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You like that? Yes, you do,
And a sip for auntie Ruth,
Oh, dear,
She's been rummaging around upstairs all day,
She's threatening to hang herself again,
Get down here!
Mum?
What's wrong?
Stop it,
Will you cover your mouth?
There's nothing there,
-Christ! -Cover your mouth,
Tell your mum to stop pretending,
It's all clogged up,
Nobody believes a liar, Now where are you going?
-Going to hang yourself? -Nope,
I'm going to take a shit,
You want some more?
Cheers!
DIANA'S WEDDING
Okay,
The first time I saw you at the kiosk,
I just knew,
You're the one I want, You know?
You're so pretty,
You're so hot,
So damn hot!
Jan?
-Come, Jan, -Coming,
-Hurry, -I am,
You're walking slowly, I can tell,
-It's the new neighbours, -Look at that!
They're newly-weds,
I guess not only royals got married today,
They have a kid, too,
That's nice for Irene,
Isn't it?
Jan?
Sure,
I see that, I've got peepers, you know,
I'd like to welcome you to the grand dining hall,
All meals will be consumed here,
Buffets for special occasions,
The appliances are of course brand-new,
Top quality linoleum floors, 20-year warranty,
-American, of course, -It's beautiful,
So fucking beautiful,
Now for the ceremonial hall, 20 square meters,
The best room in the castle,
Wall-to-wall carpet, fibreglass wallpaper,
and let's not forget the massive windows,
With a view of the entire kingdom, What more could you want?
What the hell?!
There it is,
Look at that!
-The kid needs a pet, -She likes him,
It's self-sufficient, so no sweat,
You've done an amazing job,
This is the nicest house I've ever seen,
You know who she looks like?
A chubby old man,
So you look like a chubby old man?
A chubby old man?
Nothing wrong with that,
Take it off! Take it off!
Ignore her,
-Hi, -Hi,
We live next door, We wanted to welcome you,
Terje, the neighbours! How nice,
-I'm Unni, This is Jan, -Hi, Jan,
-I'm Liv, -Hello,
That's a firm handshake,
Aren't you in management at Borregård?
Master of Engineering,
-Well,,, -It's a protected title,
Right, We work there, too,
I'm in packaging, Not a protected title,
Right, I think I've seen you,
At work, you know,
Yeah, sure,
Do they just give you the ring?
Well, you have to graduate,
Then you get the ring,
Gold and silver?
Gold, silver, you name it,
We should introduce the kids,
Come, Irene,
Look here,
Yeah,,,
-You got a grumpy baby, -She cries day and night,
Really? Irene is always happy,
She's such a good girl, very quiet,
-We've had no sleep, -Sleep in another room,
-Jan does, -It's brilliant,
No point in both of you being exhausted,
Think about your relationship,
"Hello, hello, my name is Irene"
"Hello, hello, what is your name?"
Her name is Diana,
Right,
Is that weird?
Not at all,
Not at all, huh?
Unni, we agreed,,,
No, we didn't, You said Diana was far too unusual,
Now I have to hear that name every day for the rest of my life,
-Well,,, -That's all,
Unni, Hey,,,
Didn't you see how she cried?
So what?
Wouldn't you rather have a happy Irene than a crabby Diana?
Hey,,,
-What is it? -It's just,,,
My hands are all clammy,
Diana, you have to sleep,
Damn it!
Where are you going?
-I'm sleeping in the car, -Why?
Because you can't get that damn child to sleep,
Let go!
-Stop it! -Terje!
Give it to me!
It's mine!
I'll freeze to death!
I hope you do, you fucking Judas!
Well done, Diana!
Come on,
-What a mess, -Hey!
Come on,
This place looks like shit,
-She's so grumpy, -It's a disaster,
-Unni, they're here, -Hello!
-Hi, -Hey,
Oh, you got a new Ken doll,
How's it going, Unni?
All's good here, Terje,
What have you done to Cato?
