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Directed by Rémi Chayé
CALAMITY a Childhood of Martha Jane Cannary
Martha Jane!
Can you carry me?
It's early, Elijah, Chin up!
When will we get there?
- Soon, - How soon?
I don't know, in a few months,
Tell me again how it will be,
When we reach Oregon, the wagons will stop,
All of us will build real houses,
In many colours:
blue, white, green,,,
with nice windows and flowers,
There'll be lots of rooms,
One to sleep in, even a chamber for bathing,,,
What's that?
A room just for washing ourselves,
With stone basins, where water flows in through taps,
No need to go to the river!
Daddy will smile,
like when Mommy was here,
When's she coming back?
Your mother is dead and buried, You'll never see her again,
You, dung head, shut your stinkin' trap!
Get the hell outta here,
Dung head!
But you're,,,
Ethan!
We're crossing, Gather the herd,
Yes, Pa! Let's go,
Martha Jane said
that Ethan was a dung head,
Don't tell me you fought with him again?
He's the son of the leader,
- But he said Mommy,,, - I don't want a fuss,
We're lucky to have our spot,
They can't insult us for being poorer!
Listen! I swore to your mother I'd take you there,
Promise me you'll behave,
Martha Jane?
You promise?
Yes, OK, Fine,
Your turn, Cannarys!
- Hold on tight, - Hurry up!
There's no time to lose!
Let's go Bacon, Modestine!
What's wrong, Robert?
Straighten up!
And,,,
splash!
Ethan, the calf!
- We'll need to repair the axel, - What an oaf!
We should never have taken this family,
C'mon, friends,
Remember we promised Mrs Cannary on her deathbed
to take her family to Oregon,
Let's stop here and set up camp by the forest,
What! We could've done 3 hours more!
Get it together, Robert, I can't cover your back every time,
I'm really sorry,
Martha?
Are you OK?
No worries!
Eve,
make yourselves useful,
- Go get some wood, - Yes, Pa,
Coming?
Once we get there, I'm sure it'll be fine,
- If we get there! - Don't jinx us,,,
What! You lost a calf!
You're incorrigible,
I gave you that responsibility and you lost one!
You're acting like a clown,
Catch me if you can! I'm the little calf!
Where is the little calf?
I'm the little calf!
Stop it!
- What are you doing? - We can't build a fire with that,
Don't go, it's too dangerous, They haven't found the calf!
- There may be wild beasts in the woods, - They'll eat us!
They'll rip out your guts,
Stop it!
You go, if you're so brave,
Don't be scared,
Look, this stone
I found it near a tall tree in a meadow,
I saw it because it shined as though on fire,
When I had it in my hand,
I heard a woman's voice saying that this stone
had the power to repel wild beasts,
With it, bears, wolves,,,
disappear!
We have nothing to fear,
Martha!
Esther, hurry up,
Pa hates waiting,
Hey, I found your calf,
He's not mine,
Just as well, 'cos he was eaten, By a puma,
- Liar! - See for yourself!
- When I have time, - Sure, you're afraid,
With your clumsy dad, I'd shut up!
He made us laugh,
But my pa wouldn't have missed the calf,
It's true! My father's great with a lasso,
One day, a big herd of bison was blocking the road,
My Pa arrived,,,
Splash! Fell in a puddle!
Can you tell me how it'll be there again?
No, Lena, not every night!
Please, just for a little bit,
- Soon, in Oregon,,, - How soon?
Don't start, or I'll stop,
When we're in Oregon,
we'll have a field that runs gently down to the river,
There, the soil is so fertile
that when you throw seeds, the crops grow immediately!
There's so much wildlife there,
that when Daddy goes hunting,
we'll barely have time to bake a pie,,,
Settle, Bacon,,,
What's he doing now?
Seriously, Robert!
C'mon, Pa,,,
Papa!
Damn it, Cannary!
Papa?
You broke a leg and two ribs,
Lie down in your wagon, you must rest for a good while,
No way, who'll drive the wagon?
I'd like to help, but I only have girls,
We'll find a solution,
l can drive it, I can learn!
Don't be silly, young lady, Ethan!
Come here,
So, sweethearts, how are we?
Lose your horse, Ethan?
We gathered all the calves,
Unlike when you've got the lasso!
Halt!
Keep moving,
Come on, let's go!
It's OK, you can go,
I'll do it,
- Done it before? - It's not hard,
OK, if you like,
C'mon, Bacon, help me!
