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So what do you do, dear Gabriele, you are satisfied with 6 or relaunches,
risking, in case of error, insufficiency?
- Relaunch, (together) Yes!
Attention, the Rossio risks, So, Roman history,
But it is second program, We are in fourth, What does it have to do with it?
"What does it have to do with it"? How much naivety,
Children, this is life: get used to it, So,,,
How many Punic wars have been?
A: Two,
B: three,
C: Four,
D: 19,
I ask for the help of ,,,
Bisignani,
Smart move, The king of the nerds, huh?
So, dear Bisignani ,,,
The Punic wars were two, The answer is "A",
What are you doing? Do we turn it on?
We turn it on,
Well ,,,
The exact answer is ,,,
"B", were three,
- Bisigna ', but what about ,,, - No swear words, here in class,
But,,,
No, no, no, I accept that you are ignored, I accept it,
That you are Rossio, I accept it, But never be vulgar,
So, it went badly, little ornator,
No, it's fair, The real wars between Rome and Carthage were
two, the third was only a massacre, To destroy a defenseless city,
With what vigor, Really,,,
But of course, yes, we invent things,
Then also Annibale, with the elephants, He crossed
the Alps, perhaps to leave Sestriere to do a sloppy,
So, Gabriele, you know, by chance, How much does eight divided two?
Yes, four,
Excellent, In mathematics he is good,
And four is the vote that takes home today, Both,
- But it is he who made a mistake, - No, that's not the case,
You have focused on luck, And what did you learn?
Luck is blind, But bad luck sees us very well,
Sometimes you don't know, but the bad luck is there, lurking, it is behind you,
I absolutely agree,
Dean, good morning,
- Pintus? - Yes?
Do you end up asking the questions with music and helps?
Is that, like saying ,,, lively,
Ah, it is to liven up that then last
year he almost set fire to the school,
I explained Nero with gasoline,
And when did your class imprison Sister Cecilia?
I was explaining the persecutions of Christians and the nun passed,
- And the children closed in the wardrobes? - Anna Frank,
Pintus, see you next time, I will have the pleasure of never seeing it again,
Now it seems excessive to me, Excuse me for a moment,
I have to go, I ask her for courtesy, So much she is always very
friendly, if she kindly goes on, that I have a family emergency,
(Song: "You Can't Hurry Love" Of The Supremes)
Greetings, Good morning, Daniela,
- The doctor is waiting for her, - Thank you,
I put it all out, That maybe this is the right time,
Here I am,
It's late, Angelo, Too late,
The conception window closed for seven minutes and 38 seconds,
Closed, "Cerré", "Locked Down",
My love, I made the impossible, You can't understand that it happened,
With the bike I made some absurd jumps, I caught
monopathy in the other hand, Second row machines ,,,
But I mean, I'm here, we could ,,,
You're joking, right?
"We are not here to have fun, But to conceive, The window is closed ",
Do you realize? Incredible, Andrea?
(with Roman check) oh, I realize, yes, I realize,
I understand, but I talk to you and look at her, So much she will never come with you,
- I confirm, - Confirm, she,
Come on, Mrs, Ada, eh,
Come on, we are with her, This is a riciardulli patient,
He operated it ten times, It was raven,
It is now a personal challenge,
- Can we talk about me? - I'm tired of talking about you,
I have been telling me about ste fools for months, de 'ste défaillance, Why do you always scream?
Look, the doctor is an andrologist, Don't be ashamed, you can tell you everything,
I have no problems,
(MOBILE PHONE)
Marta, Tell me, love,
Of course I arrive, I arrive, I run away, the window reopened,
- Do you want the chemical help? - No,
- Are you sure? - It is not,
Trust me, Then I take it, You never know,
Colonel, Goccino di Nebbiolo who warms her heart,
- No thank you, I never drink in service, - Love, you have been retired for ten years,
Honey, you know, right? The carabiniere is like a diamond, it is forever,
- No, love, don't drink, - Why, sorry?
Because alcohol depresses the spermatozoa,
Where does this ram come from?
Let me see,
Tac, I knew,
The air conditioner is on, and in my opinion regulated outside the legal parameters,
And in fact, look here: 17th, This is not good,
But why do you take the photo to the thermostat? Why?
You insist on transgressing the rules, and I, as a
public official, Even if on leave, I have to intervene,
I understood, but it made me a fine at Easter of 487 euros, Why?
Is it my fault if you don't make the differentiated?
It's not true, I do it,
- Where does the jar of yogurt go? - Plastic,
- The glass? - Glass,
- The cap? - Eh, the cap ,,,
- "Eh, the cap", - I understand, not ,,,
- This does not know where the cap goes, - I understand, but nobody knows,
- Dad, are you doing the heavy? - No, he doesn't know where the cap goes,
- But how? - I don't know where the cap goes, okay?
Anyway, I don't want to be a heavy, Indeed, we lighten,
- Do you want to know the last one on the carabinieri? I'll tell you? - Let's hear,
Do you know why some carabinieri never make love?
No,
Because they don't have the rehearsals to put it inside,
It's pretty, right? The tests for ,,,
- Oh, sorry, sorry, I was inappropriate, - Ninth,
No, because you have that hydraulic problem,
- I didn't have to, I didn't have to, - But do you tell you everything?
It is no mystery that the stork does not know our home address, right?
Yes, but one does not enter the details, It remains vague,
But why don't you rely on a specialist?
Because I hoped to do it naturally,
Yes, but time passes, and Angelo, as we
know, It has important erection problems,
Try with assisted fertilization,
But darling, It does not work for this if they are two,
imagine if there is someone who assists, come on,
Can I say one thing?
Absurd, this made the more laugh than the first joke,
In what sense?
I go to differentiate yogurt,
Maybe my mom is right: We have to make us help,
He is crazy,
Did you know that the most dangerous animal of all is the sea crocodile?
Which would then be that of Captain Hook, In fact, in the sea, in fact,
Except that the question is, if the island is not
there, then there is not even the sea crocodile,
Soon there are not even my eggs, Why are they expiring, do you understand it?
- What is the right answer to not fight? - Not this,
Maybe life is telling us that we
are not destined to become parents,
Too bad, because you would be a good father and I a wonderful mother,
What then you will say: "Why are I good and she wonderful?"
- Don't ,,, - SSH,
You thought it,
- I'm not thinking ,,, - SSH, Yes,
- Listen, love, we have tried them all, - Not all,
You did well to ask for help from Andreuccio yours,
No, I didn't ask for anything, The truth is that you always get implicit,
But who hangs? The and you are friends,
This is a delicate question, Sensitivity is needed, touch,
- But what do you know? Come on, enter here, - Things?
- The pippe room, - But why scream?
Greetings, No, I have to make a withdrawal, One thing ,,,
What is there, Don Pa '? Didn't he do not have to do the extreme one to read 14?
Come on, strength, Fast, which maybe not even does time,
You are a beast,
This is the test tube, sterile,
You opened it: it's no longer sterile, Why did you open it?
Because you have to target and center, Force,
Then, if you need help, A suggestion, there is VHS inside,
- The VHS? - Did you want the Blue Ray?
At least,
We don't have the blue ray here, We have
the VHS, because this is a vintage hospital,
Vintage, We are vintage here, right?
How sad, lady,
Guys, soon the fourth will be officially over, which
means that we will not meet again for at least three months,
And I confess that this thing rejoices a lot,
(Campanella)
Happy holidays!
Why are you stopped? The bell has played, so you go, please,
- Master? - What is there?
In the name of all, We are a little worried,
- Why? - I have been seeing her a little distracted for a few weeks,
In the last job in the class we copied
everyone, and she didn't even notice it,
Have you copied everyone? You too?
the? No,
Technically, For the principle of
communicating vases, they all copied to me,
I appreciate honesty, Bisignani,
Master, what's wrong?
Nothing, I'm fine, guys,
It's just a difficult period with my wife,
We are trying to have a child,
(MUSIC)
No, please, sad music now not, come on,
Master, but why don't he change his wife?
Because life whatever it works like this, It's not that you change wife,
And then I don't want to take example from my parents,
Why did they divorce?
They divorced, then they remarried,
Then they changed, Then they remarried, then ,,,
- Have they again compared? - No, luckily they died,
In that period of sadness, I met
my wife, who was my psychoanalyst,
Can you fall in love with the psychoanalyst?
Children, remember my words:
You can fall in love with anyone in life,
Love is a wonderful thing, Love is an abstract thing,
That is, do you like Dracula? Even if it arrives and does ,,,
But if you fall in love, you fall in love,
Absurd, You can also fall in love with Voldemort,
"I am your father",
But this is not Voldemort, This is "Star Wars",
You have to make your cocks, you,
- Absurd, you can also fall in love with the principal, - Master, no!