Poor thing,
-You look great, Cato, -Super,
Boys don't wear dresses,
-Cato looks great, -He does,
You rock that dress, Cato,
Not my sense of humour, but,,,
-Drinks? -Sure, Got something up your sleeve?
Why don't you have a look in the Easter egg?
Careful, it's an antique,
Holy shit, Jan!
Son of a bitch!
This one's for daddy,
Are you going down south?
Yes, to Alcudia,
-My God, it looks gorgeous! -It's a five-star hotel,
We're visiting some pretty caves,
They even have a subterranean lake,
-Are you leading the expedition? -I might have a go,
And we don't need to go to the beach, the hotel has three big pools,
So much fun for Irene,
-Amazing, -Going all out, huh?
Are you going anywhere, Liv?
Sure, we're going to Sweden,
We're squeezing ourselves into a tiny caravan,
Sit down, Unni, Lean back, I've got you covered,
Coming right up,
I'll just sit here, then,
-That's no good, -Too heavy?
-You're pointy, -I've lost some weight,
Let's give Unni a little extra,
We need more,
Hell, yeah,
A little more,
Now we're talking,
You know what?
Charles and Diana are having a tiff,
-What? -Charles and Diana are having a tiff,
I read that Charles is seeing his ex,
He's a married man,
You don't know what their relationship is like,
But why is he drooling over that nasty hag?
I don't think Charles is right in the head,
That princess has a screw loose, too,
-I heard that, -No, not Diana,
She's just a delicate soul, Cheers,
-Refill? -Yes, please, Always,
-What is that? -An angelfish,
The funny thing about them, is that when they,,,
When they mate,,,
The male
starts kissing the female,
He gets so eager that he starts
nibbling and biting,,,
What are you two talking about?
From the deep!
I have a good one, Can you handle it, Jan?
I can take a joke,
It's about a blonde,
It's not about you, Liv, I promise,
Go on,
A blonde went to see her gynaecologist,
She's was having
some trouble down there,
Excuse me,
After the check-up,
she hears the white-coat say:
"You can't have sex with your husband for a month,"
And the blonde replies:
"That's okay, I have some buddies who can fill in for him,"
-Did you get it, Jan? -Did you?
-One more? -Yes, a dirty one,
You're the best, You're so sweet,
-Give us the worst you've got, -One last one,
I've got one,
One last one,
Loosen up, Jan!
Jan is on board,
A woman worked as a stripper,
A really sexy, gorgeous woman,
So she did,,, her thing,
When she finished, the room was dead quiet,
So she says:
"Was it so bad you couldn't even applaud?"
Then a voice says dryly:
"You can't clap with one hand for chrissake!"
-Had you heard it before? -Nope,
-That was really dirty, -Yep,
I'm having a really good time now,
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself,
Since we have company,
-No bad vibes, okay? -Not at all,
-No problem, -Cheers to those still drinking,
This an awesome party, Jan, You've done a great job,
Jesus, Jan, Two weeks from now we'll be under a palm tree,
I'm sure Sweden is nice, too, With sunshine,,,
And mosquitoes,
What are the chances of a sunny day in Sweden?
Not now, Unni,
I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it,
You know, Unni might be right,
Unni?
It might rain all summer, Maybe we should spend the money on the garden,
I'm going on holiday,
-Look at this! -Forget about it,
-Let's think about it, -Never,
Cheers,
It's empty, Bartender!
Sourpuss,
Hey, Can't you sleep?
No,
-Up for something fun? -Yes,
-What if it's illegal? -Yes,
Sit down,
-Okay, ready for a secret mission? -Yes,
Put on your jacket,
A beer is all you need,
Nice work, Look at this guy,
Christ, Harald,
-Unbelievable, -You're killing me,
You pissed on your woman?
I pissed a little,
No, a lot,
I sleepwalked and pissed on her while she was asleep,
Lots of piss, Damn,
What the hell?
Christ, Harald!