When it boils, put that in OK? Mind the fire,
Don't let Elijah wander off,
Be right back, I need to water Bacon,
It's not funny! I put up with her all day,
I'd like to see you try,
Stop it, Bacon,
Stop it!
Halt!
Vera!
Thanks, Martha,
What's with the clothes?
Are you mad? You can't wear pants!
- It isn't right, - Why not?
Stop it, You're a girl, Girls wear skirts,
- Skirts are impractical, - Your Pa agrees?
Want to try?
Are you nuts? If Ma sees me with you dressed like that,
she'll kill me,
She's right, you're mad,
Can I try?
You'll never make it,
With a flick of the wrist
to go right, you pull right,
to go left, you pull,,,?
Er, right?
No, left!
You're letting a girl lead?
Look out!
Hey kids,
eyes up!
Sorry, sir! It's her fault,
Dirty liar!
With no qualms,
How do you leave a moving wagon?
Like this!
Thank you, sir!
What are you doing here alone?
I'm with the convoy over there,
A convoy?
- We're going to Oregon, - You're too far south,
- You know the area? - I know it inside out,
Pik? Come on, pup,
I'm a scout with the 3rd cavalry corps, My name is Samson,
Mr, Abraham?
This officer saved my life,
2nd Lieutenant Samson, scout with the 3rd cavalry corps,
Your daughter was in trouble,
She's not my daughter,
Are you alone?
I'll join my regiment at Hot Springs,
She told me you're lost?
Not really, we're headed to South Pass,
You're way off!
Wait, I'll show you,
See, you're here,
- You should be here, - It's far off?
Believe me, I've patrolled the entire area,
What? We're there? It's a disaster!
- We'll never make it to Fort Hall! - How did this happen?
Calm down, Let's not lose our tempers,
- What is it? - Your Pa led us the wrong way,
He did not,
Don't take it badly, Abraham, but he knows the area,
- He can help us! - That's not the point,
- We can't trust our fate to a stranger, - You know the road, sir?
- No, but my guide,,, - A guide?
- Oh, a book? - Yes,,,
I,,,
Look, Forget it,
- I'm due in Hot Springs, - Wait!
Abraham, listen to us, Be reasonable,
- He knows the area, - We don't need him,
It'd be an honour, Lieutenant,
No, as I was saying, I have to be in Hot Springs,
What if we gave you a stipend?
- We're not rich, but,,, - Fine, it's only a few days,
Thank you, sir,
I said: "We'll blindfold the horses,"
We all got off the horses and held them by the bridle,
That's how we got to the bottom of that steep pass,
There were stones rolling and falling all around us,
They were scared stiff,
If I hadn't found that passage, we would've been trapped!
Take your places!
Get in line!
Forward, ho!
This way!
We'll turn slightly west after the mound,
Let's go, my boy,
C'mon, let's go!
Why are you on that wagon?
I'm driving,
You'd be better off herding, It lacks arms,
I asked my son to help, Their father's ill,
But the girl can cope! Can't you?
Yes, sir, It's not that hard,
Well that's settled then,
Stay firm, you're the Boss,
Take it, give it slack, but don't pull!
You're the one driving,
Relax your shoulders,
There you go, light in hand,
Well, you learn quickly,
Thanks,
I have something for you,
What is it?
My good luck stone,
It's to thank you for saving me,
Thanks, you're very kind,
But, it's just a soldier's duty,
I'd join the army,
Nothing fazes you!
And I'll give you my map,
Thank you, sir!
I know the region by heart,
Where are we?
We are here,
Right here,
I'll go to here with you, See this line?
That's the way to Hot Springs,
Thank you, that's great!
So distinguished in his uniform,
I love his smile,
- We've seen how you look at him, - Not true!
- Why not? He's handsome, - Marry him, then!
What I like best is his moustache,
All you think about is marriage!
But isn't his life crazy?
Imagine if we could live that way,,,
Here, Elijah, Eat it all,
I don't want it!
It's gross!
My skirt! Elijah! It's stained!
Lena, enough! They're just beans,
Howling like a coyote for beans?
- Shut up, ugly troll! - Children,,,
Papa!
- You're not sleeping? - I feel better, I think I can get up,
What are you doing in those pants?
For the horses,
Could no one help you?
