This programme contains depictions of drug abuse,
very strong language
and scenes of a sexual nature,
Please be aware that this programme also contains themes of suicide,
And it's hard, And, erm,,,
Bunny,
Bunny, the pier is burning down,
There's fire engines and police cars
and all these people on the beach are just watching it burn,
The starlings are going mad,
They're screaming, Bun, Libby,
All the little babies are burning in their nests,
I can't bear it, Libby, hey,
it'll be alright, baby,
Don't worry,
I'm scared, Bunny,
I can smell the smoke from here,
When are you coming home?
I need you,
And, Bunny, listen,
There's this guy running round attacking women with a pitchfork,
from up north, Fuck,
Bunny, it's on the telly,
He paints his face red and wears these horns,
Plastic horns, you know? Fuck sake,
Bunny?
Are you off your Tegretol, baby?
Libby, tell me you've been taking the Tegretol,
Turn the TV off, go to bed,
Yeah? Take a sleeping tablet,
Yeah, look, fuck it, take two sleeping tablets,
Get some rest,
I'll be home tomorrow,
Early,
Can't you get home tonight?
I would if I could,
I'm miles and miles away,
Oh, Bunny,
You fucking liar,
You got your hands full there, darlin',
It's my wife,
She suffers from depression,
Who doesn't?
No, It's a medical condition,
She's on medication,
Oh, baby,
She forgets to take her pills,
You know? Mm,
She'll take them now,
She'll be fine after she takes- Hush now, baby,
Call me Bunny,
I'll call you any damn thing you want, sweetie,No,
Call me Bunny,
Ah, Ah,
Yeah, Ah,
I'm fucking Bunny Munro,
# Oh, baby
# It's a commitment
# It's a commitment, baby
# M-M-My wife don't like it
# My wife don't like it!
# It's a commitment, yeah
# We gotta love one another or die, brother
# We gotta love one another or die
# Oh, baby
# Cos it's superglue
# It's superglue
# It's superglue, baby!
# Knock 'em dead
# Knock 'em dead! #
Anything else?
Tea,
Bloody "please" wouldn't hurt, Hold on,
Come here,
Please,
Beautiful,
What? "River,"
That's a fucking beautiful name, Yeah?
My mum called me it, Oh, yeah,Yeah,
Cos I was born near the river,
Huh,Mm, Lucky you weren't born near a toilet,
Guess what my name is,
I'm Bunny, Bunny,Bunny,
Wow, Suddenly River doesn't seem so bad,
Here,
Da-dah,
Now,,,
,,take this, What is it?
Only the finest hand cream known to mankind,
Elastin-rich, Extra relief,
Silky smooth,
You sell this, yeah?
But you can have it, free,
Bloody miraculous stuff,
I'm Alive #
I can give you a demonstration if you like,
# I'm alive!
# And I see things mighty clear today
# I'm alive!
# Mmm
# I'm alive!
# And I'm breathing clean, fresh air today
# I'm alive
# Yes, I am
# And I'm real
# I can taste and touch and see and feel I'm alive
# Mmm
# I'm alive!,,,
# I'm alive
# Yeah
# Hey!,,,
# Baby!,,,
I'm coming, baby!
# I'm alive,,, #
# I'm alive,,,
# I'm alive,,, #
What the fuck? Jesus,
Dad?
Hi, Dad,
What the fuck happened here?
I don't know, I'm sorry,
There are Coco Pops everywhere, Well, don't do that,
What's this? Oh,
That was me, Sorry,
But I didn't break the bulbs,
Where's your mother?
She's locked herself in her room,
She won't come out, Dad,
What? Libby?
Lib?
Libby,
Dad,
did you know that the Sun orbits the galactic centre
at a distance of 26,606- What?
Baby,
Ha!
Hey,
Come on, baby, it's your bunny man,
Open the door,
Open the door!
Libby! Libby!
Hoy! Argh! I've got a key,
Fuck! Argh!
Dad, Libby!
I've got a key, Libby!Dad!
