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(music)
*Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,,,
*Happy birthday, dear Jason, happy birthday to you*
Dear darling,
Have a very happy birthday,
(music)
Okay, Jason,
We are now building a railway bridge together, yes?
And for that I need,,,
a piece of rails with two,,, I think this is a station,
Look, Jason?
Jason, are you okay?
Asperger's Syndrome is for neurotypical people difficult to understand as we do,,,
I can certainly tell you now that your son may do things sees very differently than we do,
What do you mean?
It may be that what we as background noise actually barely noticeable,,,
for your son, for example is very disturbing,
It can also mean that he is having trouble to interact with peers,,,
or that he is social and emotional cannot interpret signals and that he really takes everything literally,
But it can also mean that your son has special interests developing,
For example, in mathematics or physics or music,
He probably will need a strict routine system,,,
to meet the daily challenges
Will it remain that way?
I cannot predict exactly how he will develop
But the fact is that autism is an incurable condition,
(music)
We are going to make his life as pleasant as possible,
He gets everything what he needs, Agreed?
Agreed to meet,
(music)
A warm welcome to Bobo's Best Burger,
My name is Jessie, what can I do for you?
Hello Jessie, I'm Mirco, I am the operations manager,
I have supervision about all branches in the country and also about this beautiful case,
Cool,
Yes,
Is the chef there? Yes, He is crying at the back,
What?
Chief!
Yeah, what's up now?
Hey, Manfred, Hey, Mirco,
What a nice surprise,
Yes, Yes,
Oh well, What are you doing?
We had an appointment,
Oh, yes, Sure,
Mmm, Hey, are you okay? Yes,
Everything okay,
Mmm, Look, man,
A little something for Heike,
A Crémant,
Thank you,
How can I help you? Um,
Unfortunately we are getting lately a lot of bad things via social media ratings about this branch,
That the staff is not motivated and,,, Mmmm,
Unfriendly too, Um, Those reviews can also be from a bot, Okay,
Jessie, The problem is that the bad service is mentioned explicitly,
'A woman with a nose piercing alone watches
TikTok,' 'Whenever we said something she became grim,
'And she can keep her citizens and in her own
grumpy waffle stitches,' Oh, that's really mean,
Luckily they don't have it about me,
Okay Jessie, for the other one employees with nose piercings that are not there,,,
when we work we only concentrate on the customers,
Okay? Bobo's basics,
Bobo's basics?
From your training, Heike has taken the legs, Six hours ago,
I've never had any training, Everything is empty, How is that possible?
(message tone) Manfred, that's so bad,
I didn't know that, (crying) Heike,
Why is she doing this to me, We'll find out,
Jessie? What?!
You're the chef for now, okay? Okay? Do your best, We need you,
Chef it, Okay, yes,
(Manfred whimpers) It's going to be just fine,
Hello and welcome to Bobo's Dear Citizen, my name is Jessie, what can I do for you?
What have we agreed? I'm the best, Certainly,
What else? Alcohol is bad and there are even more beautiful women, Exactly, That's how I like it,
Good luck buddy, You can always call me,
(music)
(Navigation): Arrival destination hotel Mundo in ten kilometers,
(stumbling on stairs)
Jason, are you okay?
I want to give my speech about the 'big crunch',
It's four o'clock in the morning,
Only in three minutes, Are you coming?
Isn't it better to do that early tomorrow do? Tomorrow is only time-wise in 20 hours and three minutes, Are you coming?
I mean when we've slept in,
Scientists have several theories about how the universe could end,
The cosmos continues to expand,
It is suspected that a dark energy is the cause of this expansion,
But this growth could eventually stop,
And turn itself around,
Eventually our universe would implode, (echo)
And then the stars will collide,,,
causing all black holes (echo) will become one black hole,
,,,that at the last breath of the cosmos,,,
swallows itself up,
And ends our world,
Good night,
Yeah, that's not worth it anymore,
(alarm clock)
(music)
(baby babbling)
Is everything going well?
Eat it all, okay?
To eat, Then come, Empty plate of food,
Mommy!
No! Not with a cloth,
Lucy, Rule 1, No food may be thrown away
Unless it hasn't been touched for three days
Rule number 2: Meat should only be eaten twice a week,
Because it takes 15,000 liters of water to produce one kilo of beef,
Single-use plastic is absolutely prohibited,
Rule number 4: On my plate can eat the different never touch each other,
There are no exceptions and food is not shared,
Whatever I have left can only be eaten when I'm done,
Then it's no longer mine,
Do you really not want shoes with Velcro?
(music)
(exciting music)
No! No! This is my place, Leave my place immediately,
Mommy, tell her from my place goes! Could you sit there? I don't worry about it,
Leave your son somewhere else, No! I have to sit there!
It's his favorite place, Parents allow themselves to be terrorized by their children, I'm not a child!
I just want to sit there, Mommy, make it happen!
Yes, yes, calm down, Jason, calm down, What a spoiled kid, He is autistic, Go away!
Definitely another fashionable thing which makes every child feel special must feel, Over there!
(female voice:) Get up,
I want you to sit there!!
Jason, grab that bag, (baby starts crying)
Listen, You have no idea what he goes through every day,
You don't want to trade places with him for even a second
It's a huge problem for him that he can't sit in his place while it is unimportant to you,
I wonder who here actually thinks they are extraordinary,
Thank you,
(baby babbling)
Nothing's wrong, Jason, (children's screams)
Hey Jason, was there someone in your seat again? Henri, stop it,
Enough like that,
King's kiss,
I love you,
Yes, I know,
Hey, Jason,
(music)
What are my appointments today?
(computer voice:) Twelve o'clock, telephone conversation with Mrs, Brinkhaus, And beyond?
Repair refrigerator door, Yes, further?
(music)
Hey, Jason,
Let all the planets be heard again, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars,,,
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Sorry, I didn't understand,
Again? Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune,
Based on the distance to the sun,
And from largest to smallest it is: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars, Mercury,
What about Pluto? You forgot that, smart guy, Pluto has been since 2006 lost its planetary status,
Although I do not agree with this exclusion
So I can't just count it,
Really a nerd,
(school bell)
Okay, We pause for a moment on the Gospel of John,
And the miracle stories in which Jesus,,,
a blind beggar is healed,
So let's see again, Crap!
