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Greetings, Dad,
"Dad" won't sound good,
No, No, no,
Blessings, Blessings, aunty,
Blessings?
I seek your blessings,
Tejas,
- I was about to call you, - Why are you so nervous?
I'm meeting the parents,
They are Isha's parents, They must be nice,
Mom, it's not Isha, It's Esha,
Fine, Esha,
They're millionaires, Not like us,
Tell me something,
Which jacket?
Both are good,
I can't wear both, Come on!
Okay, bring them closer,
The first one has a button missing,
Wear the other,
Okay, open your mouth,
Give me a minute,
Give me your Wi-Fi curd,
Here you go,
Okay, now get ready soon,
As they say in America,,,
Esha,,,
You don't have to do this for me,
I'm not doing this for you,
I'm doing it for us,
If intentions are good, everything works out,
Parents are cautious for their kids,
And as it is, you see so many frauds happening these days,
Trust me, I'm not a fraudster,
Pam, take Eshu outside,
Where did you find him? On Tinder?
Hinger? Mixer Grindr?
We met at the campus, okay?
Why don't you ask me this in front of Dad? You're so different near him,
When moms talk like this in Hollywood movies, you like it,
- What? - See? You're not cool,
Thank God!
Your voice won't stop ringing in my head,
Thank God!
An Indian marriage is a relation between two families,
I welcome you to my city,
Hey! Don't laugh,
Sarita, dear, try to manage your weight,
Pallavi, couple dance is not my cup of tea,
What? You can do it!
- Move! Let me show you, - Okay,
As the girls do garba today
- Okay? Come on, - Okay,
As the girls do garba today
You learned it, right?
Wow, Pallavi,
Stand up straight, Want to hurt me?
Aunt Pallavi is the best!
Okay, you handle the rest,
- Pallavi, we need to decorate the venue, - We have to make coconut sweets,
At least tell us the day-wise color code,
I've been showing this for 25 years, Learn it now,
Look at this,
Vrindavan Co-op Society Com,,,
Comer,,, comrade,,,
Comerate,,, Comeratea,,,
Manohar, it's not "comrate", it's "commemorate",
It's a high society word,
Your American friends, your son's in-laws will be impressed,
You know, this time, festival arrangements should be fabulous,
Tejas is marrying into a rich family, We'll do our best,
Uncle, we won't let it be the best,
Next time, you'll see my picture here,
Hey, Viral, wasn't losing the society elections once enough for you?
Uncle, don't point your finger at Viral,
- How dare you,,, - Mr, Janak,
Society Chairman and Treasurer has a reputation to keep,
Don't argue with everyone you see,
Well, it's better not to, after an age,,,
I changed your diapers,
And now you can't even greet me?
- Hello, Mrs, Pallavi, - Hello,
Okay, I promise you,
I'll vote for you next year,
Not for your uncle, Okay?
Did you make a list for performances on the first day?
- We were just about to do that, - Okay,
Bloody Manohar always wins, thanks to his wife's popularity,
The power guy must've come,
In half an hour,
Tejas must be upset,
- Hey! - Come on now! There's so much to do,
What's a girl like you doing with a guy like me?
You're so pretty, so kind, so hot,
Better not say "hot," It won't sound right,
Kinju, what did you record?
Thanks, Tejas,
Hey, stop!
- Delete the video! - What's the matter?
Why is Janak's granddaughter making videos here?
It's vacation time,
You used to be all over the place during your summer break,
You're looking good,
I'd ward off the evil eye if you had pants on,
Ward off the evil eye so things go smoothly,
When your intentions are good, everything works out,
Don't worry,
Tell me, will Esha and her parents like this coconut sweet?
Well done, Pallavi!
Super, It's superb!
Once they see you dancing, they'll agree to everything,
Hey, hello!
Tejas, come here,
Are Esha's parents happy with this engagement?
- Of course they are, - Then why are you so nervous?
Actually, they are very traditional, More than us,
So they just wanted to meet you and Dad,
And what if I reject her?
- Mom, don't do that, My heart will fail, - No,
We'll lead the wedding procession and go there,
Once I settle down,
you and Dad come, we'll live together,
What'll we do there? We are fine here, Friends and family are here, Daughter too,
Yes! Please control her, Mom,
- Why are you always after Tara? - Nobody has to be after her,
It's her habit to interfere in other's lives,
Let us live!
- Let us live! - Let us have a life, too!
We're not here to shout slogans,
Our objective today is to encourage all those people
who are living in the closet,
We need to assure them that they need not fear
their family or this society,
Accept our gender identity and sexual orientation,
And live freely, not in fear,
What does she mean by "our"? Isn't she married? Was she in the closet?
No, she's happily married,
Then how is she queer?
She's doing a PhD in Sexual and Gender Studies,
Nobody knows better than her, Got it? Now applaud for her,
- Ms, Tara, - Yes?
Do you think this city or its people are ready for this movement?
This movement has been going on for ages,
But now's the time to talk about it openly,
We can build a healthy society,
What are your demands?
We are asking for our rights,
Not just from the system, but society, too,
As you can see,
people are agitated over the sky-rocketing prices of LPG gas,
Hold on, What do you mean, "LPG gas"?
The cooking gas,
Ma'am, this rally is not for the LPG rate hike,
- What is it, then? - This is a LGBTQIA+ rights rally,
Yeah, that's what I said,
- So why LPG? - Ma'am!
LGBTQIA+!
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, Asexual plus,
- Didn't you read? - Can't believe this shit,
What did you say? You are shit,
- Excuse me! - Insensitive,
- How dare you! - Did you read at all?
- Get out of my university, - You can't talk like this,
- Tara, stop! - Did you read the details?
- I'll destroy you! - Leave!
