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Argh! But that's not true, Why did I do it like that?
[shout]
Vlad, are you ready?
We do not care,
What are you doing ? You are stupid,
We are in August, there is no snow, Hurry up,
- You're not funny, - If we can laugh more,,,
You go now, You shake yourself, that's enough,
- You really have no sense of humor, - [telephone]
- Who is it ? - Uh,,, It's mom,
I can speak to him ?
Hurry up, come on!
Vlad, please,
Hello,
No, he's next door,
Oh no, I'm not going to talk to him now,
He leaves with his friends, let him enjoy,
We'll let him know when he's coming home,
Leave it to me, take care of yourself, I manage, okay?
- [phone] - Argh, that's not true,
But help me too!
Wait, wait, It's Marie,
Yeah, I left,
How so ? Everyone drops the kids off at your house,
No, I didn't leave,
I was going to leave, Sure,
What are you doing ?
Hurry up !
We have a huge mess,
I can't come with you,
Shit ! Why ?
I have an emergency at work,
Hey, I didn't hear anything, You were saying ?
I can't hear you there, Hello ?
Hello ?
Hello ? Hello ? Hello ?
- Dad ! - It doesn't pick up,
Stop saying "hello" if it doesn't pick up,
- Pepouze! - Hello ? Hello ?
Hello ? You hear me ?
[shout]
At last !
I'll call you back, What are you doing here ?
I say goodbye to my grandchildren,
Yes, go ahead, say goodbye to them,
- Oh! - It's not too early,
Where were you ?
- I was shopping, - With your suitcase?
Yes,
In fact, he zapped you,
I had Marie, she can't come with me,
It is not serious, I will manage on my own,
Sorry ?
Go ahead,
It's not cool, we're not going to leave you
alone with the children, - You'll lose them,
No, but sorry,
Seriously?
It's not prudent, children are complicated at the moment,
Calm down, Gaston!
What do you all have?
You take me for a loser,
- No, - No not at all,
- [phone] - Ah, Mary,
Hello, yeah,
One has been cut, We have to find someone,
I can take them, if you want,
- Out of the question, - Who is it ?
Nothing, it's my father,
No, not your father,
Don't worry, it's out of the question,
We will find a solution,
Me, my ex, drop it, I don't know where he is,
- Your wife, it's complicated, - Forget it,
None can free themselves?
Is there one to replace Marie?
- I'm stuck, - Me too,
We are the same, We have,,, something,
- OK, - And mom ?
Mom, it's complicated,
- She's overwhelmed, Then I'm here, - Yeah, I know,
I can go alone,
They suck, I found the train, the camp,
they could move,
What is she saying there?
Nothing, I can go there alone,
- [all] Oh no, - No,
How are you, Frankly, it's,,, painful,
I will find,
Go over there, in the meantime I'll have someone,
- OK, - OK,
Don't forget Max,
- Who is it ? - Audrey's son,
Arnaud's new girl,
- Oh, The ball ? - We had no choice,
She's meeting you on the dock, okay?
I'll let you know, OK, kiss,
I can very well take them,
Why do not you want ?
I trust you more,
The last time,
instead of being at the opera, you were at the catacombs,
- Oh,,, - My handcuffed children,
- The shame of my life, - It was once,
When I took them to the Comédie Française,,,
[Cheers]
It went well,
The Palace of Versailles,
Baby, I'm scared,
But no,
[shout]
It went well,
It was great!
It even went very well, The Orsay museum !
- Yes, - [gunshot]
It wasn't too bad,
Yeah, just Jane dislocated her shoulder,
It was the artistic shock,
Do you take me for a guinea fowl?
- Out of the question, - I understand, I understand,
Then you have another solution,
Ah!
If anything happens to them, I'll never leave them to you again,
What are they doing ?
- Excuse me, - Sir ?
When does the train leave?
He's in three minutes,
Hands up, I'm the Lilas puncher,
Jacques Yves,
We were thinking of leaving without Michaud?
What are you doing here ?
Excuse me for a moment,
You weren't fired?
You can see that no,
Someone told me that,,,
It was cancelled,
What ? Want to check?
No no, But I had to make the trip
with Cedric, - Well no,
It feels good to be back on the field,
Dad, I swear, that's the one,
[laughter of children]
There are many children,
[hubbub of children]
If you want, I manage them,
No, when you fall off your horse, you have to get back in the saddle,
So where is Benjamin?
- Do you see it ? - Yes, He is here !
- Is that him? - [together] Yes!
Oh no, no, Shit,
Alright, that promises,
- Hi, Benjamin, - Hi, aphids,
- Where is he, Vlad? - They're in the bunk,
Hello, Anthony,
We've already seen eachother,
Oh yes it's true, Uh,,,
- Benjamin, - Yes of course,
We are talking about the delay of trains, but not of passengers,
The departure of night train number 5789
to Briançon is delayed by 15 min,
Ah,
You're lucky, the train is late,
If he wasn't late,
it would be too late, - Yes,
That's good for you,
Welcome aboard,
Have a good trip,
I'm right, right?
Yes,
Stopped !
You stay down, It's me and Basil upstairs,
I don't see why,
[together] Because,
Stop, I tell you,
The children should all be together,
We settled in the one next door,
We're not going to leave them unattended,
Benjamin?
Can we have Snickers for dinner?
