رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال
-Dear listeners, dear listeners,
If you are a parent of a slightly picky teenager, turn up
the volume on your radio, our book will surely speak to you,
I am delighted to welcome you
in "One day, a book",
Emma Renaud, you are a psychologist
and author of a funny and fierce novel
on your relationship with your 14 year old daughter, Lila,
Best seller in various countries, How to explain this success ?
-I don't know,,, It must affect people,
I may have succeeded in relieving guilt
some parents who won't go as far as me,
-I who read it,
I am relieved of the guilt,
- So much the better, or too bad!
You will dare to say: "I'm sick of my child,
The best time is when he's sleeping, "
-Yes, -Here, well done,
-You talk about education,
That is what matters ?
-Yes, it's essential,
We think we will do better than the others, than our parents,
Faced with the problem, we do not
know who we will be, We do not know,
I thought I would be a great mother,
-You are great,
Almost,,, In any case, you are "adorable",
-Thank you,
Happy music
رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال
Ah! -Cannon, eh?
-Not bad, -You offer it to me?
-Lila,,,
-Please, mom I love more than anything,
-Of course,,, Lila, you've already had five birthday presents,
Okay, -Thank you !
Listen, this is your music, It's a sign !
Oh thank you !
-To Lila! -Wouh!
- Here, mom, the cup, We're going to drink,
Girls, I'll serve you some orange juice,
Here, Lila,
We're going to drink,
Here, Fred, take a picture,
- Aren't we expecting dad? -No, he's late,
-OK, cheese!
-CHEESE!
Door slam - It must be daddy,
-After 3 years, wouldn't you take back his keys?
- I keep telling him,
-I have already taken 3 keychains, it's useless,
-He's there, -Excuse me, I am late,
-Happy Birthday ! - Yeah!
-Hip, hip, hip! -Hourra!
-Come on, open your present,
-What is that ?
-Thank you, you are the most awesome parents in the world!
Thank you,
-It's easy when you have a child as adorable as you,
-Thank you,
-Mum, No comment,
-But,,, I didn't say anything,
-She may be like that
thanks to 14 years of communication and listening,
-I don't doubt it, my dear,
I wish you
long years of happiness,
Than adolescence
is not hereditary,
-Thanks Mom, -To Lila,
Happy music
,,,
-Goodbye Mom, -Kisses my dear,
See you tonight, -See you tonight !
-I would give him a pie,
but I respect cakes too much,
I am on the verge of depression,
A telephone rings, - I understand, Mrs, Gonzalez,
Excuse me, -You're welcome,
-No, no, you shouldn't say that, You are just married,
You are married to a man
with which you live, work and suffer,
So between the flour and the quilt, you have to find your space,
He is not paying attention
to your desires, to your needs?
-Not at all,
-But you assured me that you love him,
The phone is ringing,
-Yes of course,
But he's so,,, -Excuse me,
Your two neuroses
do not walk together, but tolerate each other,
-I would like him to be,,,
The phone is ringing,
-A concern ? -It's Lila, do you mind?
-You're welcome,
-Yes ? *-Mum ?
-I'm in full consultation,
* -I don't want to go to the swimming pool,
Can you send an email to the principal?
-Good news, you're not in sugar,
You're not going to melt,
I kiss you, See you later,
Excuse me, Where were we?
What have you done
to watch you?
- I no longer washed his clothes, no longer prepared to eat,
no longer makes love,,,
-We are not there, It's only negative,
You forgot the principle of therapy:
"Communicate, but not strike",
So today, we are going to innovate,
You will go out of the frame
and deprogram cellular information,
I will allow myself,
How long has it been since you last gave her a blowjob?
"One pipe a day", eh,
-Ah yes, It is true that it goes back a little,
-It's time, See you next week,
-Already? -It's passing quickly,
-Thank you so much,
-See you next week, -Thank you so much,
-Goodbye,
-I hope the teacher is sick, - Or dead and buried,
Fortunately, we have 2 hours of sport,
-It's okay ?
Romantic music
رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال
-It's okay ? -I have a lump in my stomach,
-What's wrong ? Come near me,
Oh, my darling, come on, my beauty,
Come here,
What is happening ?
- Do you think I'm pretty?
-I think you're beautiful, I am certainly not the only one,
-I love you so much, -Me more,
-Not me anymore, -Not me anymore,
-Equality? -Okay,
But me more,
-I could not live without you,
-Do you have something else to ask me?
-No, it's okay, -No ?
So, are we going to bed? -Yes,
-Your ball is gone? -Yes, it has shrunk a bit,
-Come on, sleep well,
Sweet Dreams,
-My mother yelled at me yesterday because I was on my phone,
Isn't your mother yelling at you? -No, she's cool,
It's him,
Hi,
-Hi, Is it you that I helped?
Glad to see you standing, -Friendly,
-Well,,,
-Good piece, right? -Yeah,
it's Romeo and Juliet,
I'll be auditioning soon,
- Are you going to DJ J,V,'s party on Saturday?
- Obviously, Everyone goes there, You too ?
-I do not know yet, I'm wondering,
-Hi,
-Good come on, hurry,
Do you want a tissue ?
-Why ? -To wipe off your slime,
The doorbell rings,
Hurry, we have Delplanque, -I hate him,
Please, Everyone is going to this party,
She's super private,
You can trust me,
The proof, I could have gone to sleep with
a friend and gone neither seen nor known,
But I didn't,
-I hope so ! No, but I'm dreaming,
Who is everyone?
I hate this concept from everyone,
What does it mean ?
When it's everyone, it's nobody,
Is she going, Margaux?
-Everyone except Margaux, But you know Margaux,
-And?
-I beg you, I've got to go,
Just Friday, It's the evening of the year,
In addition, DJ J,V, will be there,
-I do not know, Who is DJ J,V,?
- Mom, seriously?
It's the best, the most amazing, the coolest,
Look, I have the invitation, Lily,
-My doll, stop insisting,
You know it's easier for me to say yes to you than no,
I always tell you yes, Well, often,
-But say yes, then, Say yes,
-I am your mother, I must protect you,
You don't go clubbing at 14, What will you do at 16?
There is an age for everything, Besides, it's written,
"Forbidden to under 16s," It's not a matter of trust,
This is how I see it,
Will you say yes to your daughter if she asks you that?
