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You'd like some more apple, wouldn't you?
Ferda,
In co-production with
It's soft,
Supported by
Kids, don't feed the pig,
Why?
So it has clean bowels,
Don't give it anything,
A film by Adam Martinec
OUR LOVELY PIG SLAUGHTER
He's coming, boys, Here he is, boys,
Kuba, don't stand there, The gate, Ales,
Come on, he's here,
Hi Tonda, reverse, okay? I'll show you, Wait, gate, You're good,
Come on, turn, turn, turn, good,
Come on, nice, nice, nice…
Good, straight, Turn a little more there,
You can go, two more meters! Straight, straight, straight,
A little more, a little more, Stop!
Good,
-The colour, -That's brand new, -It really is new,
-Tonik's here! -Hello! -Hi, guys!
-Hi! -Hi Karel, I looked forward to seeing you,
So did we,
-What kind of car is that? -It's new,
-Cabadaj got that for me, -Cabadaj, fuck, that's a mistake,
-I wouldn't buy a bike from that guy, -Is that diesel? -No, it's CNG,
-What? -Gas! -You're making so much money, killer?
-No! It's on lease! -Isn't it stupid? Nowadays, a car on gas,
-It runs on both, gas and petrol, -Do you know how to fill it up?
-I'm learning, -It's an automatic, that's good,
Nice polish, but are your knives sharp? And cartridges dry?
-That's what I want to know, -They're waxed, super modern, no problem,
Don't worry, It'll be done in a jiffy, as my mother used to say, no worries,
-We'll see, -Keep those comments to yourself,
Don't you remember old Pechacek?
-Oh, come on, Pechacek, -What?
He held it between his legs, kneeling it down,
-He pulled the trigger, the gun misfired, -I remember that,
The pig got scared, It broke both his legs and the disaster was complete,
Don't make a fool out of Tonda, He's totally in control,
-Hi grandpa! Hello! -Hi Tonik! -I've been looking forward to seeing you!
-How's your health, all right? -You know, age appropriate, -That's great,
-What about the family? Are they all here? -Sure, you know, for pig slaughter,
-How much does it weigh this year? -About 150 kilos,
That'll be enough for everyone, perfect,
Guys, I'll get my tools, so let's get to it,
Dad! Karel!
-What? -Come and check if it's enough!
-What should I check? -What do you think, avocadoes? Onions!
-Is there a lot of it? -Jesus, Dad, no, there's not!
Well, that's not enough,
-Karel, come here! -Why are you yelling all the time?
-Dad! -My late wife was a saint,
-Jesus, come here! -Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Well this is what I'd like to have at home,
How can you stand this? It's hell with her,
-Who's she after? -You have to know what to do,
I'm coming, I'm coming,
No way, shit, that's bad,
Fuck, the water's getting inside,
Cabadaj, you fucked me!
How did it get here?
What a fucking mess!
The cartridges are wet,
-Why are you crying, Luci? -I'm cutting onions,
She's cutting onions,
You're cutting onions, But each cube is different, One bigger, one smaller,
-They must all be the same, -What's that? Does it matter?
It does,
This place is a mess, Why don't you clean it up?
-Where is the bun? -In the pantry,
Carrots,
Take the skins to the compost, right?
-Here you go, -Let's see,
-Shit! -What is it now?
-It's sweet! -It's not sweet,
How many times have I told you that you can't put sugar in it,
-Everything will turn sour! -There's not an ounce of sugar, -There is!
-It's not sweet! -It's useless!
Give it to the kids, put jam on it,
Get bread rolls, I wonder where you'll get them now,
We need twice as much onion, And groats, Piles of groats! Piles of groats!
And groats! Piles of groats! Piles of groats!
Did someone advise you, or you thought of it yourself?
-I thought of it myself, -Yourself,
-A friend recommended me a therapist, -Therapist,
That's great, another woman she can fool, Preferably blonde and you'll pay for it,
Excellent, great idea,
Everybody's in therapy nowadays,
-So, what did they say? -That it's not enough,
Not enough? Don't cut your fingers,
-We won't, -We'll see, I'll make some coffee,
What's his problem? Did he tell you? Well, if he's got a problem,
I don't know,
-He didn't say anything? -I really don't know,
You're stupid!
