Have you lost your mind? - Are you accusing me of that?
I drop everything, But then who cooks your
food, washes your socks and cleans up your shit?
You can't handle that, - I'll hire a cleaning lady,
Then I don't have to listen to this whining,
And will she blow you too, you perverted pig?
You're not very good, are you?
Better pay a whore than talk you into it,
Sometimes your head hurts, sometimes your ass,
Are you interested in why I have a headache?
It is obvious, You start at 11 a,m,
Drinking whiskey and by the end of the day you're hung over,
The whiskey doesn't help anymore, I will switch to pills,
Come on! Maybe then you'll stop being such a bitch,
Become a man first!
You may be the boss at work,
but you're a piece of shit at home!
You,,,
Slut,
What the hell,
You are a terrible actor, Gosh, terrible,
OK, that's good,
take your hands away!
I told you not to talk to me like that,
tell me do i have this
Did I ask you not to talk to me like that?
What is?
Marry me,
And?
At least explain the rules, Or should I improvise again?
How do you mean? We're not playing now,
I want to marry you,
Can I dry off first?
will you answer me
Don't you think the break is a little too long?
Damned!
Little bit,
Seems so,
It's a natural wish,
People do this when they feel comfortable together,
Are you feeling well? - Yes,
But I'm doing just as well without getting married,
Why make everything more complicated?
We've only been together for half a year,
Eight months, - Congratulations,
Do you think that's enough for a radical change?
If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't suggest this to you,
Good, As for you, you are sure,
But as for me, you don't even know me,
I already know everything I need to know about you, And that's enough,
For example? - You're smart,
This is more of a disadvantage,
You are beautiful,
Thanks for this order,
So,,,
All right then,
And if you find out something about me and don't think I'm so nice anymore?
Purely hypothetical,
In seventh grade,,,
I have a classmate
pour boiling water on your face,
Schenya Kapustina,
And do you know why?
Why?
Because she came to school dressed differently every day,
And I thought if I spoil her face
no one will look at their clothes anymore,
You see, A stupid story and you're not so sure anymore,
I'll get ice cubes,
So now,
I don't say no,
But I have to think about it,
Behave yourself,
Come here,
What?
You know what?
Let's forget everything we said to each other,
do you mean the wedding Alright, - No,
No, I don't care who did what in seventh grade,
Do you know what the main thing is? - I'm afraid to imagine that,
that i love you
do you know how much - How much?
To the moon and back?
That's less than a million kilometers,
I love you more,
and will love you In good and in bad times,
In sickness and in health,
Forever,
It will not work,
How so?
you can't love me forever
Why not?
You can't stand it, Nobody can stand it,
I take the risk,
The price is too tempting,
i am your prize - Yes,
Just wait!
who are you texting
I reply to comments,
Why am I so lucky with idiots?
What do you mean?
did you get lucky with me - Naturally, And what kind,
So I'm an idiot, and what an idiot,
Do not switch off,
Guess what I have here,
Oh,
Hi,
What is this noise? You woke me,
I didn't know you were here,
You never come here, - This is my house,
I come here whenever I want,
It's mine too, Why should I leave now?
Because I was here first and I want to spend time alone
with my boyfriend here, And you're disturbing me,
If I'm bothering you, then get lost, I have no intention of leaving,
And we certainly don't, my dear, - Great!
We should have started with that instead of talking about god knows what,
I'll take a quick shower and then we'll have breakfast together,
Have you tried it the other way?
As?
The left pedal is unscrewed the other way around, clockwise,
How do you know? - Every idiot knows that,
Well thank you very much,
I meant every idiot who had a bike as a kid,
I had a bike as a kid,
But whenever it broke, I got a new one,
You can tell,
It's not the pedal at all,
It's the bottom bracket,
You need to clean and lubricate the bearings,
Maybe even replace it,
and how do you know that?
i can hear it
By ear?
To be honest, that's my bike,
I know where it hurts
If you want, I'll help you,
If you want to bother with it, - No problem,
I'm just changing quickly,
Didn't you come here to be alone?
