Wednesday
Ever since I can remember, the world has been ending somewhere,
Species extinction, deforestation, economic crises,
environmental pollution, terrorism
and climate change, Thanks a lot!
Pit stop? - Yes,
Somewhere there is always the next crisis,
the next war - and mankind has but a few years left,,,
,,,to avert the apocalypse, You get used to it,
But on Slaborn? Nothing ever happens!
Everyone knows everyone, everyone is nice,
beautiful landscape, dunes, meadows, cows,
pensioners on sailboats, Boring? For sure!
But I\'m only fifteen and newly in love,
I wouldn\'t mind if we could postpone the end of the world
for a while, please!
Where is Evelin?
Sorry, I\'m here,
Are you feeling better?
I don\'t know,
Everybody but Herm Sperm
Show it! - Wait, do it again,
Wait, I want to film it, wait
Okay, you got it? - Yes,
Guys, guys, guys!
Dude, show me!
Enough already?
I\'m fine,
What a twatface, dude!
You\'re all such idiots,
Dude, since when does Evelin like Miscarriage?
What do I know? Chicks,,, Whatever, - Did you break up?
Shut the fuck up!
Chill, dude,
Evelin has left the group,
It can\'t go on like this, Herm,
What\'? I didn\'t do anything, - Exactly!
You really need to stop being such a victim,
Wow, great idea, I\'ve only been trying that since forever?!
Tonight, at the Fisker-Party,
You\'re going with me, - No! I\'m not suicidal,
Then you can save your own ass in the future,
I\'ll pick you up at nine,
Arrival
Hello! - Hello!
Hello, Richard! - Hello!
Hello! - Hello!
Yes, she\'s coming, she\'s coming,
Richard!
Merit, hello!
Are you picking up your daughter?
Knuspa is picking her up, I\'m just the driver,
And you are picking up Luis? - Oh, God forbid, no,
He would be embarrassed,
No, I, uh, I\'m waiting for Nikolai Wagner,
THE Nikolai Wagner? "Zeugenzwerg"?
Exactly,
Wow! - Yes,
Author\'s reading and book signing session in my shop,
Maybe even in the Pavilion, - And people say nothing
happens here culturally,
He\'s currently writing his new novel, Maybe he\'ll set part of
it here on the island,
Wow, - Yes,
Okay, you are right, The whole
thing was a crazy idea, - Tell me about it,
But that\'s how you love your flock,
Impulsive and impetuous,
You are not supposed to make any deals without me,
- Come on, it\'s no big issue, One evening, small reading,
The woman is some kind of super-fan and,,, pays well,
Oh yes? How much? - Come on, Lena,
I just don\'t understand why you\'re leaving your desk at all
and ship off to the boondocks,
Six weeks before the deadline! - Maybe I find the
boondocks inspiring?
Your novel is set in New York, Don\'t take me for an idiot,
I\'m not stupid,
Three days of rest and isolation, with my laptop
in a hotel by the sea, what\'s so dramatic about it?
Are you seriously asking that, Nikolai?
How is it going?
No,,, problems anymore?
No, I\'m in the home stretch,
Okay, I\'m on your side,
But you shouldn\'t lie to your agent,
Honestly,
The book will be brilliant,
My best work,
Of course I wouldn\'t have to do this reading,
if you could negotiate another advance payment,
Lena?
I don\'t think you realize what a tsunami is coming at you,
if you don\'t deliver a manuscript in six weeks,
You signed your contract, you took the advance,
you pushed back the deadline three times,
If you don\'t deliver now, be prepared
for the publisher to sue your ass off!
No problem, I\'m in the flow right now,
I can do six weeks,
The sophomore novel is always difficult, especially when
the first one was such a success as "Zeugenzwerg,"
You just have to get through it,
Even you, So back to your keyboard and
stay away from drugs!
Hey Knuspa, hey girl, did you miss me?
Have you been a good girl?
My little girl,
Well, Father? - Well, Daughter?