You will say yes to everything, I tell you no, because I love you,
-It's as if I prevented you from going to Amir's concert,
It's the event of the year, -It has nothing to do,
No one will stop me from going to the concert,
I am an adult,
-You are jubilant about wasting my life,
The door opens,
-What are you doing ? Get up, honey!
You're gonna be late for school, - I'm not going, I'm going on strike,
-What?
-I will go to school
if you let me out, If you refuse, my life is ruined,
I will have more friends, I will repeat
all because of you, -Of course,
You know what ? It's up to you,
I respect him,
I am calm, and I respect the decisions of others,
I remind you that you are not old enough
to decide on your own, but I remain zen,
My child is a person who is not me,
So, have a nice day, Lila,
A baby is crying,
-Hello, Isa, are you okay? -Hello, Yeah,
- Is she there, mom? -Yes,
-Is that so, I'll come back later,
-What's that head?
Between,
What's the matter ? -That's it, Lila is a teenager,
She wants to go clubbing,
-Alleluia!
-Mum,
-I said nothing,
She had to take a little bit of her mother,
-How are you ? -The full shape,
I celebrated my 12th night without sleeping with your nephew who is making a dent,
I have no maternal instincts,
-Leave him alone, Throw him in the nursery,
-No, otherwise I'll take it back,
Okay, let's not let ourselves down,
We're going to Amir's concert!
- Yeah! -Finally an evening without a baby,
-It looks like we all have an angel -I'm going,
I have lots of patients, Kisses!
Bye Madam, Goodbye,
- Looks like it's you
- Frankly, Lila, going clubbing at 14 is rubbish,
- I'm going to drive her crazy, she'll give in,
-With your mother, it will work better if you are communicative,
-I've been like this for 14 years and she doesn't want to hear anything,
-It sucks to become boring,
-I don't find that bad, -We talk about it after the interview,
-Why not now ? -After the interro,
- Hurry up,
Yes ?
-It's not the subject we had to study,
-And? -We had to study metals,
you cannot change the subject,
Guys ? -Lila, principal,
-Why ? -At once,
The others, stay seated,
-Thank you for telling me, Sophie, Lila campaigned again,
I'm sorry for her, See you later, Thank you,
There is a knock on the door, -Come in,
-No, I swear,,,
Just two minutes, It's urgent,
-What is it again ?
-I have the jingle of the century,
-We said you would stop disembarking like that,
You promised to stop, -I have the jingle,,,
-A patient is waiting for me,
-I have the jingle of the century!
-As usual,
-If you don't approve, I'm paralyzed,
-Okay, -You are the quintessence
of the housewife under 50 years old,
40 years, 30,
-It is a compliment ?
-Yes,
-Great,
-Good then,,,
It's reggae, okay? -HM hm,
-I like its taste I like its smell
I like to lick it
Suck it
I like the taste I like the smell
On a spoon,,,
Or on your behind Pow! Pow!
So ? It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's awesome, eh? -Uh,,,
Yeah, I don't know, It's particular,
It's,,, -The genius, It's chocolate,
-Uh,,, Yes, but you see the picture? Chocolate,
ass, -Yes,
-If that's what sells,,, -You got it all,
Well, I told you
two minutes, Thank you,
-You don't find Lila difficult at the moment?
The school called me again,
-Why ? -Nothing serious,
She campaigned again,
If she asks you out on Friday, no,
-Me, I would have said yes, You did well,
- I don't want her to be dredged up or drugged without her knowing,
-Violate, while we're at it,
-Yes, rape, Considering what's going on, you never know,
Do what I ask you, -I always do,
-Yeah, that's it,
-Victor, what a surprise!
-Anne! I'll leave you, you'll break some sugar on my back,
-I'll do it for sure,
-Good to see you, -Great,
Go! Sorry, -Victor?
Go get your daughter at the dance,
-Do not worry, -So ?
-You don't have a patient waiting for you?
-You run away from the discussion,
- Can you close the door?
-What's his name ? -Hugo, he's the most beautiful,
-Hi girls,
-Your father, Ciao, -Kisses,
-Hi, Nina,
Goodbye,
It's okay ? Shall we kiss his daddy more?
So, this day? -It's okay,
I visited the principal because of the chemistry teacher,
I have no detention, the principal agrees,
-I know, your mother told me,
Do you have to campaign for everything? -I'm a delegate,
-Oh yes it's true,
So what about dancing? -Yeah,,,
- Are we talking or are you moaning?
-I'm moaning about Friday because you do as mom wants,
you're his doggie,
-Woof woof,
Well, What's his name ?
-Uh,,,
-That's what I was telling myself,
Sweetie,
You take care of yourself, my doll, eh,
-OKAY, -Here,
-What is that ? -It's called a contract,
Maybe I can help you,
Suggest to your mother, It doesn't say that it works,
but you can try,
Motus, It's between you and me,
-It's hard,
-You want to go out, yes or no?
-Yes, but,,, -Well there you go, Contract,
Thanks WHO ? -Thank you dad,
-Bisou,
The door opens, -Hi, I'm here,
My darling, don't leave your shoes lying around,
-Hello Mom,
-Was it really dancing? -Very well,
Here, -What's this ?
Contract ? Wow!
-It's more than that, It's the business of your life,
- "I promise to do my homework,,,
Don't let it hang around anymore
my towel on the floor,
The toothpaste,,, "The dishes every night?
"And not to piss off mom for 8 months,"
Sorry, but I won't change my mind,
-Serious? -Yes,
-But Mom,
my life depends on it, I have to go out on Friday,
-If he really likes you,
he will be happy to see you during the day or to come here,
- But that has nothing to do with it, You are a tyrant,
I'll call dad, -That's it, call him,
And if you want to start joint
custody again, I'm not against it,
-It pisses me off to move, I see it all the time,
-I'm going to blame your bad mood on your hormones,
I'll get ready for my concert,
Remember your grandmother, she couldn't reach you,
And take off your shoes,
- "I am raising my daughter in communication,"
You speak !
Applause and screams from the crowd
,,,
-I'm sorry, I had a hard time,
I'm so excited,
-It does not pass, -What do you mean ?
-To go there, -But I bought my ticket,
-It does not pass, go there,
-There is a problem with the barcode,
-Yes, it does not pass, -What do you mean ?
I bought the ticket!