You will eat whatever you want,
Yeah !
No, We're not having Snickers dinner,
Marie made sandwiches,
What bag are they in?
In the sandwich bag,
We'll wait to leave, it's early for dinner,
We are hungry !
Oh, Vlad, please,
- It's okay, - You stop,
You get angry,
You don't answer,
Otherwise the football game,,,
Under one's nose, -I'll ask mom,
No, leave mum, She has work,
- I understood well, - You're pissing me off,
Excuse me,
I'm going to smoke a cigarette, - I accompany you,
You smoke ?
Yes, but no cigarettes,
A firecracker from time to time,
No, the cigar,
And so,,,
You work with my daughter?
No, we've known each other since high school,
- She's my wife's best friend, - Ah yes,
- What do you do in life ? - Stay-at-home dad,
[to laugh]
Say, young man,
He wouldn't help me up? These steps are 1 km long,
Sorry, the train is leaving,
I'm not talking to you, but to the pretty boy
who accompanies you,
Yes, of course, but,,,
Let's hurry then,
He can take my luggage,
You would be a meringue to bring me to my place,
Good news, our train is about to leave,
Thanks to the companions
please come down,
Where are they ?
[train whistle]
How happy to do that, You are delicious,
Although I haven't tasted it,
I hope we will meet again during the trip,
I am afraid that is no, We take the train to Embrun,
Spray?
Come on, why not,
- What time are we leaving? - In some,,,
Shit ! Benjamin!
Oh fuck !
Vlad! Vlad!
Daddy's not on the train!
I'm not on the train! Don't be stupid!
Vlad!
Stop with that shitty smile! I'll be waiting for you at the exit!
Stopped !
Stop with your bullshit!
It doesn't make me laugh! I'll pick you up at the exit!
Vlad, shit! Fuck it!
Shit ! Shit !
Shit shit!
So ?
Listen, I have good news and bad news,
The bad,
my father and Antoine missed the train,
And the good one?
My father and Antoine missed the train!
We can do whatever we want!
- Awesome ! - Yeah,
Shit shit!
Here is,
It is a disaster,
What have we done?
And what are we going to do?
Already, we calm down,
They are on a train, nothing can happen to them,
We're on a train, nothing can happen to us,
Yes ! Anything can happen,
They are dumb at that age,
What do you want to do ?
Call my parents,
Apart from that?
We can do anything,
Like going to bed very late?
How about not going to bed at all?
[vibrator]
What the hell is he doing? We do not know,
You have to call the controllers, the police,
It's okay, I'm a doctor,
The army! We can call the army, They have helicopters,
You are in shock,
Maybe yes,
Get over it, we'll find a solution,
Too bad, I was tempted Embrun,
The others will rot me, And Mary,,,
- What do you mean, Mary? - She's going to freak out,
There's no way she knows,
They are his children,
It's my daughter, If we tell him, it's going to be a butcher's shop,
She won't let me see my grandchildren anymore,
We'll rent a car and we'll catch the train,
The car is average for me,
There must be 800 km maximum,
- When does the train arrive? - I don't know, 7:00 a,m,
That leaves us 12 hours, It's more than enough,
It's going to work ?
Obviously !
That damn kid who doesn't pick up,
I forgot my cell phone on the train,
But I can ring it with your phone,
Someone will answer,
Hello, Basil?
- It's not true, - It's Pepouze,
You see, we missed the train,
[to laugh]
How are you, everything going well?
That's great !
Listen to me, we're going to rent a car, We'll be there in Embrun,
Are you doing so far?
Yes ?
Good,
Above all, if your mother calls, you don't pick up,
If she knows you're alone, she'll scream,
We're all going to get yelled at,
Brilliant, my Basilou,
Kiss Jane, we'll talk later,
Come on, bye,
So ?
Everything rolls, They are wise and they are not worried,
[Cheers]
Lets' go,
Oh ! We are here !
Oh shit, Maxentius,
- I forgot that one, - Who ?
Hello, Audrey,
I thought he was gone, Hello,
Hello, Anthony,
No, the train, here it is,
Of course he didn't leave, We were just waiting for you,
- Hello, Maxence, - Maxim,
Great,
Here is his bag,
Come on, give your mom a kiss,
Shouldn't miss it, the train,
Go on,
It's all in your bag, If you have a problem,
you call me, - Yeah,
Well, well,,, Hi,
Salvation,
You're not getting on the train?
Yes, Bye,
Come on, come with me, Maxime,
And There you go, Let's go,
We,,, We're getting on that train,
I'll wave to him at the window,
Of course you're going to wave at him at the window,
There, it's fucked,
But no, it's not that bad,
Where are the others ?
The train is going to Dijon, it's the right direction,
Did they miss the train?
No, we missed it,
Eh ? What is this train?
It's a train,
Is this not the right train?
Why did we get in?
Ah,
You are serious!
[to laugh]
I'm hungry,
Give him ten euros to buy something,
I left my wallet on the train,
Oh shit, me too,
It's not possible,
We'll take you,,,
Snickers!
Six Snickers,
- And twelve crisps, - And with that ?
- Coke, - And six Cokes,
And ketchup,
Ketchup is not self-service,
It's with the hot dogs,
Give us six hot dogs,
I met a girl,
Oh, the fighter plane, I invited her for coffee,
It's a matter that will be settled before the end of the trip,
I tell you,
[laughter]
If I can, I take a picture,
[telephone]
Here is,
[telephone]
How's it going ?