You look terrible! - I am happy to see you, too,
Are you sick? - Nah, just exhausted,
A bus ride with a bunch of teenagers
is not my thing,
Then let\'s go home, - Come on, Knuspa, come on,
Bonjour madame,
Mister Wagner! Mister Wagner!
Mrs, Ponz?
Yes, Welcome to Slmborn, - Thanks,
Uh, yes, this way to the car,
Alright,
So we are really,,, I am very honored
that you actually came,
Yes?
Oh God, I\'m so nervous,
It\'s okay,
Tell me, Mrs, Ponz, would
it be possible that you drive me straight to the hotel\'?
I\'d like to take a shower and get some rest,
Um, I didn\'t actually put you up in a hotel,
We have a guest room at our house,
A large room with a private bathroom and lots of privacy,
All to yourself,
And, uh, you can stay as long as you like,
Well that\'s just marvelous,
Yes,
And this is where you can put the luggage,
Ah yes,
That\'s convenient,
This is the police,
Anyone there? Hello?
If it isn\'t old Fisker-Magnus,
Mikkel! Or should I say Mister Schwarting?
To think that we\'d shake hands one day,
A lot has changed, - I\'ve picked you up
here more than once,
Not this time,
The old Qstergaard supports our project,
You want to bring trouble to the island,
No,
This is Qstergaards land,
He can do what he wants with it,
But there are some citizens who are worried,
They want Sloborn to stay peaceful,
I can understand that, - No matter who fucks up here,
I will hold you responsible,
But good thing you got your life on track, Fisker,
What about Jan\'?
He\'s in your house,
He hasn\'t changed,
Hey Evelin! - Evelin!
Hey idiots, Come here,
Are you all right?
Hey bimbo, How was it? - As always great without you,
Hey!
Where\'s Mom?
We\'ll put Kielmann here, he\'s the most critical,
Then he can\'t leave so quickly,
Rolf sits at the exit,,, Hello darling!
Are you okay? You don\'t look well,
Yes, just the bus ride,
Hello Valeska! - Hello clear!
It\'s good to have you back,
What\'s the matter?
Just that I\'m back,
We\'ll talk at dinner tonight, okay?
Then I\'ll have time for you,
Then you can tell us everything,
Yes,,,
Oh Evelin, you wanted to pick Peter up
from the orthodontist tomorrow,
Can you drop off Lukas to his guitar lesson after that?
And then I want you to make sure that all four of you
are here at 7:30 for the presentation, okay?
Formally dressed, Can I count on you\'?
Sure, as always,
She\'s letting me play Mom for the boys again,
It\'s an important event for her tomorrow,
One can take some responsibility at your age,
House call to where?
Loki Mansur,
Can I come?
In your condition?
I\'m feeling better,
All right, If you say so, - Thanks,
You can make it a bit bigger,
There\'s always a party,
Will I be invited?
Hello, brother,
Fuck you!
No, seriously,
Fuck you,
I needed some distance,
Took me longer,
You think I care? After all these years?
It was hard in prison -
Don\'t tell me about your prison trauma and whatnot,
Better tell me why you\'re really here,
I\'ve started a rehab program for delinquent youths,
How noble,
The first group will come to the island tomorrow, We\'re fixing up the old Qstergaard farm,
You think I don\'t know this shit already?
"Magnus Fisker returns to the island with ten of his kind,"
Listen, I want you to stay away from the kids,,,
- Why Slmborn?
You could have settled your "Big Brother Club"
at any shithole in this world,
The farm is perfect,
And I thought maybe we could straighten you out, too,
Man, you are such a lying wanker!
You want to take my house away,
I\'ve read the letters from your lawyer,
I thought you didn\'t get them,
Adam let me peek,
So you know why I\'m here, I need the money for my project,
I have something to believe in now, For the first time in my life,
The house is mine,
Only half of it,
You\'ve been away for years, Hell - I\'ve lived here!
You\'re not getting it, okay?
Then pay me off,
Am I Croesus or what?
No, Drug dealer, You should have money,
I am a fucking tattoo artist,
And now fuck off, before I smash your face in,
We will have to sort this out, One way or another,
Sure, man,,,
,,,we\'re celebrating!