My God!
This is amazing!
It's beautiful!
Terje!
Nice, huh?
And now,,,
Summer holiday!
Keep an eye on Terje over there,
You know Cabaret Kattan is just up the road, right?
Terje gets what he needs at home,
-I'm a generous woman, -Lucky guy,
You should have seen your face!
-Hello! -Hi, Irene,
-Can I have curry? -Of course,
-I can't find Ken, -Haven't seen him,
Bye,
Are you sure?
-I don't believe you, -But,,,
Did you take Ken?
Diana,,,
Did you take him, you chubby old man?
Admit it, I know it was you,
Where is he?
Sorry,
-Look, She did swipe Ken, -What's the point?
-He's disgusting, -"What's the point?"
-Everyone steals in this house, -They're just kids,
Hang on, Terje,
Where did you get that lawn?
That was leftovers from the municipality,
Okay, And where did you get the bricks?
-Where did you get the bricks? -Well,,,
"Well"? Where did you get the bricks?
-At the factory, -Hush!
You went with him?
You were happy 15 minutes ago, Moralist bitch!
Your dad is a fucking idiot, He's out of his goddamn mind!
-Leave me alone! -You leave me alone!
Sorry, Were you asleep?
Nearly,
Look who I found on your side of the bed,
Typical,
Well, she'll be glad to have him back,
How about I kick Ken out and make room for you?
I,,,
I'm not sure, Unni, because,,,
-But you always sleep here, -I know,
If we want to try to have another,,,
Oh,
Yeah, Right,
That's,,,
I mean,,,
You're getting older, and,,,
I'm not that old,
Old enough to get a kid that's not right in the head, and that's no joke,
That's no joke at all, It's terrible,
Go for it!
Mum! Look at me,
Well done, Diana,
-Come on, Terje! -Not a chance,
It's over 20 degrees!
That's too cold for me,
-Christ! -What?
You're just as hot as the day I met you,
How's that even possible?
I'm so damn lucky, So damn lucky!
Christ,
Don't go further out, Diana,
-But I can swim! -No, you can't,
-I can swim, I'll show you! -No,
Hey, hey, hey!
Get back,
Stop it,
Can we have a taste?
Let me see,
Let's see here,
Just like that,
Mum, can I sleep in the tent?
-Sure, -We're staying up all night,
-Cool, -Look, What am I?
-A scarecrow? -No,
-A gorilla? -Yes!
-Your turn, Mum, -Okay,
What am I now?
She's too lazy to even get up,
I'll go with candy,
No, Cato,
Are you an insect of some kind?
No, Look,
-Turtle? -Crispbread?
-Nope, -Starfish?
-Yes! -See you later,
I almost died,
Christ,
Come,
Come on,
This place is hopping,
It's on fire!
Thanks,
Yes!
Now things are getting started,
Here comes the ass,
Man, is she hot!
I'm sweating here,
Steaming hot,
I think we're ready to start, Everyone, gather round,
Welcome, everyone, It's time for the high jump Olympics!
Our first contestant is Liv,
She's doing the Fosbury Flop, that is, head first and twist,
Good chances of breaking your neck, but still better than not trying,
Let's hear it for Liv!
Go for it!
Come on, Come on!
Yes!
God, she's gorgeous,
Go, go, go!
And you, by yourself in the sofa,,,
What a man, Jesus Christ,
Diana!
That's not funny,
Paddle back here,
Diana!
I mean it! Come here!
Get back here!
Diana! You're making me angry!
Diana! Come on!
Diana!
Diana, just stay where you are!
Don't!
-Don't ever do that again, -That goes for you too!
-I didn't do anything, -That's the problem!
What were you thinking? Just let her drown?
Don't be so dramatic, She's fine,
You father is a wuss,
-You're mum is a bitch, -I didn't drown! Stop it!
She almost drowned because the water's too cold for you,
-She's fine, -You're a fucking coward!
