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How are you lately?
I'm okay,
Hey,
will you come to my funeral?
Your what?
My funeral,
What else can it be?
Why are you dying?
I need to ask my husband,
Mr, Nan Chih-yang
passed away,
Will you attend his…
It's okay,
What if
I go?
Why?
You're going to die,
You're so pitiful,
Those who don't move on are pitiful,
So, don't cry too much for me,
All right then,
Good night,
Hey, you didn't ask for my address,
How can you send me the obituary?
I'm not dying yet,
Can I bring my boyfriend?
Damn it,
-Hey, don't you need to thank me? -For what?
If I didn't break up with you, would you be this happy now?
THE LOVE I MISSED
THE LOVE I NEVER MISSED
NAN CHIH-YANG
IT'S ONLINE!
#FILMING ADS TO PAY FOR MY MOVIE
WILL SHE COME TO YOUR FUNERAL?
Hello?
Hello, Chin-chin,
The delivery guy from yesterday is here again,
Didn't I say I won't take it?
There's no return address,
We even called the sender,
Mr, Nan Chih-yang,
But it seems like he's sick,
and he's dying soon,
I have a voice memo here,
It's something from the dead, what's left behind by the deceased,
So you understand its importance, right?
I really appreciate it,
Thank you,
I know that she'll be difficult to deal with,
Kindness will be rewarded,
So Ms, Kuo,
it's hard to be a kind person,
I don't intend to be a very kind person,
But you're dealing with things emotionally and refusing to accept the package,
You're giving me a hard time,
And it's unfair to me,
I just want to do my job well,
-Why does it have to be so hard? -What exactly is it?
She's scary,
Can I add you on LINE?
Are you disappointed in love?
If there's a kind of love
that will never change
and it will always be by your side
to be a listener…
LLYOD: DON'T FORGET THE 10 A,M, PROJECT MEETING,
ME: I'LL BE PRESENTING TODAY! I'M SO NERVOUS!
LLOYD: DON'T WORRY, I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE,
Will you be willing to try again?
After taking a simple psychological test,
you'll be able to find me,
You won't be lonely anymore,
Perfect Lover,
an online game,
PERFECT LOVER
This is what the client wants from the collaboration with Phosphenes,
They want 1,200 famous love quotes that touch people's hearts,
And through our analysis of the readers,
-they want us to develop -Yes, of course,
the key personality test to start the game,
What do you think?
-We can't finish this in a short time, -It's a bit rushed,
I did fight for it, But I couldn't do anything,
I'm not worried though,
Because the Phosphenes Team is the best!
Isn't it?
Sir, everyone's working so hard,
Can you increase our annual bonus a little bit?
I'm okay with that, It depends on them if they want to push themselves,
Did you all hear that?
So let's do our best,
We can do this!
What do you think, Cheng?
Anyway, we'll test it first,
And then we'll need about two to five days,
-It'll depend on the Data Team, -Let's do it in two days,
You can do it!
Editorial Department?
We'll provide whatever information the Planning Department needs,
-Jenny, -Jenny,
My busy Data Team,
That means we must get personality tests with higher click and share rates,
use keywords to find tests that are related to love,
calculate the accuracy rate, and filter out the final questions
to provide 120 different kinds of logic
for our Engineering Department to build the test system,
Interview our readers, test the data accuracy, provide fixes,
check the accuracy again--
It looks like our annual bonuses will depend on the Data Team,
It's impossible,
-We have many projects to finish, -Come on, It's not that complicated,
It's just a psychological game,
Everyone knows that personality tests are fake,
You make it interesting and fancy, and it's perfect,
-Don't you want a customized solution? -So it's all about the feeling,
Just make the players feel…
So we're fooling our clients and players,
I think if the Sales Department can give us more--
So you're saying you live an honest life every day?
You're really lucky,
The lies I tell daily to meet the company's sales goals
are enough for me to go to the deepest level of hell,
Okay, then I'll do it in one day,
There's no problem on our side,
"You'll miss your chance if you overthink,
but success comes to those who just do it!"
Lloyd told me that,
Miss, can you not just immerse yourself in work all day long?
Do you think everyone will fear you because you just frown?
Look at her,
In saying "success comes to those who just do it,"
she settled everything,
Okay?
It's "buy one, get one free" today,
I know you like your coffee black, with no sugar,
Did you come up with all the keywords?
Sweet, relationship, true love, marriage, late marriage, early marriage,
other half, partner, and boyfriend,
All done,
What about single, lonely, and can't get married?
Aren't those related to love?
I'll do it now,
FAMOUS LINES
FLOWERS FADE, BIRDS FLY AWAY, AND DIAMONDS FALL INTO THE DRAIN,
WHY MUST LOVE LAST FOREVER?
LINK TO NAN CHIH-YANG'S CHANNEL
I married my first boyfriend,
-You're so pure, -Then I got old,
It's not worth it,
Not much,
Only 20 breakups,
Three, four, five…
Six times I think,
Five or six times?