Then be so kind and retreat somewhere,
What have I done? - Nothing, Just leave us alone,
And if you can't, go home,
Crap! I thought you guys didn't wake up that early,
Leave it, I don't mind,
I mean the music,
Stay seated, We are going to the beach,
And take care of a return ticket in the meantime,
There is an additional flight on Friday,
Oh, Excuse me,
You apologize too much, little one,
go in
Can I help?
I'll be fine,
The meat is ready,
Do you need much longer?
I am ready,
do you take this - Yes,
Small?
are you staying with us
Yes, - Take the wine and glasses,
But that angry look,
What is wrong with you?
We're not going to get rid of them anyway,
All that remains is to take it easy, - And have fun,
No, not for me, Water,
Why this? - Wine gives me a headache,
There's tequila in the fridge, I can get him,
No thank you, i just want water
Why are you here alone, without a friend?
He could not, He has to work,
Also at the weekend?
Lately he's also been working weekends,
And what does he work?
She has no boyfriend at all, It's all a lie
Where do you want to get that from? - From your Instagram, for example,
We want?
It's not too late,
Who's talking about sleeping?
do you clean up here
May I?
Naturally,
would you like juice
What are you reading?
No I do not know,
Interesting?
Insane!
No, really, I love it,
So,
at first glance it makes no sense
but written in such a language,
I read some things again,
What shoud that? - Why?
But not here! - Why not? It was okay here yesterday,
Go ahead, don't force yourself,
I'm fed up with this circus,
Oh really? And I thought you'd like it,
Why else are you here? - I'm as good as gone,
May I?
You can do anything here, unlike me,
I wanted to apologize for how it went,
I didn't mean to spoil your mood
and certainly not the vacation, - Swam over it,
I spoiled it myself when I came here,
There's no point in messing with her, - Yes,,, Not necessarily,
Sit down,
So what I'm saying is that you shouldn't leave,
Why not?
Well, if you leave, you're the
loser, That would be a shame,
Mind your own business?
you are a great girl
Here, Did you leave - Thank you,
I have no idea what kind of quarrel you have with your sister,
She just acted like,,,
Not nice at all, And she dragged me into it too,
If you leave now I will feel guilty,
That's it?
Maybe not,
stay
That's it, I'm leaving now,
Bon appetit everyone,
Please give me one,
Wine,
Don't you get a headache?
After the heavy day, I don't care,
did I scare you? I'm sorry, little one,
I just couldn't imagine that you've never seen anything like this before,
In your age, - Don't worry,
At your age you can obviously no longer have fun without spectators,
What do you know about pleasure?
You won't believe it, but a whole lot will,
We want?
I'm staying for a while,
stay too
Shall we smoke hookah? There's one in the kitchen,
I'm not a fan of hookahs,
I don't know how to prepare them either,
Is not difficult, I can do it,
Really? - Yes, bring her here
Try it, Is okay,
Wow!
Cool!
And what else can you do?
So,,,
Gain snake venom, for example,
oh come on
In earnest? - Haven't you seen that yet?
Be honest,
what's going on between you guys
Did you fight about something as a child and have you fought ever since?
You are obviously an only child,
If you were the younger you would know that
hating you didn't need a special reason,
We are to blame for everything, starting
with being born in the first place,
Because the elderly could be much happier without us,
And so I just bathe it, With and without a reason,
As compensation for the mental damage, so to speak,
I think our mother only bought
her an apartment back then because
so she doesn't kill me,
In earnest,
Don't worry, She's not that bad either,
Just don't piss her off or ask her about the past,
You wouldn't like what you're about to hear,
That was a joke,
She is cool,
Either they desire everyone
or they want to be like them,
And you?
Do I desire her?
Do I want to be like her?
Good night,
To you too,
where are the teaspoons
They're all here,
Careful, there's a knife,
Is it bad? Show me,
The water is hot,
Fell for?
I'm going to sleep too, Good night,
Good morning,
And?
How did it go yesterday?
The film,
I do not know,
Didn't finish watching him, went to sleep
And you? - I fell asleep three times,
I woke up and went to the toilet, When I came back, the credits were rolling,
Pretty boring, little action,
But you were already asleep,
If you're in the mood for action, why don't we dance?
What do you mean by "dance"? In a clearing in the forest?