- Tara, stop! - I'll show you!
Dad,
Dad! What are you doing, Dad?
Did you take a day off to sleep?
I was meditating, and I,,,
Kinjal, finish your milk,
Mom does everything by herself,
- Everything will be taken care of, - How?
Look at the house, You didn't get the paint work done,
Why look for a painter, when we have MF Husain at home?
Pallavi,
Looks beautiful,
Dad, don't change the topic,
Tejas! Is this how you talk to your dad?
What will Esha's family think?
The ceiling fans are noisy, the dining table is loose,
The paint is peeling behind the TV,
Why will they look behind the TV?
Are they traveling 22 hours to take a look at that?
Esha's father is a little detail-oriented,
Tejas, they should see us the way we are,
You're right, and our house is beautiful,
Can't Dad put in some effort? Their pool is bigger than this house,
Are you marrying her or her swimming pool?
Look, Mom! She's here to change the world, She doesn't care about my wedding,
Congrats!
She does care about you,
Look at the colorful flags she got for decoration, Use them,
Dad, it's a pride flag,
It's an LGBTQIA+ symbol,
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, Asexual plus,
Tell him,
You know, Dad,
when a guy likes a guy, a girl likes a girl,,,
Boy and boy, girl and girl together,,,
- Mom, look at him, - Don't you know?
- Your daughter is doing a PhD, - Tejas!
Pallavi, wasn't it something about gender?
And sexuality is a big part of it,
What is this? There's a little girl here,
It's important to teach kids about this,
Janak will think we're teaching her indecent things,
What is indecent about this?
There was no such stuff in our generation, Pallavi,
This generation makes up new trends,
Trends? I can't believe this is my family,
Is Kāma Sūtra from my time?
- Stop the nonsense, - Enough!
So should I make rotli or bhakri?
I don't want rotli, I want your support,
- Can't you talk to them? - I've always supported you,
Do we have to discuss this?
Please keep Mom away from this, Pure mind, pure thoughts, Right, Mom?
He studied in the US, but he's still pathetic,
Might as well listen to her, she's a leader,
So, what do you have to do with LGBTQ?
What did Gandhi do with harijans?
God syndrome, She has God syndrome, Mom,
He sold himself in dollars and he's teaching me,
- Mom! - I'm making rotlis,
What, Mom?
What do you mean I sold myself? At least I earn,
Not collecting degrees like you,
I'm not selfish like you, I'm here with them,
What about brother-in-law? Do you even remember him?
Do you need a reminder?
- Mom! - What, Mom?
Hey! Stop it!
The festival is here and you're arguing like kids!
I don't want any nonsense here for a few days! Got it?
- Finished! - Okay,
And you? Did you book the cab for the airport?
- I did, - Which one?
The seven-seater, Mr, Deepak gave me a deal,
- It has a roof rack, - Cancel it, I'll get a luxury sedan,
Pallavi, isn't a sedan a small car?
Have some water,
Want some turmeric milk?
You must be tired,
Go and pamper your son,
Have you ever stood by me?
When you quit CA to do this PhD, didn't I stand by you?
But do you have to shout about it in front of everyone?
You don't get tired of Tejas' American stories,
but my thoughts, and my thinking process annoy you,
You are different,
People don't understand you,
You think I am different?
What would you have done if I were lesbian?
You would have disowned me,
Why are you acting awkward? I'm normalizing this conversation,
I just said lesbian,
It's not a crime to be a different gender or sexual orientation,
What happened now? Pallavi's daughter is a lesbian,
This is all due to her upbringing, You know what your problem is? People!
You can't stand gossip at all, Period,
Don't jump on the mattress,
Dad thinks homosexuality is a trend, Is it an illness?
- Will you stop it? - No,
Until you say you would accept me if I were a lesbian,
- Don't talk nonsense! - It's crucial for me, Tell me,
Savita doesn't dust well,
- Don't change the topic! - I'm not!
Would you have accepted me if I was interested in girls?
Why are you being stubborn as a mule?
Yes or no?
- Yes, I would have, Happy? - You can't even lie, Mom,
I gave you an answer,
You're sweating, Forget about accepting me,
- You do the rest, - What's the matter? Did you see a ghost?
Dad and Tejas are better,
They don't act open-minded, unlike you,
I'm not acting,
This is all you've learnt,
Keep cooking and stay quiet,
Sometimes I'm so glad that I'm not a coward like you,
- I'm not a coward, - Then what are you?
I'm a lesbian!
I don't like men, I like women, Will you accept me now?
Don't try reverse psychology on me,
Go give Dad his medicines,
Mom, are you okay?
- Go! - Okay,
WELCOME
Mom, Sorry,
Pink, Pink,
Why is everyone in pink?
- Yes! - Why is she here?
Hey! She's just a kid, she insisted,
Tara and Pinakin will never give us any good news,
We fill our loneliness with other people's grandkids,
Why does every topic end on my uterus?
What?
Not today! I beg you,
Pallavi is right,
While Esha's parents are here, a complete ceasefire,
I don't start anything, she does,
Son! Daughter!
What is this?
Dad, why do you always dress like Nehru? Get rid of the rose,
Please! Look at Mom,
She's dressed so elegantly,
Jas! Hi!
Teju said you like this car, so we,,,
Get in, Yeah,
Mrs, Pam,
How can you double charge for half an hour?
You crossed the time limit,
- Listen, - Eshu! Eshu!
Don't teach about limits,
You want to talk to Mr, Jayesh?
I will call Mr, Jayesh,
No property is ours in this field,
I always wanted to ride a bike with my fiancée,
That dream came true today,
Come here,
It's India, not Manhattan!
Silly!
Will your parents be comfortable here?