You got yourself a choleric just like our dad,
I told you from the beginning, but you didn't listen, I like him,
Stop it, please,
-It pisses me off that you're worried! -I'm not worried,
You're not worried, huh? Well, look at you,
Girls, girls…
I come home, and she's pissed off,
Click, automatically,
I'm at work all day, toiling,
And she's doing something, I don't know, lying there,
And she's making faces at me, man,
That always pisses me off,
What did I do?
I don't know,
I'll never know,
Good morning!
Morning,
What are you doing there?
Pig slaughter,
I see,
Shall I dig up the horseradish?
-What? -Why horseradish?
-You must speak up, you know I can't hear, -Why horseradish?
Well, horseradish,
You can't dig up horseradish anywhere now,
Grandpa, don't gobble it up, It'll get stuck in your throat,
-Bite it well, bite, -Speak up,
I'm saying that you can't dig up horseradish anywhere now,
You know what? Be careful not to cut your fingers, okay?
Grandma, do you have the hearing aid?
Grandpa, how's it going?
Good,
Have you talked to Karel yet?
I'll get the horseradish,
Grandma, what's wrong with grandpa?
Nothing's wrong, he's old!
We know that,
But you know how much work there is here?
And then there's that pig,
-But I'm not complaining, -Grandma, what's up?
We're getting older, our strength is waning,
Don't tell Karel, but we don't want to breed a pig next year,
-Sure, -We understand that,
You understand, but the men?
Well, let's make it nice for them,
-Hi, girls! -Auntie! -Hi, Mom,
Hello, mom,
-Where's your stick? -We told her that,
-It gets in my way in the kitchen, -What did the doctor tell you?
You're driving me crazy,
-You know me, -Fuck, that's a lot of onion!
-Isn't it? And they say it's not enough, -How many pigs are we killing?
What are you doing, gossiping, gossiping?
-No, -Yes, you are,
-Those idiots of yours, right? -How do you know?
Your mom could tell you,
Well, girls…
You must train them a little bit,
-What are you two pansies doing here? -Smoking, -I can see that,
What's wrong with him?
Him?
He's an asshole, that's what he is,
-Why? What did he say? -Nothing, He asked what we're doing here,
-And what did you tell him? -Well, pig slaughter, -You told him?
Ales told him,
-What did you tell him? -Well, pig slaughter,
Fuck!
Morning, Mr, Sitko, how are you?
We're fucked,
-Ales, you're an idiot, -What, why?
-What was I supposed to say? -You should have kept your mouth shut,
As always,
You know, I've fucked up big time too, a few times,
But she bears a lot of the blame for that, A lot,
She's not enjoying anything, she is…
I mean, I don't know what to do with her,
Not to mention she doesn't want to sleep with me,
I must always initiate it,
And I must try really fucking hard to make it happen, To make something out of it,
She's always got a headache, always sick, always…
I'm embarrassed,
Jesus, I'm so embarrassed,
Got it?
-Whatever, -Boys!
Isn't it leaking into the barn?
-Inside? -Yeah,
I guess so, Nobody's touched it in eighty years,
-Why? -Because of the cartridges, that's bad,
We'll figure it out,
Grandpa, why does Ferda have to have clean bowels?
-Apple soils the bowels? -Oh, just give it to him,
Here you go, take an apple, come on,
-You want to give it to him, too? -Yes, -Here you go,
-Thank you, -Give it to him,
-You can't reach it, can you? -Anetka!
-Why is that woman yelling all the time? -Anetka!
She's hysterical after her mom,
-Dusi, don’t run, -Kids, watch out you don't fall,
Slightly hysterical,
Poor thing, Blood soup…
-Is it boiling? -Blood sausages, tripe sausages,
-And how she could stir the blood, -Not every woman can do that!
-But she didn't teach the girls, -What the fuck are you talking about?
Your wife was a good woman before you worried her to death,
You better pour some liquor, make us merry,
-Guys, there's no other way, -Fuck, guys, don't drink!
-When it's lying down, we'll all have one, -Who's gonna lie down?
Ales! What aren't you drinking? Are you sick or what?