What? I've got a key,
Well, why didn't you say so? Christ,
No
No,
On three, One, two, three,
Do not scratch that now, Got it,
Gently
Make sure her head's in,
Take it slow cos the family's in the next room,
Oh!
Right,
Ready?
Cherry # # Cherry,,,
# Cherry
# Will you love me too?,,, #
Libby Pennington,
Will you marry me?
What?
Libby Pennington- You're drunk,
Ask me in the morning,
I'm not drunk,
And,,,
it is the morning,
Fuck,
Will you honour and obey me?
Fuck, yeah,
Bunny?
Yeah,
Of course,
Wait, Er,,, Wait,
What? What?
What does that say? What?
If you can make it to the mirror,,,
,,you'll find out,
"Extend your loving devotion to all those who know you,,
,,and your righteousness to be upright in heart,
Let not the foot of the proud come against me,
Nor the hand of the wicked drive me away,"
Amen,
My dear family and friends,
thank you for joining us today,
as we celebrate and honour the life of our beloved Libby,
Libby was a cherished member of our community,
full of life and much loved by all,
Although she is no longer with us,,, Bunny,
,,she lives on in our thoughts,
Seen this cunt? And in our hearts,
Libby,,,
was a kind and loving woman,,,
,,with a beautiful son
and a devoted husband,
Each of you here today,,,
may have only known one facet of Libby,
As a family member,
As a friend,
As a mother,
It is only when we shine light on all of these facets
that we may hope to see Libby as a whole person,
If any of Libby's loved ones would,,, care to say a few words?
Oh, yeah,
Motherfucker,
State of it,
He heard me,
Jesus, Bun, are you ready for this?
What's that?
Well, I was just saying- Didn't quite hear,
Didn't catch it, trifle deaf, Piss off,
You're talking to Bunny Munro, babes,
You haven't seen me once I get going,
What you doing?
The,,, The light hurt my eyes,
I think I probably need some cream on them or something,
You alright?
I didn't know where you were, and,,,
They put the coffin in the ground and put the mud on it, so,,,
Fuck, Come on,
I'm sorry, bwana,
Yeah, Sorry, mate,
Alright, fuck face, Jesus, babe, mind your manners,
Sorry, babe, I'm so sorry,
You OK?
Yeah, Er, listen, Bun,
we still heading to your place for the party?
The what?
Well the,,, the after-party, you know,Do you mean my wife's wake?
That's the one, Sorry,
Yeah, yeah, course,
Listen, I'll see you there, yeah,
I just need to,,, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Sure, yeah,
Just stay there for a minute, yeah?
OK, Dad, Screw that, I'm driving,
Oh, and he's fucking serious as well,What you doing?
Erm,,, Mrs Pennington,
Have you any idea how much I despise you?
I know,
But, Mrs Pennington, I,,,
I need your help,
It's, erm,,, Well, it's about your grandson,
I just thought you could look after him for a while,
I can't do it, I don't know how,
The great Bunny Munro,
The problem is, Bunny,,,
,,I look at him and all I can see is you,
And when I see you,
all I can think of is my baby,,,
,,marching up my driveway
with yet another pair of dirty knickers she's found in your car,
I see her alone,,,
,,and scared and broken,
When I see you,,,
,,I see my little baby hanging,
So,,,
,,no?
You were no kind of husband,
Yeah? What about you? Get up, you lazy cunt,
Don't you dare! He's twice the man you'll ever be!
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
You're right,
Can't do this though, can he?
Can he? No? How about this?
You pig!
You disgusting piece of shit! Ah, bollocks,
I was only joking anyway, As if I need YOUR help,
As if I'd leave him with you, my boy,
What you fucking looking at? Get fucked,
You weren't,,, really gonna leave me with,,,
Granny, were you Dad?
No,
Course not,
Oi, oi!
Come on, Kylie! What a tune! X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00,000,MPEGTS:0
Oof! Oh, well, that uh,,,
It was a good service, wasn't it? Yeah, it was alright,Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, it was alright,
Hey, Bun, it's a bit dark in here, in't it mate?
