-He’s a good man, I noticed right away,
-Bitterly! Bitterly!
-Five years, can you imagine? I would have died!
-And in the rain, and in the frost, and in the
icy blizzard, you will go hand in hand to the end,
Your marriage is registered, You are declared husband and wife,
Spouses, congratulate each other,
- Bitter! - Bitterly!
-You couldn’t help but itch?
Now all the videos will show you itching, Svistunov!
-You, too, are now Svistunova,
-Guests, congratulate the young people,
-Thank you! -Thank you,
-Katerina Sanovna! Well, what are the bets? -Dash!
-Two months until he starts drinking,
What about the fact that she's pregnant? A year, no less, -You also gave the Perovs a year,
-Have you really come? -Yes, that’s a total of three chocolates for you,
You can round it up to a box of chocolates,
That's it, I ran, -Katerina Sanovna, wait!
I have a meeting in the kindergarten, and then there are two deaths, Register, will you?
-Dash, well, you know,,, -Katerinochka Sanovna! Please!
I'm constantly getting screwed by this teacher,
Either we forget the Czechs or we don’t bring the craft, Please!
- Well, great, then you’re no stranger to raking, Kiss!
-Katerinochka Sanovna!
-Bitterly! Bitterly! Bitterly!
- Alyonka, do you remember what your father has today?
-Yes, I remember, mom, I can’t talk, I kiss you, bye,
-What, there aren’t any buns there, or what? Anh, did you bring poppy seed buns today?
-We don’t need rolls, we have cake today, It's my husband's birthday,
-Oh, well, congratulations,
Maybe then take a carton of cigarettes? No? Well, that’s right, there’s no point in spoiling them,
-How many are there? -1300 from you,
-That's it,
Thank you, -Please,
Hello husband!
Hello!
-Dan, no,
Dan, I told you no,
-When will it be possible?
-At 18,
-Are you so principled with everyone?
-All,
-What's wrong with Peter?
-Mother said to ask my father, and the father - to ask his conscience,
In short, my birthday on the Neva cried with burning Neva tears,
-Well, I'll bring you shawarma,
-How did you even win this Olympics? - I copied,
-By the way, this Mishina is coming with you,
-Where does she get her money from? -Zavyalov rushed,
-Normas, They say his dad is aiming to become a governor,
-With its domes, only there,
Kiss me,
-We had such funny newlyweds today,
The groom began to itch,
And his bride’s hand is like a smack!
It's funny to me, but I can't laugh,
Mmmm, delicious,
Well, happy birthday, Vanyusha,
- Hello to the birthday boy and his beautiful wife,
- Hello, Slav,
Will you have cake? -No, I have an appointment now,
Oh,,, Katyusha,
Today is the fifth day,
-Oh, now, of course,
So, now,,, That's it,
-Listen, starting this month we have a new head of the department,
He already asked me about Vanya,
I outlined the situation, but
you understand - a new broom,,,
-And how much now? -We negotiated for plus five,
Katyusha, what can I do? If it weren't Vanya,,, Well, you know everything yourself,
-Well, I’m waiting for you and Lara in the evening,
-Certainly,
-And this Dasha is mine today! That means I'm already on my way to you,
,,-Move your car already,
The entire passage is blocked, -Good evening, Varvara Andreevna, necessarily,
-I'll check! -I know,
-This new manager came to us from somewhere in Altai,
Appointee from the Ministry of Health,
-Yes, yes! -So, be careful!
-Well, Alyonushka! Cooking delicious food is something that runs in your family,
-Oh, Alyonushka! Today I saw the oven for the first time, and I was immediately blown away, right?
-Listen!
- You better not talk, and eat while it's hot, Give me a plate,
-No, he doesn't need it, - It's necessary, it's growing,
Where is your Garik? -Garik!
-I’m running, Ekaterina Alexandrovna!
-Ugh, I'm high on smoke,
-Ekaterina Alexandrovna, didn’t Alyonka tell you?
I have a buyer for your car,
-We didn’t seem to intend to sell, -Why? The price is falling,
-And we are waiting for it to become a rarity, -Little one, cover your mouth,
And you're already eating, eh!
-Katyusha, the meat is excellent,
-You said that pork makes your cholesterol go through the roof,
- Darling, who is our doctor? He said it himself, he canceled it himself,
Convenient,
-Maybe someone will say a toast?
Well, it's my birthday,
-Right,
Slav, maybe you can tell me? Come on, Slav,
-Well,,, Well, if you ask,
Today is our Vanya's birthday,
We knew,,,
We have known each other since childhood,
He is a great friend,
a loving husband,
wonderful father,
Get well soon, friend!
-They asked him to say a toast - he started some kind of funeral organ,
-Well, the funeral would have been cheaper for us, Yes, Uncle Slav?
-So, -Listen, cover your mouth,
-What, am I wrong? A couple more months - and we’ll start taking things out of the house,
-Shut up! -What then?
-Garik, tell him!
-Denis, you can’t talk to your sister like that,
-Bravo, Garik!
-No, little one, you're completely crazy! -But you are an adult,
- I’m older than you and I don’t sit on my mother’s neck! -Yes, with your requests, a more powerful neck is needed!