Which is better,
breaking up in person, or breaking up in person with a gift?
What sort of gift?
Is it 99,9% gold?
CHEN JI GOLD ACCESSORIES
There's no end if there's no beginning,
Chen Ji Gold Accessories wishes you
a happy breakup,
Tips for a perfect breakup,
First, do it on a sunny day, A rainy day might cause depression,
Second, do it in a public place, Third, don't drink alcohol,
Fourth, it has to be in daylight
to avoid rebound sex and rekindling the relationship,
ARE YOU GUYS DONE?
SIGH
I'M STARVING,
IT'S YOUR SALES TEAM'S FAULT!
KEN, GO AND TALK TO SULKY CHIN-CHIN!
WHY IS IT ME AGAIN?
YES
HURRY!
Chin-chin, I already uploaded my data to the cloud,
And it's already 8 p,m,
I…
-Last week, I finally reserved-- -Starting tomorrow,
if I don't leave, nobody leaves,
Thank you, Chin-chin,
-By the way, do you want-- -Just beat it,
Okay,
Then I…
I'm leaving,
Chin-chin, I'm leaving,
-Turn off the lights, -Okay,
Don't forget to eat dinner,
-Run, -Hurry up!
-Chase… -Run! Faster! I've already finished…
The light is turning red!
Wait for me! Hey!
And then?
Then she went into the general manager's car,
-The number you have dialed is busy, -Wait until I finish it before we start,
You pee too much,
Ken's is Taiwan Beer?
Ken is Ken, Taiwan Beer is Taiwan Beer,
No wonder you're still single,
You're drinking hard liquor?
I don't want a beer belly,
How far to the next 7-Eleven?
Five minutes, Put it back,
-That's a lot of walking, -Who wants to lose weight?
-Kitty Huang! -Oh, please,
You're cheating,
She's drinking coke,
My goodness, Oli always makes a fuss about everything,
Kitty's crazy night is getting started!
-That's so cool, I want some too, -Let me see,
How is it?
Pay up,
-Who's getting this round? -Not bad, right?
Here,
Hey, Oli, Where's my drink?
-Here, -Give me,
Wait for me,
Come, next round, Hey,
-Off to the next 7-Eleven, -This is your treat,
-Thank you for coming, -Oli,
Hey, wait,
Give me your number,
What if I have an internal injury?
MY NAME IS EDWARD,
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
REMINDER FROM EDWARD: 9 P,M, HUA-ZSE PHYSICAL THERAPY,
EDWARD: DON'T CANCEL IT,
NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR HEALTH,
Hello, I have an appointment today for wrist therapy,
Yes, Kuo Chin-chin,
I want to cancel it,
Thank you,
REJECTED
THE PASSWORD IS MY LUNAR CALENDAR BIRTHDAY
FOR KUO CHIN-CHIN
It's something from the dead,
what's left behind by the deceased,
So you understand its importance, right?
FOR MYSELF
MURMURS WITHOUT AUDIENCE
SUDDEN, SCENE 7: THE PHONE
A little boy is lost in a supermarket,
He's panicking,
But thankfully,
he has a one-dollar coin in his pocket,
So he started looking for a payphone,
He searches for a while,
And finally,
he finds one,
He stands on tiptoes
and excitedly dials the number 5816242,
Phone numbers used to only have seven digits,
But no matter how many times he dials,
5816242 is a disconnected number,
He's getting more panicked now,
but all he can do is keep dialing and dialing,
It turns out
he mixed up his mom's home number, 581, with his grandma's, 6242,
We'll do a flashback here,
Because his dad passed away when he was two--
What game?
Whenever they see a convenience store, they go in to have a drink,
Then what's the fun in that?
It's easier to be bold in love when you're drunk,
Hey, I think it's kind of fun,
As if,
Hello?
Hi, a girl bumped into me earlier,
She asked me to call you regarding my medical expenses,
Kitty Huang, If you do this again, I'll block you,
This is even more fun,
Thank you,
Did you run away from home?
I'm starting anew,
We'll do a flashback here,
Because his dad passed away when he was two,
he lived with his paternal grandma,
When his mom visited, she'd tell him to memorize her home number,
It starts with 581,
She told him to call her when he needs to,
But when he was five, his grandma passed away,
So he came to live with his mom again,
When his uncle came to visit, he told him to memorize his grandma's home number,
and it ends with 6242,
He told him to call him when he needs to,
The five-year-old boy couldn't remember
those two most important home numbers, so he couldn't call them,
SUDDEN, SCENE 7: THE PHONE
You said you were dying,
It might be nothing,
just the stool test was positive,
So just in case,
I'll have it extracted and examined,
When?
Tomorrow morning,
Don't worry,
Bad people live long,
Damn it,
That's so sweet,
Where is Pei-chia?
