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[Upbeat music enters]
♪ Master of the signal Sick of money ♪
♪ His sidekick He's an errand boy ♪
♪ Master of the signal Sick of money ♪
♪ His sidekick He's an errand boy ♪
[The upbeat music continues]
♪ errand boy ♪
[Erdal] Where have you been, Hayri? What time is it, huh?
The teacher is waiting for you,
Month!
Let me kiss you like this,
I was tearing my life apart to make your dreams come true, rose of roses,
- What are you doing girl? - [Erdal] Well?
Your hands are empty, your ass is wet again?
A dream does not come true through magic, Ms, Erdal,
It takes blood, sweat, determination and hard work,
- I only smell sweat, Hayri, - Oh, look at the wife,
You are just such a heartbreaking person, As my wife, I want you to know,
[Hayri] The return of the nation does not end,
Some people returned it without even making a purchase,
Some people shop to return it,
We can't enter houses because of return visits, my mother,
Always an excuse,
My dear, excuses are like an ass, Everyone thinks they are the most beautiful,
To whom am I telling my troubles?
Oh my, what big troubles you have,
[Hayri] Trouble is like a dick, Ms, Erdal, I wanted you to know,
- Everyone thinks they are the greatest, - Oh, I don't know?
- Why was the teacher calling? - I don't know,
[Hayri] He will congratulate you, My lion sons,
[Hayri] I am proud of them,
What are you looking at in the mirror like that? You don't have any hair on your head,
Oh my God, what are these, broom handles? Why are you laughing?
Let me find the money, I will have it added immediately,
Add to add, You can only get a hair transplant anyway,
Huh!
- Come on, let me poke around a little, - Oh,
[Erdal] Just relax, relax,
- [Hayri] What did you do? - Oh, but I'll start in your basin!
- You filled the house with the idea of ​​opening a shop, Hayri! - Let me get this loan and I will open the shop,
- Who will give you a loan? - Think about it, Hayri AVM,
One million! One million!
[Erdal chuckles]
[Erdal] Well, Is there a shopping mall called Hayri AVM?
At least name your wife,
If you love God, can there be a shopping mall called Erdal?
Why? Donna Caranina becomes Coco Chanel, why not Erdal?
Damn, are Coco and Erdal the same, for God's sake?
They think you are my husband, They will stone us,
Besides, we don't need to put Erdal through this just because your grandfather appointed him, my dear,
Okay, okay,
What if you named your bright-faced children?
You want the shop to close as soon as it opened,
These are heaven, Show your hand to your father,
- Dad, please name me, - Go on, Murtaza, if you love God,
Come on my dear, You wait for me in the car,
I have two minutes to do, son, I'm coming,
- Come back here for two minutes,,
, - Good, rest easy, Good, rest easy, - [Erdal] I swear… - Okay, wait girl!
Hayri!
[Upbeat music enters]
- [Hayri] How are the lessons going? - It's going well, dad,
Well done my lion sons, Let me see if you have any pocket money?
- Yes, dad, my mother gave it to me, - Well done,
- How much did he give? - 50 lira each,
- 50? - Isn't it a little, dad?
A lot, What will you do with 50 liras, son?
- Give me this 50 lira, - Okay, dad, here you go,
You eat that 50 lira with your brother, okay son?
Where are we going? The school is not this way,
We will stop by the bank, We have work to do in two minutes, we'll go from there,
- Again, dad? - My son!
[They giggle]
- Minus 100, - What minus 100?
- Your credit score, - How come, does that happen?
[Flood] It doesn't normally happen, but yours is exactly like this,
Now sir, a dream does not come true through magic,
- Blood, sweat, determination and… - It takes hard work, right?
[Hayri] Thanks to your bank, hopefully,
We will be one of Türkiye's leading industrialists, God willing,
[Flood] It's not happening, sir,
I hope it will be with another bank, we cannot give it,
- Don't do it, - Look, Mr, Hayri,
We are credit… [Hayri] For the sake of these children, For God's sake, see…
[Hayri] They are shivering from hunger and thirst,
- Mr, Hayri, please… - Don't eat your shoes, son,
[Hayri] Let your uncle give you the loan, you gnaw on the new one,
Mr, Hayri, could you please take your family and go?
There are memories of all those years, Just give me 10 cards and fuck it,
[Tufan] What are you saying, Hayri? Nope, nope, We don't give, we can't give,
You're doing this because I beat you a lot in primary school, right?
Hayri, can you come out please?
Because I stole your shoes in high school, right?
- Don't drive a fuck man crazy! - I'll put in
all the money you give me, don't get me wrong,
Ball Flood!
We know why he grew that moustache, honey-lipped Flood,
- [Hayri makes effeminate sounds] - What a fuck,,,
Nothing,,,
[Hayri] Come on, come on,,,
[Hayri] Peace be upon you, Veysel, what are you doing, dear?
Sullen pimp,
Look son, Now watch carefully, okay?
Istanbul, day 1, Monday, 1st leg, Karabuz,
- What's going on, son? - Dad, play Karabuz, Fairpool,
- What a Fairpool, my son, Karabuz, -Fairpool, fairpool Shit, do you understand horse racing? Gee,
Excitement is at its peak,
The final stretch with Karabuz and Fairpool jockeys…
Karabuz,
Assalamu alaikum brother Haluk, How are you? How is my aunt?
- Did he recover from surgery? - It turned out, good,
Get well soon bro,
- Can you deposit this? - Dad, please put this down too,
- [Hayri] Oh, money, - Oh dad,
Dude, add this too,
[Hayri] Don't talk!
You will make a 50 lira coupon, You will rule horses worth millions,
- Is it possible? - [Murtaza] You made it for 100 liras,
What will change?
Horses know who to respect, my son,
See you later, Come out son, come out,
Get out! Come on,
An incredible fight on the final straight,
It is rapidly approaching Fairpool and Karabuz falls to second place,
What a thrill!
Go, go, go!
[Hayri] Let me see, son, Come on, don't shake, let me see,
- You don't smoke, do you? - No, dad,
- What cigarette? - Well done to my lion son,
[Hayri] Well, we didn't expect it at all either, Ms, Hodja, to be honest,
We are proud of our children, thank you very much,
Of course, I would like to hear your praises,
Praise? From me?
Disgrace!
- Disgrace, - How?
In all my years of education, I have never
seen children as contrary as your children,
Interrupting the conversation without raising
one's hand, arguing with other children in the class,,,
Sir, your children come to school without doing homework,
Even though there is a three-year age difference between your children, they go to the same class,
- [teacher] To the same class! - Masallah,
I say because they stayed, I mean kids,
There is a three year age difference between them and they go to the same class,
The other one is three years older,,,
I was proud of my children,
- Are you proud? - Yes,
[teacher] They're not just being lazy, they're selling cigarettes,
- Oh, Which one? - Murtaza!
Here, go ahead,
Don't let the teachers see you, go ahead,
How? He told me I don't drink,
I didn't say he was drinking, I said he was a seller,
- Nice, business acumen, - I don't understand?
No, look and see, The bastard is crying because he doesn't have money,
- Sir, I guess you don't understand me, - Can I not understand, sir?
So let me go home, I will pull his ears,
He also plays horse racing at school, Throw, throw!
- How? - [teacher] How?
He took the kids into his head,
He took it there, to the ganyan dealer, aged under 18 or…
- Invest in this, - Son, is that a horse?
He paid tribute to someone, He got his job done, there,,,
- This is little, - We'll fix it next time, bro,
- …playing horse racing, - My lion,
- What? - Only my children have this head,
- Sir? - Sir? What do you mean sir?
You threw all the shit at our children, but these chips are not guilty at all?
It's always because of the chips,
For example, let's go now, What does it say in Japan?
Those who don't know their past cannot determine their future,
[Hayri] Am I right? I am correct,
What do the British say? You will produce to live,
What do the Germans say? Living is a matter of discipline,
Look at ours,
Look at horse Ali,
What is the result? Ali Ganyan does not leave his dealer,
Give up! It's unbelievable,
Of course you can't believe it,
[child] Uncle! Uncle! Throw the ball!
Here you go, son, Take it,
[child] Oh! What have you done?
[fairytale sound effect enters]
Oh my God, did I die and come to heaven?
[nurse] You're doing just fine, You have experienced a minor trauma,
- Now I will ask a few questions, Your name? - I swear I don't know,
I was just born, They didn't say,
I will measure your blood pressure now,
[imitates bird] Cute bird! Daddy, daddy, daddy, my love,
Your blood pressure is fine,
Only your pulse is a little high,
- Do you live here? - [nurse] Get well soon,
How long are you going?
Cute bird, daddy, daddy,
[Big Head] The love butterflies won't rise until the budgies come down to the field,
I don't understand
[Big Head] If plums are salted in season, there will be no shortage of food,
Is it plum?
[Big Head] The drums are playing our song, Sıtkı, can't you hear it?
-What song bro? - I say password, brother, password,
What password?
I fell victim to a treacherous ambush, They shot him from the heel,
[Big Head] Otherwise I would have gone myself,
Here you go, the address of the deposit is written here,
- What kind of trust? - Aren't you an errand boy?
[Big Head] Here, take this,
[Big Head] I will give you more when I hand over the trust,
[money counting effect]
Fuck your mother!
[safe opening sound]
Oh my God, I don't want to follow the devil, but I really like the ideas of the faggot,
- I'm your errand boy, - I'll wear it around my neck, brother,
- How? - I say wrap it around my neck,
Astagfurullah, my precious elder,
I'll put yours around my neck, What will we do with the trust?