-ID card, -Thank you,
The concert begins,
Where is she ? It's not possible !
I do not have it,
I changed my bag, it's absurd,
Sir, please,
Amir, he's my cousin, I surprise him,
If I'm not there, he'll be disappointed,
And it's my sister's birthday, You're welcome,
I beg you, it's impossible not to go,
-No ticket, no entry,
-Looked,
A telephone rings,
-It's me ?
Emma,
-No,
-Yes, -No !
-Yes, Hello?
Emma?
She's crying,
,,,
-Hi,
-How are you darling ? -It's okay,
Was it your concert? -No, Worst night of my life,
I could not enter, my ticket was refused,
-Oh yeah ? It's stupid, -As you say,
-I'm sorry, -That's nice thanks,
-The others were able to enter? -Everyone has entered,
Do you want tea ? -No, it's okay,
It's sad, but at least you see what it feels like
when everyone is going except you,
-Yes, it's true,
-Can I have cereal?
-I'm ashamed to suspect her,
- I will never hold out until my teenage years,
-If she really did that, I have 2-3 ideas
which will take away any desire to start over,
Your sister, with your experience, did not have a teenage crisis,
-I should have, I am still in my mother's skirts,
-I became a shrink because of you,
I will do the reverse,
I'll let it go, I'm gonna be cool, fuck it,
It's just suspicion,
-As you wish, If I were you, I would be vigilant,
Your daughter is angry about this party affair,
and an angry teenager can be unpredictable,
- Did she say something to you?
-Nothing,
I'm going to go shopping for your father's birthday,
Do you really want to come to dinner? -Yes !
-We would not make a restaurant?
-No, -Mum !
-I'm tired of being your slave, -Here,
It's exactly that,
I'll be my kid's slave,
-Oh,,,, Are you ok, Isa?
-No, -I invited Victor,
-But you're not possible!
Laugh But why do you laugh?
You could have asked me if it bothered me,
I don't want to see Victor all the time,
-Whatever I say, I piss you off,
- Mom, she's right,
The engine is running,
-Lila, are you in pajamas?
-Yes, So i can go to bed
like babies, after dinner,
-That's enough, go get dressed, -No,
-Lila, your mother is right,
With respect to your grandparents, that would be more respectful,
-No,
-So, I understand your anger,
but I do not intend to answer it,
So, you can stay in your pajamas, if it's fun,
-Don't talk to me like you stupid patients,
-You speak to me otherwise,
-You have finished ?
-We will go in slippers,
-Very funny, -As funny as you,
-Well,
You know how much your mother and I are for soft methods,
who advocate communication,
Your mother made me read a Scandinavian study
which advocates talking to children,,,
-Oh no, You're not gonna talk to me about sex,
I promise you, I'm not sleeping, -I hope !
-So, when you were conceived, your mother had,,,
-Some kind of libido surge,
-Don't tell me about your sex life,
-According to the study, the fact of having received in my womb,
repeated blows of,,,
Anyway,
It could have caused a disturbance
during this sweet moment of gestation,
That would explain that unconsciously,,, -I'm not listening!
- Sorry, my doll for this occasional inconvenience,,,
Bital, -Here, sorry for the inconvenience,
-But you are nuts!
I forgive you if you let me out,
-It didn't work,
-What? -Swedish say
that if the child is not receptive, it is because he has not suffered,
You're not boring because of the,,,
From your father,
At least we will have tried,
What did you want to tell me?
-Don't you think Isabelle is weird?
-Weird? Weird how?
-She doesn't want to make love anymore, It is not normal,
-Ah that,,, -My love, gift,
I think he pooped,
-Your husband is worried, Is there no more fire in your panties?
-What? Did he tell you that? -Mmh,
-He is swollen! What time do I put it on fire?
- I don't know, -In the living room with mom?
I'm fed up, This kid is not a year old
he's ruining my life already, -My poor,,,
-Hi, aunty, -Hi,
You want something ? -Surely,
-I would like you to explain to him
that today's young people go clubbing at 14 years old,
I die if I don't go, - Don't worry, we don't die so quickly,
-Steal your mother's keys and go!
It will save you from paying the taxi with your money,
-Thank you for helping me, it's lovely,
-Mum !
-Oh, I'm good ! If we can joke any more,
-Very funny,
-Lila, are you coming to help me?
We'll sit down to dinner in two minutes, Everyone is clearing something,
Intriguing music
,,,
-Surprise, I was 14 years old before you, You ride,
We will speak about it tomorrow,
Intriguing music
,,,
-What's the matter ? -Sorry,
I was stupid, I haven't thought about it,
I really wanted to go,
I know I'm boring, But I love you so much,
Shall we drink in peace?
-I dunno, -Please,
-Do you realize what you were going to do?
Do you realize that? -Yes,
-Can I trust you after that?
-Yes,
-So, we erase? -Yes,
- At peace,
-Thanks Mom, My life is screwed up, but I get it,
-Stop saying that, Your life is not ruined,
You are a bit boring sometimes,
-Good night, -Good night,
-And don't tell dad,
-We'll see,
Sneeze
-Good evening,
Cheers
My God,,,
Nightclub atmosphere
,,,
I am so happy, -Me too,
,,,
-OH MY GOD !
,,,
-He's there,
Wish me good luck, -Good luck,
,,,
-I don't think he's coming,
-Sorry, Ah, hi, -Hi, You could have come,
-Yeah,
-Awesome,
-I'm breaking, suddenly,
-Nice T-shirt, -Thank you,
-Do you want something to drink ?
-A Coke, -Really ?
-Yes,
-OKAY,
Two Coke, please,
Nice atmosphere, -Yeah,
DJ J,V, mixing at what time?
-In an hour, -OKAY,
-You have to come home soon?
-No, just like that,
,,,
80s pop music
- Something's going on, are we going? -Yes,
,,,
* -Those who made the wall like Emma are raising their arms,
Cheers from the crowd
80s pop music
,,,
- You too, have you made the wall?
We're going home, Take your things,
,,,
Little bitch!
-My doll,,, Well, that's okay, eh?
-Never, I will forgive you, -That's the art of teens,
Executioners, they become victims,
-I am the victim!
-No it's me, You drugged me,
-It was just a sleeping pill,
Don't say it's serious, you did the same to your parents,
-Ask your grandmother what I got as a punishment,
It would have calmed you down,
I have always been adorable to you,
I was understanding, What are you doing to me?