The presidential suite is still booked,
Don't worry, They wanted an authentic Indian family,
I just hope our families get along,
They will,
Come what may,
Welcome,
- Come in, - Dad,,,
Hey, Tejas! Your girl is a hot chic!
Mr, Bob,
Did Mr, Trump say that at your behest?
Their branch is throwing a party for Bob here at the palace,
At the King's palace? Wow!
Next year, Bob is running for Mayor, From Houston,
Running means?
Pallavi, should I tell them?
I've been President of Vrindavan Society for the last 15 years,
Secretary for my bank union for two terms,
I'll share all the tips on how to win or lose an election,
He makes me handle the election campaign,
- Don't take tips from him, - Coffee,
Are you on your period?
It's impure to enter the kitchen,
Your saree is beautiful,
You don't look like you grew up in America,
No, I'm from Kiratpur,
His dad selected me and took me to America,
I didn't know a word of English,
Pallavi's coconut sweets are famous in the entire city,
You must take some along for Mr, Trump, too,
Indian women, they are a class apart,
He is praising you to the skies, Mrs, Pam, Please have some sweets,
Now that you're here, it'll be lovelier,
- Tejas, - Yes?
She is awesome!
- You've instilled great values, - My parents,,,
My mom and dad, when they left India, they had only $20,
But what they had were real principles,
Values, self-respect, real treasure, And that's what,,,
Made the Hansrajs what they are today!
I listen to this story at least twice a day,
We really like Esha,
You can marry her off in a pair of clothes,
To be honest, at first we didn't really like Tejas,
Bob was right, There is a difference,
Then we heard good things about him,
These days, you don't see clean, virgin boys,
You honored us by saying this,
He's been a virgin since childhood,
Please have some Khamani,
Pallavi, come here, Sit,
All the credit for this achievement goes to Pallavi,
She has taught him to be a virgin, since childhood,
And Tara,,,
- Dad! - Come here,
Even our Tara is a virgin,
- Dad! - You guys are my pride,
Won't I feel proud if someone calls you a virgin?
So what will you do?
Very good,
Next! What will you do?
Please watch this video,
- Again? Do something else, - Please!
- I'll have to get the projector, - Watch it,
Why do you secretly shoot the people here every year?
Wow, Kinju!
- Let's make it even better, Okay? - Okay,
Go! Your mom is calling you,
Get on it quickly, Rest of you come tomorrow,
What?
Hey, come on
Let us hear some applause
Summon, everyone It's time to have some fun
It's a beautiful night
Look, how the moon has put on its dancing shoes
He's here to swirl and twirl
It's a fun-filled, colorful night Dancing away with friends
Enthusiasm and love fill the air,,,
It's the night of celebration
Vibrant are my moves
My lover sings along
Vibrant are my moves
Hey! Come on! Let us hear some applause
Play some music Let's hear the drums
Let your anklets loose To dance to the drummer's tune
Let the girl's scarfs and tippets Be swayed
By the gentle breeze on the garba night
It's a fun-filled, colorful night Dancing away with friends
Enthusiasm and love fill the air
It's the night of celebration
Vibrant are my moves
My lover sings along
Vibrant are my moves
Hey! Come on! Let us hear some applause
Vibrant are my moves
My lover sings along
Vibrant are my moves
- What's this item? - Let's see,
- Understood? - You look so cute,
FATSO GRANDPA
NAUGHTY VIRAL BRO
BANG BANG SISTER TARA
I'm normalizing this conversation,
It's not a crime to be a different gender or sexual orientation,
She argues all the time,
MAD TEJAS BRO
SNORING UNCLE MANU
It's your turn, now,
Sometimes I'm so glad that I'm not a coward like you,
- I'm not a coward, - Then what are you?
I'm a lesbian! I don't like men, I like women,
I'm a lesbian!
I don't like men, I like women,
Tonight at garba
You got it, right?
Wow, Pallavi,
I'm a lesbian! I don't like men, I like women,
Mom!
- Mom! - Tejas, call the doctor!
Check what happened to Mom,
I'll go anywhere with you,
Blood pressure is absolutely normal,
Do not worry and rest, okay?
Dr, Jugal, is everything okay?
There's nothing to worry about,
This happens when you're too stressed out,
I will leave now, Take care,
Thank you, Jugal,
We disturbed your dance,
No problem at all, bro,
You are like family,
How are the engagement preparations going?
Going great,
Take care of Mom, I'll see you off,
Where is Esha?
They went to the hotel, They'll be comfortable there,
I'll meet them and explain everything,
Mom, you must rest, Didn't you hear Dr, Jugal?
You need rest, This stupid girl is the cause,
She provoked you to say it,
We were just having a conversation,
Don't worry,
I'll go to the hotel and clear this misunderstanding,
You just rest,
Dad, wait, I'm going to the hotel to talk to them,
Don't leave Tara alone with Mom,
- I'll come along, - Dad,
Elders have to resolve this,
Wait for me, I'll change and come along,
- Dad,,, Dad! - I'm just fulfilling a dad's duty,
Have some patience!
Wow, congratulations!
- Thank God, you are here, - Forget him, and give me a hug,
- How are you, Aunt Kanchan? - There's no one like me,
- So, enjoying? - Where is Tara?
You were coming tomorrow,
Mom wanted to surprise you all, So we took off, and here we are,
I'm glad that you are here,
- Pallavi! - I'll be back in a minute,
- How are you, daughter-in-law? - Good,
Think of it as a rally and visit us in Mumbai,
Mom!
You keep quiet,
- Roasting? - Yes, let's roast him,
- Where did you meet her? - New York,
Punjabi girl is playing garba?
- Hello, Mr, Moolchand, - Hello, Mrs, Pallavi,
- How are you? - I'm fine,
Thanks, Congrats!