Why don't you pick up?
What am I doing here?
We missed the train,
No, I hadn't noticed,
- We'll meet you on arrival, - By car ?
No, we thought about it, but we took another train,
- Which train? - I do not know,
You don't do bullshit, There are sandwiches
you watch the little ones,
The first aid kit is in my bag,
Excuse me for a second,
Yes ?
Yes with pleasure, I leave you,
a red-haired gentleman takes us to his cabin,
No, what are you doing!
We don't follow red-haired gentlemen on trains,
- No, you're right, - All the same,
He will come to ours,
Come on, everyone,
He's freaking out, it's too good,
I feel Vlad very stupid,
The high level of stupidity he has when he decides to be stupid,
Olympic bullshit,
Listen, you and me, it's not working anymore,
We lived extra moments,
but I have to look elsewhere,
Maybe to find you better,
Who knows ?
Young man !
Wait for me,
- [phone] - Vlad,
No, it's Mary, Why Vlad?
For nothing, just like that,
Sorry for my father, I had no choice,
Are you mad at me ?
No not at all, It's great,
- It goes well ? - Yes,
Will you pass it to me?
Yes,
It's Marie,
Mary!
Hello ?
Why are you not answering ?
I put it on silent so as not to disturb the children,
I can't hear you, Where are you ?
In your opinion, on the train!
Yes it's good, Everything is fine ?
Are they installed? They ate ?
Yes, they were very good,
We're going to brush our teeth and then go to bed,
Perfect, They are in pajamas,
What pajamas?
They don't have pajamas,
It's their outfit,,,
Of,,,
Their attire,,,
- There's the,,, - You're bothering us,
I told them a story, I kiss you,
- What do we do ? We don't have tickets, - I say,
Play the mentally retarded,
No, we're not going to lie, Let me do it,
Hello sir,
- Hello, - We have a little problem,
It's tricky, you'll see,
Yes ?
My father is sick,
He is suffering from a morbid mental deficiency,
We had an appointment at,,,
At the hospital in Paris, But at the station
he had a fit and left
yelling nonsense at everyone,
"Fags", "bitches",,,
I see,
"Bitches", "son of a bitch",
I get it,
He got on that train, So with my son,,,
He's not my father,
I do not understand,
He's not your son?
He's not really my son,
But I consider myself,,,
Like his father, my real son,
I forgot it on another train,
It's not important, The doors closed,
And There you go,
We are alone, without tickets, without money,
We don't know where to go and my father calls the wagon a "shit eater",
Alright, follow me,
Actually, I don't know if I like the Snickers,
Gnomes, if you're done, clear the space,
- It's not fair ! - Is life fair?
Come on, let's go, Let's go !
Who does he think he is?
Salvation,
- Wait for me there, - Where are you going ?
Wait for me there,
I took the liberty of privatizing the lounge area,
To be quiet,
When I saw your hair, I thought of my father,
He raised horses,
Dad ! Come, mom is not well,
What is happening ?
I don't know, I don't know her,
I have no children,
Dad, why are you saying that?
Get out now!
- Go on ! - Poor guy,
Are you proud of yourself?
I took you for my father,
Get out of here !
Damn, he was good too!
Here is,
You will be calm,
Thank you,
Do not hesitate, if you need,
I was good on that one,
Yes, it was impressive,
I'm hungry,
What do we do now?
I will find a solution,
I am a doctor,
- Does their train stop? - I do not know,
Check,
- Doesn't he do the Internet, your thing? - Yes excuse me,
- The train stops in Beaune,,, - That's it!
Beaune is perfect,
- What time does he arrive? - 8:20 p,m,
We arrive in Dijon at 7:30 p,m,
Dijon-Beaune, by car,
it takes 45 mins, In Dijon, we take a taxi and that's it,
We have no money,
It's a detail, We'll see when we get there,
- OK, - You see, everything is rolling,
- It's him, - It's him ?
Say, are you okay?
Your son,
he hit my son for stealing his sandwich,
He's not my son,
- They kidnapped me, - No,
You're exaggerating a bit, Maxime,
He barely started it,
Apologize and give it back to the boy,
No,
- Come on, give it back, - No !
You give it to him!
You drop that!
Take,
Come on, they're not normal,
You are not clean,
Our train is going to make an unscheduled stop,
For your safety, do not descend,
I hope that won't put us late,
You heard ?
I booked an ambulance for Paris,
Oh no, it's not worth it,
Yes, don't worry,
Thank you,
You're welcome,
What is that ?
They fucked me up!
That goes beyond, Ah!
It has nothing to do there,
That, either, It's up to no one,
Jacques Yves!
What are you doing ?
You see, I'm tidying up,
Say, I just read the roadmap,
You're not on it,
And There you go,
You have to come help me, we didn't do compartment 2,
I'll join you, I'm finishing my,,,
What are you doing ? Do you have your tickets?
They were in the bag,
Very funny, You must have your tickets with you,
I could give you a ticket,
But I won't,
He's nice, Michaud,
Yeah, he's nice,
Have a good trip,
It's not clean,
Sir, sit down,
I'm not the patient,
We have to bring a mentally retarded,
quarantine, - It's not me !
