[upbeat music plays]
[AJ] I don't care what anyone tells you,
Dating is a sport,
And as we all know, not everyone is good at sports,
Either you win,,,
Yo, do you guys like magic?
[AJ] ,,,or you lose,
Oh, no, do you guys--
[AJ] And everybody knows money definitely helps,
Hey, guys, How is it going?
-I'm gonna take it, -Exactly,
[both laugh]
-No? -It's okay, I got you, bro,
Thank you, I appreciate that, Damn, you mean girl,
What else can I get you, guys?
Well, more whisky, definitely,
But make sure you're heavy on it
because I don't wanna drink a river
before I catch a whaa!
[laughs]
And make it neat,
-Don't worry, I got you, bro, -Thank you, Jesus,
-She's just being rude tonight, -I was about to mush her,
-Yeah, whatever, -Shit,
[AJ] Yo, I'm AJ,
I want you to follow my friend David and I
as we demonstrate,
Ooh,
What?
She is bad, boy,
Ooh, sure you're right,
[both laugh]
[AJ] Now this woman here, for example, is a semi baddie,
Not a full ten, but definitely above five,
Her dress is so tight, she can barely move,
But that's the price females pay to look beautiful,
And I'm so drunk right now,,,
[AJ chuckles]
I don't even care,
I'm willing to split and divide,
Let's go, Let's leave somebody home straight,
Somebody's taking the Uber tonight,
[mysterious music plays]
[groans]
Shit,
Damn,
She must have had a built-in waist trimmer,
Maybe I was too drunk to see that gut,
Oh, I gotta stop drunk sleeping with these women,
[woman farts]
Oh, my God,
What did you-- Ew,
Oh, hell, no, We gotta do something about this,
[screams]
There's a fire! Wake up!
We gotta roll, We're gonna die!
Oh, my God!
Wake up! Wake up!
[low-pitched voice] Oh, my God, baby, You all right?
Hell, no, Woman, are you crazy?
Look, you got to go before we burn up,
[normal voice] There ain't no fire,
-You're always playing around, -[chuckles]
You got me, But you still gotta go, though,
Not really a morning kisser,
Look, you got to go,
I'm not trying to be late to my board meeting, okay?
Can we get something to eat after your meeting?
Something to eat?
Uh, look like you already had something to eat,
Breakfast, lunch and dinner,
What did you say?
I really wish I could,
but I'm not trying to get fired,so, look, let's go,
I'm gonna help you up, I got your wig,
You put this on right here,
I could just--
You still have the tag on it, Were you about to return it?
My dress ain't cheap,
Well, you need to return to where you came from,
Let me help you on with this,
[both grunt]
Look, this ain't working, You got to go,
Hey, don't rip the tag on my dress,
-I gotta take this back, -This ain't working,
Bye,
Let's go,
See you later, Bye-bye,
Dang, you ain't even gonna feed me?
Damn, what, were you wake up hungry?
Hold on a minute,
Damn,
There you go, Call you later,
You ain't got my number, though,
-Give me later,-What do you mean though, Daddy?
I love you,
I love you, Dad,
You can be my baby's dad,
[sighs]
Now she loves me,
[hip-hop music plays]
Right here,
Hey, chief,
Victoria,
Huh?
Okay, whatever,
[exhales]
[AJ exhales]
[knocking on the door]
-Who is it? -It's AJ, sir,
Have some mail for you,
Come in,
[clears his throat]
I'm sorry, is there something else?
Yes, sir,
I just want to take the moment
to say how thankful I am to be working here,
And I've been brushing up
on my application development skills,
Sir, I've even gotten Java and PowerShell certifications,
I would love to be considered for the development team,
-Is that right? -Yes, sir,
What is it you do here?
I'm a mail manager, sir,
Oh, Well, uh,,,
-AJ, AJ, sir, -AJ,
I suggest keeping your job as our mail clerk--
Manager,
Mail manager, sir,
It's different,
Still mail, And as I was saying
before you so rudely interrupted me,
I suggest keeping your job,
And if there's anything else you'd like, contact HR
and go through our normal recruiting process, okay?
Settled?
Yes, sir, Thank you,
[muttering] That's why nobody likes working for your ass,
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Grass, Nice grass, sir,
[chuckles]
You guys have a good day, I'm watching you, Earl,
All right now,
I've seen what you brought home last night,
Your wife ain't gonna like that,
Oh, hey now,
Let's go down and address the ball,
Okay,
[chuckles]
Okay, um,,,
Too-- too much,
Um, that's great,
Great-- great posture,
Are you oblivious?
-That was great, -Good?
Yeah, that was, oh, all very good,
-Thank you, -Very, very good,
Uh, excuse me, beautiful,
Got any ammo for,,, these bazookas?
Those noodles, you mean?
Noodles, girl? Why you playing with me?
Is it cause you love me?
How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you, -Uh-huh,
Where is Daddy-o, Daddy-o, Daddy-o, Daddy-o?
Well, Daddy-o is not here, But you know who is?
-Who? -Richard,
I don't worryabout no bully head-ass Richard,
Richard ain't got nothing on me,
He is a loser,
Ever since he came out of his mama's faint poom-poom,
he's been a loser to me,
I'm a winner, You want a real man,
Winner, winner, chicken dinner, baby,
-Yeah, -Is that right?
-Okay, -Sounds serious,
-Who are we talking about? -This stupid dog of mine, man,
He's so crazy, He's blind,
Every time I try to play a game with him,
he's always crashing the stuff,
Chairs, desk, corners of the wall,
I threw the ball, he runs to the couch,
Throw the ball again, he jumps off the couch,
smashes his face into the mirror, stupid dog,
I wish I could just put him down'cause he needs to die,
-That's actually pretty cruel, -And intentional,
-Yeah, -Ow!
Where's your compassion for animals?
[David groans]
Come on, baby, we got reservations,
I'm sure David will still be here tonight
to talk to your ears off,
Okay, Uh, bye, David,
I'm gonna grab my stuff, babe,
Bye, Listen--
Bye, David,
Okay,
Ow,
[grunts]
[AJ grunts]
-AJ? -[grunts]
Natasha James?
Wow,
It's been a minute,
High school, to be exact,
Yeah, You sill fine as I remember,
You still have those same wack pick-up lines,
-[AJ chuckles] -[laughs]
How've you been?
I've been good, You know, just working out,
Well, I don't know, doesn't seem like it,
Well, I've been doing a lot of cardio, you know,
Trying to slim down,
Ain't all about muscle mass,
It's about being in shape,
Feeling good about yourself,
-Anyways, so how've you been? -Amazing,
You know me, I'm always on my grind, always working,
Tell me about it,
I can't believe it's been since high school,
Yeah, Why haven't I seen you here before?
Well, I just signed up about last week,
I just got back from Portland,
Okay,
And I can see why you like it here,
Oh, come on now, Natasha,
I'm not the same guy I was in high school,
Maybe not,
But you still got them same scrawny little muscles,
[laughs]
What's up? How's David?
You guys still friends?
Yeah, that's actually my roommate now,
Mmm, I rest my case,
All right, Let me take you out and show you I've changed,
Boys don't change,
Yeah, but men do,
[laughs]
Boy, you wasn't even checking for me,
You was checking for little mama over there,
Anyway, I gotta get back to working out,
It was good seeing you, Bye,
Oh, damn,
Did she just play me like that?
So, she goes on the back nine,
pulls out the sandwich and yells, "Four!"