- You, too, - Congrats,
Juice or tea?
Hey, Shah Rukh!
Hello, Sallu!
Brother-in-law!
Brother-in-law,
Your mom always comes first, and I lose,
What do you eat? You seem to be aging in reverse,
Pallavi decides what I eat, sister,
You can call Pallavi your sister, I'm just Kanchu to you,
- My turn, - Come,
She sees Uncle and starts flirting,
How are you, man?
- Mooli, - How are you?
What happened?
- Are you crying? - No!
You can keep crying, Tejas! Take me to meet Esha,
She has jet lag,
I'll take you tomorrow, Freshen up now,
I'll be right back, Dad,,,
Play some music, There's a wedding in the house,
Why is everyone so silent?
If this reaches America, it will be the end of my political career,
Dad, nothing of that sort will happen,
It's a huge misunderstanding,
Mom just blurted it out recklessly because of Tara,
Who blurts out something like this?
I wonder what else your mom does recklessly?
What are you saying?
Jas,,,
I love Esha, but that doesn't mean you can insult my mom,
- Jas, - Because of a stupid video,,,
How dare you talk to Bob like that?
- These are his values, right? - Mom!
- Dad's under a lot of pressure, - You know how my mom's holding up?
Why are you talking like this?
Go home, Your mom needs you,
- What are you doing? - What?
What are you trying to hide from me?
- I'm not hiding anything, - Mom!
Look into my eyes and talk,
Mom?
Are you,,,
Are you really a lesbian?
Stop it now!
Please, I need to know the truth, Swear on me! And answer me,
- Let go of me! - Mom,,,
Darling, I have supported you in everything,
Whether it was long distance marriage or gender studies,
and will continue to do so,
You are overthinking it too much, Calm down,
She has a regular, uncomplicated life,
But people do get scared,
And there's the societal pressure, and then, the video,
All that is not important,
I saw something in her eyes,
when I confronted her,
There's nothing, Tara,
This is a normal reaction,
While watching a movie with your family,
if a kissing scene comes up, how do you react?
What nonsense do you say sometimes? Sometimes you talk so pedestrian,
I'm not talking about her discomfort,
Sometimes I'm so glad That I'm not a coward like you
I'm not a coward
I'm a lesbian!
I don't like men, I like women
You can like dhokla, chutney or extra sev on your Khamani
But Pallavi ain't into that She likes ladies only
- I'm a lesbian! - Wow, Pallavi
I'm a lesbian!
I don't like men, I like women
Pam!
Aunt Pallavi!
Don't talk to Pallavi Aunt, That's it!
IMPOTENT NO, 1 IMPOTENT
Your mom's video went viral,
Manohar, it's on the phone now,
Come on, dance,,,
You are looking so cute,
Come on, Mrs, Pallavi,
Where are you off to, Manohar?
Kanchan, I'm wet,
You're shining more like this,
This time, the two of us will dance, It'll be a sister and bro-in-law special,
Mom,
What's wrong?
You won't ever hate me, will you?
What are you saying? That's impossible,
All this,,,
I want to meet them and apologize,
Why would you do that?
Esha is handling it,
For the first time in 25 years, they offered prayers without me,
No one will harm your reputation,
I'll shut their traps!
Journalist Attacked In The University
Take a look,
- Enough! - Don't talk nonsense,
- Stop it now! - You all have gone crazy,
Tara! I told you not to, didn't I?
What's the use of this?
In fact, such articles malign us in society,
He's right, Throw her out, She's here with heterosexual privilege,
- What are her stakes? - Borrowed outrage!
My mom is a lesbian,
- What? - Tara?
I saw it in her eyes,
Her truth,
The truth she's running away from,
But whether you stand by me or not,
my mom won't live in fear anymore,
Hey!
Let's go!
- Let us live! - Let us have a life, too!
I'm telling you, all this is rubbish,
I can give it in writing, too,
Uncle, people are defaming our society,
The neighboring society canceled the soccer game with us,
Youngsters are being laughed at,
He's the one who made the video go "virus", I'm telling you,
Ask him who wrote "impotent" on my poster? Wasn't it him?
His wife prefers women, does that make him impotent or He-Man?
Don't you get the gravity of this?
Am I wrong?
Mr, Manohar, our society's reputation is at stake here,
Mrs, Pallavi must explain herself,
After Tejas' wedding, the explanation,,,
We want him to resign, that's it!
- What sort of president do we want? - Just like Mr, Viral!
- What sort of president do we want? - Like Mr, Viral!
What president do we want?
Sweetheart!
You shouldn't have fought with your parents,
What else could I have done?
My parents aren't bad,
I know,
If they are upset with me, I'll apologize,
There you go again,
You're not at fault, Mom,
We'll go to any length to convince them,
Dad had a ridiculous idea, I said absolutely not!
I can't put more pressure on her,
I won't ever be able to forgive myself if anything holds-up your wedding,
We'll do whatever he says, Just tell me what it is,
Come on,
Dad was saying that he can put your mom through a lie detector test,
You're not a criminal,
Mom, do you remember that show hosted by Rajeev Khandelwal?
Sacch Ka Saamna,
It's an accurate test, The truth will come out,
If I can pass it, there's nothing for you to worry,
But, dear,,,
No one will criticize you again,
People will start idolizing you again,
Of course, we are sure,
Why fear when you have truth by your side? Right, Mom?
We won't get engaged without your permission,
Dad, please think about it,
She's been married for 30 years, She has 2 kids,
How can she be a lesbian?
But when it comes to our reputation, we won't,
Reputation is important to Patels too,
But, when people mock us, it's all over The New York Times,
Hey, buddy!
Where were you, brother?
- I was waiting for you, Come on, - Where are we going now?