Excuse me? That's nonsense,
It is impossible to be a blind man by smearing mud on his eyes show again,
It is medically unthinkable, Well, yes,
But this is of course about a miracle healing,
And um, One ​​hundred,
What?
You have just reached the hundredth said um once during this lesson, (laughter)
Um, Jason,
I don't want you to constantly disrupt the lesson,
Do you know how hard it is not to say 'um' when you say something?
I want you to give a speech so you feel how hard it is, No!
I am not planning a speaking engagement to keep, (laughter) About stars? That interests you, right? No!
Well! No, I won't let myself through someone who is into conspiracy theories believe tells me what to do,
You teach things that are not scientifically proven,
I'm going to report this to your parents,
(phone:) You have a new message,
Honey, the school just called and there there were problems during class,
Um, This time they want us both to come,
Can you please make your appointment shift and at four o'clock be at school?
I believe it is important,
(classmate:) Okay, we are Bayern and you two Dortmund, There are fewer of us, Take Jason,
Please don't,
Jason, are you FC Bayern or Dortmund fan?
Or are you for FC Spasticus? Bro, he ain't no spasm,
I am an Albert Einstein fan,
Yay, But which football club are you for?
I haven't chosen one yet,
You can't choose your club, Jason, you get it with a spoon moulded,
(Jason hears baby crying)
I don't understand that, No, because he fell out of his crib,,,
and landed on his head and he's been a spasm ever since,
Waaaa! Ooooh! (laughter)
Aaaaaah!
We really understand your situation,,,
but Jason disrupts the lesson every day and that is not possible, (knocking)
Excuse, Sorry, sorry,
The limit has been reached when harmony in the classroom is always disturbed,
Interrupts, Insults, Yes, But he doesn't mean it that way,
He doesn't want to hurt, And violent too,
You should have seen Henry's hand, What do you mean? What's wrong with his hand?
Just bruised,
And Jason, as always was provoked by them,
Jason seems so down,
How can he become more satisfied?
More relaxed, happier?
He's happy, right?
Happiness has a very different meaning for Jason than it does for us,
He is only happy when he has peace in his mind,
So not too many stimuli,
I want to give him another chance to prove himself,
Good, That he gets a chance, is good,
Prove?
What do you mean by that?
He must integrate into the classroom and really completely,
And if not?
Then I will advise the school board to give him special education follow, Special education,
Special education,
That was the last one,
Hm? Kilometre limit, I'm no longer riding,
We must reduce our CO2 emissions by one and a half tons,
We must live climate-friendly
That won't happen if you keep driving,
And those 70,000 kilometers in between will I cycle to my branches? The train is CO2 neutral,
You're fine, Three changes and then the bus,
And the tram, Then I won't sleep at home at all anymore
(baby coughing) She's coughing, she's coughing!
They spread germs everywhere, Okay, I put them down,
Windows down! Nothing is wrong, Air conditioning on, windows down, now! Down the windows! They are already down,
The window is down, Mine too, Yes, yours too,
My son does not need to absolutely unprovable to be allowed to receive education,
Hello? Honey, wait a minute, (continues) Yes?
That special education doesn't sound so bad after all, Or sometimes?
Not really bad?! The match starts again, Yes! Yes!
A regular school is already barely able to Jason to offer what he needs,
Jason wants to understand everything, that is important to him,
That is almost a basic necessity of life,
Do you understand? Yes, No, you don't understand that,
And what about the refrigerator? Would you fix that?
Next weekend,
(sound of the match on TV)
Now listen,
He's so smart, I know, So curious, Yes,
I read with him every day, I know,
I know, I know his routine,
I know, And I can hold on,,,
because I know that stability is important to Jason,
You have no idea how balanced he is when he is busy with something can keep what he likes!
I have no idea, no, Because that evil Mirco works,
And thus pays the mortgage,
And the food and sustainability requirements of our eco-dictator,
But you like your job, right? Is that not allowed anymore?
Mirco, I am at the end of my rope,
You would notice that if you did it more often was home four days a month, What can I do about it?
I'd rather be at home too! But we really need the money! Stop
it! Always the same: Just a few more weeks, Just keep going,
Just manage this and that and then everything is back to normal, but that doesn't happen,
You're working and you don't have time, because you have to make money so that you will have some time,
(bell)
Oh, don't mind me,
Also an alcohol-free beer, Gerd?
Yes,
Coming, Man, man, man, Do not stay in your own half,
You have to score there, bunch of idiots,
Are you done arguing? No one argues here, Here,
You could swap, What?
I mean your tasks, I wouldn't say no,
You agree? That's nice, Then you translate again for 2,50 per hour,
Then we tighten the abdominal belt a little tighter,
We sell the house, I'll be careful, No problem,
Do you like it this way to push the envelope? Or I do like it? Unbelievable! Dad!
We are trying to discuss something, Yes, yes, I intervene at the word divorce,
Hey,
I love Jason, But I can't anymore,
And I'm also afraid that I won't be able to give him what he needs,
Are you talking about me again? No, honey,
I don't want to go to a special one school, We want that too and we support you in that,
Football, Jason, You have to play football,
That's the best sport there is,
Tragedy, scores, cheering, this sport has everything,
Millions of fans worldwide enjoy it every weekend,
Yes, Dad,
Well, look,
You don't believe that, do you?
Look at that! I don't understand football,
You understand black holes, Jason, Football is also child's play,
Why don't I ever get this at a spoon?
What do you mean?
Emma said that you are brought up with a football club from an early age,
And how does that happen? Is there special football club porridge or something?
That doesn't exist, Jason, It's a saying, okay?
Normally you become a fan of the club of your hometown,
That's how it works, Bland,
Dad is a Düsseldorf fan and mom loves Dortmund so that's not right,
Then it's just a coincidence, Yes, that is true, Your club is in your heart,
He doesn't understand it, I have been a champion,
Yes, of course, You were so big then,
Oh, I also want a favorite club,
Well, pick one out, Düsseldorffor example, Or Dortmund,
No, I need to see them all first before I choose one,
On TV? No, in the stadium of course,
You need to know whether the club is reliable,,,
whether there are also disabled toilets, That kind of thing,
You don't see that on TV,
Playing yourself makes you happy,
You have to play yourself with other boys in a team,
Then you make friends,,,
and then everything will be fine at school, No!
