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*Thierry Pastor: "Madness"
,,,
- You didn't understand anything
When you say it's a melody
Your madness, it's not over
Madness, finished
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
It's not Vivaldi
Nor Verdi's Requiem
Your madness, it's not over
Madness, finished
Words
To meet
To change your life
Last hope of spring, winter, summer
The month of August, who cares
*Choirs
Take off your boxing gloves
Stevie Wonder in the jukebox
Your madness, it's not over
Madness, finished
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
you are not funny
When you say I'm not in the wind
your stroke of madness
It's not over, madness, over
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Wow!
Some applause Laughter
-Cheer ! Well done Etienne! -Thanks !
-It was great !
- Anyway, I love this song!
-Well, who else to share his singing talents with us?
or a singer, huh?
Here, the goat, we haven't seen you yet,
- No, I hung up,
He sighs,
I don't sing anymore, that's all behind me,
-Someone else ?
Guitar chords Miss, very well, come on,
,,,
- Uh,,, veterinarian!
-Snow Queen,
-And you ? - I would like to be known,
*-,,, for more than 6 months now,
*-Yes Karine, a crisis due to,,,
*-Galactic Xpro, access,,,
*Cooing
*Applause*-Welcome to The Price at Any Price,
*the game where candidates must find the prizes pile pile,,,?
*-HAIR !
*-Geberit Aqua Clean toilets, compatible with your smartphone,
*-75 euros, *-1,500,
*-65 euros,
- Can I help you, Daniel?
-Yeah, how much are the clips?
-Well, I'll explain it again because I see
that you still haven't understood the delirium,
*Background music
This is an appliance store,
so we don't watch clips,
-Because a barbeuk demo is better perhaps?
-Electric griddle, -Enough to ?
-It's an electric griddle, It's mine,
,,,
- But why are you filming yourself with your barbeuk?
-Two burners, five temperature levels,
mounted on wheel with utensils included,
At 286,95 euros, it's not just "a barbeuk", Daniel,
- Oh yeah, okay,
So I have to watch you cook sausages all day?
And you don't even bite them, -Because it keeps fat!
And anyway, what the fuck can you do?
I am responsible for this department, From dryers to printers!
- So, if I understand correctly,
you're not at all responsible for the sound department behind there?
-Nope !
- No, okay, fine,
Here you know what?
Very loud radio volume That's it!
,,, -Bravo Daniel, great!
,,, -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,,,
-Looked, He turns up the volume on the TV,
,,, -Ah yes, of course, of course!
,,, -Me too, I can do it!
- Yeah, great! Someone calls out to them,
-What is the problem ?
-Patricia, can you tell Daniel that I am responsible for this section?
-You are not responsible for anything, Stéphane,
It's Idriss, the manager,
You haven't been promoted yet,
Alright, get to work!
We open !
Beep - Play store video,
*-Video Store, *soft music
-Asshole,
,,,
-Say again,
-Asshole,
,,,
There you go, sir, I tried it, it works very well,
,,,
Have a good day, -Thanks,
-I would like some information on the oven, please,
-Sure,
,,,
Effort
-I have a problem
with the microwave, - You have to see this with a colleague,
because I'm on a break here,
The client is reluctant,
,,,
*Upbeat pop music
*-I like you Thank you for all your love
I like you
- Daniel!
What the hell are you doing here?
-But no,
but I'm tired of seeing Stéphane's face on a loop,
It doesn't bother you, does it?
-Mm,,,
-It's Esteban Lopes,
- Oh, I hate it,
The lyrics are still super weak,
And then the guy who only goes up in thirds,,,
He's a wedding singer, - You know it, huh!
- Yeah yeah, I have some notions, yeah,
,,,
- Is it a joke or what? -What ?
,,,
He puts the soft music back on,
-Damn, after-sales service guys, I swear!
Okay, are you okay if you're having dessert?
I took all the meat,
-Ah, this evening is your thing, there?
-Plancha party, yeah, - Yeah but tonight, I can't,
-Shit !
- Yeah, no, I have my in-laws who are there and you know,,,
It's,,, -Good, difficult evening for Idriss!
- Yeah but I'm sorry, it's the same for me in fact,
It's that I have to keep my son,,,
-Okay, Nadine,,,
-Nope,
-Wait, do you have something too?
- Yeah, that's it, I have something,
-Ah yeah, it's bad luck, that,
- Yeah,,, - Well, it doesn't matter,
Me, the meat, I put it in the freezer,
There is a defrost option on my plancha, we put that back,
- Yeah, that's it, We put that back !
-We are shifting again!
-We'll do it again, perfect, Go ahead, go,
Oh wait, Steph!
Since tonight I have a problem,
do you mind closing for me?
- Really bro, go ahead, I'll cover you,
- That's it, dad, I'm counting on you!
-OK,
Soft music
,,,
bike bell
Door -Wesh, family!
Is it going well or what ? - Hi, Bastien,
Is your mother inside?
-Yes, of course, We are here, huh,
- Well, if you're here, I'm going,,,
-Hey Daniel, don't worry, Me, I'm here, I'm watching,
If it ever goes down the drain,
I'm here, brother, Here is my home,
Everyone knows me, you won't have to worry,
You have a problem with someone, you call me, we start
that little son of a bitch,
We fuck his race, you see?
- Yeah, yeah, very good, yeah,
-We kick his ass, see?
They fuck his mother,
-Yeah, That reassures me, Bastien, -Even his father,
Go ahead, don't hesitate,
-I won't hesitate, yeah, -Yeah,
He sniffles,
- Mongol!
-"Finally,
"my house will be bequeathed to my children,
"Laurence and Daniel Santini,"
I believe you still live
in this house, sir?
-Yes quite, - Well, that, you'll manage,
Keyboard keys
So, as for inheritance costs,
they amount to 17,508 euros,
Added to that,,, -Wait, wait, What is that ?
I don't have that, huh, How do we do ?
-Well then,,,
-Well then ?
- Well, we have to sell the house, Daniel!
- But we're not going to sell my house!
-It's not your house, it's ours,
That's crap there, huh?
That's the only way you can repay,
- Wait, but how do I do it?
Have you seen the housing prices?
-I am not a real estate agent, Mr, Santini,
- Well, you will find, huh! I don't have the money either,
Did I tell you that the doctor put me off for a month?
Anyway, we can't take out a loan, can we?
-I'm not a banker either, Miss Santini,
- What am I going to do? I don't want to go to your house!
-Oh no ! Oh no !
No, you're not coming to my house! Me, I'm exhausted!
Bastien is stupid at the moment, so that's no, it's impossible,
- So I don't know, I'm going to end up under a bridge, great,
- But don't you have a friend?
There, you're big now, you manage!
Sorry, master,
Uh,,,
How do we do ? You know a real estate agent
who can make an estimate? - So, for the last time,
I am neither a realtor nor a banker,
I am a notary, -Of course not, but I'm stupid,
-17,000 bullets, damn,,,
- Okay, is everyone here?
I have bad news,
The general management told me that the store
would close its doors definitively in 2 months,
General outrage
We suspected it, we are not the only ones to close in the ZAC,
But those who are on permanent contracts will be assigned to the Cité Ouest store,
General relief
However, for the others, I'm sorry,
Isabella, Gaylord,
Daniel, your contracts will not be renewed,
Other questions ?
Yes, Stefan?
-Will there be a store closing party?
- No wait, what is this question?
-I'm chairman of the party committee, Daniel,
I need to know if I am planning a buffet,
-A buffet ? - Yes, a buffet!
Appetizers, appetizers, antipasti,,,
- Yeah,,, Pff,,,
-Patricia, wouldn't we go on an Italian theme?
I can make bruschette,
- Are we talking about it now?
In the meantime, I need two volunteers,
Thanks Stephane,
for an inventory
tomorrow evening, Discreet hubbub
I remind you that the night is paid double,
(-Shit!) Me, I don't mind,
-Ah, Very good, Daniel and Stephen,
-Nope ! -Whether,
*-Consomax, right? -There it is,
I would like to take out this loan please,
So it's for,,,
a Galactic Xpro phone at 850,90 euros,,,
Yes,
A Mitsuito electric ice cream maker at 63,,,
Electric ice cream maker,
Yes, to make sorbets,
Advisor's voice on the phone
Yes, no, I know I'm in the red, but my director
reconfirmed it to me, I'm going to manager,
She hangs up, Hello ?
He groans,
The door slams,
Alright, Daniel,
drunk at work, do you know what that means?
*Generic
*-Previously, in The Villa of Confidences,
*-Are you a teacher? *-Exactly,
-Hey, there's a rerun of the Prix à tout prix,
*-We'll guess the price of this showcase that will open now,
*Laugh
-Oh, I love him, Fred Costa,
*-This wine cellar, Sylvie, an estimate?
*Public auction
-450,
-Eh ? *-372 euros, Fred,
-The wine cellar is a Leco, 450 euros,
*-No, no, 450 euros, Too bad, Sylvia,
*We weren't far, *-Nope,
*-Come on, let's continue with this smoothie blender, Sylvie,
*A small estimate, *Public Auction
,,,
-99 euros,
*-70 euro,
*-70 euros? *-70 euros, yes,
*-Barbara?