-Enough! Is it possible to at least not make a scandal on my father’s birthday?
-The meat is really bomb,
-Aunt Larisa has recovered somehow, hasn’t she?
-It seems the same,
-I heard she's getting a divorce, I have a classmate who works with him,
- Don’t let your classmate hope,
Slavka is one of those who won’t miss what’s hers, and he won’t leave his wife,
- That's it, stop it, As if because that you work in the registry office, you understand everything about everyone,
-Statistics,
Who is this for? Are you finished?
-Pf-f-f! -Well, get fat yourself,
-How do you like Garik?
-Garik is like Garik, Didn’t I see yours, Garika?
-It turns out that this was a complete review?
-My father probably wouldn't like him,
-It's clear,
OK,
I went,
-Where are you going? -On business,
- I would look at my father,
-There's a lot of studying,
-Well, after studying, Communication is useful for him,
-Let's see,
-Dasha, think for yourself! I have paintings there, but I have to run here!
No, Dasha, you need to warn about this in advance,
-Finally, they deigned to accept us!
-Well, then don’t be offended by me,
Now, Oh, what is this!
Now, -Let me do it,
- I myself,
-Come on, come on,
-It didn't open,
Come on in, -Actually, it’s my turn!
-Male by appointment, -Yes, I am by appointment,
-What am I then?
-Here and here!
-Okay, don't be upset, Get used to it better,
-You're lucky - I slipped, -Yeah, of course,
- How are you?
-Eh, hear? Who will do the work?
Well, what are you like, let's hurry up,
It turned out so stupid, I tore up old papers and without looking,,,
-Documents must be stored in a separate folder,
- Yes, that’s what my wife did, I'm just on the farm now,
At first I didn’t even know where do we have salt? I ate everything without salt,
Today everything is somehow awry,
And it's her birthday,
-Hold it,
-Thank you, of course, but, if anything, I don’t press for pity,
-Yes, even if they pressed,
I've already heard enough of this, that I have armor,
-I found out that you didn’t have any prior appointment,
-Man, why are you lying?
We actually had a pre-recording, It used to be, but now it doesn't,
Leave us, please, I will have an explanatory
conversation with this unscrupulous citizen,
-Ah,,, -And I’ll see you later,
Thank you,
Like this,
-Well, I, as an unscrupulous citizen, I support it completely,
-Everything is ready,
-Thank you,
And if you still need me,,,
Well, open the door or,,,
Well, I mean,,,
I'm off, -Best wishes,
-Thank you,
-Come on, go, go! -I'm coming, I'm coming,
-Wait, please, Production meeting!
- Well, I'm by appointment! What a disgrace!
-Why are you here?
-We're coming to you, -Is there something wrong with your father?
-No, mom,
-Then why?
-Mom, are you kidding me?
Aren't you happy for me?
- “Mom, mom,” Rada, This is all unexpected,
-We've been dating for four whole months, it's time to get married!
- Oh! Girls! Let's bang?
-Young man, drinking alcoholic beverages
prohibited in a public place, -Of course, my soul, Here you go,
Come on, come on, -Well,,,
-That's it, now you are criminals, and here I am, a witness!
Bambaleilo!
-Do you really love him? -Well, he's promising,
-Who? Garik? Is he going to sell flowers?
- Even in Moscow they offered him some serious things,
-Which Moscow? -That’s me, by the way,
Briefly speaking, He's normal,
-You haven’t even graduated from college yet, Well, at least we could live together, If you want - here,
-Mommy, we have already decided everything,
-Are you pregnant, or what? -Am I stupid?
-Let's consult with father,
And what? Good idea, He'll come to his senses he will agree - I will agree,
-Mom, all my girlfriends are already married, and such a Garik is a good varik,
Or I’ll ask Dashka to accept the application,
-Listen, Akimych, it’s good to suck,
- Yes, I’m already going, I’m going,
-What if Akimov went to accompany me to the apartment?
-I would be surprised,
-Why did you come? -Nothing,
-How long have you been standing? -No,
- Just don’t need these looks,
-Which ones? - Such, -I don’t have to look at all,
-Don't look, -OK,
-It looks like Petrova and Gleb are starting to get into trouble, But I just wanted to set Natasha up with him,
-You can set me up with her, -Amazing?
-And what? Well, you,,,
You can't decide,
-Let's do something so that I can decide,
-In terms of? -Yes, exactly,
-OK, -OK,
- Hello!
,,,That’s why Alyonka won’t be able to come today,
She said that one of these days they will take Deniska - they will come to see you,
Here,
-Oh, are you here? -Yes, Slav,
-Wonderful,
So, what do we have?
Blood - understandable,
Katerina, I would love to please you with something,
really, but,,, -Glory!
Alyonka is getting married here, Well, how will he miss this?
You said that there are already some there, I don’t know, methods are being developed,
That after 20 years even a person comes out of a coma,
- I spoke, But he's not Schumacher,
These cases are rare,
Well, he will wake up - you understand, what it will be like,
Katyusha, don’t
bury yourself with him,
I mean, you're a young woman,
You need to move on with your life,
-You would be ashamed of Vanya,
-Kat!