I don't play with others, No football either,
Oh, Jason,
I want a favorite club,
I propose the following,
I watch a few games in the stadium with you on the weekends <font
color="white">and in return you keep you a little quiet at school,
Fine,
Okay,
And,
You never call your religion teacher more of a conspiracy theorist,
Fine,
Although she is,
Do you promise us that? Do you promise me that?
Hand on it? Good?
We are looking for a favorite club,
Agreed to meet,
First, second and third level,
That's 56 clubs,
And we all watch them in the stadium,
And then I decide,
What? 56 Clubs?
You promised,
You've really fallen for that,
I wish you a lot of fun,
Maybe it will do him good when he gets out, Well, Hmm,
Maybe we protected him a bit too much
We?
I mean,,,
What could go wrong?
Overstimulation,
Meltdown,
Things you are not looking forward to but yes,,,
what can go wrong?
Yes, or,
Things are going just fine,
That's possible too, right?
I would really like that,
For Jason and also for us,
I've already thought of something,
A promotion?
Look, it's like this,
I noted how the branches have developed since I got this job, Just read,
Customer satisfaction: 38% since I, eh, I'll get straight to the point,
The numbers are good, Great,
But you know what is much more important?
This here is also a family, Yes,
And you are part of that, an important part,
So for the thread with it, What's the problem?
Is something wrong with your wife? No, not at all,
She just needs to calm down a little,
And Jason who wants,,,
he wants to find his favorite football club , Well, Bayern Munich,
They always win, There is little there cried, says my son, No, he must see all national professional clubs,
All, Oh, Yes,
So you need time,
Yes,
And you want more money?
Yes,
More money for less labor?
Yes,
So then you want my job?
Okay, We're going to do it as follows,
We are opening a new branch in Latvia,
But celebrate exactly on that day Rainer and I celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary,
Who's going there in my place?
I?
Just be there, Cutting the ribbon, Give interviews, Photos,
With which I then go to the board,
The ball only needs to be shot into the goal
Christiane, you are an angel, I really have to make a call now,
Okay,
Thank you,
Yes!
Chief?
Well, I don't have the job yet,
But don't you have even less time? No,
Now I sit in the car six days a week that is my office,
If I get this job, then my desk is my office,
Then I'll be home, Five days a week,
And then we get more money,
Daddy!
Go to him,
He's already asked about you three times, Daddy!
I'll be right back, I'm coming!
Pack your things, Tomorrow we start,
I've already packed,
Oh, of course you already have everything ready,
And you probably already know where we're going?
Bayern, Munich? No,
Nuremberg! Max Morlock Stadium!
Okay, Um, And why?
I drew lots,
Do you have everything? Yes,
Of course we don't have everything, We can't take everything with us, can we?
Only what we need, Okay, I wish you a good journey,
Have fun, And come home safely,
King's kiss,
Hofnarkus?
Bye, honey,
Come here you,
I love you,
What did you say?
Um, I said: I love you,
No, you didn't say that you mumbled that,
What? Mumbling isn't even a word as Jason would say, But still,
It looks like 'colorful',
What? Colorful, I love you,
Have the same lip movement,
I would like to hear again that you love me,
And if not in my native language can, then Dutch, Bland, Albanian is one of the most difficult languages,
Daddy, come on Color,
,, Colorful?
Be careful,
Yep,
(music)
You wear leather shoes,
Leather is the skin of cows they die for it,
Jason, this cow has been dead for about eight years
He will no longer live if I throw away those shoes,
The next ones are fabric, okay? But only when these have been paid off, Very good,
(loud whooshing sound) Big crunch!
This is what the big crunch might feel like,
The universe is increasingly coming under pressure from gravity,
Until it disappears completely,
A reverse big bang,
Wow,
(music)
Okay, We need stadium rules,
Yes, that's a great idea,
Rule number 1: We drop if there is no match,
So no matter what happens, we'll stay until it's over, Okay,
Rule 2: We must always be in the box with the real fans,
They usually stand alone,
Then we stand, It is busy, People will bump into you,
Jason decides whether he can be touched
Rule 3: The players may not different colors of shoes wear,
Number 4: there should not be too many advertisements in the stadium
Number 5: There should be no Nazis among the fans,
Number 6: the mascot should not look stupid,
Number 7: it needs value the environment and sustainability be attached,
Number 8: the players are not allowed to form a circle with each other,
Okay, that's a lot of rules, Good morning, gentlemen,
Anyone interested in insurance? Car, building, contents?
You are employed by the railways,
Then why do you sell insurance?
Sorry, I had clown breakfast this morning, (he laughs hysterically)
Daddy, a real clown?
No, no, he's just joking,
I would like the chili con carne,
One ​​chili and for you, little one? I'm not small,
Oh, sorry, Yes,,,
Big one,
Okay, I would like the pasta with tomato sauce,
But the sauce should be next to the pasta and not on top of it,
Did you understand that? I understand,
The sauce should not touch the pasta Hey Jason,
Shall we try it in a different way today? No, Aye, aye, sir,
Will I get another 'please'? No, I never say please and thank you,
But today is a special day,
Just try it, No,
Why did he say 'Aye, aye, sir'?
We're on the train, aren't we? and not on a ship?
He's eh, just a 'super funny' guest, He's not super funny,
No, I was being ironic, When I say funny, I don't mean fun,
It's just an expression, just relax,
'Just relax', it relaxes you,
Yes, and I've done enough of that now, I really have to go back to work now, okay?
Thank you,
So, some pasta and the chili,
(in his head:) The sauce should not touch the pasta,
Don't touch the pasta,
It's hitting it, the sauce touches the pasta,
That's not allowed,
It hits each other, The sauce touches the pasta!
Ah boy, it's only three little spots, that's no big deal,
Yes, it is bad, the sauce should not touch the pasta!
That's what I said to that waiter Isn't that what I said? Listen, Jason,
It will be mixed in your stomach anyway That is not allowed,
Rules are rules, Solve it, daddy! There is nothing to solve,
Now! Okay, okay, that's good that's good,
Um, hello, Is there a problem?
