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Halasyam,
Go easy, he's a kid,
Lusting after women?
Rascal!
Peeping at women while they're bathing? How shameless!
Look at my hand,
It's the fist of a strong carpenter,
I'll thrash you,
Get lost! Next time, I won't spare you,
Get lost!
Halasyam, What about the tablet?
Diabetes tablet?
Don't deviate,
Listen to me,
- With the diabetes tablet… - Hey, old bloke!
He is yelling at you,
I won't spare you,
Have you recommended any tablets to him?
Did he say so?
- Where is your hearing aid? - I left it at home,
- Better you forget your ears as well, - Scram!
He said that he has a deal for you,
Include us, we don't want to miss the fun,
Okay,
Hello,
Who is this?
Did my father slap your son?
When?
Why?
Dad,
Please reduce the volume,
Pardon,
I don't get it,
Hello! Hello!
Hello?
A random stranger is calling me
and giving me advice, all because of you,
Dad, have you seen my keys?
I'm sure I kept them here,
Have you seen my keys?
Dad!
Durai must have misplaced it,
Dad!
Dad?
Dad!
Dad?
Dad!
A quarter, please!
Yes, Tell me,
- When? - Can't you see us waiting? Move!
- How did it happen? - Move!
Hurry up,
I'll be there soon,
- Move faster, I need it, - One more bottle, please,
One quarter,
Dad,
Dad, look at me, I'm here, Durai,
I've got a gift for you,
Liquor!
Sorry, I had a few sips,
Come on, Dad, get up,
Dad!
What is that bulge?
Dad?
Bro, what is this?
I have no clue!
I mean how is this bulge possible?
Lift it up!
It is already up,
Idiot! I asked to lift his legs up,
Go that way,
Move in this direction,
Right side,
Keep right,
- Move here, - Backwards? Fine,
That's it, Keep moving,
Yes, Go carefully,
Dad…
Does it matter now?
Have you informed Mom?
Is she coming?
She is at Aunt's home,
I have called for her,
Give me a minute,
- Bro, hold this, - What are you up to?
What is that for?
Roll as I say,
How could Mom…
use the pestle to remove the bran?
I'm out of the game,
Why did they alarm us?
And keeping the doors shut,
Don't blow up petty issues, sister,
Sami!
Durai!
Hey!
Mom!
- Daddy is… - What happened to him?
Dad is…
Daddy's…
- His thing is… - Speak up,
- Why are you holding this pestle? - Come in and check, Mom,
- I said, "Bring them in," - What's happening?
What is the issue, Sami?
- Auntie, come in first, - Come in,
- Come, Mom, - What's wrong?
- Look at him - What happened to him?
Don't scare us,
- What's the matter? Is he alright? - Go,
- You see for yourself, - Where is he?
Are you okay, dear? Please utter something,
- Don't block my way, - Why are you not moving?
What happened to you, dear?
So you guys knocked him down!
- God! - Mom, he insisted me to roll
- with the pestle, - Hey!
He was watching TV as usual,
You skipped about the TV,
Can you be quiet?
Listen, Mom,
He died naturally,
I don't believe you,
He was as strong as a rock,
- How did he die? - Mom…
Something is fishy,
- I am sure something is odd, - Sister…
I second you, Something is odd over there!
What is that thing?
Disgusting!
What can we do now?
His waist chain!
We can tie it down flat to his body,
That's made of silver, It will slice it off,
How do you know that?
Does it matter now?
Think about settling this bulge,
Hey…
Can we use a cloth to wrap it flat?
It sounds like strangling at the waist, A murder!
Shut up!
Aunt, get duct tape,
We can stick it down with his body tightly,
You mean, taping the thing?
It will not work,
We can't use tape,
It'll be exposed during the bathing ritual of the corpse,
I wish we were in Egypt,
We could wrap him up and call him a mummy,
But here…
My vote is for sticking,
My vote is for wrapping,
- No! Duct tape wins! - Idiots! He is no more,
- And you're conducting an opinion poll! - Alright,
Sister, don't stress yourself,
So what's the verdict? Duct tape or cloth?
Okay, stick it with tape, As you wish,
Auntie, get the duct tape,
Can you both wait outside?
I'll stick it and call you,
I will be next to my husband,
Even I won't leave my beloved brother-in-law,
Oh, God!
At least, face that wall,
I feel so embarrassed,
Look there,
Oh, God!
My neck…
It won't bend!
Is it still stiff?
Turn and look there,
It is not working,
We shall call the doctor,
Good idea,
Hey, brother, Wait a minute,
- Hey, wait… - Hello…
Whom are you talking to?
To Shanthi,
The hospital is next to her shop,
We shall ask her to send a doctor here,
It's ringing, Answer,
- Hey? - Speak to her,
Hello, am I audible?
Yes, Sami here,
Yes, Brother-in-law,
Sorry to say, Dad is no more,
What?!
God! My dad! What happened to my dad?
- Oh no! - Hold on…
Your father is fine, My dad is dead,
Oh!
What! Come again?
Sorry…
Oh, God! Uncle!
- What happened? When? - Ask about the Doctor,
Can you check if any doctor available nearby?
A doctor may be available,
But why do we need a doctor?
Are you sure he is dead?
Listen! He is dead,
Don't pester us with your questions,
Am I pestering you?
I won't talk to you, Forever,
I am not Sami! Durai here,
- How many copies? - Three,
Coffee?
She is asking for coffee! Please check,
Coffee…
Hello?
Fool! I said photocopies,
How on earth were you morons born?
Listen! Sami here,
You don't need to bring a doctor,
- Come home soon, - Hurry up,
Can't you wait!
- What? - I didn't mean you!
A customer,
When is the funeral?
I need to inform my parents,
You need not inform anyone,
You first come home,
Why? Isn't he dead yet?
Tell me, bro!
She's coming,
Hello?
He--
He was a man of pride with his head up,
- The head is fine, not this bulge, - Calm down, son,
When are you informing the relatives?
Let us not rush,
We need to handle this issue first,
We shall inform them later,
Till then, you should not spill the beans,
Someone is at the door,
Wait, I shall check the door,
Kamala,
- Kamala! - Kamala?
- What's the matter? - Is your Mom home?
Yes, But tell me your concern,
I need a rolling pin,
A rolling pin?
Ask correctly, A rolling pin or a pestle?
- Why would I need a pestle? - Hey!
- She may prepare bigger rotis, - Just get it,
I heard someone crying,
No one is crying here,
- But our mom was, - Mom cried?
- Take the pin, - Why did she cry?
She slipped down,
- She-- - In the bathroom,
- Can I check on her? - No, thanks,
Her sister will handle it,
Oh,
- What happened, buddy? - Oh! Ameen, Come,
- How did it happen? - No idea,
She slipped in the bathroom,
Bathroom?
My deepest condolences, bro,
Stay strong,
Didn't he use the bathroom daily?
He must have seen something new,
It shouldn't have happened,
No, it is Mom who fell down,
- Mom? - Right,
But you texted it's your dad?
- It was a typo! - Oh!
Okay, how is mom then?
She is looking after my dad,
Your dad should take care of the injured mother,
- The logic is wrong, - You have a point,
What's the point?
What are you discussing?
- Auntie, - How is the situation now?
She is asking about the fall in the bathroom,
Yes, I slipped in the bathroom,
It's paining,
Your sister slipped down, right?
- Yes, it was my sister, But me… - Let me explain,
- It was my mother who slipped, - In the bathroom,
So it was not your dad,
- No, - No,
My mother slipped,
In the bathroom!
Her sister went to help her,
She also slipped then, Got her left leg injured,
- The pain is unbearable! - Look,
- So are you feeling better? - Absolutely fine!
- Oh no! - Trouble goes square one, again,
Let me handle this,
- Mom… - I am feeling better, Kamala,
She is yet to recover,
I have some chores, see you later,
If you need any help, please ask,
- Don't hesitate, - Okay,
You have lots to do! Go in,
Sure,
Which leg should I pretend got injured?
- Pretend both, - Both,
How can she choose an injured leg?
Wait a minute,
Let her go,
I insisted not to, but you told him,
He is my best friend, We can count on him,
- But I have informed Rangaraj, - Who is he?
He is my best friend,
Friends, my foot!
Rangaraj is also my best friend, So no problem,
Can we trust him?
He is a busy man to talk about petty stuff,
My God!
Come in and have a look,
Who is Rangaraj?
Our Rangaraj,
Our drinking buddy?
Come,
There,
God!
- So, your dad is dead? - Yes,
How come?
Bro,
My deepest condolences,
You should stay strong,
Don't repeat the same track!
It was intended for Mom,
Now it's for your dad,
Hey!
Do you want booze now?
That?
It was developed when he was watching TV in the morning,
What did he watch on TV?
He could have watched hot stuff on his phone,
Why did he use an outdated TV?
Not only from Rangaraj…
- We should keep it a top secret from all, - You are right!
How long has it been upright?
The content must be so hot,
Shall I tell you something?
One should die great like your dad!
Awesome!
Please try to understand,
We can't come there,
We need a doctor here, Just for five minutes,
Please help us,
Sorry, it is not possible,
The doctor won't come there,
- Bring the patient to the hospital, - No…
If we bring him, all eyes would be on him,
We can show it only to the doctor,
I can't repeat the rules,
Bring the patient here,
Or look for other options,
- Please disconnect the call, - Sister…
Not gonna work,
- Anything positive? - No,
What's next?