[Big Head] Go to that address first, The trust is there,
Say hello to Big Head,
- Take the deposit, - Ok,
Friends will tell you where to lead,
Shouldn't I take it? As long as you want it,
I'll eat your balls,
Astagfurullah, my precious elder, I'll eat your balls,
Thank you, thank you brother,
This kindness you have done is of great value to me,
- Forgive your rights, - Well done,
- Forgive me, - Well done brother,
[Hayri] Hello, Assalamu alaikum, my manager, How are you?
God bless you, My God… Let's say it's good, let it be good,
[Hayri] So, frankly, we are not very good,
Manager, last night our mother-in-law, May God have mercy on us, we lost,
We are so sad, I have to bury him,
Well, get permission…
God bless you, I wonder if I can go by car?
Sure, sure, What does Astagfurullah mean?
No, like my eyes, of course,
I hope God gives you the life he received from him,
I kiss your hands, Thank you,
Don't talk, whistle!
[sudden brake noise]
Why are you hitting me, brother!
Well, I didn't hit you, I stopped to pick you up,
You jumped in front of the car,
Why are you taking me? Why would I jump in front of the car?
For aught I know? So you're a maniac!
You will hit me, but I will be the crazy one, right?
- You're definitely high, bro! - No bro, I quit,
I haven't used it for a long time, You know it doesn't work?
Now you were hitchhiking under the sun,
We also took pity, We said don't let your brain melt, this is it,
Who are you that you pity me? Fuck you!
Gee, I wasn't hitchhiking there or anything,
I was waiting for the bus,
Ungrateful, ungrateful, You ungrateful dog!
Damn, I swear, You know, if the Olympics were held
for this ungratefulness, you would get all the medals,,,
This is how it works, you know? Don't have pity on the orphan, he will put it in his ass,
Here, the screen on this one is broken too! What will I do now without my phone?
- Did I do it? - Of course you did it!
- Put me down! - Don't shout, open your throat,,,
Take me down here quickly! I'll hit you with an ice cube tray!
Get off!
- Fuck! - You fuck!
[both] Oh fuck!
[both] Fuck!
- Come on from there! Go away! - Fuck! Come on!
Brother, what will I say?
I had my bag, what happened? - Is there?
- Wasn't there? I swear, I have never seen a bag of mantas, bro,
Here you go bro,
Love butterflies do not rise until the budgies descend to the field,
If plums are salted in season, you will never get enough of them,
Brother, I gave the address of the deposit to my friend,
What kind of friend, uncle? Huh?
Someone came, One of you, So I gave him the address,
Are you eating us, huh? Are you eating us? Speak like a man,
Astaghfirullah, I ate your balls, What to eat?
You can't eat my balls,
- Astagfurullah my brother, out of love, - I don't love you,
Now tell me, to which friend did you give this trust and where is the address?
- He went to the address, - [man] Uncle, which friend is coming?
Brother Bülent asks where the address is,
I wear the address around my neck,
Speech! Don't talk! You're making the guy angry too!
[silenced gunshot]
Why did you shoot the man? She was still going to eat my balls,
Brother Bülent treated you unfairly, So I punished him,
- Did I make a mistake? - You made a mistake, baby,
But after all, you are just an idiot who has completed his evolution,
- Thank you, brother Bülent, - Take the phone and look,
He is ignorant and did not write a password,
Brother Bülent, the address is here,
Good for you,
remembering you
It gave birth to a time of remorse,
What do you mean, it's time for relaxation?
Ask your father, child,
I won't tell you everything, Continue,
No!
My identity was everything in mime! What will I do now?
Oh brother, calm down, Why are you so stressed?
- What do you mean I was so stressed? - Oh wait,,,
Where will you go? Just tell me that,
- Bursa! - Okay, I will go to Bursa too,
Let me take you to Bursa,
You'll find a solution there, Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Oh wait, son, you can't have children, Don't stress so much,
- A lot of work,,, - [Hayri] Oh, you get in!
[Hayri] Oh God, brother, the human condition, Wear your belt,
[Hayri] Did I know you from somewhere?
What do I know? No,
- How will you know? - Was your name Altan?
- No bro, my name is Serkan, - Serkan?
Have you ever been in the dice business like this? Like this, şeş-five, dü-five,
No I didn't, I don't understand what you are after,
I mean, I'm making a comparison,
So… They say that people were created in pairs,
So you look like a friend,,,
What will you do in Bursa?
- I'm going to ask for a girl, - Oh, at this age?
I'm not going to get circumcised, I'm going to ask for a girl, what's wrong with my age?
No, What didn't you understand until this age?
What can you understand after this age,,,
Would you like some advice from your brother Hayri?
I would like,
Marriage,
We got married, what happened bro? There is no hair left on my head,
I swear to God, look, But I will add it,
Not much though, I can only add these places, Isn't it?
I'll fill these in, A little bit towards here,
Oh, look, the phone,
The meaning of my life,
Sir Erdal?
Well, no matter what, I'm in the hospital,
They put me on a respirator and I'm lying down,
Why will it happen? That's because I can't breathe without you,
No, no, I'm on the road with a friend now, I'll call you later, okay?
[Hayri] I'm not available, Okay, let's kiss, bye,
- My girlfriend, - Erdal?
That's my girlfriend,
I am very sick of him,
- I'm very handsome, aren't I? - Of course, my dear, you are handsome,
- Huh? - You are handsome,
- You are very handsome, brother, - From where?
Ha?
It gives me morale,
You are very handsome, brother,
Say it again,
Brother, you are very handsome,
Thank you, dear, You're not bad either,
Thanks bro,
It won't be a problem if we stop here for two minutes, right?
No, If not, why are we standing here? What will we do here?
- What's going on, what are you doing? - None,
What are you doing?
- Wait a minute, I have something to do,,, - What are you doing?
[Hayri] Wait a minute, brother,
[Serkan] What are you doing, brother? What are you doing?
That…
These are my work pants,,,
- [Serkan] Well? - [Hayri] Okay, wait a minute,
What are you doing? What's happening?
- Let me change this, - Why?
- Can I change it? - Why are you changing it?
- Can I remove it? - Brother?
- Wait a second, - Don't do it,
- Two minutes, - What are you doing?
- What's happening? - [Hayri] Change this one,
- Brother, - Wait a second,
- [Hayri] Can you come forward a little? - [Serkan] What's going on?
- That way, Towards this side, - [Serkan] Which way?
- Move forward a little, - Let me go to the front,
- [Hayri] Slow down, this way, - Ok,
- Which way? - I took this out here,
- [Hayri] Let me move this way while I'm putting it on, - Ok,
- Huh? - Huh?
- What happened? - What are you doing?
What are you doing here now?
- [Hayri] Now get off from outside, wait a minute,,, - Hop!
[Hayri] What? What happened?
What are you doing bro? Hop!
- [Hayri] I can't wear it, - [Serkan] Whoops!
I have something to do here for two minutes, I will come with a trust,
- No problem, right? - No, it won't disappear,
Go downstairs as soon as possible,
[Ata Demirer "Is He Bored" song starts]
Hayri me!
♪ The heart knows its job He is a servant even if he forgets ♪
♪ Live as you wish In this three-day world ♪
♪ Did it bother you, did it bother you? ♪
[Woman] Hello,
- Peace be upon you, - Or are you the monster I'm looking for?
- What? - I say monster,
- A car? - Monster, monster,
I don't understand at all, I don't understand,
I say monster, I say monster,
Monster!
Anamur?
Oh, Anamur!
- Do you like bananas? Banana, - Banana?
Damn son, are you a consanguineous marriage or something? What are you?
- How? - Necmi! Necmi!
I don't understand, I don't understand,
Can't we have some drinks?
Alcohol spoils me,
It doesn't break me,
[Ata Demirer continues "Is He Bored?]
Enjoy your meal,
May it be more,
Where is this guy?
Psychopath,
Come, my dear, come,
Mashallah, you are like a horse,
Oh my goodness, you shot it beautifully, Where were you, where were you?
[man] You are beautiful too, Come on, don't be offended,
[Hayri] You are shaking so beautifully, What are you doing?
[Hayri] If you had given me permission in the beginning, I would have liked you too,
I'm so sorry, Good luck,
Oh, bro!
- My Serkan, welcome, - [Serkan] Welcome,
- Come on, - [Hayri] Brother, How are you?
Come on, play!
- Thank, - Play!
- I don't play, - Have you met my wife?
- With your wife? - [Hayri] What was your name?
[Hayri] Girl, play!
Well, I hate sleeping men,
A man gets up in the morning and leaves,
He comes on weekends and takes care of his house, Isn't it but…
- Beautiful, - Cheers then,
Let it hurt, Beautiful,
[Serkan] Let's go, bro,
[Hayri] Come on, play with my brother,
Good job,
♪ Live as you wish In this three-day world ♪
My eyes watered and my ass shrank,
I need to pee warmly,
- Am I dying or what? - No brother, why don't you die, don't be ridiculous,
Oh Serkan, Brother, were you here?
Brother, if you have received your trust, let's go now, please,
- I told you that alcohol is not good for me, - You said yes, brother,
Come on, if you have received your trust, let's go, please,
Trust, trust,
[shouting] Bring my trust, man!
- [Hayri] That relic will come here, - [boss] Necmi!
- [Serkan] Everyone is looking, - [Hayri] Don't talk,
I'll fuck justice, fuck trust!
That wasn't what he said, but,,,
Go and see, What are those fuckers saying?
Let me see right now, bro,
We came here to behead, not to cut raccoons,
[bodyguard] Whose head are you cutting off?
I didn't say anything, I swear I didn't say it,
- This said, - What?