-You've made me feel ashamed of my life, is that nice?
- I did not shame you, If I had wanted to shame you,
I would have put on sequin shorts
and I would have shown my breasts,
My mother would have done that,
So that you don't want to
to start again,
you are deprived of going out
until the end of the year, -It's disgusting !
You were against punishment,
-It's not that, it's a protection,
I have another idea,
Where is he ?
Ah! It's your new phone, You'll see, we love it,
It's a bit medieval, but,,, Give your phone,
I'll put the sim card,
Give the !
You give me your cell phone,
- Leave it to me at least until tomorrow,
-You will quickly get used to it,
The door slams violently,
Here, It's not tactile, You have to press the keys,
She screams,
-You see, it's handy to have double the keys,
-Thanks for coming, -Is she up there?
-Yes, -Tell me, It's your mother
who inspired you?
-Nothing to see, why are you telling me about my mother?
It is a Scandinavian method of conflict management,
-Scandinavian?
-My mother was cruel, I chose humor,
I taught him a lesson, -Your mother said that too,
I'm going to see her, - Go take care of your daughter,
-I hate you, you bastard, Take this in your face!
-It's good, great, Keep on going !
It's important that it comes out,
Go ahead, keep going, Come on, again,
Hold on, The problem is, you type like that,
When you hit, it's with the dish there,
Take this, take this, Go again,
But be careful, you don't insult your mother,
Go ahead, Here !
Okay,,, Not smart, huh?
You're not supposed to reproduce your mother's nonsense,
SMS ringtone
What's this ? -But bug, how does it work?
-Your mother spoiled you with that, It's vintage,,, Oh yes, sorry,
So,,,
It's Margaux saying there's a
video of your mom on YouTube,
-Your phone, dad, quickly! Give!
Give! -Yes !
Here,
Cheers
-Here, look,
She's screaming,
-Waouh, there's the choreography and all!
-Give! -Wait, Lila!
Lila, no! No, Lila!
-I hate her,
-No, Lila!
- You were filmed, look,
-What do you mean ? -Dance,
-It's delusional,
-You are ruining my life,
You are a dirty hypocrite,
If I have a daughter
I will never do that to him,
Me, I'll be nice, I'll be super nice,
-Repeat what you just said? Am I not nice?
Am I a dirty hypocrite?
You piss me off, Here,
It's clear ? -She sleeps at my place this weekend,
-Go and sleep with your father, -Let's go,
-I'm going to sleep, I drank half of your glass,
-Yeah,
-The video went around the Net,
The teenagers giggle,
80s pop music
-Lila? Lila!
-You shouldn't stay with me, It's going to be the loose one,
-Are you stupid or what? I do not care,
One day popular, one day banned, who cares,
- "Me myself and I", how are you?
-Band of crazy people, Lila's phone rings,
-What's that noise ?
-Shit,
Besides, she's my mother, -Is there a problem, you?
Does it make you laugh ? Nothing classier than vintage,
Bunch of morons,
It's okay, have you seen it?
- Stop denying, mom,
I know you told him about the sleeping pills,
Do you want to start war in my house?
-I swear I don't remember,
Do you think I have Alzheimer's?
Enraged cry
Did she tell you I told her about it?
-No, but I know, Why did you do this to me, mom?
-It is not me !
In any case, well done for the disco,
You blew me away,
-How's that, bravo?
I swore to myself
to be different from you,
But look at me,
I do the same,
My daughter drugs me and I go crazy,
Instead of just going to get it, no, I danced,
Like a bitch,
Like a hysteric,
Why ? I don't understand why I reacted like that,
Like you, I sucked,
-It's not that bad to be a bit like me,
I know you blame me for sabotaging you a few times,
But I had no choice,
I had to get you back on the right track,
-We always have the choice,
We have already talked about it 100 times,
You think you're right, I think you've gone too far,
You could have listened to me, talked to me, shown patience,
-HM hm,
Like you the other night,
Sad music
,,,
A door slams,
Sad music
,,,
-I bet she forgot to weigh her vegetables,
-I'm old, but not deaf,
-Excuse me, I,,,
Sorry, You are not old,
I love old people, I loved my grandmother,
And then, we,,, laugh
We have the right to forget to weigh our vegetables, right?
I may have forgotten too,
Excuse me again, You are beautiful,
-Good, I will help you, Mrs, Maréchal,
-We will help you, Mrs, Maréchal, eh?
Hop! There you go,
-23,50 euros,
-Thank you, -Hold,
-Have a good day,
-I am ashamed, Sorry, I was in a hurry,
I thought she would never make it, That's why I said that,
-It still works,
-Ah, it's not just me, okay,
-I don't know what I liked best,
your choreo, or the head of your club girl,
-It's not true !
Oh no,,,
Did you see the video?
Shame,
My daughter hates me,
-I'm Jules Verne,
-Ah, Jules Verne?
-Not the real one, -I imagine,
- My name is Jules, but not Verne,
DJ J,V, It's me, -Ah, DJ J,V,!
Ah yes, delighted, -Nice to meet you,
-I am Emma Renaud, psychologist in Saint-Gilles,
Non-violent, I try, anyway,
-Good, I'll leave you alone,
-My daughter adores you,
-Thank you, And your husband ?
-My husband ?
No, there is no husband, Here,
-OKAY, Tonight, I'm mixing in private, I test things,
if you want to pass, that would make me happy,
-It's nice, but I can't,
-It's a shame, there are DJ Victor Hugo and DJ Balzac,
-Ah yes,
-It's a joke, They don't exist,
-I am completely,,,
-Goodbye,
-And your wife will be there?
-Ah, I've been separated for six months,
No children, friendly, loyal,
Besides, I'll help you with your bags,
Well,,,
-Do you like opera?
-Yes,
-I see nothing suspicious, -Is that so ?
You are sure ?
-You have changed detergent
or food? -No no,
-Your itching is not constant,
We must determine
when they appear,
-It depends, a lot, Sometimes not, sometimes all the time,
- Do you have children?
-Yes, a 14 year old girl, -That's what I was afraid of,
We have an epidemic right now,
You have an acute form of Urna Morbida Magne Puer,
-It's serious ?
-You are allergic to your daughter,
-He?