Yes, really, Of this little man, Small, all put like this,
Why,,,
Mr,
Principal, However I wanted to greet the students, Because ,,,
Summer depresses,
I would like the school to last 12 months,
Necessarily, there is no life, I didn't say it, I thought it, right?
- I said it, - Yes,
Excuse me, But it's a very difficult period at home,
You know, with my wife ,,, I don't think the interests, so I go,
Go, I don't tell you where, Because there are children,
But it evincits it,
Of course we have nothing more to tell us, eh,
But no, I'm eating,
One or eats or speaks, I was thinking, among other things,
(NOISE) It's not that ,,,
- Did you hear? - No, what is it?
- Someone entered, - But go,
- Go see, - Why do I have to go?
- Who is the man here? - Lo,
So what? With the fork? What do you do, I taste it?
- No, but with the round knife what do I do? - Go, go!
Who goes there? Who are you?
'I'm the fuck,
Andrea, you made us take a shot, I beg you,
Who must be at this time? Who comes to steal 'by you, while you are in Eat'?
However, to understand, The bouquet of keys
that we have given you serves for emergencies,
If we are at home, the bell rings, When there is an emergency, use the keys,
However I brought you the analyzes, those of the liquid,
Why do you have them?
- Because I made me give them, - Privacy?
Oh, with 'this privacy, even in the hospital, Who made them make them any exams?
- You, But it's not normal, I tell you, - It's not normal,
So, let me see, "Pintus Angelo ,,,",
What are you doing? Give me to me, what are you going to do?
Then, blood, round cells,
Sperm for cube centimeter: normal, Good, Normal,
- Do you have acid pH, you? - I have a little acidity, a tip,
It's good though, that's okay, Mobility: This is what interests us,
- Why ,,, do you understand? - Yes,
This is how and so, in short,
For the age you have, You are not "Fast & Furious", though ,,,
I am 48 years old, eh, it's not that I have 73,
But you know the maximum of testosterone
at what age it is reached, In the human being?
- No, - at 15 years,
After that, it is clear that there is a fall, As in a ravine,
- Yes, yes, I know, - He knows, Do you see it?
But there will be positive notes, right?
- Yes, he says you are fertile, The problem is not you, - I'm fertile!
So if he is not the problem ,,,
Oh well, so much my analyzes will have them,
- I have your analyzes, - His also do you have?
- I didn't open them for privacy, - There is now privacy?
Clearly, privacy when you are interested in,
- Do you read or I? - Read you,
- I read them, come on, - Mamma mia, what anxiety,
So ,,, perfect platelets,
"There is a fair amount of fertile eggs",
- Have you seen? - This is excellent news,
- Fantastic, - I read this other,
What is it?
Oh?
This says you have a form of endometriosis,
There is a comment of the primary who
says it is quite difficult for it to remain pregnant,
Oh well, then maybe ,,,
Guys, of these cases, to the department, We have many,
For what I know, With this form you have, it is
quite improbable, also with assisted fertilization,
But guys, I don't want to see you so,
Let's get on, Because it is not that life has ended, eh,
Medicine is not an exact science,
But then in Italy we are behind everything,
Do you want to make a transplant to the hair? Go to Türkiye,
Do you want to make a system to the teeth? Go to Croatia,
- Andrea, please, enough, - Enough,
I want a son,
Then you have to do what I tell you,
You go to Barcelona, You take a nice trip,
contact this half my friend, Which is a
luminary, and it is said that it makes miracles,
(In Spanish) My love, I would like to
go to celebrate in that port restaurant ,,,
- away! - Police!
(In Spanish) confirmed, There is the whole gang of the robbery,
He is the boss, attentive, is dangerous,
No she no, Leave it alone,
Light?
- Why? Why, light? Why? - "Vamos, Vamos",
No, light! Light! No!
I would say that the beginning is comforting,
Yes, come on, I was a little worried, being an idea of ​​Andrea,
And instead, Let's go, go,
- (in Spanish) Hola, - Hola,
Tenmos a reserva, Pintus,
- Bartolini, - Yes, oh well,
Yes, Senores Pintus, El Doctor Gonzalez Los experates,
- Siganme, - Perfecto, Follow,
Where you learned the Spaniard, From Gipsy Kings?
Meanwhile, technically the Gipsy Kings are honeys, therefore ,,,
I don't believe it, you don't know anything in life, And you are biographer of the Gipsy Kings,
But are we here to fight?
(Bussano)
Adelante,
Hola, Buenos Días,
- Hola, Senores Pintus, Bienvenidos, Adelante, - Please,
- Sientase, - Thank you,
- Marta, Verdad? - Yes,
You are lucky, (In Spanish) What a wonderful woman!
Gracias, doctor,
Bueno,
(In Spanish) Marta, I looked at his analyzes well and ,,,
I will not lie them,
In his case we only have 15% of the possibility of success,
At 43 the percentage ,,,
He falls over!
"En Picado",
(In Spanish) I am afraid that she is incompatible with pregnancy,
I am very sorry,
Excuse me, all this way to hear us "Lo Siento Mucho"?
He also felt it on the phone,
Evidently he "sieto" aquí,
- Pero ,,, - "Pero"?
(In Spanish) There is another solution,
What solución?
A solution ,,,
Let's say unconventional,
We can use another ,,,
An otro?
Otro Iútero,
- "útero" in Spanish is ,,, - uterus,
It is like in Italian,
So she is talking about ,,,
Of surrogate maternity,
Ninth, It is not possible, because in Italy it is a crime,
Aquí También, Eg a delito universal,
"Delito Universal", meant ,,,
That "whence Estosmos Estosmos", They make us a hole ,,,
Beautiful idea, eh, Indeed, for heaven's sake, we thank you,
But "I keep a problem", I don't know,,, How do you say in Spanish "father -in -law"?
- "Sugro", - Bravo, he knows,
My sugegro is a carabiniere, and
for a yogurt cap 400 euros of fine,
"For Esta what, I am emphasized me in La Plaza",
Yes, and in any case I would not like to pay for a child,
You don't have to worry, because ,,,
I know a girl ,,,
Which would be willing to bring your baby to the womb disinterestedly,
Like a work of good, An act of charity,
In return he only asks to be hosted
in Italy during pregnancy, nothing else,
It would be a loan uterus,
So, be careful, Because "lends" changes,
"I buy" ,,, "Prestado", on the other hand, is free,
Well, there is nothing for free in life,
The cost of the staff for the operation would amount to 20,000 euros,
20,000, You don't have to give me an answer now,
First you meet the girl and then you can decide,
I do not know,
Do you know that maybe this thing does not convince much this?
Indeed, I want him a lot, but not so,
Even if, Angelo, you have to say it, Weddings end only in two ways,
Or with the divorce or with the death of one of the two,
What does it have to do with it?
It has to do with it, Angelo, because I feel it that if
we do not make a child, or we leave or maybe you die,
Then I know myself: for despair, I would have occasional relationships with anyone,
And then I would take a cat, and two, and three, And four, five ,,, seven cats,
They will call me "La Gattara Erotomane of the plasterboard",
I will look at all pregnant women with envy and grudge,
(sub -packer) Which I already do, After all,
Because I hate them, pregnant women, Angelo,
Listen, let's do this: we know this girl,
let's see how it is, then we understand,
Maybe the vibrations ,,, yes, no?
- If we don't like it? - If we don't like it, you decide,
- Why do I have to decide? Don't you decide anything? -The I decide,
Jamón Ibérico cut with a knife, with a little "upper",
Good! Too bad that pregnant women cannot eat raw ham,
You will see, she is a good girl,
Young and sensitive,
As you say in Italy ,,,
"House and Iglesia",
- Like Julio, - House and Church, I think,
(In Spanish) Here it is, she arrived,
- Hola, familia! - Hola, qué tal?
- Hola, Marta, pleasure, - Marta,
- Angel, - Angelo, Bien, Lo Soy Luce, Encantada,
Hola, light, Feel, thanks, first of all, For your incredible generosity,
And then we wanted to ask you ,,,
Yes, we wanted to ask you why do you do such a
great and important thing, for two people you don't know?
Well, I think that you can get a life in the world is a beautiful thing ,,,
If I think there are couples who cannot have children ,,,
Sorry!
What did I tell you?
It is very sensitive,
Did you convince yourself?