The sauce was not allowed against the,,, It's good, right?
The sauce should not touch the pasta
Would you like a new portion bring the sauce into a separate container make a bowl?
As you wish, of course, No! You shouldn't waste food!
Then no, Then I'll eat those three pieces with sauce on them, okay?
No! I don't share my food with anyone!
Jason, what should I do then? It's done now,
The sauce hits the pasta!
Thank you, it will be fine, It'll be okay?
Then you eat that shit but on your own, Jason,
Hello, you need to set your boundaries, Yes, he doesn't mean it that way,
He doesn't mean it that way, Daddy, Solve the problem, daddy!
He shouldn't shout like that,
Just mind your soup for a moment okay? Daddy!
Solve the problem! Yes, I know, What a dictator, that little one,
No one calls my son a dictator, I'm not small!
Jason, get your things,
(board falls) Shit,
YOU SHOULD NOT WASTE FOOD!!!
I told him clearly, I know,
Okay, new plan, We go back to house and watch football on TV,
Nice and dry and warm, maybe grandpa will come too, isn't it nice?
You promised and if you break that promise, I will tell you don't forgive for the rest of your life,
Okay, Mario Götze, scored during the World Cup, super footballer,
But from the moment he went to FC Bayern,,,
he never played well again,
What I mean is that not every human being fits into any environment and that's not a bad thing at all,
Do you understand?
I'm not Mario Götze and I'm hungry,
Okay, he doesn't want to go home? He must be completely overstimulated,
We agreed that he can decide for himself what he can handle, right?
Well, if he doesn't hurry now, we'll miss the train anyway,
We will be home on time, Take care of yourselves, okay?
Colorful, Colorful,
Hey, So, Jay Jay, finished your meal?
Oh, no, 17 of the 28 corn kernels in any case,
18 out of 31, What?
It was a joke, daddy, I'm not Rain Man,
Supporters chant: Here the FCN rules!
So, I'll make sure no one runs into you, Come on,
Cheers gappies, Cheers,
Okay, can you see it's very busy?
Yes, And that they are not all sober?
Um, yeah, That you will be searched if you want to get in?
Um, yes, And you're okay with that, everyone?
Um, yeah,
Okay, listen, we'll leave immediately if it gets too much for you,
That's not necessary, We agree on a code word,
Whether you use it, it's up to you,
You then say, er,,, 'switchover',
What is that?
Changeover is a concept the football when you love will play offensively and defensively,
Or vice versa, okay? Um, daddy,
One ​​adult and one almost adult,
North side please, No, just do the box next to it, please,
Box 42, 50 euros, For both, right? Yes,
Have fun, Thank you,
(people chant slogans and sing)
Yes, go ahead, have fun, Go ahead,
Hey, why don't I be searched?
Children can go straight in, go ahead, Come,
I am not a child, therefore I must be searched too,
If I have fireworks with me, you will lose your job,
Okay okay, come here, Arms apart,
What do we have here? Booh!
Nothing's wrong, sorry, was a joke, Okay now, go ahead,
Have fun, Wide,
(Nuremberg football club song sounds)
(audience sings along with Nuremberg football club song)
(whistle)
Referee!
(whistle)
(crowd chants:) Referee, clock manning,
What are they saying? I understand it honestly not well either,
Can you just ask? Going to ask?
Referee clock hand, they say,
Because the referee always starts too late, Okay, bell, That's why we're talking about clockwork, Yes, of course,
Referee, clockwork! Referee, clockwork!
First time here? Yes, we're looking for his favorite club, Oh, we already have that behind
the back,
Really? Yes,
Good thing his first choice isn't Bayern , There is more for sale,
Except for the final victory, Can I give you a tip?
The score 2-1 is the very best score to determine your favorite club,
What do you mean? Your club must win in any case,
And there must be a goal against,
If the score is 6-0, then the expectations are so high,,,
that you will always be disappointed,
But in this match of Dé Club is not a 2-1 score unlikely,
I think 1-1 is even more likely The Club?
Yes, Ersten Fussball Club Nürnberg, First Football Club Nürnberg,
But that's what any other random football club could be called, right?
For example, first football club Kaiserslautern,
Or the first football club Köln,
They can also call themselves The Club ?,
Yes, but they are not called that, they are called different,
That's what they could be called, It doesn't make sense, daddy,
Okay, so not your favorite club?
Which I don't understand either why clock hannes?
What on earth is a bell hand?
Yeah, I don't know that either,
Oh man! Man!
Daddy! Huh?
We're going to Berlin! Cool, Alte Försterei Stadium!
So far away again,
(audience singing)
Are you okay? Yes,
(audience sings club song Eisern Union)
(whistle)
Are you okay? Yes,
(cheering)
(stadium speaker shouts)
We sit down, Are you okay again?
Look at how they do that at the scoreboard over there,
How many points does it have FC Union Berlin? 1! Awesome,
And the opposing team? Zero! So who's in front? Eisern Union,
And? Your favorite club?
Eleven players wearing five differentshoe colors,
(music)
King's kiss,
(music)
(audience:) <font
color="cyan">*Stand up, if you are for Schalke *Stand up,
if you are for Schalke *Stand up, if you are for Schalke* <font
color="white">I stand not on, I'm not for Schalke,
(music)
Daddy!
I would still like to play for a football club, What?
Why suddenly now? Grandpa makes me try it,
Well, I'm fine with it,
But you now understand that football is a contact sport, right? Mm,
And jump, Nice,
They all wear different colors shoes, So, good,
You'll probably love it, Only if we win,
That's not important, as long as you're having fun,
Where exactly are you?
Well, on the football field, Wow great, awesome,
Jason, Come on, Are you coming?
Listen, if there's something wrong, if you don't feel comfortable, are you asking for a change, okay?
Okay, Good, Okay, gather!
Come,
Come on, you too,
Oh, no, What does he have now?
Come then, Well, not then, One, two, three, tick tock,
Tick tock, tick tock, hi, hi, hi!
Okay, let's start, Woah!
Do your best!
Yes, let the ball roll, Step back, man,
Give a cross pass, get rid of the ball, you idiots,
Jason, just keep playing, Don't run around, Replay!
Shit, Replay!