I won't be able to talk until I drink,
Come, sit,
- Don't fuss so much, Come and sit, - Hey!
This is my drink, right?
Give my drink, please,
ABHAY JUICE CENTER
Mooli?
Why are you so emotional these days?
Kanchan has asked me not to talk about it,
Tell me at least,
Kanchan has leukemia,
- Blood cancer, - What?
Cancer? How?
Everything will be fine, Mooli, Kanchan will be fine, Don't worry,
I won't cry,
I have promised Kanchan,
I'll love her so much that the bloody cancer will disappear,
She'll be fine, Cheers!
Mooli,,,
You and Kanchan,
after all these years, how? How do you guys do it?
Why? Is there any issue in your marriage?
No! None at all,
Pallavi is a good wife, I mean, she's always been one,
- You too are a good husband, - Yeah,
I'm just like any normal husband,
How do you do it?
This is Pallavi, like a lamp,
- And I'm the oil, right? - How can you be the oil?
Look, the way you flirt with her, pamper her, praise her,
that's the oil,
And the flame that burns due to that oil, is called romance,
Do you get it now?
Manu, when was the last time you made love?
Who makes love after being married for so long?
What?
Sex is the wick that brings the oil to the flame,
If you don't light the wick, the lamp will look for oil somewhere else,
You mean, even women have such dirty thoughts?
Of course! In which world are you living?
This is called "femalism",
Now, tell me, when was the last time you made love?
- Hey,,, Hurry up, man, - Hey, buddy!
I don't remember exactly,
But it was the end of July and,,,
Dhoni had won the World Cup for India,
- What, man? - That was long back,
We've done it many times since, Once every four to six months,
Energy,
You lack energy in your marriage,
Have you heard of Viagra?
It's a very effective medicine,
It's easily available at the drugstore,
- How can I go to a chemist? - What?
You don't need to ask, That's the best part,
Just go to a pharmacy and do like this,
- Dead ball? - Bingo! That's the code word,
And then your married life will be full of energy,
Mooli,,,
Come on, make it quick,
Mooli, you are the best,
Why are you sitting here?
Everything will be fine, I spoke to her parents, Don't worry,
So, what about the lie detector test?
Do I have to take it?
Sorry, Mom,
You have to go through this because of me,
Hey!
No,,,
All of them were good, so,,,
You can wear the one you like,
- I'll go take a shower, - Hey!
This is wet, Dry towels are upstairs,
It will get wet anyway,
- Hey,,, - All right,
You take such good care of me,
Dad!
Dad! Come here!
Hey, Pinakin, My phone is not working,
Mom and I need to talk to you, Please call her,
- Tara, call your mom! - Why are you calling her? Call Mom,
Pallavi, come here,
- Come inside quickly, - Okay,
You always say I don't participate, So, here I am,
Her parents are okay,
Does she have a problem with my existence?
- There are people outside, - Sorry, Listen,
I want cordial relations between the parents,
Mom, come here, Don't feel guilty,
- Being lesbian is no crime, - Tara!
Don't bother about them, I'm here to support you,
- What is she saying? - Tara, shut up!
Mom, don't ruin your life for these men, Please!
How does Pinakin bear her?
She loiters all day, Does she care about us?
Divorce will help her,
- How dare you! - Hey!
- You,,, - Pallavi, stop them!
- Tara! - Shall I tell them you eat chicken?
- Let him go! - Get off!
I'll hit her, Dad!
No! Mom,,,
- What did you do? - Sorry, Sorry,
Uncle, is everything okay?
Yes, of course!
Tejas was moving the cupboard,
bumped into the bed and got hurt in the wrong spot,
Shall I come in and take a look?
Wait! Tara is coming out,
I'm lesbian
Give me the phone, Why do you watch these? Get some rest,
- Move! - Hey!
Mooli, start the car,
Hey! Pallavi, what,,,
Come on,
I'm moving the seat,
Hurts my belly,
You sit, please,
Hundred racks that I count in black
Hundred racks I won't give 'em back
Mr, Bob,
Tears don't always mean sorrow, they can also mean love,
Look, I mean,,,
Who knows Pallavi better than me?
We share a physical bond,
- Please! - No,,,
Look, what if some day,
Mrs, Pam's palate changes, wouldn't you get to know?
- What? - It's just an example,
Hold on for a minute, please,
I apologize for the embarrassment I have caused you,
You know, Tejas admires you so much,
Your parents must have blessed you with some good values,
But to talk such stuff at this age, such a scandal,,,
I won't give you a reason,
Once the lie detector test is done,
everything will be back on track,
- Which test, Mr, Bob? - I'll be right back,
- Pallavi,,, - I'll be back,
Vibrant are my moves
Let us hear some applause
My lover sings along
Vibrant are my moves
Dad!
Hey,
Teju, what,,, What test do they want your mom to take?
I wanted to tell you, but Tara was there,
- Mr, Bob just said,,, - Okay, listen to me,
This test is important for Mom,
She can walk with her head held high again,
Did Pallavi agree to this?
She's not scared of any test, But tell me, where did she go?
A lifetime has gone by, but you are still a dimwit,
- Do you want something? - Stop this drama!
It's just the two of us here,
- Why have you come here? - It's been 30 years,
Although belated, but at least you accepted
the truth about your life,
It's your old habit to walk away,
Let bygones be bygones,
Life is going smoothly, Leave me alone,
You made me a liar, so you could live in peace,
All my life, I thought I was wrong,
That I'm flawed,
I never lied to you,
Then why did you say that you loved me as much as I loved you?
I waited all night at the train station,
Why didn't you come?
I didn't want to ruin others' lives for my selfish interest,
You broke my heart for the sake of others,
Look at what I have become now!