Yes, no, for heaven's sake ,,,
Since I will have to bring a life inside me for nine
months, I would like to ask you questions! I can?
- Yes, certainly, - Claro,
- Perfecto, Trabajo? - "Trabajo", yes, I am a psychoanalyst,
- Público sector or privado? - Private,
Muy Bien, Muy Bien, Angel?
Then, I inspire the new generations to embark
on a journey to the future, but knowing the past,
- Yes, he is an elementary teacher, - Exact,
Public sector,
Muy Bien, eh, Dinero Seguro,
Harvest, though, "Very well -being, But Más of the alternate ",
- Dónde vivís? - In Milan,
- Casa de Alquiler or De Propiedad? - Propiedad, with a mortgage, 22 anos,
Muy Bien, Bueno,
Muy Bien, "Yes",
But, here, we wanted to know something
about you, perhaps, of your lifestyle,
(In Spanish) I don't drink it, I do not smoke and I don't drogo, Well no?
- Perfecto, - Perfecto,
Muy rápida, eh,
I really like them! And I also like Italy!
When do we leave?
We can start the treatment tomorrow,
- Yes? - Yes,
First let's start, First you can return to Italy!
- What is it? - El Cuarto de Las Pajas,
- El Cuarto ,,, - de las pajas,
A MORNING, PORQUE NO INCIENDO BIEN,
Translate from the Spaniard "El Cuarto de Las Pajas",
<"Pippe room", - Excellent, perfect,
- Está Usted Descapacidado? - Perdóname, entering Y no I am enthusiastic ,,,
Keep Alguna Descapacidad? A handicap?
Yo? No, absolutely, Por qué?
Porque, en case de descapacidad, Estoy Diplomada Como Asteista Sexual,
Así Que, the Podido Ayudar Hubiera with Paja,
Here, absurdly, this morning, Now that I think about it ,,,
I woke up and I had a thick
here and one here, to both ,,,
Yes, Italian ,,,
What Italian? If I feel the thick to both,
Italian ,,, it hurts me,
Ready, Marta?
- Cuenta Hasta Diez, - But in Italian or Spanish?
Well, we are ready,
Perfecto, Vamos,
I'm sorry, you can't enter,
Thank you,
(Angelo) Buena Suirte, In Spanish,
- So our embryo ,,, - Professor, are we pregnant or not?
In a few months ,,,
Your photograph will be on the wall together with the others!
Congratulations!
Girls, I tell you, we are meeting a period of lies,
No, we are meeting the economy, The business class is on the other side,
I understood, I took three economy tickets,
Es que You Estoy Embarazada, Directors Espacio,
Yes, however, there is a problem: here the business does not ,,,
- But it needs space, - I understand,
- "emitted" it to the hostess, - Yes,
Oh well, I have to say one thing to you so much,
Now, we return, we announce your pregnancy, even if pretended,
Then, fatality, even light is pregnant,
But nobody will notice us because they will all be concentrated on you,
Angelo, Marta? They are 1,500 euros,
1,500 euros? For three tickets?
No, no, para mí, Gracias, Gracias,
- You are sure you ,,, - It's perfect,
Perfect,
Here we are, Welcome to our home,
This is a Pintus-Bartolini house,
This is entry, Please, follow us, Come from this side,
So, here we have the whole living area, All open, "open",
Muchos colors, me seem, right?
Los monos no veo, no siento, No hablo, Rojo, green y blue,
They are beautiful, I bought them,
There is the kitchen, then there is our bedroom at the bottom, and
here is the bathroom,
A bathroom? A "Para Tre Personas" bathroom?
Yes, I understood, We were two to the stairs,
And then this is the area, let's say, that we had thought for you,
The sofa becomes a bed,
Yo Soy Embarazada y necessary Espacio,
Igual Privacy: Or Sea Espacio yes, but también privacy,
- voy a ver yes the room ,,, - No, no, I don't think,
Perfecto, genial, I love it, me Gusta,
No, it is our room, So I just don't think about it,
But light is Embarazada and we arrange ourselves,
But in fact, I say, It is Embarazada and we arrange ourselves,
Love, I found fake bellies for every phase of beautiful pregnancy,
Look, second month, Third month, fifth, seventh,
Look what a wonder,
(Marta Russa)
I really find it that our relationship is ,,,
- Good morning, Good morning, Daniela, - Doctor, welcome back,
- Survivors, my patients? - Everyone, How did it go to Spain?
Very good, I just tell you that we returned to Italy with an equal girl,
What does it mean "girl on par"?
It means that Luce will live with us and will help us in housework,
- And how much pay? - Nothing, it is on an equal footing,
Slavery was abolished in 1949, from the United Nations,
So, it is not slavery, it gives us a hand, in
exchange for a roof on the head and food on the table,
- A little little, - It is also here to learn Italian,
- It's okay to learn Italian, though ,,, - But you broke the cock,
Record: first day of school, Last year you waited for a week,
Master, swear words are not said,
But not even the ca ,,,
Now, I apologize, I shouldn't have, But unfortunately he snatches the slaps,
I don't have it with you, I see him and I want to beat him,
It cannot, it is bullying,
No, dear, It is bullying if one of them beats you,
But if instead I will beat you, It is an old education,
Sorry, So, in the meantime, thank you all for being here at our house,
We have an announcement to make, It's good news,
- Divorce? - No, not so beautiful,
- I always hope so, - Dad, come on,
But why? However, as you know, We had recently
been in Barcelona, ​​but it was not only a holiday,
because in reality we also had a visit to a specialist,
Tell you, say,
In short, miracle: I am pregnant,
But this is a beautiful news! It's wonderful news!
- You must listen to me, You have to follow me, - You hurt me,
Best wishes, honey, I love you so much,
Mom,
- Bravo, - I always hope in enthusiasm,
Hurish!
Hola in Todos, Hola,
Sorry, I almost forgot, in confusion,
From Barcelona we have not only returned with this good news,
but also with this beautiful girl, that will give us a hand in this period,
She is called light,
- Mortacci yours and don't you tell me? - What should I tell you?
Hi, I am Andrea, a friend of Angelo,
- Encantada, Luz, Light, in Italian, - In Italian light,
- What are you doing? What happens? - Nothing, I present myself,
Ok, but light is very tired and must sleep,
No, no I keep Sueno para Nada,
- So are you from Barcelona? - Yes,
I was there, To see the Champions League,
Barcelona - Rome, You made us a asshole like this,
(Speak in Catalan)
- "Boat, Siempre", - I don't think interests,
- Are you engaged? - No,
Me niether, We have two things in common: football and single,
"Singletitude", "Yo Single, like you",
- "Soltero", - Soltero, I am "very solter",
- Sorry, can you come here a second? - What do you want? Later,
Later,
- What the hell are you doing? - I'm "Soltero", what the fuck do you want?
So, listen to me, do you know Area 51? I don't know if you know,
It was off-limits area, do you know? Here, you are area 51,
- It's late, I fell in love, - Did you fall in love?
Yes, Sorry, don't you always tell me to find me a good girl? I found it: light,
Maybe you didn't understand, Light is turned off, dark, puff, there is not,
From this speech, what should I understand?
That you eat both Milanese rice and paella,
- But do the friends as a magna, right? - "Magna", Eat,
Anyway ,,, listen, I really ask you in friendship,
Please leave it alone, It is not difficult, Can you leave it alone?
You have not yet responded to my illlation,
- Can you do it for me? - Yes, I do it,
- Here, Thank you, - Because I love you, though,
Force Rome,
Oh, smiles at me,
(DOORBELL)
Marta, can you go to open, please? I'm correcting my homework, Thank you,
(DOORBELL)
Light?
Girls, not fighting, eh, that I go,
- Greetings, - Good morning,
- I'm the doula,
Greetings, I'm ,,, Angelo,
- And nothing, so, Marta? <Yes?
- Ah, we were waiting for it, - Dear,
Welcome, Thank you, What a nice energy,
Dear,
Well, Please come, come, He is accommodated, please,
- Sorry, Marta? - Yes?
- Who is? - It is the Doula, I called it,
Like a nanny?
No, the Doulo is a specialist, who helps
women enter the world of motherhood,
Perhaps a fundamental thing is not
clear, this situation must be kept very secret,
So, I wouldn't add the doula, Therefore the doula no,
- The doula yes, - The doula no,
Yes, Angelo, think: We will not be able to go to the hospital,
We will need someone expert in home birth,
- It is true, But who are you? You are a genius! - Love!
- The doula, - How beautiful,
Ok ,,,
Dear, At that time,,,
- Marta, - Yes?