You are cordially invited!
Matze?!
Matze, come on!
Matze!
Come over here!
Come on, start the engine! They don\'t see us!
Fuck!
I can\'t start the engine!
Fuck! Matze?!
Matze?! Matze!
Matze!
The RNA virus was completely unknown until months ago,
but the new strain is highly infectious now
between humans, as well,
and is spreading in India, Asia and South America
Hi, - Hello,
Hello, - Is Fiete home?
In his room, Just go upstairs, okay? - Thanks,
Where is the patient?
How long has this been going on for?
- Since this morning,
Temperature?
Way too high,
It\'s good that you\'ve isolated her,
I\'ll take a few samples, then we\'ll see,
Go away!
Hi,
There must be a glitch in the matrix,
My father is on house call,
You just blew me off for a week,
Like you don\'t know me,
I suppose you\'re embarrassed that you snacked on the Fiete
Burger, - Dude, ew! That
was a one-time thing,
Never say never, - I want you to leave Herm alone,
He\'s a pain in the ass,
He hasn\'t done anything,
A turd didn\'t do anything, either,
But I still don\'t want shit on my shoe,
I\'m bringing him to the party today, I want you to treat him
well, Do me a favor,
What\'? What do I get?
Who knows?
See you at the party,
Evi, are you okay?
Home and bed, come on, - Nah, it\'s out now,
I\'ve eaten something wrong,
I\'m fine already, Look,
I feel this good,
Dad?
I\'m back home!
What are you doing?
I, uh, I wanted to borrow this because,,,
I\'m going to a party,
This is stupid, I know,
Don\'t get any stains on it,
Thanks,
It\'s great you\'re finally doing boys stuff,
Thanks, - Don\'t embarrass yourself,
If you need anything, anything at all, call me,
- Of course,
Bye, - Bye,
,,,pigeon flu epidemic in India is unlikely to still be
controllable according to the WHO,
While in South Korea, China, Taiwan and Japan, preventative
measures still seem to be effective,
Quoting WHO director general Rice, the travel
restrictions,,,
Hey Evelin! - Hello!
I\'ll take those,
How was the field trip? - Great,
Can\'t leave till 11:00, Sorry!
Four euros and two cents back, How\'s your mother?
Are you okay?
My period, I think, One second,
I\'ll take those, too,
Keep the change, - Hopefully you didn\'t
catch anything,
Nah, it\'s fine,
Give my love to your mother! - Will do!
Got weed for 20?
Dude, who brought you here?
Are you retarded?
Why? Don\'t you run a pharmacy anymore?
- Yes,
But I don\'t want to go to jail because of you kids,
You go to the pharmacy, buy "pills" from Susi,
You say your name like you say it at Starbucks,
And what you really want,
I get a text and a hardworking helper
will find you,
And brings the stuff to you, okay?
I don\'t think you realize what a tsunami is coming at you,,,
A manuscript in six weeks,,, And keep away from drugs!
Mister Wagner?
Yes?
Dinner,
So this is our guest, Nikolai Wagner,
This is my husband Arne and our son Luis,
Good evening, Hello,
So, welcome,
Evening, gentlemen, Hello,
Are you all right?
Yeah, Yes,
Why?
Because you\'re sweating like a junkie,
You probably know many,
Luis!
No, I\'m - uh - I\'m fine,
I\'m fine,
Then let\'s pray,
Bless this food, O Lord, and guide us along the right path,
And forgive us our trespasses,
And above all, bless our guest,
That he has a fulfilling and loving time on our island,,,
Amen,
Do I hear social interaction?
What\'?
A party? Gathering?
Sociable encounters in a communal get-together?
Yes, Every second Wednesday throughout the season,
The Fisker parties are legendary,
Mister Wagner is currently writing his new novel, right?
Yes,
That\'s what my contract says,
Do you actually write while you are here?
Well, I would find it exciting if a part of
your novel was written in our house,
That would be a feeling while reading, right?
Sure, Merit,
Excuse me, but I am overcome by an irrepressible desire for freedom,
He\'s so wasted,
Evi? - In the bathroom!