The whole camp is laughing at you,
What the hell? You're such a bitch,
How can you be such an idiot?
How could you just stand there? You know she can't swim,
Neither can I,
It's not a big deal,
Hi, there,
Hey,
I'll teach you how to swim,
Now?
Nah,,,
Not right now,
-Well,,, -I need to pee!
Come on,
-Hi, Diana, -Hi,
Welcome home, How was the camping trip?
We had a great time,
Two weeks of sunshine, not a mosquito in sight,
I'm glad you could afford a holiday,
Yeah,
So, how was Majorca?
Majorca, It's pronounced "Mayorca",
In Spanish, J is pronounced as Y, So, Majorca,
Right, How was "Mayorca"?
Fantastic, You should have seen it,
Irene is ecstatic,
Best holiday ever,
We could see the Mediterranean from our balcony,
Jan and I sat there every night, just talking and talking,
Like best friends,
Well, some talk while others fuck,
You know, the things you do on holiday,
Right,
"Some talk, others fuck"?
-You really said that? -I couldn't help myself,
He's been trying to have sex all summer,
Why don't you just get it over with?
It's not exactly a turn-on, when he walks in all nervous,
asking for a round,
How hard is it to demand pussy?
-Exactly, -Jon Ivar is practising holding back,
Interesting,
For how long?
One hour,
I feel for you, Britt,
More Norwegians are experiencing whiplash injuries after car accidents,
And doctors don't know enough about the consequences,
This was revealed in a recent book about whiplash that,,,
Hi,
I need to show you something,
You've been drawing?
Not me,
Diana made it,
It's Kattan,
Diana has been to Kattan,
She was there with Terje, this summer,
I'm so sorry, Liv,
You were so happy with that trip,
And that place used to be a brothel,
-A lion? -No,
-Is it,,, -An owl?
No,
-Kitty! -A ghost!
-It's obviously a ghost, -Yes!
All right,
A dog,
A pig!
Here you go,
Dinner is served,
-Eat it, piggy, -No thanks,
-Eat it! -Give me a spoon,
-Ever seen a pig use cutlery? -No,
-Not really, -Eat it without it,
-Well, you asked for it, -Eat!
-Eat up, piggy, -Eat!
Eat, eat,,,
What,,,
-Put your cock in the soup, -Have you lost it?
Come,
-I don't understand,,, -Diana?
Why don't you tell daddy what this is?
-You were there, -But you weren't,
I followed you,
Okay, Let's slow things down here,
That stuff was so,,,
You would have died,
One of them was really fat,
They weren't fat, You're lying,
They were old, Old whores,
You think I care?
You really think I'm jealous?
So there's no problem?
Of course there is, you dumb shit,
You brought your daughter to a strip club, I want you out of here,
I want you out of here, Now!
Come on, Get out!
You're insane,
-Get the hell out of here! -Ow! Shit,
Here, take mine,
And don't come back!
Diana?
You need to learn how to snap your fingers,
You have to practise more,
Okay,
Press your middle finger against your thumb,
And do this,
It's enough now, I get it,
Liv,
Come on,
Liv,
Liv, listen to me, Can't we just talk?
Dammit, Liv!
Open the damn door!
I don't deserve this!
Liv! Come on!
Open the door! Come on!
I can't sleep,
Liv, you're killing me!
Liv! Dammit!
Raise your arms,
This is messed up! I've had enough of this!
Open the damn door!
Please!
Liv!
-What are you doing here? -Hi, Here I am,
Can't blame her for not letting him in,
I can't believe he went to a strip club on their holiday,
My god,
That's perverse,
Who would do that?
I don't know, Unni,
-Half the town has been to Kattan, -I doubt that,
How would you know?
So you're the expert now?
What if I am?
Well,,,
Jan,,,
I've been to Kattan many times,
-You've been to Kattan? -Many times,
I don't remember the first time
I went, but I,,,
I often stop by when I'm shopping in Sweden,
Wait, I remember,
The first time I went to Kattan,
It was the day Irene was born,
Liv!