- Marta, - Twice,
- Marta, - Three times,
- It's me, - Are you the child's father?
- Yes, - Or the pillow?
- Here we are, - It is not a pillow, It is really a dear prosthesis,
- Is your baby inside his belly? - Here, absurdly, yes,
It's a very beautiful thing, But it's also a crime ,,,
universal,
What a word!
- It is a universal crime, - Yes, I had already understood the first,
In this regard, Maybe we would like some ,,,
How can it be said?
- Discretion, - Discretion, yes,
And I would like a little more money,
Yes, sorry for a moment,
I have the feeling that the doula is blackmailing us,
- I ask, - Ask,
Excuse me, Doula, is the latter sentence to be understood as blackmail?
- Yes, - Yes,
I have always been esse,
But I appreciate, eh, Because honesty in life is everything,
That is, even in an extortion,
Oh well, then we quantify,
So, first, you must know that childbirth is very painful,
The first months the woman can feel,
Due to hormonal changes, very anxious ,,,
- Anxious, - It is true,
Nervous, irritable ,,,
But you so quiet, Super quiet,
Hijo de puta!
You must die, son of a whore!
- Light, all right? - No, all right, no!
(In Spanish) He said he loved Daniela, then
he leaves a week and falls in love with Anna!
Hombre de myrda!
Anyway, I think this thing about the
hormonal storm is a little exaggerating,
He's putting me some anxiety, As,,,
Do you really think pregnancy is a walk?
- No, in fact I didn't say it, - If you think so, you are an idiot, Yes,
I didn't think so, I said ,,,
You don't have the mind upset by hormonal storms,
- Not even you, - You don't,
Of course not, Marta?
Love! Love!
But can you have a fucking ice cream in this house?!?!
Yes, a second, after the embrace, Yes, love, you have to feel calm,
- You have to feel calm, - Love,,,
Love,
- I am fine, - Well, No, because I was a bit ,,,
- Treasure, - Tell me, my love,
In your opinion, Will I come back in shape as before, I?
You want, you are not pregnant,
But what do you know? What do you know, you? No, what do you know? I hate you!
- Ice-cream! - I hate you!
Ice-cream!
See, they said ,,, it seems good to me, come on,
- My love, after, - Hi sweetie,
Keep, I give it to you,
Guys, it's me! Don't be frightened,
What then tell me that I enter with the keys and I do as I think,
You start making the scripts, every time,
- Hi, Andrea, - Light,
HI, Qué Pasa?
What passage? Nothing, I went here and I came to greet you,
Ah, ok, No, it's that Angelo and Marta came out,
Ah, did they come out? Darnit, Feel, But there is Rome - Barcelona tonight,
- Champions League, do you remember? - Claro, Boat Forza,
No, force Rome, Idea: If we saw it together?
Thank you, You don't know how much I miss the boat,
I take the jacket and go, ok?
- No, no, it's soon, The game is tonight, - And how much does it take for the stadium?
The stadium? No, but they play in Rome,
It is far away, the stadium, 574 km, Far from here,
My house is closer,
We put ourselves on the sofa, I have it the 65 inches 4K,
And in the interval, omelette with potatoes, It's yesterday, but it's in the fridge, it's very good,
- The omelette, - Don't you like it?
Eg que You a partido or I vote it at the field or res,
- "res"? - or to the field or Nada,
"Nada"? Eh, no, Nada, no,
Andrea, thanks,
But what? This is the Olimpico, Here the great and magical Rome plays,
My team of the heart, Great passion, great victories,
- Boat strength! Come on boat! - Oh, what are you going to?
- Force,,, - SSH,
No, no, I'll explain one thing,
The south curve is like a large bee hive,
- How do you say "bees" in Spanish? - "Abejas",
"Abejas, Abejas",
These Abejas are in the south curve and make honey, cute cute,
But one thing you don't have to do, you, To these Abejas,
- You don't have to break your cock, Claro? - I don't break it,
- Giuri? Because otherwise then ,,, - I swear,
- Vamos! - Vamos!
- Love, - Tell me, honey,
- We have a problem, - But a new one or those who already ,,,
Light came out and does not respond to the phone,
Calm, we don't always think about the worst, Let's try to understand where it is,
- I know, - And where is it?
- But do you promise not to give me the crazy maniac of the control? - All right,
- promised? - Yes,
- I put an Airtag in his jacket, - Pazza maniac of control,
- Do not keep the promises, - Yes, but you are not normal,
- Rome, Foro Italico, - Foro Italico? Olympic stadium, Andrea!
(Together) Rome, Alé! Rome, Alé! Alé, Rome, Alé! Alé, Rome, Alé!
Daje! Daje!
What show the Olympic, huh? Here they play great players,
Pruzzo bomber, Rudi Voller, Scarnecchia,
- "Sarecchia"? - No, Scarnecchia, Let it go,
(MOBILE PHONE)
Angelo, tell me,
Andrea, feel, is not that by chance, Many times, do you know where it is light?
Who? I don't feel you,
Light, the Spanish girl, who lives in our house,
What I told you you didn't have to call or see,
Take it home, WHO ORDER KILL YOU WITH MY HANDS!
<Ah, that light? Yes, it's here with me, We are seeing the game together,
All under control, quiet,
<The problem is not the game, But the place,
It is not that many times, by chance, Are you at the Olympic Stadium, in Rome?
Angelo, the battery collapsed, I don't feel you anymore,
I have to buy the power bank,
Vamos, Vamos, Vamos! Come on boat!
Oh, what's the time?
- But who is this? - No, it's up to joke,
- Oh, who is your friend, the Spanish? - No, who knows it,
I'm not Spanish, I'm Catalan,
Oh, the Catalan causes,
Beautiful, here women don't touch them, But we break everything about it,
Come, aquí estoy, Come, Machista,
Put sitting, Otherwise we make the bullfight and I the bull,
- Why do you have to break me? - All proper,
Let it go, Football is beautiful, let's not fight,
Come on Rome, Forza Lupi,
(TV) we must also report some clashes in the stands,
among the Roma fans, For apparently inexplicable reasons,
Andrea, come here,
Come on, come here, I don't do anything you,
My mother said it too, And then he inflated me,
- If I come, it's worse, You come, - My father said this,
- swears you don't do anything to me, - I swear to you,
- Oh, you sworn, eh, - Certain,
- You had sworn, - I lied,
- Light, are you okay? - Yes, Estoy Bien,
This is the only thing that matters,
However, I'm fine too, If you are interested,
Despite the barrels I took thanks to
'this is crazy, because this is crazy,
Andrea, but Yo te había dicho,
Yes, but you are pregnant and you can't do the ultrà,
Indeed, What does it mean that it is pregnant?
Eh, what does it mean?
Yes, ok, but Estoy Embarazada, No Soy Muerta,
No, stop for a moment, Now I'm embarrassed,
If I knew it, I didn't take it,
How did you understand that we were in Rome?
- Why don't you say it? - No,
Oh well, this is not important, let's say,
No, no, it matters, it matters, Did they spy on me?
Did they spy on me?
Marta?
Excuse me,
We were worried about you,
No, no, chicos, Yo No Soy Vuestra Incubadora, ok?
Yo Soy Una Mujer y deberías respetar ,,, No, no puedo más,
- No, light? - Ninth,
Light?
Level me a curiosity: who is the father?
Leave it alone, it's a bad story, How did the game go?
Leave it alone, it's a bad story,
Look, it's fine,
- Do you want to know sex? - Well, absolutely yes,
- I would advise him to wait, - In fact I would wait,
- You quiero saberlo, - You are Saberlo,
Is it Nina or Nino?
Eh, Nino or Nina, we'll see it,
Around 15 or 16 years, When he decides what he wants to become,
As?
Yes, this thing is beautiful, that today is decided ,,,
But now the question is: right
now here, now, it has or has not ,,,
No, it doesn't,
- He doesn't have! She is female! - Yes!
Is it Nina?
- Vamos! - Nina for now,
Here we are, girls, at the final jokes,
So we have Raffaella, The very
favorite, against the outsider Lisa,
Lisa as Mona,
No, No, like Mona no, In Italian better not,
(DOORBELL)
- Where are you going? - They played,
- Love, the belly, - Voy Yo,
But, dear treasure, or we always remember it ,,,
- I know, I know, - Eh, "I know", Wait, show,
Heylà? Cuckoo! Surprise inspection,
Visit, what inspection, We brought the snack,
Thanks, mom,
How wonderful, You see more and more often lately,
You will have to get used to it, because I want
to be present at the birth of my nephew, clear?