[laughs]
My man, you're so crazy,
He's so crazy, What's up, man?
[Pat] Hey, David, How are you doing?
Good, good, good, Can't complain,
I see you out there on the green
with that bad, bad thing, brother,
-Which one? -Which one?
Um, plaid pants,
butt busting out,
yellow top, titties on fleek,
One who went to the doctor
and got the "I need everything catastrophically big" sale,
That one, That one,
-That's Amber, -I bet that's Amber,
[sighs]
She is plump,
She wants you,
She's chose upon you,
She wants your "benaee,"
So-- so wait, you think she wants to do business with me?
No, brother, I didn't say business,
She wants the "benaee,"
your crotch rocket,
She wants the sauce in your pants,
you know, down-- down under there,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
-She's chosen upon you, -I don't know,
Yeah, she likes you, you like that?
I don't know,
Man, you should let me help you,
You seem to be swimming in the ocean
and can't get wet,
That's all I'm saying,
Where is she at?
She's right over there,
Ooh,
Lucky guy, Won't he do it?
Okay,
[laughs]
So, what do I do?
Brother, first thing you gotta do
is you gotta jump the fear, man,
Woman like confidence,
You ain't got confidence, man,
You gotta drop that fear,
you gotta let that girl know
how special she is to you,
You know what I'm saying?
You need to find a way to get on her good side,
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, So, what do I say?
Um,,,
Ask her out on a date, you know?
Not the movies, She don't look like a movie type,
You gonna be in the dark just staring at it,
You're supposed to get sex after that,
No, that's strange,
Just never [inaudible] play, No, you--
You-- you definitely need to take her out
to, like, the Hollywood sign or something,
Go hiking,
Yeah, yeah, hiking,
You think she'll like that?
She'll look at you and she'll be like,
"Oh, he's so different,
I never had this before,"
You know, you got the look, you got the swag,
you just need the confidence,
-Go get your girl, boy, -Okay,
-I can do this, -I know you can do this,
I can do this,
It's time for you to go get your girl,
I'm gonna go get her,
Get up before she finished that,,,
I'm gonna go get my girl,
,,,Crown Royal, that Moscato,
Looks like she like that Belvedere,
She's already probably ready, you know what I'm saying?
[AJ whistles]
Hi, Amber,
Hi, Pat,
So, you just coming from the range?
Yes, I had fun today,
Amber, I was just wondering
what you were doing this weekend,
I was thinking about maybehiking up to the Hollywood sign,
I thought it would be fun if you came with me,
Wow, That sounds like fun,
It's so creative,
I would love to,
Can I give you my number?
Yeah, yeah,
[clears his throat]
Sure,
[clears his throat]
[Amber] You have my number, Make sure you call me,
I would definitely call you,
[Amber] Okay,
Thank you,
[both chuckle]
I told you boy,
Ooh!
I said you could do it,
It's you,
You,
-It's you, man, -No,
I only put the thing into play,
but you, you execute,
I would have never done this without you,
What can I say?
I just know I got the swag, you know what I'm saying?
Listen, I know it's not that much, man, but--
[David] Hey, you know what I'm saying?
[Pat] I just-- I wanna thank you,
Seriously,
-Yeah? Okay, -I never would've done this,
Man, just tell me how that date goes, brother,
-I will, -Tell me how the date goes,
[Pat chuckles]
I will, You, It's you,
Oh,
[Pat laughs]
That's what I do to help,
Oh, man,
Oh, shit, man,
[laughs]
Oh, dawg,
Hey, AJ,
I think I got an idea, I need you to call the boys,
Bring them over,
I still can't believe he gave you 500 dollars for that,
Yeah, but you believe all these groceries he got,
[laughs]
Bro, if it was me, I would have got a rack,
[Jaron] The only rack you can get
is from your bum ass job at the rib shack,
You can get out of here with your broke ass,
But at least I got a job, nigga,
Would you all focus?
Do y'all know what this could mean for us?
Why don't you tell us since you're so excited
about 500 dollars?
When's the last time
you made 500 dollars?
Exactly,
Look, brothers,
I'm talking about coming together
and starting a business,
helping guys get girls,
I made 500 dollars without even trying,
Bro, your 500 dollars
ain't gonna help us start a business,
Bro, I know it won't, but think about it,
Use that big head and look at the big picture,
I'm talking about creating an app,
Yeah, but new apps come out every day,
Damn, negative Nancy, who bangedyour mom and told you about it?
I'm just saying that's a hard market to break into,
Yeah, but the right app could make us millionaires,
Our app would just teach guys how to date,
But you forgot which one of us
know anything about creating apps,
Yeah, yeah,
I might,
Thank you,
Positivity from this guy,
Hello,
I've been doing enough programming
that I think I could get something going,
And it will help me get even better with my skills,
But a dating app though?
Don't you think there is enough of those already?
Obviously not if you're still single,
See, our app isn't gonna be regular,
See, me and AJ are dripped in the swag sauce,
What we're gonna do is take that swag,
that sauce and put in a bottle, we're gonna spin it around,
mix it up and gonna serve it for profit,
I can use some stuff at Cyber Media after hours
to get us started,
Between equipment I have at disposal at the office
and company credit cards I can use for small stuff,
How the hell you get that? You're just a mail boy,
Manager,
Mail manager, It's different,
Anyways, we should be able to get started
with little to no risk to us if it doesn't work out,
If you think about it, you got me and Mike,
We can help with the social media and marketing,
Exactly,
True, true, true, 'cause we need something to do
with his life, 'cause this niggaain't got no job,
Taking care of your mama is a full-time job,
I thought you knew that, son,
Well, why don't you have her buy you
some real diamond earrings this time?
All right, All set, everything in motion,
We'll meet back here and wrap up the final details,
-Everybody in? -Word,
-I'm in, -I'm in,
Okay, cool,
-AJ? -Oh,
What are you still doing here?
I'm just dropping off the last bit of packages,
Oh, okay, Well, I'm heading out, man,
All right, You have a good night,
You too,
[sighs]
[exhales]
One,,,
two,,,
three,,,
four,,,
five,,,
-Hey, Natasha, -,,,six,
Back in the gym?
-Um, I'm here aren't I? -Yeah,
Girl, I'm sorry, do you mind giving me a minute?
That was a dumb question,
Anyways, I left the office really late last night,
Just decided to come in before went home,
I feel you,
Look, we keep bumping into each other,
You might as well let me take you out and show you
I'm not the same guy you met in high school,
-Okay, -Okay?
Oh, yeah, okay, yeah,
I mean, we can go out to eat as friends,
and take it from there,
You still have the same number?
Uh--
-Just give me your phone, -Oh, my phone, yes,
Uh,,,
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm good,
I still think you're a player, but you know I like to eat,
Yeah,
So, tomorrow night?
Tomorrow night works,
Okay,
Oh, no, Oh, no, no,
-I'll see you tomorrow, -Okay,
I'll get my sock,
Yeah, tomorrow,
Girl, did you see that?
He wanted to hug me here all sweaty,
Ugh,
[soft music plays]
What?
Ashley?
Hey, David,
What's up, baby girl? You all right?
I guess, just,,,
currently wishing that Richard valued my time
as much as he does his own,
All I need is a fraction of your time and I'd be cool,
You know what I'm saying?
Why don't we hang out?