Right,,,
Want me to heat up the spaghetti?
-I like it cold, -I agree,
Oriental stews taste better cold,
There, I'm glad you showed up,
The TV's broken and the two of us don't have much to talk about,
-Diana? -I cheered up the moment you walked in,
No one's cheery at our house,
Don't mind your dad, he's a nitwit,
Never really cared for your mother, either,
-And they have no clue about kids, -Not at all,
You want a sip?
Good?
You pig,
Nice body,
Dodi Al-Fayed,
Irene and Diana? Check this out,
The princess got herself a rich boy,
You should do the same, unless you want to stay here,
It's just a summer job,
I don't mind the leopard print,
-If you're tanned, -You'd look good in that,
What is this outfit?
Jesus, Forever young,
-Diana,,, -Hi, Liv, Enjoying your lunch?
-Hi, Jan, -You like bananas?
I was just wondering,,,
Should we get together some day?
Get a drink? I'd love that,
We're not busy, so,,,
Some dad,
My dad's not much better,
I'm not so sure,
-Okay, -Bye, Jan,
-Delicious, -Really delicious,
-Really good, -I'm glad, Cato,
Delicious,
Mum?
Check this out,
It's so cool, Can I please have one?
Fun, Not quite your style, though,
You mean your style, That old lady look,
There's lots of food,
Skipping a meal wouldn't hurt you,
You're starting to get broad in the beam,
Look at her,
-Does it matter? -It's for her own good,
I'm starting a new diet on Monday, It's easier when you're two,
Right?
Can I get a top-up, Terje?
I think it's good to eat well,
-Get a figure, -It's for her own good,
Take Cato, There's nothing he won't eat,
You'll eat anything, It's really impressive,
-Except fish, -Because it's disgusting,
I forgot to feed the fish!
Jan, Sit down,
Cato can do it,
-Would you, Cato? -Good boy,
-Cheers, guys, -Cheers,
To life,
-Cheers, -Cheers, Cato,
-My body gets all tingly in the summer, -Don't be silly,
You have to catch it, Don't be scared of the ball,
-He's not exactly a natural, -Nope, But we're trying,
Never gets better, either,
Come on,
Don't be a pussy,
-That burned, -Ready?
You can't be afraid,
-He's terrified, -Be a man,
I think you're doing great,
Stand like a goalkeeper, Get ready,
-Oops! -You're scared,
So you're screwed, Totally inept,
What does it matter? It's just a sport,
He never improves,
Jan actually won the junior butterfly championship back in the day,
-Right, Jan? -That's right,
But it's just floundering, It looks so stupid,
I think Terje is a little jealous,
-Maybe he is, -What?
Hey, how about switching from beer to drinks?
-Find any? -Not yet,
Why don't you slow down?
-I'll go help Terje, -Unni?
-Will you help me with the drinks? -I'm ready to party,
-We need some ice, -Coming up, bartender,
Oh my God!
Too easy!
Now we're talking,
Look,
Very handsome,
The girls are going to go nuts,
I promise,
Let's get going!
It keeps sliding down,
Here are the girls,
Come on, tubby, Dance with your mum,
Jerk,
So crabby,
Jan,
It's not a good time,
Butterfly king! Get those cheeks moving,
Take off your blouse!
Get up, fatso!
Panties next!
Party king!
Butterfly king! Shake your flab!
Hey, cool it, Jan doesn't think it's funny,
Never mind Jan,
Don't give her more liquor, fool,
It's for you, Maybe it'll lighten the mood,
Come on, butterfly king! Let's get going!
Look at the pig!
Shut the fuck up!
You've been making fun of me all fucking night!
You're right, he should shut up,
He can't even swim!
He can't even swim?
What the hell,
Jan,
Look at me, Jan,
Isn't this how you like it? At Kattan?
Kattan!
Look at me, Jan, Jan?