*Funny music *No, 99 euros, ouch ouch ouch!
*Sylvie, last chance to win 20,000 euros!
*We now move on to this fridge-television,
-1,490, *Public bid
,,,*-2100? €2,100,
*-Jonathan? Ah! €1,490!
* Ouch ouch ouch, Sylvie, what a pity! What a pity !
*The presenter continues to speak,
Intriguing music
,,,
-What ?
,,,
- That, there! How much is that? -The Frifri fryer?
99,90,
,,,
-And a Sundig microwave?
The FPX-10,
- Uh,,, 124,99,
,,,
We really should get on it here,
But that's ridiculous, Daniel,
I've been working here for 5 years, everyone knows that,
- No, there is no one who knows this stuff,
No, you must be something a bit like Rain Man,
-An IQ above the average? - No, below,
Or autistic, Well, I don't know,
We're going to be on TV, it's great,
-Well, I'm not interested, Daniel, -Stephane!
We can make lots of money!
If we empty the window, it's 100,000 balls!
And then that would suit us, wouldn't it?
-How would that suit us?
- It's okay, I heard you! You are in the red!
-I'll stop you right now, Daniel, I'm not like you,
I soon have a top job,
So I won't miss a day to participate in a stupid game,
Steps that move away
Upbeat rock music
,,,
-Hi,
-Hey, how are you?
,,,
Sorry Blaise, there was no more coconut milk,
,,,
(-Thanks,)
- So, I was saying that we are fine
on the 15-25 with The Villa of confidences,
On the other hand, for Le Prix à
tout prix, I imagined a more,,, huh?
-However, the curve is good,
- Ah, but that's not the problem, It's just that,,,
I don't know, your candidates are too smooth,
We knock and we enter,
-Hello everyone,
How's it going ? Leah, can you come see me?
I don't know what I'm recording anymore,
And you sing sing? -Yes,
- you record
The Price at All Costs, Fred,
-Ah OK, I'm going to do a split there,
Anyone want to come?
-Yes totally, We're all in uniform, that's good,
No, we're in a meeting, Fred,
- Ah ok, it works!
See you soon,
He sighs, - Well, do you have any ideas?
-Yes,
So, in Midi à sa porte, they have a candidate
who has Asperger's Syndrome,
It affects everyone and they have sick audiences,
So, with FX, we said to ourselves: trisos,
-Like at the Telethon,
-Do you have anything else?
- So, we cancel? I had a friend's sister,,,
- Yes, we cancel, yes,
There's something we've never done,
It would be to have atypical candidates,
Slightly naive originals,
-Dorks?
-No,,, damn,
People who have no perspective,
-Ah but that, we have, We have that,
-Ah, there you go !
The employee of the month and the Johnny Depp of Orléans,
Great,
*Musical Romeo and Juliet: "Aimer"
*-It's the most beautiful
*To like
*-Bravo, ladies!
*Magnificent duo!
* Ouch, it's going to be difficult to decide between you!
*We immediately look at the results of the vote,
*Jingle of the show
*And Laura wins
*the dual !
*Well done Laura! Cheer !
*Clarisse, for you, the adventure ends here,
-Yeah, *-Too bad, it was a pleasure
*to sing with Laura,
*-Maybe we'll see each other again in a future issue,
*Or in the restaurant? No, just kidding, no complaints!
*Laura, to be found on a song by Laurent Voulzy
*for 3,000 euros, 3 words to find,,,
-Yes ? -Sorry !
I did not see that there was the owner!
-Who are you? -Thierry Barre,
real estate agency La Montfortoise, I came to appraise the house,
Laurence left me a spare key,
Admiring hiss There's something to do, huh!
*Laurent Voulzy and Véronique Jannot: "Desire Desire"
Well, what do we visit first?
-Come on, start with the garden, go!
*-Which rhymes with ouh ouh,,,
,,,
*This thing you have to guess
* My first is desire
*My second
-Some pleasure ! *-A smile
*Buzz - Yeah,
*-Oh no!
*It was "fun", What a pity ! Phone vibrator
,,, *The host continues to speak,
-Hello ? *-Daniel Santini?
-Yes ?
And another day, it's not possible? As we work,,,
*-Ah unfortunately no, I'm sorry,
- No, but we'll be there! *-I'm calling Stéphane Chevalier,
-I'll join him there, I'll tell him!
-Come before 3 p,m,, after, the castings are over,
- No no, we'll be on time, we'll be on time!
*See you later, -It's good,
-Is it good for them? -Next,
Rock music
,,,
Braking
-Yes, but I'm coming,
- Daniel,,,
Maybe you don't care, Daniel, but it goes up to 35 downhill,
And me, when I see your thing that pollutes,,,
This is ridiculous, Patricia,
-No, but it's a conspiracy!
I won't stay a minute longer here!
Come on, Stéphane, we're out,
-I love my job! My dream is to become a manager,
-She wants to burn your wings, there! Let it go, we're out of here,
-Why would I do that?
Someone put them in our lockers,
Did you check who badged first?
- No, I didn't check the badges,
'Cause last night you're taking inventory,
and this morning we find these two phones
in your lockers, then it seems obvious,
well,,,i'm not going to explain it to you,
company rules, you know what
happens when an employee steals,
-Okay, Stephane, come on, It's no use there,
-I always did what you asked me!
-Stephane! - Overtime,
closures, replacements!
-Stephane!
-You put me out, because you are afraid that I will take your place,
But I won't leave!
-Stephane!
- No one will move me from here!
-Stephane! -What ?
-No, he was getting out of control,
Rock music
,,,
creaking of doors
,,,
Stephane groaned,
-Where am I ?
-There is Le Prix à tout prix who called us,
we are selected,
We have to be there before 3 p,m,
-What is this bullshit ?
Are you kidnapping me?
-But no !
-Are you headbutting me and kidnapping me?
- But I'm not kidnapping you!
Kidnapping, I'll trade you for cash,
There, we may win some together,
then you should thank me, even,
- But thank you for what?
- We just got fired,
we might win 100,000 bucks!
Yeah, you're welcome, yeah,
- But you're sick, Daniel! But you're completely sick!
Me, I will not participate, huh!
And even if I participated, I would not share with you!
-Well, do you know Fred Costa?
-Who ? -The presenter !
Fortunately,,,
I don't know the prices, but I know show business,
Luckily I'm here ! - Do you know show business?
-Yes, I know show business,
Me, I bathed in it, Before, I was a singer,
-Singer ?
- Yes, singer! So what ? - But what are these,,,
But what are you talking to me about?
Take me back to the store! - I was a singer!
Ring and vibrate We just got fired!
,,,
-Father ?
Hello, Mr Fourmas,
No, I wasn't screening your calls at all,
No,
No, wait, Wait, that's good,
I'm in the car, I'm coming right away,
No,
Take the exit, -We do not have time !
- The next outing! - No, it's dead!
-I'm coming !
- We stay 2 minutes!
- Oh, but watch out, it's an EHPAD!
-Everything is fine ? Are you waiting for your game?
-Father !
What is all this, dad?
Oh no,,,
it's not possible,
But that has nothing to do,
Sigh
Stop bringing everything back to you, It's painful,
Just a little problem at work,
-Ah!
Mr Knight!
You came by van,
it's perfect, - Yes, then, it's not mine,,,
-No matter, You will be able to take your dad,
and load his little things,
Mmm?
-Mr Fourmas,
you who have a top job, you can understand me,
I have to become manager
at Universe Tech,
I also have responsibilities,
He sighs,
What do I do if I have my daddy in my paws?
It's not possible,
We can't find him a room,,,
less expensive ? Smaller ?
-Smaller than 16 square meters? With a window?
I do not have, -Yes,,,
And one without a window, then?
-Windowless, the cellar,
-M, Fourmas, the cellar,,,
How much is the cellar,
just by curiosity ?
- Sir, you owe 5,000 euros, How do we do ?
(-Oh !)
-One week, Mr, Fourmas, Just a week,
- In a week, it will be 5,500,
-What time is it, the,,, -3 p,m,
-3pm,,, -Yeah, we have to trace, there,
With your EHPAD,
-That, Mr, Fourmas,
he's a hell of a curmudgeon,
He's teasing me all the time,
It must not be easy to work in an EHPAD,
For example, I see my father, he no longer speaks,
I manage to understand it, but they,,,
It shouldn't be tedious,,,
-Steph, I don't care, okay?
We play a game together but we are not intimate,
Don't tell me about your life, that doesn't interest me,
-Nice,
Soft rock music
- No, but,,, pfft,,,
It's just not the time,
Stop talking, let me explain the show to you,
OK, have you watched it yet?
Oh ! Have you already watched?
-I thought I had no right to speak,
-Don't start, I swear,,,
Rock music
It's ok, do you understand the rules?