Are you okay?
It\'s all good!
How did you get here?
On foot!
Why didn\'t you call?
Dad, I\'m on the toilet!
Pregnant
Lady visitor,
Hold on,
The pants,
That\'s how it\'s done,
Hi, Evelin is sick,
You have to deal with me,
Okay, Cool, I don\'t mind,,, Uh, I mean, great,
You guys got this, right?
Yeah, looks shit, right? - Nah, it\'s fine,
May I? - Uh, yes,
Yeah,
Yeah, okay then,,,
Shall we? - Yes,
Okay, I\'ll take blow for fifty,
I don\'t know you,
So what?
This is my party-
You are not invited,
I just want some coke,
Isn\'t that,,,
Illegal?
I don\'t know, I\'m not with the drug squad,
Hey, my name is Nikolai Wagner, You can google me,
And then?
Well then you see that I have the Ingeborg Bachmann Award,
And no, this is not a police medal,
I am a writer,
Listen, you big shot,
I don\'t care who you are,
You\'re not invited and that\'s it!
Get lost!
Where\'s Mom?
Quickly back to the office, The real estate thing tomorrow
for grandpa,,,
ls there a free seat?
Sure,
Hey!
How is it?
Hi,
How do we know you\'re not a snitch? - A what?
Ah yes, okay, it\'s like buying beer through an adult,
Only the other way around,
You get me something to snort for 30
and can keep the remaining 20,
How about that? I\'ll just give you mine for 50,
Come on, this is half empty,,,
Yeah shit, give it to me,
Give me that stuff, - Hey, stay out,
This is a private transaction,
There is no such thing,
Give me the stuff,
No,
You
are
not
invfled!
Hey, let go!
Let gm!
Hey! Let go!
Calm down! - Okay, I am calm,
Never fucking do that again!
Nice party!
You know what\'ll happen if you send a tourist to the hospital,
Why do you care? Are you my social worker now?
Why don\'t you quit all that gangster shit? Work for me,
Who do you think you are?
I can train you,,, Give you a salary -
You want to pay me a salary?
You want to take my house and then patronize me? I live here, damn it!
You have to make just one decision to change your life,
One decision,
Just stay away from me,
I\'m not coming today, sorry!
What\'s wrong? Are you okay?
It\'s all good, See you tomorrow, Kisses
Here we go,
Stay calm,
Hey guys!
Hi,
What about Evelin? Didn\'t she want to come too?
Didn\'t feel good,
Eh? I thought you hooked up with her, dude,
Shut up, - Did she break your heart?
What are you smiling at, Miscarriage?
Nothing,
Here, now you got something to smile,
Piss-face!
Stop it!
Where is he? Where is he?! - There!
Shit, where is he?
Probably in the dunes,
Hey, come out, faggot, it\'ll just get worse!
Guys,,, - He probably ran home,
Guys, look! - What is it?
Oh my God! What happened?
- I got to know the charm of the local proletariat,
Should I call a doctor? - No, not necessary,
Come in, - Thanks,
Does it look that bad?
Have you been mugged?
Not everyone appreciates my engaging personality,
It\'s quite exciting with you,
It\'s hard to believe, but I know how to behave myself occasionally,
"Behavior is merely a way to keep the knowledge
of human nature in check through manners,"
You have,,,
You have read my term paper?
I\'ve read everything you\'ve written,
We should,,, uh,
Well you should,,,
Get some rest,
Yes,
I\'m sorry that I ended our dinner so abruptly earlier,
Hello? Anybody there?
I have a bad feeling, We shouldn\'t be here!
You have to admit that it\'s strange, Nobody\'s here,
This is a fucking ghost ship!
Dude, do you smell that, too?
Dude! Are you okay?
Fuck, dude! He\'s dead!
Fuck! - Let\'s go!
Shit, shit!
Shit, dude, Shit, shit, shit!
Come in,
Student Counselor Milan Gruber
Are you okay?
You\'ll ruin me, - I barely made it through
the school trip,
Tell me you want to be with me forever,
I want to be with you forever,