I'll be waiting
You under this black, black sky,
Until I'm covered in snow,
Until time turns back,,,
-A!
What are you doing!
Oh, is that you?
Sit down, Sit down, sit down,
Really, sorry I got distracted with this navigator,
-Yes, forgive me, It's just such a day,
-Have you quarreled with your husband?
-Yes, five years ago,
-Wow, Are you still wearing your wedding ring?
-M?
No, we are not divorced, He's just,,,
He's been in a coma for five years,
A country house was being built I went to check the construction site,
They found him already unconscious,
Official version - fell from scaffolding,
Well, how was it,,,
This is how I tell you the movie,
Fell from one and a half meters, bam - coma,
-Everything would be different in the movies,
Chases, shootouts,
Sylvester Stallone,
Or who is now the main savior of humanity?
-You are funny, Torn Certificate,
- Maybe not so formally, Simply - George,
-Yes, He is Gosha, he is Goga, aka Georgy Ivanovich,
-I hate this movie,
Throughout my childhood I was either Gogoi or Gosha, That was his name Georgy Ivanovich,
I even went to boxing so as not to be teased,
-And I'm the opposite “Moscow Doesn’t Believe in Tears” I really like,
I even asked not to be Katya, and their name was Katerina,
-Oh, that's what it's all about,
I knew I shouldn’t take you home,
-Actually, I love thrillers,
Yes, So look at it - It seems that you are living well,
Well, that's it, we've arrived,
So, this yard, there to the left and straight ahead,
-Yes,
Thriller? Great,
Right now our cinema is showing this, what's his name,,,
I always forget my name, We can go,
-I hardly can,
-Understand,
-Sorry if I scratched your car with my bag,
-Come on, nonsense, I have my own auto repair shop on Sovetskaya,
Recently opened, My guys will quickly sort out these scratches,
If you need anything, be sure to call,
-Thank you,
-Have a great evening, -And to you,
-Temych, damn it!
-I'm going with you, My grandmother gave me some money for my birthday,
-Congratulations,
-Maybe I’ll torture you with Zakharova, - Zakharova will send you,
-What is this? - Because I already sent it once,
Listen, how much does a ticket cost?
-What do you want? You're going for free, -I'm not for myself,
-Aren’t you afraid that Akimych will find out?
-Let him be afraid,
-Listen, maybe I can make money somewhere?
-In "Delicious, period" get a job at four rates?
-You can make deliveries,
Look at my mother, I love that she has a stash,
-No, I definitely won’t take it from her,
Son, hello,
Why are you here?
Tell me honestly do you need money for drugs?
-What drugs?
-Well, what then? - That's it, mom!
No longer necessary,
-For a girl? -What girl? No!
I wanted to give a gift, To one person, All,
-How much do you need?
-You don’t have that much anyway,
-Son, well, you understand everything, Now Alyonka is still getting married,
My father is monitored annually,
-Forget it, mom, I've already changed my mind,
-Well, do you want me to take out another loan? -No no!
I'll get a job, Some kind, -Who will study?
-Mom, I'll decide!
- Just like my father,
-We had friends on Lake Baikal last year,
There are bouzas, they say, like this! And the juice just flows,
-Baikal is good,
-So I tell mine: next year - to Baikal, and not to your mother’s garden,
They shouldn't have promoted him, or what?
-Dash, doesn’t your Borka have any part-time work for my Denis?
Just imagine, he got a girl, He wants to give her a gift,
-Well, Ekaterina Sanovna, there is such a viper there! And they pay little, I don't recommend it,
Don't you have anything on your mind? These magnetic storms are again,
-Take it in your bag, -Katerina Sanovna,,,
Well,,,
-Here, -What do you have there?
-Dasha, five minutes past three - go, there is a crowd waiting for you, Blow!
-Oh, yes, I’ll go to the tyrants,
They die all the time - what kind of people!
- I'm listening, -Hello! George?
-Yes, Well, where did you take,,,
-This is Katerina from the registry office,
-So! -Well, you almost knocked me down, remember?
-It’s hard to forget, Katerina! Is your car broken down?
-Almost, You see, I thought - well, suddenly,,,
Well, you just opened a car repair shop,
And my son is looking for a part-time job,
He is a schoolboy, but so,,, 11th grade,
-Uh-huh, I understand,
Well, we have to figure it out, Let him come on Monday,
-I don’t even know how to thank you, -And I know, You're taking me to the cinema,
Purely friendly,
-I will think, -Well, see you then,
He said, put it here,
Sorry, Katerina, I'll run, Goodbye, -Thank you!
-Katerina Sanovna, can I have one more candy?
Well, I'm losing weight starting next week, - Dash,
- That's it, that's it,
-We've arrived, mom, come on, Hello Aunt Larisa,
Why are you dumb?
Say something, -Tell me yourself,
Hello, dad!
These are your children, Alena and Denis,
We're doing well, They came to visit you,
By the way, I'm getting married, -What are you yelling about, sheep, is he deaf?
-He's a sheep, Do I know how they are in a coma?
Usually his mother talks to him,
Do you know where Uncle Slava is sitting?