Yeah, and I'm sure that Daddy and Richard
would totally go for that,
What are you talking about? They love me,
Yeah,
David, you're cute, really,
It's just I have too much going on right now,
and there's too much at risk, if you know what I mean,
And I do have a boyfriend, I guess,
Well,
he doesn't seem to be giving you
what you need right now,
Look,
I think you're beautiful,
I think you're amazing,
I see how hard you work here
and how much time you don't have to give,
so I think it should be valued,
I want you to be happy, okay?
I'm not even tripping, I really do,
But if you ever need somebody to talk to,
Thanks, David,
Yeah, no problem,
I should get-- maybe get back to work, yeah,
[chuckles]
That's probably best,
Um, I'm gonna wait,
He'll be here any minute, so--
All right, so--
All right,
Ooh,
[snores]
[David groans]
[both gasp]
My bad, But your bad too,
Don't be scaring me like that,
That's crazy,
It's cool, bro,
[chuckling] What's up with you?
It's kind of hard seeing you on the couch,
[sighs]
I've been working on this app
and working a nine to five the past day,
Barely got any sleep, so I just got home from work,
You definitely need to catch up on those Z's,
I'm just gonna be here dealing with my pain,
my issues, my sorrow,
What's wrong with you?
Uh, I tried to talk to Ashley today,
-Ashley? -[David] Yeah,
What? How did that go?
Horrible,
Richard is in the way,
Her pops doesn't like me,
He sees a better future for her,and it's not with me,
I really feel the one she needs
is staring her right in her breast--
-I mean,,, -[chuckles]
,,,her eyes,
I care about her, dawg,
I feel you, bro,
I don't mean to throw this in your face
while you're feeling that life,
but I got a date set up with Natasha,
Oh, that's good,
That's good, Good news,
I'm proud of you, I'm happy, I'm excited,
Yeah,
I mean, it's only food,
but if your boy still got it,
then it shouldn't be an issue for me,
[David] Yeah, right, no problem,You better eat it up,
You know what I'm saying?
[David laughs]
You're the man, I know it's all gonna work out,
♪ True ♪
-Do me a favor though, bro, -[David] What?
Call the boys up,
So I'm gonna pull up
and I got something important to show y'all,
I'm sure all you're gonna be happy about this,
-[David] Yeah, I bet, -I'm gonna get some more rest,
[David] No, man, just get that sleep,
We're here for you, brother, Ain't nothing,
We ready, We ready, we ready,
I just need to figure out Ashley,
Ashley, I hate your daddy and I hate your boyfriend,
[AJ] All right, so here it is,
This app works by new users, males looking to pull ladies,
downloading the app
and subscribing for our services,
Now, they can get certain stuff for free,
like a couple of basic tips,
access to reviews, and testimonials,
However,
where we make our cash
is by offering them lessons in swag
customized specifically for them,
We offer them a consultation,
And before they know it,
they will have ladies in the palm of their hands,
That's super tight,
So they download the app,
they subscribe,
How much are we charging them for a lesson?
Well, considering everyoneisn't making country club money,
I say two 200 dollars per month,
That get them one consultation per week,
They would just have to book it a day in advance,
You know we don't use even numbers, right?
We should do 199,99, don't you all think?
Okay, whatever, 199,99 it is,
So at this point, what we're gonna call it?
Personally, I like
"How to Get Hoes,"
But that's a dumbass decision,
I think we could do better than that
'cause we're creative, we're more creative than that,
Agreed,
All right, so we're selling swag,
we got swagger,
I feel like "Swag Inc," makes sense,
-No, that's corny, -Corny?
No, if you think about it, I kind of like "Swag Inc,"
It's different,
Thank you, Thank you, my brother,
Personally, I just like "How to Get Hoes,"
I bet you do,
Well, since we'll never call it
"How to get Hoes,"
it's official, "Swag Inc," it is,
We'll go live with the app tomorrow,
Cheer to that,
-I'll cheer on that, -Cheers!
How to Get Hoes? What's up with you, man?
No more of that,
-What's up, kid? -What's up, Rickey?
-How you doing, brother? -Good to see you, man,
Can't call it, Can't call it,
I see you here all the time, you know,
You seem like a really good dude,
You-- you-- you play golf?
Uh, man, I'll leave that to y'all professionals,
retirees with the pensions and stuff,
I just come in to work, get my dirty hands,
I mean, I'm cool, I like that,
-I wouldn't mind it, -[Rickey] All right,
-You know what I'm saying? -Nice, nice,
This is a little awkward,but this is a great opportunity,
so I'm gonna go ahead, Guys,,,
Hello, gentlemen, my name is David
and I have a company called Swag Inc,
where it is catered to you gentlemen
to indulge in women such as that,
Basically, what we're doing is trying to get you all
to step your game up and, you know what I'm saying,
put a few notches on them,
You know what I'm talking about,
This young buck is gonna give usa lesson in swag,
Oh, yeah,
Okay, tell me, if you are so good,
tell me how I can pull
that fine young honey behind the bar,
Rickey, Rickey, Rickey, have a little faith brother,
I got you, it's no problem,
All right, first step is always the easiest,
[Rickey] Uh-huh,
What you're gonna do is go over there
and order something,
Wait, wait, wait, Who is paying?
Ah, that's why y'all rich,
See, this is why you're in the golf course,
All right, this is a lot of money for me,
-Gotcha, gotcha, -So I need my check,
What you're gonna do, you go and get a small drink
or appetizer piece, no more than that,
Uh,,,
It's not about what you order,
'cause what you really wanna do
is find out what she likes
-when she gets off work, -Right,
See, maybe she likes what you like,
Maybe she don't,
Do we really care, gentlemen? No,
'Cause what it's really is about is taking
and incorporating that what she likes
into the first date,
You know what I'm saying?
I got you, got you, got you,
See, you don't know, Rickey,
She may already like you, Rickey,
Look at you, Rickey,
You are too pretty, Rickey,
She may already want you, Rickey,
She want your number,
In fact, however though,
you ain't twenty no more, Rickey,
No, I didn't say that,
You're like fifty-something, right?
Fifty-something with the pictures,
Easy, easy,
And everybody got a littlebit more, got a little bit less,
I'm just saying, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings,
So you gonna separate yourself,
You're gonna use your confidenceto show that she wants you
and you want her,
That's what's most important,
[imitates roar]
Yes, that's what I'm talking about,
We got this boy on the go,
-Go and show what you got, -All right, I'm going in,
I'm going in,
Go in and show what you got, bro,
-Yeah, -I like that, I like that,
So you see what I'm talking about?
Okay,
Okay, Uh,,,
So, basically, look,
You see him engage,
[chuckles]
Uh, hey,
Hey, pretty Rickey,
[Rickey chuckles]
You remember my name,
[Debbie] You're here again, huh?
[chuckles]
-You know me, -Yeah,
What can I get you to drink?
Oh,,, I'll have another beer,
Another one?
-You trying to get turned up? -Yeah,
[both laugh]
No, you know, I'm just trying to have some fun,
Speaking of fun, what do you do for fun?
Well, you know, I'm a single mom,
so I stay home most of the time with my kids,
but I really like sitting in front of my fire
with a nice glass of wine,
Do you ever get to any of the wineries?
No, not really,
But it sounds interesting, though,
Yeah, well, I'm a member of a couple of them,
Yeah, I'll tell you what, maybe, you know, sometime,
when you're not working,
we could go wine tasting,
Uh,,,
What do you say?
Mm,,,
You know what?