Who is it ?
It's you ?
I am Dr Antoine Villechaize,
surgeon at Bichat Hospital in Paris,
I have all my head,
They understood nothing,
We were told a 40 year old man,
Show me that,
It makes no sense ! Listen,
I have to take this child to Beaune for surgery,
- What ? - It will be alright,
I warn you, if he touches me, I swing everything!
Come on, my boy, Be reasonable,
Let go of me !
Don't stand there!
Hold him down and put the oxygen mask on him
before he freaks out!
- Rape! No ! - Here is,
It'll be okay, boy,
Take full,
He's going to freak out too much,
Wow! I have boobs,
You went hard,
That was where he was rocking us,
I find it more endearing that way,
[notification]
My God,
They are dead,
They are all dead,
Look,
They died laughing,
They are capable of anything,
It's ketchup, It's certain,
You are naive,
And for,,, And for,,,
Calm down and take a deep breath,
Is this the solution to everything?
Yes,
Not bad,
Ah!
Doctor, here we are,
We are here,
Prepare me block 2,
28 cc of painkiller
and 32 mg of platelet aggregation inhibitor,
Yes,
Yes, Here is,
It's up to me to bring it,
Yes, you are preparing it for me,
I swear to you, those doctors in Paris,
Either way, it's a big shot,
Anthony,,,
They're going to wave goodbye to us until we get home,
You have nothing to do?
[groovy music]
[telephone]
Oh, Anthony!
- It's Marie, - What ?
Yes hello,
Hello yes ?
Are you kidding me ?
I have the sandwich bag,
Are you talking about those sandwiches?
Ah, okay, sorry,
Time for me, mea culpa,
You're lying to me, I don't trust you,
We're not going to get mad about that, I thought about taking the kids,
Either way, you're disturbing us,
We are talking about the financing of political parties,
so let me focus,
Whore !
- Where is the station? - It's over there,
- We have five minutes, - It's not true,
[groovy music]
Hi, it's Vlad,
Leave a message,
Vlad, it's dad,
See you in Beaune,
We are alone on a train, We can do bullshit
and they are on the laptop,
- There's more youth, - [laughs]
Wait, we're going to have fun, Gaston!
- What ? - Look at the sweets!
Where ?
- How are you ? - Where are the bonbecs?
There's none, we made you walk,
Vlad, it's dad, We arrive,
Shit ! They are there,
- Who ? - My father ! They are there,
How did he do ?
Not bad,
for a stay-at-home dad, - Something has to be done,
Think,
I say,
- [phone] - Yes, Vlad,
- Dad, this is awful, - We arrive,
But no !
- We're not on the train anymore, - Anything,
People forced us down,
- We're in the parking lot, - Swear it,
I swear to you, dad, We are scared,
They have been kidnapped,
What ?
- Vlad, where are you? - I see you, dad,
- I don't see you, where are you? - The,
- What's this here" ? - On the other side,
What on the other side?
No, just behind,
I do not see anything !
No, but I see you,
- Dad, we're here, - I do not understand,
Where do you think I am? In the train, We leave, Salvation,
- Where are they, Benjamin? - In the train,
Shit shit!
Are you kidding me?
You okay, I should never have listened to you,
If you weren't credulously bordering on pathological,
we would be on the train!
What bad faith! All of your decisions are bogus,
I brought us here,
But very well, I follow you, What are we doing ?
Well, we could,,,
Oh well no,
It doesn't work, it's too late, I don't see what he could do,
I do not know, I am a shit,
But no, you're not shit, you're a little,,,
pigeon,
I am a complete loser, I miss everything I do,
Everyone makes fun of me, even you,
You're starting to put up with me more,
Stop now,
We think, there are solutions, We just have to do,,,
From the machine to several,
- An orgy, - But no ! Uh,,,
with cars,
several ! - A bus,
But no ! Where we don't know each other,,,
The cost,,,
It's carpooling,
Rather than acting silly, find us this
on the Internet, - [sigh]
Don't pfft me,
Yes,
He was going up,
- But the poor, - Yeah,
Come see, we found something awesome,
I've found,
Ah,
A car can take us to La Rochelle,
- La Rochelle, - Yes,
It's a city,
Do you have one in the right direction?
I have Bordeaux, Lyon,
Barcelona, ​​Chateauroux,,,
Redhead cat,
Lyon is perfect!
The red cat,
We understand,
Yes, It's a minibus, there are 4 places left,
Perfect !
I valid,
Look at this !
- Cool, - What are you doing ?
It was open, we were watching,
No it's forbidden,
I'm sick of your antics, It's been 2, 3 times,
No ?
No, twice, That's already two too many,
From now on, I have my eye on you,
We didn't do anything,
"Go ahead, sir, we haven't done anything,"
You scum, Do you want to go to the DASS?
That's it, go ahead,
Cry, you'll pee less,
[whispering] Poor psycho,
What did he say ?
He's not crazy, Michaud, He sees where you are coming from,
You want to fuck up
behind my back to get fired,
I warn you, if I meet you again,
if i see anything,
I slaughter you,
Jacques Yves,
I'm coming !
Hell on Earth,
Here, here, So,,,
He is sick,
He is still scary,
Look,
He left the keys,
We can give it to him,
I do not think so,
- You see ? - What ?