Or I should say "my" nephew,
So is she a female? But haven't you told us anything?
- We have known for very little, - Yes, it will be 20 minutes,
- And where is Concetta, the name of my mother? - Concetta?
Then, meanwhile beautiful name, Because
we also talked about it, and we had chosen that,
But then unfortunately in the fight against the round of 16, he
went to collide with Iris and the penalties went out, he came out,
Ay, Que Dolor, I pull me patadas,
"I pull me patadas" It is a somewhat strange expression,
- I kick me, - What love!
Sorry, but is the girl on par also pregnant?
No, absolutely not,
- How not? He kicks him, - In fact it is pregnant, Of course it is pregnant,
- And why? - And why?
But because today women are a bit like that, Today women synchronize themselves,
They are like the tides with the moon, right?
There is a study by the University of Massachusetts ,,,
Let's go there, perfect, On this side, straight,
Scalia,
This thing is very painful,
- You have to get rid of the girl, - Why?
Have you not yet understood it? They screwed you,
You have taken on an already pregnant, and therefore it
will not be able to fulfill its duties, and even less care for Marta,
Therefore, even if reluctantly, We have to respect it in Spain,
No, I'm sorry, but I can't do it, We can't do it,
We also promised him, I would never do it,
This scruple makes you honor, however, Don't worry, I know the law,
There are all the extremes for the termination
of the contract, since she hid the thing to you,
Which contract?
How "what contract"?
You have taken light, without putting it under regular contract?
But they are the foundations for living in Italy, What is he doing?
This is a social security fraud, You will get away with a nice fine,
- No, - Yes,
No,
But yes, And thanks the sky that Spain is in the European
Union, otherwise you also caught competition in illegal immigration,
- No, - Yes,
Here they are, the fried artichokes, Egyptian recipe, a stuff ,,,
- Taste them, because they are very good, - No, I'm already a barrel,
- Honey, it's Christmas, do an exception, - Ninth,
- Alcachofas? - Yes,
Can I have one?
No, you can't, honey, You are pregnant, You can't, Fried, palm oil ,,,
That is, my daughter yes and light right? How come? Why?
How come? Why? Excellent question,
Why? Because I forget,
It's incredible, it happens to me a lot of times, even for lunch,
No, you are pregnant, it is useless for it to insist, You can't eat them,
# And descends from the sky slow,
# You don't feed
yourself, family, Because it's me,
# With that Smile Awclier, # - Merry
Christmas, family, (together) Merry Christmas,
A curiosity: but weren't you on duty?
I am on duty, I went to wish you,
Among other things, I brought this beautiful pandoro, of bed 26,
He didn't make the night, It can happen,
You never get operated under the Christmas
holidays, because you know how it ends, right?
The primary goes to the Maldives, The assistant in Cortina,
The trainees remain and those do the practiced on you,
So she admits to be an absenteeist,
Don't try with me, I work, at home,
In fact, I brought here the
mapping of the creature DNA,
- All right, light, - Gracias,
Sorry, but the mapping of the other creature, that is, of my nephew?
- We have already done that, - Where did you do it?
- Eh? - Where did you do it?
- in another hospital, - Yes,
- Things? - You gave me a stabbing here,
Come on, it's not that serious,
- have I ever made you pay a ticket to you? - No,
Have I ever made you a row? Did I deserve this?
Listen, Angelo, can you come a moment there, what do I have to tell you two things?
- But we are eating, - Come, come,
It hurts very badly on the neck bone,
- Why? - I understood everything,
You, the Spanish nanny, the son she carries on her lap: I understood everything,
But do you understand what?
Do not continue to deny, What you did is horrendous,
I know, What I did is a universal crime,
"Universal", now don't exaggerate,
You are a dirty, But not a criminal,
- Excuse me, in what sense? I don't follow it, - Don't follow me? - No,
Sorry, your wife is waiting for a child and you do the trouble with the nanny too?
it with the nanny? Apart from I don't like it
because it's too young, but then I would never do it,
- I don't believe you, - I would never do it,
I said I don't think you, However this serves me,
- What a crazy pain, - Where do they keep them here, the bags?
- I need your DNA, - why?
Because the test that Luce has done about
his child will confirm that you are the father,
Ninth,
You are pale, You looked down,
- Ergo, you are lying, - It's not like a chin because I looked down,
- Shoulders: continue to lie, - But that's not true,
Anyway, if I had made a mistake, I will be the
first to take my heartfelt apologies, is it clear?
Merry Christmas,
- Colonel? - Ah, light, hello,
I was walking and I saw it,
Good, It is good for you to do some bike in your state,
Now I have to leave you because I have a delicate investigation,
I have to deliver a report to two of my former colleagues, HI,
- "Fordone, Yo Solo Quería thank you", - Thank me why?
Me tratas como one de la familia, en mi condición,
I know you could send me back like a "paquete",
No, but let's go, We Italians are "Muy welcoming",
- The Puedo Abrazar? - How?
Abrazerle, Así,
- Gracias, Colonel, Gracias, - Please, please,
- Here I am, - Have you been able to replace the sample?
(In Spanish) A kids game,
(together) very good,
Come, come, See where I brought you?
Me Encanta Este Sitio,
- Do you like it? - Yes,
- All stuff of ,,, - El espacio, right?
Space, good,
(Song: "The Beautiful Blue Danube "by Ondrej Lenard)
- Come, come, Look who I present to you, Miss Luce, - Encantada, Luz,
Come here, Listen, let's take a photograph,
No, the photo no, Andrea, I'm ugly, please,
But what ugly, come on, I remember a photo, right?
- Let me happy, A photo and I and I, - Ok,
Laugh,
What is this, like a desert?
No me me to create it, Mira, que fuerte,
Que Flores Raras,
Que lindo,
I was afraid that maybe some animals come out,
Wonderful ,,, I think I took the wall,
- It looks like Mars, - Yes, huh? A desert,
But wasn't Mars uninhabited? Light, has anyone touched you?
- No, here no, - Yes,
Another time now, Like a sensation of slap,
No, no Siento Nada,
Mo yes, though, Because this is the third they give me,
But what are you doing here? What are you doing here?
Crazy, what a coincidence! You too,
(In Spanish) Have you followed me again?
Ninth,
No? Liars!
Where did you put the locator this time?
In the bag you gave me?
Is it in the bag you gave me, Marta?!
I am a bad person,
(In Spanish) They agreed! I can't take it anymore of this script!
Light?
Don't look at me like this, don't tell me anything, I was wrong,
I said I left her alone and instead I continued,
Please, We are talking about one thing,
And instead of you did?
And instead ,,, can I tell you something? I want to put my head right,
I want to grow this little girl, I want to take it to the zoo, to the stadium ,,,
Yes, at the stadium, And in any case I don't take it anywhere,
And why? Is it yours?
Here, in this regard, do you know your medium friend, the luminary?
Of course, I introduced you to you,
He helped us to do this thanks to light,
I'm not like a fucking,
- Marta is not pregnant, - So the child is only one?
Yes, and I tell you more: Our son is in the belly of light,
Why didn't you tell me?
Because I love you, Otherwise you then became an accomplice and punishable,
"Punishable"? Punishable by what? But who knows you? What do you want?
I go back to Mars, And I miss you I know you, Go, beautiful,
Ao, mo broken the cock! Raise,
I have to take the ladyfingers,
I want to be a tiramisu that Angelo likes,
I should be me to have the cravings, Anyway,
I am so mortified for how your father behaved,
He asked him the examination of the DNA, that crazy, I have to forgive myself,
But Angelo knows how dad is done,
It is your father who does not know how Angelo is made,
- Think that he may have put the girl pregnant on par, but come on, - crazy,
Hate!
- Oh, my God! Madam, excuse me, - Nothing happened,
What do we know? The blow was strong, Let's go to the hospital immediately,
- No, - They have to do the ultrasound,
No, no, the hospital does not,
- Yes, yes, - Ninth,
Let's not joke, I waited too much a granddaughter to risk,
Let's go, up, Assassin,
(MOBILE PHONE)
Marta, tell me,
Love, hello, Listen, I had a small accident in the supermarket,
No, I'm fine, but for security I'm going to the hospital with mom,
<Why, if you are okay?
- Eh, why? Because I took a blow to the belly, - A nice blow!
Being me in the sixth month, pregnant, As you
remember, here, the mother fears that the girl ,,,
Angelo, don't worry, I think about it in Marta,
We almost arrived in the hospital,
- But which hospital? - The hospital where Andrea works,
- Andrea, an emergency, - Light?