Why don't we take him on my bike?
- Won't it poke? - Not you,
- It would poke us, - Please don't mess further,
Arrange a vehicle, Go!
Okay,
Why are you worrying like his mother?
I am almost a stepmother to him,
- Isn't she your aunt? - Yes,
It's clear, You can bring him out,
Hold him tight,
Please be quiet,
Kamala might notice us,
God, keep us off her prying eyes,
You can come, no one is here,
- Dead weight! - God!
Come over here,
- Come on, let's take him, - Hey,
- Why? - Why not?
I asked you to book a taxi,
You got an auto!
I swear on Dad, you said, "Arrange a vehicle,"
Sir, my auto is far better than a taxi,
Travel and feel the comfort,
Buddy, what a surprise,
- Didn't you recognize me? - No,
I'm Sathish,
We were schoolmates, dude,
- Can't you recollect? - Really?
Stop staring at me as a stranger,
Are you a Headmaster now?
You managed to cheat and pass the exams,
I failed and ended up as an auto driver,
Isn't he your father? Hey, Pops!
Have you kicked the bucket?
- Nope, he's drunk, - Really?
Very drunk, I guess,
Come on get into the auto,
Help us,
- Lift him by legs, - Why should I lift him?
- The bucket… - I am just a driver,
He is as heavy as a corpse!
Lord of Alcoholics! I guess,
- Right, - What is that bucket for?
To collect everything when he throws up,
You took "kicked the bucket" literally, right?
- A hilarious joke, please laugh, - Right?
- Hey, careful, - Be careful, This way,
You are built like an elephant yet unable to lift an old man,
Get in, Go!
- Look at this guy! - Hey,
Who will drive if you sit with the passengers?
- You're right, Move, - Go, man,
Keep the bucket in place,
Place him properly,
- Careful, - All good?
Hide the bulge,
Why is it sticking out?
Stop looking at me, I feel awkward,
What do you mean?
His legs are sticking outside,
What if someone hits him on the way?
His legs might get fractured,
I have a solution for this,
This cloth should work,
People would notice it and be cautious,
- Problem solved, - Well done, Just go,
Headmaster, I'm more intelligent than you,
No use of your education,
Shall I ask him for another red cloth?
Where do you want to use it?
Buddy, there is a special passenger with me,
Who is it?
Do you remember the brat who proposed to our teacher?
The guy who proposed the science teacher,
Yes, We were in grade nine then,
Samikannu!
- The one who proposed the science teacher! - Really?
- He is the passenger, - Really?
- I have another terrible news, - What?
- He is a headmaster now! - I can't believe it!
What a disgrace, right?
- Right, - So you proposed a teacher?
Durai, think about our good old days,
We used to brawl for Undertaker's wrestling cards in our ninth grade,
- Right, - But look at your brother!
He was a super romantic brat then,
- Such a playboy! - Enough,
Can you explain this flashback?
- Surely, I will… - Just shut up and drive,
You are hesitating since your dad is here,
I get it,
Dude, we shall discuss it later,
- Tell me, - Dear, Shanthi just informed me,
- Oh, really? - What do you mean?
How can you prioritize her over me?
She said that you called and informed her,
Sister-in-law gets the updates, but not the wife,
Rani, I am on my way to the hospital,
Better come home and discuss it in person,
Why are you going to a hospital?
- Mommy, snacks… - Be quiet,
To get a death certificate,
Why didn't you get it in advance?
- Come again? - Let it be,
Have you informed our relatives?
I am yet to inform,
We have another critical issue to resolve,
- What's more critical? - My God!
Can't you come home?
I can't explain in detail over the phone,
- Come to home, - Why?
Should I ask your sister-in-law?
Hello?
- Mommy, I want snacks, - Shut up!
I regret this married life,
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Why is the hospital's exit so crowded?
Shall we try another hospital?
Why, buddy?
This inebriated matter has to be a secret,
I have to maintain my reputation,
- Right, - Right,
You are not that famous,
I second him,
- Really? - Skip it,
Let's consult the doctor,
- You be here, - Don't leave me, buddy,
Stay there,
I can't be with this bucket--
With your dad,
Stop whining, I am here with you,
Hey, Why are you standing in a queue?
I always follow the queue,
Even at a wine shop, I follow the rules,
- We are in the same club, bro, - Cheers,
Drinkers like us are always disciplined,
What nonsense!
I am betting on him, Can I count on you?
Hope he scores,
Trust me, He will score,
Hey, Oldie,
Look at the mess you have created,
But you are as cool as a cucumber,
If you drink often like this,
you will have to consult a sexologist,
Understand?
- What do say you? - You're right,
I learned it on a WhatsApp group,
Can you forward it to me? I can set it as my status,
I will,
Can we consult a male doctor?
Can't you see? Ma'am is also a doctor,
Sorry, doctor,
We are facing some trouble,
What is your ailment?
I am alright, doctor,
- Are you ill? - No, I am perfectly fine,
- Who's the patient? - My father,
Where is he?
He kicked the bucket,
So, he got his leg fractured?
Bring him here,
You've got it wrong, doctor,
Are you saying our doctor is wrong?
Explain it,
Nurse, please allow us to explain, He is dead,
What?
You should've rushed to the emergency, I can't help now,
I advised the same, but he didn't listen,
Madam, I am the headmaster of the town school,
Sir, come to the point,
The point is…
How should I put it?
Please give me a paper,
- Sir, that's my prescription sheet, - Just a minute,
Please,
My…
father's…
is straight,
Please read this,
"My father's pen is straight,"
Hey!
Let your father keep his pen straight or whatever,
You read it wrong, nurse,
Not "pen is," Read it without the space,
Sir, please don't waste my time,
- Come straight to the point, - The "pen is", that's the point,
What?
Dad's point,
I don't get you,
My dad's pen is the point,
I should have denied your appointment,
It is not about the appointment,
It's about mending a point,
Sir, can you be clear?
Doctor!
- Dad's dead, but his willy still lives on! - Oh, God!
He is out there,
Tell her directly, Stop babbling useless points,
Get out,
Just leave this place,
The truth is always bitter,
But truth always triumphs, ma'am,
Time will prove it,
You will also learn it,
That's the point I was trying to explain,
My dad is out there,
You can come and check his condition,
Hey, bet on Hardik Pandya,
He's out of form,
Why should I bet on him?
How dare you say he's out of form?
I think you missed the last match,
Let me explain, See this,
The fielders were placed here and here,
and there was another man placed in between them,
The bowler bowled two sharp bouncers,
Hardik Pandya smashed the ball over the fielders on the leg side,
- He smacked it like this! - Oh! The bucket!
The ball flew out of the ground,
What a stance!
I got goosebumps,
Every hair stood up!
What is this?
Sorry, buddy,
He saw it,
I have made a deal with the vet,
He just castrated a bull,
- Your dad's next, - Can he do it to humans?
We share the same physical features,
My auto runs on the same engine as a load van,
Oh,
Shall I tell you something?
One should die as great as your dad did!
- He agrees with me, - Seriously?
Where are they?
They were supposed to be here,
Just a second, doctor,
- Hello? - Where are you?
Actually…
we left to seek a second opinion,
Second opinion? My foot!
Sir, don't waste our time, Where is the cadaver?
Sorry, nurse, Please give me a moment,
Come back immediately,
That's not possible,
The doctor just castrated a bull,
- Our dad's next, - A veterinarian?
Yes, but a male veterinarian,
Buffalo!
It's a bull, not a buffalo,
Right,
Listen, you can take the cadaver home,
I will treat him at your home after I finish my duty here,
I have a request, doctor,
- Tell me, - We would feel better
if you can send a male doctor,
Please give me your address,
I'll call the VAO for the death certificate,
Then, as you prefer, a male doctor will come,
I hope nobody knows about his issue, not even the VAO,
I will see to it,
Bring him home immediately,
Why's he scolding me?
Because he's a teacher,
THE ONE WHO DOESN'T RESPECT MOM AND DAD IS EQUAL TO AN ANIMAL,
THERE IS NO TEMPLE LIKE MOTHER, THERE IS NO MANTRA LIKE THE WORD "FATHER",
By the way, was the science teacher gorgeous?
She was average-looking,
Then why did he propose to her?
Because he likes average-looking,
I also studied at the same school, Her name?
I couldn't recollect,
Kamala!
Kamala? I don't think so,
There is our neighbor Kamala, Move! Move!
- Don't stop! - Hurry up!
- Can't you hear us? Keep moving, - Hi,
Is she your girlfriend? Stop waving at her,
Stop the vehicle,
Stop! I said,
- Did she notice? - No way,
The bulge is covered with this bucket,
Did she notice my face?
If so, she would definitely pay a visit,
Bro, shall I suggest something?
You already did,
Not that, something new,
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Why is she waiting at the gates?
For her boyfriend?
Auntie, we are here, Please come out soon,
Get in soon,
Take him in faster,
Come on! Be careful,
- Get into the room, - Such a big bucket,
- now I know why he weighs heavy, - Hey!