-I'm not feeling well, -Don't make him if he doesn't want it now,
Have a drink, or you'll pass out like last year,
Watch out coffee, watch out!
Karel, where are the kids? Kubin! Don't make them watch it,
-Don't make them hide again, -Dusan is old enough to watch,
Lucina said he should be in the house,
Yeah, but the guys and I agreed he should watch, right?
-Which guys? -Are you blind or what? Which guys…
We're guys, right?
Don't laugh, you're red as a pig, I'll cut you,
Please, just go,
-Dusan will be watching! -Then you'll tell Lucina yourself, okay?
What? You're gonna turn him into a girl?
You're not normal, Enjoy! For the last time,
I've got an important job for you!
There are cartridges, there is a gun, there are knives,
Keep it dry and especially away from the kids!
Tonda, this was built by the Germans, -They were thorough, -There's no moisture,
All right, guys! In front of witnesses, I gave it to him,
-You can count on Karel, -Karel always!
All you do is drink and… Is the water boiling everywhere?
Yes, yes, it is! It is, it is, I'll go and see,
-Supina, get some wood, will you? -Yeah, you can count on me,
-Guys, Here's to bravery, -I'll bring it, don't worry,
Hi!
I wonder if you could help me out,
I need bullets,
But I need you to bring them to me,
I can't leave, I can't leave here now,
No! It's just, I forgot them at home,
And do you use the waxed ones?
Why, they keep saying that even the waxed ones get wet,
And I think that's rubbish,
What?
-Tonik? -Yeah, yeah, sorry, bye, bye,
Hi, Jenik! What are you doing here?
-I have horseradish growing here, -Horseradish? Now?
Well… What are you doing here?
I was here last year…
and I'm looking at your trees,
I've got the poplars for wood, They said they were growing fast,
And? They don't,
So, Jenik, someone's tricked you, don't you think?
That's not so hard,
-They'll start growing, don't worry, -But we won't be here anymore,
We will, you'll be happy about it, you'll see!
-Where should I put the tub? -Here, put it under the table,
Anetka! Come on, mom wants you to go inside,
-I don't want to go, -Go, go, -Dusan, you too, come on,
-Leave him here, will you? -He's too young for that, Come on, Dusi,
Lucina, please leave him here,
Dusi, come on,
Lucie, leave him here I say… Sorry,
You can see he wants to watch, right? Then leave him here,
Dusi,
Come on,
You're just a little kid, you'll have nightmares,
I want to stay here,
We heard it, all of us,
So, Lucie, please don't be hysterical, go home,
The guys also said he's old enough, so go cut onions,
You must have a lot to do, Go Lucie,
I don't care, do what you want, Dusan, go home, your mom wants you home, right?
Come on, Dusi,
Come, please,
Dusan! Dusi,
Dusan… Dusan, wait!
She has no chance, He'll run away, girl,
-Come on, Dusan! -She has no chance,
Dusik, stop!
-That's funny, -That's awfully funny, isn't it?
-Give him a drink, please, -Have a drink,
-Shit, -You've got it tough, man,
I don't know if I find that funny,
Fuck it,
-This happens all the time, -Fuck it,
Dusan,
Dusi, stop,
-Hold on, -Come, come, don't worry, don't worry,
Hold on,
-Where's the red bucket with rosin? -Which one? -The red plastic one,
Karel?
-Here it is, -Where? -Here,
-I'm an idiot, -Listen, Karel,
-What? What is it? -Kaja…
We had a talk, grandma and I…
It's a lot of work and…
The door is falling apart,
the pigsty is leaking, the roof has holes,
-We don't plant our own potatoes anymore, -So what?
It's just that next year…
we don't want to have a pig anymore,
It can't be,
We'll fix the pigsty, It would be a shame,
I know, I know,
I'm sorry,
Hello,
Hello, hi,
Don't stare at me,
So what…
Where is it? Here it is,
-Come on, Cicek, hold it, -Here it is, -Don't let go, Take it easy,
-Take it easy, don't hit it, -Here, here, forward,
Well? You're not gonna say hello to me or what?
-Go, go, go, -I say hello!
-What? -Good morning, good morning, -Hello,
Well, hello,
What have you got here?
150 kilos of deliciousness, man,
-Come a little further, -You want to kill the pig?