Why in the forest? There's supposed to be a pretty good bar in town,
There's even a DJ on Fridays,
I don't like dancing, you know that,
And sitting at the bar in the club for an hour and a half,
I don't feel like that either, I can drive and pick you up,
No, I pass too, If I can already imagine these DJs,,,
Then I'd rather listen to this on my cell phone,
Too bad,
Because we have a reason, He proposed to me,
And I'm thinking about saying yes,
Oh! That's crazy,
congratulations
Thank you, - I'll get coffee,
Embarrassed? He's a good guy,
Yes? - A good,
Must take,
Wait,
You look good,
I know, And have you changed your mind?
Be careful, you will regret it,
Small! Do you want me to bring you something?
No thank you, Not necessary,
Little sister!
Looking is not allowed,
Touch only,
Didn't you expect that, you beast? - Let go! That hurts!
wanna fuck my boyfriend huh? - Let go!
Let me! you hurt me - Doesn't that hurt me?
I might scratch your face, It's supposed to hurt a lot,
So? what should i do with her
is that what you ask me?
How should I know?
did you know she was here
What game are you playing? - I play a game?
She turns you on in front of my eyes and I play a game?
Did you think I was stupid enough
to leave you guys here alone?
Did you think I don't see what you're doing here?
From an early age it has been her hobby to steal lovers from me,
If she makes up her mind to fuck you, then she will,
She gets what she wants,
Do you understand that it's not good to take what doesn't belong to you?
If you do that again, I'll kill you, Roger that?
I really kill you
Is good, Nothing of the sort is going on here, She's just bored alone,
are you that naive Or are you having fun?
Are you crazy? - Then don't be a fool,
She'll be twice as forceful when she finds out we're both getting married,
We are going to marry?
First, I want to make sure she doesn't spoil this for us,
what do you suggest kill you?
to teach her a lesson,
So that she understands once and for all,
Let's go,
And in the morning you'll be gone from here,
Better make sure I never see your face around here again,
Let's go,
Damned,
What the hell?
A good morning to you too!
Why are you still here?
Hey there,
I invited a friend, You don't mind, do you?
Make yourselves known,
Are you together?
As a pair?
No,
We've just been friends for a long time,
It's not a dress I wear after my sister,
You can't know that,
They used to be together, before your time
Or rather, right in front of you,
When was it?
That does not matter, It's been a long time,
I didn't know you were friends,
You don't know a lot about me, Not as much as I do about you,
Come on, I'll show you your room, - Of course, let's go,
Do we want breakfast?
I've lost my appetite,
Stop!
I want to go for a walk alone, okay?
Why did she call him?
Does that bother you that much? do you wanna go home
Only with you,
We can also go for a walk together,
Can you get a blanket
And wine!
Yes,,,
In summer it is much nicer here than in November,
November is shit everywhere,
But we had a good time here,
speak for yourself
Or you faked it,
Do not worry,
I'm not mad,
I've even stopped fantasizing about
stab you with a knife,
I just want to make sure you're happy,
Are you happy?
Your help is needed, Get the wine out of the fridge,
With pleasure,
hey presto!
Is a bit tough,
In ancient Rome
By the way, Frauven was forbidden to drink wine,
It was tantamount to adultery,
And it threatened the death penalty,
What a life:
no alcohol, no fucking,
You said it, Not like today,
By the way, I also know a story
about wine and sex,
Oh! Interesting, isn't it?
Yes? No?
Let's go,
So, I have an acquaintance who has a girlfriend from childhood,
And she has a boyfriend,
They once decided to go on vacation to Turkey
together, Near the sea, Not so important,
And this friend then approached my friend,
Literally hit it off, He didn't leave her alone anymore,
Well, she was pretty cold at first,
Why this? - As?
Well, a threesome,,,
She didn't expect anything like that from him,
But in fact she became keen on him herself,
There is no other way to explain it,
Well, his girlfriend went off for a manicure,
and he proposed a date to my friend,
They met and he says to her, "I love you,"
And you,,,
She spread her legs,
And at the crucial moment,,,
What do you think?
Let's go through the options,
His girlfriend showed up, - I agree,
She started screaming like crazy,
Took her hair and almost beat her up,
Well, what can I say?