We could never have been together, Kanchan,
WELCOME
JHARNA DISCO BEATS
Naveen,
Why are you in a hurry? It's a dance competition,
We just played, you idiot,
I'll eat another ice-candy,
Why are you scolding me?
Okay, let's go,
Will you eat more ice-candy? Tell me,
- I'd like one, too, - Don't cut in,
She won't find a groom if you keep hanging with her,
Then I'll marry her, Get lost,
What will you do on your first night? Dance?
You'll just be able to clap on your first night,
Kanchan, run!
- What did you just do? - Careful!
Will you elope with me?
I'll go anywhere with you,
Who are these two?
That's Aunt Kanchan and Aunt Pallavi,
Were you friends?
True BFFs,
Wasn't your wedding fixed with Pallavi soon after?
A few months after this,
Look at this picture,
Kanchan, where were you?
Kanchan was down with fever,
- Yes! - She was running a high fever,
Kinju, do you know something?
Manu actually came to see Kanchan, but he fell for Pallavi instead,
And I won the jackpot!
Hey, Manu,
Both of us are lucky to have good wives,
- Where are you going? - These slides are for your wedding,
I don't want to see this stuff,
- He asked for it, - Come on,
Never mind, All of us here can watch these, Go on,
- Why didn't you finish your food? - I don't feel like eating,
- Listen, I need to talk to you,,, - I don't want to,
What's wrong?
Tejas,,,
Stop! Where are you going?
Are you crazy?
You rascal, are you an idiot? How can you use our mom to get engaged?
- I won't let her do that test, - Don't interfere in my business,
For the sake of your family,
Are you threatening me? Try getting engaged now,
If I speak up, your marriage will be over,
- Speak then, Tell me what is it! - Get back!
Tejas, tell me!
Tejas!
Wait,,,
Yes, sir?
Tell me what you want,
Call your boss,
Uncle, I'm the boss here,
Then why don't you know this code?
What is this?
Give me a shampoo and an energy drink,
Okay,
And give a Viagra to uncle,
Nothing to be embarrassed about, I get it for my husband,
- I'll pay for it, - I,,,
Remember it,
I didn't think it through, Tell your dad that it's not possible,
But you said it would help your mom,
Because your dad never gave us a choice,
- He's rich, he can do anything, - Stop!
I know my parents aren't perfect, but they say what they want,
They don't change their mind like you,
It's all my fault,
I wonder why you even like me,
This isn't easy for anyone,
If I tell Dad that your mom has refused to take the test,
Let her take the test,
- Where is your dental clinic? - We're almost there,
You could've brought Pinakin, There's so much to do at home,
What,,, What kind of place is this, Tara?
- Come on, - Hello, ma'am,
- Please come in, - Come on,
Please,
Hello, ma'am, Please come in,
- Where's Sanjana? - She's outside,
This way, Mom,
Take a seat,
- This is my mother, Pallavi, - Hello,
Mom, when Komal, Rakesh, Noor's families
failed to understand them, it was Sanjana who came forward,
She built this safe space,
Please don't feel scared, Talk to her freely,
- Thank you, - Let's go,
And you don't have to share anything with me right now,
- Okay? - Sanjana, but she won't,
The years of denial, the taboo,,,
That's why the call has to be hers,
She's the best person to decide what's best for her,
Only she can decide when and with whom she wants to share her story,
Mrs, Pallavi, this is my card,
Mom! I'm doing this for your own good,
This will shatter us,
Just leave me alone,
Before the truth comes out,
why don't you announce it openly?
If you gave up now and went for the test, I won't be able to help you,
You won't be able to hide,
Mr, Manohar will bring his wife's test report
and the issue will be over, Is that fine?
We have been saying that, But when will he get it?
People come with the excuse of discussing a friend,
You're the first one to use your mom as an excuse,
Why Jharosar all of a sudden?
To buy traditional jewelry for Esha,
- We'll be back by noon, - Why just the two of us?
'Cause I want to go with you, Will you come with me?
We'll leave at 7:00 a,m, Everyone will be asleep,
Tell them that we went to Nadiad, for Uncle's memorial,
Why are you making me lie?
It won't be your first time,
Tejas, lock the door,
Hurry up, Mom, Everyone's waiting,
- Theplas, You know, local foods, - All right, Yeah,
Jas,
Everything will be fine now,
Look at this!
Remember this place? The corn guy used to be here,
Pallavi, do you remember
our first trip to Jharosar after the wedding?
I think I forgot your blood pressure medicine,
Don't worry about it, I packed it all up,
UDAN KHATOLA JHAROSAR MARKET
Take a picture,
Mr, Bob, come,
Picture! Make a line,
Come,
Yes, Mooli,
- Hey, - We're together,
- Calm down,
Calm down,
- He's not listening! - Rides come frequently,
- Tejas! - Wait for us,
- What are you doing? - Come quickly,
But wait for them,
Let's buy jewelry, It'll be crowded,
Let me have a look,
- There are good shops ahead, - Where?
- Come on, - Hey!
Tejas, there were shops back there,
- A little further, - Where?
There's a line,
- Registration? - I have it,
There,
Go, my dear!
You are free now,
Now you'll live by nature's laws,
Why did you bring me here?
I'll explain later,
We can't stay here for long, Hey,
- What happened to him? - He's suffering from gay-illness,
Baba has a 100% record,
Your son will also become normal,
Just stay strong,
Let's go, son,
Mom,,,
Wait!
I was trying to help you,
Is it okay to bring me to a place like this?
- Are you out of your mind? - No!
I'm so lost, I brought you where I found hope,
I know the truth, still I'm here with you,
What do you know about me? Tell me what you know,
You had an affair with Aunt Kanchan, Friendship was an excuse,
- That's not,,, - Don't deny it, Mom, I heard it,
It felt like someone was choking me,
You were God to me, but you robbed my faith,
- Listen to me,,, - I just want my mom back!