-You see we're dancing with it, right? -That might be better,
-Take it back, -What's your problem? -Take it back,
-I don't have a problem! -Take it back,
Let me go, let me go,
When someone finds out what you're doing here,
Why is that?
You're going to have a big, big problem! Big problem,
Why? Because it's not allowed! That's why,
-Mr, Sitko, -Yes?
What's not allowed? What's not allowed?
Pig slaughters have always been done and always will be done,
You've killed too, and now you're mumbling something!
Since the first of January, it's been banned, It's not allowed,
There's a law for that! And you know that very well,
-Sir, -You know that very well, -You can still kill a pig at home,
I can assure you,
Assure whoever you want, as of the first of January,
The European Union has issued a ban on domestic slaughter,
-No, you're wrong, -I'm right, They say it's animal cruelty,
I'm right, Look, If you don't know about it, go educate yourself, That's about it,
All right, well, thank you for the explanation and you can go now, okay?
Don't touch me,
Don't touch me!
-Who is this asshole? -You got a problem?
Go,
Go, go,
You always did what you wanted anyway, didn't you?
Don't worry, you'll die and it'll be over,
What a… What a dickhead! That's incredible,
Such an old communist bastard,
-It's not that, -He's gone, -He's alone, He's scared, boys,
The loneliness is driving him crazy, You have no idea what it's like,
Guys, have a drink,
He's a wretch, isn't he? He's alone, he doesn't have anyone to drink with,
He could get something, but he won't get shit,
-Tonda? -No, I don't want it now,
When it's lying down, I'll have one, Not now,
Cheers!
And smile, boys, smile,
-I'm going to get Dusan, -Let him be, He'll come if he wants to,
-So, what about the swine? -Let's do it, -Really? -Sure,
-He'll turn us in, Guys, he'll turn us in, -It's legal,
-He'll turn us in, -Pig slaughters are allowed,
As Tonda says, Let's tie it up and get on with it,
-He's calling someone already, -He's scared, he won't do anything,
He can call anywhere he wants, He won't do anything, Let's do it,
We should have knocked him down and he'd leave us alone,
You would knock down everyone…
Come on, come on, little one,
Let's go outside, come on,
Good boy, good boy, good boy,
Let's go, let's go,
Guys, over here, okay? Slowly…
Let it go, let it go, easy, easy,
-Tonda, what are you doing with that axe? -Just in case, Hold it,
-Your cartridges are dry, right? -Yeah, but just in case, Let's go,
-Wait, load, I need to load, -Hold it!
-Don't be nervous, -Calm down, calm down,
-If anything happens, hand me the axe, -Why axe? -In case it hadn't gone off,
Come on, shoot! -Hold it!
-We did it, -Knife, Tonda,
-Tonda, knife! -Wait a minute, -Here you go, cut it, -Wait a minute,
-What for, Tonda? -Come on, come on, hold it, hold it,
-Sleeve, sleeve, -Let's go,
-Good and stir, stir, stir, -Jesus, what are you doing! Move, move!
Move, you idiots, What are you doing?
Don't touch it,
You fool,
-Okay, okay, that's good, -Pour, pour shots,
-Nice, let's go, let's go, -It's flowing, -In the groin a little, in the groin,
That's good, Great,
It's still flowing,
Good, good, I got it,
I got it, Nice,
-Jesus, it's got a lot of blood, -Nice,
-Well done, boys, well done, -One more? -Not for me,
Let's have another one,
To Ferda, boys, Thanks,
Give me another drink, I was terrified of it, If it fires, I was terrified,
-Why wouldn't it fire? -They could have been wet, you know,
If you put them in an old house,
Good, good, good, okay,
-It's over, -I got it all, boys, look out!
Watch out, watch out, Karel!
Shit, Karel!
And we're fucked!
-Karel, -What are you doing? -Wait, wait,
-What the hell happened to you, Karel? -Fuck!
-Come on! -Kids, go home, -What happened?
Nothing happened, Grandpa fell, It's okay, Have mommy get a towel or something, go!
-What happened? -Go get a towel, -Nothing, grandpa slipped,
-You're a mess, -Are you okay? How's your back?