-Dad,,,
Give it there,,,
Stop it,
-The nurse said they were already changing him, We can go,
Went?
Bye, dad!
Okay, it's a good movie,
Come on, stop it,
-No, it's touching, I liked it,
Oh, how beautifully he danced at the end,
I love it so much when a man dances beautifully, wow!
-It's definitely not mine, -Why? You can,
-I? No, -Yes,
Come on, get up,
Well, let's go, -Dance? -Well, of course,
-Are you serious? -Seriously, AND!
-Not my story, -Oh, are you done?
-What's all? - That's it, -I’m not everything,
-No, that's it, -Not everything, -Then try it,
- Yes please,
Ta-ra-ram,,,
Ta-ta-ta,,,
I told you so! We could have supported it,
-No, sorry, I didn’t mean,,, Oh!
Oh,,, -Oh!
You said - now that’s it for sure,
-I'm sorry, please, I didn't,,, But it's so funny!
-Are you all right? -Yes, yes, everything is fine,
Almost,
-Well, I see,
-Maybe some coffee?
-Just the kids at home,
-Oh, well, I understand, yes,
-Sorry, - No, I understand,
-Only you don't,,, - No, in general, that’s not me either,,,
Not that, -Thank you, Georgy,
-Thank you, Katerina,
-Good night, -Good night,
-I'll go, -Yeah,
You have it, snow, -A?
-Snow,
-You too,
- Damn, I have to go,
-Where is it?
-Yes, Natasha was tired of waiting,
-Damaev, I’m warning you for the last time! -And what will happen?
-You'll see,
-I have work early tomorrow,
Yes, seriously work,
-Why don’t you sell this car?
-We can earn more with scrap metal,
-Sorry, -Yes, this is my father's,
He loved her, -I saw a documentary here,
There a man came out of a coma after 20 years,
-Terry Wallis, I know,
Only he lived in such a way that it would be better to die,
-Dan, maybe your father will be lucky and everything will be fine,
What are you doing here, hooligan?
Denis, I’ll tell my mother everything!
I've said it a hundred times so that this breeding ground is removed from here!
-,,,I’m here for this, or something? did you take it to work?
I ask again, who came up with it? Well?
- Hello! - Hello,
-I'm Denis, -A! I'm Georgiy, Come on in,
Well, why are we standing? Go clean up after yourself,
We came up with it too! We scattered nails around the corner so that clients would come to us,
-Cool scheme,
-We'll manage without her,
In short, everything here for wheel repair,
Here you board, here you balance, there are loads here,
You'll figure it out for yourself as the play progresses, If so, I'll tell you,
-Can I start today?
-Good mood, Do you have anything to change into? -Yes,
-The locker room is there, at the entrance,
Is your mother okay? -Yes,
And what? -Well, nothing,
-Alenka, are you there soon? -Now, mom, just a second,
-It suits your eyes very well! Will you try it on?
- No, I don’t need it, thank you,
-Well, how?
Too much, right?
Mom,,, -Oh, how I want you to be happy,
-Well, what are you doing?
-This is for real, so that,,,
it was warm here,
This is important for a woman,
-Now you’re going to flood my dress with tears, and we haven't even bought it yet,
-Well, let's go pay, bride,
-Yes?
-Is there anyone?
Hello! -Hello,
-And I called you,
-I probably didn’t see it, -Well, yes, four days,
I brought you gloves you forgot them in the car,
-A! I looked for them everywhere too,
Thank you,
-Well,,, I went? -Yes,
-OK then,
-What, did you slip again?
- This Dasha - in general, her tongue is like a broom,
But it’s not boring with her, everyone will learn something,
Van!
Well talk to me,
Why are you silent?
M?
Say: "Katya!
You're so funny!
You talk so much,
"Get up,
Get up, do you hear?
That's it, come on,
Get up, Get up!
Come on, get up!
Get up! Come on, do you hear?
Get up! Enough!
Dear newlyweds!
I ask you to exchange wedding rings,
Groom, take your time,
So, your marriage is registered,
you are declared husband and wife,
Now we can congratulate each other,
- Come on people! Then she was Sentsova, then Mamaeva,
Then Garikishvili, now Babanova,
-Poor woman, she has lost so many husbands, -Oh, Katerina Sanovna!
You are so naive, She abandoned them all herself,
Last year I personally bred them with Garikishvili,
The man is crying - but at least she needs henna, Do you know what she's telling him?
"You will meet your love again, look at me,
- "- It happens, - Yes,
We are the ones who are shy with you,
What is most important to people?
-What? -Personal happiness,
They don’t put it off until tomorrow,
- Hello! -I thought you were joking,
And I'm standing here like a fool, -Why, like a fool?
Flowers for me?
- Well, in general, I wanted to assign it to Lenin, but since you came,
-Well, excuse me, Vladimir Ilyich,
-Shall we go? -Yes,
Mmm!
This is the last time I have such khachapuri,,, I don’t even remember when I ate these,
-You try again,
-What a hot one,
-A? -Mmm!