The story sucks,
Banal and predictable,
No, not trivial at all, The worst is,
that this guy knew
that his girlfriend is hiding in the bushes,
Uh, that's natural,,,
And then he stood there and silently watched the catfight,
She duly gave it to her,
They wanted to teach her a lesson because she allegedly hit on him
herself and this idiot is completely innocent, Is that normal?
Well, I stopped believing in friendship between women a long time ago,
Of course, that doesn't apply to sisters,
No, Sisters are holy,
This guy is infantile,
Today there are many of them,
You know what's interesting?
This idiot wanted to kill two birds with one stone:
to stand out as the good guy in
front of his girlfriend and still make it,
to fuck the other, - And that's doubly disgusting,
That is bad, Well, he blew it,
screwed up - And you?
Do you agree?
Well, everyone makes mistakes in life,
Everyone, Yes, everyone
Except you, of course,
No,
I've made mistakes too,
don't you
You? Never,
I know it, No,
Definitely not you, Stop it, - Good night,
Such a crap, - Thank you, Good night,
Sit down,
That's it?
cake maybe?
I'm not in the mood,
I thought you didn't need a mood for sex,
You just thought wrong,
I think we could have saved ourselves the circus,
Anyway, it's too late now,
You're right,
I screwed it up and I'm standing there like a complete idiot,
Maybe you shouldn't get involved
in something you can't handle,
Whose side are you on?
Maybe you should support me instead of burying me,
We're together,
For now, yes,
Well, as for this freak betk, everything is clear,
Except what my sister sees in him,
Is something wrong with you?
I mean what went wrong with you guys?
Listen, let it be,
You talked to her about it a long time ago,
Yes of course!
Who am I that she talks to me about something like that?
Everything was fine with us,
It went back and forth, But that's the kick,
But then she broke up
and left,
Haven't you seen each other since then?
Is that why you called me?
Out of pure curiosity?
It doesn't matter why I called you
but why you came here,
Let's go swimming,
No, I do not want, - Come on!
You are a boring,
Is that why she dumped you?
Alright, If you don't want to, we won't swim,
Hi,
Where is Little Red Riding Hood?
ate them
You shouldn't have gone into the woods with him,
Are you jealous?
We're having a picnic,
It's terribly hot outside, so the forest is the right place,
Breakfast, lunch, but
not sure about dinner,
In earnest? You two can't eat that in two days,
Not the two of us,
We Four,
you come with me - Oh yes?
Has someone asked me if I want this?
Come on, That will be funny,
We even have this,
And we'll take three more bottles of wine with us,
So we have everything you need to live,
Almost everything,
Can you go half a day without sex?
Although if you need it urgently, we can watch,
Yes, - Or even join in,
With pleasure, by the way, - You fool,
Where are you going? - To the picnic, You're just in time,
Help me, - Give it to me,
Let's go,
Everything great, We carry the rest by hand,
Listen,
I wanted to say,,,
So,,,
I don't want you to think that I
did all of this just to get at my sister,
So you did it out of love for her then?
Not to her,
This is happening to me for the first time,
I wanted to explain everything to her later
ask her forgiveness,
I thought that if you meant all this seriously,
then we could find a solution together,
It is enough!
Stop it, You can't do that,
And what about you?
how could you do that
19
20!
How you do that?
I said yes, it's not worth playing with me, you all lose
Go spend, - give me the plate,
Oops!
How beautiful!
Let's play?
Your stupid game is annoying, You're not even playing for money,
Aren't you tired of winning all the time?
What makes you think that?
I am a fortune teller,
Do you want me to read your cards? - Oh god, like kindergarten,
Yes, mine,
All right, you first,
Say what does the future hold for me? - Draw,
Choose three cards,
Make a more mysterious face, fortune teller,
We start,
What was, - Good,
In your life there was a
great joy and a great loss,
They are connected to each other
and haunt you to this day,
What is, you have a goal
It's your goal in life,
Before you smash china,
consider whether it's worth the effort,
If yes, then dare, But remember
that sometimes owning a treasure
is a lot more painful than giving it up,
what will, - So what!