-That's fucked up! -You look like shit,
-Come and wash up, -That's fucked up, -Let me have a look,
-You fucked it up! Big time! -Fuck, I'm such an idiot! -Let me see,
-Cicek, what the fuck did I say? -I sprinkled it, why did you run with it?
You didn't sprinkle it enough,
-Why did you run so fast? -What do you mean fast?
You didn't have to sprint with that,
When you carry something, you gotta go slow, right? Not run like crazy,
-You gotta do everything yourself, man, -Fuck you, guys, Now you're smart,
Karel's turned red,
Forrest Gump!
-That's fucked up, -Have a drink, Karel,
-Ales, what the hell? -Ales, stoke up!
What are you doing there! Hurry up!
-Here you go, grandpa, -What is it?
-Tea, -Do you also have coffee?
Grandpa, you can't drink coffee all the time, take the tea,
Watch out!
-Is that tea? -Yes, it's tea, -Is there sugar in it? -No, there isn't,
-Thanks, -And is there rum in it?
You've had enough,
So, what do we do?
There will be no blood sausages, no brawn, no blood soup,
-Well, it won't, -And grandpa likes blood with onions,
Grandpa, drink the tea,
And you stop drinking that booze,
-You've got tea? -With rum,
Tell Jaruna to get something from the centre,
-You mean from the hospital, right? -Yeah, -All right, you want 0? Or AB?
-0 negative! -You guys are stupid!
That's not gonna work, boys, that's not gonna work,
Dad?
-Have you seen Dusan? -Where the fuck was I supposed to see him?
Is he on my back? Or is he in the washing machine?
Want some help?
How can you help me?
Get out,
Get out!
-What are you doing? -Mind your own business,
Why are you yelling at her? What did she do to you?
-I'm telling you to mind… -You think you can yell at us?
Act like a rude little brat?
You want to make us all miserable?
You want to make us all miserable like mom?
If you hadn't been an asshole your whole life, she'd still be here with us,
Karel?
Jesus, what happened?
I just slipped,
I'll fix it,
What a shame,
What a piece of shit,
Romana, wait a second,
What do you want?
Nothing,
I'm sorry,
What are you sorry for?
What do you mean, for what?
What the hell…
Where's he going?
For Christ's sake, Can you tell me where grandpa's going?
-Karel is here, -What about grandpa?
-He's just left in his car, -We don't know, did he drive?
Is it that hard to keep an eye on grandpa? He's eighty-eight years old,
He doesn't have a medical exam, He can't drive around the village by himself,
We're taking care of the pig, We don't have eyes in our ass,
You're drinking and I can't count on you!
I just walk away for a minute, and it's all fucked up,
Take it easy! You've been yelling since morning,
Your family gets together and all you do is yell,
Pull yourself together, go around the corner and calm down,
Come back when you've calmed down,
What a jerk,
Karel! And don't fall like you did before, you might break something,
It's not healing well,
-You're pissing me off, -You're pissing me off even more,
-What a jerk, -You've always pissed me off,
-He'll come and make a fuss, -Hold it, help him,
-Come, -I got it,
Hello!
What's up?
-Are you coming in? -No, no, no,
Do you happen to have any blood?
-Like in a can? -Yeah, or dried, just a little,
-What for? -Well…
You're killing a pig?
-What happened? -We spilled all the blood,
-How? -What? -How did you spill it?
One slips sometimes,
Jenda, you gotta be careful,
I almost slipped, too,
I thought, if I slip here, I'll never get up,
Not me,
Karel slipped,
-He really is all fingers and thumbs, -Well, now what?
You know what? Send someone to Rudoltice,
To the farm?
Maybe they'll have something, I don't know, but they might,
Well…
I understand what you're telling me, I understand that,
But what are you actually telling me?
You're telling me… That you just can't deal with it,
As a man,
Don’t think it’s just you,
Every other guy in the pub is complaining,
But you see, the key is communication,
You must learn to communicate, You can't do it without that,
But that doesn't mean you'll tell her everything,
That's no good either, You must… I don't know,
You've got to find the right moment, What do you think mine's doing?