Sucker,
You could have stopped that, bastard,
You're worse than Oliver Reck, He headed the ball into his own goal,
You're such a loser! And you can't dive like a real goalkeeper,
You're too small, What are you doing in the goal?
(whistle)Jason, Jason, Come here!
Jason, you can't do this,
You are a team, you don't talk to each other like that,
Especially not on the field, Yes, but he's just bad!
Jase,,, Jay Jay, calm down a bit,
If you promise me you won't hurt anyone no more swearing, would you like to participate again?
I'm quitting,
I uh,,, We don't want to exclude anyone here, of course but,,,
font> I'm sorry,
but thanks for trying, Daddy, Mm? I believe it would be better
if I don't play football anymore for a while, But maybe one day
I will make my comeback again,
My best years are yet to come,
That's right, And before you ask me or I understand why that goalkeeper started crying, yes I understand,
Okay, But he remains a bad goalkeeper,
(tv:) And for the first time in history will be a satellite leaving our solar system,
Today I'm talking about the 'Wrong Planet Syndrome' read, Oh yeah? Yes,
It said that autistic people would very often feel,,,
that they ended up on the wrong planet
Because all people behave completely differently than they do themselves,
You know, Jason, when it became out back then,,,
I mean your diagnosis, I told your parents: 'Jason
is really okay the way he is,
He reminds me of my father, he
was like that too,' Simply, special,
Yes, I loved my father, your great-grandfather, really,
And that might be the reason that we get along so well get along,
I understand you,
And if everyone else doesn't, then,,,
Yes, because everything I do must be well thought out and efficient,
But that doesn't apply to the rest, I understand that,
(stadium sounds, singing)
(stadium speaker) In the goal with number 1 goal, Manuel,,,
(fans:) Neuer! And with number 2, Dayot,,
Upamecano!
And last but not least with number 44, Josip,,,
Stanisic!
(music)
This stadium consists of 2784 air cushions,
Oh, really? They also call it 'The Inflatable Boat',
Yes,
(music, the fans
singing) *FC Bayern,
forever number one <font
color="cyan">*You can call us <font
color="cyan">the champions of the world
*FC Bayern, forever number one *We are much
better *FC Bayern, forever number one *You can call us They sing 'forever number one,'
Um,,, Yeah? 'Forever' is forever, It's about the future tense,
But they can still don't know what's going on at all will happen in the future?
Hey! Haha, You are a bright lad, Haha, I like that,
(the fans sing:) *FC Bayern, forever number one
*You can call us the champions of the world
Haha,
Daddy!
(sleepy moan) Fortuna!
(a baby cries)
(stadium sounds, the fans singing)
Daddy! Daddy! There's an elevator! Yes, We're not going to use that, are we?
But in the family regulations,,, I know what,,,
the family regulations state, but we're going to the stadium now,
(music)
Rule number thinges: The start of the match should not be missed,
Right? That rule doesn't exist at all,
Yes, but you don't want to miss the opening music right?
Yes,
(music, stadium sounds)
*Fünfundneunzig olé
*Fünfundneunzig olé, funfundneuszig olé
We're up there, Come, *Fünfundneunzig olé
*Fünfundneunzig ole funfundneuszig ole
*Olé, ole
*Fünfundneunzig olé
*Fünfundneunzig olé, funfundneuszig olé
*Fünfundneunzig olé
Great atmosphere, isn't it?
The fans, The mood,
The stadium,
It just does something to you, (singing)
It affects you,
Or not?
Hey, hey, hey, it doesn't matter,
Really, when I was here for the first time it was the same for me,,,
because Fortuna, that's my club,
Man, the two of us, Fortuners, I'm so happy, dude,
I just have smoke in my eyes, that's why they're crying so much,
(music)
*Fünfundneuszig olé
*Fünfundneunzig olé, funfundneuszig olé
*Fünfundneunzig olé
I want to be in the South section, In what?
In section South, That's what they call dortmund's support profession,
The best place in the world,
Who says that? Mummy,
Ts, Everyone says it,
If you don't even know, then you are not a football fan,
I know what the South section is, believe me, Jason,,,
and I also know what it's like with 25,000 fans together,
They roar and sing 90 minutes long,
I don't know if you can handle that,
You promised, And it's Mommy's favorite club,
So solve the problem, daddy, I want to be in the South section,
(school bell)
(stadium sounds, singing)
And the Zuidvak makes itself heard loudly
The Yellow Wall, There is nothing like that in the whole world,
And our boys are now in the middle, In that crowd,
(stadium sounds, singing)
There, We're sitting there,
(singing)
Sorry, Excuse,
Jason, Jason, It's quieter there,
(singing)
Okay, this is good, It's okay, Okay?
Do you see what?
(singing)
(Jason screams)
(music by Gerry & the Pacemakers: 'You will Never Walk Alone')
*When you walk through a storm,
*Hold your head up high
He is autistic, He is autistic,
*Walk on, through the wind
*Walk on through the rain
*For your dreams be tossed and blown
*Walk on, walk on
*With hope in your
heart *And you will
never walk alone *And
you will never (referee's whistle)
(music)
Red card! Red card!
Okay?
Too loud? No, it's okay,
(cheering)
No! It's okay, No! Jason, I'm sorry,
No! I did not take this into account (Jason gasps in panic),
Jason, look at me, Look at me, Calm down, We're going to the hotel,
To the hotel and we put on dry clothes, Okay?
We're going to the hotel, Is that okay?
No, No? No,
We'll stay until it's over,
No!
(music by Gerry & the Pacemakers) *Walk on, walk on
*With hope in your heart
*And you will never walk alone*
What a match, Yes, What a match,
Daddy, Yes,
It was great, My heart was beating twice as fast, It was crazy,
Yes, but,,, The whole stadium was shaking, it really was,
Normally,,, You were from that beer shower,,,
normally gone crazy Yes, but not here,
I now know what I have to endure to enjoy it,
Daddy, I make the rules in the stadium, Rebellious rules,
Because we are the weekend rebels, daddy, The weekend rebels?
The weekend rebels, That sounds good,
I would like to toast with my zero percent beer,
Why are you winking at me?