Look at me, Jan,
Jan!
Okay,
What a bunch of killjoys,
But you're not mad, you're just glad!
-They're both idiots, -I'm so sick of it,
You're too good for him, That's what I think,
You are,
Don't make that face, you're too good for him,
You are,
Yeah,,,
I really care about you,
So sentimental,
I care about you too, Jan,
Thank you,
You're welcome,
You're so sweet,
-Such a sweet girl, -You're a good guy,
Shit,
Okay!
You should have seen your face,
Have you lost your mind?
Don't be angry, Come on,
Tubby,,, Hey!
This is not happening,
Listen, I was just fooling around,
No, no, no,
I was fooling around, Forget it,
Just forget about this, It's just me,
Unbelievable, What a scene,
Damn idiots,
Shit! Dammit, Unni!
I'm tightening my grip!
Turn it up,
Don't,,,
-Shit! -Come here,
-Help me, Unni! -Jesus,
-You're destroying the,,, -Straighten your leg!
-I am, -Ouch,
-There, Unni, -Ouch, Terje!
Time to go, Unni,
-This was fun, -Maybe one more drink?
-Time for bed, -My shoe!
I have your shoe, Focus,
-Bye, -Thanks for having us,
-Shut up, will you? -That was epic,
Oh my God!
Hiding in the freezer, that was hilarious,
That Unni, That woman enriches my life,
Fucking epic!
You think it was that funny?
Hiding in the freezer, that's funny,
-Don't you think so? -No,
I think you should close your mouth when you eat,
What's up with you?
You were grumpy yesterday, too,
Apart from the thin hair and bigger belly,
you're exactly the same as when we met,
You're just as goddamn stupid,
You're such an incredible idiot,
You've lost everything,
Everything but that prudish cunt,
I guess I was wrong,
Nothing lasts forever,
That's fate, baby,
What's wrong?
Hey,,,
Tell me,
Shit, Liv,
Diana is dead,
Princess Diana is dead,
No,,,
Killed in a car accident in Paris,
Last night,
-My God, -While I was,,,
While I was shit-faced, having a blast,
I don't know
how to live with myself,
Unni,,,
Poor thing,
She was only 36 years old,
Hey! Hey,,,
What are you doing?
We're leaving,
-Over a little friction? -It never ends,
I can't take it anymore, You're horrible,
Let's just go,
-You're not leaving, Irene? -You're no better, Mum,
-I don't get how you stand it, -You can't leave now,
-I need you here, sweetie, -No!
Where the hell are you going?
To Oslo,
-To Oslo? -What?
The Princess of Wales died at 4 AM last night
from injuries sustained in a car crash in Paris,
Her close friend Dodi Al-Fayed and their driver were also killed when,,,
Don't slam the door!
-Are you stupid? -I'm so sick of your crap,
-Sorry I exist, -Bite me,
Get that fat ass back in the car,
Where are you going?
Are you good?
Hello,
Your mother has wrecked the car,
Right,,,
Bitches, welcome to the royal wedding,
-Stop it, -Grandma!
It's the bride to be!
How nice to see you,
-Hey, brother! -Hey,
How nice,
-Listen, When you slam the door,,, -How many times,,,
It makes cracks,
Look at her, Someone's lost weight,
-Oh, stop it, -Don't be modest, Unni,
She looks slim, right?
Absolutely,
-"You've spared no expense," -You've spared no expense,
-Hi, -Nice, huh?
Yes,
-I think I ate some bad shrimp, -Really?
I flushed it down with some coke,
-Hi, Jan, -Howdy,
-How was the drive? -Fine,
But I had some bad shrimp,
One of the shrimps tasted a little off, But I still ate it,
They have just the kind of shrimp I like,
Diana,
Where's Liv? And Terje, of course,
-Where are they? -On their way,
-They are? -Yes,
Well, that's,,,
I think I'll go have a quick wash in my room,
-I can call them if you want, -No, No need,
-Are you there? - I'm here,
- What's up? -Nothing,
Then come out,
Unlock the door,
-Come on, - Bye, Irene,
-Hi, -She locked the door,
There's no lock, Irene,
Right,
-What are you doing? -Lifting chubby out of the bath,
-There, -I'm nervous,
Everything you're imagining right now, is not going to happen,
Have you met them?