I got by,
Learned to ride, to lasso,,,
Martha, what is this all about? You always have to get noticed,
Stop embarrassing me,
Fetch me some water,
- Samson doesn't care about you, - Leave me alone,
He threw away your stone,
Lying dung head!
You think 'cos you lasso you know how to fight too?
I dragged her by the hair! What'd she expect?
Fight back!
What are you doing?
Let me go!
I said, let go!
Let me go!
Slow down,
Mind your own business!
What's happening?
You filthy pig!
You've cut your hair? You're in pants?
What a calamity!
- Three against one, - Enough, you!
She started it!
"She started it!"
Here!
That'll teach you to laugh at me,
Hurry up!
Cannary!
Discipline your daughter!
I won't tolerate that get-up!
Pik?
What did you see?
Where are you going?
I'll be right back, Go back to sleep,
Samson!
He's gone,
My candlestick!
- Granny's clock is missing! - My wife can't find her necklace,
Come on, friends! Calm down, We'll find out who did it,
Quick, let's go see Samson,
He'll know what to do,
Why are you here?
- Where's Samson? - I don't know, he left,
What? He robbed us!
Why didn't you warn us? How long have you been here?
- You're hurting me! - Talk, you scum!
- Where's Samson? - She won't say!
I don't know!
She's hiding something,
You helped him rob us,
You bad egg!
- I'm innocent! - Martha?
- What's going on? - It's your daughter!
She's a dirty thief!
No, it's not my fault!
Martha slept next to Lena, she never leaves her for long,
Lena? What's wrong?
Lena,
If you saw something, tell us,
Martha,,,
she didn't stay with me,
I was scared,
She told me she was coming back, but she never came back,
It's because,,,
You left your sister?
Their closeness was suspicious!
- He can't be far! - Ernest, saddle the horses!
Calm down, my friends,
It's too dark, we can't risk it,
We don't know when he left
or which way he went,
Listen, my friends!
Winter and the mountains await us,
- But Granny's clock! - Let us not lose reason
for some objects, however precious they may be,
Lock up the kid,
and we'll meet as a council,
Come, friends,
- Back to the wagons! - I did nothing! Let me go!
Abraham, please,,,
Paterson,,,
Let me go,
I'm innocent! Papa!
What was decided?
Abraham decided to ditch the Cannarys at the next post,
Not so far! Drop them here, strip their wagon,
To recover our loss!
Pik!
Help me find Samson, bite the rope!
Bite the rope!
I don't trust you anymore, You've changed,
Ma loved her candlestick,
I'm innocent, trust me!
I'll find your stuff!
I know the way, I have his map,
You're crazy, you'll never make it,
I don't have any choice, they want to ditch us,
If I don't go, we'll lose everything,
And he's got such a heavy mule I'll catch up with him in a jiffy,
Take care of Lena and Elijah, until I come back,
OK?
Eve?
Got you, Samson,
We're here,
And Samson's going to Hot Springs,
We have to pass this rock,
It must be that way, We're almost there,
We must be here, Or maybe there,
Maybe,,,
I don't understand!
Pik, help me, You must know which way he went,
Bingo!
Here Pik, sniff Samson's map,
Sniff it!
Track!
Come back! Heel!
Abraham said two days, no more,
She's a kid, for God's sake, We keep looking,
They won't leave the camp without us,
Are you OK?
- What's your problem? - What?
It was a tame bear, I was training it,
Oh, come on,,, I'm sorry, I didn't know,
Yeah boy? Thanks to you, I just lost my meal ticket!
I'm not a b,,, I'm a,,,
You're not a,,, You're sorry? We have a problem,
Get out, dirty mutt! Don't touch my stuff,
He'll come back, no? He's tame!
Well, I caught him yesterday,
But still,,, With him, I would've earned lotsa dough, So pay me back!
I don't have any money,
- Your horse, - What? Leave Bacon alone!
- Gimme! - No, let go!
There she is!
Martha Jane!
- Stupid kid, - Go!
What are you doing?
Stop or I'll,,,
Go, go, go!
Let it go, thief!
Let it go!
Watch out!
What the hell did you do?!
- I'm really sorry, - Sorry?
You're a calamity!
Out of nowhere, you scare my bear, steal my cart,
throw all my stuff in the river!
All you can say is "sorry"!
That's my horse!
He's mine now,
To replace the mule you threw in the rapids,
I'll take the dog too,
What? Pik? No way!
For the bear, Now scram!
Get lost!
Are you going to Hot Springs? To tell my folks,,,
Scram, I said!