I think I can say that we uh,,, got him,
A favorite club, really? M-hm, And it is,,,
Borussia Dortmund, Oh, no?! Yes, well, yes,
And he was so strong, We were in section South,,,
and he,,, Daddy, why are you lying?
That's not true at all, I don't have a favorite club at all,
Yes, but,,, you said that your heart was beating twice as fast, right?
Yes, and? What 'yes and'? Everything perfect,
No dirty toilets, no material waste at the sausage stand,,,
the best atmosphere in the world, And what is this here?
Emma, We said: No ridiculous mascots,
Jason, I'm telling you this, The whole world is jealous of the South sector,
And no, it's not my club, but it doesn't get better than this,
How can you know that if you have them haven't you seen it all? You can't know that,
What if if none of the 56 suit you?
Then we will look in Europe,
Haha, In Europe? Yes,
A!
Jason, in Europe there are hundreds of clubs,
Would you like to see them all? 215,000,
What? There are not hundreds, There are 215,000,
And you want to visit them all or something? Yes,
I hate to say, but you won't get that old,
How can you know? Research is being done into this,
On Saturday we visit Verl against Aue, Well, Saturday,,,
we're not going anywhere, because I have to work on Saturday,
And in Riga, And you've known that for months!
I did my best! And you promised that during the weekends,,,
going to football in a stadium! And Saturday is the weekend!
(baby sounds)
(a door slams upstairs)
Were you really in section South?
Yes,,,
Ohh, The best fans in the world,
And how can you know that? Have you seen them all?
I haven't thanked you once yet, have I?
I don't know how you managed to keep this up all this time,
Don't you notice anything?
(baby babble)
I went to the hairdresser, Of course,
I saw that, No, not really, It fits beautifully, I've seen that,
I'm coming along,
Um,,, Where to? To Latvia,
What? No, Yes,
No, Well,
I googled the stadium there nearby,
I want to go to Valmiera FK at the Jana Dalina Stadium, Look,
Is there a competition there? 10,30, Valmiera FK vs Riga FC,
Valmiera FK vs Riga FC, Yes, of course, who doesn't know them(?)
Way too far, Not going to happen,
Has anything gone wrong so far? Hm?
Have I ever got us into trouble?
No,
Okay,
Hey! Wait a minute,
This time I have a few rules, Yes?
This is a very important job, For all of us,
I really can't mess that up, Okay,
Good, So I make the plan and there is no deviation from it, Okay,
My work,,, has absolute priority and when we get there,,,
sit quietly in a corner somewhere until I'm done, Yes,
Will that work?
Yes,
Good,
Oh yes,,, And this time I'm using a code word, Yes?
As soon as I say 'switch',,,
then I want you to do what I say without discussion,
Okay, Do you promise?
Promise, when we go to the match,
Deal,
(music)
Like this, There it goes, Two men going on a journey,
(rock music by Suicidal Tendencies: 'War inside my head')
What are they singing there?
Um, 'war inside my head', I believe,
War in your head, A song about me,
What? What do you mean?
So many thoughts going through my head at the same time,
And they often collide with each other, Like that time on the train, Yes,
That time the sauce hit the pasta,,,
I couldn't give it back to the waiter,,,
because I can't waste food,
And I couldn't give it to you, because I don't share food,
It's just like a computer,,,
who always receives different assignments that contradict each other,
Then the system crashes,
Got it?
M-hm, Yes,
Then I have 'war in my head,'
(music)
Jason, wait a minute, The hotel is there,
Yes, but I have something to show you,
It's the middle of the night, That's the fun part,
Latvia is one of the countries,,,
with the least light pollution throughout Europe,
Where are you going now? To the stadium,
(music)
Without people it's also quite beautiful, isn't it?
It is always more beautiful without people,
Only with you and mommy it's beautiful,
Let me see what time it is,
Um, it's it's almost half past eleven,
What time is it exactly?
Come, come! Quick!
What are you going to do next?
Come!
Where are you going?
To the center spot!
What time is it now?
Okay, just a little longer,
Haha, Haha,
How did you know? I googled, A,
A lot of people come here to see it,
How do the lights go out here?
No, That,
Ohh,,,
Oh, wow,
Wow,
(serene music)
But do you know when the Northern Lights shone even brighter?
When you could see it from an even greater distance?
No, when? 1895, It was called the 'Carrington Event,'
What happened then? Then such a heavy solar storm reached the earth,,,
that telegraph lines were burning out all over the world,
And then there were the Northern Lights,,, can be seen all the way to Hawaii,
Hoh,,, In 2012, the Earth was by a hair,,,
escaped the same gigantic solar storm escaped,
If the Earth had been hit then many people would have died,
Maybe you and mommy too,
Then I wouldn't even have been born,
Would have been a shame,
Yes,
Daddy,,,
When we get back home,,,
then I will do even better, Okay?
I want to become an astrophysicist when I grow up,
And what should I become if I now have to follow special education?
I don't want special education, I understand,
You have already achieved so much,
And I'm sure if you really want it you can achieve everything,
You certainly do,
(music)
What,,,
Ohh,,,
Oh, no dude,
Huh? What's wrong, daddy? My suitcase is gone,
Um, sorry, Sorry, Did uhm,,,
Did you see anybody? Somebody took my bag,
Do you speak Eng,,,? Oh man! I I have to go to the bathroom,
Jason, hurry up, Daddy, I really need it,
We have to find my suitcase first, No! I have to go to the bathroom!
Sorry, Excuse me, Daddy, I really need it! I can't take it anymore! Did you see anybody with a suitcase?
A suitcase to pull and, Daddy, do you hear me?! I woke up and,,, Daddy, I have to go!
Yes, later, Soon, soon, I have to pee, now, Okay, Toilet, There, Come on, quick, Just quickly, (Jason coughing)
Fwww,,
,
Daddy, I can't do it here, (disgust noise)
These can't really be the toilets, can they?
Where are the real toilets?
Yes, you know, people do it here in such a, um,,,
No, I don't go to a toilet like that, You know that,
These are squat toilets and they are gross, Okay, yes,
Solve the problem! Solve the problem now!
Yes, Jason boy, what should I do then?
(Latvian is spoken)
Where do I pee now, daddy?!
(Latvian)
Thank you, Thank you,
Solve the problem now!