Yes,
They're going to ruin everything, I know they are,
Why did we invite them?
Because they're your mum and dad,
They won't let a wedding party stop them,
There's a limit to how much damage they can do,
Oh, you think?
God, we never should have invited them,
-I know what you need, -Haven't had this for ages,
-Thanks, -You're welcome,
-All right, -Cheers,
-Delicious, -So good,
Look at Liv and Terje,
Behaving themselves,
It's going to be just fine,
-You're done? -I had some,
-What about you? -I also had some,
Right, There,
What are you doing, Jan?
Oh, nothing, I just,,,
I thought you could sit there,
You moved me?
-You're not allowed to move seats, -Please,
Don't make a scene, Just sit there,
It really hits me when it's this hot,
I have to shower several times,,,
Here we go,
Khomeini, dance with your woman!
Diana!
Come on, let's swing!
Come on, Diana! Get moving,
-What are they doing? -Don't worry,
Hey, terrorist! Dance with your girl!
Terje!
-What are you doing? -Turn off the music!
-Stand still! -Stop it, Terje!
-What are you doing? -The cigar burned,,,
Can you just be normal parents?
Look, we've had an accident,
You just don't get it,
Why would I want to get married when I look at your rubbish relationship?
Rubbish? No one's had more fun than us,
Fun? It's been hell,
What? You're exaggerating,
Oh, you think?
We did have some fun,
-Don't be so damn positive, Cato, -Don't be so damn rigid,
You know what, Dad? Maybe I am a prudish cunt,
-Maybe you are, -Hey, hey, take it easy,
Your father didn't mean that,
Right, you're the prudish cunt,
Dammit! Kiss my ass, that's a load of bullshit,
You don't understand anything,
Just go, I don't want you here,
-You don't want us at your wedding? -No,
Shit,
It's even worse than I thought,
-I shouldn't have done this, I'm sorry, -You haven't done anything wrong,
Are you sure?
Absolutely,
I'm rooting for you,
And I will for the rest of my life,
Come on,
Fucking DAB shit!
Pull over, Terje,
Pull over,
This is insane,
Let's go back,
-Let's go, -Hell yeah,
Close your eyes,
Okay? Just do it,
Close your eyes,
-For how long? -Two minutes, Don't open them,
Okay, open them,
Hello, little one!
It was looking at you,
So sad,
Thirty-five years of rejection, Holy shit,
-I don't get why she stays, -It's crazy that I'm getting married,
We have two fine examples of how bad it can get,
Liv and Terje aren't the same as Unni and Jan,
-What do you mean? -They fight, but they love each other,
-Seriously, Irene, -I mean it,
He's so mean to you, Mum,
It's enough,
-He has some good sides, -No,
He doesn't,
To quote Diana:
"There were three of you in that marriage,"
"It was a bit crowded,"
There's a fly in your hair,
Off it went,
This weather, huh? I'm so warm,
How clever, wearing those little dresses,
I don't mind the summer, though,
I usually travel, and do different,,,
Can I talk to you?
-What is it? -I'm done ruining for you,
I want a divorce,
But,,,
We're not sure what to do yet,
Just go in and apologize,
I don't dare go in there,
Come,
You came back,
Yes,
We came back,
And,,,
And we have something to say to you,
Sorry,
We didn't mean to ruin your wedding, Diana,
We understand that you're not too pleased with us as parents,
But we're extremely pleased with you,
Extremely fucking pleased,
Look at your mum, She's so proud, she's bursting,
Dammit, you chubby old man!
Honey,,, Goddammit,
This is too much for me, Shit!