What the hell are you saying? Sir, I have nothing to do with it,
How come you don't care? Didn't you scream like that just now?
Sir, I am very sorry on behalf of my friend,
from you…
What a mean man you are,
Take him in your car, take him for a ride, feed him, drink him,,,
You are a very sneaky snake, brother, let me tell you clearly,
But we loved the snake in the play in 3310, He is not with us,
Sir, I am very sorry on behalf of my friend, I am sorry,
Shame on you, shame on you, shame on you!
- Me? - Yes,
Damn, if I told you about you, you would say who is this dishonorable person? Shame on you!
- Me? - Sir, I'm sorry,
I would be very happy if we could take our deposit and leave,
- He can take our trust,,, - [boss] What the hell are you doing?
[boss] Look at me!
Who are you to take the trust? Huh?
Sir, Mr, Big Head sent us,
He said, come and take the deposit,
- What the hell are you saying? What big head? - [Hayri] Sir, that's what he said,
He said the trust is there, He said hello to you too, He also kissed your things,
- Who? - [Hayri] Big Head said, sir,
[boss] Safe!
What are these assholes saying? How do you know these?
[Emanet] How should I know, brother!
We're causing trouble for the nation where we sit!
What will happen if I stand up, damn it!
[Emanet] How do you know me?
Are you safe?
Masallah,
- You are like a horse, - [Serkan neighs]
Son, are you a consanguineous marriage?
[man] Stop!
[man] Wait a minute, uncle, Wait a minute, uncle,
There was a misunderstanding,
You are very right, my friend, We, sir, are not even relatives,
Now, Ms, Emanet's…
To your pussy…
[Upbeat music enters]
Gee…
Arsehole,
Brother, why don't you tell me from the beginning that I have the trust?
I swear the guys were going to open us like soda,
Look, my friend's book of deeds is closed,
[man] Brother, tell me from the beginning that I am an errand boy,
[Hayri] I don't know, bro, Gee,
- [man] Take it, - Is it a gift?
Thank you for your trouble,
What the hell gift? Look at me! Don't tell me to open it,
Otherwise they will throw seeds in your field,
It's love, what kind of a word is that?
[Hayri] I'm not interested in such a thing anyway,
I don't look inside,
- I'll see how much money I get, - Okay, here's where you can take it,
Thank you very much, Thank,
I put it around my neck,
- Thanks, - I'll eat your dick,
Schist!
Thank you,
- Did I mention Big Head says hello? - Yes,
[Hayri] Big Head's greetings,
- Aleykumselam, - Come on bro, wake up!
Don't sleep uncle, they will steal your money!
I finished my homework, mom, Shall I watch some television?
[Hayri] Look, it switched to HDMI 2, did you see? The child became crippled,
Have we arrived or are we getting off? There was a suitcase, I could ask for the suitcase,
We came, brother, we came, Let me see,
- Get up and let me see, Am I behind? - I'm leaving immediately,
I swear this kid is retarded,
- Come on, - Ok then,
Waiter, will you take a look, brother?
Come on, bring the door and we'll go out,
[man] To where?
[man] Well, I won't leave a place without having a drink,
Necmi! Son, bring these, Give it,
You spoil us, you know?
What does it mean? Let's see, You've come this far,
[Serkan] What should I give? My juicy meatballs are so delicious, the stuffed vine leaves are not for you,
Shall we have soup in front?
[Serkan] Brother,
Hayri, Hayri,
[Hayri] Ms, Emanet, I'm sorry,
Sir, I have a few words for you,
Fuck your mother,
- What the hell are you saying? - [Serkan] I'm sorry, brother,
[Upbeat action music enters]
[The upbeat action music continues]
[boss] Take it away,
Remove!
[Serkan] Ah… Ah…
I swear we got through it cheap,
Did we get away cheaply?
I guess you don't see my situation,
Look at this? Look at this!
Really, bro, one cannot be beaten with the heel of one's high-heeled shoe,
What kind of people were they really?
However, Ms, Emanet was a very serious woman indeed,
They interrupted me in the pavilion!
They couldn't get enough of breaking bottles on my head!
They went slap crazy, They tore my breasts!
The whole pavilion passed over me,
What kind of trouble have you caused me?
There was never anything like this when we were drinking and dancing with the wives!
- Did I drink the drinks with the women? - You drank,
- You drank it! - Don't slander!
- You played it! - Me?
You forced me to come to the stage!
You said brother! You said this is my wife!
- God damn you, slanderous pimp! - Let it be yours!
When did I drink alcohol?
- Lying pimp! - You took the shots!
- May God curse you! - Damn you!
- [Hayri] You are a whore! - Don't talk rudely!
- You are a slanderous whore! - Heads up!
- You are a simple person, - It's you,
Noble people manage, Simple people slander,
You're just a simple son of a bitch!
- Don't be rude! - You are simple!
- Oh my god,,, - Look ahead!
[steady signal sound]
Good, nothing happened,
[the phone rings]
Your aunt,
- Sir Erdal? - Where are you?
You said your mother died at work,
- [Erdal]What the hell are you up to? - Close, close,
I'm not available at all right now, I'll call you later,
[Erdal] no shutting down…
What kind of man are you? Are you human? I almost died because of you,
- Oh my god, - See what you're up to, I am going,
They asked the camel why its neck was crooked,
"Be careful, that's not my neck," he said,
Fuck!
[Hayri] You destroyed the car, of course you can go,
Brother,
Are you so angry because I told you it was simple?
Oh, go ahead,
Are you doing this because we left the pavilion early? If you had told us, we would have stopped,
Look you…
- Hello, - Sir,
- [man] I'm Serkan, I,,, - Hello?
- This went wrong again, hello? - Hello?
Brother, I'm a little late, were you there? Are you in Bursa?
[man] My lion, that's why I called you,
Now, tomorrow they will demolish the building near our house for urban transformation,
We will watch it together with Halil brothers,
Bro, are you kidding? What urban transformation? What building monitoring bro?
If you love your Allah and your prophet,
This is the most important moment of my life, The most important day,
If it's not for you, they won't give me the girl or anything,
This is something that happens once every 40 years, Wait for it to happen again, right?
Serkan, find another uncle,
- Who will I find from now on? - I don't know, Did you trust me?
I trusted you, you told me so, Whatever you want, I'm always behind you,
Didn't you say you would do whatever you want?
I don't know, that day required it, so we decided to make a picture,
I shit on your shape! Close it bro, it's not working,,,
- Ouch, - Shh,
Need an uncle?
[Hayri whistles]
Brother, you are whistling so loosely now, but will you be able to do it?
The girl's father says, "I don't give a girl to a lonely man,
That girl's father, fuck him bro,
They called me Oscar Hayri in high school, you know?
- Yes, - Act like that,,,
Of course!
In the Epic of Keşanlı Ali I am the man who played Keşan,
- Keşan? - Keşan, should I make one for you?
If you haven't seen it, talk!
You did not receive strict discipline from your superiors,
You talk so ignorantly,
I…
I took the course,
I have seen strict discipline from my superiors!
I don't talk like you, ignorant ignorant,
How? Clap!
- Very good, - Clap!
Clap!
[Hayri] Lying ass,
[Suspense music enters]
[Osman] Bismillahirrahmanirrahim,
Brother Bulent, What happened here, brother?
They fucked this place up,
- Sir? - Continue,
I think a gentleman lives here,
Waiter brother, are you okay?
- What happened here, son? - Brother, they were two people,
- They made a big mess, brother, - [Osman] So, where did they go?
My son, I will squeeze your throat,
- Tell me where they went! - Don't worry, baby, It stays in your hands,
- What should I do, Bülent brother? - Let it die on its own,
The corpses are fresh, They can't have gone too far,
[Bülent] Two people made a mess,
[Bülent] I think these are what we are looking for,
Brother Bülent, the image froze,
I'm aware, it's already written there, Memory full,
You're being offensive, but I didn't notice, I'm sorry,
Tolerating you is now a big burden for me, my child,
[Bülent] Look at the recordings of the camera outside, dear,
Okay, Bülent brother,
Look at what you've got, baby,
These are the ones who receive the trust,
Brother Bülent, I have never seen these types before,
I will speak openly to you, Isn't this the work of Italians?
If he is an Italian, my father is the Duke of Denmark,
These pimps didn't leave a single healthy man inside,
[Bülent] We have to be careful, baby,
- What did they say? - What did they say, brother Bülent?
Bring what devil, Nor see the salawat, my child,
[Hayri] Look, one day,,, He has one wife,
What's happening?
- What happened to this? - What happened, brother?
It doesn't go,
- It's out of battery! - Oh my God, what will we do now?
I don't know, talk to him, kiss him, caress him, persuade him, maybe he will go away,
What are we going to do? Gee! Where is your eye?
We will call a tow truck,
How will I get to Bursa?
Come on, come on!
Come on son! Come on!
Assalamu alaikum brother,
My brother, our car is stuck on the road, so you don't have to get a tow truck,,,
Come on, son,,, No, he's not attractive or anything, Come on, I'm a victim,
Come on, get yourself out of the outer lane! Come on!
Come on! Come on son!
- Who did you play for? - Come on! To Black Hormut,
- Will Black Hormut come here? - Brother, what do you know?
- He's the lawn guy, Lawn man, lawn man, will he come? - Wait a second, Come on son,
- Come on! Come on son! Come on! - [Hayri] It won't walk, it won't walk, it won't walk,
- God you,,, - He farted, did you see him fart?
- Damn you! Phew! - We told you he would lie down,
Brother, if you're done talking about horses, can we get back to this towing business?