-Yes, it's not too complicated as a game,
need to find prices,
-Hello, we come for the casting of the Prix à tout prix,
-Sure,
,,,
-That must be it,
,,,
-Hello,
,,,
He clears his throat,
-Here, watch this,
*-Friends, hello,,, -It's Fred Costa,
*-You do good for your body, your mind, it's important,
*This week, lots of new stuff,
*But first of all, I wanted to thank you,
* more and more of you are following me
*and it makes me happy,
*It makes my teams happy,
-He's super nice, *-TV is above all,,,
-Very close to people, *-,,, teamwork,
-Hmm,,, *-Beautiful,
-First time ?
-Sorry ?
- Is this your first time?
-Yes,
- We are the third,
We play all the games, -We love,
Yesterday, we were on the show Midi à sa porte, with the host,,,
-Super nice,
-He adores us,
-Yeah,
it's that we make a hell of a duo, the two of us,
He's laughing, -You surprise me ! And then,,,
-We do not care !
- Well, nice,,,
-Don't talk to competitors like that,
They are there to destabilize us,
Take off your badge,
We are no longer at Univers Tech here,
You gotta try to pretend you're cool,
Here, you are no longer Stéphane,
There you are,,,
There, you're Steph,
You see the Poitiers scumbags,
do you think they will be taken?
No way,
- But we can hear you there, -Oh yeah ?
If you can hear us, go back to Futuroscope and shut the fuck up,
- But,,, - Well,,,
they are swollen,
-So,
Eh ? Trust me,
Here, we must not show that we are impressed,
Damn, Fred Costa!
-Hello, Hello,
-Fred Costa! (-Can I take a selfie?)
- Yes yes, with pleasure,
-What are we doing ?
-How are we doing?
Do you want to go see him?
- But to tell him what?
"Hello Fred Costa"? Anything !
-There it's good ? -Thanks,
-He is coming, It's coming, it's coming,
-Fred, Fred!
-HELLO ! -Hello,
- Hello, Fred, -Hello,
- Tails tails,,,?
-HAIR !
giggles
-How nice he is!
There, I am not disappointed, he is too nice,
He made us "heads up"! He made me "heads up"!
-Yes,,, -He made me "heads up",
I can't even believe it, he made me "tails tones",
-Yes, he went “tails tails”,,,
-Daniel Santini? -Yes !
-You registered with your friend Stéphane Chevalier?
- Yes, finally it is more a colleague, but yes,
- The producer is waiting for you,
Go for it,
door closing
-Why do they go ahead? -We're not going to make a fuss,
-No, but they arrived after us,
-Good, So, who is Daniel, who is Stéphane?
-I'm Daniel,
-Stephane Chevalier,
-Ah yes, you are the employee of the month, right?
-How do you know that?
- This is the photo from your file,
-Did you send my employee of the month photo?
-Yes,
-What month ? -I don't know, who cares, right?
-That one,
-June,
Indeed, I was employee of the month for 1 year,
- Well done,,, - Thank you,
I'm also chairman of the store's party committee,
- But that's wonderful,
-And in leisure, I make videos,
I made one from a plancha,,, -Stop talking about your life,
Muffled laughter
- They are the ones who asked,
-You heard them ask you:
"Tell us about your rotten life at Univers Tech"?
-Bah,,,
-Sorry, he's a newbie,
so he's not,,,
- You, it's not the first time that you,,,
-Games ? No,
Finally Yes,
Afterwards, at one time, I was a singer so,,,
Me, all that is spots,
cameras, lights, the stage, all that, I have,,,
Let's say that I have an ease, what, - Pfff!
-OK,,,
It's good, It's good to know that, -Yeah, and moreover,
I get on really well with Fred Costa,
-You know each other ?
-Nope ! No, no, but soon,
we had an exchange, we,,,
Finally,,,
-I was there, you didn't talk to each other,
- No, we had an exchange of glances! That can't be explained!
He made me "heads up"! Did you see ?
Fred Costa, he made me "heads up", so there
you go, he came, he saw me, boom, "heads up",
I am,,,
That's it, it's,,, It's,,,
He doesn't see those things,,, - No, I don't see them, no,,,
-Tell me Daniel, it's Daniel, huh?
-Yes yes !
- Could you sing us something?
-Ah,,, He sighs,
No no no no,,,
-Good Daniel, are you a singer or are you not a singer?
-The acoustics are not great, there,,,
- There, you have to sing! -I stopped singing,
-The gentleman from the casting, he asks you to sing!
- I don't sing anymore! - It's time, Daniel!
- But it's not the moment I sing more!
- You're not actually a singer!
-Yes, but I'm not going to sing now!
-Wait,
Calm down, gentlemen,
I asked you that, but without wanting to make you feel uncomfortable,
If you don't want, you don't want,
- Well, because of you, we missed the casting,
-Because of me ? But because of you, Daniel!
- Of what because of me?
-You are asked to sing and you don't sing!
- But it's you with your plancha videos!
I'll shove it up your ass! - Do you want to go outside?
-Would you both be available?
tomorrow morning for a recording?
-Tomorrow ? For the,,,? -The ? Are we taken?
-There, I don't think there is a picture, your casting is great,
-Congratulation,
-Thanks, -Thanks,
rhythmic music
- I don't know if you are aware of it,
but you have enormous potential,
,,,
- If, in addition, I am aware of it, -Yes, it's true,
-So, let's meet
tomorrow morning, tray B, 10 a,m,?
FX, can you escort these gentlemen, please?
-Sure, Follow me,
,,,
-Thanks,
Thanks a lot,
-Until tomorrow, -Until tomorrow,
,,,
Cheers from behind the door
- We are rich! - You are dead!
Come back to Poitiers! -We're not from Poitiers!
-I would like to see Patricia's face when she sees us!
- Yeah yeah,,, No, but stop thinking about the store!
We need to focus, okay?
We have to stay focused!
-Wait, we got fired for nothing!
We're not going to let it go!
,,,
Or else, it's a blow from Idriss,
- You say that because he is black? -What ?
No way ! -They go And you sing sing?
I love this show, me!
Sir ! -Yeah ?
-We can watch ?
- No, we're not recording today,
-Well, are we going to eat something, Daniel?
-Yeah,
- On the other hand, you invite me, -Why ?
-Because you didn't take my jacket,
Daniel curses,
And then the hotel as well, - Fuck it!
-I'm not picky, Daniel,
A twin room will suit me very well,
-Ritz or Bristol?
- So there, as you wish, -OK,
Traffic
,,,
Banging on the window of the van
-Nope !
No sir, we don't work there!
So !
That's it, go, sir!
It's not going to be like this all night, huh?
I need to rest if I want to be in good shape tomorrow!
We are already bad,,,
- Start by closing it already,
Knocks at the window - Good evening,
- We are not interested, sir!
But no, but don't take out money!
It's your gypsy vehicle that attracts them!
- Hey!
You don't talk like that about my jumpsuit,
If you're not happy, you'll sleep outside,
,,, -OH !
-You know what, if you don't want to hear them,
put on the radio!
Now be quiet!
*Esteban Lopes: "I like you"
*-I'll be there So don't ever forget that
Daniel sings over it,
-Smile for life
And life will smile at you
After the rain, you know well what the weather will be like
I like you!
Thank you for all your love
- Daniel!
,,,
Daniel! -What ?
-You sing,
-Nope, -Whether, You sing Esteban Lopes,
- I tell you that I don't sing! - But don't get angry!
You sing well !
It's just that now is not the time,
,,, Stephane turns off the radio,
- Do you think I sing well?
- There, like that, when you hum, yes,
But I never heard you sing, I don't know!
- Would you like to hear, would you?
-Of ?
-Know that, I showed it to no one,
-Hmm,,,
*-Hello, I'm just Dan,
* I will interpret my title for you: "Need to sing",
Wait because there, it's not mixed,
You can listen to it with headphones,
- Okay, Daniel,,,
-It's to give you the conditions, -Yes, but it's late,
So,,,
-OK,
Click
*In front of my black coffee
*Or on the sidewalk
*I am in the fog
*Too many illusory dreams
*In my heart it's dark
*Like in my closet
No, but wait, why am I showing you this is bullshit,
The sound sucks, the picture sucks, I
didn't put the egg boxes in to insulate,,,
- Daniel,,,
It's super good,
-Do you want my fist in the face?
- But I swear, it's true,
- What, do you like it?
-Honestly Yes !
Oh no, but I,,,
I find it powerful, This is,,,
-I put too much,
- Do you write your lyrics?
-Well yeah,
-I thought you sucked as a singer,
But the,,,
Just Dan, what,
You, you,,, You're intimidating me here, -Do not, It's me, huh,
- You have a crazy talent!
Why did you stop the music?
-It's a long story, -Coffees !
-Yes I'm coming,
It's for me,
-It's 2,40, -Yes,
Can I write you a check?
To be cashed at the end of the month, however,
You have a pen ?
*I need to sing
*-Daniel! What are those boots in the hallway?
*-Mom ! Just Dan in the studio there!
*-But stop a bit with your Simply Dan,
*-What ?
*-How many times do I have to tell you? You are ridiculous!
*-You're the only one who thinks I'm ridiculous,
*-And then put that shit away for me!
*-It's not shit, it's cowboy boots!
- No, but I,,,
Daniel,,,
No but Daniel!
*-So I remind you that you can all
*help candidates guess the prizes! OK ?