We broke up,
I'm not surprised,
It's the same even if you have a daughter,
After so many girlfriends, you're still alone,
This is really moving,
So you came over to see me?
To mock you,
What if I stay at your place for a few days after getting discharged,
so you can see me as much as you want?
-I'm not your mom, -Hey!
You can do whatever you want with me,
But my mom thinks
that I'm in Tainan filming a movie,
That's none of my business,
I am sorry,
Thank you,
I've already done everything I can,
Fend for yourself,
Hey, you watched it, right?
Spend time on things that are worth it,
Hey, Kuo Chin-chin!
Can you unblock me?
Do you think I'm stupid?
UNBLOCK CHIH-YANG
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO UNBLOCK NAN CHIH-YANG?
REMEMBER, YOU MAY ONLY UNBLOCK NAN CHIH-YANG AGAIN AFTER 48 HOURS,
OKAY
CHAO SHU-WEI, UNBLOCK
The winner is 68!
Congratulations!
ANNUAL PARTY
I'm from the Infra Team of Enterprise Information Data Development Center,
Chao Shu-wei!
-Infra Team! -Infra Team!
-This is my first time winning
after three years of working at NextOne!
I have a question for you,
This is for two people, but right now, you're alone,
What about the other ticket? Will you sell it?
Or will you bring someone with you abroad?
-Pick me! -Pick me!
Here!
Kuo Chin-chin from the Business Intelligence team!
Do you want to go to Tokyo with me?
Who?
Kuo Chin-chin!
Is she here?
-Kuo Chin-chin! -Kuo Chin-chin!
-Yes!
I can't go on Lunar New Year,
I need to be with my grandma,
How about March 1st?
Don't you need to perform Internet maintenance on the 5th?
Then the 6th, How about the 6th?
How many times do I need to tell you that the 8th is my dad's birthday?
Well then, the 9th! Okay?
I don't care anymore, The 9th then!
You have my word,
The 9th!
It's 6,500 dollars per night,
It's a five-star hotel,
Or I can change the company reservation to twin beds,
After all, we'll just sleep,
We're sharing a room?
I won't do anything to you,
No way,
Or do you want to share a bed with me?
I was kidding, Hey!
You need to test the luggage in person
to see if it's easy to push or pull,
how it feels when you lift it,
its texture and weight,
-I'll check it out with you tomorrow, -I have other plans tomorrow,
-What plans? -Personal plans,
What is it? What personal plans?
I'm getting my hair permed tomorrow,
Why are you getting a perm?
Maybe I'll meet someone in Japan,
Hey, I'm the one who won the prize,
and you'll use it to meet someone else?
You won't do anything to me anyway,
You look like my grandma,
Hey, what if we change our departure date to the 11th?
What do you mean?
We'll just postpone it for two days,
Why do we have to postpone it?
Because I can't get seats on the 10th,
But we agreed on the 9th,
You even gave me your word,
It's because of her, isn't it?
Why do you lose all your principles when it comes to her?
She's all alone in Taipei,
Doesn't she have friends?
Among all the boyfriends she has, why must it be you?
Why are you always willing to be her errand boy?
You still have feelings for her, right?
-No, -Did you forget how she treated you?
-Did you forget how terrible she is? -Don't talk about her like that,
I'm not going then,
Kuo Chin-chin, come on!
Kuo Chin-chin!
Fine! The 9th it is!
What happened, Kuo Chin-chin?
Go away,
-Do you want to talk about it? -No!
Crying won't solve anything,
My problem can't be solved anyway,
For example?
Why is the world so unfair?
I'm five years younger than you,
and everyone thinks I'm older,
What else?
Why does God hate me so much?
Other people's wishes
are called aspirations,
but mine is called overthinking!
What wishes?
I just want to be a bit fairer
and about 160 cm tall,
I want to get a perm like Vivian Hsu!
Why don't you just say what bothers you? You never say what you really feel,
If you like him, tell him,
He doesn't like me!
Then why did he ask you to come if he doesn't like you?
Because I'm strong!
I can help him carry his video games, animation figures,
his grandma's stomach medicine,
his mom's makeup,
And he's still into that bitch!
Okay,
You're speaking out now,
These are Kuo Chin-chin's accusations,
Mr, Chao, if you are watching this,
please comment something,
-What are you doing? -I'm teaching you to speak out,
-Nan Chih-yang, you're unbelievable! -Hey, Kuo Chin-chin, you…
You jerk!
I'm helping you since you're so cute when you cry,
-Why did you do that? -What are you guys arguing about?
-You jerk! -Look! It's broken!
Even when I'm cooking, I can hear you two fighting!
-I'm teaching her how to date, -You two are grown-ups,
-Why don't you just die, you jerk? -Look!
Kuo Chin-chin, don't act this way, What are you doing?
Kuo Chin-chin, What did you say?
-Say that again! -That's enough, Mom, It was me,
It's my fault,
-You're outrageous, -It's all my fault,
It is not my fault that his dad died,
Why do you favor him all the time?