OK, Too bad for the reward,
Yeah,
- What reward? - Forget it,
- I see I'm bugging you, - No, what do those two want?
To trade me for a ransom, My Pa's rich,
Rich?
He has the biggest farm, And I'm his sole heir,
Right, bye!
OK, I'll take you home,
What's your name?
I'm Mar,,,
Marcus, My name's Marcus,
Marcus?
I'm Jonas,
I'll take you to your Pa, but he better be generous!
Get over here and pick this up,
This and that! That too!
Move it!
Is Hot Springs far?
When do we get there?
How much further?
Shut up, will you?
We'll stop here,
You handle the fire,
I don't know how, I wasn't taught,
These Daddy's boys don't know how to do anything,
Pull my boots off,
C'mon, Pull!
Hard, don't be a girl,
Look at this oaf, can't even land on his feet!
Will we get there soon? I'm hungry,
Whose fault is it? You threw all my supplies in the water,
Well, you're lucky, Do you know what this is?
These are trapper's footprints,
With a heavy load, Three horsemen, two mules,
The hunt must've been good, so it will be for us!
You chat, I'll act wounded,
Once they trust you, it's easier to rob them, Got it?
- I'm no thief! - Whatever!
You're just chicken, "Oh, I'm so scared,"
We have a week to go, How do you think we'll eat?
Help! Help!
Help us, my brother Abigail is wounded!
It hurts!
Please,
my brother was attacked by a bear,
And I begin washing my hair in the river,
I rub,
I rinse, and I re-rub,
And when I look up, what do I see?
A puma!
I think, I'm ruined, when all of a sudden,
this coyote Samson shows up at a gallop in his ceremonial outfit,
He's standing on his horse like that!
He arms and shoots, pam!
He stuck the bullet between the two eyes,
Dead stiff, the puma,
We'll make a nice winter coat out of it,
Hey, Marcus,,,
The looks on their faces! I'm a genius,
Now we just have to sell the furs to pioneers,
Pioneers?
They're the best suckers! You were great with the trappers,,,
You'll pull one over the pioneers, easy,,,
The best suckers, Samson must've thought so,
Are you mad? The trappers are after us!
I'm giving back these furs,
What? Stop!
Give me the reins!
That hurt!
I'm no thief! I don't sucker people!
- Also, my parents aren't rich! - What?
There's no house at Hot Springs, no reward,
Are you truly dumb or do you get it?
- Liar! - Thief!
- Cretin! - You are!
- No, you! - Clutz!
- You're the clutz! - Idiot!
- Sissy! - No, you!
You!
- No, you! - No,,,
Guess they got sick of us,
Ow, watch out!
Gimme a break,
Must get rid of this chain,
Are you nuts?
Stop!
See, there, in the middle? It's Pegasus,
And then, if you go down,
it makes small stairs, that's the Lizard,
And to the left of the stairs, there is a huge, shiny one,
It's the Swan,
Excuse me?
I'm looking for Samson, Know him?
- Warn me when you turn! - Give it a rest,
No way!
Look, there,,,
- Bye, I won't miss you, - You either!
Bye!
Mommy, can you carry me?
There are tons of Samsons!
Yes, but he's a lieutenant in the 3rd cavalry corps,
In that case, check with the colonel,
He's playing poker with the sheriff,
Ready?
I don't have all day!
Not this time, sheriff, You're bluffing,
Officer, sir,
I'm looking for a scout,,,
Can't you see we're busy?
- Raise 10, - Call,
3 kings,
You win, I want a rematch,
Always a pleasure,
A soldier robbed me,
Still you? Get lost!
Who is this kid?
What's going on?
Not so smart now, dung head!
Just you wait!
Look at that!
Sheriff, stop laughing, help me catch him!
Stop now!
My sausages!
Come back here!
Hi!
Got you,
We'll hang them!
They'll pay for this!
2 weeks work they've ruined!
And he stole my watch,
Sheriff! It's impossible!
You lost them too?
You never told me why you're here,
I'm looking for a bad guy who tricked me,
I can help, if you like,
We wait for things to calm down and get Bacon back,
He's right there, a little lower down,
Go, go,,,
What are you doing in there, kids?
I don't like being mocked,
I'll smash those 2 clowns!
I'll show them! I'm telling you now, colonel,
Here, let's go up this alley,
they must be here somewhere,
It's OK, they've gone,
I see you're running from the sheriff,
But next time, ask first, Alright?