Take left,
- Keep left, - Keep left,
- Don't drop him, - I said move left,
Idiot, but you are moving right,
You mean, the right side? Then go straight,
- How could I go straight? - Hold him, Don't just stand there,
- Hold him, - Keep his head intact, Be careful,
You laid him over me, morons,
Can't you bear your father?
Do you want me to bear him? Keep quiet,
- Bro, leave some space for your father, - Move,
Why it is still there?
- Come and hold him, - We can discuss it later, Hold him,
- Hold the head, - Lift him,
- Hold him, - Hold him,
Lift him up,
Pay my fare, I shall leave,
Here,
- We'll drink a bottle after this, - What? Are you paying me peanuts?
You lied and transported a corpse,
- Here you go, - What is this?
Now I know what you are hiding inside the bucket,
Is it worth only a 1000 bucks?
I will announce it to the world,
Pay more and I will keep it a secret,
Isn't he your friend? Why are you glaring at me?
Pay him,
The bucket secret would spoil your reputation if leaked,
Reputation or money? You decide between the two,
Such a miser!
- Don't count it, Settle a lump sum, - Hey!
Take this,
Is your dad's honor worth more than this?
Bye, boys,
- Bye, - See you later,
Hey, ensure to keep this a secret, I'll thrash you if you spill the beans,
Your secret will be safe as long as you pay me,
- Son, get down, - Stop here,
Come on,
Here's your fare,
Let's go in,
No one has turned up for the funeral,
Didn't he invite anyone?
- God! I don't know, - Shanthi! Rani!
There comes our pain in the neck,
So, what happened in the hospital?
- Bathroom… leg injury… - Are you alright?
- Not me, - Then?
Sister-in-law! Shanthi, Do you know what happened to Dad--
I mean Dad's wife slipped…
in the bathroom,
Father's wife? Isn't she your mother?
Can you come inside and discuss this?
- Dad! - Daddy, I want snacks,
- I too want snacks, - Go inside, I shall give,
Durai, if you need any help, don't hesitate to ask me,
Surely, Kamala, Thank you,
- Grandpa! - Hey, stop right there,
- Come here, - Kamala annoys us too much,
Did she dig into the matter?
Obviously, she would,
What's going on here?
You told us Uncle has passed away,
But your brother says our aunties slipped,
And you are insisting not to inform anyone,
Just tell us what's going on here,
What's happening?
Dad's…
- Dad's? - Dad's?
- Auntie! - Rani…
Shanthi…
I didn't expect Uncle to leave us so soon,
Auntie, something is bulging out there,
Sister, you stopped me from seeing it,
Now their eyes are glued to it,
Is it an exhibit?
Mind your work!
- Always trying to level the score, - You too should not see it,
Stop staring at the bulge! Or face the fury of my sister,
Don't sneak!
What's the solution for this?
The Almighty should show us the way,
- It should be our neighbor Kamala, - Oh, God!
- Let me check the door, - Kamala's quest never ends,
She'll ask a lot of questions,
- I will handle this, - How do I get rid of her trouble?
Auntie, don't worry, We'll see to it,
Calm down, sister,
We have to maintain "the injury" story,
Come in, sir,
The doctor told me about the incident,
What incident?
- That your father-in-law passed away, - Yes,
How did he die?
He was watching TV in the morning,
Devotional songs!
He must be a blessed soul,
A spiritual death while watching devotionals,
Shall I see?
- What? - The corpse!
I must see it, to rule out any speculations over death,
Correct,
These days, some parents are murdered for property,
Have you heard of the recent Pappampatti murder?
A healthy man died under strange circumstances,
- Died? - His family claimed it…
was a heart attack,
When I inquired about the matter,
something was fishy about the family,
I got suspicious of his younger son,
I was ardent,
I complained to the cops, Then they spilled the truth,
They had poisoned him to claim insurance,
But I trust you guys,
- Okay, - However, I should do my job,
- Shall I see the corpse? - Sure,
Come,
Auntie, hide it, He is approaching,
- Should I? - Shall we?
- Oh, dear! - Sister…
Oh, dear hubby!
- Oh dear uncle! - Dear!
He is very social in this region,
Such an active man for his age,
I've never seen him idle,
I wish it were idle and inactive,
He is high and blabbering,
- Ma'am, you need not to worry, - Oh dear!
Your sons are there for you,
They will support you,
She is inconsolable,
- Oh dear… - Calm down, sister,
Why there are no relatives around?
Haven't you informed them yet?
Let it become flaccid, We'll inform everyone,
Your son is messing it up,
He means let's keep it simple,
Oh! But you shouldn't handle it this way,
Halasyam has a reputation in this locality,
Particularly, the ladies have high regard for him,
Must be so,
Your family has been living here for generations,
Afraid to handle a lavish funeral?
True relatives will support you in your crests and troughs,
You are unaware of the funeral formalities I guess,
I will take care of the rituals, Don't worry,
What is his name? Your relative from Karambayam village…
Is he your uncle?
He was a close relative, but not now,
No, You should inform everyone,
You inform him, I'll inform the other elders,
Whom should we inform first? Uncle or In-laws?
- This is important, right? - Sir, please don't mistake us,
You need not inform,
If you do, our relatives may think we're ignoring them,
- Keep quiet for a while, - That's a valid point,
Our people are known to create a ruckus at the funeral,
Okay, you inform everyone,
Dear uncle!
Has he gone?
- Sister, you may get up, He's gone, - Great,
- My back is paining, - Mine too,
I've missed out on a protocol,
- Oh, Uncle! - Oh, dear, we miss you!
Give it to him,
- Fill up this form, - Okay,
- The doctor will sign this in the evening, - Okay,
- I shall see you later, - Okay,
- Greetings, - Uncle,
Hope you will inform all,
- Obviously, - Yes,
I am not doubting you,
- Just to clarify, - Okay,
Alright,
- Can't he leave soon? - Hey! Get up!
- Get up! - Get up, sister,
- Oh, God! My backbone, - Oh, God!
Oh, God!
I got furious you know,
- Why? - Some girls were bathing
on the river bank,
A teen boy was staring at them,
- Then? - I slapped him hard to teach him a lesson,
Want to buy something to cook?
He is cooking up more than enough,
Bye,
Dude, Isn't she Viswam's wife?
Idiot! He is Viswam!
Any doubt?
Hey, Viswam, turn around,
He thought you were a blonde beauty,
The bus is around the corner, Yet you are chitchatting here,
Halasyam is supposed to join us,
But he is not responding to my calls,
We are waiting for him,
No sign of him,
You always read intimate advice column,
Are you following any of the tips?
Forget it!
We are leaving on this bus,
If Halasyam comes, suggest boarding the next bus,
I will convey that but pay the bill,
Halasyam will pay the bill on my behalf,
Alright,
You should pay your bill,
If you add it to mine, I'll thrash you,
Take the bag, Let's go,
…to bring peace to their souls,
Halasyam's friends are spoiling his reputation,
Such loafers!
He would be a laughing stock if my relatives saw this bulge,
Our aunt ate papaya twice recently, For natural contraception!
Lucky old lady!
My hubby is useless, All he can do is cane the school kids,
Join the club,
Even the tea can endure the heat, but not my minuteman,
I had advised against choosing these brides,
Look, they're gossiping,
Don't you know our customs? No cooking during a funeral!
What about you? Not aware of it?
- Audaciously making tea, - Oh, God! Kamala is here,
- Sister Bagyam! - Yes, Kamala,
What are you doing here?
I needed a banana leaf,
Didn't you go to the hospital?
How do you feel now?
- No improvement! - Not getting better?
No chance,
Unwanted stuff has popped up,
- Even my husband had the same issue, - What do you mean?
His work demands standing for a long time,
- His leg pain never subsides, - Oh!
Do you want pain relief oil?
It will not work,
Okay, Why are you preparing tea at this hour?
Not cooking lunch?
- We are discussing the menu for the same, - We are discussing the menu for the same,
I've prepared drumstick gravy,
I've made it with tender drumsticks and shallots,
My husband loves it,
Don't ask me why, I feel shy!
Do you want some gravy?
No, thanks, Kamala, We don't want,
- What? - Let's see,
- It was right here, - What are you looking for?
Just tell us what you need,
What is that gesture?
Why does he have that?
What is he gonna do with scissors?
He's about to cut it, Run! But maintain limping,
How can she run with an injured leg?
It's painful to walk, but not while running,
- Auntie wait for me, - Me too,
Turn off the stove, dumbos,
How to escape her prying eyes?
Why are they rushing?
- Please don't cut it! - Don't!
What happened?
I am cutting the tape,
I'm trying to stick it down,
Why didn't you do it before?
We just managed to bend it somehow,
Unnecessary!
- Fine, Shall we inform the relatives? - Yes,
Convey it only to close relatives,
Mom, you two prepare the house for the funeral,
- Sure, - You two, inform your respective families,
I shall inform other key persons,
What should I do?
Do nothing, just be with me,
You go to Kamala's house and tell her about the demise,
- And arrange food for the guests, - Go,
Okay,
Hey, where did you disappear?
Alcohol is inevitable for a funeral,
It would be a sin if we missed it,
Very good,
Father's problem is resolved, You can check,
Resolved? But how?
- Just cut and stick, - Why cut and stick it back?
No, we cut the tape and stuck that thing flat,
Tape! Why didn't you try it before?