- You just have to wait until she comes out of adolescence,
-Is that not lice? -No, it's not lice,
- I have to let go of the Hugo affair, right?
-Yeah, - Am I kidding?
-HM hm,
-I am unbearable ? -HM hm,
- I don't know what I find in him,
-Me neither,
- Do you find it ugly?
-No, neutral, -Oh yeah ?
-You hang on to a guy who isn't looking at you,
The greatest quality of the man of your
life is that you are the woman of his life,
-You're right,
Fuck Hugo,
-Hi, It's okay ?
Have you seen Jules Verne's comment on your mother?
-No, what else?
- "That is the absolute class,"
-Oh yeah ?
-Y had 32,000 likes in one night,
-Serious?
-Yeah, I'll leave you, I have class, We see each other quickly,
-Lila?
-He stopped to kiss me!
Isn't that a good sign? -He is interested in J, Verne, yes,
-He should think I'm 16,
-Here we go again, It's not a question of age,
If he likes you, he likes you,
Stop messing around now? And you reconcile with your mother,
-You're right,
-It's okay ? -Shhh, your daughter is here,
-No, it's not good, Think two seconds,
-I did something stupid, but I killed nobody,
-Are you playing the dumb or are you really dumb?
-Admit, you're happy that I finally piss her off,
-Not at all, Because you overstep the line,
And I'm sad for her,
I swear if I had been in your mother's shoes I
would have found a fierce way to make you feel
what you did to him,
-Well, what do I do?
-You sincerely beg her to forgive you,
-Mom, I think you,,, What did you take?
- What you told me,
-It's not that one, it's the 23rd, I think,
- Sorry, I'm confused, -We are coming, madam,
Emilie Gassin: "Hard Enough"
,,,
- Sorry for drugging you,
I don't like us to argue,
But it's that I,,, -You what?
-I love you,
I'm sorry for everything,
I was mean and horrible,
,,,
-Hold on,
,,,
Here, I'll give it back to you, But,,, no way out,
-Thanks anyway, Thank you,
-Ahem,,,
A certain Jules Verne,
but who does not seem crazy,
is at the reception,
-What?
-Hum? Explanations?
-There is no explanation,
I don't have to tell you about all the people I meet,
-You inflate me with your daughter,
but you're not talking to me about the essentials?
-He's a guy I met at the supermarket, we talked,
-And how did he get your address?
-I told him my name and that I was a shrink in Saint-Gilles,
-He's smart, It excites me, Do you think he knows 80 positions?
- Calm down, you nymphomaniac,
Can he go up?
-Yeah, -No, I'll go downstairs,
Wait, wait!
I put on a little lipstick,
-You're hot, -You speak,
Hello, What are you doing here ?
-I want to invite you to dance on my next single,
-Are you kinding me ? -Yeah,
To make amends, do you want to have dinner with me on Saturday?
-Ah yes ? I don't know, that's nice,
With pleasure, -Here,
-And thank you, thanks to you,
my daughter became popular overnight,
-Oh yeah ? It gives you idea
of what I could do in several nights,
-With my daughter ?
-Well no, with you,
OKAY,,,
Well, see you Saturday,
-See you Saturday,
-I think I managed, -It wasn't hard,
-Hold on,
There's Hugo, I'm going, OK?
Hi, -Hi,
- Are you waiting for the audition?
-Yes, I'll go after, I am a little stressed,
-I understand,
-You pass it too?
-No, I was passing by chance, -Ah OK,
We see each other on Saturday ? We're going bowling with some friends,
-Ben,,, Yeah, yeah,
- Yeah? Friendly,
-You want me to make you repeat? -Yeah,
It's nice,
-You're not kidding, are you?
This is the first time that I have read a play aloud,
-Hi it's me, -Hello, it's us!
-Are you there?
Did you have to come? -No,
-Mum,
guess who was chosen to play Juliet
in the high school room? -What do you mean ?
Did you know she was auditioning?
-No, but she wanted to tell me,
-And the phone?
-No, -No,
-I had a friend rehearse and I was chosen,
-Ah yes ? When are these rehearsals?
-Tuesday and Thursday, from 6 p,m, to 9 p,m,
-Well no, It's no, You're deprived of going out,
-Emma, ​​these are not outings,
These are repetitions,
-Victor, no it's no,
-If my parents had supported me for music,
I wouldn't compose jingles, I would be Jean-Jacques Goldman,
-No, Goldman, there's only one, Ultimately, Jean-Jacques Silverman,
-Who ?
-Gold, silver, -OKAY,,,
-You're my Goldman, -Yes my darling,
Either way, I said yes,
-Victor, damn,,,
We agreed to an exemplary punishment,
We had to be united,
- Mom, I'm begging you,
I have to do this piece, It is my vocation,
-That's his vocation, -Your vocation?
Does it come out like that? Do you want to play Juliet?
-For the love of the theater, she is motivated,
We are not going to miss an actress!
-You get drunk, 9:15 p,m,, you're at home,
-Thank you ! -Yes!
Okay, give mom a kiss,
To thank her,
-Thank you ! -An actress in the family,
-Where are you ? * -At the bar near the school,
Come on, let's go bowling in 10 minutes,
-Hugo is already there? *-Yeah,
He's still with that bitch Carla,
-But,,, are they dating? *-Not yet,
But if you don't happen, it risks, -Ok I leave you, We remember,
*-Come over here,
A door opens,
- Can I put some? -No, it cost me a fortune,
-You are beautiful, -Thank you,
-You leave ? -Yes,
-With whom ?
-With Jules Verne,
-Very funny,
-What?
-You do not know him,
And, I'm not mean,
but he's a star, and you're over 20,
-Sympa, you're adorable, Thank you for coming,
-And,,, what time are you coming home?
-Well I don't know,
Why Jules Verne?
-Because Julio Iglesias was already taken, so there you go,
-And Julius Caesar, it was pretentious,
- Yeah, absolutely,
-And why DJ?
-Jules Verne had already taken up a writer,
No, I've been passionate about music since I was little,
I left school when I was 16, -Ah OK,
-And you, why a psychologist?