It's all arranged,
How so ? What do we do after Lyon?
Who told you we'll stop there?
Bah,,,
Who drives a minibus at midnight in the middle of nowhere?
Babos!
They arrive, friendly, we get to know each other,
We talk, we laugh, We tell them our story,
We smoke firecrackers, we complain,
it affects them, They take us to Embrun,
The cliche, then,
Hey, what was I saying!
It smells of goat cheese,
Hey, hi company, How are you ?
- Didn't you wait too long? - No, you're saving our lives,
We kiss ?
At one condition,
You say "you" to me,
With pleasure !
[laughter]
Come on, all together, All together,
Go on,
[Cheers]
[laughter]
Are we having a round?
It's late anyway, Maybe not,
You're right, We will do one upon arrival,
[funny music]
What are you going to do in Lyon?
In fact, we are not going to Lyon,
We're in a mess, my Serge,
Well tell,
We helped a lady at the station, our train left without us,
Oh the hassle,
With the kids in it,
- But no ! - And the children
of our friends,
We're trying to go to Embrun,
How are you going to do it?
Honestly, we have no idea,
[violent braking]
Take a good look at me,
I have a head to leave friends on the road?
I do not know,
That, surely not,
Direction Embrun,
[laughter]
Thank you, that's so kind,
I give it to you in the bullseye,
It's all in the train, we don't have a penny,
Are you kidding or what?
You offer us more than that, An encounter,
Yes, money kills dating, I was at the restaurant,,,
Were you at the restaurant?
- Yes, The guy,,, - What did you eat?
A tartar,
[violent braking]
You clear,
Serge, wait, you,,,
Clear !
Go on !
Animal killers!
- Killers! - Meat!
You shitty gauchos!
I killed a sheep,
You are sick,
Killers!
[Blondie: "Atomic"]
What do you do ?
I'm fed up, I call my mother,
Here is,
Maxime, I know you're scared,
It's normal,
You no longer know where you are, I will confess to you,
we neither,
What are you talking about, I don't care,
Don't be afraid of your emotions, We will get out of this,
Shut your mouth,
Go on,
Give my phone,
You stink,
Release your anger,
As you like,
But give my phone back,
- Fuck it, - Hey, Maxim,
Thank you,
You hit me, You have no right,
What are you going to do ? Are you going to call your mother?
I got myself a loaf,
Don't worry, he's a doctor,
I want to see what he did to you,
No but,,,
Holy shit,
How's it going sir ?
I can't find the,,,
Wait, I'll help you,
You go back home ?
We can't let you drive like that,
- [he mumbles] - I'll walk you home,
- Oh ! - Go on,
Oh dear, Yes, here we go,
Hey, come back quick!
What is this car?
The gentleman will bring us closer,
Do you mind if we take a detour?
[he mumbles]
He agree,
He is cooked,
I'm a doctor, the best he has to do is sleep,
If it's medical,,,
Where do we put it?
We're already going to drop ourselves off,
We'll see after,
We don't know where he lives, and neither does he,
Yeah, you're right,
It's Vlad, leave a message,
Vlad, it's dad, Well, imagine
I'm driving on my way to Embrun,
Here, I kiss you,
It was dad, Kisses,
You should sleep,
You think ?
Yeah, Now everything is rolling,
Everything is fine,
You are doing a nickel journey,
On arrival, they will tell you "Michaud, what are you doing here?
You have nothing to do here,"
Me: "Yeah, but,,,
Admit it went well,"
Them: "Yes, it's true, It went well,
So we're reinstating you,"
Me: "Thank you!
Thank you, But OK,,,
You know, my dream is the Thalys,"
Them: "That's good, we're looking for someone,"
Me: "Oh, that's not true!
That for a coincidence, it's a coincidence,"
"Michaud, shall we toast? Champagne,"
"No, never on duty," "Come on, Michaud,
Michaud! Michaud! Michaud!"
Jacques-Yves,,, Don't you want to go for a walk?
You make me anxious to speak
and not sleep,
Everything is fine,
- Yes, - You go back to sleep,
[Patyatann: "The dunes"]
[children's cries]
What is happening ?
Hello,
What is this mess ?
We put on our pajamas,
That's it, you're kidding me,
You fucked me up,
In fact, we made a stain, We wanted to clean up,
I don't know,,, In my opinion,,,
[laughter]
There are some on the ceiling,
Does it make you laugh ?
- I'm going to,,, - What are you going to?
Be smart, You little shit,
You're lucky,
When I want, I explode you, Follow me,
I would like to see that,
Oh yeah ?
Hold this for me,
You don't scare me, I smashed some smaller ones,
You don't scare me either,
Oh yeah ? Well you should,
- Jacques Yves? - Yes ?
What is happening ?
- What are you doing ? - Nothing,
I talk to young people,
You, if I find you, I'll marvel at you,
You're not going to put it back,
to take care of children, Where are your parents?
That's the problem, there are no parents,
Go on, Go on !
Come on ! Everyone, come on! You also,
Here, you are less clever,
As soon as we get there, I'll hand you over to the police,
We'll have fun,
I can talk to you ?
You're welcome,
It's really bad what you're doing,
What are you planning to do?
I'm going to start by dissociating myself,
And There you go,
It's cool, we're in the cockpit,
What are you talking about ?