Where have the light bulbs gone? Er,,,
Jesus, babes, the guy's wife's just died,
Do you expect fucking disco ball? Nah, just a fucking light,
Brought a bottle from home, Oh, got the good stuff,
I need a beer,Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, who's got the beer?
George, grab us a pint glass,
-Oh, state of,,, -Yeah, alright, pass them,
Did you get the rum?Anyone want a beer?Oh, babe, I forgot,
Stick a couple in the freezer,Did anyone get ice?
It was a beautiful service, Bunny,
Yeah, Yeah,
Lovely,
Yeah, wicked, Yeah,
In't he cute?
Oh, if you were a couple of years older,
A couple?
Jesus Christ, the boy's nine years old,
Yeah, I know,
I was just saying, Well, don't,
Alright there, check this out,
Think of a country, Any country,
A country? Yeah,
Any country?
Fuck me, this is the easy bit, Yes, any country,
Mongolia, Mongolia,
Alright, Junior, not gonna let your Uncle Poodle down, you know, Right,
What is the capital of Mongolia?
Ulaanbaatar, Get in!Hey!
That's proper, innit, that? "Ubadaba!"
It used to be called Urga,
Told you! Good boy,
Hmm,
You having a laugh?
Sorry, bud,I tell ya, It's a good job I didn't need his lighter,
I can't fucking wait,
Yeah, that's mine right there,
Shut up! Give it back!
Had it for seconds,
Ruthless,
Hit the spot!
Shot Down #
# I thought he was having fun
# Yeah,,, #
Weren't you gonna get me a beer?
Er, I,,,
I forgot, I'm,,, I'm really sorry,
Listen, Why don't you get off to bed, yeah?
Yeah, OK,
Sorry about the beer,
It's fine, Go on,
Fucking hell,
Did you know that Pluto might not even be a planet?
It's part of an asteroid belt called the Kuiper Belt,
Really?
There may even be asteroids bigger than Pluto,
Didn't realise this book would be such a hit,
I love it,
Mum?
Yes, love,
Why did you buy it for me when,,,
it wasn't my birthday or anything?
You know why,
Tell me,
Because I love you to bits, you little nut,
That's why,
Mum?
Why did you,,,
you know,,,?
Rest your eyes now,
I mean, my mum wasn't around all the time,,,
,,when I was growing up, but,,,
but she had to work, you know,
Well she needed to, cos my old man,,,
well, he brought in fuck all,
But I knew that every night, when I heard that door go,,,
,,she'd come up
and kiss me on the cheek goodnight,
And I knew everything would be alright,
A boy needs his daddy, you know,
My dad brought me up on his own, you know,
Pretty much,
Taught me everything I know, Yeah, look how that turned out,
You say another thing about my dad,
Poodle, I'll fucking slap ya, I'm just messing, Bun,
Yeah?I mean, your dad,,,Yeah, ,,a top bloke, you know,
Uh-huh, Yeah,
Fuck it, that's right,
You ain't never seen anything like him,
Fucking,,,
,,cool as cool,
Taught me,,,
everything,
How to do it,
How to be a man,
Hm, That's what a boy needs,
Mm,
Top man,
Right! A joke!
Here we go, here we go,,, Jokey-wokey! Before I tell you,,,
Here we go!
Ooh,Now you'll forgive me, ladies, if this is offensive,
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died,
That was a good one, Dad,
I haven't heard that one before,
Alright, Bunny Boy?
Yeah, s-shall we,,,
Do you want,,, Do you wanna,,, Do you wanna get back to bed?
Come on, darlin',
Come on, sweetheart, let's get you back to bed,Dad?Sweetheart,
Dad?
You're alright, love, Come on, let's read you a little story,
What you doing?
Oh, just something to take your mind off it all,
OK?
OK,
Where is everybody?