- Just a minute, brother, God forbid, - He doesn't have a minute, bro,
- The car is left, our car is left, - Okay, I say wait a minute,
- We'll go, - Our car got stuck on the road,
- We need a tow truck, - Are we ready for a joint coupon?
[Camper] I've been playing for 16 years and it hasn't come once, you know?
[Osman] Oh God, Gee,
Is it there?
Don't force it, my child,
Is the safety there, my child?
Brother Bülent, I will speak openly,
There is nothing here, In my opinion, the car also seems to have broken down,
[Bülent] Don't force it,
- Come on son! Come on! - [Hayri] Yes! Yes!
[the camper shouts]
It's here, it's here! It came for the first time!
You really understand, but really,
Well, brother, you saw us in the garden, did you think we were gardeners?
It's very nice, I congratulate you,
Now that your horse has arrived, can we talk about the towing business?
Oh, the hammer is very difficult, I mean impossible,
- Why? - But we have a brother Mahmut,
Look, he has a tractor, huh,
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, - It happens, it happens,
But not now, not at this hour,
- Oh… - So, what do we do now?
- Can't we find someone else? - So, there's nothing to do,
Not at this hour,
But what can we do, let Mahmut Abi come in the morning,
Let us host you until the morning, how?
- What do you say, brother, okay? - There is nothing to do, it is necessary,
- We stayed at the top of the mountain, - Is that what you say?
- I say so, - Okay,
- Fine, 5000 lira, - What 5000 lira?
- Caravan rent, - Well, I made you so much money,
- Isn't it okay if you don't buy it? - Brother,,,
There is a lady inside, Friendship is one thing, business is another,
OK, all…
Sir?
What kind of a phone call is that, Serkan?
[Hayri] Here you go, brother,
No my love, your phone screen is broken,
- That's why I can't see the caller - How did it break?
It fell,
- What did you do, did you come? - Hello?
Hello?
No, my love, I'm working overtime today, but I'll definitely be with you tomorrow,
Let me tell you, my love, don't be late,
[Zeynep] Don't be late, My father gets very angry,
No, I won't be late, my Zeynep, will I ever be late?
The man you arranged is coming too, isn't there any problem?
No problem, my love is coming, It's coming,
- Does he run on the sand? - He runs to his pussy,,,
Did you miss me?
- Don't be ridiculous, what kind of nonsense is that? Of course I missed it, - If I don't ask, you have nothing to say,
- Will you become wood? - [Serkan] Don't be ridiculous, darling,
You are always on my mind, it was a very busy day today, that's why it happened like this,
Will it be like this when we get married? You won't even look at me in two days, will you?
Let it be love, is it possible, my darling?
I will always love you like the first day,
[Zeynep] How come? Are you saying that you don't love me like the first day?
[Zeynep] So will this end gradually?
You used to say such nice things,
My Zeynep, I'm telling you again, I always say nice things to you, when have I not told you?
Come on, tell me something nice, my love,
- Let me tell you, my love, - Yes?
- You don't smell of sweat at all, - What?
- I don't understand, - Me too, uh…
Zeyno, I really like that you don't work in the club,
What are you saying, my love, what kind of a word is that?
Line… Check… So… Home…
- Tunnel, - Hello?
Hello?
Pavilion, blue, you said something, hello?
Are you in the pavilion or not?
Se…Ti…Draw…Hat…
Anyway, I don't want to think badly, I guess he didn't suffer,
- [Osman] Brother Bülent, - Huh?
Bro they are there, I say let's go and get this trust,
- We are so tired! - Let's stay tuned, baby,
[electrocuted]
Hit it! Hit harder! Hit harder!
You beat so well! You beat so well,
Let me find you sometimes and you can beat me!
- He beats very well, - I guess he's a maniac?
No, I can't cover your face, you close it, Let's close it at the same time,
Goodnight,
God, he must be high,
[the phone rings]
- Sir, my Erdal, - Where are you, what time is it?
My love, I swear I'm on the road, I'm far away,
[Hayri] I can't come tonight, I'm sorry, okay?
I will tell you, moment…
Ö… I'm on the road,
A,, Ay…
Hayri?
- I love you so much… - No, you froze, you froze,
Hayri?
[huffs]
What happened bro?
-Did you argue with a girlfriend? - Oh no, brother, what kind of bickering,
It's nothing like that,
- Now you're going to be a fake uncle, - Heh,
- You're just obsessed with him, - What is he obsessed with?
- Well, will you be able to do it? Will it happen? - What can't we do?
What are you obsessed with? Don't worry, brother, trust your brother Hayri,
Oh, I hope, I hope, I don't know,,,
Because brother, the girl's father, what a nemrut and secretive man he is,
I'm the only one who says I won't give a girl to a lonely man,
- Well, I won't give it either, brother, - Oh my god,
- But I'll give it to you, - [Serkan] Huh?
Thank,
You are such a sweet child,
Go to sleep, brother,
- Close your eyes, you are very tired today, - It happens, it happens, I'll sleep, but you sleep too,
- [Hayri] I'll sleep, - Let's go to bed at the same time and hit their heads,
- [Serkan] Let's sleep, - Stretch your feet nicely and rest,
- I'm feeling bad, just come here, - No,
- I gave the name of Allah,
No, I'm fine like this, No, I'll fuck you but ha!
You know, brother,
Shh, Do you love it very much?
A lot,
I opened my eyes to it, brother,
There was no one else in my life other than Zeynep,
Also, I mean
It made me forget my loneliness,
You know, they say something like this,
Once he laughs, the world becomes mine, they say,,,
What a world, heaven is mine,
Zeynep is not just my girlfriend or anything,
My mother, my father…
My everything,
You know, if I lose him, I'll lose everything,
That's why I'm obsessed with it so much,
- Is there a pump? - What?
This is love, brother,,,
For example, I'm Erdal,
Ah…
That environment of harshness and chaos,
For example, he stands like this, he just sulks like this, Did you understand?
It stops like this, it stops, it stops, semsert,
But that's the harshness
The dynamic of our love, brother,
That love also has two fruits, kisses their hands,
Oh, well done bro!
- You adopted someone, huh? - No,
- Self, - How self? So he, uh…
- Does it happen? - It's okay bro, why not?
- We are healthy individuals, after all, - Oh my god,
- Do you have a picture of that Erdal? - Of course there is, brother, you're being rude,
[Hayri] Let me show it to my brother,
- Erdal, - What can God do to you?
- Well, this is a woman, - What do you mean, it was a woman, was it going to be a man?
- Erdal you say? Erdal, - Wait a minute, bro,
- What did you think of us? - What will I think?
Are we bastards? Are we button makers?
- What does it have to do with anything? - Are we anglers?
- Okay bro, - I'll put one, I'll split you in half,
- Okay bro, - Don't bother me,
Say I'm sorry son You keep saying Erdal, Erdal!
Okay, I forgave you, I accepted your apology,
- What were we saying, bro? - You were talking about the children,
Oh, my kids,
Wave with Murtaza,
- Wave? - [Hayri] Wave,
Let me open this shop, I will put them on your head too,
Let my wave grow to 18,
I will build it on his shop too,
He also has such intelligence, my brother, You'd be surprised, huh?
Business acumen is excellent,
Brother, should you, as a family, think again about this name issue?
- Why bro? - For aught I know?
Here, your wife's name is Erdal, His son's name is Dalga,
[Hayri] Damn dick fracture,
- Is Serkan normal? - Normal, Serkan,
- What's normal about Serkan? - It's pretty normal,
What's different about ours?
Damn, I spread my two fingers like a ninja
I'll put it in, I'll take your eyes!
Ok bro, If you have a third child, I don't care if you name him Fındık,
You said there were two shops, What is this shop?
A millionaire,
- A millionaire? - Ha,
- One millionth left, bro? - Why bro? A millionaire,
Hayri AVM, all glassware materials,
When I think about the smell of those plastics, my heart flutters,,,
- I wonder what's inside? - I wonder what's going on?
- What's wrong? - There's shit,
- Did you look? - Hey, do you eat it?
- Did you look? - Oh my god,
You're so curious, bro,
I don't care, and neither should you,
- [Hayri farts] - Whoa, whoa, What did you do bro!
- What did you do, ugh! - I don't keep dirty things inside, bro,
Come on, turn off the light and let's go to bed, bro, Thank you, may God give you comfort,
[camper] Aha, look, he's coming,
This is brother,
[Suspense music enters]
- These? - These,
- [bone crushing sound is heard] - Mahmut,
[in a low voice] Hayri,
- Mahmut, - Serkan,
Where is the car?
- [Hayri] Dude, that car is, uh, five or six,,, - [Serkan] It broke down 5-6 kilometers behind,
Well, let's jump in,
Don't let anything happen to us,
No dear, what will happen to you?
Immaculate man, He just came out from inside, so,,,
[Hayri] He's looking, he's looking here,
Then let's do it like this, bro,
You go, I'll wait for you here,
- No, no, no, That's it,,, - Let's do it like that, let's do it like that,
Just in case anything happens here,,,
- No way! - Okay, okay,
Go on then,
- [Past… Well, good luck, - Thank,
[Upbeat music enters]
[Osman] Greetings, fellow camper,
Did the friends who just got on a tractor go to the city?
Because we also have some needs,
- Is it possible for us to order? - No, their cars broke down,
They will come and take him Let's handle your order later, okay?
Brother Bülent, should we follow?
No baby, let's wait,
Let's see what the bullheads will do,
[Mahmut] Yes, this is the car,
You remembered the mother of the car,
- Let's call it a small accident, brother, - How much does this print?