- Yes, but,,, - Don't talk back!
I've rarely seen a girl with such bad manners,
He's not a girl,
Yes, she is,
Aren't you? You'd have to be a boy not to notice!
What, really? You're a missy!
Don't call me that,
But that's what you are, spouting lies!
Missy!
That's enough! Get off now,
But,,, we don't know where to go,
Maybe Madame would have work for two poor orphans?
I always need extra hands,
But no more fighting!
Anything you like,
I bet she'll have us plant flowers,
We were swindled!
We never should've accepted,
Hey you, get to work!
I can't take it,
- I won't make it, - One week, until we're forgotten,
Kids, move it, I'm hungry,
Are you with the 3rd cavalry?
I was, but gold pays better,
Now out of my way,
Wait!
Do you know Lt, Samson? I've looked everywhere!
No, But the 3rd are leaving soon,
You'd better hurry!
How will you reimburse me?
You are not in a position to refuse my proposal,
You owe me far too much money, Madame Moustache,
I've nearly found the gold vein,
New tests show it's on the other side of the casing my men found,
If it really exists,,,
It does!
I studied geology for 5 years in Boston,
Yet it's obvious the rock is too hard here
and you don't have the men or equipment to pierce it,
Lend them to me,
If you don't find it, how will you pay me?
This is my best offer,
Crook! My concession is worth much more,
Without a vein,,, come on, Be reasonable,
You're drowning in debt!
Let me help you, I couldn't leave
such a beautiful woman on the verge of bankruptcy,
Madam! I'm here for the pay,
Knock before entering,
You hire girls, now?
Yes and this one's very efficient,
As efficient as she is ill-mannered!
After all,,,
- He doesn't look happy, dung head, - Yes,
Luckily you arrived, I was about to make a big mistake,
You'd have more if you waited,
Why leave now?
Too hard?
No, A guy who robbed me, his regiment is leaving,,,
Madam, Madam!
What's going on, Louis?
It's Carson, He spoke to the workers and they all left,
It's much too narrow,
The four of us can't widen that casing,
- I can fit, - It's too risky,
It's a real maze in there,
It's hopeless!
You can pull me with this!
Go to the end, look for grey clay, Fill this box,
- OK? - OK,
Martha,
be careful,
It's been too long, Try pulling on it,
Oh no!
Martha!
Lord, what'll we do?
Pik, what is it?
Smell something?
Martha!
I'm sorry, I lost the box,
No matter, the main thing is you're safe,
I'm nothing but a clutz!
You did it, Martha!
You did it!
You found the vein!
So this is a bath chamber?
Sorry,
Don't play shy now!
It's an amazing vein!
Thanks, my dear!
Tell me how I can help you,
I must go to the regiment,
- They're leaving soon, - But you exposed the colonel's butt!
They'll recognise you,
I don't care, I want to find Samson
so he returns what he stole,
Dress as a girl,
The colonel won't recognise you,
Right! You were in boy's clothes, Dress as a real girl!
What do you mean, "real"? I'm a real girl!
No, I mean, in an elegant dress,,,
You mean,,,
"Hello sheriff, do you have the time, please?"
"Ah! You lost your watch,
"What a pain!"
Yes, exactly,
Shut up, Ever tried walking in petticoats?
- Impossible shoes! - Stop moaning,
Look how pretty you are,
- See? The dress suits you, - I agree,
I don't care! I hate wearing a dress, Why are boys so lucky?
Even with clothes?
- Looks like you're in a costume, - I prefer pants,
You want to find Samson?
Stand up straight and smile,
Move,
Easy now,
Don't move, stay,
It'll be OK,
Stand up straight,
Wait, I'll go first,
Do what I do, you'll be fine,
Hello, Colonel,
This is my niece, Martha Jane,
Your niece! Nice to meet you,
I feel like I've seen you before,
At the ball, no doubt,
My niece is looking for a Lt, Samson, a cousin she hasn't seen for ages,
Samson? 2nd Lieutenant?
Yes, indeed,
- Go find Samson, - Yes, Colonel!
Where are you off to?
Our winter quarters,
You called, Colonel?
This girl wanted a word,
No, that's not my cousin!
That dung head! He took me for a fool,
Dung head?
Thank you, Colonel,
Madam, you're leaving?
Yes, we're expected, Goodbye, Colonel,
Hurry!