As soon as one of you is selected, you go down to the desk
you do it with enthusiasm
and with a smile even if we are not selected, OK?
(-OK,)
-Come on, everyone, let's go,
the cameras are rolling, we stay on the public!
*-Come on, let's applaud, it's about to start,
*Applause
Applause Jingle from the show
,,,,,,
- Imagine, we are not selected,
- No, not possible, The producer adored us,
-Evelyne Duchamp! -Shit !
,,,,,,
Whore ! -Take a dump !
,,,,,,
- Jean-Michel Coudray!
-YEAH !
-Kady,,,
Diallo!
- There, it's dead,
-And now you are going to call,,,
,,, -Daniel Santini!
-It's me ! -It's you !
It's him ! It's him !
You're looking at me, Daniel!
,,,,,,
-And your favorite presenter:
Fred Costa!
Cheers
-Hello everyone, welcome to Le Prix à tout prix,
the game where the candidates have to find the prizes pile pile,,,?
-HAIR !
-Hello Daniel,
How is it going ? - It's going great, Fred,
*-Things are going well ? *-Oh yeah,
- Fred,
ask him to sing,
- They tell me that you sing,
-Ah yeah but no, that I stopped, that,
-You are going to sing! -Nope !
Oh no, no,,, - The public?
Daniel is going to sing us a song? -YES !
-Sing, Daniel! -Show us
your beautiful voice! -Sing, Daniel!
-DANIEL! DANIEL! - Damn, sing!
-We're listening to you,
-To sing
For people who are alone
To rock you a child, to sing
To be able to say I love you
And sing all the time
-Thank you Daniel, what a beautiful voice,,,
-On top of the barricades
Hands and feet tied
Covering the shootings
Sing without stopping
-Bravo Daniel, yes, it's good
to stop too, Fred laughs,
Well done Daniel, we applaud him very much,
Daniel has a very precise voice,,,?
-HAIR !
Fred laughs,
- What a chest!
- A roof box, a safe? 350 euros?
-No, no,,, the game hasn't started yet,
I was talking about your voice,
-Ah, -You have a nice voice,
-OK, everyone, we have a champion,
we keep the cameras on him,
-Camera one and two, you stay on Michael Jackson,
-I wish you all four good luck,
And we are going to discover our first selection gift,
-Its 22-hour battery life will allow you to do
your activities throughout the day,
-A very beautiful object,
your estimate for this item, Evelyne!
Public auction
-550! -750!
-Evelyne, your estimate,
-600 euros? -600 euros?
We validate 600 euros, 600 euros for Evelyne,
Jean Michel ?
Public auction
-750! 750!
- Lots of suggestions! -450,
-450, it's validated, Kady? Kady, it's up to you,
-750!
750!
,,,
750!
-Kady?
-890,
-890?
890! It's validated at Kady, 890,
Daniel, it's up to you,
-519,
-I can not hear ! -750!
750! But look at me!
-750! -519,
Shut up ! Shut your mouth ! -It's 750!
-519!
-519, 519,
-519! -750!
-519 euros, Fred,
-519 euros? -519 euros,
-519 euros, do we validate? - We validate,
-Well, it's a stack stack price,,,?
-HAIR !
Ringtone of victory -Bravo, we applaud him!
Jingle from the show Formidable!
- It's Daniel who will come to play at All Schuss,
come join me Daniel,
Come on,
,,,
Cheer,
How are you, Daniel? -Ah, that's great, Fred,
-You have already taken away 1,000 euros,
It is a very good start,,,
- Did you like when I sang?
-Sorry ? - Did you like the song?
-Yes, Of course, of course,
We are now going to play Tout Schuss, here we go!
Rock music
,,,
,,, -How much ?
-65! 6,,, 5, Public auction
-65!
-65 euros! -Yeah!
-Oh yes ! Wonderful ! -Yes!
,,,
57?
,,,
57 euros, -57 euros,
we look at that,
Well done, Daniel! -Oh !
Cheers
- We are on stack stack,,,?
-HAIR !
,,,
-69?
-69!
- We validate, we validate,
,,,
-69 euros,
Cheer ! Well done, Daniel! -Yeah !
- And it's 10,000 euros!
Cheer !
,,,
10,000 euros! - Tails tails,,,?
-HAIR !
- Oh, he's perfect,
We have to make him play with his buddy here,
Tell Fred we're going to play Kikoutekoi,
-Yes!
- Holy Daniel!
You'll never do that to me again, okay?
-What ?
*-Now we're going to play Kikoutekoi,
A game played in,,,
in duet,
You came with a friend, obviously?
-Ah no no, I came alone, me,
- No, you came,,, - Yes! I'm here !
-Yeah yeah, We're going to invite Stéphane to join us,
Come join us, Stéphane!
Jingle from the show -Me?
,,,
-Hello, Stephen!
-Hello, Frederic Costa, - No, call me Fred,
So you two met at work, right?
-Yes, from Univers Tech,
-Two friends who work together,
it must be a good laugh!
- Well no, not at all,
Department manager, this is very serious, Frédéric,
-OK,,, He laughs,
-By the way, I say hello to all Univers Tech,
except for Patricia,
- Very well, the message has passed,
-Patricia, know that we will have the last word of this story!
-Fred, two seconds please, - No no no, you have to,,,
No, no, no,,, - What? What's the matter ?
-Can I know what you're doing here?
-I use the media to proclaim our innocence,
-I was screwing up, You're screwing everything up,
Microphones on Fred Costa hit the spot,
-When you sang it was great, - We're not here for that,
We're here to make money,
*Not talking about Universe Tech, -My God,
*-Stop showing off, -Ah it's,,, it's stars,
*-You have microphones,
-Eh ?
-We're going to play Kikoutekoi, Let's go,
Jingle of the show
So Daniel, the Kikoutekoi, you're going to have to
make Stéphane guess
an object that you do not have the right to
to pronounce the title nor to mime it,
This object is presented to us by Jonathan and
the sweet Barbara in our showcase of the day,
Jingle of the show
- What is this thing again, there?
*-Attention gentlemen, here we go!
-It's a,,, a thing for,,, for grilling,
- A 2-slice pop-up toaster?
-No, no, it's more,,, -3 slices? 4 slices?
- No, it's something to cook!
- Uh,,, a 60 liter rotary spit grill oven?
-Nope ! You put things on it,
-You put ? A 6-cooking stainless steel crepe maker?
-More simple !
-A Party Maxi Fun raclette machine?
-Steph! - You're the one who sucks!
-5 seconds, gentlemen,
-Wait, shut up! You can close, you can close,
-A sandwich maker, -Your shitty barbeuk!
Gong - An electric plancha!
-Yes ! -Yes ! Yes !
- Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me!
Daniel shouts, Cheers
-Yes!
- And no, and no, and no, and no, and no, and no,,,
Your answer is not accepted,
You answered after the gong,
-Why ? No way ! -You leave
at the first level and still win
the sum of 1,000 euros! -Nope !
- But Fred, not at all, - Goodbye gentlemen, goodbye,
After the pub, we will welcome
a new candidate, - Goodbye from what?
-See you soon
in The Price at All Costs,
Jingle of the show
- We answered in time, -I know what that is,
I have that!
- We had to answer faster!
- Hello friends, hello,,,
- Fred! -,,, from behind the scenes,
You know I like,,, -Wait! You can't do this to us,
-We answered before the gong, -I answered before the gong,
-In addition, we really hooked,
you and me here, - Hey, I'm not your boyfriend,
It's over there, you lost,
You made your star, now you're leaving,
-No Frédéric, Daniel is right, we won,
We should play the Sphinx!
-Turn the big wheel,
- Yeah, the wheel, -But it's not possible,
what are you, are you,,, Are you a comedy duo, or what?
Ducon and Ducon? He's laughing,
You have it ? Ducon and Ducon, because normally it's,,,
- Yeah, I have it Fred, Excellent,
-Come on, get out,
- No, wait, Fred,,, - You don't touch me!
You know who I am ?
I am Fred Costa, You are nothing, you,
Have you seen my stories? I run 11 terminals a day,
so don't test me,
Do you want to test me? Eh ?
Do you want to test me?
Test me, go ahead,
- We answered when it was necessary, okay?
Let me go, But let me go! -What are you doing ?
-Oh oh oh !
-Leave him alone ! -What is this mess ?
- But drop it! -Leave him alone !
-Get those two bastards off me,
-We won ! - We had answered before!
Audience boos
-I am sorry !
- Spin the wheel, spin the wheel!
The wheel, turn the wheel! Spin the wheel,
Jingle of the show
- How are you, Fred?
- Oh, my nose, I had just done it again!
-Show me ?
-What's the matter ?
What's the matter ?
-Oh !
-Oh, it hurts,
-No it is going to be fine,
-Its good ? Its good ?
Go makeup, makeup!
I still have pain!
-We have to complain,
We should have won, We should have earned more,
Must continue, must not stop!
We need to sign up for another game! Eh ?
You could do And you sing sing!
But yes ! You could do And you sing sing!
Do you know what we do?
We go to my house, I plug in the plancha and,,,
-Come down,
-Eh ? -Come down!