Okay, maybe you could just this once, standing pla,,,
No! I'm not going to stand! Okay, Come on, let's go outside,
I can't do it anymore! Stop arguing,
I really can't stand it anymore, Solve the problem, now!
I can't take it anymore, Okay, okay, Give here, Come on,
Take your pants down, Come,
(Latvian)
Careful, Just aim well, okay, M-hm,
(Latvian)
(annoying laughter from the two men)
What's so funny?
Mind your own business, okay?
(annoying laughter)
Fuck your own business, Hey!
Shit!
What's your problem, man?! Why are you doing that?! (Latvian)
Yes, what's your problem, yes!
But I want to see the match, Do I really have to explain why we can't go to the match?
I really can't miss that next train
But you promised, Yes, and I would make the rules,
Your rule was that you makes the plans and that there not deviated from,
The plan was that we went to the game,
Yes, that was the plan before my suitcase was stolen,,,
and I ended up in shit and that guy almost broke my nose, okay,
You only said that you had to be at that branch on time not how,
Okay Jason, you're a fan of logic, aren't you?
Can I open a branch like this?
No! I need a shower, a first aid kit and I want something on my body that doesn't stink of shit,
Can I have that bottle of water please? No, We both have our own bottle,
My bottle was stolen, Rule 8: No sharing,
I want to wash my hands, Gimme that bottle, damn it! No!
You should have just been more careful, Thanks for nothing, again,
(something is announced)
Okay, remember we have a code word for emergencies?
This is an emergency, Changeover,
Come, quickly, we have to run,
Jason!
You promised! Promises are sacred!
You promised me that match!
We agreed that work came first! Come on, go!
No, Jason!
Jason, come,,,! (whistle)
(cry of frustration)
You're enjoying this, aren't you? Of what?
To torment me,
Do you know what happens now? I can now write that job on my stomach,
So your work is more important than me,
Jason, do you know why I want this job why I work so hard?
For you,
For us, everything revolves around you, everything what we do, we do for you,
We turn the strangest turns, every day, for you, Jason!
You don't do that for me,
You work so much because you'd rather be on the road than with me!
Oh, that's,,,
You know, that's true,
And do you know why?
Because everything is easier than being with you, Jason,
And now I want you to sit down,
Sit down, go, I'll arrange a taxi, sit down,
Er,,, hello, I am er,,, right by the station er,,,
Oh, God, where am I, Eh,,, at the stadium of eh,,,
Jason, where are,,,
Jason?
Jason!
(music)
Jason!
Just let me through, Thank you,
Jason! Jason!!!
Jason!!!
I am looking for my son, Jason,
Jason! Ten years old, about 1,45 high,,,
(music stops abruptly)
(sad music)
(melancholic music)
I should never let myself go like that,
He'll never forgive me,
Then it is because he cannot do otherwise,
Hey, but you, honey, can,
When I saw him standing there, in that elevator,,,
I think I got it then for the first time,
He will go up and down in his elevator all his life,
And all we can do is go with him,
(he beats a kind of melody)
Jason?
Can we talk for a moment?
Can we just talk for a moment please, Jay Jay?
Christiane, I understand that you are angry and I know you are busy,
Listen to me, I'll be gone soon, Okay?
Okay, I messed up,
There was no one to cut the ribbon no photos were
taken You gave me a chance and I,,, I let you down,
And I wish I could explain it to you, but,,,
I have had my entire working life spent in arranging things, to put in order, to manage,
And I can do that very well, that's what I was trained in, that's why I have that job,
But this is about my son,
And I can't manage him,
And I don't have to be able to do that, And I wouldn't even want to,
I want him to live the happiest life he can live,
So I want more time with him spend, and that is not possible with my old job,
And I am no longer eligible for that new one that makes sense,
So I'm resigning,
Jay Jay, I have something for you!
Don't be alarmed, I'll just come in,,,
Jay Jay, listen, The Olympic Stadium would be our last stadium are,
And it is one of the top 10 stadiums in the world,
That's why I thought: What if we all go there together?
Like a kind of family outing, to Berlin,
Do you know who plays there?
Hertha vs Dortmund! That's crazy!
I slide the cards under the door, then you can look at it, okay?
(there is a sound of stumbling)
It was still quite difficult to get those cards,
Grandpa and I almost fought for it,
Hey buddy, can't we just make peace?
I mean, we were buddies all along buddies, weren't we?
We are not buddies and the answer is no!
Give here, come,
It was just an idea, that football match,
You know, it's not about today or tomorrow either,
It's mainly about what he has to when you and I are no longer here,
When there is no one left who can be a cushion for him,
What then?
I know,
Did you know that there was such a heavy solar storm in 1859
that worldwide all cables are burned out?
No,
I think I have an idea,
But I need your help,
(upbeat music)
And I can actually do research in that research center? Certainly,
12,4 kilometers in 46 minutes,
Quite a practical cargo bike, Don't you think so? Super practical,
What is he doing here again?
Hey, Jason,
I have a surprise for you,
I'm waiting for you,
Have fun,
(baby sound)
Welcome to the Kids Club, Jason,
I don't want to be in a kids club, Oh, but why not?
Because 'kid' means child and I'm not a child,
Really? Yes,
And I don't think they do either engaged in a kids club with quantum mechanics,
So you know about quantum mechanics? Yes, Yes,
You are,,, Ten, Ten,
The youth group is from twelve, Yes,,, I want to speak to the professor,
You can do it with me too, With the professor!
So, this young man here would like to explain quantum mechanics,
I am Professor Sieber,
Hello, young man, Nawrath, This is Jason,
He has no idea, That's right,
I'm very happy that you are interested,
Curious young people are important to us,
They are the future of science, That's me! Yes,
If so, you have probably heard of Pauli's Principle? The Pauli Principle has nothing
with Sanct Pauli, the football club made in Hamburg, Hahaha, no, that is indeed true, The fact that quantum mechanical
particles not separated be distinguishable,
,, leads to an antisymmetric fermionic wave function
particles,
The exchange of two electrons a determinant always does change sign,
And it follows that two particles so never the same quantum state can occupy,
Good,,,
I believe I have something you will find interesting,
Um,,, we'll follow you,
Good, Please come with us,
Thank you,
(dreamy, hallucinatory music)
We are particularly proud of this,
Our planetarium,
Fancy a trip through the universe?