Look at all the buttons,
There, I increase the speed,
We were at 18,
I'm going up to 40, We'll get there faster,
It's air conditioning, We're in a broom closet,
It's dead, I hope Pepouze
and Benjamin will be at the finish,
We will make him regret,
Oh shit !
What ? What's the matter ?
No, don't worry,
There's more gasoline,
Ah,
How long have I slept?
- I would say 250 km, - All the same,
For gasoline, how do we do it?
James Bond, is there anything on him? Maxim!
- What ? - Pick her pockets,
- Who is that ? - In the tuxedo,
Oh, I already looked, there is nothing,
Max, it's not okay!
- What ? - Where were you raised?
It's theft, Maxime!
I don't understand, it's you,
Was that my hand in his pocket?
It's gonna be my hand in your face,
Fuck it,
It's not helping us with gasoline,
I may have an idea,
Enough to ?
Do what I tell you,
I'll stop to refuel,
During this time, you will take my place,
It's not true,
Here is,
[intriguing music]
You will discreetly start the engine,
And you go first,
I,,, where am I going?
You take a left,
You accelerate and now here we go!
- But what are you doing? - You told me left,
But not that left, the exit over there!
You tell me to the left, I'm going to the left,
A smile, a smile,
Was that your plan? Walk away without paying,
Yes,
It wasn't a plan,
Seen from after, that's for sure,
Remark,
it's effective,
I would have liked to see them, my friends who make fun of me,
Marie would have had a direct heart attack,
She's so stuck up from the ass
she can't improvise,
It's a bit hard though,
Yes, You are right,
The real problem is that she sucks,
I got a guy to do drag tricks,
I'm going to have to get him a pipe to take the kids,
I do not have the choice,
Well,,, Yes, that's for sure,
How pretty is it here,
- You know ? - Not at all,
Shit, The cops,
Let them pass, it's not for us,
- [siren] - Oh no,
I got my license sugared,
Ah anyway,
Good,,,
Max, wake him up,
Let him give us the papers,
Go on,
Your car papers,
It's not my car,
- What ? - It's that of a poor guy,
I'm going to screw up his cash register,
- It changes everything, - Enough to ?
It's a stolen car, So go for it!
The cow !
Go on !
Quick quick !
Quickly ! Benjamin,,,
Good evening madam,
Switch off the contact,
That's what I was trying to do,
Do you know why we're arresting you?
I don't have my license, I can explain to you,
You forgot to pay for gas,
Oh good ?
I know him
For years, I guarantee you
that he pays for his gasoline,
Then,,,
I'm even a,,,
an aficionado of this station
where I have been going for many years,
- I have the map, - From Dyneff station?
Yes, from Dyneff station,
Damn, he has a gun!
Listen, my boy,
Put down that weapon,
Come on, be reasonable,
You are not going to shoot,
Oh, sick,
He killed a sheep,
What do we do ?
Let's go !
It's your fault, assface!
Little shit!
I think he understood,
Asshole!
Come on, we have to catch them,
Oh no, shit,
Shit, he stole my gun,
He stole my gun, Shame,,,
All the more reason to catch them!
Last month, I had the salad cart pulled,
Last week, I got,,,
I had my kepi cut off,
Come on, stop,
- I'm going to stop, - But no,
Either way, they're too far away,
Look, we're going back to the station,
We're going to make some herbal tea,
- We won't tell anyone, - You think ?
But yes, I've got your back,
- [cries of disgust] - Watch out,
It's going to stink like it's not allowed,
It's green,
I will put my product,
- There's this one too, - No, we only take the smelly ones,
- Now ? - We're throwing everything away,
How do we go out?
With that,
[western music]
Watch out, sheep!
[bleat]
[moans]
[Antoine] Well!
How are you ?
Nothing broken ?
Well, it's,,,
- And you ? - Hello,
Yes,
We're not going to stay there, Come on,
Oh fuck,
[Früt: "You Just Gotta Have What It Takes"]
Happy awakening,
The little jerks,
Shit, big dick!
[rock music]
Go on, Go on ! Go on !
Quick quick quick,
You too, do you think I haven't seen you?
The key,
The key !
If I hear about you, I don't know what will happen,,,
It's gonna be ugly,
[he locks the door]
What is this smell?
I don't know, it makes me laugh,
Excuse me, where are we?
We are not very far, Let's go,
Come on, Anthony, We are waking up,
Me, I stop,
Eh ? What ?
That's enough, we've tried everything,
When it doesn't want, it doesn't want,
No but,,,
Now is not the time to flinch, We are reaching the goal,
Stop with your optimism, It is pathetic,
I'm fed up, you understand? Fed up!
OK, what do we say to Marie?
Too bad for Mary,
For others too, Either way, they would have known,
And the children, do you think about it?
Oh, I'm good, They will get over it,
I'm talking about now, Who will collect them?
If we don't get them back, you won't see them anymore,
Stop with your fatherhood lessons,
Your stereotypes of housewife, ras the cap,
You are right,
You have been a perfect father,
I beg your pardon ?
How many diapers have you changed?
Which report ?
Mary, she's stuck in the ass,
but she manages alone with her kids
working like crazy,
She hasn't fucked for 5 years, but she's boring!