Head separation,
This is what my son says,
-Come on, tell me,
Have you wanted to be Cupid all your life? -No,
Actually I was dreaming
for dads to carry their children out of the maternity hospital,
It seemed to me that this was such a responsible job,
And the people there are happy,
But
I failed my medical exams,
And my friend says to me: “We have a vacancy for a secretary in the registry office,
” I think I'll work until the admissions campaign,,,
Well, that’s how I work,
And you? -What about me?
-Well, did you want to do something other than cars? -That's what I did,
I taught fiction at college for 20 years,
-Are you kidding me? -What, it doesn’t look like it?
Or am I putting the emphasis on the words in the wrong place?
-No, you’re just more into physics, not lyrically,
Why did you leave? -Yes, I was a bad teacher,
But the car mechanic is excellent,
My grandfather was a mechanic and taught me,
Even after school I wanted to go to work in his workshop,
And then we met Dinka,
She says: "It's unintelligent to tinker with cars,
And I loved her,
I didn't want to upset her,
Here,
In general, in my old age I am fulfilling my dreams,
-I propose one more toast, -Which?
-For a dream, -For a dream,
-They sing beautifully,
-Well, where are you going? It's night outside,
-Denis will be worried,
-Well, call and warn me, -And what will I tell him?
"I'm with your boss at night, Are we discussing salaries?
-Excellent option, He's a smart guy, he'll understand everything,
- Fasten it,
I'll go,
-Okay, let's go, I'll accompany you, -No need,
-And I’m not asking, You haven't wandered around alone at night yet,
-Denis, I'm home,
Hello, -Flowers from where?
-I bought it, -Yeah,
-Son,,, -Ma, later,
-Well, what do you have there?
-This woman has had a flat tire for the third time in a week,
-Do you know what is the most important thing in our business? -Regular customers?
-Wrong answer,
- Emphasis? - Emphasis?
Okay, let me get up and resist,
Just try to push me,
Come on, try it, push it,
The correct answer is head,
Once - that's all,
Here, train, young people,
-A spoon,
-Mmm!
I haven’t eaten borscht for a thousand years,
-I wanted to bake you some more donuts, And you don't have an oven,
-So choose tomorrow I'll go buy it this weekend,
We'll put it here under the stove,
-Gosh,,, -What?
I want donuts,
Yes, I know, I know, about my husband and about my children,
Can I get fancy?
Sooner or later, Sooner or later!
-So, guys, there will be eggs - there will be a hut, and a
heifer, like mine, and seas and oceans five times a year,
And if you chew snot, that’s it,
-Dad, let's go without philosophy,
-Well, if you don’t like my philosophy, You can pay for the wedding with your flowers,
It's better to bottle the cognac,
Come on, come on,
-Kit, we have everything ready, will you be there soon? -A little more,
Len, why are you so sour? Hungry, or what? -I'm Alena, Dmitry Kirillovich,
-Call me dad, not strangers,
-So, you've run out of cognac, Should I bring more?
-Listen, maybe that's enough? Garik, you still need to take your mother to the city,
You can't do it at all, little one,
-Finally, at least someone cares about our health,
Marish, bring some more, We only have 20 minutes left,
Wow, did you see the difference?
This is why I divorced your mother,
-Garik, maybe you shouldn’t get married at all? Well, so as not to get divorced later,
-No, this is the only thing my idiot needs,
-No, I can’t, We are meeting the parents,
But tomorrow I will definitely be with you, Certainly,
I miss you too,
Well, why are you talking nonsense? -Mom!
- That's it, come on, bye, That's it, I'm running,
-Everyone is waiting for you there, Who were you chatting with?
-Dashka, her child got sick again,
That's it, we have to run, they're waiting there, I'm so hungry, I'm really hungry,
-Ma! Let's go there,
-Parmesan, or what?
By the way, we never drank to meet each other,
-ABOUT! And I think that this kebab doesn’t fit into the throat?
Here's to meeting you!
And, as they say, not the last, -Take the juice,
-Katya, when will your husband recover?
-Kiss, well, I told you so, A man in a coma,
-Yes? -Yes,
-How long ago? -Five years,
- Amazing! Five years? So you treat him,
-Thank you, -Only time can cure him,
But time is working against us, -Mostly against us,
-Eat a tomato,
-Kat, we are almost relatives,
Please contact me if anything happens,
In the end, you can send it abroad and there,,,
-Well, both in Russia and abroad - Coma treatment is the same,
-Treatment is treatment, but,,, -Dad, please give me some shish kebab,
-What, they can’t reach their own hands? -Dad! Let's drink to the young people,
-Come on, -Let's,
Let's, -Only without the “bitter” one,
-Let's not say "bitterly",
-Hooray! -Hooray!
-No, guys, it’s still bitter,
- Bitter, - Bitterly!
- Bitter! Bitterly! Bitterly!
-Come on, son,
Ooo!
-Kat, I feel so sorry for you,
Without a man, of course, there is no life,
-It's true!
- Well, it’s okay, Alyonka and Garik will settle in
Moscow, and you and Deniska will come to them on vacation,
At least you'll unwind a little, or something,
-Are you going to Moscow?
-Have you not boasted yet?