I swear, what do I know? I guess it's 50-55,
- Is it electric? - Electric bro,
- How much do you pay? - It's not for sale, it's a company car anyway,
- [Mahmut] I'll give you 500, - It's not for sale, brother,
- 510, - No bro, it's not for sale, it's your company's anyway,
[Mahmut] 520 ends,
Brother, we have a lot of work to do, but It's not selling,
[Hayri] Brother, I call the man a eunuch, He says how many children do you have?
[Serkan] Son, shut up, slow down, I swear, if he doesn't hear it, he will spit on us,
- How long will this stay like this? - It stays for six hours,
Six hours? Very brother, We need to go to Bursa,
[Hayri] If it's full enough to go to Bursa, that's enough, go ahead,
[Serkan] Oh,
Oh, what are these?
[camper] Oh, those?
Are they there? There is a farm over there, they are going there,
Champion horses, Some horses are coming, you will go crazy,
- I swear? Brother, shall we go? - What will we do at the horse farm?
It will already charge, two minutes,
- I swear, see death, - You won't keep silent, will you?
- Come on, let's go, - Let's go, if you love God,
- [Hayri] I love horses very much, - [Serkan] But look, we'll see and get out,
I have been sick since my childhood, do you know?
What's wrong with me bro?
- I love you so much, - Okay, okay,
[horse neighs]
- Assalamu'alaikum, good work, brother, - Aleykumselam,
- Be my guest, - Well, there were champion horses inside,
- We were going to look after him, - You can't look,
- Why? - Is this a passing inn?
We do not accept anyone except the owners and their guests,
We come from the sausage factory, We were going to see if there was any offal,
You can't enter, brother,
Can you wait a minute? Can you wait a minute?
Brother, if you give me 200 liras as a loan, I will give you a promise,
Here, take!
You take this, you didn't see us, okay?
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't get it, There is disinfection inside,
- Really? - [phone rings]
Yes,
Come on,
- 200 lira, - He didn't take it, my son,
- Okay, I say that's why he didn't take it, give it to him, - He could have had it,
- What a "wait", let's go camping, - Come, come,
- Come on, maybe the car is charged, - It won't happen right away,
- Son, what are you doing? - If you love God,
- What are you doing, what? What? - Open your hand, open your hand,
- Bismillahi,,, Damn, your mother, your mother,,, - My son, my son!
- What are you doing? - Be careful, stand firm,
- Stand firm, stand firm, stand firm! - I'm stopping!
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
Brother, hold on tight! Have you never eaten bread? Let's see!
- [Serkan] God damn you, - [Hayri] Come on,
- [Serkan] Let me come, - Damn it right here,,,
- Come on, - Okay, I'm here,
Give, give, give, give, Come back, Very good, just hold on, Come back, come back,
- Put your foot down and see, - I threw it,
Ok now hold on like that You hold me from below, okay?
Brother Bülent, I want to speak openly,
What do you think they are doing here right now, brother?
They fuck each other,
What wouldn't someone who fucks his friend do to us?
Bülent brother, you also have such high and loud outbursts,
[neighing sounds are heard]
- Athletics too, - Don't stand behind me, baby,
Sorry bro,
I will hang myself,
- Son, you made me Erdal, - Wait a minute,
- My foot, One minute, - Let me find something,
- Is it ok? - Wait, I found something, wait,
- Then let's go in, - Here you go, brother,
[the phone rings]
[farmer] Hello? OK I'm coming,
Karabuz,
Brother, this is a legend, It's my favorite horse, you know?
I ate a lot of your bread, Were you here, my dear?
[Hayri] Take a photo of us with this, take a photo of us,
- Take it, - Come on, let's take a selfie with you,
- Good God,,, - Come if you love God,
Let Karabuz come out too,
- [Hayri] I'll put this on the internet, - Oh…
[Hayri] With my best friend Serkan…
Oh, sugar, Horses love candy,
Take my rose,
Okay seven, if you love God, We will go on the road again,
Forgive me, I earned a lot of money from you,
- You earned more money than me too, - What happened? His eyes widened,
[Serkan] Come on, come on,
[fast-paced action music enters]
Brother Bulent, The horse is dead,
- Okay, mind your business, - [farmer] Who the hell are you?
- What did you do to your father? - The horse is dead,
He's right, The horse is dead,
Oh brother Bülent, I swear I'm getting angry,
Do people kill animals?
What the hell did you want from the horse?
There is a message for us here,
We need to solve it, Go baby,
- [Serkan] Is it okay? - Okay bro, it's done,
Let's hurry then,
- [Serkan] We are too late, - [Hayri] We will handle it,
- [Osman] Peace be upon you, - Peace be upon you,
Peace be upon you,
[Osman] Brothers, my vehicle broke down, I need to go to Bursa urgently,
[Osman] If your path goes through there too,
How about you throw me away, huh?
Brother, do I know you from somewhere?
So I don't think so, You probably don't know me from somewhere,
So let me be clear, I'm seeing you both for the first time,
[Osman] And what did they say? Human beings are similar to humans,
We will go to Bursa, If you're coming, let's throw you in too,
- It happens,,, - So?
So there's no room next to you or something?
Well, there is room for one person next to me, but you don't have that personality,
[Hayri and Serkan laugh]
Hurry up, we have a lot of work to do,
- [Serkan] How did you put it, son? - Hold on tight, huh,
♪ Master of the signal, sick of the money ♪
♪ His sidekick is with him, he is the errand boy ♪
♪ Master of the signal, sick of the money ♪
♪ His sidekick is with him, he is the errand boy ♪
♪ Errand boy, errand boy ♪
[plays up-tempo music]
Come on!
Come on bro, cheer up a little!
You put your head like this and you don't move, Dude, cheer up a little bit,
- We'll handle your business, - Really, will we handle it?
Brother, a dream does not come true through magic,
It takes blood, sweat, determination and hard work,
Therefore, I say we will handle your business,
- Play a little bit, play! - Should I play?
[The upbeat music continues]
Ay, ay, ay…
- Come on bro, play too, - Brother, I won't take it, you go ahead,
Wash, wash, wash, wash, Laundry, laundry, come on!
My beautiful brother, keep going, I said I wouldn't buy it,
[Hayri] Oh my God, I swear you don't understand at all,
Should I say that I will get you out of somewhere alone?
No,
We talked, I said, I said human, I said it looks like a human, don't go further,
Gee,
Wait bro, let's take this too,
[Serkan] But a little slower,
- Assalamualaikum, - Peace be upon you,
- Where are you going? - There is a release in the future, that's why,
- Well, jump well, - God bless you,
From you too,
- Oh my nephew, come, - Come on son, help your brother,
- Ok, - So what you do is work,
I'm trying to catch up with my fiancee in Bursa,
You are taking no shepherd from the road, No, you are buying sheep,
It's not clear what you're doing,
While the butcher is worried about meat, the sheep is worried about their lives,
Where are we going? Aren't we going to ask for a girl?
- Come on bro, - Late, OK guys, move on,
[Osman] Sit down,
Uncle, is this your herd?
Where is it?
- Look ahead, - I don't see it,
Can't you see? If you can't see, how did you help us?
I didn't see you either,
I said, "I just reached out, maybe someone will stop and see us,
[shepherd] Heh, I have cataracts,
Uncle, why don't you have surgery? Cataracts are an easy thing,
- Why don't you have surgery? - I won't have surgery, they will put a chip in it,
Oh my dear Silence of the Lambs uncle, why would anyone put a chip in you?
- [Serkan] What will they do? - Don't say that, nephew,
You can't tell the right or left of those who rule the world,
Hey uncle, you really care about those who rule the world,
[shepherd] Oh my God, my Lord,
How will we do it? Would you recognize your herd if I stood here?
No, how will I know? I said I don't see it,
- So how do we do it then? - I have a dog, he knows me,
Okay, I'm standing like this then,
Uncle, where is your dog?
[A barking sound is heard]
[The upbeat music continues]
[barking and shouting]
- [biting and screaming] - [Osman] Shepherd, take it off me!
[Osman bitterly] Come, my son, You can't take care of your dog!
[shepherd] Come, my son, come, Come, come,
[Osman] Doesn't this have a name?
- [shouts] - [shepherd] Stop, son, come,
[Osman] But, my shepherd uncle, Take this off me,
[Osman] He couldn't hear it? Look at the situation I'm in now!
[The upbeat music ends]
The dog did not recognize the uncle,
I swear, you did a good job, bro,
- Are you ok? - I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm very fine,
- I remember, - What did you remember, brother?
How do I know this brother?
I saved your life last night, man,
How did you save it?
You were there at our caravan last night
You were electrocuted and I separated you with a shovel,
- Was that you? - Well, it was me, of course,
- Damn, if it weren't for me, you'd be dead, - Oh, of course, He ran past me,
- I woke up too now, - That's it,
Full, Come on bro, come on,
[announcer] Dear listeners, We are here with your breaking news,
Champion horse Karabuz, who won hundreds of races, including the Gazi race
He was found dead in his cabin,
- Don't do it! - Brother, isn't this the horse we saw today?
- Oh, - Wait a minute,
- Don't you know who did it? - How do we know, brother, God forbid,
[Hayri] Oh my dear, I just fed it with my hands today,
I fed him candy, candy,
- Hello, brother Bülent, - How are things, baby?
Brother, look, the situation is not as we know it,
but don't worry I'm handling this now,
I'm staying behind, Osman, I'm tidying up your back,
OK, I'm closing,
Animal sons,
- What are you doing, son? - The road is bad,
- Slow! - I'm already upset, Don't interfere with me,
God's scourges,
[Osman shouts]
Those who do this are dishonorable, I swear!