I wonder where he took Mom,
- He's up to something, - Everything's fine,
Played a lot of Monopoly,
- Pallavi, come for a picture, - Aunt, Tejas,
- Do you like it? - Love it!
- I got it for you, - Let's see,
You look so beautiful,
- I got something for you, - No, it's fine,
- It'll look beautiful on you, - It's okay,
There's another one,
You and Pallavi go way back?
Yeah, We are old family friends,
You must know all about her life,
Yes, of course, Tell me what've you been hearing,
On the night of the dance, we saw a video,,,
Come on, everyone, It's picture time!
- Mr, Bob, come on! - Come,
Come,
One more,
Manohar, one with just the two of us,
I need to use the toilet,
- Come on! - Nervous?
What happened?
- Where's the toilet? - It's there,
Okay,
Tara, where's Dad?
I am calling him,
Dad, what happened?
- What's wrong? - My back hurts,
- Then give me the bags, - No!
- Where does it hurt? - Don't touch me, Pallavi,
It will get worse,
Dad,,,
Dad!
Mrs, Pam, how about the women travel together? Please,
Mooli, come here!
- I'll come with Kanchan, - Try to understand,
Mr, Bob, Photographer! Come,
- Thanks, - At first I thought it's a wig,
- Mrs, Pam, can we not,,, - Of course!
Yes, I know, Please go on, Pam,
What would women do with each other? For God's sake!
Mrs, Pam, can we not talk about it now?
It's okay, Go for it, Pam! I have no problem discussing it,
We are just discussing it,
If I even happen to see a woman kissing a woman on TV,
- No? - Pam,
you seem excited,
That's what I mean! What's exciting about it?
I mean, nature created women a certain way,
and created men a certain way,
Together, they become two bodies and one soul,
That's what they show in every Hindi movie song, Why?
Because it's science,
They don't make such songs with women,
Do you know what a clitoris is?
Find out about it as soon as you can, Your life will change,
- It's pure science! - Enough, Kanchan,
You crossed the line, too, Can't you take a joke?
Joke? I was trying to be nice to you, despite everything,
Kanchan, stay out of this,
- Aren't you all over-reacting? - Really?
What if my grandchildren inherit this?
- It's your blood, right? - They'll have your blood, too,
They might turn out stupid like you!
Let me slow it down for you, Stupid!
- Idiots! Douchebags! - Stop it, Kanchan!
- And you should calm down, too, - Me?
Tell her to calm down! Bitch!
- You are a bitch! - Kanchan!
Why? Do you shit rainbows?
- Kanchan, for my sake! - Shut up!
This woman is talking trash and you're listening!
Yes, go and tell Bob, Because Bob is a dog and you're his tail,
You follow him around all day, Keep going, "Bob, Bob!"
He doesn't even look at you!
He kept flirting with me, right in front of you,
And not even once did you say, "Bob!"
I'm sure he must have ogled at Pallavi, too,
You guys love to interfere in others' lives and acting righteous,
You know what? Tell me something,
Are you happy with him?
Take the lie detector test yourself, before you judge others,
You never speak up,
that's why men like Bob feel free to act like this,
Are you really Esha's mom?
What nonsense is this?
Save her life,
Or she'll end up with someone like Bob,
- Aunt Pallavi, - What's the matter?
Actually, Uncle Manohar,,, Just come with me,
- Hey, - Come,
What happened?
Come out, please, Fast,
Come,
What happened?
- Papa, - I'm feeling uneasy,,,
- What happened? - I don't know,
Nothing,
What happened?
I don't need anything,
This is not his medicine,
Then whose is it?
Let's take him to the hospital,
- Let's go, Dad, - Let's go,
- Take me home, - Okay,
Take me home,
Careful,
Get down,
Let's just get out of here,
BP patients shouldn't take this without consulting a doctor,
His blood pressure shot up, He can go home after some time,
- Hey, - I am fine,
- Please give me some water, - Yes,
Mooli said,,,
the medicine was safe,
Do you discuss such things about me with him?
I have to talk to someone, Else, I'll suffocate,
I doubt myself now, Pallavi,
The way neighbors stare at me, as if I'm,,,
Can I ask you something, Pallavi?
Throughout our long married life,,,
was I able to give you marital happiness?
Do you even like me, Pallavi?
I've always liked you,
But I couldn't love you,
I couldn't have a normal relationship with you,
But I've always tried to be a good wife, a friend,
It's not your fault,
I wasn't capable of it,
Pallavi,,,
What you said in the video, is it true?
This drama of caring about me,
that's okay for strangers,
Don't expect me to act like a husband anymore,
Madam,,,
Madam,
Please ask Kanchan about dinner,
- Tell me which hand, - It's my left,
One loses hair
during chemotherapy,
I didn't want to tell you,
You don't need to take the test tomorrow, I've made the decision,
The engagement will be canceled,
We can at least save your reputation from getting tarnished,
So you do hate me now?
Those who are closest to the heart inflict the most pain,
You're right,
I'll take the test tomorrow,
I said you don't need to take the test,
- I need it, - Don't be childish,
They'll know you're lying,
I won't lie,
Not even to myself,
And you don't need to come with me,
I'll go by myself,
- Let us live! - Let us have a life, too!
I'll turn the car,
- Mom? - Let us have a life, too!
- Let us live! - Let us have a life, too!
Stop this!
No, Someone has to put an end to this nonsense,
Don't worry, madam, no one will force you to do this,
No one is forcing me,
- I'm here by myself, - Don't lie,,,
I am here because of my free will,
Sanjana was right,
It's my truth,
When, where, why and whom I share it with,,,
is my decision,
And nobody else's,
Mom, you're making a mistake,
Something I've never done, I should have,
You know that you'll fail,
Will I fail or you?