Oh, they said to say goodbye,
,,,a horned-assailant terrorises female shoppers,
Though police arrived swiftly at the scene,
the man the media have dubbed "The Horned Killer"
had already disappeared,
leaving his victims shocked, scared and traumatised,
This is the fourth such incident in recent days,,,Here we go,
,,beginning in Newcastle, continuing in Middlesbrough
and Bradford, and now Sheffield, Good, yeah?Yeah,
Good, good,If there's any method,,, He's getting closer,
Shh,,,to the horn killer madness, it seems to be this,
He's heading south,
Who the fuck are you?
We're from Social Services, Mr Munro,
We've come to have a word about,,, your son,
I appreciate the place is in a bit of a state,
It was my wife's funeral yesterday,
and a,,, a few dear friends came back for,,,
for the,,, Well, it was less of a,,,
a wake, more of a celebration of her life,,,
really,
Mr Munro, we've been asked to carry out an assessment,
OK, what are you assessing?
There's been a number of concerns raised by the school,
one of which is your son's lack of attendance,
OK, Well,
his mother's just died, Yeah?
So, maybe he's missed a few days reading about here's Peter,
here's Jane, here's a fucking dog called Spot,
but I wouldn't worry, I mean, the kid is,,,
bright as a,,, Too bright, sometimes,
I think,Your son hasn't attended school in three months,
What?
Mr Munro, we need to consider whether this is the best environment
for a young boy AND whether there might be a better option,
What the fuck are you talking about?
Mr Munro, where is your son?
He's in his room,
We'd like to check that he's OK, My son? Course he's OK,
We'd like to check,
Alright, Junior!
Yeah? Come out here,
See? He's fine,
Hello there,
Why don't you come and take a seat?
Here you are, I'll show you something,
Worried about school? Watch this,
Name a country, any country,
Erm,,,
England,
Yeah,
Junior, what's the capital of,,, England?
London,
Well, if you will say fucking England,
And how you doing, little man? What you doing to him?
What are you looking for?
Why don't you tell me what you had for breakfast?
Nothing,Jesus, it's first thing in the morning, I'm gonna feed him,
There's no need to whip him off to the orphanage just yet,
Are they gonna take me away, Dad?
No, of course they're not gonna take you away,
Family Court, yeah,
What's she doing? Who's she phoning?
Who you phoning?Mr Munro- Bunny, I'm fucking Bunny Munro,
and I'm a good fucking dad, and the boy's fine, and I'm fine,
and we're fine, We're just,,,
Yeah,
We are grieving,
OK?
So, if,,, if,,,
you don't mind, I think it's time that-Hey, Bunny, are you sore?
I've got right into yoga,
Last time I shagged Poodle, he said I near took his dick off,
Hiya,
Yeah,
OK, alright,
Fair enough,
Be My Enemy #
But you said they wouldn't take me away,
They're fucking not, We're getting out of here,
You and me? Yes, Who else? Me and you,
Mr Munro!
Argh! Dad?
Mr Munro, open the door!
# Well, the dawn is howling
# And the mainframe shakes,,,
Junior, come back!
Come, On, Junior!
Mr Munro! Junior! Junior!
Argh! What's up?
Mr Munro, this isn't helping you! I think,,,
I think my eyes are getting worse,
Mum used to put special cream on them to-Alright,Mr Munro!
Alright?
Yeah! Let's get out of here,
Yeah, Let's get the fuck out of here!
# I'm gonna put them in a gun, man
# Point it at your head
# Because you stole all my friends
# And you gave me the buffalo blues
# Mm, well, if you'll be my enemy
# I'll be your enemy too
# Now from the slime on your tongue to the nails on your toes
# From the scales on your skin to the stains on your clothes
# You're gonna have to make me do something
# That I do not want to do
# But if you will be my enemy
# I'll be your enemy too,,,
# But I will put right this disgrace
# I will rearrange you
# Cos if you'll be my enemy
# I'll be your enemy too
# Mm, if you'll be my enemy
# I'll be your enemy too
# Be my enemy!
# Whoo!
# Be my enemy
# Whoo!
# Whoo! #
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