Oh, I'm good,
No, it's not,
If only you took care of his fate,
You can help your daughter,
and you don't,
It is the best, It's not your problem,
Yes, I will surely have to take care of my son on my own,
I don't have Marie's strength, I have no one to help me,
That's fine, one in two couples divorce, People live it well,
What ? What Divorce?
My wife has cancer! Cancer !
We don't know if she'll make it,
I don't have the courage to tell my son about it,
There is no question that I am not at the finish,
If I catch that train,
he'll see that we can both get out of it,
Do what you want, I don't give up,
Never ! You hear me ?
Benjamin,
I am sorry, Truly,
Listen,
it's like that,
You are right, I'm a jerk,
But no, you're not a dick,
It's not about you,
You can change things, but I,,,
Then it's not the time,
Come, Otherwise, it will shit in the stretchers,
I think it's "rush" in the stretchers,
But shit is good too,
She hasn't seen the wolf for 5 years?
Don't tell him I told you,
[vibrator]
- Yes, Chimel? - Where are you, brother?
In the cabin, And you, how are you?
But yes,
Say, you have to come, we have a big problem,
A smell,,,
completely filthy,
People are dropping like flies,
You drank ?
What is happening ? I'm coming,
- Yes, - [laughs]
The cops!
They found us!
[to laugh]
You should have seen your faces,
Oh my God,
Oh, the jerks,
It's funny,
Stop carrying around with it,
Hey, I hate this stuff,
We're not going to let it go,
You went hard,
You think ?
A headbutt to a child,,,
[notification]
It's Vlad,
We are less clever,
When we arrive, I will hand you over to the police,
Shit !
Damn, I have more battery because of your games!
You're just bullshit!
Farm, Someone can help us,
Come on,
[he hits]
Someone there ?
[knocks on the door]
Someone there ?
[disturbing music]
Someone there ?
Oh fuck,
Anthony!
What are you doing?
Anthony!
No, Everything is fine,
It's fine, we'll leave sir,
We won't say anything
we saw nothing,
We'll leave you to your business,
Oh, but no, He is my boyfriend,
If it was your boyfriend, we are reassured, Let's go ?
Wait !
I didn't kill him, He fell apart on his own,
- We don't judge, - No !
He burned his gizzards with a 52 pear,
It is an extraordinary local production,
You want me,,,
He fell to the ground,
He fell asleep like a fool,
Is that why you put him in a rug?
Have you seen his size?
I rolled it in the carpet
and I wanted to drag him to the wheelbarrow,
[snoring]
Listen,
it's a misunderstanding,
No, but don't cry, It's embarassing,
Hands down, please,
It's better ?
You can help us ? We don't have a car
we're expected at Embrun station in an hour,
There you are wide,
It's very close, it just takes 20 min,
Maybe I can take you
If you want ?
Ah yes, with pleasure,
I just have to take him home,
It's at the end of the driveway,
- Go on, - Yes, well,,,
We can leave it there,
Jacqueline!
What ?
I brought it back to you,
Did you get angry again?
[throat clearing]
- See you later, - Salvation, Kisses,
Kisses,
At what time
is it your train? - In 40 minutes,
In 40 mins!
No, we never will,
There are works on the road, it takes 1 hour to get there,
When we had 1 hour to go, you said we were wide,
Wide, usually, There is work there,
Corn,,,
You can go there,,, try by boat, There is a marina
at the end of the road, - Do you have a boat?
No, He is funny,
[to laugh]
I am a farmer, not a boatman,
[cries]
What a jerk, He screwed it all up,
I know, but you can't solve everything with violence,
- There's the key, - That's wonderful,
I feel the wheel turning, Benjamin,
So ?
It won't start,
- Damn it! - [boat horn]
- I do not understand, - Hey !
Otherwise there is,
Won't we go with that?
[funny music]
Well then?
Sorry, I can't anymore,
It's bursting,
Plus, I get seasick,
- If you want, I can,,, - Shut up,
If you want I can put
a pedal stroke,
Yeah, gladly,
That way, you will be useful for something,
[happy sigh]
Thank you anyway,
I'm having fun,
Thank's for ?
Thanks for all that,
It's really very successful, your thing,
It's the bachelor party
craziest thing I've seen,
Seb, how do you know him?
Seb? What are you talking about ?
Yeah, okay,
I get it, I said nothing,
Oh !
- Chimel! - Jacques Yves! Jacques Yves,
I'm sorry,
I wanted to reconnect with you,
but so strong,
So strong, strong, strong,
This is your controller talking to you,
On behalf of the captain,
our train will be rerouted
in the direction of Brest,
It's not possible,
For all complaints,
contact Michaud,
Jacques-Yves, they are talking about you!
It's him, it's Michaud!
It's him ! Michaud!
[all] Michaud! Michaud!
Michaud! Michaud!
Michaud! Michaud! Michaud!
To apologize for this setback,
we offer you a musical moment,
[Hello it's cool: "The Flowers"]
Go on !
Come on, Anthony,
We still have a trot,
Go for it, I regain my strength and I'm coming,
[groovy music]
It's the kind of thing that knocks your ass off,
Where are your things?
Eh ?
You should know where your pants are,
What the hell is this train?
It's,,, Uh,,,
Michaud?
What are you doing here?
I'll tell you,
I got the situation under control, Without me, it would have been a mess,
I arrested a gang of thugs
who vandalized the train,
Get out of there! They are several,
One two three four,
Look, it's crawling,
- Five six, - Michaud,
Your thugs are children,
- You don't know them, - Where are the parents?