Besides being a daughter, wife and mother, I have an identity,
I need my daughter today, not a social worker,
Can you be that for me?
This is John,
Eshu!
Pam,
I'll ask you questions,
You have to answer in just yes or no,
Is your name Pallavi?
- Yeah, - Yes or no, please,
Yes,
Are the lights in this room on?
Yeah,
Yes,
Are we in the United States of America at present?
No,
Are you going to answer the questions honestly today?
Yes,
Do you like Pam and me?
No,
Had you said yes,
I'd have known that it was a lie, even without the machine,
Have you ever done anything in life
that you feel sorry for or are ashamed of?
Yes,
Do you like sleeping with your husband?
What is this?
Do you enjoy physical, sexual relations with your husband?
No,
Have you ever had physical relations with someone other than your husband?
How is this related?
No,
Are you a lesbian?
Are you a lesbian or not?
What do you mean by being a lesbian?
Have you ever had sex with a woman?
No,
You mean you've never had sex with a woman?
No,
It seems you want to hear something else,
Have you ever touched a woman in the wrong way?
No,
- Looked at a woman in the wrong way? - No,
- Have you kissed a woman? - Bob!
Bob, tell me when did you kiss me the last time?
Bob, have you ever hugged me?
No, have I ever asked you if you are gay?
Did I ever ask you?
Did I ever doubt you?
Did I ever suspect that you have an affair with another women?
I should conduct your test,
Ideally, I should also make you take this test, right?
Let me also find out whether you are gay,
I always trusted you blindly,
- Always! - Mom,
- Pam, - What, Pam?
Now, our Shushu has found a good boy
and we are creating problems,
Had she found someone like you,
she would have to sit all day with this lie detector test,
Ask this damn white man to get out,
- Enough is enough! - Calm down, Pam,
How did you do that?
They asked the wrong questions,
I wish they had asked me
if I had ever loved a woman,
I would have failed happily,
I always thought that if I loved my family with all my heart,
my lies might turn into truth someday,
But a lie is always a lie,
Why would others accept us, when we can't accept it ourselves?
I am what I am,
But by idolizing me as a God, you robbed me of my right to be human,
I'm with you till your engagement,
After that, forget that you ever had a mother,
Engagement is day after tomorrow,
Guests will be here,
If we present ourselves as a family,
everything will be fine,
After that,
I'll go back to my village,
You think this is an act,
Let's end it,
Pallavi, are you blaming it on me?
I've always been a good husband,
Haven't I been a good wife?
I stood by you during tough times,
But when it was your turn to stand by me, you left me alone,
Few days back, you had no issues with me,
But when your manhood was questioned, I wasn't good enough?
You are asking me this today,
Why didn't you ask before?
Before getting intimate, did you ever ask me
if I wanted it or not?
Is that being a good husband?
You didn't think it was important then,
You have no right today,
We children are really selfish,
We think our parents didn't have a life before us,
I never realized when your reputation turned into my ego,
Ever since I was little, I made you fulfil every wish of mine,
Whether it was a bike or education in America,
I never thought how much Tara would fight,
Or that you'd have to sell your land,
I had to get what I wanted,
Because of my stubbornness, today,,,
I made you prove yourself,
Give me the curd,
Enough of this childishness,
Now, I'm being responsible,
America
We are team America
H1B, Land of Liberty
You know you want America
Your spice, basmati rice It's all cheap in exchange price
You want our jobs and our dollars
Work in blue or white collars
America, America
You are dreaming America!
Pam!
Hey,
No, sir, Let's do it here,
I am what I am,
My dad doesn't speak English,
My sister is a troublemaker,
But my mom,,,
she's perfect,
Your parents don't think that I'm worthy of you,
And they are right,
I wasn't a good son, how can I be a good husband?
Jas,
I am way behind you
when it comes to understanding the true value of relationships,
You love your parents in spite of who they are,
What boggles my mind is that you accepted my mom, when I couldn't,
How can I be your husband when I couldn't be a good human?
This,,,
This is Pallavi's report, which states she passed the test,
Great, So the problem is solved,
But who are we to pass a judgment on her?
The time I spent with her went by so smoothly,
Like, I'm comfortable in the passenger seat,
and she's driving the car tirelessly,
This report has only one thing that is correct,
Pallavi is flawless,
Uncle, come to the point,
Point being,
that I won't submit this report,
How can you,,,
And I won't hear a word against Pallavi,
But Mr, Manohar, the society,,,
Mr, Goyal, if you want to expel me
from the post of Chairman, please do it right away,
But if anyone tries to interfere
in my family matters,
I won't tolerate it,
The milk was about to spill,
I gave them a piece of my mind,
They will remember it for life,
I was so busy being your husband, that I forgot to be your friend,
We couldn't be friends,
You know all about my likes and dislikes,
Come hell or high water,
you never forget to give my medicine,
You remember it perfectly,
I don't even know
if you prefer rotli or bhakri,
Can,,,
Can you give me some more time?
I'll change,
Please don't leave me, Pallavi,
I can't live by myself,
You spent your life keeping others happy,
Now, you do what makes you happy,
I will stand by you,
It's nothing,
I'll get some ice,
Tejas,
Teju,
Teju, what's wrong?
The engagement is off,
Why? What happened now?
Your brother has come to his senses,
No,
Sorry, I messed your top,
It's okay, You look cool when you cry,
What happened?
Go and get ready,
I'll dance today,
I'll be reborn as a man in my next life,
- Will you elope with me then? - No,
I want Kanchan in my next life, too,