I'll never forgive you,
NAN
IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE A SISTER,
P,S, STRAIGHT HAIR IS NICER,
DID YOU HAVE LUNCH YET? I'M AT THE HOSPITAL,
I'M STILL CUTE IN THIS OUTFIT, RIGHT?
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
GOOD NIGHT,
I'M GOING INTO THE OPERATING ROOM,
DON'T WORRY,
THE SURGERY IS DONE, DON'T WORRY,
NAN: GOOD NIGHT, P,S, I'M GETTING DISCHARGED TOMORROW MORNING,
I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE…
Any regrets?
For what?
We didn't even say goodbye to each other when you left today, Did you notice?
When did we start to become this way?
Where should I start?
We had a fight when I was pregnant with Xiaopei,
He said that I'm selfish,
that I just want to satisfy my desire for having a child,
He said he'll never get married,
He never showed up to my family dinners
and my friend's wedding,
And when Xiaopei was making a fuss at night when she was sick…
When I needed a hug…
Are we in a relationship together?
Did you know that our house almost got seized?
Because of that crappy movie of his,
So now, when I hear words like
dreams, future,
I just want to punch someone,
Yes,
I cheated,
Because I fell in love with somebody else
and became brave enough to leave him,
It's a promise, it's not worth it
-But I don't know… -I'm fine!
Why are you still crying?
Because crying is detoxifying!
Without tears, I'd be screwed!
Miss, why are you still here?
You're so petite, and you're hiding here,
I didn't realize that there's still someone on the bus,
You're at the terminal,
You know my wife can sleep a lot as well, and she can definitely eat,
She weighs 92 kg,
Be careful,
If you become like my wife, you can only marry a guy like me,
You're not married yet, right? Am I really good or what?
When I was a sales manager before, I've met so many people,
The best way to survive the economic downturn is to have a relationship,
You see,
you rent a house for two,
You use the lights together,
And if you want to save even more,
you can share a bath too,
You lost your wallet too?
I think you should visit the Xingtian Temple tomorrow,
That's 321 dollars,
322…
For a lost debit card, please press two,
For a lost credit card, please press three,
You guys still eat separately?
He wants a healthy diet,
He thinks my diet is too salty,
Why should I do a thankless job?
Dad,
Mom is asking if you want some noodles,
-I already ate, -Next, we have--
What's the purpose of living?
Every day, I'm living with a dull person,
and we barely talk to each other,
Those who die young are luckier,
Just lie there and care about nothing,
People even bow to you,
Like your Uncle Nan,
He passed away within three months of getting sick,
Why can't one just live alone?
Why do people have to get married?
Go home!
Don't piss me off,
Go home!
What's the point?
What's the point of living? There's no point,
That rag is covered in germs!
There's no point,
-Can you lend me 500 dollars? -What's the point of living?
Kuo Chin-chin,
What the hell are you doing with your life?
What date is it,
and you don't even have 500?
Your entire life is a mess,
Look at you,
You can't even mend your clothes,
Other girls dress up nicely,
-And you-- -I just lost my wallet,
Can you just stop hating me so much?
Don't come back next week!
CREATE POST
KUO CHIN-CHIN, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER SAID:
JUST GIVE ME THE SAME BIRTHDAY GIFT AS LAST YEAR!
#ALREADY SPENT THREE CHINESE NEW YEARS IN JAPAN
#I CAN ONLY BOOK THE TICKETS
SO ENVIOUS!
HUANG LIANG-CHUN SHARED A MEMORY THREE HOURS AGO
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS!
#CAN I JUST WIN THIRD PRIZE?
JANUARY 13TH, 2015
A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL MY BOSSES
#IT'S BETTER TO RAISE MY SALARY
You blocked my number, email, and Facebook, Isn't that enough?
Kuo Chin-chin, Why did you quit?
I'm nobody to you, Why do you care?
-You're my best friend! -But you're not mine!
DID THEY END UP TOGETHER OR NOT?
ZHENG CHUN: HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
WHAT?
SOMEONE IS TYPING A COMMENT…
I'm doing this for your mom,
You're so cute when you're being nice,
Sir, he wants to get off,
Good night,
Hey,
Am I interrupting you and your boyfriend?
-One more word, and I'll-- -Good night,
Your sofa is so small,
It's okay to raise your leg,
You can put your feet on the side of your calf,
Don't put your feet on your knee
because you won't be able to balance yourself,
In order to avoid injuries,
you can use your thigh or calf muscles…
-so that you can maintain -Good morning,
-your alignment from head to feet, -What's for breakfast?
Other than this…
#ALONE, #LONELY
SUBSTRING: ONE-NIGHT STAND
How can I save
such a miserable woman?