- They weren't alone on the train, - There are no relatives,
[groovy music]
I'm going this way, and you are going this way,
- Okay, what are we looking for? - Shut up,
Excellent,
Edward, look at me,
Dad !
Oh well hey,
You're here, I've been looking for you for 2 hours,
You are unaware to leave like that!
Do you know these children?
I am his father and I am responsible
of all the others,
Where were you ?
It's him,
- He locked us up, - What ?
- You kidnapped them? - But no,,,
- I stopped them from doing harm, - Calm down !
- Michaud, explain yourself, - We are listening to you,
What did you do to the kids?
Sir, no scandal!
Come over there, Follow me,
Accompanied or not,
they turned my train around,
He scores a point,
- It's not them, - It's not them,
- So who is it ? - Who is it ?
It's me,
Yes Yes,
You soaped a car
to endanger passengers? - Yes,
I'm a crazy person,
- I'm afraid of nothing, - Hey oh!
Look at your badge,
Here, your cap,
It's not okay ?
Do you want it, the sleeve? So there it is,
- Here is, - He's ruining himself,
Sir, calm down or we'll take you away,
He's talking bullshit,
Look at the little one,
She made herself a costume with the curtain,
Did you do that?
It's incredible,
- Very good, - That's not the point,
A string of people is ready to file a complaint,
Either way, it's not clear,
We'll call the police,
Warn the parents of the children and get this story straightened out,
- Here is, - That's what you have to do,
You're going after us when he kidnapped the kids,
We dream !
I am also complaining,
Kidnapping is the assizes,
I assure you that this individual is no longer part of the household,
Here is,
Hence my surprise,
Come on, I have my train to leave, I,,,
[sigh]
OK, two agents should be there
in ten minutes,
Stay there, Michaud,
I don't know if you can hear me,
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention,
- Passengers on track 4,,, - It's Pepouze,
,,,will leave lane 2,
And travelers from lane 2 will leave lane 4,
Lane 1 Passengers
must go to lane 2,
What the fuck is this?
Go stop me,
Little mistake,
Passengers on lane 4 will leave lane 1,
Lane 2 Passengers
must use lane 4, Travelers on lane 3
must go to lane 2,
Small additional indication,
- It's incredible, - Enough to ?
When you think it's all about me,
It's a dingo, this Seb,
Sir ! Open that door!
Gotta open up!
Warning warning,
Notice to all passengers,
All train departures are brought forward by 10 min,
Euvrard, de Witte,
go and inform the travellers,
Do you mind running over my daughter?
- I'm sorry, I hadn't seen it, - I hadn't seen, yeah, yeah,
[hubbub of the angry crowd]
We didn't ring the bells for you,
But it won't! She is sick !
Pushes you !
She is sick ! Who does she think she is?
You stay here, okay?
- Alright kids, let's go, - No no !
No, he told us not to move,
Oh yeah ?
Otherwise what are you going to do?
We can put ourselves in the mouth,
You have an aggression problem,
You have two seconds to leave,
- People like you,,, - One,
[laughter]
Come on,
-,,,will be on arrival, Or not, - Sir !
Here it is, thank you
of your attention, We wish you a good trip,
Sir, open the door!
- Sir, open up! - Be reasonable, open,
Get out, sir,
It's good, I surrender,
- We don't have handcuffs, - There are no handcuffs,
Walk ahead of us,
Do not move,
It was too funny!
The controller was super scared,
He left like that,
Too strong,
He was more clever,
- You two are having a great time, - Yeah,
You had a great time on the train,
[together] Yeah, serious,
Here is, For all the bullshit you did on the train,
And the France-England,
it will be with me, - I know, yeah,
I understand that you are getting divorced, Mom is leaving us,
What ? What is this story ? Not at all,
With mom, we love each other like crazy,
Yeah, but,,,
Never, do you hear?
- OK, - Pepouze!
So ?
600 bullets, anyway,
For misuse of sworn material
for offensive purposes,
I'll keep that one,
Lets' go,
Kids, let's go, Just one last thing,
This whole story stays between us,
If your parents find out we missed the train,
I tell them all your nonsense, Understood ?
Is that a problem for anyone?
I did not hear,
[all] No, Benjamin,
OK, Let's go,
- Have you spoken to Vlad? - No,
With his mother, we,,,
We want to do it when he comes back,
If you need anything, I'm a doctor,
I wanted to say congratulations to you,
The organization is great,
You don't want to understand,
We don't know Seb,
[to laugh]
It's not a bachelor party,
Yeah, I love it,
I love, Really funny,
[telephone]
It's Marie,
Hello ?
Hi Dad, Have you arrived safely?
Obviously, We were on a train, nothing can happen,
No, but I was worried,
Stop, I'm here, You handle it all on your own
I haven't always been there, but trust me,
Let me catch up,
have a good time,
I manage, Everyone is waiting for me, I leave you,
- I kiss you, - Me too, I'll call you back,
But Pepouze,
We won't lie to mom anymore when we tag the metro?
Yes, Uh no !
She doesn't have to know,
I go up, I imagine,
No no, Seb arrives,
- Cool, - You're waiting there,
There, okay,
[Blondie: "Atomic"]
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