-Because a singer, I don't have a musical ear,
and I sing very out of tune,
And I am a psychopath,
I dunno,
maybe unconsciously, it reassures me
to see people who have bigger problems than mine,
-Perhaps,
Won't you come and listen to me? -No, that's nice,
-According to my young audience, I'm not bad,
-I know, my daughter says you're a star,
-Oh yeah ? -Yes, she adores you,
I must not delay, I do not want her to
make the wall to come and listen to you,
If she comes, I'll call you, I don't want to miss a choreo,
Laughs
-Good evening, -Good evening,
Loud muted music
- I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore,
,,,
Someone is throwing up, -Ah, yucky!
Electro music
,,,
-You get away!
Get out!
Get out! ,,,
Are you kidding me ? Are you kidding me ?
What is this mess ?
I'll give you 3 minutes for your friends to clear,
And 30 minutes to clean up the mess!
If I wasn't nonviolent, I'd screw your jaw out,
No need to look at me like that!
Get out!
-Good night, Hi, -Courage, eh,
Sad music
,,,
- I'll help you tidy up,
You did strong anyway, -Yeah,
-It was stupid, but nice,
-Yeah,
-Come on Lila, she's cool your mother,
My mother would have gouged out my eyes in front of my friends,
So, shall we get started?
- Here, here and there!
Scream of rage
,,,
Sobs
Scream of rage
-Here, we see the number of children we will have,
- Quite? And how many are there? -Three,
- Must be in good shape!
Victor's phone rings,
It's Emma, - Don't pick up,
-Hold on, Yes ?
-It's your daughter, she had a party,
She massacred my living room,
-No ? You want me to come ?
* -I prefer, I'm going to blow his face off,
-I arrive, Calm down,
-How do I "arrive"? You laugh ?
Tell her that you're with me and that you'll take care of it later,
-Uh no, Do you slam the door on your way out?
-Do you realize what you did?
-I didn't disobey you, -You're kidding ?
- You deprived me of an exit, no entry,
-Are you kidding me ?
Have you seen this carnage?
Have you seen the carnage?
The table, the parquet?
What about my sofa? My sofa !
-Take it easy, You always say that the material is not important,
-He's fucked up,
You screwed up my couch,
-It's just a spot and a hole,
-It's my life, this sofa,
He saw me born, I listened to Queen on it,
It's Freddy Mercury that sofa,
-It's not okay ?
- You would have said to me: "Mom, excuse me,
because I fucked up,
I wanted to see my girlfriends, "I would have understood,
There you are declaring war on me,
-Oh there,,,
What is happening ? He chuckles,
-She is crazy, -Excuse me, it's nervous,
-We must have missed something, I leave you with your father,
-Emma,,,
What did you do, Lila?
-Me, I would have smashed his face
in front of his acne-filled friends,
I would have made her pick up the sheaves of her
friends and clean the floor with a sanitary napkin,
-It's good, it's good, Anne! I get it,
- Was I good? You have to hit hard,
-I know,,,, I fucking know,
SMS ringtone
-I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill her,
I'm going to kill her !
She's crying,
- Are you okay, sweetie? - I never want to see her again,
-What? - Did you see what she did to me?
-No, -Looked,
It’s murder,
-Oh there! - She's crazy,
-A crazy, yes?
A door opens,
Killing your daughter's blanket is not very Scandinavian,
-I don't care about his blanket, And fuck Scandinavia,
And all Scandinavians,
And the Swedes and the Norwegians, And Europe, Fuck them,
My daughter's hormones too, fuck them,
I accepted that she drugs me, that she calls me a dirty hypocrite,
I even gave him his phone back,
I can't take any more, It's an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,
-Like your mother,
-Absolutely, And if it worked on me
it will work on my daughter,
On the other hand, if you say a word to my
mother or to my patients, I blow your teeth,
-Understood, What about non-violence?
-Nothing to give a fuck,
I shocked her to show her we weren't kidding about it,
She understood,
-I'm not sure, She wants revenge,
-Classic, I'm ready,
She's screaming,
-What's this ? -Nothing, Everything is under control,
No problem, I manage,
Didn't you have a recording?
-Yes,,,
I go,
Don't you want me to take her home?
-No, I keep it for myself,
Energetic music
,,,
It rings the doorbell,
Hello,
-Emma Renaud? -Yes ?
- Can we talk to you?
-Yes,
-Everything's going good here ? -Yes,
-You are sure ? -Sure,
-That's not what Lila told us,
-What? -We called for abuse,
-He? -We're coming to see what's going on,
-Come in,
Lila?
Lila? -I arrive,
-What is that ? Are you kidding me ?
-Stay calm,
-It's makeup!
Rub her cheek,
You see ?
-It's crooked,
- Twisted, go!
-And your place as Amir was me,
-Here,
This is abuse,
Take me on board, it will give me a vacation,
-She gets angry right away,
Look what she did to my blanket,
-Yes, the blanket, I assume,
It is a method where the child feels the same emotions
than those he created, -Sorry ?
-She screwed up my sofa,
-Okay,
-I have a child of the same age, We will leave you,
You're lucky I'm having a good day,
I could have called the juvenile judge,
-You're lucky,
- You will come tomorrow to give your testimony?
-You're not leaving without me, I am leaving with you,
I'll let you go, I take my coat,
I am ready, -Let's go,
- Above all, keep it!
-What an imagination !
Have his mother arrested,
It's huge,
Even you haven't gone that far, Yet you pissed us off,
-This is not the moment, -I was an angel next to Lila,
-An angel,,,
Who stung my car to go to the sea,
-Who set fire to my closet in protest,
-I was an altar boy next to her,
I'm tired of playing my role of understanding shrink,
I've been fighting against nervous impulses for years
by putting myself in an idiotic over-zenitude,
I can't take it anymore,
There, I can no longer,
I want to say what I want, If it's shit, I say shit,
-Ah,,, -I want,,,
I want to be cruel, mean,
I want to yell, bitch, scream, aaah!
Here !
I want all of this, It's like that,
I don't want to be a cool babe with a sprouting seed anymore,
-Well, say so,
Oh my bunny,,,
-I'm sorry to have been a boring teenager,
And I understand you now,
Oh yes okay, -Emma,
Lila has something to tell you, -Ah yes ?
She looks like she really wants to, -Lila, please,
Come on, Emma, ​​come on,
-What? -Here,
Lila, please,
-Dad told me that I must ask your forgiveness,
For Amir and the cops,
But you first for my blanket,
-Ah yes ? Do you think it goes like this?