Okay, sounds good,
Let me--
[laughs]
Let me give you my number,
Okay, okay, all right,
-Here you go, -Nice,
-Looking forward to it, -Yeah, me too, Me too,
Swag Inc, is blowing up right now,
I'm gonna be rich,
I'm gonna be rich, You need to--
You need to subscribe to this app,
I'm telling you, you need to subscribe to this app,
'cause I ain't playing with y'all,
I'm [inaudible] man,
This is my last plate,
All right, nigga, subscribe,
Motherfucker,
Boy, do you see me?
Pick up,
Man, you don't even know how much we ballin' boy
we'll get so much, buddy boy,
AJ, it's serious, it's financially serious,
Well, you never had money like this,
AJ, seriously, call me back,
Call me back, Call me back, AJ!
Call me,
Uh,,,
Ashley?
Ashley,
Hey, Ashley,
Hey,
You-- you okay?
Not really, but I'll be okay,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, now,
You okay? You could talk to me if you need to,
I mean, you don't have to, but you--
you could talk to me if you need to,
[sobs]
Why do men have to be so stupid?
You guys get two heads but no brain,
You have the most amazing, perfect, beautiful woman
that does everything right and--
and you guys are still gonna mess it up
over some dumb stupid hoe,
[chuckles]
Please don't tell me
Richard was stupid enough to cheat on you,
The bottom line is when it comes to the things like this,
I mean,
people aren't thinking when they cheat,
You don't think,
And unfortunately,
the stupid guys could be really selfish,
And now I'm at work
and I'm all in my feelings over Richard,
No, No, now, look,
This happens to all of us,
I'm here for you if you need someone to talk to,
a shoulder to cry on,
someone to just kick it with you
and get your mind off of this stupid, stupid situation,
I know,
You're--
You're really sweet, Thanks,
I--
I'm a mess and,,,
I need to get back to work,
You're not a mess, but you do need to get back to work,
And pretty girls shouldn't cry,
Pretty girls don't cry,
especially strong, beautiful black women such as yourself,
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you never know,
the future could be bright for you,
Maybe the right man comes
with the right kind of everything you need,
You know what I'm saying?
At least you could tell Daddy
Richard ain't all that,
It's the queen, You know what I'm saying?
Thank you,
Don't let the white boy hold you down,
-Oh, come on, -You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm here for, I'm here for you,
You know what I'm saying?
♪ Days might be different ♪
♪ I come back, you never know ♪
♪ You know what I'm saying?
♪ I'm feeling good ♪
♪ Today was a good day for me ♪
♪ I'm sorry you went through this ♪
♪ I'm gonna make sure it's a good day for you ♪
♪ Just tell me what you need, what you want ♪
-[Ashley] Get out of here, -You know what I'm saying?
You are so stupid,
You're damn right, I'm stupid, stupid for you, girl,
[laughs]
-Whatever, -See? See?
Get out of here, I got work to do,
All right, I'm gonna go to work,You should be happy--
-So, Natasha, -So, AJ,
How come we never dated in high school?
It's like no matter what I triedto do and impress you,
nothing would work,
That's the problem,
What?
Is that all you did
was try to impress,
Oh,
You know, being yourself is enough,
High school AJ just wasn't my type,
All you and your boys ever did was whatever you had to do
to get the girl and it was on to the next,
I don't think that's exactly how I was in high school,
[chuckling] What?
You went to three different high school proms
with three different girls,
I mean, yeah, at least they were all nice,
[chuckles]
So, what do you look for now?
I don't know,
Someone that has it together,
Looks are great,
but I don't want no broke man,
I don't want no promoter or dealer,
I just want a normal relationship
with a guy that works hard,
puts me first,
so that in return I can do the same,
I see,
What about you?
I don't know,
I mean, all women are beautiful,
Spoken like a true hoe,
[chuckles]
I mean, obviously
I'm looking for something more than looks,
I think I'm in the point in my life where I need someone
who can challenge me intellectually
and push me to be my best,
All the more reason I like being around you,
You know,
I feel the same,
Tonight's been really nice,
I feel the same way too,
-Cheers! -Cheers!
You are so beautiful,
Thank you,
[David] ♪ I'm a lion ♪
♪ I'm a lion ♪
♪ This is what I told that chick ♪
♪ I'm a lion ♪
[hums]
[imitates roar]
-What the hell is all this? -[gasps]
-Hello, AJ, -Don't hello AJ me,
What the hell is all that stuff and where did you get it?
Just enjoying the fruits of our labor,
What fruits?
Well, you would know
if you answered the text message back
or at least calls, brother, or answer the phone,
Okay, I'm sorry
I didn't answer your call earlier,
Forgiven,
I was getting ready for a date with Natasha,
Ooh, Natasha!
How was that? How did it go?
It went well,
I think,
Hopefully, I'd get a second date with her,
You know, she's not like any other girl I dated,
I gotta work really hard for her,
[David] Really hard, Man, I don't know,
Something just tells me it's gonna be a real ride,
I mean, you might get anything you want,
[AJ] Nah, bro, she's special,
Oh, she is, okay, Okay, well, sure, no problem,
But you still need to explain
why it look like a Black Friday sale in here,
Have you not been paying attention
to what's been going on?
AJ, Swag Inc, is,,,
[imitating slow motion] ,,,blowing up!
-Really? -[David] Ooh!
Yeah, boy!
Get your head in the game, man,
Our first day,
we have over 2,000 subscribers,
AJ, that is over 2,000 subscribers to Swag Inc,
AJ, that's over 2,000 people
paying 199 dollars
and 99 cents, plus tax!
Oh, my God,
[David] Yes!
We're rich,
You feel me,
-We are rich, -Yeah, we are rich,
Oh, my God, we're rich!
♪ We are rich, we are rich ♪
♪ We are rich, we are rich, we are rich ♪
I feel like the King of Zamunda,
Look at this royal [inaudible],
My son works?
[laughs]
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Whatever you like,
How much did you spend, huh?
Couch,,,
David, how much did you spend?
It's real nice TV, right?
You know that's real gold,
Gosh, so you're gonna make me tell you this, All right,
-Twenty thousand dollars, -Twenty thousand dollars?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Chill, fool, chill,
We still got over 400,000 dollars
to invest, trick-off, go on vacation,
find that special girl, that right--
You know what I'm saying?
You know what? You're right,
You damn right, I'm right,
You know, we gotta tell the boys ASAP,
And we gotta get an office,
Now you're right,
I gotta figure out how I'm going to quit my job,
-Yeah, -Same,
Walk into that office and do what I do,
♪ 'Cause we ain't po' no mo', no po' mo' ♪
We're rich! We are rich! We are rich!
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, shit,
-Oh, my-- -Okay, you were right,
-I told you, -He was right,
-I told you, I was right, -I was right,
Damn, I was right, Damn, I was right,
Now I can quit the barbeque job officially,
Yes, still cool,
Fellas, pay attention, man, Look, we are getting money,
That's all that matters right now,
True, true, Right,
But how do we get the numbers to grow?
[upbeat music plays]
Let's do it again, Let's do it, Come on,
Look at the numbers,
Look,
[all scream]
-Oh, my God, -Let's go!
Yes, let's go, Let's go, Let's go, baby,
Let's go, baby, Let's go, baby,
Hey, what's up, man? You good?
Yeah,
[sighs]
Victoria,
AJ, "whats" happened?
Yeah, I just wanted to let you know
that today is my last day working at Cyber Media,
Oh, that's so cool,
Yeah, Victoria, I didn't understand
anything you just said, but I just wanted
to let you know that today is my last day
working here at the company,
Oh, you savage, I--
I keep doing the,,,
And it doesn't matter,
Are you trying to say savage?