It bends a bit now,
So everything is fine now,
I'll convey the matter to Kamala,
- You go in, - Okay,
Is he insane to convey the bulge matter to her?
What sort of a family is this?
Disgusting!
Sister Kamala,
What is the matter, Durai?
My father…
Hey! Durai! The monster is unleashed again!
- Sister! We are in a terrible fix again, - Oh no!
My father wanted your drumstick gravy, but not now,
- What are you blabbering? - I don't need it,
Oh, no!
- Square one, again? - God! Kindly help us,
We are clueless,
My God!
Goddess Mariyamma!
Have some mercy on our family,
We are unable to do his final rites peacefully,
Why such an embarrassment for an honorable man?
I'm helpless!
Please show us some way out of it,
Mom, stop sobbing,
Let's proceed with the funeral,
Nobody can question us,
I will face it,
Talk sensibly, son,
Do you need such a bad legacy for your dad?
Then how will I face anyone?
Is our family cursed?
- Don't imagine stuff, - No, Mom is right,
We should think differently,
Fine, I know a shaman,
I will bring him, He might help us,
Are you out of your senses?
I am a headmaster,
I can't allow superstitions,
So, no voodoo stuff, Let me resolve it,
- You get the shaman here, - I'll go get it,
Stop crying, Mom,
Show us some mercy, Almighty,
We must take our revenge,
What shall we do?
What is he up to?
He thrashed me publicly,
I want to humiliate him by publicly stripping him of his dhoti,
And upload it on social media,
Then I will have the last laugh,
You can't even do a bottoms up!
Don't talk in the air,
Are you true friends?
An old fella laid hands on me,
And you are laughing at me,
Calm down, guys, Buddy, show me your face,
Hey!
Hey, come here,
Isn't he the old man's son?
- Come I said, - Hey!
Where is Asokan's house?
Are you lost? Do you know or not?
What are you hiding?
- Give it to me, - What?
You alcoholic brat!
So booze is the secret of your energy?
Hold this for me,
You know to drink but not Asokan's house!
Bath in borewell,
study well, and pass the exams,
Go to school not a wine shop,
We sacrificed our education for alcohol,
Don't end up like us, Study well with your friends,
- Go! - Get lost,
Don't glare at us, Move on,
How dare you? He's still staring, buddy,
ASOKAN
- Is it how you pound? - Sir…
Give it to me,
- I hope we are at the right address, - No idea,
We are here to meet Asokan,
Look at the way he pounds the chisel, Undoubtedly, it is him,
Hold it,
My dad's…
How long has it been?
Around three to four hours,
It sounds like demonic stuff, Get in,
A demon?
Come,
Can a devil cause a bulge?
Because he says so,
Can I change my career to shamanism?
You can't even change bike gears while being drunk,
"Drunken Shaman!"
I think these are voodoo woods,
- You will get it from me… - Okay,
Shall we?
- We shall, - Yes, sir,
- What do you want? - The doctor is here,
Doctor?!
- Hi, I'm a doctor, Who is Sami? - I am, Come in,
Oh, fine,
So, you have called me, Right?
- Yes, I did, - Alright,
He mistakenly came to my home, So I brought him here,
I knocked on the wrong door mistakenly,
My mother slipped down,
- Didn't you say it was your father? - No, it's my mother,
So it's your mother,
I am here to treat his mother,
- Please don't hesitate to seek my help, - Surely,
She is a kind-hearted person,
- Yes, I can see that, - Yes,
I will take it from here, You may go,
- I'm within a calling distance, - Okay, You can go,
- I can help you, - Okay, You may leave,
I'll check it,
- Why are you latching the door? - We need some privacy, doctor,
Come in,
- Which room? - That one,
Let's go,
Doctor, he is my father,
Strange!
How can it last for four hours?
Seems miraculous,
Fine, Who are they?
My mother,
Her sister,
My wife,
Send everyone out, except your mother,
- Listen to the doctor, Leave, - Doctor said to leave for five minutes,
She's too much,
Young lady, can you please leave?
I insist, But she resists,
- She is incorrigible, - Oh, my dear uncle!
Please don't cry, you can be here,
Do you have a rolling pin?
Doctor, what about this?
A wooden pestle?
We have tried rolling it flat with the pestle,
- Yet it is not conceding? - It's not,
Can you get me an elastic band or tape?
- Okay, really tight, - One minute, doctor,
We tried but failed,
Oh shit! Such a rare case!
Do one thing, Take him to a public hospital,
A surgeon will remove it and help,
We have no other option,
No, I will not let him go under the knife,
Ma'am, he is no more,
Let's do this…
- we can cut it, - Cut!
Cut it and keep it right there,
- Can you explain her? - No, I will not accept,
I am damn sure,
Mom, you are not getting it,
Give me two minutes doctor, I shall convince her,
- Okay, - Okay, doctor,
Such a dirty family!
What's your problem with the surgery?
We are going to cremate him, What difference does it make?
Yes, we'll cremate him, So, can we butcher him?
Auntie, can you tell her?
We said "no" to the doctor, Didn't you listen?
Auntie…
Auntie, if it was a death by accident,
his body would be subjected to post-mortem,
Let us assume that,
Will you do the same to your father? I will not allow it,
Stay calm,
What other option do we have, Auntie?
- We must do something, - Yes,
- What? - Wait,
What?
Kamala is eavesdropping,
- Change the topic, - Say it,
- Dad, you are annoying mom with chores, - Speak,
Her legs are sprained,
Uncle, you should have called me for assistance,
Why are you bothering my sister?
She is too old,
Please wait here, You move,
We are here at your disposal,
Why do you need drumstick gravy from our neighbor?
She was boasting about her recipe, Who even asked?
Are you getting us, Dad?
- I think Dad has resurrected, Come, - Our swami's miracle worked,
- Come, - Come,
Nobody listens to me,
She is gone, at last,
I sense something humongous in this house,
Sir, please move,
Dad,
Go to sleep,
Demon, leave his body,
Who the hell are you?
What are you doing here?
Is that a voodoo toy?
Who are you?
Sami, Who is this barbarian?
He almost castrated me,
I am here to remove your dad's problem,
- Instead, you are trying you remove mine, - Sorry for the confusion, doctor,
Hey, who is he?
Looks like a beggar,
He is here to chase the demon away,
Damn your demon and shaman,
Ask him to leave,
How would I have explained it to my wife if he had damaged my property?
Just like you always do,
How does he know about my private matters?
I am warning you, Don't call me again,
Idiot,
- Your Holiness, please come in, - Yes, come,
Come, Come, swami!
- Doctor… Please wait, Doctor! - Get lost, morons,
Doctor, please, just chop it down and go,
- You're nothing but a bunch of half-wits! - Doctor…
Doctor, please…
- it'll take ten minutes, - Get another doctor, if you can,
Doctor!
Swami!
Sorry!
This evil spirit has a yearning,
Is the desire bulging up like this?
Shut up,
Until the yearning is fulfilled, the bulge will not subside,
Where is the evil spirit?
An evil spirit resides in this organ?
What should we do to satisfy the evil spirit?
Only your mother can satisfy this,
- What do we do? - What?
You…
- Brother, - Wait,
- Watch your words! - Come with me,
- Who brought him in here? Stay quiet, Mom, - Let's go, swami,
- Calm down, sir, - How dare you raise your hands on me?
- Listen, he has another side to him, - Wait, I'll be back,
Oh, God!
Sami, you are a mortal, But I am an avatar of God!
Leave that scoundrel to me, I will beat him to a pulp,
Control your anger, brother,
- I'm coming, - I'll place a curse on you,
- Get out of my house, - Please leave, swami,
It's a complete mess,
- I am sparing him for you, - Okay, He is a bit like that,
- Tell him to behave, - Don't be angry,
- Please forgive us, - I will bring a curse upon you,
What are you looking for?
- Sand, - Why?
I'm going to decimate your family,
You dare to lay a hand on my family?
- I will wipe the floor with you, - No, Durai,
- Swami, let's leave, - Don't ever show up here again,
I will suggest a better client,
- Try your voodoo there, Sit, - Hey, get lost!
Come, sit down,
- I'll annihilate you, - Get lost,
I'll kill you, Go away!
- I will be back with vengeance, - Sir…
- Let's settle it, - Stop triggering him, sir,
Or he will thrash you, Stay put, please,
We are saddened to announce this to all,
Our beloved friend Duraikannu's father is no more,
Mr, Halasyam was fondly called as "Perusu" by all,
He found his place in heaven,
- Rangaraj, you moron! - His final rites
will take place at his home,
Yours truly, Orathanaadu Boys,
We are saddened to announce this,
Our beloved friend Duraikannu's father is no more,
Mr, Halasyam was fondly called as "Perusu" by all,
He found his place in heaven,
- Hey! What is all this, Rangaraj? - Dude!
A friend in need is a friend indeed,
- My foot! - Kumar, announce it in Pappanadu
- and Karambayam regions, - Sure, buddy,
- Give 2,500 rupees for fuel, - Damn it!
Let's pay our respects to Uncle with this garland,
My dad doesn't like flowers, so avoid such formalities,
How can we stop our tradition?
He had avoided garland in his own marriage, Just leave,
- He will not understand our customs, - Don't go inside,
- Let's go in, - I told you,
Hey, you all!
