials or something?
Geez,
I'm sorry,
No, no, no, you want to talk about it, clearly,
So let's talk about it,
Do you need me to say it out loud?
No, that's fine,
That way you can hear how ridiculous
it sounds, because I'll do it,
Yeah?
OK, sweet,
Let's go,
I want to be Instagram famous when I grow up,
I want to get that blue checkmark,
And I want to ride this wave until it's over,
And I want to get paid to try makeup that cosmetics
company sent to me,
And I want to get paid to rosé all day,
And I want to vlog from tropical beaches, not some fucking,,,
Some fucking what?
No,
Say it,
Never mind,
Say it,
Come on, you don't want to be like at a white trash river
float with all your friends like you are right now,
No,
That's not what I meant,
But you didn't have to,
It's like Kali Fyre's too good for her and all of her friends,
I guess,,,
It's not what it's about,
She's not really worth with her friends,
Jackson,
What?
Like no, it's honestly,,,
Jackson,
The truth, though,
Jackson Jackson!
Are you OK?
Yeah, I think so,
We're almost there,
In there?
What is it?
It's a safe place,
Can't she just come out here?
It's pretty cold in there,
Take this,
Thea?
Mom?
No, it's Dee,
Your mom's friend,
Thea,
Hey!
Yeah, let's float,
Yeah, that's real, real smart,
Let's just go float on the death river,
Fuck that,
I'm gonna be dry,
Gonna get service,
Somebody's going to pick me up,
No, no, no,
Where are my parents?
Is something wrong?
Thea, sometimes being an adult is just really hard,
You know, your mommy and daddy love you very much,
Yes, they argue sometimes but not about you,
And then what's it about?
How about grown up stuff, sweetie?
Is that why my dad left?
Your daddy will never really leave you,
Have you ever done a pinky swear?
No,
Well, maybe but I don't think I remember it,
Do you know why we do it?
No,
Well, to promise something,
Oh,
And you know why we use our pinky fingers?
Well?
Well, you know how we've been floating on this river?
I didn't want to go but my dad made me,
I know, sweetie,
But do you remember how we put the tubes on the river
and it flowed down?
Yeah,
Well, our arteries are like little tiny rivers
carrying blood from your heart to everywhere it needs to go,
It's going to your feet, going to your knees, your eyes,
It went to my butt?
Yes, even to your butt,
You know something,
But little kids, those rivers don't
end at the tips of their pinky fingers,
The little kids are special,
They have an invisible river that
flows out from their pinky fingers to their moms
and their dad's pinky fingers no matter where they are,
In these invisible rivers, they flow to your parents veins
and into your parents hearts so that
no matter what, you'll always be in their hearts forever,
Even when they die?
Yeah, it's forever, the pinky swear,
Let's just get the fuck out of here,
Shit,
What?
Oh, shit,
What?
My keys, they were never in here,
OK, well, where are they then?
Oh, fuck,
What, Jackson?
Shit,
What?
I left them in the center console, the raft,
The center console,,, it's not a fucking car, Jackson,
I know,
I'm so fucking dumb,
OK, we have to go back,
They must have dumped out in the Rapids,
Yeah, well, I'll go upstream and try to find them,
That'll be useless,
It's almost dark,
What other choice do we have?
What about Dee?
What if she found Thea?
It's getting dark,
I'll only go as far as the rapids,
At least let me come with you,
It's scary up there,
You're safer here,
You should stay,
OK, please be careful,
I will,
I love you,
I love you, too,
Well, here I am in some random fucking parking lot,
I started the day out with my boyfriend
and three of my best friends,
I don't know if you'll see it but Zola disappeared,
And we think she,,,
I'm not even going to say it,
Madison could have been picked up by some psycho by now,
And who the fuck knows where Dee went?
And Thea, I don't know if I can know about Thea,
All just like,,,
It's all just too much,
And now, my mascara's smearing,
That was supposed to be waterproof, so,
Hello?
Jackson?
Jackson, is that you?
Jackson?
Help me,
Madison!
Madison, what happened?
I fell on a stone,
I saw the guy,
What guy?
Who,,, what?
How'd you even pass the rapids?
What rapids?
Never mind,
We got to,,, we got to get you some help,
Chuy?
Chuy, what are you talking about?
I thought you OD'd and fell into the river,
I hadn't taken that much before,
I know you're trying to reach out to me,
I was trying to give you tough love or some shit,
I should have been there for you,
I was too busy focusing on my stupid vlog shit,
No, it's not your fault, It's the river,
It took me,
And now, it's trying to take all of you,
It preys on your weaknesses,
Why do you even care, Madison?
You still doing this vlog shit?
Not everyone is just out,,,
I saw you guys out,
I don't have time for,,,
Move your fucking ass,
It preyed on mine,
Don't go near the river,
What the actual fuck?
Here, you good?
Yeah, I'm OK,
Hey, Jackson,
Yeah?
Remember I told you I'd kill you earlier,
Yeah, I do,
I'm not going to kill you,
You're actually a good guy,
I'm glad you're dating my best friend,
I'm glad you're my girlfriend's best friend,
It's safe,,,
Jackson, Jackson, Jackson,
Jackson!
Hold on,
Jackson!
Hold on,
Jackson!
Madison!
Jackson!
I have your friend and the girl,
They're safe,
What about the rest of them?
There is another girl,
Maddie?
She's about my age walking down this road,
They're of the river,
They're off the river?
Of the river,
Hell does that mean?
It means I can't help them,
But I can help you,
Let me take you there,
I have to find my friends,,,
And Mace,
OK,
You don't happen to have an iPhone charger, do you?
Can you at least tell me where we're going?
To see your friend and the girl,
Yeah, you told me that,
But where?
I'm going to jump out of this fucking car
if you don't tell me where we're going,
I warned you not to float the river,
So what, you're trying to punish us for not listening to you?
It's not me,
OK, well then who?
Not who, what,
What are you talking about?
There is something in that river,
It took your friend Chuy,
I don't know how many others,
I tried to save as many of your friends as I could,
Do you think you're immune from reality?
You're not,
We're here,
It's in here,
Hey, thank you,
I know that we can be selfish sometimes,
And,,,
We made it really, really hard for you,
I appreciate you still trying to help us,
Hello?
Wait,
Auntie Kali,
Dee,
What the heck, Dee?
He was trying to help us,
What?
Do you mean by killing Blake and walking us in a shack?
My god, Dee,
I'm so sorry,
It got Zola, too,
There's something out there,
Yeah, there was,
Now, it's dead,
I don't think it was him, Dee,
OK,
All right, let's go, motherfucker,
Dee, come back here,
Come on,
Dee,
Come on,
Come back here,
Hello?
Dee, please be quiet,
Come and get me,
I'm right fucking here,
Dee,
Come and get me,
Come back here,,,
Hello?
Now,
Dee?
Thea, I need to see how fast you can run,
OK?
How about we do this and see who wins?
OK,
Let's do a race,
Ready, set, go,
My mom has one of these,
But yeah, I don't know she's like catatonic,
Zola,
Zola, Zola,
Don't go near the river,
♪ My head so messed up but I can't fold,,, ♪
What the actual fuck?
♪ Got sights set right up on these bands ♪
♪ That I'm going to use to wipe tears, ♪
♪ Five years still sticking to
♪ the plans I made when I was a jit, ♪
♪ Told moms I can't go live no normal life, ♪
♪ Won't stop till I'm rich,
♪ Said where were you when I was down bad, now ♪
♪ The money coming to me so fast, ♪
♪ Left the ho, she a big dub, straight forward with it, ♪
♪ I won't go back,
♪ Everybody living better,
♪ I still remember times when them go down, ♪
♪ Plotted on these come up
♪ I got to get a bag for the fam now, ♪
♪ But I got nobody money to lean on, ♪
♪ Got a cold heart in a cold world, ♪
♪ Ever since you left, I don't know what's next, ♪
♪ I ain't found closure,
♪ I keep a knife on my chest just to cut hoes off, ♪
♪ I don't know 'em,
♪ Leavin' a bitch in the past, I got to go now, it's over, ♪
♪ Left me out here grieving, ♪
♪ Shit don't add up, baby, I'm going to get even, ♪
♪ It's a cold world, baby, and I'm just getting heated, ♪
♪ Said I'm the only one I ever really needed, ♪
♪ I got to find a way out of this fucking position, ♪
♪ I stay with a gang and don't stress 'bout no bitches, ♪
♪ I took all my pain and I put it in records, ♪
♪ They turn up the speaker,
♪ I turn it to riches,
♪ When I'm alone, the past come back to haunt me, ♪
♪ So I feel like turning that boy to a Casper, ♪
♪ When I'm off whiskey, I feel, I feel like myself, ♪
♪ And I'll turn that bitch up
♪ because it really don't matter, ♪
♪ I got my mind of my money, ♪
♪ Paranoid, they all look at me funny, ♪
♪ Stressed out so my liver stay muddy, ♪
♪ Pipe down, you won't take nothing from me, ♪
♪ I don't nobody to love me, ♪
♪ I'll never put nobody above me, ♪
♪ Did the time, you can't say that I'm lucky, ♪
♪ Shit don't change, bitch, stay away from me, ♪
♪ I got no money to lean on,
♪ Got a cold heart in a cold world, ♪
♪ Ever since you left, I don't know what's next, ♪
♪ I ain't found closure,
♪ I keep a knife in my chest just to cut hoes off, ♪
♪ I don't know 'em,
♪ Leavin a bitch in the past, I got to go now, it's over, ♪
♪ Left me out here grievin', shit don't add up, baby, ♪
♪ I'mma get even,
♪ It's a cold world, baby, and I'm just getting heated, ♪
♪ I'm the only one I ever really needed, ♪
♪ I got nobody to lean on
♪ Got to cold heart in a cold world, ♪
♪ Ever since you left, I don't know what's next, ♪
♪ I ain't found closure,
♪ I keep a knife on my chest just to cut hoes off, ♪
♪ I don't know 'em,
♪ Leavin' a bitch in the past, I got to go now, it's over, ♪
♪ Left me out here grievin', shit don't add up, baby, ♪
♪ I'mma get even,
♪ It's a cold world, baby and I'm just getting heated, ♪
♪ Said I'm the only one I ever really needed, ♪
♪ Down, yeah, I been feelin' so, ♪
♪ I been feelin' so down, yeah, ♪
♪ Can you tell me why, can you tell me why? ♪
♪ I'm down, yeah,
♪ No friends of mine, no friends of mine around, yeah, ♪
♪ Now, I'm thinkin' I, now I'm thinkin' ♪
♪ I might have caught to June Blues, ♪
♪ Yeah, I wanna drown myself inside the juice, yeah, ♪
♪ You know I keep on running from the truth, ♪
♪ What's that now?
♪ I'm just a lonely fuckin' youth, ♪
♪ Now when I drive around, don't feel at all, ♪
♪ Why it's getting colder when the sun come out? ♪
♪ Might just waste away, don't know what life about, ♪
♪ Another day go by, I don't know what got me down, ♪
♪ June Blues, yeah,
♪ I got the June Blues, yeah, ♪
♪ Walk 'round like who you, yeah ♪
♪ Just something you can use to ♪
♪ Yeah,
♪ Go blame the June Blues, yeah, ♪
♪ It's just that June blues yeah, ♪
♪ Walk 'round like who you, yeah ♪
♪ Just something you get used to, ♪
♪ Breaking news got me breakin', breakin', breakin', ♪
♪ I was passing hopeless praying, praying, praying, ♪
♪ Struck down at 20, plenty left to put behind you, ♪
♪ You ain't peaked, death was peakin' now ♪
♪ They speakin' 'bout you,
♪ Leave it alone,
♪ Hope you'll grinning while you watch your vros ♪
♪ On some soulful sunny shit to brighten up a wounded soul, ♪
♪ Honest you did plenty, uh, pick it up ♪
♪ Like Chevy, uh, new age Machiavelli, uh, disagree, ♪
♪ Don't tempt me, uh,
♪ Now you with infinity we 98', ♪
♪ Trust that he be good on the ball, like bb ♪
♪ Don't make no mistakes,
♪ Got the faith, the 18th just not gon' to be the same, ♪
♪ Finna bleed down generations, not going to be in vain, ♪
♪ Too young, why you got to go, why you got to go? ♪
♪ I just want to know,
♪ I just want to know now,
♪ Too numb, cryin' gettin' old, cryin' gettin' old, ♪
♪ Hope he freed your soul,
♪ June Blues, yeah, I got the June Blues, yeah, ♪
♪ Walk 'round like who you, yeah, just something you get ♪
♪ Used to, yeah,
♪ Go blame the June Blues, yeah, ♪
♪ It's just the June Blues, yeah, ♪
♪ Walk 'round like who you, yeah, just somethin' ♪
♪ You get used to, yeah,