We are now leaving Earth and leaving the solar system,
('magical' music)
What we see here is a planetary nebula,
But planetary nebulas have nothing to do with planets,
('magical' music)
But it never exists longer than a few tens of thousands of years,
Compared to the average age of stars,,,
that is actually very short,
If you come here once a week after school,,,
then you can study this sky many more times
And also investigate chaos theory?
Yes, that too,
Chaos theory research did not emerge until the 1960s,
Before that, people thought chaos was wrong,
But now we know that chaos is a fundamental part of nature,
But I'm probably telling you now nothing new,
Can I also come twice a week ?
I think you arranged this, right? For me?
Yes,
Do you forgive me?
What exactly? Well, everything I said to you then on that trip,
No, No?
There is nothing to forgive,
It is quite logical that you would rather be at work,,,
than spending time with me, if that's hard for you, But,,,
What I will never forgive you, is that you broke the rules,
We wanted to go to that game,
Never? Never,
Never never? Never never,
Never!
But wait, never not exactly the same as with 'Forever
Number One?' You can't know that at all, it's in the future,
Okay, but only if you do now eat meat every two weeks instead of every week,
So we are still looking for a favorite club?
We're going to Berlin tomorrow,
(hard drum sounds)
It's a shame that nothing came of it with FC Fortuna
But didn't Dad tell you about the Allofs brothers?
Or about Harry Katemann?
Who is Harry Katemann?
Who is Harry Katemann?!
Harry the Bullet, Who?
The midfielder with the golden hands?
No one can throw like that as our Harry Katemann!
He is your purest legend, He could hit the ball with one throw,,,
throw just in front of the goal, And hard,
Could he also shoot well? Yes, indeed but he could throw much better,
Why didn't he become a handball player ?
Um,,,
Well,
(music)
(phone vibrates)
It's your job, Oh no, no let go,
Let it go,
Hello, this is Jason, Jason? Oh yes, Jason,
Can I have Dad for a moment?
Hello, hello, Christiane, Hello, Mirco,
Listen, I started at Bobo's 28 years ago
when we only had two branches
I have learned one thing in all these years We are one family,
And I don't want people here working for our family,,,
and then no longer have time for their own, So, listen,
Mirco, I do not accept your resignation, Let's talk again,
We will find a solution so that you have more time for your family,
Are you serious? Yes, And, Jason,,,
choose Bayern,
(music)
Eighty million bacteria,
(music)
In my time you went to a football match in your Sunday suit,
Don't act older than you are,
Dad, do you have the tickets? Yes,
The stadium here was built by the Nazis
Um, yes? So I won't go into that,
What? Daddy, I want to go somewhere else,
Jason! Jason!
Jason, wait, We have to hurry Dad,
Why? Where do you want to go then?
To Babelsberg, fourth division, The most beautiful stadium in Germany,
They have light poles that you can fold in and out,
Hurry up! The match starts in 43 minutes,
Do you know what those cards cost ? I don't care!
There's no way I'm going into this stadium!
Okay, Okay, What kind of match is that in Babelsberg?
Babelsberg 03 against FC Eilenburg, Come on,
FC Eilenburg? You can't do this,,, Oh! Come,
Hello, young man, Where do you want to go? Is this an e-taxi?
Yes, and it is organically grown,
Cars are not grown, Was a joke,
What are you doing? I solve the problem,
Yes, and now what? We drive to Babelsberg, Get in,
But this is Hertha BSC against Borussia Dortmund, I know,
Do you know what those cards cost ? I just said that,
If the two of you go, then I'll go here with grandpa and grandma,
That's a really good idea, yes, Yes?
Are you sure? Definitely, This is a father and son thing,
You started it together, so finish it together,
You are a good father, Come on, come on, Come on!
Yes, I'm already coming,
Babelsberg, please,
(music)
Thank you,
Wow, what an ugly stadium, What?
No, daddy, it was a joke,
Eh, isn't it a funny joke? Um,,,
So you're okay with it? Yes,
Oh, happy, Thank goodness,
Um,,,
Okay, Have fun,
(music)
Look, further down there, Come,
Crazy here, huh?
Look, this is what a football stadium should look like,
An old wooden stand and beautiful grass,,,
and flood light poles and loyal fans,,,
although they still play in the fourth division,
Yes, but the fourth division,
Maybe one day they will end up in the third, Yes,
Come,
Go home, ugly piece of shit!
Go home and don't come back!
Hey, calm down, Hey, what are you looking at?
Are you made of sugar or something? No, I just don't want to be touched,
Booh! Ah, that's good, Has been accepted,
And a piece of shit can't go home because he has no legs,
Go home, you stupid ass!
Go home and don't come back,
Daddy, no colored shoes, And no Nazis,
And they have deposit cups, Yes,
Daddy, I don't see any mascots either,
That's right, there aren't any,
I once heard that 2-1 is the best score,,,
to choose your favorite club,
Daddy, I think I finally got it,
What? I have a favorite club,
Daddy, they're making a circle,
Daddy, I have something to tell you, Hm?
I want our trips to never end,
Daddy, I want to see the whole world,
With you, The whole world?
Of course not the whole world, it is meant metaphorically,
No one can see the whole world, Life is too short for that,
You said that yourself,
I would like that too,
I don't want it to end either,
Daddy, I don't have to tell you that I love you, do I?
You know that, right?
(music)
I love you,
Të dua shumë,
Big Crunch! Don't shout like that, Daddy,
You've probably noticed,,,
that I am different in some things than you, (laughter)
But that's nothing special,
After all, everyone is different from each other,
It's always easier for me to deal with things,,,
if I have an explanation for it,
Now it is true that you cannot understand me,,,
and I you even less so,
But there is an explanation for it,
And that is that I am autistic,
(music)
I have now told you my greatest strength and my greatest weakness,
I have told you what I cannot tolerate because of my autism,
I have explained to you how we can work well together,,,
and get along well with each other,
But also that you are allowed to to bother me,
You couldn't have known that you were making things difficult for me,
Now you know,
So everyone here who won't stop doing that now,,,
is a loser,
And I didn't say "eh" once,
(music)
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