<But no, Marta slammed the belly and is coming to the hospital,
- Oh my God, what do you say? - It is a pillow, Andrea,
Ah, yes, it's a pillow, So what?
So the mother wants to do an ultrasound, To find out if the girl is fine,
<And what do I invent? <I don't know, but you have to help me,
- Oh well, mo "caresses" something, come on, <Thanks, hello,
Here I am, I think about it, don't worry,
Red code, gentlemen! Please move!
Nonnè, do you levi?
Look that I am also a red code, you know?
But go home, Go to mori 'in your bed,
You will lie down, turn on the television, Put network four and let yourself go,
But fuck you,
- Come, come, Sit here, Please, lady, - Yes, yes,
She puts herself here, In front of the monitor, fixed,
- Listen to me, It doesn't turn around and doesn't come from there, - Ninth,
It is the protocol, he has patience, Marta comes with me,
Look at the monitor, fixed, Come, Marta, Come on a moment,
- Oh, is shuting up, don't torture, listen to me, - Why?
Because otherwise I refer you under a row until tonight,
Then I am silent,
(with Milanese accent) hi, I am Professor Riciardulli,
Sorry, I did a little late,
Hi, doctor,
Doctor? My daughter took a nice blow,
Yes, don't worry, Because I am also a
traumatologist, so I can control it well,
- Traumatologist, he, - Yes, why don't you know?
- It is the first time I hear it, - Did you turn on the ultrasound?
It is not up to me to do it, But I lit him out of
respect, but here you do everyone as you like,
Ah, so let's all do as we want,
She marks very badly, And I make it fired,
But I make you a trade union dispute, You don't know me, I less,
No, I tell him the last thing, You look that she doesn't know me, I ,,,
- He does not allow himself, - Oh well, let's finish it here,
- Enough, - Enough, He started him,
So, let's make this beautiful ultrasound,
Here I am, How is it going?
The professor is visiting her behind it,
- Which professor? - Professor ,,,
(Marta) Love?
Quiet, I'm here with Andrea, And with Dr, ,,,
Riciardulli,
Yes, hi, I'm Professor Riciardulli, - We have the professor here, - Here, do you understand?
Yes, yes, I understood,
So, here we are ,,,
We should see the girl, Do you see?
Yes, What a emotion, my granddaughter!
Angelo, as he resembles you,
But it is so, the female looks more and more like dad,
Angelo, he has 20 fingers!
Please, the finished face with these comments,
Rather, It has a heart that beats perfectly,
I would say everything right,
Oh, what a relief! Let's go, mom,
- But are you sure it's a female? - Yes, they said she is a female,
No, because that seems to me a ,,,
A fuck,
Eh, oh well ,,,
See, today the world has changed, Today the world is fluid,
Maybe you are born in one way and then become in another,
Let's say this little girl ,,,
Keep or fuck, Keep or fuck!
(Song: "Will it be? Will it be?" By Mario Forte)
Now that we have emptied the mind, Let's fill it,
Of thoughts, anxieties, Fear, worries,
Because at the seventh month the preparation for childbirth begins,
We know that childbirth is ,,,
(Together) very pain,
But truly painful,
But, To make pain more interesting, instead
of the classic one, We can do the naturist birth,
I like this naturist thing, The word already says something,
We will all be naked, I will also be naked, It will be very fun,
As far as with the classic, however, You never make a mistake, I would say it ,,,
Angelo, you don't have to decide,
- We decide, because we are pregnant, - I'm not talking,
Then, all naked, we will eat the placenta,
It is not mandatory to eat it, Only the most daring,
- It is optional, - If it is optional, then ,,,
Excuse me, Among other things, Angelo, remember that on Saturday there is dad's birthday,
- Optional? - No,
Forget about it,
I tell you, it's full of carabinieri, We don't bullshit,
I told Marta that these prostheses are wonderful, it seems pregnant,
- But it is not, - I understood, though ,,,
I go to light,
- So the girl has a malformation? - Ninth,
Is that children, when I'm in the belly, they move,
Maybe he made the Chinese shadows,
and instead of the rabbit, A pea came out,
- The important thing is that he is fine, - Yes, yes,
Then, Marta, Don't you make it a nice bath?
No, I'm not comfortable, I feel like a whale,
Come on, honey, It would do you very well, give me right,
Look light as it is at ease in her body,
- Light is also very young, - What?
I say, light is really very low, Very low,
- I'm old? - You are tall,
- And fat, - I didn't say it, But it's not that ,,,
- Do you know what I tell you? - Yes?
That this splendid 40 -year -old will launch his body in the water,
I am 43, Marta,
Strong, Marta, Kill as much as it is in apnea,
Yes, in fact it has been down for a while, Don't go up,
- Do you know that it may have happened? - That?
That the prosthesis has been impregnated
with water, such as the leads for divers,
Meaning what?
In my opinion, you should get it up, Otherwise he makes the end of the Titanic,
You say? Ok, I'm going right away,
- Do you get your shoes to make a rescue? - I am limited edition,
- With the ghosts? - Eh,
- But don't you ashame? - No, What the fuck do you want?
- happy you, - Marta?
All right, thanks, Sorry, I'm fine, Everything is fine, Excuse me,
- I would say that the party ends here, - We wait at least the cake, right?
You have lost something,
- We can explain you, mom, - Yes, then ,,,
My nephew ,,,
It is in the belly of light,
Perfect, I declare you under arrest,
Whatever I say will be used against me in court,
I had imagined it,
I go to distract dad, You exit from here,
John? Love, I heard that our guests are a bit disappointed,
Ah, yes? And why?
You haven't told one of your famous, funny stories yet,
- Well, if you really insist ,,, - Yes, yes,
Then, stories, All here, all here,
Then, the last one on the carabinieri, This is pure self -harm,
Then, the carabinieri decide to perform a sensational company: the landing on the sun,
Thanks, mom,
Good morning, we go to have fun!
Salt ,,, go up!
Where is my light!
I thought I was in prison!
I have a good lawyer, tell me where it is light!
- I do not know! - Ah, no?!
Wait for you to refresh your memory ,,,
No ,,, no ,,, no ,,, I don't know the address of where he lives,
- He went with an Italian couple! - Who am I?!
- A friend introduced them to me, - Italian?
What is his name?
- Andrea, - Andrea, the surname?
Andrea Moretti,
Is this the asshole?
- Marta, what do we eat tonight for dinner? - The vegetable soup,
The vegetables! But that sucks!
Always the vegetables, Marta, Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables,
No Puedo Más of the vegetables,
I can't get out of the house, In addition, I have to eat lousy things,
I can't do it anymore, This is not life,
And you don't look at me like this, You are bad,
I can't be closed here,
Vosotros Deberíais Tratme Como a Reina,
en change Estay Encerrada Como Rapunzel,
Angelo, in Tomar por culo, ok?
Marta, there was a problem at school,
Tomorrow I have to replace a colleague and carry the children on a trip,
Of course, we wait for a child and he goes around having fun,
It's not that I go to Ibiza with friends,
If I break my waters, Angelo?
Marta ,,, See, I don't know how to tell you, But they don't break, because you are not pregnant,
If the waters break, They break in light,
Having said that, I'm an hour by car,
I am at the end of pregnancy, I tell you,
But we have to calm down,
Meanwhile, more than a month will be missing, And then there is too much anxiety inside,
Light, they are so men, eh, They put you pregnant and then run away,
Ninth,
(Principal) Now we all sing together,
(Together) # The chief car has a hole in
the rubber, the chief machine has a hole
in the rubber, the garment machine has a
hole in the rubber and we will adjust it
with chewing gum, # Now we replace the
word "machine" with the word "brum",
(Together) The bum brum has a hole in the rubber, the
boss brum has a hole in the rubber, # In short, there
was this old man who was full of bubbles, but like the
bubbles those they put in the trucks so as not to let things bang,
At a certain point, he enters dermatology, opens the door and ,,,
Andrea? Two people are looking for you,
Yes, I'm telling a story for a moment,
I finish it later, The "suspence", understand? Where do you bring me?
You made me a beautiful surprise, Who expected it?
Good morning, doctor,
(Speak in Catalan)
Oh, checks out, that I don't like it at all,
- "Algún Sitio par talk", - You and Yo?
- MH-MH, - There is the warehouse here,
Sorry, little spoiler: topic? What are we talking about?
Light,
Light? I don't know why, but I understood, From the idiom: expand,
- "Català", - "Català"?
I only ask you for a courtesy, let's
do a quick thing because I'm working,
The here are an excellence,
Oh, I made the oath of Hippocrates,
Hippocrates, help me! But what do you want from me?