And yes, I am savage,
I actually started my own business,
[Victoria gasps]
Uh-huh, It's an app called Swag Inc,
I really wanted to stop by and say bye,
but also let you knowI'll be needing developers soon,
-Oh, "counts" me in, -[AJ] You mean count you in?
Okay, cool, Slide me your info,
Okay,
-What info would that be? -Oh, hey, Mr, Stevenson,
I was just talking to Victoria about getting her contact info,
-Oh, You two are friends? -Yes,
And that's strange,
'cause I've never seen you two talk before,
So, what's this I heard about you going somewhere?
Yeah, I had an opportunity come up
that could just not let go,
But I really enjoyed working here,
-What kind of opportunity? -Just some investment banking,
[laughs]
Sorry, no offense, but you?
I mean, you just don't strike me
as the investment banking type,
Okay,
But good luck with your journey,
I'll be contacting you,
And, Mr, Stevenson,
thank you for the opportunity to work here,
Yeah,
Well, I appreciate you guys coming out
and engaging with the space,
And with that, we complete our tour,
What do you guys think?
We'll take it,
[all cheer]
All in, all in,
One, two, three, Swag Inc,!
Woo!
Yo, hurry up, man,
Okay, sorry,
You're all ready?
Yo!
Ooh!
All right,
Yo, bro, I'm really excited for the future of this company,
Shit, I'm excited too,
My G,
I mean, we're all making money, we got boxes and stuff,
[cell phone rings]
Uh, hello?
So you're just gonna up and quit
without giving a two weeks' notice
or even saying goodbye, huh?
Um, I'm sorry,
I have no idea who this is,
I'm tired, I'm working with my boys,
we got a company, got things going,
-Hello, -[Ashley] It's Ashley, silly,
[coughs]
I wasn't here when you quit
and I just got the word,
so I decided to take the liberty of looking up
your phone number, since I'm your boss and all,
Hope you don't mind,
Oh, girl, that's cool,
I mean,,,
That's totally fine,
I just wanted to say thank you,
you know, for all your support the other day
when I was dealing everything with Richard,
And I like to go to dinner
if you're still interested,
I'm definitely interested,
[chuckles]
Yeah, let's do it,
[Ashley] Okay, perfect,
How about tomorrow night?
There's this great spot in Santa Monica,
They have really good Italian food,
I'll send you the info, and you can pick me up,
I'll talk to you then,
Thank you for calling,
And it's about time,
Bye, David,
Bye, Ashley,
[jazz music playing]
Excuse me, sir,
[Betty sighs]
-Betty, -So sorry to bother you, sir--
Well, we've already established you're bothering me, so--
[chuckling] Sir, you're so funny,
I just wanted--
Nothing very big,
I just have this month's
outstanding credit card transactions,
and they need your approval,
-Well, let me see them, -Okay, There you go,
There aren't that many,
There's just Josh Ojo
and Ceci Thomas
and Antoine Johnson, AJ,
-AJ? -Uh-huh,
Yeah, he-- he doesn't have too many transactions, but--
And they're not exorbitant, you can see here,
but they're outstanding, nonetheless,
These are all for a manage service provider?
Yeah, I'm-- I'm sorry, sir,
I-- I only do the amounts and the dates,
I don't do the merchants,
so I have no idea what you're saying,
No, of course you don't, Betty,
But a manage service provider, as the name implies,
it hosts or provides IT service for another company,
Could be as small as providing servers
or managing the entire network,
Oh, well, now isn't that interesting, sir,
seeing how AJ manages our mailroom?
I mean, that seems like odd transactions,
don't you think?
Odd?
Indeed,
[Betty] Very odd, sir,
Well, shake it while you take it, Betty,
Okay, yes, sir,
You know what, Betty?
Let me hold on to those,
Okay, Thank you, sir,
And I'll still shake it while I make it,
-Thank you, Betty, -[laughs]
You're looking good, Betty,
Thank you, sir,
Good gang, though,
What the fuck?
Relax, Relax,
Relax,
You good? You good ,bro?
-Who is that? -You good?
[David] I don't know, Hey, girl,
That's Bianca, Yeah, the new executive assistant,
I mean, my bad,
the Swag Inc,'s executive assistant,
Oh, yeah?
Me and Jaron felt we could use an executive assistant,
Okay,
That's cool right there, That's cool,
Well, hey, welcome to the team,
Thank you,
We'll be in the conference room in case anyone needs us,
Sir, the conference room is that way,
I told you,
When did we put the conference room over there?
You already knew that,
I never said I wanted the conference over there,
[AJ] Okay, let's officially get things started,
Good morning, everyone,
Does anyone have any new information
they'd like to share right off the gate?
Okay, then let's jump right into it,
How is our social media marketing coming along?
[with an accent] Our social media is exquisite,
We have influencers who have agreed to let us
use their content for a small fee
if it applies to what we're trying to do here at Swag Inc,
Mmm,,,
Why are you taking like that?
Like what?
-Why are you taking like that? -Like what?
Nigga, why are you taking like Bryant Gumbel?
Thank you,
[laughs]
This is my professional voice
for this company,
We don't need a professional voice, bro,
We just need the information, man,
Professional companies need professional employee,
Whatever, Mike, just give us the damn information,
Damn, bro, what voice you want me to use?
Whatever makes you feel good,
Great, As I was saying, our social sites have grown
by the thousands in the short amount of time
that we have been operational here at Swag,
Perfect,
How about we get someone to let us coach them
while on livestream?
That could be big,
Matter of fact, let's do that, Okay, next,
Okay, for marketing, we got an ad campaign,
Gotta run before the video content
on three different platforms that target the age group
that we're looking for,
Also, Relationship Magazine wants to do an article
about our dating app,
explaining why men with Swag
got a chance to getting a date,
We should think about that,
Nice, I think David should be really involved
with that article since himand I both do Swag consultation,
Yeah, Yeah, I'm on it,
I hope you guys have some fun
with your newfound success at Swag Inc,
You've earned it,
All right,
That's what I'm talking about,
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about,
No problem,
Great, man,
[David mutters]
What?
Hell, what is up with you, man?
What do you mean?
You've just been so happy
all of a sudden all day today,
Oh, oh, that's 'cause I'm texting Ashley
about our date tonight,
-Ashley? -[laughs]
Oh, man, man, my bad,
We've been so busy working hard,I forgot to tell you, bro,
But yeah, Ashley, Ooh!
Okay, player, you think you're ready for that date?
I know we both got game,
but that's a whole another league
you're about to jump into,
Uh, what do you mean?
Bro, you've seen Richard,
He's a rich airheaded model,
That's her type, That's her whole family side,
That's been her type her whole life,
So I know she expect to have fun with you,
But for you to make it work,
if you wanted to go beyond that,
you're gonna have to change,
Damn, Damn, you're right,
Oh, man,
Do you think you're ready for that?