-But,,, Daniel, you can still do that for me,
- All day, you annoy me with your barbeuk,
When it can bring us money, you talk about croque-monsieur,
Go away !
-OK,
-Yeah yeah yeah, - Yeah, that's it, yeah!
-Asshole!
-And it's not a barbeuk, it's an electric plancha!
phone vibrator
,,,
-Hello ?
*-Yeah, Daniel?
*I'm calling to tell you that I'm changing the locks here,
- Wait, what?
-Yeah,
You shouldn't fire the real estate agent,
-And where am I going? *-Laurence?
Is it a carrier? There's something to do if we can break it,
- Yeah, tell him to get out!
She sighs,
-Hello ?
Roh, damn,,,
And damn!
Squealing tires
-I'm at kilometer 128, sir,
*-There is no such thing as kilometer 128,
Soft music
Honk
Approaching vehicle
,,,
-Come on, get on!
-I'm on my own, everything is fine,
*-Ah no, all is not well, sir,
*We do not have a vehicle available,
,,,
*I remind you that the average lifespan
of a pedestrian on the hard shoulder,,,
- Yes, fine, it's fine! *-No need to get upset,
*I only do my job, to help you, OK ?
*Sir ?
*Have you been hit?
- Well,,, I was a little on edge,
,,,
-Well, it's true that we spent two not easy days
but be careful Daniel, you get carried away really quickly,,,
- Yeah, so I'm OK to go to your house,
and even piled up, I had water damage at home so,,,
Groovy music
-Shit ! - Yeah, shitty day,
,,,
-Here, it's on the right there,
,,,
Mower
- What is this thing, there?
,,,
-Deadly, Eh ?
It's a robot mower, no need to push,
-Ah, -Yeah,
Look at this nerd,
Oh, Herve!
Are you mowing?
- Yeah, why?
- No, for nothing,
-Hey !
You owe me 1,000 bucks for your electric shutters,
-Oh good ? But I already paid you,
- Yeah but,,,
I forgot 1000 bales for labor,
-OK I understand,
Yeah, labor costs a blind,
Drop it,
Don't worry, we're going to sign up for And you sing sing,
I will refund you very soon! -To what?
-Wait, are you still on this?
- Yes, come, -I'm warning you, I didn't say yes,
-To what?
Gate
Beep -Home, switch to comfort,
*-Hello, Stephane,
Beep -And plays the "Atmosphere" playlist,
*-I play the "Atmosphere" playlist,
Background music
-This is the showcase of the Price at any price here,
,,,
Electric mechanism
,,,,,,
,,,
-Move in,
,,,
Robot *-Obstacle,
,,,
*Obstacle, -What is it?
*-Obstacle, -This is my vacuum cleaner,
*-Obstacle,
Beep -Bypass,
,,,
Why don't you want to participate?
We just won 1,000 bucks in an hour, do you realize?
-So what ? -So what ?
,,,
Me, I have to admit it to you, I'm a little screwed up,
I'm going to have to get my dad back,,,
Then I have 7 credits here, -7 credits?
He nods,
Sell ​​stuff,
-No way, That's my collection,
- Yeah, good, - Daniel,,,
Listen,
I know that you sing more, that you have a blockage, all that,
But did you see how people applauded you at the Prix à tout prix?
-Yes,
- Yeah, you made everyone's hair,
,,,
-Yes ! -Yes,
-Yes I know,
,,,
Me too, I put the hair to everyone,
-I'm sure you can win,
,,, -OK,
-Yes! -How do we register?
-I looked, they say we have to send a video of you
singing,
- Yeah, I have that in stock,
-Nope, You have to hit much harder than that,
Would you like to do the music video for Simplement Dan?
Sigh
-I have always dreamed of making this clip,
-You surprise me,
-Do you have someone who can take care of it?
Oh no, don't mess around, -I'm not kidding,
- Don't make fun of me! -Did you see my videos at the store?
-Yes exactly,
No, I'll go home, to a hard drive,
I have a cappella in demo,,,
- Can you go home? Did you have water damage?
,,,
-Yes, of course,
Yes, it's good, we'll do it, the clip,
But I warn you, the artist is me!
-We're a team now, Daniel,
We're not going to leave each other, -Yeah,
-I'm going to plug in the griddle,
-Yeah, that's it,,,
*-Obstacle,
*Obstacle,
*Ob,,,
-You're in PLS in front of your GPS, Kader
Yeah, he's from your mother
We drag her on a leash, kilos of weed
Cans the glove box-Stops,
-I'm going to speak more slowly if you're too slow
We are the street-Stop!
-Check his ass-Stop it, it's unbearable!
She's moaning,
Damn, where is her fucking address?
-You don't have the address We, we know the hess
I slap his buttocks well in my Mercedes, brra, hey
-Wait, do it again, Redo,
I wasn't ready,
Go ahead, Yeah !
slamming door
,,, -Ah, shit,
-Who is it ? -Let me do,
-What are you doing ?
-It's not your business,
-Good,,,
You sign me this paper
and I'm leaving,
-I don't sign,
I will find the money,
-Pfff,,,
Stopped, Don't give a damn about me,
-I don't care about you,
-Hello, I'm Stephane,
-Yeah, Lawrence, his sister,
- Delighted, Laurence,
Sorry, but we're working with Simplement Dan,
So if you could come back, -What ?
Oh no, Daniel, No, I'm begging you, no!
Don't tell me you fell back into that bullshit,
Not Just Dan!
-In the meantime, he will participate in And you sing sing,
-To what? -Eh yes !
-Is that how you're going to make money?
-What ? -But,,, by participating
to a TV game? -Yes,
- But finally, Daniel!
You went back 10 years back there,
- Well, ma'am, we don't know each other, -Yes,,,
-But let it go, she gets it,
- Exactly, Daniel,
Madam, we don't know each other,
But if you had heard it at Price at all costs,,,
-At the Price,,,? What ?
She sighs, Who is he ?
- He is a colleague,
-Hmm,,,
-And he's doing my music video,
-A music video,,, oh damn,,,
- Me too, I make a music video,
-He's my nephew, -I rap,
My name is Kader, - Yeah, that's good,
-There will be guns, AK-47s and Kalashnikovs,
Yeah,
And mini motocross,
We're going to be crazy, mate,
We'll snort coke on whores' ass,
-In the car !
-But it is okay,,,
(Fuck your mom, mom,)
- Okay, Daniel,,,
(-Fuck your mother,) -I've had enough of one kid,
I don't care if you sign this paper or not,
I'm going to sell this house,
Groovy music
,,,
-Say, Daniel, watch out,
If you have water damage, and you sell your
shack, the buyer can retract, slamming door
- Well, we do it, this clip? - Yeah, but I prefer to warn you,
The car starts, This kind of thing, it does not forgive,
- Yes, yes, come on!
-Go on, We resume with the rose,
,,,
-Yeah, -It turns,
Stock !
,,,
No no, You stay here, -Why ?
-If you ever meet Fred Costa, it's going to screw everything up,
-Ok, but don't fuck up, huh!
-Daniel,,, -It cost us a blind to come,
I have more gasoline,
Have you seen the condition of my tires? They are dead,
-Hey !
Sales is my domain, - Yeah, exactly,
- You are the star,
Make yourself desired,
Groovy music
,,,
OK I understand,
Oh !
,,,
-Blaise? Did you call me? -Yeah,
Why there are two guys who farted
Fred's nose down?
- They wanted to show a clip they made!
They want to participate in And you sing sing,
- They made a music video? -Apparently,
- Go ahead, bring them up, I want to take a break,
-OK,
-What the hell are they doing?
Hubbub
- There are too many people there, I shouldn't have listened to you,
-But no, Have you seen the projector? It's a 4K FTX,
-So what ? - So in wide screen, it will stumble,
-Look, I shouldn't have put on a sky blue shirt,
-Oh yeah,,,
-Everybody is here ?
-YES !
- So dear friends, right now, we are going to watch the clip of,,,?
-Uh,,, Just Dan,
- Beautiful, that, fx,
please,
Whispers
,,,
*Rock'n'roll music
,,,
*-In front of my black coffee
*Or on the sidewalk
*Too many illusory dreams
*O rage, o despair
I just think about it I want to break my chains
,,,
I feel like a prisoner
I want to change the channel
Soon I'll be a singer, grouplies will do my backing vocals
We will know my songs by heart
Yes, soon I will be a singer
Soon I will be a singer
I'll go to the 8 p,m, news
And not the one at 1 p,m,
'Cause soon I'll be a singer
,,,
*I'm just thinking about it,,,
-It's so cool,
*-I want to break my chains
-There are small technical errors that I still see,
but hey,,, *-I feel like a prisoner
*I want to change channel
- Oh, I don't see them,
- Because you are not a director, -Oh yes,
-Soon I will be a singer
Groupies will do my backing vocals
We will know my songs by heart
Yes soon, I will be a singer
Soon I will be a singer
I'll go to the 8 p,m, news,,,
-You can feel so much pain in the lyrics,
-Yeah because it's personal experience,
However, shut up
It's not over,
*Because soon, I will be a singer
Rock'n'roll music Whistles
,,,,,,
*Whistles alone
,,,
-Look, that was great,
-It's true ? -Oh yes it's true,
General acquiescence
- So, when do I participate in the game then?