Well…
Oli, I figured it out, Get the data from people aged 30 to 35 first,
-What? -I mean…
-You think old women -There is 30%
-will like this kind of game? -out of 100…
Old women have fewer dates,
so they have more time on this,
DON'T EAT TOO MUCH FRIED FOOD,
IT MIGHT GIVE YOU CANCER,
AND "LOVE CANCER" IS HARD TO CURE,
NAN CHIH-YANG
He's so annoying,
You're actually your mom's daughter,
Aren't you your mom's son?
She just feels apologetic towards me,
Only those who can truly fight are family,
I envy you so much,
So that's why you make fun of me,
Kuo Chin-chin,
It's not embarrassing to love someone,
It has been five years,
The only thing that moved on that day was your pride,
You're still standing on the same spot, you know?
It's so easy to analyze other people's stories,
Analyze mine then,
So what if you're handsome?
So what if you've been hurt before?
Everyone must just accept you, tolerate you, and forgive you?
Then what about your daughter?
How selfish and cruel are you
to let your daughter live
without a dad like you?
Nice,
That's why I want to stay here,
EVEN IF YOU WEAR THIS,
YOU CAN'T AVOID THE FEELING OF PIERCING LONELINESS,
NAN CHIH-YANG
Nan Chih-yang, hurry up,
I need to clock in by 9 a,m,
It's okay to hate me,
but have a little compassion for my intestines, okay?
They've just been humiliated,
Pass me my eyebrow pencil by the sink,
This is mascara, I need the eyebrow pencil,
Eyelashes are more important than eyebrows, trust me,
Why didn't they say it before?
My goodness,
Hi, this is Olivia,
Why is "hello" one of the keywords?
Hello…
Didn't you tell us to exclude all negative comments?
"Hello" can be sarcastic,
Then it must be calculated by percentage,
To filter "want to love," get rid of comments expressing "don't want to love,"
Hey, do you have an issue with Mandarin or your brain?
It's better to have an issue with that than having a psychological issue,
I'll give you another hour,
What?
Is she the only one in a bad mood?
I'm in a bad mood too,
Our youth shouldn't be spent on working overtime, Damn it,
DON'T GIVE UP
DON'T GIVE UP, LOVE WILL COME AT ANY MINUTE,
NAN CHIH-YANG
I like not being loved, okay?
I like that everybody hates me, okay?
Why does a jerk who got his karma have the right to judge my life?
I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH
TEXTING EDWARD…
WHAT HAPPENED?
EVEN IF I TOLD YOU, WILL YOU UNDERSTAND?
"I'M SORRY,"
"THANK YOU,"
"I LOVE YOU,"
PLEASE SAY THAT TO YOURSELF OUT LOUD,
It's cold,
I will find another place to stay,
or you won't even have a place to cry,
Do you really think it's karma?
Maybe it's benign,
But what exactly did I do wrong?
Because I loved many people
and had a lot of breakups?
Hey,
Did God really say such lame words
like "Enduring is love"?
But I really don't get it,
I don't want to waste my time and theirs,
isn't that good?
Forget it,
I'm destined to lose in this,
I hope I won't become anyone's burden when my time comes,
We didn't even say goodbye to each other when you left today, Did you notice?
When did we start to become this way?
I've been thinking about it a lot lately,
The more I think about it, the more I hate you,
I really don't like this,
I think this is the end for us,
Xiaopei will be with me,
You never wanted her anyway,
That's it,
Why did you sell the house?
The investors backed out,
and I needed to pay the crew,
They worked hard,
They?
Did you ever consider me and Xiaopei?
How do you want me to consider you?
Nan Chih-yang,
I know that you don't want to take responsibility,
but even I didn't think you could be this irresponsible,
Xiaopei is your daughter,
You can make me unhappy,
but how can you disregard your daughter's happiness?
Say something,
Don't be a coward,
How much happiness do you need?
Isn't it enough that we're together?
I'm not greedy,
I just want to go back to how we were before,
Just film your commercials, and I'd take care of Xiaopei,
-Is that greedy? -What about me then?
The person inside here,
So you're unhappy to be with us?
So I'm not the one that makes you happy,
but the things that I've done do?
Let's move to the mountains,
rent a house with a yard,
and have two dogs,
-And then-- -No way,
Why?
You're not Ang Lee,
I will go to your funeral,
I will even go to your premieres,
I'll watch you receive the Golden Horse or Oscar awards on TV,
You're not Ang Lee,
But you are that awful Nan whom I used to love,
Hello,
Can I hug you?
Dad,
Thank you,
I had an idea for a movie this afternoon,
Every evening,
a man will show up at a particular time,
He will bring the little boy to play in the park,
Slowly, the boy gets used to it,
So every day, during that time, the little boy waits by the doorway,
One day, the man doesn't show up,
One day, two days, three days…
-He never showed up again, -The boy is you,
The man is your dad,
There was a time when I was so mad,
If he couldn't even take care of himself, what gave him the right to have me?