I thought I was ready for that,
I was having a good day until you said that, but--
So, I'm not tripping but--
Bro, you know I love you and I'm gonna look out for you,
-You know what I'm saying? -Man, no, you're right,
I'm gonna come up with a plan,
-I hope so, -Yeah, I got it,
All right, all right, All right, I say thank you,
Thank you, All right, No, no, 'cause you're right,
Just don't want you to take any--
And her dad don't even like me, man,
Bro, I don't want you taking any L's out here,
I mean, we got Swag Inc, now, we gotta stay swagged up,
Watch me get this done,
[Stevenson] I've asked you all here today
to discuss a very urgent matter,
Seems that one of our own former employee has--
has left the company,
somebody I'm sure you're all quite familiar with,
Of course, I'm talking about Antoine Johnson,
or more commonly known as TJ--
AJ,
Right,
Exemplary employee,
He ran the mailroom meticulously,
He showed great promise,
In fact, I told him,
"Antoine, you're good,
Bro, you're good,
You're so good,
you get the required training,
I'm gonna kick you-- kick you up,"
That's right,
"I'm gonna kick you up to software programming team,"
He--
He was more than a valuable employee,
He--
He was more than a homie,
He--
He was like a son to me,
Yeah, firstborn, Yeah,
I plucked him right out of the hood,
-South Central, -There it goes,
How did he pay me back?
[clicks his tongue]
Stabbed me right in the back,
[grunts]
-It hurts, hurts right here, -[Betty] Oh,
[Stevenson] But then he did the worst of it,
He also
made fraudulent charges,,,
Unreal,
,,,using the company credit card,
So,,,
here's what I need from all y'all,
I need you to keep your eyes open,
Keep your ears down on the street,
check emails, listen up,
I'm not telling you to spy on your--
Well, yeah, I am telling you to spy on your employees,
Get to the bottom of this,
Jiovan, you with me?
It's James,
-It is, I knew that, -[Betty] It is,
'Cause I believe in the company, right?
One love,
-Who with me? One love! -One love!
-Let me hear you, One love! -[all] One love!
[Stevenson] One love!
-[all] One love! -[Betty] Yeah,
Go get him, go get him!
Bun boy, go get him,
Go get him, bun boy,
You looking smart,
[David hums]
Richard,
Just the man I was looking for,
-What's up, man? -[Rickey] Hey,
-What up? -It's good to see you,
And I'm glad you took my advice on that haircut,
Player, player, player, looking good,
Yeah, And it worked too, man,
Listen, I just wanna thank you
for helping an old man get some,
Man, I took that thing home
and beat it up like I was a cop,
You're like my dad, I don't need the details,
But I'm glad for you, brother, That's real cool,
[Rickey] My bad, my bad,
You seen Ashley around here?
-No, man, I can't say I have, -All right, good,
As a low-key, I need to have a favor from you really bad,
Oh, man, you know I got you,
I finally got my first date with Ashley,
I don't fit in,
I don't think I even belong,
I hate to say this,
I need you to make me like Richard,
I need to be like Richard,
Yeah, we might need some help with that one,
Pfft, duh,
I think I got it,
Whoa!
What?
Yeah!
[upbeat music plays]
You know, you really surprised me,
Why? Why is it? Why? Why do you say that?
Wine,
walking on the outside of the street,
opening my door, pulling up my chair,
No offense, but I didn't even know
you knew how to do those things,
[both chuckle]
You know, I'm surprised,
I'm surprised that you feel that way,
I guess, you know,
I'm used to a lot of guys approaching me
but I think I was so accustomed to Richard
and his mundane routine and being emotionless,
I kind of forgot what it's like
when a guy really pays attention to you,
And you seem to really takeinterest in me, and I like that,
I'm infatuated with you,
And when it comes to people that I feel
are very special to my heart,
I feel this is important
to pay them the utmost attention,
Well, I definitely have been paying attention to you,
[David] Huh?
Yeah,
And I'm actually really proud of you,
I'm excited for you and your new business venture,
I gotta be honest,
I just--
I know my destiny has a lot for me
than just being a long time waiter,
You know, No,
-No, okay, no one is around, -[Ashley chuckles]
I got no problem with that but--
I don't think anyone thinks that,
But who cares what people think anyway?
That's right,
You can't live your life worried
about other people's opinions of you,
And I know that probably sounds crazy coming from me,
but it's a lesson that I'm learning
and maybe I can teach it to you,
-You could teach me, -Yeah,
Why don't we get out of here?
Okay, I might take you home,
It's only that I'm enjoying myself,
[chuckles]
I didn't say anything about going home,
Garçon!
Um, check!
Well, I've been looking into this AJ situation,
And it appears that a Cyber Media credit card
was being used for purchases
on a website titled Swag Inc,
[Betty] Huh,
Apparently, the service provider
sold the domain for the website
along with several other network services to AJ
when he used the card,
Really?
Yes, Swag Inc, is a business website
that's a popular dating app,
Ah, a dating app,
Go on,
Customers make payments through the website,
[laughs]
AJ, Wow,
All right,
Let me tell you what we're gonna do,
First of all, great work,
Thank you,
Betty, I want you to set up a meeting with AJ
and I want you to keep this meeting quiet,
But I want you to be there when we meet with AJ
as my IT expert, okay?
-Very well, sir, -Good work,
Yeah, this was good work, Really g--
[gentle music plays]
Wow,
You like it?
Like ain't a strong enough word,
[chuckles]
Well, you know how I do,
And you are doing it well,
Yeah, Walk in front of me, Let me see you real quick,
[chuckles]
Damn,
Let me follow right behind you girl,
Yes,
Do not look back when you do that look back, girl,
[laughs]
[upbeat sexy music plays]
-This place is really dope, -Really dope,
Do you mind if I squeeze myself real quick?
I'm gonna go to the ladies room,
-I'll be right back, -Okay,
-Hey, AJ, -[AJ] Oh, Stacey, Hey,
-How are you? -[AJ] I'm good, How are you?
I text you a few times,
but you don't return my messages,
I'm sorry, I've just been a little bit busy,
[AJ chuckles]
[Stacy chuckles]
Are you-- are you here with somebody?
I actually am,
Oh, well, I'm gonna leave you to it,
-Okay, Nice seeing you, Stacey, -[Stacy] Nice seeing you too,
All right,
Now, don't forget about me after you're done with her,
Natasha, Natasha!
-Natasha, -No!
-Natasha, wait, -No!
-Just-- -Stop following me,
You've already wasted your time
and you damn sure already wasted mine,
Natasha, I promise you it's not what it looks like,
So you didn't just kiss that girl in there?
-No, She kissed me, -Are you freaking kidding me?
I'm being so serious right now,
You didn't try to stop her either,
Taking woman as they come, huh? Same old AJ,
This is why I never opened up to you before,
Natasha, just come back inside and let's talk about it,
No! Matter of fact, do us both a favor,
Lose my number,I never wanna talk to you again!
-Natasha, -Get off of me!
-Natasha, please! -Get off!
[exhales]
[sad music plays]
-Thank you, -No problem,
-AJ, -Oh,
Hey, it's been a while,
[AJ] How you doing, Mr, Stevenson?
-How you doing? -Great to see you,
Please, have a seat,
Okay,
-Thanks for coming by, -No problem,
You all mentioned that was urgent matter at hand
and, you know, I thought maybe I can assist,
Well, uh, true and we appreciate
your expediency in taking the meeting,
We just have one minor issue we need your help to resolve,
if that's possible,
What's up?
-[Stevenson] Please, -Well,,,
[Charles clears his throat]
It seems to me that before you left,
you made some purchases
with your Cyber Media company card
for a service provider,
The items listed are a website and services,
All related to Swag Inc,
A company which I believe you own,
Excuse me,
Co-own, okay?