-Yeah because we are available
tomorrow or even this afternoon, -Yes Yes Yes !
- We'll call you back, Lea, are you going to call them back?
-Yes, - Yeah, we do it like that,
Gentlemen, shall I accompany you? -Yes,
-Sorry,
-Thanks, -Thanks,
-Goodbye, -BYE,
-Thanks, -Thanks,
-YES!
-We rock!
- So, what day do you want me to program them?
- But,,, but never,
General laughter
Come on, we all had a good laugh, now to work!
*Francis Cabrel: "The Lady of Haute-Savoie"
-I will take my guitar with me
And maybe my dog ​​if he's still here
I will go to sleep with the lady from Haute-Savoie
At the lady of Haute-Savoie,,, wouh!
,,,
Wow, thank you,
Can you give me another one? -Nope, Thank you Daniel!
-Elvis, I'm going to do And you sing sing,
I have to train, -Yes, you already said that, Thanks,
Miss, it's your turn, - Okay, that's the game,
-Thank you everybody for that wonderful night,
*The Shirelles: "Will You love me tomorrow"
,,,
- That's it, I put the clip online,
-That's it ?
-Yeah, -There, he is available, there?
-Good Daniel, are you ready for what will happen to you there or not?
Because anonymity is over for you,
- But don't worry, I've been ready for 20 years,
-Good evening sirs,
The nachos, and I'm bringing the beers right back,
,,,
- Oh no, but what am I hallucinating,
No, but it's already starting,
Did you see how she checked you out?
-Of course I saw how she checked me out,
,,,
-That, you see, on that, I confess that I still envy you,
- Oh no, it's going to piss me off, -Oh good ?
-If every chick we meet, she jumps on me,
we haven't made it,
Wouldn't that piss you off? - Pfft,
Yes, it is clear, -Yeah !
-So,
,,,
Do you want something else ?
-Well yes,
I want to drink my beer in peace with my colleague,
-Sorry ?
-Have you seen my music video?
The little scratchy michetoneuses like you,
I see them coming,
So my doe, you're nice but,,, Whistle
hissing
(-OK,)
,,,
-I'm all alone, I need someone,
-Wait, I'm all alone too, Daniel,
We're both the same, we're lone wolves,
- For me, it's a career choice, you see?
If ever someone calls me for a date or a tour,
I must be free, No attachment,
- Me, I didn't really choose, It's been like that since I was little,
-Eh ?
-In fact, my father was poor, He couldn't buy me toys,
So no one wanted to come and play at home,
I was all alone,
,,,
We're the same, Daniel,
,,,
-Yeah, well, it's not quite the same, Stéphane,
*End of songRare applause
-What an amazing voice!
Thank you, what a beautiful voice!
Come on, let's take a little break,
-Well, anyway, thanks for the clip,
that's exactly what you did,
It's not too bad,
And then for the gains, we can do 80-20,
Steph, We can do 70-30,
(Oh fuck,)
-Hi, Patricia,
So, are things still going at Univers Tech?
- It's okay, Stephane,
Bravo, Daniel, for the songs, nice voice,
-How is the preparation going
store closing night?
It's stupid, huh,
I have the balloons and garlands at home,
- In fact, you two don't leave each other anymore?
-He hosts me because I have some problems,
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that,
Really, -Wait to hear it
to And you sing, sing,
With the money earned, we'll hire an army of lawyers,
It's neither the time nor the place
for your ridiculous threats,
- Ridiculous threats?
- Ridiculous threats,
- See you at the Prud'hommes,
- Daniel, I know it's you,
-Enough to ? - Don't take me for a fool,
You don't imagine that I believed your set-up?
You badged first,
Don't worry, I won't say anything,
It gives me less compensation, it suits me,
I have a feeling that suits you too,
Get him to forget about the trial,
-How do I do ?
-You will find,
Me, it's been 4 years that I make him believe that he will soon be a manager,
It's not too hard to handle it,
You will find,
*Rhythmic music
,,,
-Here they are, my ridiculous threats!
-Stephane! Stopped ! - What a shitty life!
-Stopped, Steph!
Listen Steph, I have to tell you something,
Everything is fine, It's his boss' car,
Steph,
Unlocking the doors
Steph!
Broken glass
-I swear she has the same car,
And I'll pay you back as soon as we win,
,,,
-Have a good evening,
,,,
- You saw, it's the same, huh?
*Esteban Lopes: "I like you"
*-Thank you for all your love I like you
*-And at the end of the obstacle course, 100,000 euros to be won,
*Will you be the next nin,,,
*Music from the show
,,,
*-Dylan, he gave me a statement, It was very beautiful,
* he is so spiritualistic at times,
*-I'm going to ken, that's for sure,
-Ah!
- Ok, it's loaded,
*Voice bursts on TV
,,,
Alright, dad, here we go,
What ?
*-Mytho, Sabrina? You lie as you expire!
- Yes, you can watch at home, Go on,
*-Didn't you suffocate the flamingo?
*-You're ill ! Hold me back, I'll drown her,
- Oh no, huh! Not that, again,
*-There are people who are above, others below,
*Jingle du Price at all costs
-Come on, Andrew!
-Wait, this offer sucks!
But we're not going to earn a euro on that,,,
Of course he says there is something to do, have you seen his com?
Soft music
But I have more money, me,,,
No, I haven't done the show, they haven't
called me yet, they're a little late there,
But they loved my clip, Did you see him ?
Hello ?
,,,
Tin clink
He's laughing, -Hold on,,,
,,,
-So ?
,,,
I'll leave it to you for 2,000 bucks,
-50 balls,
,,,
- Well, okay, it's fine,
,,,
-André, we put it in the back!
,,,
rhythmic music
,,,
*-Friends, hello to all, Yeah, little mountain bike accident,,,
*Nothing serious, I assure you,
* We quickly resume the recordings of And you sing sing,
*And this little misadventure, it made me realize
* that life hangs by a thread,,,
*So,,, He turns off,
,,,
Sigh
,,,
-What is that ?
-I want to participate in Ninja Battle,
I need to practice a little,
- Did you do it alone?
-Yeah,
- But you're going to freak out!
- Ninja!
Nope ! Ouch!
Sigh
-Yeah,
He moans,
,,,
How are you ?
-I got my dad back,
-So what ? It's not so bad,
-He only eats, he stops as soon as my back is turned,
-It's okay, it's not a dog,
-Stephane?
Your father escaped into my garden again,
No, but it's the kids' pool!
-And me, I'm officially on the street,
- Well, great!
That way you can keep tapping into my fridge,
-How are you ! Thanks to me, you may be rich so,,,
- But we are not called back, Daniel!
Me, I was on top,
And I find myself in the shit, sleeping on my tiles
with two parasites, - But you're screwed
because you have three coffee makers, eight microwaves and,,,
A shitty robot mower!
-Oh ! -It's your idea, Stéphane!
I'm at your place because you asked for it, I break,
- But don't be embarrassed, Daniel! Get out of my house,
- Yeah, you know what? I'm leaving,
- Go ahead, break up, -I have a little thing to do first,
-Oh yeah ? -I will avenge
my combo, -What do you do ?
-You see your shit there?
Shout
The watch beeps,
- Damn, my plancha!
*-I play the "Soirée plancha" playlist,
*Elvis Presley: "Burning Love"
,,,-Oh!
-You're going to die, Stéphane,
,,,
strangle screams
Dive!
,,,
- I will drown you!
,,,
Screams ,,,
,,, ,,,
Let go of me, You pull my hair,
Let go of me, Not the hair,
-Come on, we're going to start again because we didn't understand anything,
-Good then,
it's my neighbor with his friend,,, -I'm not his friend,
I am a colleague!
-He's an asshole, -Yourself !
-In addition, he owes me 1,000 bucks, for my home automation shutters,
-Oh fuck ! - Yeah, here it is,
The ones that close on their own, you know?
- Yeah, I see, -No no no !
They went to Le Prix à tout prix at noon,
Oh damn, I got married,
You sing very well, sir,
-Is the show on?
- Did you answer on the gong or not?
-Yeah, -Yes,
-There, there is a team, I can tell you, Oh !
There is a pair there,
-May I have an autograph ? It's "For Bruno",
- Yes, finally me, I,,, - No, but yes, Whether,
We're going to go get inside quietly,
Maybe we can even offer them a drink,
-Yeah, Want to drink something?
- Gladly, it's not every day that we see stars,
-Boh, stars,,, -It's not,,,
-But on the other hand, no alcohol in service,
-Yeah, a little beer quickly, it'll be fine,
-Very well,
-So nice, Fred Costa? - Not really,
-My wife, the same, she hates him,
I watch every time to piss her off,
- So this is Jessica, She is for the protection of animals,
and dreams of living in Miami,,, -Bad, Next,
- Otherwise, there is him, *Just Dan
*-,,,the backing vocals-Good FX, damn it,
(-Excuse me, sorry,)
-Why are you still watching this?