Bro, it is not our tradition to seat a corpse like this,
He is right,
It was my dad's last wish,
He had designed this chair and the table,
He wanted a send-off, seated on this like a teacher,
So I am fulfilling his last wish,
Oh!
Garland, please,
Hey, let me do the needful,
Don't strain yourself,
Give yours,
Okay, dude, we'll handle the rest of the work,
Alright,
- What are you up to? - I'll explain,
Dad used to say this,
He wished to be seated like a teacher on the chair that he had designed,
So I made him sit,
- Really? But he never told me so, - But he did to me,
Remember, this is our answer to everyone,
Am I clear?
Understood?
- What about you? - I'm getting it,
We are saddened to announce this to all,
A TEARFUL TRIBUTE MR, K, HALASYAM AKA PERUSU
A dead palmyra grows anew
Get set go It's a race against the clock
Entertainment guaranteed!
Welcome to the funeral…
- Dear, I am sorry for your loss, - Hey, he is not my father,
- Our beloved friend Duraikannu's father… - Watch the escapades of the gamy oldie…
Give me that, I'll do it,
All the strangers came And cast their evil eye
Where are you, Dad? All your boys
- Mr, Halasyam was fondly called… - Have gone mad
Look what have you done! You are the breaking news
You are talk of the town
Your prison break Has gone wild and crazy
No one can tame this bull!
Who are these strangers?
- Go and join them, - I will manage,
Auntie! Our legend has left us in agony,
Sons, I am doing my level best to contain them,
Please come to this side,
Where is Durai?
Durai…
Let me look out for him,
Are you a dumbo?
Everything is chaos here,
And you are boozing carefree,
Actually, my father's demise just started to hit me hard now,
On the same staircase, we used to sit and drink together,
I need some drinks to digest his demise,
Look, I'm getting you,
However, grieving is not our priority now,
We should do his final rites gracefully,
So, we should work on it,
You must be inside the house on this occasion,
Get rid of it and come in,
Enough! Come,
- Come, - Here I come,
- Oh, dear! Subramani… - Hey, he is Halasyam, not Subramani
Oh, dear! Halasyam…
We will get the flowers in 30 minutes,
Other arrangements are in place…
- Mom, - How did he die?
He died peacefully while watching TV,
Just in the morning, he asked for my drumstick gravy,
He is not blessed enough to taste your preparation,
You stood by this community in their thick and thin,
We are saddened to announce this,
Our beloved friend Duraikannu's father is no more,
Mr, Halasyam was fondly called…
- So many have turned up, - Yes, in plenty,
Why did you seat him like this?
And why is your dad sitting like this?
And this table…
This is not our custom, Why are you doing this?
- I'll not speak about his death wish, - What's the wish?
- Better if you tell, - Actually, Mom…
Uncle used to design tables and chairs for teachers,
Can you explain?
No, You can continue,
- Uncle and a teacher were… - Enough, I'll tell,
- My brother's version is… - Uncle wished to be seated
like a teacher on the chair that he had designed,
Actually…
- Uncle had a wish to become a teacher, - Yes, sir,
- So we are fulfilling it, - A teacher?
What is his educational qualification?
Here she comes,
Cook up something,
Is education a must for one to become a teacher?
- Yes, - Our history witnessed
many uneducated geniuses,
If we place him horizontally, it goes vertical,
It was his last wish, so we are adhering,
- He had designed these furniture, - Really?
He wished to sit like a teacher on this chair,
Hence, we are following it,
Come with me, you have work to do,
He will update you later,
That is why I couldn't explain it to you,
Take my phone number,
I'll explain in detail,
It was his last wish,
So he is seated,
- You may go, - Oh, Really? Fine then,
You can ask him about the rest,
We have something to discuss,
- Let's go, sister, - Okay,
To the corpse?
Go in,
Hey!
Give the garland to me, I will do the honors,
You failed to convince your mother, how will you handle the rest?
- Go! - I am not good at cooking up,
Better you do it,
Where is your brother?
- If he spots us talking, he'll come, - Brother, your father…
- Isn't he? - Hey, get lost,
Yes, he is,
There he is,
Granny, why is Halasyam seated like this?
Who is Halasyam?
Isn't he Subramani?
He is Halasyam, not Subramani,
No, he is Subramani,
I shouldn't have asked you,
- Come, - Bro, I didn't talk about his death wish,
Don't be a blabbermouth and stress me out,
If you get tensed
our secret will be exposed,
Don't get tensed,
Have a peg,
Stay cool like me,
Okay?
Had your father-in-law written any will?
Mom, it is not the right time to discuss it,
Don't be a mug, It is the right time,
- Your husband is a fool, - Auntie!
- Dad… - Dear, you are crazy about your father,
He has left you alone,
- Look, Auntie understands me, - Very clever,
That I'm crazy about my father,
You'll never understand me,
Oh, my dear brother!
- My God! Uncle Singaram is here, - Oh, God!
- Who informed him? - Your beloved son,
He is broadcasting it everywhere,
- Who is he? - My dad's brother,
Co-brother,
No, Our enemy in fact,
He is a policeman,
A policeman!
I have an important task
- and must leave now, - Where?
- To my home, - Wait,
- Uncle, look at Dad, - Yes, son?
I knew it, hence I am here,
Mom, is this how you treat our uncle?
Welcome him inside,
Sister-in-law!
May I come in?
Or do you want me to walk away with old enmity?
- Come inside, - Okay come in,
Ignore them, I am here for you, Welcome home, Uncle,
No one will give a warm welcome to a funeral,
- You are my true bloodline, Let's go in, - Come,
- Go inside, we'll handle it, - My dear co-brother,
They are blocking my way from seeing you,
Move, move,
- The garland I bought looks like a rope, - What more is he gonna do?
Dear brother,
Bro! Hey!
What is this?
- My father, - Hey!
You didn't meet each other for a long time,
So you couldn't recognize him,
Hey, I can recognize your father,
Why has he been seated?
Because this is the last time he can sit,
Durai, are you drunk?
A little, To go through my father's demise,
Don't drink too much, we have plenty of work tomorrow,
Sami, it is not our tradition,
Actually, Uncle…
He wished to be seated like a teacher on the chair that he had designed,
- So… - Like whom?
He had failed eighth grade thrice,
Did he wish to be a teacher?
So you are snubbing our traditional customs,
Durai, discard the table and chair,
- We should lay him down, Lift him up, - Oh, God!
It is already upright,
- What is upright? I don't get it, - He's agreeing with you, Uncle,
Are you making up anything?
Okay,
- Let me reveal the truth, Uncle, - Hey!
My father had no such wish to become a teacher,
He wanted to be a policeman like you, But he couldn't,
- Thank God, - He yearned and worried for it,
He had adored your manly sitting posture at the police station,
- Want a peg? - No, you continue,
He wished to sit like you at least once in his lifetime,
So we are making his dream come true,
If you don't like it, we shall lay him down,
Let him sit, one last time,
- Okay, - Just this night,
Not for us, but for his wish,
- Our community may be against it, - You inspired him,
In the morning, we should lay him,
- As you say, - His posture replicates mine,
Durai…
Didn't he want to be like me?
His mustache is drooping down,
Twirl it up like mine,
If I had known it before, I would have been an IPS,
Have to tell the whole village,
Did they say that I've acquired their property by deceit?
Especially, my sister-in-law,
They must have told you so,
So?
Say it,
But that is the truth,
It is a common virtue of a policeman, sir,
I'm not such a policeman,
You know why I did so?
For my teenage crush, for my girl,
You crash with her?
Not crash… crush,
Crash,
- Crush is different, - Both sound the same,
Let it be
The corpse down there…
Sorry, my brother Halasyam, who sits down there,
He separated our love,
Heartless fellow,
She would have broken up with you, if not,
Why is he sitting like that?
It will protrude if we lay him down,
- What will protrude? - Oh, God!
I'm drunk, don't mind my words,
You carry on boozing,
But you are not boozing,
Hey!
Now I am drunk, so I had blabbered in advance,
A drunk would do so,
Durai,
- Come, - It's okay, You carry on,
Don't you need water?
Our uncle is torturing us,
Ignore him,
Do you booze?
I didn't know it all these days,
Was Dad also unaware of it?
I wish he lived a little longer,
But it's alright,
You were on good terms with him,
That was not a big deal,
He was a wise man,
Shared a lot with me,
While drunk, he used to get emotional,
Did you both drink and talk?
When? How did I miss it?
Over there on the terrace,
I routinely hit the bottle at night,
He joins after midnight, complaining about sleep,
We would continue it till 3:00-4:00 a,m,
We'd get drunk, crack jokes, and chat about stuff,
What would you discuss?
Almost everything,
About our home,
About life,
About you,
About me?
Can you be specific?
Just like that,
What exactly?
Regarding our childhood,
Do you remember this tree?
Once you had climbed up on it and fallen down,
Dad rushed to check on you,
He lifted you on his shoulders and started sprinting,
He stopped only at the hospital,
Barefoot!