- Dónde está light, Gilipollas? - Who is' I'm "Gilipollas"?
Dónde está lighting? Dónde Está, I
found three slaps ago, But who are you?
- (in Catalan) Seva Parella, - The paella?
- Seva Parella, - But what does it mean in Italian?
The boyfriend, understand? Fiancé,
But tell me "boyfriend", right? Mortacci ,,,
I didn't want to hurt you,
We come to the point: Ripa di Porta Ticinese, number 34,
"Bartolini-Pintus" is written on the bell,
Climb, scale a, interior two, Store the door code: 6707,
To the Navigli, "Está La Ztl", from 19 to 6,
If you enter first, they make you a fine,
(in Catalan) Molles gràcies,
But yes me has menteit, you come back i you mato, Me feel? You Mato,
More polite, he, Lean more slowly,
Mortacci your, You moved my ears,
Children, the time has come for the re -enactment of
the battle that opposed the mythical, Invincible,
Julius Caesar, to the commander of the Gauls, VercingeTorige,
That, to be exact, lost,
But not the battle was here, It was in the current France,
If the principal decided that it was here, It was here,
Eh no, it was in Gergovia, A village in the south of France,
We decided that it is enough here,
Alright, Then we teach the story at random,
- Where is the Rosscio, The traitor with the freckles? - here,
I didn't see you, Take it, stop it,
Above the gladi,
The Romans had gladi, the Gauls had a short sword of Celtic origin,
You have to do something for him,
Yes, Rosscio, let me a courtesy, crucifiggi,
- Willn't it be too much? - No, there is,
Indeed, After,
Then, I recommend, the blows all on the bodice and slower,
We are here to have fun,
And anyway ,,, the result is already written! Beyond,
Here,
Children, we are not here to
have fun, we are not a trip on a trip,
No, we are a team, and in a team
we fight, Even for a centimeter,
We sacrifice ourselves, for a centimeter,
You fight with nails and teeth, For a centimeter,
Because in the end, By adding up all those centimeters in
total, he will make the difference between victory and defeat,
Between living and dying,
(together) Yes! - Let's go to rewrite the story!
At the attack!
(MOBILE PHONE) A second,
Tell me, Andrea,
Nothing, I made a mess, Two gentlemen came here,
- I call you back, I'm defending Gaul, - What are you doing?
Defeat Cesare and I call you back,
AHIA, But what does it hit this? I'm on the phone,
Oh well, but according to her, Were the Romans loyal in battle?
She wanted it,
- I defeated Cesare, We won! (together) Yes!
How is it going?
Come on, light, answer, Answer, light,
(Song: "Ball, Ball" By Raffaella Carrà)
<Because everyone tells me the same thing, that
my problem is the relationship I have with my mother,
It is not true, though, Good morning, doctor,
Good morning to her, Madam, look ,,, sorry,
Marta, at least you answer me, Marta!
- I remove the vibration, - Who is?
He is a friend of my husband, But anyway he doesn't have to interest them, Madam,
Mr, Principal, I am soleled,
I got caught
up in the heat,
If I broke a vertebra, you prepare the curriculum to look for another job, If you don't broke it?
Start running, Because I kill her, I swear to him,
Alright, Anyway, quiet, I think about children,
This is exactly what worries me, Take them immediately to the hotel,
And tomorrow the tour of all the museums of Mantua, as scheduled,
Quiet, I printed the program here, on the front,
Children, therefore, Delivery all
the armor and clothes, which starts,
- Tomorrow will be a wonderful day, - Wonderful at the Mantua museums?
Which museums? Which museums?
tomorrow I'll take you to conquer the lands of Gardaland!
(together) Yes!
(MOBILE PHONE) Excuse me,
Tell me, Andrea,
I sent you 200 messages, But do you want to answer me?
Today I had a lot of mess,
<To whom you say it, The Spanish boyfriend of light came here, the dangerous one,
<He wants to take it away, - And what do you know?
<He came to the hospital from me, With a friend of his,
<They asked me where it was, - Did you tell him?
Angelo, here there was an important scuffle,
They closed me in a warehouse, They led me,
They swelling me like a ball, It seemed "Rocky 4",
I resisted it with a great dignity,
Do you have told him or not?
Of course, I told him everything: The way, the civic, the door code,
Those are about to arrive, But you recognize them,
- Do you have Van Basten present? <Of course, yes,
Here, one looks like Van Basten, The other is Gullit Nano, Don't open them, eh,
I wouldn't open him, if I were at home, Deficiente,
So, children, program change: All on board,
But don't we remove the armor?
No, I have the impression we will need, Go, go up, Let's go, let's go,
Let's go, Sit, sit down,
Hey? (Speak in dialect)
I did not understand,
Anyway, quiet, I'm going to solve a stuff and bring it to you immediately,
Lady, I repeat, the protocol does not
really allow me to keep a session in two,
And how he does, sorry, When does couple therapy do?
Maybe they didn't notice it, But you are not a couple,
(DOORBELL)
Light? Light?
You can go to open you, please, What am I working?
Sorry, it will be Andrea, He has already called me ten times,
- Ok, voy yo, - Thank you,
Pedro,
(In Spanish) Are you happy to see me?
- Leave me! - Let's go back to Barcelona!
I said leave me!
Will you not want to hurt the child?
My bag,
Madam, your son needs me, but she needs
a good one, Because it is a triggered crazy,
He is ruining his life,
Brava, to take it out with others, while she is not able to do her job,
Madam ,,, nothing, come on,
Vincenzo, listen to me, You have to send your mother to fuck,
Did you understand?
You, to solve all your problems, You have to fuck your mother,
- Do you understand or not? Now, - Yes,
- No, no, mom, - Bravo, Bravo,
Love, tell me,
- Marta, all right? - No, I would say no,
<Can you speak? If there is someone who threatens you, tell me "heater",
"Heater"?
Here, you said it, I knew it,
Feel, you're quiet, I'm coming,
<Don't make him understand that it's me on the phone, - But to whom?
<Breath, love, very good, They are a few minutes,
I feel very nervous,
Of course, I just sent a person to fuck,
<But if you do this, you risk causing a violent reaction,
<But a reaction of whom? - But as "of whom"? But is it there?
- But who, Angelo? <The boyfriend of light,
He is in Milan and the stupid one of Andrea told him where we live,
Madonna, Wait for a moment,
Light? Light?
Hate, Light?
<What's going on, Marta?
Light is not there, First they played at the door,
If he left, he would have told me, right?
Tell me that check it again,
The bag is not there,
- It moves, - I am coming,
So, children, it's all under control,
I resolve a small question and go back to the hotel immediately,
Master, we are with her, And if needed, we are ready to death,
It seems excessive to me, In short, let's hope not,
Master, I recommend making inversion
and resuming the trip as per the
original program, before someone gets hurt,
- Children, do you all have the seat belt? (together) Yes,
AHIA, The nose,
The belt,
- Here I am, love, - But are you with children?
(together) Hello,
Yes, yes, afterwards I explain, Now let's go,
- At that time,,, - Yes, tell me,
They are moving,
The Airtag is three km from here, They found traffic,
(In Spanish) I have to piss, do you stop?
We stop at a service station,
Then I do it here,
But are you stupid?!
Don't move away!
Turn around the other side!
The puta!
(Speak in Catalan)
(Marta) They stopped, They are two km further on,
Brava, light, I don't know how, but it is slowing them down,
This must be the car, Because
they are moving, on the left,
- That is the right, - What changes?
- Eh, change, - Oh well, he is right,
Anyway, give me a second,
Children, you stay here, Fermi, immobile, I go on that side,
If it were to be a problem, I will warn you,
By making the verse of the Tortora, or ,,,
But this is not the verse of Tortora,
You have to thank that now I don't have time and I can't beat you,
Ok, I'm ready to go, Do you feel it?
In your opinion, I entrust my daughter to Asterix?
Meanwhile, they are not asterix, But
VercingeTorige, king of the Galli, supreme, king of kings,
I don't believe it, now do you know the story?
No, but ,,, Look, let's go straight, then left,
From here, to the left,
- Marta? Marta? - Excuse me,
My love,,,
No, please, I can't take it anymore ,,,
After birth, if you want you go ,,,
But now come with me!
No!