Look, I apologize for this matter,
Betty, I can just pay off the charges right now,
Oh, no, no, no, AJ, You can't do it like that,
If only it were that easy, AJ,
But, unfortunately,
it seems as though you made the purchases for Swag Inc,
using funds of Cyber Media Incorporated
without our approval,
Therefore, in my eyes
and in the eyes of the law,
Swag Inc, falls under the umbrella
of our company,
In other words, we own your company,
Nah, negative,
My friend, David and I started Swag Inc,
and built it from the ground up using our skills,
You never wanted me to leave the mailroom,
Oh, that is so--
How can you say that? How can that--
You know what? That-- that-- that hurts,
-That-- that's just cruel, -Yeah,
You know that's not true,
You were a valued employee of this company
and you left on your own volition,
That's bullshit and you know it,
-Don't get ghetto on me, bro, -Oh!
Don't go ghetto, now,
There's no reason for violence here,
Please, AJ,
Why do you have your hands up?
Please, sit,
Let's stay in our heads-- It's okay, Betty,
Please, please, please, everyone just bring it down,
Yes, okay,
-Please, -[Betty sighs]
So, here's where we are,
AJ, either you sign over your company
to Cyber Media Incorporated,
or we take you to court
and we bring you up on charges of theft,
The decision, mind you,
is entirely your own,
Take a few minutes, if you need to,
-[Betty exhales] -[Stevenson] Again,
[Betty] This is-- this is too much,
And take all the new inventory and set it up here,
And then you can rotate the old inventory out--
-Ashley, -[Elroy] Daddy,
Can I have a word with you for a moment?
[Ashley] Sure thing,
Um, so finish up the new inventory
until I return, okay?
Okay,
Hey, Daddy,
So where were you last night?
Do you understand how worried I was
when you didn't come home?
I just went out, Daddy,
What do you mean you went out? You never go out,
Ashley, you should have said something,
I mean, who'd you even go out with?
Daddy, I'm an adult,
I can go out on occasions,
It's no big deal,
Oh, so now you wanna tell me
about how much of an adult you are?
No, Daddy, That's not what I meant,
Young lady, I'm gonna ask you one more time,
Who did you go out with?
[exhales]
David,
The waiter? Jesus Christ, Ashley,
What were you even thinking? You're not doing that,
See, I knew you were going to say that,
-But he's a great guy, Daddy, -It doesn't matter,
I did not raise you to be with the waiter,
Do you understand me?
Now, we all have worked too hard
for you to do this to this family,
Daddy, I'm an adult, I can date who I want,
You surely can, and if you make that decision,
you're gonna be dating them unemployed,
What? Daddy!
-End it now, -[Ashley] What?
Hmm, I'd say I'm definitely not the computer guy,
[cell phone rings]
Hey, babe,
I was just telling myself
how horrible I am at computers,
What's up, boo?
[Ashley] Hey, David,
Ooh, what's up with not having the sexy voice?
You all right?
[Ashley] Yeah, everything is fine,
Look, I enjoyed the other night but--
I did too,
[Ashley] I can't do this,
What do you mean, you can't do this?
[Ashley] You're great, We,,,
You're great too!
[Ashley] ,,,just aren't a fit,
What do you mean, we're not a fit?
I had a great time at dinner, you had too,
I mean, I can see our chemistry,
What, what are you talking about?
[Ashley] I'm sorry, David,
Babe, don't just-- don't just--
Hello?
Ash?
Yo, bro, Can we talk?
Uh, hmm, Give me a second, Okay,
[exhales]
So, what's up?
Natasha's mad at me,
And we're losing the business,
Wait, Natasha's mad at you?
I literally just get dumped by Ashley,
And you telling me we--
We're not losing the business, my G,
What happened?
'Cause I used Cyber Media's credit card,
They have legal rights to take the company away from us,
Dammit, AJ,
Yup, it sucks, Don't it?
Hell, yeah, it sucks,
How are we gonna tell Mike and Jaron?
We just got them jobs,
Man, I can't help but feellike this is all my fault,
That's the last thing I'm gonna let you think,
Hey, look at me, man,
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you,
The grind, the company, the money,
all because of your ingenuity,
-Hell! -Thanks, man,
It's all good, That's life, We just gotta deal with it,
You know what I'm saying?Keep it pushing, keep it moving,
-Thanks, man, -I don't know what--
It's real messed up now, I mean,
Man, it's gonna be so awkward,
I'm gonna have to get my old job back,
Oh, it's gonna be terrible seeing Ashley like this,
Hi, ex-girlfriend,
Can I take your order?
You want fries with that?
Can I get you some more water?
I'll just take care of that,
I just want to make sure you're taken care of,
If there's any changes, I got you,
Woah! What are you doing here?
What can I say, man? I had to get back to work,
Man, I thought you'd be out there making the big bucks,
I kind of was, and then me and my partner
went through a hostile takeover,
and now I'm feeling both black and white,
[laughs]
I see, I see,
Well, at least you still have Ashley,
-Oh, bro, -Yeah,
Tell me you didn't mess that up,
Man, what can I say?
I just wasn't her type, bro,
Man, you never were her type,
But you played the game to get her,
So, you know, if you wanna keep her,
you gotta change, man,
Look, hey,
You are where you are because of who you are,
If you want something different,you gotta be somebody different,
I'll tell you, bring your boy here tomorrow,
I'll teach you how to keep a woman,
-[laughs] -Okay,
-I'll teach you some real swag, -All right, man,
I mean, at this point I'll take whatever I can get,
I see, I see you happy,
-[Rickey] All right, -You do your thing,
[Rickey] All right, all right,
[Rickey laughs]
Well, I don't want Ashley to see us learning things,
Is this gonna be okay?
[Rickey] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Woah, woah, woah,
Now, listen,
Let me break this down for you,
[laughs]
Romance 101, all right?
Now, you guys might benefit from this,
Um, Mr, Rickey,
I'm confused,
Are you trying to teach me how to be a man?
You had an afro, brother, I helped you with that,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Woah, woah, woah,
[laughs]
Now, you guys might have the moves
and be able to attract the ladyand get them into bed, you know,
but I got the wisdom,
See that? Wisdom,
Okay?
Now, back in the day,
I used to be a player, player,
[chuckling] Yeah,
I was single and I--
I "likes" to mingle,
But you know, now I found Debbie, you know,
And I may have gotten her with some swag,
but I'm keeping her with substance,
Now see that's what you need to start worrying about,
Your-- your shine--
Uh-huh,
And concentrate on substance,
Now shine fades, but substance
is what keeps a woman interested,
Rickey,
I appreciate what you're trying to say,
but we don't have any substance at the moment,
-Thank you, -We lost our company,
We lost our girls,
I'm unemployed, and David is back to being a waiter,
And I hate that,
That's not the substance
I'm talking about,
I'm talking about character, you see?
Now, you guys are nice guys
and you have the potential to be the finest young men
these ladies will ever meet, all right?
But listen to me, okay?
Let me break it down,
I'm gonna teach you how to keep a woman,
old-school style
with some swag and--
and romance,
Now, you may get Ashley,
you may get Natasha,
or you may not,
but whoever you get,
you're gonna able to keep,
You see what I'm saying?
[Mike] They really made you sign over everything?
Yeah,
Man, this sucks,
Hey, but at least we still got our swag, fellas,
Wait, what happened to your professional voice?
Died with the swag, man,
Died with the swag,
Does it have to end, though?
Look around, we lost everything,
It belongs to Cyber Media now,
Yeah, David, What are you thinking?
Dumbass,
I am thinking,
I'm looking around
and I say we made a lot of moneydoing this business,
Fellas,
because our clients
that we really helped out for the future?