-Bah because they have 300,000 views already,
-What ? *-,,,I'll be a singer
,,,
-Why are people watching this? - It makes them laugh,
They also really buzzed at the Prix à tout prix,
Everyone laughs and they see nothing,
-Because they have no recoil,
,,,
Call him,
We program it on And you sing sing,
- Uh,,, it's,,, Is it safe this time?
Fred is going to be pissed off, isn't he?
- Alright, presto, And you go up, like that,
That gives you buttocks,,,
Hey !
asian music
,,,
-Hey you, that's a lot of plates, I have 3 menus,
-No no, I'm all alone to eat on it,
Hey the other, it's at will huh!
-No Madam,
we are not hungry,
We're just accompanying my friend,
So,
-You can't be more discreet, we're going to get burned,
- No, she didn't catch anything,
Then hey,,, we can celebrate anyway,
-Gustave, here, I took the prawns that you like,
-I'm not too worried about the duel,
They're bound to vote for you, Simply Dan,
-Obviously, -However,
after you play the security, You choose 3 words,
then step by step, - Yeah, I know, it's good,
-We're going to win, Daniel,
- She comes, she comes back,
rhythmic music
That there, little scent of,,, yeah,
Simply Dan song music
,,,
-Why didn't you ask him? -Because she would have said no,
-You know what ? Let me do,
- No, wait, it's good, - Yes, I'll take care of it,
-Nope, Besides, she's not at home! Stefan!
*Doorbell
,,,*
-What ?
What's the matter ? -Ah! Lawrence,,,
Sorry, I woke you up,
Hello, I'm Stephane, you see?
Daniel's friend,
The director of the clip,
Sorry to wake you up but we really need
of your car,
No,
No, wait Laurence, it's really important,
I'm sure you can understand,
You seem like a very good person,
- What did you say there?
Do you find me well? -Nope,
Well, yes, I think you're fine, but it's not,,,
That's not what I meant but,,, But,,,
Yes, I find you,,,
I find you well,
I even find you very well,
-How nice,
- No no, I,,, I really mean it,
Silly laugh Car engine
-It's good, I broke a window,
Ah, I'm waiting for you, uh,,, there,
The car pulls away,
- So, do we put 95 or Diesel?
-The dancers, we get in place on the stage,
Soft music
Whispers (-Here, you take that too,)
,,,
-You enter music with Magalie for the duel,
as we have seen repeatedly, Its good ?
- Yeah, it's good,
-Great, Magalie is really happy to sing with you,
-She shouldn't, I'm going to bust her,
- He still doesn't answer, I am not reassured,
- No, don't worry, he's fine, this kid,
*Rap music*-I'm rolling in the dirt
* Hey hey, we are the street You will understand very quickly
*You suck my dick And I promise I invite you
*And I fuck mothers, I fuck mothers, I fuck,,,
-I'm stressed here, -Stay focused,
-Ah!
But here it is! Sorry,
-Hello, - Hello, Daniel, how are you?
-Yep I'm fine, Hello, Fred, I'm sorry,
for the last time,,, -Oh no, it's nothing, don't worry,
You came from behind, otherwise I would have countered you,
I do Krav Maga,
-I was in front,
-I didn't feel anything and then, anyway, it can't be seen so,,,
-It's still a little swollen,
-Come on, little story both of you!
-Ah, Little story with Fred Costa,
-Hello everyone !
*Small hello a few seconds before the show, We receive today
*our favorite since Le Prix à tout prix, my friend Daniel,
*And above all don't forget, take care of your loved ones,
-Goodbye,
-I'm going to make-up, -Yeah, That's where the make-up is,
-OK,
-And especially Daniel, do not hesitate to go all out, OK ?
Are you an artist,
So let go,
Let go !
Come on, good luck, See you soon,
- Thank you, huh!
- Don't mess around, Daniel, Don't give up too much, huh?
Eh ? You stay focused, -Hmm, Yeah,
-Fishing, Daniel, - Yeah, fishing,
-I'm over there, watching you, - Yeah, go ahead, I have the peach,
- Go ahead, Daniel,
- Damn, I'm going to let go, here,
- Go ahead, charge, It's here, see? The,,,
- Yes, it's fine, stop! I tell you that we see nothing at all, it's good,
"Either you get 'em out, or I'm going,
- Wait, please, -Whore !
It's not a show for cassos,
Frankly, -OK Go ahead, Leave,
The door is open, I'm not holding you back,
Anyway, I got plenty of guys
much younger than you who want your place,
Tell me, how old are you again? 52 years old, right?
-I am 50 years old,
I just turned 51,
-51,
You see, the cassos as you say, it's gold bar,
And we are going to use it to get maximum ratings,
So you do your job,
- Everyone in place, we're going to start recording!
-Go ahead,
He sighs,
*Jingle of the show
- Come on, end of the credits and entry of Fred in 3, 2, 1,,,
,,,
Screams and applause
-Hi there,
Welcome to And you sing sing! Your music show
where should candidates find the words "pile pile"?
-HAIR ! - Hey, good luck, Daniel,
-Yeah, Yeah, you're right yeah,
Come on, move,
-I remind you that you can vote at home at 36106
between Magalie our maestro for 5 days,
and Daniel our challenger?
Musicians, are we ready?
-Yeah ! -Here we go !
He sings "I give you" by Jean-Jacques Goldman,
,,,
-I CAN GIVE YOU A VOICE BRED WITH RHYTHM AND SOUL
THE HEART OF A WELSH BOY WHO'S LOST HIS HOME
PUT IT IN HARMONY,,,
-Let the words ring
Carry your thoughts In the songs we sing
-I give you my notes I give you my words
-WHEN YOUR VOICE CARRIES THEM
-At my own tempo
A fragile and strong shoulder at the same time
What I imagine and what I believe
I give you all my differences
All these faults Which are so many chances
We'll never be standards, decent people
I give you what I have, what I'm worth
*Guitar lead
,,,
-So ? Where is our winner?
-Bah there, he pisses us off the musicos,
-Perfect,
,,,
-I give you
Oh, I give you
All that I'm worth, what I am
My gifts, my faults My best chances
And my differences I give to you
-Cheer !
Applause and screams
Cheer !
Well done, well done, Daniel and Magalie,
Daniel, what a performance for a first!
- Not easy to sing with amateurs,
He laughs yellow, - So, according to you,
who is the one who won this duel?
We look at the results right away,
Jingle of the show
And it's Daniel! -Yeah!
-Yes !
*-Daniel wins the duel!
Maggie, I'm sorry,
I'm sure I'll see you again,
maybe someday,,,
I accompany you, Very well,
And Daniel is going to play with us!
Daniel, you have a choice,
of the first level, 2,000 euros, 2
words to find on an Eddy Mitchell song,
or the next level 3,000 euros,
3 words to find on a song
by the group Télephone,
Or, the super bonus, the
super bonus: 20 words,
20 words to find on a
mystery song for 20,000 euros,
Your choice, Daniel?
-The super bonus, the 20 words, Fred,
- What, 20 words?
Damn, he's going to lose after 10 minutes of play,
Fred, stop him from taking the super bonus!
-Finally,,, yes, you obviously
the right to take the super bonus
now, but finally
nobody does that, -I'll find the 20 words, Fred,
*The great bonus, He sighs,
-Well, let's go for the super bonus,
20 words to find "pile pile"?
-HAIR ! -Let's go, Daniel,
Jingle of the show
,,,
- Oh no, not him, I don't know the lyrics well,
Fred, can I change? - No, it's the game,
(You sing now,)
Musical introduction (-Shit,)
,,,
Sometimes in life we ​​run into problems
But luckily
There are plenty of people who love me
Thanks to you I overcame all my sorrows
I owe you everything,,,
-Attention, I withdraw the lyrics in 3, 2,,,
-I like you Thank you for all your love
I like you
Your support every day I like you
I like you forever I like you
I like you
He's laughing, - Daniel!
Daniel, but it's won! -Yeah !
- It's won!
(-Yes!) - That's my champion!
He's laughing,
-Oh ! Hats off, Daniel,
-It's so much shit that we know it by heart,
-There, so after the pub, we will find our new maestro,
He won 20,000 euros
by finding the words "pile pile"?
-HAIR !
- No, but what is this guy? Look at him !
-He's just a poor guy
who dreams of being known,
It's good for us, huh!
-Come on, end of the jingle,
- OK, commercial break, We're taking a break, please,
Thanks, - We are still making adjustments,
Hubbub
- Great, great!
,,,
Hey, 20,000 fucking bullets!
- Yeah that's great, but I think you have to stop there,
- But are you sick? I'm tying it all up there,
- I heard them in control, they make fun of you,
- But are you crazy or what? Wait, everyone loves me,
-Nope,
I actually don't believe,
-Oh yeah, Are you jealous 'cause I'm getting famous?
-But not at all,
I'm just telling you what I heard,
They're using you, Daniel,
- Are you telling me that? Stephane Chevalier?
The guy everyone uses?
-Anything,
- Everyone is making fun of you, There's only you, you see nothing,
- You're talking bullshit,
Come back down, it's going to your head,
-You really believe ? -I think so, yeah,
- I got you fired,
Even Patricia knows it,
Well yeah !