- Oh, Karabuz, - Brother, okay, I understand that you are upset,
Look at the road from time to time, Look, we're going to have an accident again,
Are there people who do this? I'm an asshole whose mother didn't give birth,
- Look at the beauty of this, - Okay bro,
What the hell?
[car engine makes noise]
- What the hell is this? - What happened to it?
I don't know what happened? Don't you see? The tampon came off,
- What have you done? Why did this happen? - You entered the highway because of dan!
Because of you,
- You don't know how to use it, - Am I doing something? Hold this,
- Oh? The guy got off, - He's pretty low-key,
- A person says thank you, - Where? Where did he land?
How ungrateful people are, God damn you,
Although we saved his life,
He didn't come and thank me, Is it going to hurt our driving?
People like this always find me,
I exalt you, my brother, Don't get me wrong,
- There's nothing you're excusing,,, - But the person who did this is an ungrateful person,
- Okay, I understand, come on, - Okay, let's see,
- It goes like this, right? - It goes away,
[phone rings] Son, we are running late, oh my God!
- Shh, - Ok,
- Sir, manager? - [manager] What did you do? Did you bury Hayri?
- [tearful] We buried him, - You take good care of the car, right?
Of course, of course, number ten, everything is fine, I'm keeping an eye on you, manager,
[manager] Good, look, I don't even want a scratch, Let me not hold you, you are in trouble,
Thank you, of course, of course sir, of course, Regards,
[Serkan] God, I hope it works,
Osman?
You
like lightning
running to everything
You were a tough person,
Damn
To this love for Osman within me,
There was chaos and order was broken,
Wait to hear from me,
[Authentic music enters]
[Serkan] What happened, why did you stop?
Shouldn't we visit the Katakalli dancers association and have tea?
- Son, are you crazy? - Son, are you avel, if you love your God?
Look at this guy of ours,
Come on, let's fix our hair,
The only thing missing is our hair, right? We're all okay,
- You talk too much, Serkan, come downstairs, - Don't talk!
- [Hayri] Assalamualaikum, - [barber] Welcome, brother,
Thank you,
Assalamualaikum child, don't you have an uncle?
- Where is your master, coach? - I'm him, okay?
[Hayri is surprised]
- My brother and I will straighten our hair, - Of course, how can we do it?
The sides are hot and dry, The tops are warm and rainy,
[Hayri] I'm going to dye it because my hair is short, you know?
It looks small but strong,
Slick barber, I don't like him at all,
Take my shards,
[Upbeat action music enters]
You don't get it wrong, do you, brother? I mean from height,
No, I don't understand, brother,
You don't look very short, bro,
[The upbeat music continues]
Well, brother, we understand that, rubbing is an essential part of your profession, but…
- My arms got third degree burns, - From height, brother, from height,
It's nice, bro,
- Yes, it suits me very well, - Isn't it? Expert? It was nice, wasn't it?
- [phone rings] - Sir,
- Who are you? - It's mine!
What did you do to yourself, Hayri?
What is this situation? What the hell are you doing again?
How? Does it look good? You love, Mature man,
You posted a picture on Instagram, Who is next to you? Did you go to horses again?
Hang up, I'll call you later, I'm not available at all right now,
Closing!
You're like 100 liras in your winter clothes pocket, You always make me smile,
Don't shut it down,
Many different things happened to me, I'll tell you, hang up,
- Hayri, - What? What? I'll call!
Hayri!
- Brother, you tell me,,, - Shh, don't talk, I know, debt,
You are a lion,,,
-How much does it cost? - Give it to me, son,
Let me see, master, thank you, Come on, let me see, Take it,
He turned out to be a very money-hungry guy, Let me see, Let me see,
- My son, - Let me see,
- What the hell are you doing? - Come on, come on, Let me see,
Why are you giving my money as a tip?
- Brother, come on, don't talk, come on, - If you had your own money, would you give it?
This is a very suspicious situation, Why did he dye his hair? We learn,
[Hayri] Come on, do good deeds,
- Thank you, brother, - Thanks,
But it was a very beautiful flower, brother,
Is that what you say? So does he like this, huh?
Look, my son, it's beautiful, So what should we do if he doesn't like this either?
However, our type has changed a bit, Look at this or something, A little bit of this…
Let's go, let's get some decent clothes,
This can't happen with these,
Well, I spent my last money on flowers and chocolate,
Come on, isn't there any?
- Oh, there's some here, - [Hayri] Fortunately, brother Hayri is with you,
I will solve your problem again,
- Let me see, - What's wrong?
- Come on, - I won't go in here, are you crazy?
How can I not get in? Should I come in here?
You go in, it was your idea,
How can I get in here with this ass? You are a narrow man, you can enter,
What does this have to do with narrowness?
You won't get into trouble around Hayri brother,
Of course, look, I never got into trouble,
- No, it's not like that, - Well, it's very nice,
- If the girl didn't want to,,, - Come on, son,
- Push your head, push your head, let me see, - Slow, animal son animal,
How is there anything?
- I don't know, it seems like it will come out, but,,, - Something red over there, what is it?
No, this is nylon, it will stick to us,
We'll sweat and smell bad, no way,
Here, you wear this, That's how we go to ask for a girl,
- You say you're his aunt, - What you will do,
Look, right there,
[The police horn sounds]
I found! [woman screams]
Look, you found something very nice, huh,
Okay, this happens to me, Didn't something happen to you?
Output, Look, I found a very nice suit,
[Upbeat music enters]
- You're okay, aren't you? - I'm okay,
[Hayri] Let me see,
- Oh, don't do it anymore, - [Hayri] Wait a minute, brother,
- Welcome, - Thank you,
How beautiful,
Moon welcome, welcome,
Hello, welcome,
- My uncle Hayri, - Pleased to meet you,
Here you go,
- Here you go, here you go, - Thank you,
Thanks a lot,
Ugh!
Girl, don't be shy,
Is this boy shorter than you? something like a little thing,
[mother] Close the door,
[television sound]
[Hayri] Sir, what did you bother…
Actually, it's too late now,,, I might as well not eat it,
[Hayri] This is more,,,
He's touching me too, I won't do anything, thank you,
- [Hayri] I shouldn't eat too much sugar, - [Zeynep] Daddy,
[father] Thank you, daughter, Thank you,
Me again, like this…
At least…
Let me take some of these,
Is it ok?
Enjoy your meal,
Even though I don't eat, I like to suck,,,
He made it dirty,,,
It's like stale!
Dad, is it time to watch TV now?
[father] We have a guest,
- Turn off that TV, - I'm not turning it off!
- [dede] I'm listening to the agency, - [Hayri] No, no, astaghfurullah,
- Mr, Hayri? - Here you go, sir,
- What do you do? - Sir, I have a shopping mall,
- [father] Shopping mall? - Hayri AVM,
All kinds of pots and pans and furnishings…
- In Istanbul? - [Hayri] No,
in Finland,
Oh?
- Finland huh? - Finland?
- Finland, - Look at the coincidence,
[mother and father laugh]
My brother also makes doner kebabs in Finland,
- [Hayri] Oh? - [father] Oh…
[mother] Look at the coincidence,
If possible, it will come tomorrow,
So he wants to see Zeynep's happy day,
- Oh, - They only found tickets for tomorrow,
So, my Zeynep grew up a little bit in their hands,
It was such a nice coincidence that it came,
[father] He said it wouldn't be possible without me, So we said yes,
-I hope it will be auspicious, - [father] My daughter!
Turn off that electricity!
How many times have I said it!
- National waste, - National waste, sir,
It's the same with us, We are always at home too
I get angry at this, it's a national waste, This is the same,
- I always get angry at home,,, - National damage,
I always say turn off the lights,
[Hayri] The coffees have also arrived, Thank,
Mashallah, our daughter is also very talented,
Thank you, daughter, Thank you,
Thank you, daughter, Health to your hands,
- [mother] She did it very well, -Which one am I taking?
- This? - This,
[mother] Well, I guess you are an engineer, right? Probably?
Yes sir, I am an engineer,
- I am a civil engineer, - Were you an engineer?
- Yes, uncle, - [Hayri] Yes sir, engineer,
And chief engineer,
- He also built our shopping mall, - [father] Well done,
[Hayri] Of course,
Sir, we also have urban transformation factories,
- Right, bro? - Yes there is,
We have many companies like this,
[announcer] Authorities describe this situation as climate change…
So it is a tradition, it is asked for the groom, Well…
Drinking, smoking, To see if he gambles, right?
There is, sir, there is, they are all there,
Only one woman is missing, Hopefully we will take it and leave,
- What? I don't understand - I'm so sorry,
My uncle is a bit of a joker, Sometimes he doesn't know what he's saying,
He also loves to make inappropriate jokes in such tense environments,
[Hayri] Just as a joke, To lighten the mood,
Oh, that's why,,,
[mother] Look, we laughed, I swear we became soft, like cotton,
Don't laugh, girl, you're stupid too,
[Grandfather passes gas]
[Grandpa passes gas]
- Dad, - What's the matter?
Dad, dad, dad, dad, what's up?
Sorry, it's a little uncomfortable,
[grandfather] You're the one who's disturbed, I fucked up shit!
You let it go once in a while,,,
- Don't make me talk in public now, - What happens if you talk?
Amelimanda you,
You get ecstatic when you see two sleazy babies,
I'm the father, man,
- Dad! - Astaghfurullah, father!
It doesn't matter, uncle, it's no problem, We don't mind if you fart,
Don't talk, ass! It's not clear what you're saying,
On and off for two hours, one way and another…
Fuck you! I'm not giving it to you, girl,
- What? - Then bro,,,
No, please sit down, dear, Sorry,
[father] He has become very old, He's doing it for her,
Then, should we come to,,, Should we get to the point as soon as possible?