You can fall into the
abyss or fly high up,
Everything depends on your
perception and your determination,
But the grand prize of your life is yet to come, young man,
So,
Now it's my turn, - Come on, Three cards,
Put her right in front of me,
We start,
In the past you were very carefree,
You made ill-considered decisions,
You did wrong,
You made promises you couldn't keep,
But! But it's time to reveal all the cards,
And soon everyone will know
what is in your heart and soul,
The last,
Great news awaits you in the near future,
and with it a change,
Good or bad, that depends
on how you look at it,
Everything that is bad is not always bad, and vice versa,
That's rubbish,
You can say whatever you want to anyone,
Don't say anything bad about the cards, They won't forgive you,
And now you,
Not necessary,
I also know everything about myself,
I was, is and will be better than anyone else,
Let's play badminton,
Okay, I've got serve, - Naturally,
Let's play?
Good, - Is no wind at all, Very quiet,
Rather just a lull,
You hear "Hit FM,"
I shower first!
let's go upstairs - Go easy, I'll be right there,
I'm waiting,
Two bottles of white wine,
you slack off
Are you sick?
Are you scared?
I can see that you want too,
You wear the dress on purpose because you know how much I like it,
I like it when you wear it,
I can deduce signs,
What the hell sign? Did you think you were coming
turn on the alpha male and i'm yours?
You were wrong there, it's over you can go home
I drive, But first I'll have a few words with your friend,
You won't do that,
I will not?
I will be silent when we agree,
You love secrets,
i will marry him
How do you like the secret?
Fried to perfection,
And now it tastes great,
Just how I like it,
Here,
Thank you,
I have enough,
Doesn't she allow it?
Yes, she can be strict,
Even though we drank a lot,
Lots of wine and stunning sex,
Especially the last one, remember? - I'm fine without wine,
Did she tell you that?
Maybe she lied, You know how much she likes to lie,
No, you can't imagine that at all,
stand back
Do you know anything about her at all?
Has she ever told you anything about herself?
No?
I knew it,
Do you want me to tell you something about her?
The ladies will correct me if anything is wrong,
So?
Let's go,
What exactly do you want to tell?
How you tried to fuck me today?
What the,,,
Or how I said no and you threatened me
to tell him that two months after
I met him, I slept with you two?
Moment, What are you talking about?
How I didn't want him to know but you wouldn't let me go?
How you threatened me and thought
you could fuck me until you got fed up?
Did you want to tell?
Let's go,
What do you mean "let's go"?
Didn't you hear what he did?
What do you expect?
That I punch him in the face? What kind of sense does it make?
He tried to rape me,
In earnest?
And in those two months, did he rape you there too?
Do you see? you slack off
Wait a minute,
Come on!
Come on! Why don't you want to fight? Come on!
Turn on the knight, don't piss off the princess,
fuck off dude
We'll sort this out without you, In earnest,
Get lost, - You're going to clear up some shit,
I'm the only one who can tell you the truth
about how these two sisters screwed you,
You've been fooled like a first grader,
Do you think she turned up here by accident?
You don't get it, do you?
Her sister summoned her,
who are you texting - I reply to comments,
Come here, I'll explain to you later,
Why am I so lucky with idiots?
OK, I'm coming,
And the little one lured you into bed because her sister wanted it that way,
What a crap, What's the point?
Sense? To play with you
This is the acid test before she lets you down,
She's testing you now, Show,
she thinks
whether you take the bait or break
the hook and somehow surprise her,
You staged it all
from front to back,
you can't love me forever
Why not?
You can't stand it, Nobody can stand it,
And then the little one decided to play her own game
and called me,
I was of course aware that, apart from the
usual spectacle, nothing good awaited me here,
But it would be fun,
And I wasn't wrong, Thank you my beautiful,
The evening was really successful,
Sorry,
I can not anymore,
Yes,
Thanks man,
A lovely evening,
You did a great job,
Don't you think the break is a little too long?
Looks like,
And?
Go to hell,,
What about love to the grave?
Over and over?
So better never say forever, yeah?
So you were just making fun of me the whole time?
You tested me and
watched me get out of this,
You always had a choice,
And you always made your own choice,
Disgusting,
And you're boring and predictable,
Better to be boring and predictable than play games like you,
If you can't fall asleep or come
without her already, what happens next?