He created a scene to get you treated immediately,
It took two days for you to gain consciousness,
He was weeping all the time,
Don't ask about sleep,
First time I saw his tears,
One and only time,
He thrashed me numerous times,
But he had never raised a hand on you,
Have one more peg,
But things changed upside down after we grew up,
You did avoid him because of a misunderstanding,
Alright,
All he needed was someone to talk to in his old age,
I should have talked to him,
Even at his last moments,
I was just scolding him,
It's very hot, I will turn the AC on,
Can you do one thing?
Arrange a morgue freezer,
Dead body freezer?
Yes,
For what?
I'll let you know, you bring one,
I had lost my dignity, as well as my girl,
- Hey, - Come here,
- Ameen, look at the moon… - We need a freezer,
- Wait, he is irking me, - It resembles Suguna,
Symbol of love,
Your father was awesome,
He did the right job by kicking him out,
VAZHAVANTHAAN FUNERAL SERVICES
Is this the place?
"Vazhavanthaan" funeral services!
- Come, - What a name!
Hello,
Sir,
- Anybody there? - Anybody there?
- Nobody is here, - No one,
- Check if this is okay, - This one?
How about that?
It seems good,
- It is brand new, - Perfect and large,
I condemn you devil, in the name of Mother Mary,
- Away from me Satan, for it is written! - Sir,
Sir!
I am the owner of this store, Look there,
- That man was dead! - That's my father, See next to him,
I resemble my father,
- Lord Jesus, - Why are they shocked?
- Ameen when did you become a Christian? - We can worship any God in an emergency,
Let me check once again,
Show me your legs, I want to verify,
Do you need my blessings? It's alright,
He's not a devil,
I fell asleep while checking a fault in the box,
- Is that a place to rest? - Let it be, sir,
What do you want, sir?
- A freezer box, - For whom?
- To keep my father, - Tell about him,
He resembles me,
Is tall, chubby, or short…
That is not a big concern now,
It is entirely a different story,
So we need a big freezer,
- Big size? - Yes,
This one is large, Take it,
Check whether it works,
It is super cool but energy efficient,
Even I use it for napping,
It won't suffice,
- Really? - Yes,
What won't suffice?
Place the head on that side, not here,
He has a big pot belly, It won't be enough,
- Is it that big? - Yes,
Will that box be enough?
But both sizes are the same,
- We take that, - A perfect one!
That one?
Sorry, it belongs to another store,
Fine, we will go to that store,
- Sir, it is very costly, - How much?
Whatever the amount, my brother will settle,
- Give it, - The rent is 12,000 rupees,
- Okay, deal, - Where are you from?
- Orathanaadu, - Give me your address,
Watch out,
Hey,
Who is disturbing my dreams with my Suguna? Be careful,
Go in, go,
Follow me,
Hey,
There he comes,
What is protruding out there?
- What are you saying, Uncle? - Are you really asking that?
Can't you see that bulge?
One can die in any manner, but not like this,
If people get to know about this,
it will be a black mark for our honor,
They will line up to see this,
- Uncle, what are you talking about? - Really?
- That disgusting bulge over there, - Uncle!
Don't call your brother "disgusting",
Not my brother,
But the stuff that protrudes,
- Under the dhoti, - What is there?
Look at it,
- Brother, is anything visible to you? - What?
I see nothing odd,
Actually, there is nothing, Uncle,
Durai may be a drunkard, but he is honest,
Durai, can't you spot that?
Answer me,
- Yes, I can see, - That's it, my boy,
I can see Dad!
You are worse than your brother,
Stop joking, Uncle,
- Dear, can you see what he says? - No, Nothing,
- Do you see anything? - No,
How can you ask this to women?
Ladies, don't look at it,
Move, You should not stand here,
Dear son, be strong and look there,
Just below his belly,
- They are legs! - Anything else!
Come closer,
- You drunkard! - Hey!
- What did he say? - What on earth is he explaining to her?
- That's gross what you said, Uncle, - Actually…
Now she is passing it to her,
Uncle! How can you speak awkwardly?
- I am speaking the truth, - Girls, can you tell me the secret?
Disgusting, Uncle,
- Why is she reacting oddly? - What is so disgusting, Aunt?
Is it a top secret to hiss like this?
- Gross! - Gross!
You are in an inebriated state, Uncle, You're imagining it,
You made me drink,
Though I'm a habitual boozer, I speak sanely,
- What do you think of me? - You are not speaking sensibly,
You are hallucinating
- and making up stories, - Am I cooking up?
I have a ray of hope,
She will tell the truth,
She is virtuous,
Sister-in-law,
you knew about the bulge very well!
Oh, God!
Is it clear now?
- What happened? - I wish you asked her first,
- I don't see anything, - You won't,
- I am drunk and too early to realize it, - Yes,
- You all continue mourning, - Shall I check once again?
- Keep crying, - I see it, he can't,
I'll tell you after sobering up,
How could I see and they couldn't?
I could, but they couldn't,
It's there but isn't there,
It is definitely bulged,
I'll booze more and handle you better,
Are you driving me nuts?
Why are we shifting him to the freezer?
- Mom, people are doubtful as he is seated, - Yes, son,
The situation may get out of hand,
Also, we can't take him to the cremation ground in this posture,
We can easily move him if we place him in this freezer,
You're right,
We'll be cremating him soon,
Won't they question the need for a freezer?
Yes,
- I'll answer later, - No, you better clarify now,
Else, I may confuse everyone,
Let us cover it with a sari and then discuss,
Sit,
I have no idea how we'll get out of this maze,
It's just a matter of a few hours, so don't worry,
- It will go well, - I hope so,
I failed as a son when he was alive,
It's time for my redemption,
What is this?
Should I cry because my brother died or because…
- no one will believe what I witnessed? - Greetings, How could this happen?
Come, brother, you are on time,
- Come, - Am I here for a movie show?
My beloved friend is resting in peace,
I want to tell you something,
- Brother, - Keep quiet,
Halasyam!
It's Subramani, Let's go for a walk,
We hoped you'd join us on the next bus,
But you have boarded one to heaven,
We will cremate him in a few hours,
why do we need a freezer?
Right question, bro,
- That's what I am asking, - Alright,
Are you expecting anyone from abroad?
Dad wanted to become a teacher,
- When? - Long ago,
He also wished to tour Kashmir on his annual leave,
We couldn't fulfill his wish,
So we are keeping him cool till the cremation,
Kashmir?
- He didn't share any such wishes with us, - Exactly!
- He told me, - Oh!
Not there, Look under the cover,
Don't leave, just stay back,
- How many do I need to tackle? - Can't you be normal?
- Bro! Wait, - He is following them,
Ask, brother,
There is a humongous secret underneath,
- Actually… - How can we ask them?
You must be tired, Let me get you tea or coffee,
- Son, what about you? Don't want it? - No,
Ask,
Dear, we were friends for four decades,
Why didn't he tell us about the Kashmir wish?
Key matters are better discussed with sons, not friends,
Then the freezer… It could be a key matter as well,
Your uncle has insisted that we get into the details,
He's having shivering issues, Proceed faster,
- He is hiding something, - Yes,
A TEARFUL TRIBUTE MR, K, HALASYAM AKA PERUSU
- Is that him? - Yes,
Take it easy,
You could have committed suicide after the thrashing,
You are fortunate that the old man died,
- We are getting late for the movie, - I am not coming,
Then?
What are you up to?
He might be dead, But I want to spoil his honor,
Are you going to remove his dhoti?
If you do, they will cremate us as well,
Just leave if you are scared,
I swear I will publicly strip him--
Oh, even you washed your face?
Stop glaring at me!
Two, please,
Sweet boy!
Where did you go? Brother was looking for you,
Let him look,
Uncle, Dad is no more,
I know that, He's dead and he's not coming back,
- Come inside with me, - Why make me go through that again?
I can see it, but you can't,
Then your mother will slap me,
- Let me be here, - No, You go inside,
- Come, Uncle, - Go inside,
- Move! - Let me go,
- Let's go in, - Listen to me, Let me go,
Oh, God!
Ladies, please bring his wife to the backyard,
We have to do the rituals,
Come on, Auntie,
Auntie,
Get up, carefully,
Get up, sister,
- Auntie! - Don't hurt yourself, please,
- Oh, God! - Come, sister,
Auntie,
They cry but no one is leaving,
Brother!
Watch your brother,
All of you leave,
Do the rituals properly,
It's time to find the truth,
- Come, - Yes?
You ridiculed me earlier as I was drunk,
I am not drunk now and I see it clearly,
- It must be his mustache, - Is it a mustache to you?
Don't ruin my work, I've no time for this,
- Aren't you ashamed of this? - This? Hey…
Come here,
Are you running away from the truth?
Tell me, now,
- What are you talking about? - Stop joking,
I saw something poking out of my brother,
You've covered it with a sari,
Uncle! I thought you were drunk and blabbering,
Only a pervert asks such a question to a man,
- It is disgusting even to imagine, - For me as well,
You are disgusting,
Isn't it a morning wood?
- Confirm! You have pervert disorder, - What?
The disorder makes you see things like a pervert,
- Do I have a pervert disorder? - Yes,
You might see the same thing over there,
Exactly,
- It is standing like a pole, - You are a gone case,
My God, you are trying to lift my clothes up!
No idea where he hid the tablet,
Where could it be?
- Let's search everywhere, - Sure,
- Don't get caught, It will be a shame, - Yes,
Go,
Hey,
- Search in that room, - Okay,
Such a useless friend to find the tablet!