Hey, you, pig? Levalo the hands off,
This came to me,
- Light, are you okay, you? - Yes,
The Italian police dressed as Asterix,
I told you,
Then, meanwhile it is not Asterix, But it is VercingeTorige,
king of the Galli, so let's talk about quite the opposite,
Having said that, if you were in you, I would give up,
- or otherwise ,,, - Ninth,
Here, or otherwise ,,,
(Child, megaphone) Throw the weapons on the ground,
(Girl) Get out, with your hands up,
<Don't make jokes, Or we will be forced to use strength,
- But what happens? - He broke up,
Ninos,
(in Catalan) in Fora or Ye Els Mato,
Children, you don't move, you are still,
I said "outside or killing him",
In fact, I said come on this side, please, Get here,
Come here,
But what the stuff is this?
The Lord of the flies?
(Man, megaphone) surrender, You are surrounded,
(In Spanish) Ah, I can fall for it the first time ,,,
But the second, no!
<Throw the weapons and get rid of the
hostages, so we avoid unnecessary bloodshed,
What happens, other children?
You are under arrest,
- Colonel, - Dad, how did you find us?
You seized 25 minors, Half Lombardy is looking for you,
I localized your mobile phone and here I am,
(Speak in Catalan)
Translation?
I said that if you think this old one scares me ,,,
This old man brought "Los Amigos" with him,
Next, guys, strength,
Thanks, dad, Can I call you "dad"?
No, Now you have to explain to me what you have to do with these two Farabutti,
- I broke the waters! - I would say to go to the hospital,
- Alt, - What is there?
I understood perfectly what you are combining two,
Dad, how did you understand it?
Love, I noticed when the school is a small sailor, and do
you want me to not notice now that simils a pregnancy?
You see, we wanted a child at all costs,
In short, we tried many,
- We made a mistake, I know, Look, we stop us, -Arrestaci, dad,
I should, because you have committed a crime,
On the other hand, I would commit a crime too, if I didn't report you,
Colonel?
A moment, But, do you know what I do with the complaint?
What?
As the great Totò said, "With the complaint, I clean my ass,
" Indeed, I will clean the ass of my granddaughter, okay?
Granddaughter who is coming out now, I have to go to the hospital,
Pinned? To sirens explained, Go, go,
(Sirene)
Me duel, me duel!
I would not want to put anxiety, Because there is
already a lot, but where is the downed one the doula?
He said 30 seconds,
- Here I am, - Here we are,
- So, now we have to undress, All naked, - No, you don't need it, right,
But it is the naturist birth: We must all be naked,
- No, that's okay, - You lose a good experience,
- Let's hope,,, - The next,
- Que pain! - No, no, no,
You don't have to scream, dear, Because disturbies neighbors,
But what a neighbors don't give a damn!
Then, support the contractions, And pray, pray,
Virgen Maria, that pain!
- Tell us when you feel the contraction, - ES a Contracción continues, cone,
Marta?
- push, push, push you! - Marta?
- Yes! No? - They are empathic contractions,
- You saw! - focus on mine, please,
- Go, go, go, - I'm going, I'm going!
- push you! - push you!
(Cry of newborn)
It looks like me,
And now you cut the cord,
Cómo está?
At the moment, she is a child,
Thanks, light, You were very brave, Thank you,
Here you are,
Hola,
Thanks, mother's love,
Thanks, Magica Doula, it was beautiful, A thousand thanks,
- So now, what do I do? - Nothing, we are fine,
- I bare? - Hand,
- Alletto? - But why?
The placenta, is it in the wrapping? Do I do a cartoccino?
I would be to sniff her, What a wonderful smell,
Babies all have irresistible
olezzo, but then lasts only six weeks,
A bit like French cheeses, right?
- French cheeses, The first days, they have ,,, - Desisti,
In the end did you choose the name?
Yes, Raffaella, like the great Raffaella,
But, in homage to light and its big heart,
We opted for the Spanish version, So Rafaela,
The girl is yours, You can call it what you want,
That is, I have nothing more, Sorry, I'm going for a moment ,,,
Excuse me,
- Everything OK? - Eh?
What is it? Postpartum depression, The doula had said it,
- No, it's not that, - In fact, I understood it immediately,
I keep this confsar one thing, that I didn't say before,
- Another? - Yes, okay, let's hear,
Nina ,,,
No e,
g,
que creéis, The girl is not what we believe, - In what sense, sorry? - In what sense, perdóname?
I left him Pedro because I was afraid,
But no tenía medium para mí, tenía
media porque ya estaba ebarazada,
No, sorry, you were already pregnant?
Nina es Mia y de Pedro,
No, un attimo,
Dr,
Gonzalez has just implanted my ovuli fertilized by Angelo, No, it wasn't true, it was fake,
He did it because he was helping me,
I had to escape it and then then you arrived two, So the girl was not born premature?
So, sorry, Did you take it for the ass, for months?
Professor Gonzalez was a friend of my dad,
My father died, and he wanted to help me,
However, the embryos are in Barcelona, I swear, it's the truth,
I am very sorry, I know what you are thinking now,
That you are a bitch,
I know, the Siento Mucho, The Siento de Verdad,
I understand it only ,,,
I wanted my daughter to be with
two good people, like Vosotros,
More than anything else, two stupid like Nosotros,
Ok ,,,
If you don't want to keep Rafaelita, I understand it, Siento Mucho,
Of course we want to keep it,
That is, one becomes a parent while waiting for the child, right?
Angel?
Boh, I don't know, Really, I don't know,
Even the thought that will not have my sympathy, my intelligence ,,,
But of course we keep it,
Gracias,
Estáis Locos, Pero Sois Buenos,
Adiós, Rafaelita,
(In Spanish) I leave you with the best parents you may have,
Ok,
Light, thank you, When you want to see it, Here is your home, you know,
Gracias, Now I'm going to Seville, From a friend of
mine, so I start my life again,
- Keep, these are for you, - No, el dysero keep it save rafaelita,
- Ok, Hi, Marta, - Hi sweetie,
- Hi, Angelo, - light,
- Oh? Wait, - Here you are,
- Did you go away without saying goodbye to me? - It seemed too beautiful to me,
I wanted to greet you well,
- Hi, Andrea, - Ciao, Luce,
Thanks, eh, That you took me around, When I was Gorda and Fea,
But what "fea"? You also made me want to become a father,
We hope not, for the planet, everything,
- Do I take a nice family photo? - Yes, faces, You come,
- But I said with me, - And what do you have to do with it? Come on, up, come,
Come on, that if I wasn't there ,,, Eddai, who are a family,
- am I family? - Yes, yes,
- Alé! - (Angelo) Fantastic,
- (Andrea) Ciao, Luce, - Hi, family,
HI,
- How will we do without her now? - How will you do, without her?
No, I think he's right this time, How will you and you and I?
With a child, Life changes, do you know?
- Do you know you would need you, to you two? - Eh,
An equal girl,
Do one thing, take this child, Start being uncle,
- Come here, - Come from Uncle,
Come, Marta,
Let's go,
How do we reach it with this thing?
Yes, but less negativity, thanks,
Your uncle, Force Rome,
Here we are, Keep dearly, I give it to you,
Come on, come,
There he is,
- No, already left, - Oh well, evidently it was destiny,
(Light) Family?
(together) Light?
Didn't you leave?
Yes, I left, I'm by plane, This is a hologram, look: 3d,
- This Catalan humor me ,,, - As you knew that we ,,,
Andrea told me not to leave, But I don't know why,
Because we have a proposal,
Ay, Chicos, I children no, enough, I can no longer,
The truth is that we made a thought, and, in
short, we realized that the girl is very small,
Here, maybe, you could give us a hand,
After all that happened, Do you trust me?
- No, this must be clear, - No,
(Summer), however, we love you,
- Come on, - Yes, We love you,
- AND? - And ,,, Raffaella needs you,
I love you too,
And then you said it too that we are a family, right?
- Uncovered, messed up ,,, - Surrogate,
You are also the only family I have,
Children, I'm moved
In telling you that it was five years with you wonderful,
And it is from the deep of the heart
that I want to tell you something I care about,
Because, really, I don't want to see you anymore,
And that's why I tell you that, as far as I'm concerned,
You can all go to you medium,
- You are all promoted! (together) Yes!
(Song: "Ball, Ball" By Raffaella Carrà)
# I'm here, with a pinch of nostalgia
That magic, and I still feel in my house
Ah, unique feeling
Ah, want to stay here
Ah, desire for ballar with you, #
- No, no, the refrain does not, - Yes!
# Dance, dance, dizzying dance
Dance, dance, breathless dance
Dance, dance, dance in the event
Who does like this, does this, it does so
Crazy, crazy, crazy on a terrace
Door, bring, bring me a butterfly
Dance, dance, dance in my castle
What's there, what's there, what's there, #
HI,
Ahia!