I'm opening a construction department in Moscow, So, I’ll send Garik there as a boss,
I hope it doesn't screw everything up for me,
-There is a reason to drink, -Here!
The kid speaks his mind,
-Mom, I wanted to say,
-Yes,
For Moscow!
-For Moscow,
-Mom, I wanted to say,
But I was just waiting for the right moment,
-Well, I would call from Moscow, She said she moved,
-What are you exaggerating now?
-You don't love him,
Can't I see? This won't change, Neither here, nor in Moscow, nor,,,
Father would look at you,
-Enough! -What's enough?
- Stop looking back at your father all the time!
"You need to enroll in an economics university - Dad wanted it that way,
Dad wouldn't like this boy, What kind of wedding? Let's wait for dad!"
- Well, I'm sorry that you have a father, -Mom, how tired you are! I don't have a father!
Denis has no father! You don't have a husband! There is a body - there is no person!
Dmitry Kirillovich was right in suggesting that you do this euthanasia, damn it!
-Ah!
That's it,
And I, the fool, played dumb,
Alena!
Are you ready to kill your father?
-Mom, how do you manage to change everything so differently?
-What?
-Come on,
Well, tell me,
Tell me you didn't think about it, It would only be better for everyone,
- Rubbish!
-Girls, let's go eat some cake,
we ordered a bunk with berries, -Mom!
-Pressure is 85 over 55, Are you hypotensive?
- Yeah, well, I was just nervous,
- Well, you take care of your health,
We came to the young lady alone,
47 years old, bloated stomach,
They took her to the hospital - and she gave birth,
And the boy turned out like this - ala-ulu, chase the geese,
-Thank God, our dad is in a coma,
-So what now?
-Well, nothing new has been invented over the past 16 years,
You can please your husband first,
Then - register and give birth, -Give birth?
-Or you don't,,, -No, no, I,,,
-Well, that's right, At your age, of course, there are risks,
But you must admit - a second youth,
- Gosha promised to take him ice fishing, Maybe we’ll even capture Tyomych,
Mom, are you even listening to me?
- I'm listening, I'm listening, Fishing with Tyomych,
-ABOUT!
- Hello, daughter, -Hello,
-I'll go put some water for the dumplings,
-How do you feel? -Nothing,
-And I’ll stay with Garik for now,
-Daughter,,, -M?
-I,,, I,,,
I wanted,,,
-Varvara Andreevna, can you hear everything well or should you speak louder?
- You’re boorish, Alyonka, I need you badly,
If you don't remove the car, I'll call the police!
- I got it,
Mom, did you want,,,
-Nothing,
-Mom!
-Georgy Nikolaevich, I’m all there,
-Well done, How did I ever work without you?
-Slower,
-You're a greyhound, -Well, it's true,
-Here you go, it’s earned,
Another month - and you will have a gift,
- This is unnecessary, I guess, -Take your girl out to eat ice cream,
- I wouldn’t be with the old man for anything, -Well! He is 48 years old,
-And she’s 23,
-Singers can, -Well, they're singers,
Oh, what kind of groom is this?
Flowers for anyone? -Well, not for you,
-What are you doing all of a sudden, son?
- Yes, just like that, to please,
Well, so that I don’t buy flowers for myself anymore,
-Are your ears cold? -Well, ma, I ran,
-Come on, it's not too late,
-You won’t get it from mine,
-So yours is five years old, -Well, I could draw it,
Why, they are taught to do crafts in kindergarten, And the mother must be pleased even at five years old,
-Get out!
- Why are you scared?
-I want it that way,
-Oh, you're like,,, -Well!
-Okay, sorry, I didn’t know,
- The makhach lost his temper,
They say grief needs a year,
And I remember that day very well,
I celebrated her anniversary,,,
He also said “celebrated,
” In general, a year has passed since she passed away,
And I go - spring, drops,
The girls are all in dresses, The jackets are kind of short,
And so I felt good,
I'm walking and humming something,
In general, I went to meet one,
But she explained to me in a popular science way, where to go,
But I still feel good,
That's when I realized that life goes on,
Why are you like this today?
-Don't know, Something's all gone wrong,
We still quarreled with Alyonka, -If you quarrel, make up, not the first time,
I would like to meet her,
Who does she look like?
-On me,
But the manner of speaking is all like my father,
Gosh,,, -M?
-Why didn’t you and your wife have children?
-An unexpected turn in the conversation,
Yes, like everyone else,
At first they didn’t want to, but then it didn’t work out,
-Don't you regret it?
-No, probably, Yes, and we are used to living for ourselves,
As you get older, it’s hard to change your mind,
Well, will you let Denis go fishing with me?
-Well, how?
It has already buzzed all my ears,
-He's a good guy,
Now, if all children were born 16 years old at once, I would
have already produced 40 of them,
-Please! Styopa!
Den! Dan, please wake up! -Get in the car,
-Dan, wake up, please! -I told you, I got in the car!
Get her out of here,
Now I'll check to make sure I don't die,
Oh handsome,
Do you have a smoke?
What are you saying? Look in your pockets?