Do we do something stupid, then we beg your pardon?
Huh? -Well yeah,
-Oh yeah ?
So sorry for the blanket,
- Sorry too,
-That's it,
-Well,,,
Closing bell
-Mrs Gonzalez?
Mrs, Gonzalez!
Opening ringtone
Why did you cancel your appointment?
-I saw you on YouTube, Your neighbor saw the cops
in front of you, You disappointed me,
I believed in you and your advice,
-You are right, I'm sorry, I apologize,
I,,,
I understand if you want to change your shrink,
But know that I love my job and my patients,
But you see, Mrs, Gonzalez,
your baguette, sometimes it is overcooked,
I'm not pointing it out to you,
I keep buying it because I like you,
-Is it overcooked?
-Sometimes yes, It's life, And look at this mess,
These crumbs, I'm not telling you,
I say nothing,
-It's a bakery here,
- Anyway, you're right, I suck,
Do not come to my house any longer, I no longer
understand anything about people, beings, men, women,
-But no, you're a great shrink,
-You think so? - Obviously,
And your advice to my husband, he is very caring now,
-It is a pleasure, For you and for him,
-Excuse me, do you have rye bread?
-Absolutely,
-Hello,
-It's you ?
In truth ? -What do you mean ?
-I do not believe,
I am much calmer normally,
I'm very calm, I am even wonderful,
Tell him, -Formidable,
-I believe you,
-My name is Emma, - Enchanted, Amir,
You are fine ? -Yes, good,
I was supposed to come to your concert but I had a problem with my daughter,
So I didn't come,
-Who is it? -It's Amir, finally,
Normally, I am better dressed,
I had to redo my gradient, I did not have time,
I say anything,
May I have an autograph ?
-With pleasure,
- I have no paper,
You have a pen ? Hold,
-On the bread, really? -Hum!
It's for Emma,
-I remember,
-I don't count it on you,
-It will be a single bread,
-Hold, -Thank you,
- Until what age do they remain teenagers? I can't take any more,
I even dreamed the other day
that I was pushing him down the
stairs, and he broke his arms and legs,
-Still,,,
It's mummy syndrome,
We all dreamed of seeing our child embalmed,
Finally, "embalmed",,,
Not embalmed dead, but still embalmed,
-Yes, it's true ! That's it,
Motionless,
I was dancing around his bed because he was 6 months old,
6 months without bullshit,
What happiness!
-You told him about your fed up?
-He does not care,
If I don't act, he's going to drive me crazy,
-Ah, yes,,, -He is stronger than me,
Nothing stops his bullshit,
I just want to embed it,,,
-Go for it, -To unscrew his head,
To yell at me,,,
-But yes,
-Slick the vocal cords! -Here,
Let go, it feels good,
You know I have a teenager at home too,
Well, it's going very well,
I enter his world,
You were a teenager, You have to enter their world!
Hello, Mrs, Dupont, "Hello,"
Oh no, I have no problem with my child,
Yes, I am very lucky!
His brain is not developed, So she acts without thinking,
Eh yes ! You,,, You are a shrink,
You are a shrink, therefore you are the apostle of
understanding, of kindness, of listening and of gentleness,
Even if it's a dirty little bitch
shit,
Little bitch! Little bitch! Little bitch,
Rotten spoiled little asshole,
You also want to push her down the stairs,
Yes, It's natural,
Sometimes you want it too,
Sorry, sorry, I didn't say it,
I erase, I erase, I erase,
I erase, I didn't say it!
- Go ahead, go forward,,,
- We open our bag well,
-Drug control!
- We open our bag well,
We are going forward,
-Wait,
Barking - Over here,
,,,
-We know each other, don't we?
Huh?
Little laugh Are you spinning the wrong cotton?
-I don't understand, it's not mine,
-No ? Go sit on the bench,
-But ask Margaux, -It's not hers!
I swear, -Go home,
- But,,, - Go home!
You on the bench,
-It's not mine!
-Whose ? To me ? Go to the bench,
-Lila, I'm calling your parents!
-We open the bag well,
Very well, Come on,
-We found a joint in your daughter's bag
who does not recognize the facts,
I don't know if I should believe her, given her reports,
You can lie, you, -But no, no,
-Listen,
you know, we all did something stupid,
So, confess,
Madam Justice was also young,
She can understand,
-I swear, it's not me,
-I believe you,
I believe you, my dear,
Listen, Judge, I believe my daughter,
You must have disgusted her for life
to smoke joints,
Too bad, it doesn't eat bread,
-Dad, not now,
-I was joking,
-Amusing,
Given your good results, the lack of history
and the presence of your two parents,
I do not open a file,
-Thank you,
-But next time, crack!
-Come, -Wait,
I just have a little doubt, You can sit ?
Sounds a bit easy to me, doesn't it?
We are talking about drugs, it is serious,
We don't know where it's going,
I do not want
to become Escobar,
-What? -Yes,
Lila, right now, she's,,,
How to say ? A little weird,
Finally, changing, what,
I'm worried,
How she loves the police,,,
-But no !
-Well yes, you like the police,
-No,,, -Well no!
-It could do him good
to stay a few days
or weeks,
- She's kidding, eh?
- Well no,,, - Come on, let's go,
-You can go, -You hate me !
-I educate you,
-Thank you, Judge, Thank you,,,
-Let's go, Thank you,
-Sorry, my doll,
Not for the fact that I asked the
judge to keep you, but for the weed,
The grass that I put,
It's kind of the principle, isn't it?
We do something stupid and we apologize,
-It's not you who put the weed?
-Yes ! I rolled two joints,
I smoked one and put the other away
in your bag, Crazy, right?
-I don't want to see you anymore! Dad, I'm going to your place,
-As much as you want,
-Always ! -Very well,
But the rules are the same,
No exit, you go straight in
after your rehearsals,
If you break them,
you are going to regret it, I count on you,
-That's it, Lila!
Lila!
You are really sick! What if the judge had kept it?
-She would have recovered, It was a lesson,
- Do you see what you did to him?
-We'll talk about it calmly,
-I'm ! You're nuts,
-I have no lessons to learn from a retarded teenager,
who has no authority, who has no sense
responsabilities,
and who ain't fucking backing me up
to keep his daughter from going wrong,
You hear ?
You grow, Assume who you are,
-That's it,
"assume, assume", Also assume!