What?
Man, I'm lost,
I think I know where you're going with this,
Follow me,
See me and this brother here, AJ,
We have obtained, smashed, and had our way
with a lot of beautiful, amazing, gorgeous women,
but we couldn't keep them,
We'll hold on to them for a little bit,
but they just always slipped through our fingers,
We could get them because we had that swag,
you know what I'm saying?
Man, but we was just all swag,
Missing that romance that Rickey was talking about,
Exactly,
Now, Cyber Media may own Swag Inc,
But, my beautiful sister, we are Swag Inc,
It was our hustle, our know-how,
our ingenuity that got us here,
As far as I'm concerned,
I learned a lot from this experience,
Hell, I learned so much,
I feel like I wanna keep sharing,
our hustle and our grind,
Me and Victoria could always duplicate the framework,
of the app and the website,
And we still got some cash
left over from Swag Inc,
Come on, talk to me, talk to me,Come on,
Pair that up with a new businessof us teaching fellows
how to keep their women with romance,
and I think we got something,
We might need to bring Rickey on too,
That's what I'm talking about,
You know, we've been working on this thing for a while,
but it ain't official until we drop that veil,
[all laugh]
-Ladies and gentlemen-- -Do it, Do it,
Find Her,,, Keep Her,,,
-That's good, -Yo, that looks good my man,
I am happy to be here for this moment,
Thank you so much,
-It was this guy, -All right,
-[delivery boy] Natasha? -Yeah,
These are for you,
[beeping]
There you go,
Just gonna need your signature,
Okay,
-Thank you, -Thank you, Have a good day,
Well, well, well, Miss Natasha,
What do we have here?
-[Natasha] I don't know, -[woman] Hmm,
Never mind,
It's from this guy that I really liked,
but of course, like most men, he screwed it up,
Well, he obviously didn't get the memo
because these flowers are gorgeous,
He's obviously sorry
and 'cause he's definitely still trying,
Or he just can't take a hint?
Well, I don't know, Natasha,
You know, take it from someone
who's handled many divorces,
When somebody shows that they care
and that they're willing to try--
And you described him to me,
He's not too bad on the eyes,
He obviously knows what he wants,
-Tsk, -Listen, Natasha,
I wouldn't want you to miss out on something wonderful,
I mean, is what he did so bad that it's unforgivable?
Tsk,
I just don't think you should move on completely,
You know, I would hate for you
to miss out on something so wonderful,
Thanks, I'll think about it,
-Let's do lunch later, -Yeah,
-Okay? -All right,
[Elroy] So, you sold three packs of balls today?
[Ashley] Uh, yes,
Okay, and how many shoes did you--
Ashley, can I speak to you for a minute?
David!
Um, young man,
you quit this establishment a couple times now,
I know I quit this establishment, sir,
but I came to talk to Ashley for a minute,
If she doesn't like what she hears,
I won't bother you guys ever again,
-Just give me a-- -Ashley,
Just give me-- Give me a minute, Dad,
-[David sighs] -Okay, David,
Look,
In the beginning,
I was infatuated by your beauty,
your hard work,
just who you are, but you mean
so much more to me than that,
I may not be what your father had
as an image of a guy you're with
or even what you thought you wanted in a man,
Baby, I'm real, I'm genuine and I care about you,
I built a business, I lost a business
and I gained it back with humility and my friends,
Look, I'm at a place in my life where I want one woman,
[exhales]
I want that woman to be you,
I wanna treat you
like the queen you are,
I'm not like these riches and I never wanna be,
Ashley, get back over here, We have more work to do,
I'm sorry, I-- I gotta go,
A special woman once told me
she's not worried about what other people think,
That's the kind of woman I wanna marry,
Bye, Ashley,
Sir,
Can you believe the audacityof these young punks these days?
It's unbelievable,
Wait!
Now we can go,
[Elroy] Ashley, get back over here,
We have more work to do,
Get back over here,
It's incredible, Unbelievable,
Ashley, come here,
You know what? You're fired,
I hope he has a job, Oh, you know what? He doesn't,
So, good luck,
All right, y'all,
[Natasha] Hey, you,
Natasha,
I knew I could find you here,
[AJ] Hey, you could have just called,
No, What I've been thinking,
I just felt the need to say to your face,
Uh, the flowers,
I just wanted to say sorry,
Everything that happened,,,
That's not what I wanted to happen,
I mean, at the club,
You know what I'm trying to say, right?
No, What are you trying to say?
I don't blame you for making me work so hard,
And if there's any woman
that made me wanna change my ways,
it's you,
So, you ain't got no girl in your car right now?
Hell, no,
What did you wanna tell me?
You're my type,
You're enough,
Just keep it one hundred with me,
and I'm yours,
What you say?
I'm with that,
Let's go,
[both chuckle]
[people chatting]
[upbeat music plays]
[AJ] Thanks to you all,
Find Her,,, Keep Her,,,
is the number one dating app in the country,
[cheering]
It's growing every day,
And much bigger than Swag Inc, ever was,
Amen, amen, amen,
Now, we all know about swag,
but it's so much more to it than that,
Gotta give credit where credit is due,
'cause we know it takes a lot more to keep a woman,
-Come on up here, Rickey, -Oh,
[cheering]
Rickey!
Thank you, AJ, David,
Now, let's talk some romance,
Yeah!
Whoa!
That's right,
Well, that's about the stupidest thing
I've heard all week, bun boy,
And that's a pretty low bar,
How could it be that I've gotall you brothers working for me,
and not a single one of you knows a damn thing about swag?
Huh? How can that be?
Jonny, Jonny, come on, What do you got for me?
-Come on, make it, Come on, -[Jonny] Uh, yes, boss,
Um, so practically what you need to know is that 67%,
which is about two-thirds of all swagger,
comes from your soul,
What the hell does that mean?
-What the hell does that mean? -I don't know, sir,
Jonny, shut up before I fire you,
Yes, sir,
So, wait, in other words,
what you're telling me
is we've lost 97%of our clientele to AJ and David
because of their stupid new app, Find Her,,, Keep Her,,,?
How can that be?
Uh, well, sir, technically,
the 97% of what made Swag Inc, successful,
uh, left with them, sir,
Actually, 100%, but who's counting,
Do you even work here?
Betty, I got you this job,
Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious,
[AJ] To Find Her,,, Keep Her,,,
-Yeah! -Whoa!
The number one dating app in the country,
There's only one thing left to do,
-Celebrate! -Celebrate!
Exactly, y'all,
-I knew you can do it, baby, -I'm so proud of you, baby,
See, that's why you're my baby, you know what I'm saying?
I'm so proud of you, I knew you could do it,
-Yes! -Now, let's drink,
Ooh, ooh, I got that,
You don't need to worry about that, boy,
Champagne!
Yes, sir, We about to get it lit!
That's right, That's right,
Can you get some to my baby, please,
Thank you, Thank you, Appreciate that, my brother,
You know, helping support for your ladies too,
We're good,
Here we go, Here we go,
All right,
Cheers, To Find Her,,, Keep Her,,,
♪ I know that you're ready ♪
♪ You told me you're ready ♪
♪ You showed me you're ready ♪
♪ I know that you're ready ♪
♪ You told me you're ready ♪
♪ You showed me you're ready ♪
♪ Show, show, show, showed me that you're ready ♪
♪ Showed me, showed me, showed me that you're ready ♪
♪ Ready, ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ I know that you're ready ♪
♪ You told me you're ready ♪