I'll take a look now,
That's it, rest,
Let's go,
Sea, take it Strange, important, scary,
Sea, take it Children's dreams, paper airplanes,
Sea, take the day,
Sea, take us to your home,
Sea, take it Wars, borders and countries,
Sea, take away my loves Before I get lost,
Hurry, look at the runways They again lead to the labyrinth inside,,,
-Or won’t you take it today again?
-No, leave it, -Well, that's right,
It costs yourself more to be offended by these men,
- Gosha, we need to talk, When can you?
-Thank you! Come again,
- Gosha, we need to talk, When can you?
-Are you making me lacking again, soldier?
I left, If you have any questions, call,
Sea, take it Wars, borders and countries,
Sea, take away my loves Before I get lost,
Hurry, look at the runways They again lead to the labyrinth inside,
Talk to me more often,
-Katerina! But Vanka had already been taken away,
-How, where? - So the annual MRI, Forgot?
-Lord, it's today,
-Will you wait for the results? -No, you know, there’s a lot to do,
Will you pass it on? - So bring it in, -I can’t,
-Hello,
-I'm getting my passport,
-Will you have fried potatoes?
-In circles?
-In circles,
-Mom, forgive me, please,
- It’s you who forgive me,
Well, that's all the ocean has thrown up, let's go, there the potatoes will burn again,
-I want Garik, by the way, this is boo-boo-boo “make peace
with mom, make peace with mom” has been boring all week,
- In vain, it means I didn’t like him at first,
-Oh, no, he’s boring, of course,
But it’s okay, you can live,
What are we today without Humor FM?
-I had a fight with a girl, -A-ah-ah!
Sorry,
Now we have a bruise and a girl?
-This is the daughter of Uncle Dima Orlov, Do you remember this,,,
-Yes! And what?
Have you already sucked? -Leave me alone,
Yes,
-I'll open it,
-Denis, did you already hold her by the breast?
Big?
-Hello! Will you feed me dinner?
-The children are at home, We wanted tomorrow,
-What smells so good?
Hello!
See you, And you are probably Alena?
-Yes,
-I'm George, I,,, -Will you have fried potatoes?
-I love fried potatoes,
Mmmm, circles!
Why did I come?
We have found a buyer for your car,
-What, are you planning to sell the car?
-What is it worth? It will soon be scrapped,
-Wow! -Who is the buyer?
-Yes, I have one acquaintance who wants to see it, He'll arrive tomorrow, Will you be home?
-I'll be there after five, -That’s great, I’ll tell him,
If he lowers the price, don't agree, If anything, call me, I'll come,
Yes, I also wanted to say - Your mother and I are dating,
Mmm, delicious!
- Hello,
Why were you silent?
What do you say?
-Congratulations on that,
-Thank you for that, Congratulations from the bottom of my heart,
-I'll go while I hang it,
-Me too, right? Me too,
-Thank you for not burning down the workshop,
-But it was necessary, -Agree,
I would have served five years for damaging property, When you come out, your whole life is ahead of you,
And your mother is like this, consider it He's been in prison for five years, No way,
And she doesn’t have an exact deadline,
And all about you, adult dupes, worries, not for himself,
Your father, maybe, will wake up tomorrow, or maybe
in 20 years, when she becomes quite an old woman,
Do you even understand what it's like? -She's betraying her father!
-She loves her father! This is how you treat Nastya,
Some kind of abnormal sacrificial love,
And if you have every chance to win in this
love, then in her case nothing depends on it,
-I'm not cheating on anyone, -You're lucky!
-So what, should I call you dad now?
- Yes, good, You have only one father,
I hope when he wakes up, we can talk to him like a man,
- Get hurt!
First, fuck someone else's wife, and then talk like a man,
-It happened,
And at least this is honest,
Katerina, is there any tea?
-You shouldn't have done that! -Why?
Do you want to continue to deceive your children? -No! We didn't say we wanted anything,
-They said, -No, You're in a hurry,
-No, -So, this is my family, And I solve her problems,
I don't need your help, okay?
-Yes,
-Excuse me, what's going on there?
Young man, what are you doing?
-Senior Lieutenant Kobets,
Is this your car? -My,
-What kind of citizen are you,,, -Damaev Ivan Sergeevich, He is her husband,
-He, yes, -This is my husband,
- Residents are complaining to us,
He left his car in the arch, it interferes with the passage,
-Yes, she doesn’t bother anyone, We went grocery shopping in it yesterday,
-She's lying This car has been stuck here for a hundred years,
-Well, not a hundred years, Well, it's been standing there for a while, it's just,,,
-Comrade Senior Lieutenant, Please record that I
personally accepted this car from citizen Damaeva
at my car service center the day before yesterday,
The car was repaired returned to the free space,
-And you, excuse me,,, -I am Savitsky, Georgy Nikolaevich,
Director of the service station at Sovetskaya, 22,
-Do you believe him?
-What are the reasons not to trust him?
-I will complain to all your bosses, They've created a booth here!
-But the machine will still have to be removed, -Yes,
-Just drive away from here, Agreed?
-OK, thank you,
-Let's!