- Why a freezer is here? - That's the question to ask,
Greetings,
- Uncle, I will clarify, - Okay,
He had a wish to settle in Ooty as a teacher, But he could not,
- Am I correct, Uncle? - No idea,
Not Ooty!
He had a wish to join the army in Kashmir,
He lies!
Complete the story, son,
Actually, what do you want to know?
- I want to know… - Got it, got it,
You are asking about covering with this sari,
I was telling about his Kashmir and military wish, right?
If he had become an army officer,
he would be honored with the National flag,
He didn't join the army,
so here is a sari instead of a flag,
- It was his wish, Understood? - Got it?
- No, Make it clear, - Didn't get it?
- I will tell, sir, - A Kodaikanal story? Leave it,
Ask a few more details, sir,
Yesterday, they made him sit, Now he is laid down,
That too in a freezer box,
Something is fishy,
- It was his last wish, - Sir, please come here,
- What is this last wish? - What happened?
Something is not right, Can't you see?
He's drunk and spouting nonsense,
He is an alcoholic,
Okay, he is drunk, But why does the whole family blabber?
I'm sure they are hiding something,
I visited their house thrice since last morning,
Nobody shared a word about his death,
Not informing is okay,
But they were not grieving,
They were casual with their routines,
Have you seen anybody seating a corpse?
When I asked, they cooked up a last wish, teacher story,
Teacher? But he said army to me,
Whatever, that is not the concern here,
They have covered the freezer with a sari,
That is also to fulfill his last wish to visit Ooty…
Ooty or Kashmir?
Stop this, sir,
There is a mystery in this,
Soon, they will bury the mystery along with the corpse,
- We cremate in our community, - You're not getting me,
I will reveal the truth in a few moments,
Please arrange for a postmortem,
Why a postmaster?
God! I pray for more deaths and more orders for morgue freezers,
- I want to be successful quickly, - Is it this shop? Go and get it,
- Go, - Sir,
- Sir, what is the issue? - Brother,
- Speak up, - Where is the freezer that I gave you?
- What are you asking for it? - Just tell me where it is,
One of the customers took it to Orathanaadu,
- Why? - What are you saying?
Are you both kidding me?
What is his share in the gold chain?
What chain, sir?
Stop acting!
Don't you know it? Scoundrel,
He had snatched a corpse's gold chain,
And hid it in that freezer,
Sir, I have no idea about the chain,
- Tell him, - Enough of this,
Let's go to the customer's house,
Sir, please consider,
It'll spoil my reputation to go to the funeral with the police,
I suggest a better idea,
Lock and seal his shop, Keep the keys with you,
- Give the keys if he hands over the chain, - You…
Sounds fair,
You lock the shop and give the keys,
- Give the chain and collect your keys, - Sir, please,
- I'm an innocent, sir, - Come,
- Brother, come, - Go,
- Hey! Give me the keys, - Have it, sir,
- Let's go - Sure, sir,
Dude, Let's not do this,
- We'll be in trouble if caught, - I will strip him of his dhoti,
- Retreat if you are scared, - Don't do this,
- Dude! - Uncle, my darling!
How could you leave me, darling?
- You left me in solitude, darling, - Who is this?
- Darling? - Won't you come back again?
She got into the wrong house, I guess,
She fondly calls him "darling", How can she be wrong?
- Good morning, ma'am, - He lived like a proud lion,
How can you cage him in this box?
- Who is she, sister? - No clue at all,
- Get up, - Take him out of this,
Can somebody take this box off him?
Can't you hear her demand? Open the freezer,
Let her see him properly,
- I'll do as well, - You promised
but failed to come home yesterday,
- Sami, who is she? - Don't lock him inside like this,
- Don't know, Mom, - Please open,
- Greetings, - Please take him out,
Any guesses about her?
- Father's relative? - I know no one like her,
In that case, I would have known her,
- Who are you? - Take him out,
Will see to it,
Oh, God!
Let me recollect, I have seen her before,
- With our uncle? - Don't create a new issue,
- Understood? - Just guessed,
- Stay quiet, - Even I don't know her,
Hey, who is she?
No clue,
Ask her,
Say something, darling,
Say, "Ooh,"
Or say, "Ooh, ooh,"
Hey!
You loved calling me Vanitha, honey,
Now, what nonsense is this?
- We will ask, - Who is she?
- Vanitha? - You promised but failed
to come home yesterday,
- You made me meet at your funeral, - Open this, Let me see,
Sir…
- Hi, buddy, - Who is he?
Brother's friend,
What a friend!
- Hey… - Don't know,
- Come out, we shall discuss, - Please move,
- Hey, why are you pushing me? - Go,
Are you okay, friend?
Did you bring this lady here?
She was asking the way to Uncle Halasyam's house,
As I knew the address, I brought her here,
Dad's uncle's home is on the next street,
- Who is she? - My customer, that's all I know,
- Customer? - I mean passenger,
I don't know her details,
Why are you board strangers in your auto?
- It's not safe, - Shall check-in them with a passport?
Correct,
Why is she calling your dad "Darling, uncle"?
Because she can't call him "Auntie",
So she calls him "Uncle"
Will you drink?
You're high I guess,
- Uncle! - Yes, Samikannu,
I am sure, you know her,
How is she related to my father?
Her name is Vanithamani,
She is from Peravoorani,
Why she calls him "Darling"?
What are you doing here?
I heard someone call me,
Is your name Vanithamani as well?
Oh, Vanithamani, Is that her name?
Not sure "O" is her initial,
But her name is Vanithamani,
She seems like a fraud,
I agree with you,
Not this lady,
I'm talking about Vanithamani,
As far as I know, my father had no such affairs,
Samikannu, a father can't discuss everything with his sons,
They have friends to discuss certain matters,
Getting it?
They are not letting me hug you
- and mourn, darling, - Look at how she's feeling,
Sundari!
Don't hug me, Hug your husband and cry,
Where are you going?
She is sobbing and nobody bothers,
Let me console her,
- Open this! - You may also cry,
Excuse me, lady,
Whatever drama you do, they won't open the freezer,
So, I will help you with this,
- But I need a favor from you, - Okay,
You just remove the sari,
Everything will be exposed, Then you see… Oh, my God!
That's a knock-out punch!
So your disorder intensified?
- What disorder? - The is no disorder!
- Take him away, - You are gone,
Now some scoundrel is trying his luck on me,
- Leave this place, - I will not go, without the truth,
Uncle, your disorder is worsened,
Better leave, or the people
- will banish you, - A disorder? Me?
Yes, you are sick, Leave,
- Get lost, - Get lost, Useless!
What is that strange disorder?
He got to know my father's issue,
So we tagged him as a madman with a disorder and chased him out,
I also know his father's issue,
Will you tag me as a madman like that?
You don't need any such tag to be a madman,
You are a legend,
Hope you not making me a laughing stock,
Kandhasamy asked for the land,
- But I refused, - Why?
- We can close if we get a good deal, - That's also right,
The crematorium vehicle is here,
It is not that vehicle, old man,
All of you sit down,
- Why is everyone leaving? - They are confusing us,
Hey, Where are you barging in?
- Sir, listen to me, - Whatever, let us discuss it outside,
Continue crying, grannies,
We're dodging it by mere inches,
Is this the crematorium vehicle?
Why it is not decorated?
Step aside, Or we will send you in a decorated vehicle,
Brother, you reached here at the right time,
You gave the freezer in an auspicious time,
We are bombarded with issues,
- Come in, you can have lunch, - Brother,
- Consider I am pleading on my knees… - Wait, let me check you are not a ghost,
You are a human, Now you can continue pleading,
We have a minor problem brother,
I dispatched the wrong freezer to you,
Can we exchange it for a replacement?
Is it an online product, to return and replace at your will?
It is a dead body freezer,
- Any idea what is there in it? - Do you know?
Why did we give 12000 rupees? We have a reason to do so,
You tricksters! So you've planned and lifted the freezer,
No, we planned only after it had lifted up,
- Does he booze in barrels? - He keeps no count,
I also drink occasionally,
- Hold my hand, - Forget that,
If I don't return the freezer in an hour, I will be in big trouble,
Since morning, we have been struggling to stop people from opening the box,
We can't change it as you say,
It is not a boxer to change at will,
Ask,
- Please, brother, Just allow me to… - We will not allow you to touch the box,
How could I wait till you take the corpse?
We have been waiting since the thing had taken off,
- Let him wait, buddy, - If they took off the body…
- Who is in the box? - Your granny,
They are hiding something big,
- Here I come, - Any info about the drama queen?
That's not our concern,
She may create any property dispute,
Advise your husband to get rid of her,
- I said do it now, - I'll do,
- Go, - Such an adamant mom,
Rani, who is Karambayam farm's heir? Check with your husband,
- Go and ask, - Wait,
Ask her how she is related,
Ask her,
Excuse me, Did you arrive in a rickshaw?
- What's wrong with him? - What are you asking?
Actually, you are calling my father a darling…
How am I related to you?
You shut up, bro! Who are you, lady?
Come out, we have to talk,
Come out I say,
Are you listening to it, darling?
Your son is ordering me to get out,
You had not agreed to marry me officially,
I did ask your silver waist chain, to make a nuptial chain for me,
- You conniving… How dare you? - Mom,
- Who the hell are you? - Mom!