It was to make me some money at the Prix à tout prix,
But look, it served you too, it's good for you,
We're living our dream there, don't be sulky,
shrill piano
- We really need to make adjustments,
-Stephane!
- Daniel, Daniel,
Well done Daniel! But it was great,
That's what I was saying, you got a trick, huh?
What is it, aren't you happy?
-Yes Yes,
-Ah, there you go,
By the way, do you have any plans after that?
- No, I have nothing, - Yeah, great,
You know Daniel, I say "you", I prefer,
If you're interested, I have a project that would suit you very well,
So it's paid and then it's housed,
-Is it lodged? -Hmm,
-In place !
-We'll talk about it later, okay?
Keep it up, Daniel!
You are a star!
- Can we call back the singers and the dancers, please?
Thanks,
Daniel, let's get back in place, Thanks a lot,
melancholic music
,,,
In place, thank you very much,
,,,
Daniel, I'll give you a top, huh, to restart, Thanks,
,,,
-Thanks,
-Thank you, Daniel,
-Yeah,
-And if not, do you have any projects?
- Yeah, I have stuff, yeah,
- Watch out, huh?
- Yeah, it's fine, I have it in hand,
- No, but I meant,,,
-Oh fuck ! - Wait, wait!
Wait, I'll help you, - There, it's good, it's good,
Thanks,
- You know, I was thinking,,,
it's stupid that you don't see Stéphane anymore,
Soft music
-Stephane? Why are you telling me about him?
- I don't know, uh,,,
I found him nice,,,
with you anyway,
,,,
I'll leave you, I'll get Bastien from Thai boxing,
,,,
We keep in touch,
,,,
rhythmic music
,,,
Engine
,,,
-Hi,
-What are you doing here ?
-I brought you a plancha, but it only has one burner,
Yeah, you see, I made myself an eagle,
It's Blaise, He gives me a new look,
he wants me to take part in La Villa des secrets,
He says it will boost my career,
I confess that I believe in it,,,
I think Simply Dan needs a real manager,
And since,,,
it's a bit thanks to you, all that,,,
I think there are still plenty of things to do,
I won a lot of wheat at And you sing sing,
Finally, I leave you to think,,,
Anyway, don't think too much, you can tell me anyway,,,
- You still want to use me,
- Well, okay, that's,,,
OK,
He starts his motorcycle,
,,,
Stephen?
Kiss Gustave,
The engine purrs,
- Was he your friend?
-Nope, He was more of a colleague,
How are you ?
What ? Daniel, he makes his living,
But don't look at me like that, you'll see him
again, he's going to do La Villa des secrets,
No,
No stop,
You think ?
-Previously on The Villa of Confidences,
Dance credits from the show
The candidates have discovered their home for the next few weeks,
-It is too beautiful !
-WOW !
-The least we can say is that they are conquered,
-You saw, they put
the head of Jesus Christ,
-WOW!
-They are all ready to live in community
and get to know each other,
-I'm John, 35 years old, I'm a kitesurfer in La Ciotat,
3 things that define me: protection and bodybuilding,
- My name is Cynthia,
I am a bartender, I am the queen of cocktails,
- Me, it's Sabrina,
I come from Avignon, but not on the bridge,
Silly laugh
And I love modeling,
-I am in the villa because
I would really like to make films afterwards, La Môme 2,,,
-OOH!
-But hardly have they taken their marks
that their daily life will be turned upside down by the arrival of a new candidate,
-I'm Daniel, I'm a singer,
- What will be his confidence?
-No I do not have,
-In this episode, Daniel has more and more trouble fitting in,
and a terrible accusation will not fix anything,
-I know who stole my things!
He will have to answer for his actions!
-Do you think it was me who stole Dylan's flip-flops?
Eh ? I have nothing else to give a fuck?
-Daniel, my chicken, what's going on?
You're always all alone, lonely, doing your nanani,,,
- Sorry, brother, But I don't fart like that!
You are dead,
- Relax, calm down,
Here, it's good vibe, your tap dancing, I make it my business,
- We're going to fuck his grandmother!
How does he walk without his flip flops?
- You don't disrespect me!
General confusion
,,,
You broke my balls!
Engine
Shout - Oh damn!
-Stephane? -It's an escape, Daniel!
-Who is Stephane?
-Blaise! We have a problem in the villa,
Wild rock music
,,,
-Where are you getting off like that?
Shock
- Your flip flops are under my pillow, asshole!
Don't film me, you!
- But you're sick, you fucked the palisade!
You listen to me,,,
,,,
- Did you bring Gustave?
-Yeah, he loves The Villa of Confidences,
,,,
-Nope !
,,,
-But how did you pay for this combi?
- Mortal, huh! I sold my entire collection,
-Stéphane, I told you a lot of things, like "I'm using you",
but actually no, huh,
Make sure, Steph,
-You're nice, Daniel,
I already know that I assure, Shock
Blaise screams, The tires squeal,
- Daniel! - You crushed
the producer there, -Shit, are you sure?
-Yes, he didn't throw himself under the wheels on his own!
-Blaise! Blaise!
-Roll! Come on, roll, roll, roll!
Confused cries
-Blaise, there, there, there! Call the fire department!
-It's going completely nuts, there!
- Can we take a picture? -Sure !
-A photo ? Come on, come on!
- Oh, we're good! There, we resume the good vibe!
-Here, go ahead, I'll take a picture with her,
A delirious crowd claps their hands and chants "Daniel",
,,, Shouts from the delirious crowd
,,, Electric guitar chords
,,,,,,
-In front of my black coffee
-OR ON THE SIDEWALK
-Too many illusory dreams
O rage, o despair
I just think about it
-I WANT TO BREAK MY CHAINS
-I feel like a prisoner -I WANT TO CHANGE CHANNEL
Cheers
-Soon I will be a singer
-Groupies,,, -WILL DO MY CHORUS
WE WILL KNOW MY SONGS BY HEART
-Because soon,,,
-I WILL BE A SINGER
- I tell you, Thai boxing is not for everyone, brother,
Look, me, a mistake, this little
bastard he dislocated my shoulder!
He's gone, that son of a bitch,
-Good evening, -Good evening,
-Two people ? -Not at all,
We're from News TV, and we'd like to
do a story about life after TV success,
- Oh, TV! -Yes,
- Go ahead, don't move,
Delirious crowd (-Thank you,)
-Tonight, we're here for the funeral
Magalie's maiden!
Howls of joy
,,,
-Good evening,
-I'm just thinking about it I want to break my chains
-Why are you giving me a jacket?
-I feel like a prisoner I want to change the channel
-Two seconds !
,,,
-What ? - Yeah, Steph, there is,,,
-Bastien,,, -What?
Yeah, Mr Knight, There is TV,
-Is there TV? -Yeah,
they are going to do a report on us,
We're going to be on TV,
-OK, tell them I'm coming, -Yeah,
-Go! -Yeah,
- And tuck in your shirt!
No no,
-Yes, I love it when you put Bastien in his place like that,
-No, I'm sorry, I really don't have time, I have to go,
- Go ahead, go do your manager,
Cries of the public He roars,
,,,,,,
- Don't move, I'm coming,
-Oh dear, Didn't we say we were stopping the EVJF?
It's unbearable,
I'm warning you, we're taking more reservations,
Well, where were you?
-Accounting, -Ah,
There's TV over there that wants to interview us,
-Yeah, I know, - Do we agree that we release them?
-Yes yes, - So Rudy,
you go see them, you tell them we're not interested,
The TV, the cameras, it's over for us,
-I'm taking care of it, -Thanks,
Dance music
,,,
And,,, when will it pass? -Ah,
-I do not know,
So, let's talk about the success of your establishment,
-Yes,
-Wouldn't it be a story of friendship?
- Oh no, no, no, No, no, it's more,,,
A question of animation I would say,
In fact,,, - Huh?
-I am a singer, so I have an ease,
and the people who come here, they feel it,
-No no, -Immediately, it creates,,,
-Give it, Daniel, -What ?
- It is above all a management story,
- Pfff, -Wait, can you?
Since we took over the establishment, we have been
using a range of Sundig for the sound system,,,
- But who cares! Nobody cares,
Nobody comes for,,, - But of course it is!
-No one comes here for sound,
they come because they saw my clip, You saw him ?
- Yes, yes, I saw it, We've all seen it,
-Sorry, It's our music video, Daniel, -But it's me,,,
-I'm the director,
-Nobody cares, You saw him ?
-Yes, - Am I doing it to you?
- You did it 5 times tonight, -I did it 3 times,
there was an EVJF, I didn't have time to place it,
I'll do it for you a little a cappella, intimate,
3, 4,,,
Simply Dan song music
,,,
Soft rock music
,,,
dramatic music
,,,
-Alex Martini, river brigade,
Get off this catamaran!
-Fred Costa, the star animator, had just started
in an acting career, just before his terrible
accident, which unfortunately cost him his life,
-Here are the images of his last story,
*-Friends I tell you Monday, have a nice weekend everyone,
*And above all, enjoy yours,
*because you know,,, Aaah!
He screams,
,,,
splash
-It's sad,
- We have just learned that a solution,,,