-I went,
We would like sunshine in
the cities, and it would be better,
We have less ice under our
ribs and fewer lost people,
We would like lightness in our
chests and not get lost in the capitals,
We wish we knew where
to go and not lose our faces,
- Hello, -Great,
-Here,
-And I just lost them,
Thank you,
Where did you go?
And who will work?
-Now, I’ll just change clothes,
- Let's be quicker,
-Yes, Here,
- Well, hello, man,
Yes, Slav, is there something urgent?
I'm at the hospital, I can come over,
I'll be there now,
In general, Slava said, that this doesn’t mean anything
yet, but all tests indicate improvement, and maybe,,,
-Mom!
-Well, that's it,
-Mom, I knew it!
-Lord, what are you doing! Well, come on, be quiet!
-Dad will wake up! -Maybe he will be in time for the wedding,
-They said you can’t make predictions, -Who are you such a pessimist?
Tests show improvement!
-You can’t make any guesses yet,
-Okay, we need to change the seating arrangement,
-For what? -Don't be stupid, Garik, Give it, Give it!
Put mom and dad in prison,
So, what if we put another chair here?
-It won’t fit, We can move grandma further,
-She'll be offended, Maybe one of yours,
-Maybe I should consult with dad? -Garik, can’t you decide for yourself?
-Here are your divorce certificates, -Thank you,
Here you go, it's yours,
You'll forget again! -So what, I have two babies! I haven't been able to register them for two months,
What is this anyway?
-What are you doing? -Hello to you too,
-I have people, -By the way, I am also a people,
Why don't you answer the phone? -I was busy,
-Have you found a lover?
Well, well, well!
-My husband is improving,
He can come to his senses at any moment,
-Well,,,
This is amazing,
Let's get acquainted,
- Gosha, I’ve been waiting for this for five years,
-And what?
Well, I mean,,,
-I can't,
I can't, I have to now,,,
- Let's do it this way, Your husband will wake up - and we will go to him right away,
Right away,
And I'll talk to him,
Not you, but I will talk to him,
He's a good guy, you wouldn't choose anyone else, He will understand everything,
- Gosha, how
should I live?
I'll leave and think constantly what's wrong with him, how is he?
I will blame you for this,
No, this is not life, Ghosh,
-Kat, we’ll solve everything,
-No,
I've already decided everything,
All,
-OK then,
You know, when I first saw you,
how the boy wished what if I meet you again,
we will definitely be together,
I love you, Katya,
Your decision won't change anything, Nothing,
I'll be waiting for you,
Always,
Like this,
-Katerina Sanovna, they’ve run out of forms again, can I take them from you?
Oh, the candies are new,
Why don't you say that your husband is improving?
I met Alyonka and says: "Folder will wake up soon,"
You, of course, are great, I believe that this is all thanks to you,
So selfless! I couldn't,
- Dash, I need to work,
-Yes, there is one waiting for me there too,
All,
-Actually, we have already created a map with you, and you started taking tests,
-Well, tests won’t be superfluous,
I've already decided everything,
- Well, now that we have decided, What, I will waste my time and yours, right?
So, on Wednesday at nine in the morning to the hospital,
Take a clinical blood test with you, without it they will not accept you,
-Thank you,
-Catherine! I still strongly recommend that you think again,
Consult your husband,
-He's in a coma,
We won’t take the lemon to Moscow,
It's cold, we won't deliver, And azalea too,
How do you like aloe vera?
By the way, he is also called an agave, Do you know why?
-I don’t know, Garik, -It's simple - it blooms once every hundred years,
No, we’ll take him, he’s tenacious,
-Garik, do you know that you are promising?
-I know,
-Why don’t I love you?
-I know,
-Bye,
-Where did you get the money?
Den?
-I don't understand what you mean,
-So I just got a ticket?
-I said I won't go, Apparently, the Russian girl decided to give it to you,
-Are you kidding me? You wanted to go to St, Petersburg,
-I'll survive,
I have work, I need to help my family,
Your Akimov is watching,
-Let him look,
By the way, I can’t go either,
I want to spend New Years here,
-Do you want to go to St, Petersburg?
- Well, of course, you need to finish your studies, dad,
What if I suffered for three years in vain?
And then, maybe, even into a master’s program, right? Who knows?
Remember, you have this one there, He had some kind of beard,
Let's call him,
-Damaeva! Why are we sitting?
Where are the robe and slippers? Have you arrived at the sanatorium?
-The doctor said only a blood test,
-Oh, like the first time,
-First time,
-Well, let's run home quickly, collect what you need, I'll warn the doctor,
-Fine,
- Are you going to relax?
Five hundred,
Forgive me,
I can't do that,
Van,,,
Van!
Help! Help!
Dear newlyweds!
Your marriage is registered, you are declared husband and wife,
Congratulate each other,
-Just try to ruin another photo for me, Svistunov,
-Katerina Sanovna! Just say you were wrong and that's it!
-And I was not mistaken, - We made a mistake, It happens,
Even the best of us make mistakes, -And I was not mistaken,
I just didn’t guess that they would be back soon,,,
will come together,
-Three chocolates for you, But we can round it up to a box of chocolates,
- Gosha!
-Listen, I came, well, just,,,
Wait, you,,,
Katerina!