You inflate us with your stupid educational principles!
As soon as there is a difficulty, you do like your mother,
Worst ! Even your mother,
she wouldn't have done that,
- I don't want to see you anymore, Go away,
Keep your daughter, Get out!
Get out! -Lila!
Lila!
Sad music
رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال
Doorbell
-Oh, good evening, -Good evening,
- Oh, they are pretty,,, - Here,
-It's nice, eh,
-At 11 p,m,, I thought it was,
-They are beautiful !
I too made an effort,
-It's pretty, -Thank you,,,
Sobs
Excuse me,,,
I wanted to have a good evening, but I'm like that,,,
Sorry, -Do you like them?
-Oh yes, I love them,
Excuse me, - I have a handkerchief somewhere,
Here, There you are,
-Oh, a handkerchief! Sobs
The last person I saw who had it was my grandfather,
-Crr, I am your grandfather!
This is a joke,
It's because I have sensitive nostrils,
DJs and coke,,,
This is a joke,
-Ah,,,
- Can I do something for you?
- Kiss?
Hmm,,,
Gagging
Here, I told you everything,
-Oh yes anyway,
-You can run away if you're afraid,
-No, I was talking about your daughter,
-I am not monstrous, then?
-Not monstrous, Creepy,
-Ah yes ? -Hum,
Soft music
,,,
-You don't want kids, eh?
Little laugh I said nothing!
-Wait,,, -I didn't say anything!
- Do we train before talking about it?
-You're right, -It's better,
Playful music
,,,
A door slams,
-Ah!
Did you see the time? -Hello !
,,,
- What did I screw up? What?
-Dad, hurry up! I'm gonna be late for school,
-2 minutes,
-There are no 2 minutes! -Oh !
What? You speed me up! It's not possible,,,
-You think I'll be fine?
Pop music
,,,
-You will come ? -Yes,
-Safe ? -Yes, Friday,
-Roh,,, It's not true!
-Hello ! - Did you see the time?
I was gonna call the cops and your mom,
-Sorry, it was the best evening of my life,
Don't say anything, I beg you!
You will yell at me tomorrow,
You're the best,
Little laugh
-Sweetie,,,
Are we not good here ? -Very good,
Can I ask you something ? -Hum,
- Promise to say yes,
-You want to go out on Saturday,
-Ben Friday, but,,,
How do you know ?
-I would like to say yes, but I'm not going to do it,
You are being punished, You are already coming home after your rehearsals,
-My motherfucker brainwashed you,
-I want to be tolerant, but don't insult him, Never,
-You defend her while she does not care about us!
-Lila,,,
-If it's too vegan, you can leave it, I won't be upset,
-No, that looks delicious, especially if you're a hamster,
And for dessert? -Chocolate mousse,
-Chocolate, chocolate? -Yes,
Do you know all the choreographies of the groups of the 80s?
-Not all, but some, - Yeah?
Do you know that one?
Emilie Gassin: "Hard Enough"
If you don't know, that's okay,
,,,
-I love it, actually,
,,,
-I always have that effect on you, -Excuse me,,,
When my daughter is not there
I miss her,
And when she's around, she pisses me off,
-Ah yes,,,
-I,,,
I'm not happy if we're at war, I'm stupid,
- Do we talk about your daughter or do we dance first?
-Are you really so nice?
,,,
Come on, let's dance,
,,,
-Next time, I'll put on zouk,
,,,
The door slams,
-Hey ! -It's okay ?
They kiss each other, -Yes,
-I'm sorry, Lila, I went too far,
I wanted to be a great mother and,,, I suck,
What i did with you
it's a disaster,
I beg your pardon,
- I also beg your pardon,
But you're not bad, mom, It's me who sucks,
And I want to go home,
-I have something for you, -Oh !
But,,, -I didn't have the courage to kill him,
It was Photoshop,
-Thank you !
-It's beautiful,,,
-I don't like it when we're angry, We don't have to be angry as a family,
You are my family, -You are my family,
Well, I suggest you:
spaghetti al dente, as I can do,
Laughs What?
They are good, my pasta! You loved them too,
-No, but I came to make peace,
I'll go,
You can stay tonight, you come back tomorrow,
You will have time to do your business,
-I would like to stay until Sunday,
Dad is all alone,,,
He got used to
to me, so,,, There you go,
-Okay,
She's kidding me,
Yeah, she's kidding me, Damn, I shouldn't have apologized,,,
My darling, do the wall, please, Little bitch,,,
Horns
Collision
-She's there,
-Hello,
How is she ?
-Are you Jules Verne? The DJ?
-Yes,
-You go out together ? -Yes,
Nice to meet you, eh,,,
- Can we see the doctor? -He will pass,
-Can I see her ? -Yes,
-Me too, -Just three,
And a maximum of one minute,
-I'm the mom, -Yes,
-Her daughter, -Yes,
-I am the husband,
-Everything is my fault,
All,
If you hadn't been
at dad's house,
you wouldn't have done an accident,
No more bullshit,
I promise you,
Wake up, please,
-I just wanted to confess
that I was the one who suggested to Lila to tamper with your ticket,
- Granny, why did you tell her?
I would never have betrayed you,
-We have to start on a good basis,
-Yes, Rose is right,
I have to confess something to you,,,
I was the one who told Lila
for sleeping pills,
If you only knew how angry I am,
-Ah well,,, I knew it wasn't me,
-Hello, I'm the doctor,
-Hello, -Good, everything is fine,
No worries,
She must rest,
-Come on, my dear,
-Bye darling, See you tomorrow,
Thank you Doctor,
-What did they say ?
- She has to rest,
-How did that happen ?
-Perfectly, -Great,
You get out, real casualties are coming,
-OK, thank you, eh!
Yep, that's a bit cruel,
But at least now they're all going to be adorable,
Groovy music
,,,
-Emma Renaud,
what is your relationship with your daughter?
-Excellent, I give orders and she obeys,
I laugh ! -Last question :
did you tell us everything in this novel?
-Absolutely,
-Thank you for this interview, -Thank you,
- Yeah!
- Mom, that was great!
-You assured! -Thank you,
-Well done ! -Very good,
-You were magnificent,
Magnificent ! -Thank you,
-I am proud of you,
-Well done,
-It's beautiful !
Rhythmic music
رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال