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In the beginning, it was all darkness,
And from this darkness was born the demon Zaal,
master of the Zakidians and tyrant of men,
But out of the shadows emerges
Kron, the mightiest warrior
and the holder of the sword of the gods,
He freed the men,
And led them to victory,
But the victory was dearly acquired,
Mortally wounded in the heart,
Kron bled for seven days and seven nights,
and a hundred warriors drank the shed blood,
They inherited his strength,
Kron looked at them and saw that it was good,
At that time he died,
Thus were born the Barbarians, the mighty children of Kron,
RONAL THE BARBARIAN
Very good !
Listen to me,
Strength, courage, fearlessness,
These are the qualities that Kron bequeathed to our people,
For many generations, his blood
has flowed through our veins,
We give him thanks every year,
before embarking on a quest,
But above all, it's his blood
that makes us barbarians,
the greatest warriors in all of Metalonia,
Ronal, it's your turn!
Ronal is ill,
He took his day,
Ronal!
Can I skip my turn? My elbow hurts,
I must have osteopornosis,
Or a penis-elbow?
Go!
Give it all you got,
I can not wait to see it,
It's not true !
One again !
I,,,
can,,,
more !
You have to be in good shape before embarking on a quest,
A barbarian who does not know how to handle an ax
is not a real barbarian,
Why do I have to go?
I'll be a drag, I want to stay here,
You are a son of Kron,
You must go to defeat the monsters and come back triumphant,
This is the raison d'être of the Barbarian,
Uncle,
tell me how I can kill a monster,
Doing this to make him laugh to death?
So, do the muscles grow?
Very funny ! Instead, take care of your buttons,
What? Where ?
Are you piercing them?
No luck, just before the party!
Listen,
undertaking a quest
requires roustons, not tendons,
Courage !
Prove your strength and you will defeat the enemy,
Maybe it's me
Shut up and practice!
What is that thing ?
The alarm!
Take your arms and all to your posts!
Protect the tribe!
You too, Ronal!
Barricade the door!
Go ahead, shoot!
Get ready, you lazy bunch!
Do not move,
Do not move !
Wait,
Wait!
Do not move !
Stop! Who's there ?
Hail, noble barbarians!
Master Florian, bard, at your service!
We wish, for a modest sum, to enrich
your impressive muscular anatomies
beautiful verses from days gone
by in praise of heroes and heroines,
To attack !
Troubadours!
They liven up the parties,
Celebrations ?
This thing isn't a flamethrower, it's a tuba,
Between !
Shit !
It sucks!
Me who thought of smashing some skulls!
You had to know it was a tuba,
Your mother is playing it, moron!
Hi girls !
How would you like to wash my huge,
very hard, and very dirty four-string lute?
Lute?
It's time for poems, not frivolities!
You need to rehearse for the banquet,
Can't I go watch the girls?
No !
A true bard should know her
poems like the back of his hand!
There is more important,
Let's accompany the barbarians tomorrow,
we will be at the heart of the action,
I really have to make girls,
I mean: write
poems, verse stuff,
My young Alibert,
you'll be ready for this when
you know all the poems by heart,
It will take a hundred years!
But no !
You're saying nonsense,
I was 57 when I learned
them all, a youngster!
Sit down !
Piss off!
And glo and glo and glo,,,
This is weed!
An amateur to suck my beer?
Alibert!
I was hunting and came
across some Orc children,
They were cute!
Here, doll, this is for you,
Magnificent !
It makes your eyes stand out,
Check it out too: an invisibility lotion!
I used it to get into a harem,
Too cool to sneak in!
We don't see who is attacking,
It was what ?
It stops, it starts again!
- Stopped ! - Who hits you?
Stop it, Gorak,
Swelling!
Ronal, you really are a sissy!
The children of Kron are gathered, Lord Volcazar,
The timing is right,
Am I replacing you?
And the party ?
I got a little fed up,
Okay,
Blow in the trunk at the slightest suspicion,
Will you get there?
Stop with your trunk, I want to be alone, that's all,
She is big,
You inhale deeply,
To the maximum, then you,,,
Damn, uncle, who would dare attack us?
We are barbarians, we have
subjugated the entire northern hemisphere,
We have never been attacked!
Maybe, but it's a principle!
This kid will kill me in the end!
Bloody barbarians!
What is all this?
Are we being attacked?
We are being attacked!
Is there any beer left?
Take up your weapons!
What are your orders?
May the flames of hell fall on them!
Brothel!
Fire!
To attack !
Be without mercy!
Fireworks !
It was not expected,
We are being attacked!
Barbarians, defend yourself!
Thank goodness you are unharmed!
It's a hell of a party!
What was that ?
Help !
Taste my muscles!
We captured them all,
Whore !
Leave it to me,
Kron!
They got us, Why didn't you give the alert?
I tried,
You tried ?
It's not enough !
Go upstairs, we'll save the others,
Is that the famous Kron children?
It's painful to see!
Chain them together,
Let there be none!
A barbarian never surrenders!
Either we bow to Lord Volcazar,,,
or we die!
Take them!
You heard from Lord Volcazar:
chain the last ones,
That's it !
Lock up those pigs! We're in a hurry,
Come here, you!
I don't want to go,
It hurts !
Don't forget your whips, uh,,, your axes!
We won't be coming back for them, On the way !
- General! - What?
The straitjacket is too big for him, What do I do with it?
He's not a barbarian, Liquidate it!
What?
Thank you !
Lucky one !
He always has the right to have fun,
I love leather, it's so soft
I always take a size below,,,
Help !
I love this job,
Looks like I'm hard!
What a fucking night!
My hair hurts,
What a mess ! Where are the others ?
Are you going to the after?
Wait for me !
Ronal,
Uncle ?
You are alive !
Not for long,
Kron,,,
call me,
No, it's just,,,
a scratch,
I had promised your parents to watch over you,
I kept my word,
It's up to you to promise me one thing,
You have to save the others,
They are counting on you,
What? I will not be able to !
Promise me!
Go north
consult the oracle,
He will help you,
The oracle?
How? 'Or' What ?
You are their only hope,
You are the last free Barbarian,
Uncle !
The invisibility lotion!
Hello !
On the way to the quest?
No, I have to find the others,
I see,
You go on a quest!
No, I have to find my tribe,
This is a quest,
Hold on !
Who are you ?
Alibert, bard, Nice to join you,
Hold on,
You can't refuse, I'll follow you everywhere,
It will be the foot!
Since we are going north, we will stop at the Amazons,
No !
Looks like they're super hot,
Do not miss that,
- It is true ! - Are you going to let me go?
Amazons are hotter than a nympho in the Sahara,
You suck, man!
I know !
We'll go to Berylia,
Beryls have four boobs,
- The dream ! - Are they sows?
Go!
We're wasting our time here,
I must speak to the oracle,
Is this guy going to date us?
- Nice ass! - Hands off,
Deadly !
Hello,
Someone there ?
It's not too early !
I've been waiting here since Sunday, Are you coming, yes or no?
Sorry ! What?
Come wipe my withered ass!
Aren't you the nurse?
No,,,
Hold on !
Gundar sent me,
I'm finished,
Your turn !
Watch out for my hemorrhoids!
Did I wash my hands?
After all, who cares!
I must tell you about Volcazar:
he is a great warrior,
The dark force of the Zakidians protects him,
I'm not going to fight him, I just want to find mine,
Volcazar dreams of enslaving all of Metallonia,
So far, no one has been able to stop him,
Torch them!
He is protected by steel armor,
No gun can hit this bastard,
Only one sword can get the better of him,
Look,,,
What is she special?
You are a barbarian, you should know that,
It's Kron's sword!
Is this a joke?
This sword does not exist,
The barbarians have been looking for her for centuries,
Sorry to disappoint
you, but he's a legend,
It's not a myth, you little shit!
Only this sword can destroy Volcazar,
If you want to save your tribe, you'll have to kill him,
I will not be able to !
It takes a brave warrior to use Kron's sword,
Without this warrior, Volcazar will remain invincible,
Without a barbarian who has it, your tribe is lost,
I'm just an oracle,
I don't give a fuck!
It's not my fault the barbarians are imprisoned,
Gu'ra Zul!
Wizard !
Lord, let us wake up the God of the Zakidians
before it is too late for the ritual,
Do you have Kron's children?
I have accomplished my mission,
Magnificent ! Nothing will stop us,
Mighty Zaal, the sons of
Kron have been captured,
Get out of your sleep!
What is happening ?
Finally !
What?
What is it ?
Zaal is not satisfied,
Kron's son is missing!
lmpossible!
Unless,,,
I don't understand, we left none,
Fool !
I need the blood of all the
barbarians and you let one slip away?
Is beyond me,
Bring it back to me
right away !
They go in search
Alibert and Ronal
The greatest heroes of Metallic
We will have fun
All the nymphos will say
"Alibert, you're too sexy"
Listen, fat man, my village has been
razed and I must find Kron's sword,
which is almost impossible,
So shut up and let me think!
Do you prefer a barbaric air?
Please, not that!
Kron raised his sword and planted it with all his might
In the demon's skull that split open like,,,
Hold on !
- What is this song? - The Ode to Kron,
The Ode to Kron?
There are 2073 verses, I know them by heart,
Kron gets laid in more than one verse,
Had to tell me before!
That he gets laid?
No, that the song is about Kron,
You mentioned the sword,
Doesn't that say where she can be?
Sing the end,
From his chest, blood gushes day and night,,,
After his death,
Go ahead !
In his grave we put the sword
The place was forgotten
The Big Book of the Elves
Will tell where to find her
"The Big Book of the Elves,"
I got it ! We have to go to the elves,
Really ?
That will tell us where the sword is!
The elfettes are too good!
It will be the foot, this quest,
There are 2 rules to follow,
First: it's not a quest,
Deuxio: If we see anything that
looks like a quest, we stay away from it,
- Okay ? - I walk,
Well,
Shit !
Did we just violate rule # 1 or # 2?
Save yourself!
What the fuck is all this?
Did you hear?
Wait! Stop!
Who are you ? Are you with them?
My throat !
Answer me !
I'm just an innocent traveler, I swear!
I didn't want to disturb,,,
your massacre of walkers,
They challenged me to a duel,
No, I beg you!
And then shit, I'll let you live!
This is the warrior we need to find the sword!
Are you nuts? She's a psychopath!
Exactly, what are you waiting for to talk to him?
Asshole!
Beauty, my friend wants to ask you something,
Is a fiery doll like you
would agree to help us save his tribe?
Alibert, don't mess around!
As a reward, I'll let you
play my lute by the fireside,
You follow me ?
I don't know what he's talking about,
I do not know him !
Put your hands around
his neck and I'll teach you,,,
No desire to play with your instrument!
Where you go ? It is a golden opportunity,
See, that's a bad idea,
We will manage to save the barbarians,
Did you say "barbarians"?
Yes,
Are the barbarians your tribe?
Oh yes,
The famous warriors of Metalonia?
It is a good cause, I'm in,
Sorry ! What?
I am Zandra, shield virgin, Where are you going ?
Among the elves, but
we don't know where it is,
We need a guide,
There will be some in the village, follow me,
- You think you're the boss,,, - So what?
Listen,,,
No,
Perfect, So let's go,
Won! You caught him in the eye,
Lucky!
Son of Kron!
Faster !
The cow !
Very cool !
Pinch me to show me that I'm not dreaming,
It's giant here!
We arrived,
Hello, the lousy!
Can you call me a cab?
Whore !
It's happy hour!
It's armored, stay behind me,
Not so fast!
We find our guide and we come out discreetly,
We're not causing trouble,
Okay ?
Please,
However you want,
Thank you,
Son of Kron!
I told him :
"Your tits look heavy, Can I help you carry them?"
Your mother's boobs are all slumped,
As I said,,,
Sit down and shut up!
That is why ?
We're looking for a guide,
There is one left,
In the background, near the toilets, Elric asks,
For whom, beer and double Manhattan?
Pigé, thank you,
Hi,
Is that you, Elric?
The voice of the wind echoes in the twilight,
The children of the stars take the earth to bed,
The half-light is filled with the sighs of loving spirits,
I was waiting for you,
We elves understand humans,
Join our souls,
I feel in you insight and silent will,
The song of the purple beech is in your heart,
Very interesting,
My name is Ronal and,,,
Names don't mean anything,
What I want is a guide,
Spiritual or physical?
We're going to the elves, I'm not rich but,,,
The wind will tell me what to do, Not moving,
I will penetrate your aura,
Why ?
The wind allows me to guide you,
My bow unites with your sword,
I'm ready,
Difficult situation !
Shit !
Here it is,
My bow unites with your sword,
That's it ! Come on, let's go,
So, Joan of Arc, are you leaving us already?
Will you give me a little dance?
Listen, everything is fine,
We're leaving, everything is fine,
I accept the challenge,
What?
They beat me or they die,
You promised not to cause trouble,
They challenged me,
You promised!
We come out without a fight,
Take care, then,
The virgin, what do you decide?
What do you decide?
Listen,,, friends,
but we're in a bit of a hurry here,
There are arguably better opponents here,
If you really want it,
we put the ends,
Zandra!
- I'm not here, - What?
The beautiful marrow bone!
Watch where you're going, reckless drivers!
Do you want me to teach you to play my lute?
It excites you ?
I sense aggression in this room,
One last wish?
He's out!
Damn, it's disgusting!
I will reduce you to meat!
Enough ! Leave him alone,
The Black Riders!
May my mother's boobs protect me!
Where is he ?
Son of Kron!
It's him ! Catch it!
Take him away!
Anyone who challenges the soldiers of Volcazar will be punished,
It's going to explode, run!
Come !
What is happening ?
Hurry up!
For the last time :
who ordered the double Manhattan?
Too bad, I have finished my service!
ALCOHOL
Brothel!
I forgot my tips!
Beautiful, lord,
One more shot and you'll beat your own record,
We must find Kron's last
son before the full moon,,,
Close it, knot head!
I beg your pardon,
He escaped us,
What?
It's not obvious, he has a
powerful warrior with him,
Two of my men are dead,
I will not tolerate any humiliation!
Bring them back to me,
Both !
Do you really know where we are?
We turn arround,
The wind speaks to my soul,
We will soon be with the elves,
You already said that two days ago,
We must be lost!
We're going to die like those bastards!
Why are you laughing ?
I thought the Barbarians were reckless, This is not your case!
Don't stop complaining,
It's funny when you know who your ancestors are,
Why are you coming if you find me so ridiculous?
- Why do you like my tribe? - That's my business !
Shut up !
Look !
So what ?
We elves understand animals,
I will question his soul so that it shows us the way,
My so pretty lip!
Tell me if it's swollen,
Look !
There is no labyrinth there!
The entrance to the kingdom of the elves!
I succeeded!
Sacred doors, I greet you!
Is that the entrance?
Come !
Stopped !
The gatekeepers are to evaluate our souls,
You have to have the right stature to enter,
What about those who don't have the stature?
The walls will crush them,
What?
Let's go,
I can not !
What?
Other than the name, I'm not a barbarian,
Sure, I'm the wrong stature,
That's not what he means,
No matter, we're going to bypass that door,
It's not a good idea, Every quest has its rules,
Frankly, a quest
is death assured,
If you insist on calling it a
quest, let me tell you it's mine,
I decided we would avoid this door,
On the way !
Great !
You see ?
No traps, no doors, nothing!
This quest story sucks,
You have to think outside the box,
My parts!
It was what ?
The gatekeepers were offended,
I see,,,
a great danger!
Faster !
Ronal!
Alibert!
Come on, hurry up!
Such a moron !
We almost died!
It's not my fault the earth shook,
I try to avoid problems,
Trying isn't enough, Ronal,
Problems are characteristic of the quest,
We have to solve them,
not bypass them,
Here is the tower of the elves,
It contains all the wisdom in the world,
The Big Book is at the top,
The moon reads it as it
travels across the night sky,
He is the Holy of Holies,
Very well, Let's go!
Looked !
No one can enter,
Archers of the Elven King have lynx eyes,
Shit !
They kill everything they see,
You have to go free,
I kill them and you pass,
No !
I take care of it,
What?
Alone,
You are crazy ? They'll kill you as soon as they see you,
I know,
Except they won't see me,
There are few left and I am the smallest,
Wait,
I could have used this in high school,
So ? Not bad is not it ?
Why are you laughing ?
You forgot a place,
What? And the bottle is empty!
Here I am!
Calmos!
No one will notice your peanuts,
Wait here, OK?
Don't go, you'll get killed,
She said: "It's late, I'm exhausted,
"there are the kids, blah blah!
Tired of that bitch's ass,
Yeah, that sucks,
Not a gesture!
It was nothing,
Does it still hold for Saturday?
You surprise me that it holds!
I'll cook myself!
It is open !
I have to do more sport,
Damn!
Dirty rats!
Here it is !
Let's see,
The sword of Kron,,,
How am I going to find this?
There she is !
Kron's sword!
Fastoche!
No one will notice,
The rat !
Kill him !
Pull !
Shit !
He's escaping!
By the way, are you going to bring booze?
No, but I really want to get well,
Kron was buried with his
sword in the Mountain of Eternity,
My elf soul feels the distance is,,,
Wouldn't that be it?
,,, very short !
Fate is on our side,
I was wrong about you,
What?
For the tower, you succeeded,
Finally, if you want,
You do honor to the barbarians,
Thank you,
I go back to sharpen my ax,
A second !
In fact,
I never thanked you
for having accepted
to follow me,
I would never have succeeded without you,
We better get some sleep,
We may find the sword tomorrow,
I'll be on guard, An elf never sleeps,
Sleep peacefully,
Can I ask you something ?
Of course,
What are the barbarians like?
Not very smart,
I actually meant,,,
inside,
The barbarian
is always there when you need him,
whatever the danger or difficulty,
He undertakes quests without any fear,
And to think that I am one!
Are they good warriors?
Yes,
the best in the world,
It's not easy to find a good warrior,
What?
I belong to a tribe of
warriors far from here,
According to our customs, I must marry
the warrior who will defeat me in a duel,
Many have tried,
But I was too strong,
With each duel, I got stronger and stronger,
The other girls found their
shoes, one after the other,
There was only me left,
The duels became rare,
In the end, no one wanted to fight with me,
The elders got angry,
They chased me away and told
me to go find my husband elsewhere,
A warrior strong enough to defeat me,
I will have to obey whoever manages to beat me,
It still hasn't been,
Everywhere I go,
they say the barbarians are the best warriors,
Maybe one of you can beat me,
This is why I am here,
Okay,
Alright, what?
In all of this, I don't see where the love is,
What do you mean ?
I will love who will defeat me,
I've waited so long, I can't take it anymore!
I,,,
had never spoken before,
I see,
I think it's rather
pleasant,
You know, Ronal,
it's great to talk to you,
It's you who are great,
To talk to you, I mean!
If I wanted to say something
else, we would have to fight,
It would suck,
It would be weird, you and me in a duel,
What was that ?
I don't know,
Elric!
An elf does not sleep!
What's this ?
I hear a horrible voice in the wind,
Elric!
I told you, anyone who defies the
soldiers of Volcazar will be punished,
Warning !
Zandra!
Catch them!
Ronal, wait for me!
Ronal!
Brothel!
You will see, your ass!
And shit!
Let's go home!
Zandra!
We will find her,
We will be able to catch up with them,
Come,
- What did you do there? - I don't know,
Amazons!
Right in the target !
What will you wear tonight?
A thong, maybe nothing,
Great idea !
They are also available in pink bite,
That women?
I must be in heaven!
Hi girls, What's up ?
What is that ?
A makeup bag?
Glad to meet you,
Hairy, girls!
Majesty, we have captured these women,
It's up to you to decide their fate,
Us women?
Let them get up, I will see that,
What strange women!
I had never seen such,
What is that ?
A hair on the chin!
It's disgusting !
Majesty,,,
Silence, ugly!
Who authorizes you?
We are not women,
What?
We are men,
Men ?
Well almost,
Men !
Heaven be praised!
The gods heard our
prayers and sent us two men!
We will be able to perpetuate our tribe!
Lock them up in the mating huts,
What?
Without dec?
Wait!
I will fuck!
The skinny guy first, The other will be for tomorrow,
What?
Help !
Leave me!
It's really not fair!
Me too, I want to pull my shot,
Line up!
I know you can't stand it any longer, but you will all pass,
Lord!
So ?
We have the warrior who helped the Barbarian get away,
Bring her!
Let me go !
Shit !
Look at this !
A virgin with a shield!
And very pretty with it,
Give me a gun and let's fight!
Good things come to those who wait for,
Don't touch me, motherfucker!
So, die!
impressive!
I find you super exciting,
Too bad I have to kill you!
Shit !
Bitch!
Wow !
Idiot !
I know your customs, warrior,
You must obey me now,
It's your destiny,
You managed to defeat me,
It was about time! It's my turn ?
Finished for tonight, You are scheduled for tomorrow,
What? Tomorrow?
Order of the Queen!
Come back!
My balls will explode,
Where you go ?
We have to go,
What about the Amazons?
Zandra is in danger,
We have to find the sword and save it,
Zandra can wait,
We can't give it up,
There are many other warriors,
Me, I want Zandra!
You didn't want her at first,
Come, I tell you!
Kiss my ass !
I want to make me girls!
That's why I'm participating in your damn quest!
I forgot: it's not a quest,
You are the most annoying guy that I know,
You just have to stay!
You badger!
I love this song !
Me too, I never tire of it,
Damn, that pisses off!
What the hell am I doing here?
Ronal, I'm coming!
Are they true?
Of course, I had to see you!
What?
From the first moment I saw you, I
wanted to rub naked against your chest!
Forget the rules, I want you now!
One minute !
I can't control myself anymore,
Take me like a beast!
I'm hungry !
I will devour you,
You wake up the woman in me,
Spank me!
Stop!
I find you sexy, Majesty,
but I have to join my friend,
What?
You can recapture me when I get back,
Sound the alarm!
You big bastard!
They are crazy, these girls!
You'll see if I catch you, you asshole!
We'll hang you by the balls!
Elric?
They are surely the first barbarians,
Mr, Kron,
I have to borrow your sword,
It is light,
Shit !
Sorry !
Zandra?
Sorry, Ronal,
How did you get away from my best men?
But here you are,
Warning !
My trusty warrior knew you would come here,
Here is Kron's sword, the only one that can kill you,
Zandra?
Magnificent !
You have served me well,
I live to serve you,
What is this nonsense ?
On the way !
My wizard is eager to know you,
Zandra!
I feel that Ronal,,,
We're screwed !
Do what you have to do, wizard,
With pleasure !
Gorak?
Here !
Finally !
Mighty Zaal, listen to your humble servant,
The blood of the children of Kron awaits you,
Open the doors of your sacred temple!
Wait! What are you doing ?
Once only, every 1,000 years,
it is possible for Zaal, the god of the
Zakidians, to come into contact with our world,
I offer him, as a supreme
sacrifice, the children of Kron,
As a reward, he will give me his divine power,
Everyone will obey me,,,
or die!
How do you get away from these guys?
Flying like dandelion seeds,
Ronal!
Come on, assholes, faster than that!
Don't move from here,
Shut up !
What is happening ?
Stopped !
Come on, shit shrimp!
What did you do with Kron's sword?
She's on the altar, It's too late,
Go away !
Chain them together, We're going to have a little fun,
Squeeze very hard,
I want to hear them scream like pigs,
Mighty Zaal, receive the blood of
the children of Kron as an offering,
Bless us, prince of darkness!
I will be more powerful than a god,
You will be my queen for all eternity,
Hey ! what are you doing here?
- Kill him ! - Okay,
Wait!
Master Alibert,
bard!
I'm with the orchestra for the party,
Uh,,, for the rite!
Listen to this,
Your leather booty turns me on
and your little ass makes me screw
Let's dance tonight until morning
Girl let me hold your hand
It sucks!
Never mind, Adios!
Come here, asshole!
That the chosen one
come forward!
Ronal!
Kron's sword!
I free you,
Quick, there are also the others,
Hold on !
Brothel!
Damn, I can't believe it!
Who do you think You Are ?
Let go, I'll take care of you,
You're insulting me, there,
I'll whip your ass!
Chain up like a grown-up,
Whore !
Sorry !
What?
Motherfucker, I dreamed of doing this to you!
- Kill them ! - But,,,
It's an order !
Zandra!
You belong to me, warrior,
Never forget it !
Heard, lord,
You don't have to do that!
Volcazar defeated me in a duel,
It's my destiny,
It's me !
You are sick, my word!
Is it your fate to kill the only person who loves you?
All because some crazy freak defeated you?
Huh?
Warning !
Ronal!
Zandra!
Let go of me !
Drink the blood, time is running out!
Perfect !
Drink until the last drop,
That's it !
Whore !
You will die!
Yes !
Darkness will fall over all of Metalonia,
Cries of terror will rise to the sky,
Everyone will have to bow to me
or die!
Shit !
Kron's story!
Kron planted the sword with all his might
In the skull of the demon that split like bark
What?
Strike his forehead with the sword, that's his weak point,
I never can,
Ronal,
get out of here,
Go away, save your life!
Are you unlocking?
It's not a place for you, Get out !
No, I'm tired of being a sissy!
Don't piss me off!
Go ahead, hit him in the forehead!
No, the front!
You want to do it ?
He's gonna get fucking killed!
Shit !
I aim with the eye of a lynx
and my arrow flies like a bird,
Keep still, you scoundrel!
I got you, you little asshole!
Eat my lute, asshole!
Zandra!
My queen,
kill me that louse!
What's the matter with you, warrior?
Your destiny is to serve me!
No it's finished !
Really ?
Then you will die!
Zandra!
Guys,
let’s show him what we’re warming with!
Gorak!
It's good, I control it,
Kill him !
I
invincible!
Whore !
This is for Uncle Gundar!
No !
Hey !
I have the thong that goes up in the slit!
Ronal!
Here lies Ronal,
the best barbarian that ever existed,
What are you looking at ?
He's alive!
Kron be praised!
It's incredible !
I smell,,,
love!
That's cute !
Do we have to duel?
No,
you have already won my heart,
It's limited, take a room,
Must party!
Beer and bimbos!
Cheers !
And glo and glo and glo,,,
Want to see something deadly?
Its good !
I can feel a lot of tension in your muscles,
I was at the mercy of an SM for a week!
Shut up, I have something important to say,
To the health of Ronal, the most assed of the barbarians!
Cheers !
You drink like a sissy!
Bloody barbarians!
RONAL THE BARBARIAN
Ronal the Barbarian
The poor man, he was not leading
Two hazelnuts under her thong
And not even a piercing
The poor man, he was weird
With his tiny chest
Big balls
Hairy burnes
Full burnes
Horny bimbos
Hairy bimbos
Sexy bimbos
Sexy burnes
And well-oiled biceps
Ronal the barbarian has triumphed
Big balls
Hairy burnes
Full burnes
Horny bimbos
Hairy bimbos
Sexy bimbos
Sexy burnes
And well-oiled biceps
We will continue the fight
Bandaging the arm muscles
We are strong and proud
In thunder and lightning
Our sharp axes
We fight with our buttocks in the air
We are a tribe
All dressed in leather
Our muscles are bricked
We are all tanned
And our nipples are pierced
Adaptation: Pascal Strippoli
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