I was mad at Chiu Hsiu-ying too,
I hated her for abandoning me,
I hated her for loving me in a compensatory way,
polite,
careful,
and apologetic,
But you know
what I hate the most?
That I don't even have the right to hate anybody,
so I can only hate myself,
TO KUO CHIN-CHIN
Nan Chih-yang, you're so annoying!
Nan Chih-yang, you really are detestable,
-Nan Chih-yang, go away, -Nan Chih-yang, go away,
-Nan Chih-yang, -Nan Chih-yang, hurry,
You're annoying, Nan Chih-yang,
Can you stop that, Nan Chih-yang?
ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE'S MAD
Nan Chih-yang, you're unbelievable!
Why does God hate me so much?
Other people's wishes
are called aspirations,
but mine is called overthinking!
I just want to be a bit fairer
and about 160 cm tall,
I want to get a perm like Vivian Hsu!
STOP BEING MAD AT YOURSELF,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,
IT'S MINE,
-Do you want to know why? -What's the rush?
Why weren't you rushing before?
Action,
Do you want to know why?
On the 9th,
at 7:20 a,m,,
let's meet at the airport,
Be there,
Be there, and I'll tell you why,
CHAO SHU-WEI, UNBLOCK
OKAY, CANCEL
OKAY
SEARCH FOR CHAO SHU-WEI
CHAO SHU-WEI
I MUST GO TO THE BASKETBALL COURT…
SORRY, I STILL CAN'T GO TO THE COURT…
THE SECOND KID IS BORN!
CHAO SHU-WEI, REST IN PEACE!
LUO YU-TING TO CHAO SHU-WEI
THE WHITE CAT KEEPS PURRING THESE DAYS,
YOU SAID YOU'D BRING HER HOME AFTER RETURNING FROM JAPAN!
I'm not going then,
Kuo Chin-chin, come on!
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE EVER BROKEN A PROMISE…
Kuo Chin-chin!
Fine! The 9th it is!
CHAO SHU-WEI
DEAR FRIENDS OF SHU-WEI,
YESTERDAY MORNING,
ON HIS WAY TO THE AIRPORT,
HE HAD A SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT,
AFTER UNDERGOING SURGERY,
HE'S STILL IN CRITICAL CONDITION,
PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM,
THANK YOU,
I'M SORRY,
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FORGIVE MYSELF
SO I DECIDED TO PUT UP A PRETENSE,
I PRETENDED WE JUST HAD A FIGHT,
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
Please don't eat those,
And you should quit smoking,
alcohol, and coffee if you can,
So I…
What's the matter?
Kuo Chin-chin got it right,
Sorry, this number is not in service, please check the number and try again,
Thank you,
This number is not in service,
please check the number and try again,
Thank you,
Sorry, this number is not in service, please…
IS THERE A NUMBER YOU CAN NEVER REACH?
EDWARD
IS THERE A NUMBER YOU CAN NEVER REACH?
OPEN YOUR HAND,
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
I'M HOLDING IT TIGHT,
How did it go?
"I don't want to see you cry,
except for tears of happiness,"
It's from Waterloo Bridge,
"The person who knows you best is not your friend, but your enemy,"
It's from Ashes of Time,
"Whatever happens,
happens for a reason,"
It's from my next movie,
MY BROTHER IS SICK,
PEI-CHIA
Guess who I just ran into,
What are you doing here?
That bastard Nan Shu-ping!
He left you nothing
-Mom, let me finish! -other than the disease!
Now what? What am I supposed to do?
-It's benign, Mom! -He's a jerk!
It's benign,
It was only a polyp,
You scared me,
That's good,
Do you want to scare me to death?
What?
Touch my head like you used to do
when you go to grandma's house, okay?
Every time,
it was like a knife
cutting through my heart,
I cried so hard
every time I stood at your grandma's door,
I just wanted you to have a dad,
And then what happened?
It even made you lose your mom,
I did beg your grandma several times,
Your uncle even said,
"It's okay, she will get over this soon,"
So I waited
and waited,
Later, I decided to divorce your Uncle Kuo,
Then what happened?
I had Kuo Chin-chin,
I couldn't let Chin-chin be with a dad,
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry about that,
5812742,
I'm sorry,
It's okay,
Hey, Kuo,
Yes?
Let's divorce, shall we?
I've thought things through,
The less we have in life, the better we live,
The less trouble we'll have,
When should we do it?
The weather is getting cold soon,
Is your leg hurting again?
Yes,
It's more accurate than the Weather Bureau,
We can wait until your leg is better then,
Sure,
The promise I made
Is also my wish
We'll start the internal testing today,
If everything goes well, I think we can finish on time,
See? You'd miss your chance
-if you overthink, -But what's the point
-of a love game like this for our readers? -We really tried…
There's no relationship that only contains happiness,
So those pains,
tears,
fights, and separations
must mean something,
Without those,
how can we be our better selves?