What rights do you have to touch his waist chain?
How can you let her say all this?
- Kick her out of my home, - Wait, Mom, Let me ask,
- Wait, Mom, - Will I let you kick me out?
You can't even tell whether his waist chain is made of gold or silver,
You knew nothing, So he sought after me,
Watch your words!
He is a faithful husband,
He always maintained distance from women,
You will rot in hell for your lies,
You ignorant oldie,
Come and inquire in "Theradi Street",
You have no idea how many nights your husband had spent with me,
- Shut up! - Yes, I picked her up
from the same street,
I'm gonna grab you by the hair and kick you out,
- Oh, no, sister! - My box!
- Let me go, - Shut up,
Are you fighting in the middle of a funeral?
Stop fighting,
Be careful with my box,
Go out and fight,
I will kill you with my bare hands,
Who the hell are you?
- Oh, God! Come, sister, - Here to cause disgrace to my family,
- Be careful with my box, - I won't spare you today,
- My husband is a gem, Come, sister,
- Kick her out! - Who are you abusing?
- I will kill you, - Come,
Come and face me, Why are you hiding?
- Come here, - If you seek my curse,
God will punish you,
- Ma'am, listen, Calm down, - Come here,
- Leave me! Move away, - Careful with my box,
Why are you falling on me?
The old man's reputation is being tarnished,
Buddy, I am jealous of him,
Hey, listen to me,
Peravoorani lady!
I'm aware of your plans,
Karambayam Farms belongs to my husband, So don't plan for it,
You will be in trouble, then,
Wait a minute, is your husband the sole heir to the farm?
We have equal rights to claim the share,
Do we have a farm in Karambayam?
Talk sensibly,
Look here,
My son-in-law toils and takes care of the family,
This drunkard has no sense of day and night,
You are crossing your line,
And this boozer wants a share,
How dare you call my son-in-law a drunkard?
I will not be a bystander if you speak about him,
Yes,
Can't I tell about your son-in-law?
The whole school knew about his escapades with the science teacher,
Who is this science teacher?
- What's happening? - You answer me first,
This is not at all a serious issue,
No this is a serious one,
You cooked up a teacher story to seat your father,
Then his mistress turned up,
Now your affair with a teacher is exposed,
What else are you all hiding?
Is he a teacher?
- Not an army man? - Uncle!
Sir, earlier they lied that he wished to be a policeman like me,
- Stop believing them, sir, - Rightly asked,
- I know, man, - That's right,
If we remove this cloth, everything will be cleared,
- I doubt the pill, - What?
I mean I doubt they won't spill the beans,
They are fooling us, No doubt,
So there is an affair as well,
Again a science teacher?
I think brother is more inclined toward science teachers,
We should check his science scores,
Listen to me, gentlemen,
It is in their genetics to have a mistress,
- What evidence do you want than this? - She has a point,
- Let me go, I will deal with her, - Shut up, Auntie,
My son's mistress is an educated teacher,
They are talking baseless and you are validating it,
Shut up!
My husband would never stoop so low
- to choose a cheap woman like you, - Mom,
Is that why you bargained for a cheap fare?
- Pay me first, Cash or via phone, - You pinhead!
Gentlemen!
She barged into my home and is tarnishing our family,
And you are being mere spectators,
Me?!
It's you and your daughter-in-laws that are dirty,
Keep your cat-fight with my auntie,
Don't involve us in this,
A nameless cheap woman is throwing cuss words at your wife,
- You are standing as a spineless, - Ask him,
Kick her out,
Cool, in a way she is like my stepmother,
I am your stepmother, I will not forgo my position,
- Is this cheap woman your stepmother? - It was a slip of the tongue,
- Wait, I'll show who I am, - Shut up!
Hey! Why are you going there, sister?
Why are you intruding?
I know you are a showpiece,
- Show me! Come on! - What's that sound?
Control yourself, sister, We must change our focus,
I can hear a song,
VANITHAMANI
It's Vanithamani,
He is caught red-handed,
Uncle!
Durai…
Hey, this is the right time,
- Let me remove the covering cloth, - Hey, No, dude,
One should die great like your father, Awesome!
- Yes, - This is important right now, right?
Sir, ask her what does she want?
We cannot accept the ringtone as evidence,
You claim to be Halasyam's mistress,
Where is the proof for it?
You need proof?
I will show a piece of exclusive evidence,
My darling has a grape-sized mole
- on his inner thigh, - What?
- You can check if it is there or not! - Don't know,
Oh, God!
If it is not there, you can oust me from this house right away,
Auntie, how can we check?
That's a masterstroke,
Why are you speechless?
This girl has made a valid claim,
Is she a girl for you?
Ameen, stop making poor jokes,
A big joke is being hidden in this freezer,
You raised a question on his thigh,
I have a bigger question than that, We both will get the answers,
- So I support you, - Yes, I am also supporting you,
- Open this freezer, - Open,
Since yesterday, I too have doubts over this, Open the box,
- Yes, Tell them to open it, - Yes, you must open the freezer,
Hey, who are you?
- Son, - We're guests,
- Dude, - Uninvited guests!
But he asks for the right thing, Open the box,
- Open the box, - Open it,
- Who are you? Tell me, - Hey…
- Open if you can, I will not let anyone, - Doesn't matter, Open it,
I challenge you,
Ma'am, I can open it,
- You can't open it, - All of you, Shut up!
I know in and out of my father,
We need not prove anything,
I will not open this freezer,
- Move away! - How can you say so?
- You all open it, - What he says is right,
Get up, everyone,
No one should touch the corpse,
First of all, you get out of our house,
- You've crossed your limit, - How dare you touch me!
- Don't spare her, - Let her go,
A son is fighting for his father, why are you trying to stop it?
She is my passenger and my responsibility,
- Have you lost it? - Hey, what's your problem kid?
Durai!
Listen to me,
Uncle, you move out of the way,
Careful with my box,
How dare you touch me?
- Oh, God! - Leave,
Oh, God!
- Move, Oh, you saw it? - Look! Here is the mole,
- Right! - Let me see,
Where is that thing?
Didn't I say? Here is the mole,
Yes, it is there,
- It is, - Oh, stepmother,
I love you,
Mom, you must see this,
- Can you see it, Mom? - Yes, son,
- Look! Can you see it? - Yes,
- Can you see, Auntie?
- I can see, - See,
- Yes, the mole is there, - Somehow it is flat,
- See, Mom, - It's not Niagara Falls! Why stare?
- What about you? - Yes, we can see,
- Yes, we can,
- Yes, we can see, - See?
- Take a closer look, - The mole is there, but…
- Sir, look, It is there, - But what I saw is missing,
- Ameen, are you seeing it? - Yes,
- Yes, I can see, - Yes,
- Why are they laughing? - Sorry, can't say,
Sister Kamala, You also look at it,
We managed to save our honor,
Look at the mole!
- Let it be, But the bulge is missing, - What is missing?
- Can you see it? - The other thing is missing,
- Look for it, - Can you see it? Take a look,
Sami, it is fine now, I can't believe it,
Yes,
Hey, you as well, Check this,
- Morgue-man! Look! - Yes,
I'll return the box tomorrow,
Everyone, look!
God!
You redeemed my family from shame,
Embarking on a journey
In search of God
I longed to see one
Beyond flesh and blood
You are in my soul
I see God in you, Father
Clouds may gloom over
My hopes may disappear
You're my rain of life forever
When I am in pain
You always comfort me
Like another mother
If reincarnation is an option I'll wait for you
To have you as my son
I'll always carry your words
For an infinite number of days
We all are nothing but
Sometimes a few arguments
When the inevitability struck
- I'm missing you to the end of skies - Lift it,
- We all are nothing but - Don't leave me alone,
- Fruits of love - Oh, dear, Don't leave,
Wish you were here
When I reflect on life now
No one is eternal
Wait for me, Dad…
Somehow, we did it,
If the matter had leaked, I can't imagine the consequences,
Your place is empty forever
It's a fact, moreover…
You may go,
Death can never set us apart
I'm totally what you imparted
We all are nothing but
Sometimes, a few arguments
Father…
one should live as great as you did, man,
I'm missing you to the end of the skies
We all are nothing but
Fruits of love
One should die as great as you did,
He is no more, yet you're still furious with him,
- Yes, why? - I was not the peeping tom,
Aren't you ashamed to watch women bathing?
You are the so-called elders!
Kid, we're waiting for our turn to bathe once they're done,
So we're just checking on them,
- Go, - Get lost,
He caught us red-handed,
He spoke to me on the phone yesterday,
He talks to me every night,
He talked longer than usual yesterday morning,
He was a little naughty,
I was waiting for him,
What is he searching for?
What are you looking for?
Any idea where your dad kept his diabetes pills?
He is too innocent to be aware of his father's affair,
and you're asking him about diabetes pills!
Get lost,
Was she my father's mistress?
Look how innocent he is!
Get lost!
Here are the pills!
One is missing,
So, that's the root cause!
If anyone finds out, it will be the end of our episode,
- Yes, - No one should see it,
- Keep it safe, - Why in my pocket?
Just do as I say,
Dude, one should die as great as he did,
No! One should live as great as he did,
Awesome!