Let's get to the point,
Sir, two people loved each other, saw each other, and spent time together,
People who love each other,,,
Not in the sense of collision, I mean, not sexually,,,
Loyalties with love make children, at night,,,
[grandfather] Why are you talking too much, son?
Here this boy wants to kiss this girl,
[grandfather] He wants to sleep in the same bed, He wants to make love,
What kind of words are these, daddy? For God's sake, things to say?
[mother] What does that mean?
Lying in the same bed, kissing, making love etc,,,
- [phone assistant] Sleeping in the same bed… - [mother] What happened?
- …making love is very nice, - Slow,
I'm so sorry, My phone is broken,
- Yes, his phone is really broken, - His phone was broken, I am a witness,
Sorry,
Sir, the command of Allah is with the words of the prophet,,,
Fuck your mother!
What the hell are you saying?
What does this mean?
He screwed up the goods stick,
- Tick it behind me,,, - Damn it!
[father] Damn, look at me!
If you want the girl, ask for her as soon as possible!
You are so right sir!
Allah's command with the words of our Prophet
I want your daughter Zeynep for our son!
I gave it up and left, well done!
My father!
[Serkan] Daddy!
Again, it's what I said, Again, it will be what I say,
[Serkan] My mother, my mother! Mother of mothers!
[Serkan] Where is my wife? My wife! My wife!
Enough, enough snuggling!
Come on then, let's wear the rings, Serkan, give me the rings,
- Immediately! - We'll put it on tomorrow,
Why?
- I said my brother will come, - Did you say so?
Look, you can meet him too, Besides, you can be friends in Finland,
[father] Now let's host you here tonight, huh?
- We will wear the rings tomorrow, - Is that what you say?
[Hayri] Oh brother?
It's okay, uncle,
Well, let's stay here tonight,
Come on bro, I'll do it to myself, Please, come on,
I'll do it under me,
Just how come? I'm so relieved bro,
Very good,
- How did brother Hayri solve the problems? - He solved it very well,
You did a really great job,
You almost fucked it up,
The rabbit rubbed his dick on the stone, He said, "I fucked the mountain and the stone,
You are an ungrateful, dirty bastard,,,
Ok, thank you very much bro, Thank, I'm going to pee my pants,
- May God give you comfort, - [Hayri] I swear I will sleep like a log,
[father] Oh…
How many times have I said
To turn those lights off,
My father-in-law, I'm at the sink,
[The door closing sound is heard]
My father-in-law?
I'm in the sink but…
[Serkan] My father-in-law,
I have this father-in-law who is extremely thrifty,
Either I'm in the sink or I'm talking,
He never heard He turned off the light with a bang and turned,,,
Hayri?
He slept,
[Serkan] Damn! What's happening?
- What's going on mom? - What's going on?
Brother, how can I tell you this,,, I woke up feeling like I had been slapped,
I guess you had a nightmare, it's normal,
[Hayri] We've been on the road all day, you're tired,
- Go to bed, sleep, tomorrow is the big day, brother, - [Serkan] You are right,
Let me drink some water too,
[Serkan] What the hell is this?
You know, you didn't have any money?
- That money is not mine, - Whose money is this?
Always borrow from me, lend, lend,,,
- There you go, you got some money? - That money has a place,
[Serkan] What place does it have?
- That money has a place, - God damn you,
[whispering] Serkan? Serkan!
- [uncle] Does this have any work? - [father] There is, don't worry,
- Is it insured? - There is that too,
Beautiful,
[mother] Let me put it this way,
[father] Well, let's wear rings like that, huh?
[mother] Let's hang it out,
Where is your lady?
The children had school, daddy, They couldn't come, I'm sorry,
It was a hit,
[grandfather] I don't like that woman,
- A woman with a dark face, - Neither bet nor bet,,,
Girl, I brought liquor from Finland,
Pour a glass and let's sweeten our mouths, Come on,
Ok uncle,
[father] Hayri Bey also lives in Finland,
- Really? - Yes,
I also live in Finland, Where in Finland are you from?
- We are in the capital, sir, - I'm also in Helsinki,
I knew all the Turks in Helsinki, but I never saw you,
[Serkan] I'm your uncle, He was in Germany, uncle,
Just moved from Germany That's why to Helsinki,
- From Germany to Helsinki, - Oh, that's why,
- That's because he just moved in, - Yes,
I may not recognize him since I just moved from Germany,
What are you doing in Helsinki, my dear?
Sir, we have a shopping mall, Of course, Hayri AVM,
All kinds of utensils and glassware,
Sir, Teflon pans,,,
Where in Helsinki is this?
Well… We are among you, sir, Well, inside…
- [Hayri] In the center, - It was in the centre,
Centre, The center is beautiful,
The center is normally very lively, but wait a minute…
I've never seen anything called Hayri AVM there,
[Serkan] It's imminent, It would open, It just opened,
- It's been two weeks, May God bless you, - This much, Stone crack…
It's newly opened, so…
- [Hayri] We just opened, - [uncle] That's why,
Here you go,
[uncle] Come on, Mr, Hayri, In your honor, here you go!
Sir, I won't drink, It spoils me,
Thank you, bless you,
[uncle] Not in this lifetime, Look in life, we don't quit,
Today is our happiest day,
I say liquor came from Finland, Here you go please,
- [uncle] Drink, - Here you go,
- Thank you, - [Zeynep] Bon appetit,
[mother] Don't grin stupidly, my daughter,
- In Finland, they print it in cans, - Really?
- With a can? - Thank you very much,
Come on, friends, In honor of this beautiful day,
Mr, Hayri, especially you,,,
Let's all jump together at once,,,
[Hayri] I have something to say,
I say that a dream does not come true by magic,
Blood, sweat, if necessary…
Was there any water or something?
It takes blood, sweat, hard work and tears,
- Colin Powell, right? - He's my relative,
- [Hayri] I love my relatives, - I loved you too,
- Uncle! - He's my relative,
Good luck, I hope God will make you grow old in one pillow,
- [Hayri] My relative… - [mother] Okay…
[Hayri] Come on, let me see,
- Okay, okay, - I'm my father,
- Ok, - Oh, thank God,
- Here you go, - [uncle] Look…
[Serkan] Thank you very much,
I don't send anyone anywhere without playing Erzurum Hançer!
Come on girl, go get the daggers,
- Dagger? - Come on, son,
Come on, let me turn on this music first,
- Go ahead, - Does he have a dagger?
Come to me,
- Should you do it? - Mr, Hayri!
If we do nothing,,,
Come on bro!
[Erzurum weather is ringing]
Look, now this move,
Do you see?
How from the inside… It is ellipse shaped,
Come on coach, you also have this fabric, Feel it!
- I understand too, - Yes,
On the count of three, two, one, it's your turn, Come on!
[uncle] Good,
[uncle] Well done,
Feel it! Bring out the Erzurum inside you!
Get that brother out!
I want it out!
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Better!
Father!
[uncle] Brother!
She stuck a knife into my husband!
[screams, shouts]
What did you do to my brother?
Oh, what happened?
[Hayri] No panic!
I am a man who has been in and out of the hospital,
I know first aid!
[father shouts]
- [uncle] Brother! - [Zeynep] Dad!
Beware! Beware!
It should not be disassembled,
[uncle shouts] Brother!
What the hell are you doing son?
Father?
- [Zeynep] Grandpa! - [mother] Dad!
- [mother] Dad, are you okay? - [uncle] Dad!
- Dad! - Dad, are you okay?
Wait,
[father shouts]
Dead,
Wait a minute, I know first aid,
You don't know!
- [mother] He's dead! - [Zeynep] They're dirty!
- I know artificial respiration! - You don't know!
Father!
Ambulance!
[Hayri] Ambulance!
Ambulance!
[Hayri] Isn't there an ambulance? Ambulance!
Ambulance!
A very suspicious funeral,
I wonder whose?
[father] Get out! Get out!
I don't have a daughter to give you,
- Accident, sir, - [father] He's still talking!
My father is dead, my father!
My wife had a stroke,
[father] Go away! Fuck you!
Mommy, what happened?
Slowly,
[Serkan] Our condolences, You cannot die with the dead,
Don't stress too much, but something might happen to one of you,
[Hayri] God bless,
- Zeynep! My Zeynep! - Oh, go ahead!
[Zeynep] Okay, calm down, come,
It won't be like this,
I'd better call my relatives,
No, this girl is making a big deal too,
Because of you! You ruined everything! Everything!
What are we going to do?
We will miss,
♪ Two crazy people shouldn't have gotten together ♪
♪ Maybe we shouldn't have loved this much ♪
♪ It was beating good or bad, it was enough for the body ♪
♪ The heart knew its business, we should have listened ♪
[Serkan] Come on darling, come on,
- [Zeynep shouts] - What the hell did you do, you bastard?
- Oh, what did I do? - Speak correctly!
Son, are you sure about this woman?
- Get it up! - Slow!
[Serkan] What kind of talk are you talking about?
[Serkan] It's quite an antique or something,
[Zeynep] It looks like an expensive thing,
[Serkan] That's right, isn't it?
Are you very thirsty? I say is this an antique? Is this something very expensive?
Nope, no money, nothing,,, What an antique, that,,,
Bought from a flea market, plain shit… Tin can,
- Did you get the glue? - I bought,
Take it,
Will he keep it?
This is Japanese, this is a…
Once it catches on, it won't let go, Let me see,
Pour carefully, Don't put it on my finger or anything,
Make this a good thing,,, Don't do anything around the girl,,,
- [Hayri] Heh, bring it to me, Paste, - [Serkan] Should I paste it?