Dung head,,,
Well done, he nearly recognised you,
"Dung head": what did I tell you?
I'm sorry, I spoil everything,
What is it, Pik?
Calm down!
Samson?
I think he smells Samson,
I have to follow him!
No!
Dung head,,,
It was that kid from the saloon!
What the,,,?
Sorry!
It's you!
Get back here!
But it's a general's uniform!
What,,,
Pik?
- You! - Freeze! Or I'll sound the alarm,
I don't think your pals will be happy to learn this,
Little thief!
You're the thief! Give me back the pioneers' stuff!
What pioneers? What do you mean?
Oh, the kid from the convoy,
Thief! Why did you do it?
I didn't!
It was that kid who always teased you,
I bet he had a crush on you,
Ethan?
Yes, He gave me all that so I'd leave,
I undermined his pa,
In the meantime, I'd put you on the right track,
OK, but now, give them back,
No, they're mine,
Want me to sound the alarm?
OK,
Take them back,
Want the key?
Yes, please,
You know, my name's not Samson,
I know, You're not a Lieutenant,
No, I do the laundry, A minion,
I wash, scrub,
and iron for these pretentious soldiers,
So one day, I slipped on one of their uniforms,
You have no idea how differently I was seen,
I was transformed!
You know about that, with your pants!
Hey, kid,
You know,
they might all be dead,
They wanted to cross Warm River,
I told them no one's ever made it,
but they were set on it,
So, forget about them,,,
Thanks for bringing Pik back,
He helped you, I see,
There you are, bugler!
Colonel, I found the bugler!
Finally!
Play us no, 17,
I'm going to lock you up!
Get in!
Dung head!
Thanks, Madame Moustache,
Take care, Martha Jane,
See? Gold,
Magic,,,
You really like it?
Louis is going to teach me,
Don't you want to be a gold digger?
Like Moustache?
Stay here,
I can't, My family,,,
What about you? Where's yours?
I haven't had one for ages,
Where I was, they beat the orphans, I promised myself never to return,
I'm better off here,
You promised to help me,
You get by fine on your own,
OK, well, I'm off,
Bye,
Wait!
Here, Calamity!
Your head will be softer!
Thanks,
Your turn, Ethan!
Ethan!
Help!
Ethan? Are you OK?
Help! Help us!
No one's hurt?
No, we're fine now,
Let's go help the others!
Thank you, Without you, we would never have made it through,
You saved my life,
My name's Ethan,
And you?
People call me Calamity,,,
Calamity Jane,
Martha Jane?
You're not with Mommy?
No, my dove, I missed you too much!
Lena?
Come now Lena, go see your big sister!
It's over, toad, All's well now,
Oh, Martha!
My daughter,
My big girl,
You're alive!
Forgive me,
I got your things back,
You know I had nothing to do with the theft,
Honestly,
Ethan confessed
when Paterson announced your death,
I never should've doubted you,
With these darn mountains,
someone needs to find the best way through,
It'll avoid disasters, like today,
I can do that!
You, Martha Jane?
Avoid catastrophes?
She was gone four months, alone, as far as Hot Springs,
That's true, you'll be a great scout,
From now on, you'll show us the way, Calamity Jane!
Then, out of nowhere, and without a sound,,,
My father sent me
to see if the path is OK,
Look,,,
Martha,,,
Here, I found this with our stuff,
Sorry, again,
And how do you get off the horse?
Like this!
And,,, splash!
Let's go!
Forward, ho!
I ate rocks I bit the dust
I skinned my knee But live in the fresh air
You look for me But I'm passing through
Looking for gold or stray dogs Hold onto your hat
I got lice And cooked them in a stew
My horse stumbled over A spider's web
Always talking about me Is it true or not?
Even I don't know
Calamity Jane
They call me Calamity Jane
I danced in the fire Jumped in the river
My pockets are empty But I live under the stars
I told a coyote all my secrets
When my pa comes back I'll make him potatoes
I climbed the mountain Lost all my friends
I didn't tell my sister I'd never see her again
Always talking about me Is it true or not?
Even I don't know
They call me Calamity Jane
I've told many stories But this one's true
If you don't like it I'll change the ending
I cut off a puma's moustache
I went to a big boarding school
I won the moon In a poker game
Then lost it When I dove into the river
I danced with a Cherokee
I married a solider/musician
I sang in a big opera
They call me
Calamity Jane
I am
Calamity Jane
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