It's just a game,
Well…
-Chin-chin, -Okay, Chi-chi,
Good job, We all understand what you said,
So I already discussed with the Finance Department,
For the annual bonus,
the project members will get an additional 50% bonus,
Big thanks to our manager!
-Big thanks to our manager! -All right,
-I knew it, -Yes!
Lucky in gambling, unlucky in love!
-Yes! -Quick!
-Grab it! -That's 20,000 dollars!
-Kitty Huang! -Are you wearing red underwear?
-KTV! -No,
-KTV! -KTV!
All right,
-KTV! -KTV!
-Data Team! -Hello, is this the KTV?
We have…
-Any alcohol is fine? -Yes,
Pick one and finish it before we reach the next one,
You know, usually, for the first round, I choose this kind,
As for Oli and others, they…
Hey,
There are 12 stores on this street, Can you finish all of them?
Chin-chin, well…
Maybe for the first one, we can try something simple?
I'll put this away for you,
Come on!
Hurry up!
-You're done? -Long ago,
-Here's to us! -I've finished mine, You're too slow,
-Let's go! -Hurry!
This was where you passed out that night, you were unconscious,
Keep up! Hurry up, Chin-chin!
Follow the rules if you want to play,
Friends from Taipei!
Thank you for coming to my concert!
Hurry up, One, two, one, two, go straight!
One, two, one, two,
I'm not drunk enough!
Chin-chin! Ken said that he likes--
Vivian Hsu,
Dee Hsu or Vivian Hsu?
Vivian Hsu,
Song Hye-kyo or Vivian Hsu?
Vivian Hsu,
-Emma Stone or Vivian Hsu? -Vivian Hsu,
Vivian Hsu is that nice?
-Hello, chicken curry, please, Thank you, -Chicken curry? Okay,
-What about you? -A Vivian curry, please, Thank you,
-Vivian curry? -Yes,
LUNCH BOX
But there isn't any food sold around here,
Not even a fried chicken stand,
Then ride a scooter to buy food,
I don't know how to ride one,
But I do,
You don't live here,
I can deliver some to you,
once a day,
I don't want that,
I want to walk and get fried chicken with my boyfriend,
then eat them while watching a movie at home,
We'll chat
and laugh
while walking,
That's nice,
Well, your boyfriend must be quite fat,
Lift your leg, It's not high enough,
-Watch your hand, -My head!
-Get in, -Okay,
-Take care, bye, -Okay,
-I'll close the door, -I can close it,
Bye,
-Take care, bye, -Bye, Chin-chin,
Bye, take care going home,
Chin-chin, I love you,
-Chin-chin, I want to join the Data Team, -Bye,
-Bye,
-Should I get you a taxi? -Do you want to keep going?
What do you mean you can tell
whether one can accomplish great things by how one orders food?
Bullshit!
Then why doesn't the Ministry of Education
say that being good at ordering food can give extra points?
Should schools offer classes on ordering food?
Yes, we lack experience,
But we also need a sense of achievement, okay?
You'll get a sense of achievement in doing your miscellaneous tasks well, okay?
How can we assign anything important
if you can't even do those well?
Do you think Steve Jobs can order food?
Are you sure you're Steve Jobs?
Of course I'm pissed off,
It's because you're not committed to your work,
Should we be pitiful like you and treat our jobs
as the only thing that matters in life?
I want to travel back in time and start over,
This time,
I want to be someone that everybody likes,
Regardless of how panicked,
scared,
and helpless I am,
I won't be stubborn,
I won't pretend to be strong,
I won't be such a pain in the ass,
I'll even laugh at things that aren't funny,
No matter how insecure I feel,
I won't walk away,
Because once I turn around,
it could be forever,
Actually,
even if the guy didn't love me,
I still have to say a proper goodbye,
Because…
I loved him,
I want to turn 30 quickly,
I want to be a cool adult,
Distant, with a frown on my face,
I'll still tell the truth even if I'm a pain,
It doesn't matter if people dislike me,
Because I really like myself,
Other people?
All right,
I will accept an older person's advice,
I'll say a proper goodbye to that guy,
LOVE YOU, 19 CALLS
LOVE YOU
-Kitty Huang, what-- -Bye,
Why did you quit?
You blocked my number, email, and Facebook, Isn't that enough?
Kuo Chin-chin, Why did you quit?
I'm nobody to you, Why do you care?
-You're my best friend! -But you are not mine!
Don't act this way,
I don't want to see you anymore, okay?
-Don't act this way, -I'm sorry,
Why are you getting a perm?
I was kidding,
Because crying is detoxifying!
Without tears, I'd be screwed!
It's very cute, You look like my grandma,
Or do you want to share a bed with me?
Kuo Chin-chin from the Business Intelligence Team!
Do you want to go to Tokyo with me?
Yes!
Well…
She…
I'm so dizzy,
What?
Come,
I'm dizzy, stop that,
You're so heavy,
Be careful,
Well, I'm going home,
-Thank you for getting Chin-chin drunk, -Wrong,
I am "Sulky Chin-chin,"
Don't move around,
How will you get home?