- Paste, - Okay, don't blow on my hand,
Let me see, Look, I'll let it go now, Hop!
How? Like a rock, look, How? That's okay, It became like a stone,
[Hayri] Yes, young people!
We have come to the end of the time allotted to me,
May God make you happy,
I hope you grow old in a pillow,
On this money issue, Now give me your due, brother,
He had somewhere to go, You know, I will open Hayri AVM,
- I gave up my rights, - Well done,
- Also from the heart, I gave up my rights, - We said well done, go ahead,
Let me see, bro,
Here you go,
- Forgive me, - Okay Hayri, okay,
- Let me see, May God make him happy, - Thank,
- Slow, - [Hayri] Let's see,
Be very happy, okay?
- [Zeynep] Okay, - Let's see, bro,
[Upbeat music enters]
- [Serkan] Bon appetit, - Come on, thank you,
[Zeynep] Bon appetit,
[Hayri burps]
[The upbeat music continues]
He said it was unimportant, but I didn't really believe it, It looks like something historical,
I didn't believe it either, This Hayri is definitely up to something, let me tell you,
Assalamualaikum, If the car stops like this, there won't be a problem, right?
- No, leave it at that, there is no problem, - Thanks,
Well, Mr, Big Head sent me, You had a trust in me,
- I brought it, - Follow me,
Good job,
Assalamualaikum,
[Hayri] Peace be upon you,
Assalamualaikum, Good job sir, Good duties,
Where are you?
We have been waiting for you for two days,
Sir, there were some minor mishaps on the way,
- Sorry I'm late because of that, - Extension, Give it,
Damn! Go back!
- [smuggler] Give it to me, - Here you go,
[Smuggler] Repent, repent,
I did something to make it a friendly environment, but I guess it was wrong,
Sir, it is a great honor for me that you chose me,
I'm honored, I swear,
Son, are you retarded?
No, I'm not, sir,
I took an IQ test last week, Thank goodness nothing happened,
- Fuck, - How did you say it, sir?
My son, are you a consanguineous marriage?
No, I know I'm not, Why?
[Hayri] Nowadays, everyone is asking this,
I swear, smart people won't find us, The crazy one will never leave our ass,
Give it,
[Hayri] Thank you very much, Thank you very much,
I think there is no need for me to count,
Fuck you,
- What greeting? - Fuck!
- Does it mean go away? - Fuck you!
Regards sir, Thank you very much thank you,
[Hayri] Good work,
Damn!
[Upbeat music and gunshots]
[Hayri] Fuck your euro!
[the phone rings]
[Erdal] Hayri?
Hayri, who is that man?
Close, I'll call you later,
- Have you started drinking, Hayri? - Hang up, hang up, I'll call,
- Hayri, where are you? What are these sounds? - I'll call,
-Bye bye, - [Erdal] Don't shut down Hayri,
[upbeat music and gunshots continue]
The bastard ran away,
[man] Put your hands up, don't move,
Brother, I will say something,
[Hayri] I will give you enough money to last you until the end of your life,
Let me love your eyes, forgive me,
You ass boy! Pussy whistle! Arsehole!
Brother! Come on, walk,
[Hayri] Get out, get out, get out,
- [Hayri] Get out! - Stand firm!
[Hayri] Come on,
- [Serkan] Come on, - [Hayri] Come on, Come on,
Here you go,
Come on Hayri, you can do it bro,
- Hold this, - Give it,
[Hayri] Hold this, Czech!
- Come on, Hayri, - Leave!
[Hayri] I can't do it, brother,
I can't do it, you go,
- I will never leave and leave you here, - You save yourself,
You will get married again,
You will have many children,
Go bro, go,
Farewell,
- [Hayri] Stop! - What happened?
[Hayri] The wife and children are entrusted to you,
Kiss Murtaza for me,
- Caress Dalga's head, - [Serkan cries]
- He doesn't like to be kissed, - I know,
- Go ahead, - Farewell, brother,
[Hayri's crying sounds are heard]
Go ahead!
Brother?
- Brother? - Brother?
Fuck the brother, You left me?
- What was I going to do? You couldn't go up, - You left it, son of a bitch,
[gunshots]
[Hayri] Run, run!
[Serkan] Slow!
- Brother! - Impossible!
If you love God,
- I'll put my hand in here for two minutes and get it, - No, I won't let go!
Well, I have two children, Let me love your eyes,
That's why I say don't do it, You have two children,
My money is burning!
[the gun is fired]
Why are you running away, you bastards?
Brother,
Something happened,,,
If you give us two seconds, can we sort this out?
Brother, brother, such a thing cannot happen,
- I'll fuck your brother, - The devil fills it,
Brother, I have nothing to do with it,
- [Hayri] Say it like that, son, - You said so,
Son, wasn't the money business yours? I'm a coffee friend of mine, bro,
- They're all lies, - Sir, I don't even know,
How come you don't know, son? You said come, let's get the money,
Do I have anything to do with money?
I see money for the first time in my life, brother,
Let me love your eyes, Can I go out bro?
- Where's the bag? - [Serkan] Brother, we were just going to solve that,
The bag fell into the fire,
I swear to God what you will do,
Repentance is astaghfirullah, Don't say that, bro,
Then say your last prayer,
Oh, so how are you going to hit it straight like that? Won't there be such commonplaces?
If you want, turn around and I'll hit your ass twice,
- Repentance is astaghfirullah, - [Bülent] Is this a movie?
Raise your hands!
Brother, I'm asking you to look, I have nothing to do with it,
- I put it around my neck, - It gets stuck in your throat, baby,
The things I put in your pussy,
Fuck your mother…
[Serkan] Fuck your mother, What did you do bro?
What will I do, bro? I saved our lives,
Go, go,
[Upbeat music enters]
If you hadn't, I would have died by now, you know?
- Thank you very much, brother, - Actually, thank you bro,
If it weren't for you, Hayri, I wouldn't have been able to meet my Zeynep,
I kiss your eyes,
- Hayri, - I kiss your cheeks,
Zeynep never kissed me this much,
If you're in trouble, call me, okay?
OK, of course,
Your brother Hayri is on the phone,
- I'll come right away, - Ok,
- Forgive me, - Well done bro,
- Go ahead, - You go, brother,
- I'll go by car, - I'll wait for the bus too,
- Ok, - Come on,
[Serkan] Come on, Go ahead,
- Ok, - Do it to me too,
[Serkan] Come on, go,
- Call me, - I'll call,
Go ahead,
What the hell is this?
[Hayri] Come on, a million! One million! One million!
Pull and deflate the tire for 500 thousand liras!
Elastic for every waist, body and ass!
Come on, your brother Hayri is here!
One million! One million! Come on!
Legenci!
[Wave] Dad!
- What did you do, son? Did you give? - We gave the basins to our father,
My lion sons,
Two, three, four, five…
- You didn't scratch it, did you? - No, dad, what's the scratching,,,
Wow my coach!
My smart son,
Dad, should we sell illegal cigarettes? And we earn more money that way,
My mind is mine!
Wow, what a smart kid you are, huh?
No such words from now on, okay?
When school starts, it's just lessons,
Is it okay my lion?
- [Murtaza] Okay, dad, - Is it okay, my lion?
My smart sons,
[the phone rings]
- My mother, - Your mother is calling,
- Sir, the meaning of my life? - My Hayri,
Hey, my rose?
Would you like to buy two loaves of bread on your way home?
Let me take it, my dear, What did you cook?
- I made a lozenge, you'll like it, - You do it and I don't like it?
Come on, say something nice to your wife,
- Let me sing you a poem, - Like this,
Rose opens hollow hollow
Is it ever possible to be satisfied?
It neither produces honey nor cream
My problem is to slip into you
[shouting] Hayri!
Come on,
Let's go, dad,
Legenci!
Come on! Withdraw now, the elastic band is 500 liras! Here you go, son,
Elastic for every waist, body and ass!
[Hayri] Brother, what the heck…
[Serkan] I'm so sorry,
- [Hayri] The car is coming, - [director] Shall we cut it?
[Serkan] Let's stop,
- [Serkan] OK, I'm here, - [Hayri] Give it back, come back,
[Hayri] Very good, hold on, Come back, Come on,
[Serkan] I'm so upset! What is this?
[Hayri] Come back,
[Hayri] Come back, Come back,
What didn't you like?
Child of the animal, Son of the animal,
[Hayri] What do you like…
This time it sat well,
Come, come, okay, come,
What didn't you like about it?
What is your name?
- Serkan, - What's normal about this?
[They both laugh]
[Serkan] God bless you,
[Hayri laughs]
[Serkan] An animal son of an animal,
Animal son animal, What were you just saying here?
- He would be his relative, - [Hayri laughs]
[Hayri] Are you going?
[Serkan] No,
[Serkan] God damn you,
That's enough,
Please stop,
It would be nice if you didn't make the final,
- What you did to me,,, - Repentance or…
Either hold my nose and pull, Play with my moustache and I will be your sacrifice,
Oh, go away,
Forgive me,
Don't do that!
- [Hayri] Wait, okay, okay, - Are you doing it on purpose?
Well done,
[Hayri] Come on, come on again,
- Forgive me, - Well done bro,
[Serkan laughs]
[Serkan] My ears are ringing, Come on,
[Serkan laughs]
It's starting!
- Forgive me, - You laugh,
- But what if… - Come on, come on,,,
- Just hold it like this, let's finish it, - Ok,
[Hayri] Forgive me,
Well done,
[Serkan and Hayri laugh]
- Don't do it, bro, - I am sorry,
Sorry,
- It'll end now, - Come on,