You start raping people in the park,
You belong in the loony bin,
Thank you man for opening my eyes,
If it wasn't for you, even if you're a motherfucker,,,
That was unnecessary,
Holy shit!
What is?
Quickly call an ambulance and the police,
Hurry up!
The police?
Nobody calls anyone,
I'm not going to jail because of him, Roger that?
Who knows he's here?
No idea,
Listen please, - No, you listen to me,
Until we know how to make sure
nobody finds him, nobody leaves this room,
Clear?
do you have a spade
Stop crying,
played out?
It's not so funny anymore, is it?
I see you are brave,
Or do you like that?
So you like that,
Tell me, why do you have goosebumps?
Out of fear or out of excitement?
Is this the change you wanted?
Is that unpredictable enough for you?
Please listen to me,
I understand you're in shock,
But they will seek and find him, Do you understand?
Based on the driver's license, based on the tickets purchased,
Sooner or later they will find him,
The police are on to us, and so are you, Do you understand?
Yes, But you're not ratting me out are you? - No,
Nobody's going to rat anyone out, We say it was an accident,
Was it an accident? - Yes,
But if we cover this up, it's only going to get worse, believe me,
I'm,,, - Bitch!
The telephone!
The telephone! fool!
No! - Open the door!
Hurry up please! My sister! - Open the door!
He will kill her too! - Open the door!
The door!
The telephone! - No! No!
Give it here! - No! No!
Bring it on!
Dumb Turkey!
At least nobody died, Thanks a lot for this,
By the way, the victim refuses to testify,
What happens to that one? You booked him in, didn't you?
We're temporarily arresting him until this is all sorted out,
What is there to clarify?
He took us hostage, He wanted to bury the body,
You say so,
But he says something else,
And his version sounds much more convincing,
You have to find out first
what really happened,
And I will probably do that,
And what's next?
Are you coming along?
What now?
Pray for the fiancé's life and
await the summons for questioning,
All the best,
Goodbye,
I feel sorry for the guy,
And you are a great player,
Even I thought he was dead,
The student has surpassed the teacher,
Hardly that,
But an A for trying,
Now I know what you've been missing,
We'll see each other again,
Well finally,
Come on hurry up,
If we're late, the next flight won't be until tomorrow morning,
I drive,
Are you ready?
Yes,
So what's the plan?
How do we get even with this psycho?
Are you serious? - Do I look like I'm joking?
Yesterday someone got
scared, which is not surprising,
We're lucky that we got off lightly,
Listen, I'm serious,
time to stop that, Not just with him
but at all, Roger that? - Stop?
Wake up! You never stop,
You can't live without this,
What are you doing?
cool right?
are you completely insane
Or do you prefer it that way?
This is too slow for you, You can't take it,
You're dying of boredom,
And I with you,
So you know,,,
Listen, Do you think it's cool to be like me?
I think so,
I don't know when you've ever complained about your life,
You are cool, have everything, live your life, What could be cooler than that?
What's wrong with you?
All right, men are stupid, But you?
Don't you understand that there is no joy in my life?
That everything is going too slow for me,
That everything bores me and that everything is not enough for me:
Alcohol, air, sex, adrenaline,
This is unreal, You can't live like that,
How I envy those fools who have four rings on their cart
and one on their finger, for them the goal of their dreams,
But that's normal, And they are normal,
But for me to feel something, I have to drive a man crazy,
And you're a total idiot, if you want that too,
stop copying me
End it before it's too late,
I already have that,
you can get off
What are you looking at?
What makes you think I'm copying you?
Maybe I'm just like you, Ever thought about it?
No, of course there is a difference,
I get a kick out of what I do,
If you don't like that, we'll have to go our separate ways,
Come on, get lost,
Get lost!
Excuse me,
We got lost a bit, I must have taken a wrong turn,
I'm looking for the "small canyon",
Do you happen to know where that is?
I do,
About five kilometers to the fork, There is a signpost there,
Are you waiting for the bus?
He's not coming, On the radio they said he fell off a cliff,
He's just kidding, Are you on the arrival or return journey?
Neither nor, I missed my plane,
Well so what! What about you?
Come with me,
I have a house nearby, We can party there,
Cool,
Should we? Here we go,