I'll call an Uber,
Is it safe?
Don't worry, I am strong,
Text her when you get home,
Okay,
Hey,
I forgot to introduce myself, I'm her brother,
You still have to reimburse my medical expenses from last time,
Thirteenth floor,
-Higher, -Here?
-The left side too, -The left side too,
-Okay, -Okay?
-Yes, -Let's fix it like this,
Nan Chih-yang,
Cut it out,
You're so annoying!
-Nan Chih-yang, open the door! -Just stay there like you used to,
Kuo Chin-chin!
CHAO SHU-WEI
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS LATER,
I'LL BUY BEVERAGES TOO,
I'M HERE,
TAKE YOUR TIME, I'LL READ MY MAGAZINE,
I BOUGHT THE LUGGAGE,
HOW ARE YOU?
IT HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS,
I WORKED SO HARD TO AVOID THINKING…
I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, I WANT TO BUY FRIED CHICKEN…
I had a plan,
But you never waited for me,
Dee Hsu or Vivian Hsu?
Vivian Hsu,
Song Hye-kyo or Vivian Hsu?
Vivian Hsu,
-Emma Stone or Vivian Hsu? -Vivian Hsu,
"Kuo Chin-chin or Vivian Hsu?"
Why didn't you ask me that?
I did have a plan,
On our second night in Tokyo,
I'll take you to the Tokyo Tower,
Amidst that brilliant night view,
I'll tell you
that I don't want to be your friend anymore,
I want
to buy fried chicken and watch movies at home with you,
We'll chat
and laugh
while walking,
And one day, I will be a very fat guy,
I had it all figured out,
IS THIS YOU?
IS THIS REALLY YOU?
I JUST SAW THIS UNSENT MESSAGE,
I THINK SHU-WEI MUST BE VERY HAPPY IN HEAVEN,
I'M SHU-WEI'S MOM,
BEST WISHES TO YOU,
WHOM HE LOVED BEFORE,
IT TURNS OUT
IT TURNS OUT I NEVER MISSED OUT ON YOUR LOVE,
Do you still remember the first thing you said to me when you came home?
What was it?
"Hi, can I give you a hug?"
You were only a few months old, How can you remember that?
Chiu Hsiu-ying remembers that,
Every time we fight,
she repeats it over and over,
I see,
-Chih-yang, -Yes?
Let's stop hating ourselves, okay?
Okay,
FRIED CHICKEN
Hey, it has been a while,
-Hello, -Do you still remember me?
Of course,
-Order whatever you want, -It has been a while,
It's on me,
-It's on you? -It's on me,
Then I'll go for it,
I want large orders of fried chicken and squid,
Don't make it too spicy,
WE CHAT AND LAUGH
WHILE WALKING
Where does the sun go at night?
To America,
I see,
So the moon lives in America too?
Yes,
They both have a long commute then,
It must be very hard on them,
That's why we have to cherish every day!
Your injury is better, right?
Are you free tonight?
No,
Tonight is New Year's Eve,
Are you free tomorrow night?
WILL WE BREAK UP IN THE FUTURE?
THEN,
SHOULD WE START A RELATIONSHIP NOW?
Here,
I can do it myself,
Okay,
I thought you don't eat spicy food,
That's not true,
I love spicy food,
I promised someone
that I will live longer than her,
So now, I only eat healthy food,
Bullshit,
After eating healthy food, you'd better not--
-Hey, -Hey,
No,
Eat this one,
Didn't you just say that healthy food doesn't--
-Hey, -Hey,
EDWARD
DON'T FORGET THE 9 A,M, MEETING,
YOU'LL MISS YOUR CHANCE IF YOU OVERTHINK,
SUCCESS COMES TO THOSE WHO JUST DO IT!
DELETE PERFECT LOVER?
OKAY
CROWDFUNDING SITE
NAN CHIH-YANG'S SECOND FILM, SUDDEN
YOU DONATED TWO MILLION DOLLARS,
I DIDN'T EXPECT SOMEONE WOULD DONATE TWO MILLION,
ARE YOU DRUNK, OR DID YOU PRESS IT BY MISTAKE?
LET'S BE CLEAR, I DON'T DO REFUNDS,
He said he wants to eat cup noodles,
I know,
But his classmate said that he started the fight,
You…
The teacher told me that,
We should hang out sometime,
-Handsome, -Hi, everyone,
Let me introduce our new colleague,
Hello, everyone,
I moved to Tokyo when I was a kid,
so my Chinese is not that good,
My name is Edward,
Edward,
Welcome,
If you've wasted the past five years,
then make sure the next five years count,
How nice,
Along the way,
we'll still continue loving and making mistakes,
What's the point of living and not loving?
So in order to continue loving, I'll live well,
As for you…
Stop checking my life,
Go live the life you want,
and love well,