You know she's whiny and hysterical sometimes, right,
I mean, I don't know who she took after, Karel or who,
You must know when to talk and when not to,
and don't try to understand why they have it like this,
You must feel it from the inside and know right away, don't talk now,
-What are you doing here? -Chopping,
I can see that you're chopping,
-Ales, please go see Lucy, -What? Why or what?
She and dad had a fight so go see her, okay?
Lucina had a fight with someone, huh?
That'll be something,
-What are you guys still talking about? -Nothing, we're complaining about wood,
What are you complaining about?
Don't you know that… that when you walk into a room, you have to close the door?
-What are you doing? -What are you doing in the back?
-We are working, -You are working?
You gotta be kidding me, right?
Come to work, you're kissing like teenagers,
Quick, get out, work,
-Now's not the time, -Supina! -Yeah?
-You're a dick, -I'm a dick?
-We have so much to do, -Oh, I see, I forgot,
You're fooling around here, you have time for that at home, don't you?
Sure,
What an idea, sending you for wood,
Well, hello,
Hi,
So, what is it?
Nothing,
I can see there's something, right?
Don't worry about it now,
You're still mad about Dusan, huh?
No,
So, what happened with Karel?
Don't worry about that now,
So, something's going on, but I'm not supposed to worry about it,
Lucie,
We can't communicate like this,
Come on, let's communicate a little bit,
Okay, sorry,
Could you please find Dusan?
What the… I thought we were gonna talk about ourselves, you know?
That we're finally gonna talk, not that…
That you're going to give me another assignment,
And I'm sorry but it's your fault he ran away, okay?
So, I'm definitely not going to look for him,
Plus, he's here in the village, so it's totally cool,
You can't have a normal conversation? You're really not capable of that?
You're not, are you? No, You're not,
What are you doing here?
Come on, you're coming with me,
We need to get blood,
Sit in the front,
You saw it get shot?
I can't watch it,
It makes me sad,
See this house here?
We built it when we were young,
And why is it so shabby?
Because no one cares about it,
-Guys, -Guys, that smells good,
Wait, it'll fall off,
-Be careful, -Take a sniff, smells delicious!
-Let's go, let's taste it, Let's go, Luba, -Don't slip with that,
-Let's go, let's taste it, Let's go, let's go, -Wow, that smells good,
-Food at last, -Easy, easy, -Oh, boy,
Take a sniff, take a sniff,
-Good! That's delicious! -Here you go, Ales,
-Guys, grab your plates, -I'm slicing! -Give me some of that greasy stuff, too,
-The fatty stuff, too? -Yeah, so it slides,
-Supina, give me a little more, -The meat needs to slide,
-I'll give you the fatty stuff, too, -Give me a little more, -Here you go,
Guys, it's collagen for the joints, you know, That's what you need,
So, we don't have to get them replaced,
-Where's Karel? -What do I know?
-Be glad he's tucked away somewhere, -He's making a mistake,
-Watch out! -Great! -Watch out, watch out!
Come here, come here,
-That's good, -Great kids, well done! -You can count on those women, really,
-Daddy, smell this, -It's clean, it's perfect,
-Shouldn't they wash it again? -No, it's good, clean, really,
It's okay, they'd scream again,
Girls, it's cold, put on something warm,
-Shouldn't they wash it again? -No, it's good,
When I blow into it, it inflates,
So it's good, If my wife saw it, she would get wild,
She would?
If your wife got wild, then everything would be fine,
-It's kind of brown here, -Fuck, what a gut,
-It'll get cooked anyway, -It's well washed, It's good, it's great!
Grandpa's driving me crazy,
He's out of his mind,
They'll just disappear and won't say anything to anyone,
It's terrible with them, really, Guys,
Romanka, I'm happy for you, You were able to tame that jerk but Lucie…
-Don't even get me started on that, -What? -Nothing,
Jesus, don't let anything happen to him!
He didn't say anything, and he was driving,
Tell Ales that we went for a walk in the village,
What, when, now? That's great,
-We're going to find Dusan, -Send Ales, will you?
It's his fault anyway so let him sort it out,
He's his kid too,
I don't know who's teaching you girls that, really,
You're always going after them, cleaning up, like fools,
We'll light a candle at the cemetery, Shall we light a candle for granny?
-Yes, -And do you still remember granny?
Take Anca, she'll come with you,
Who the fuck could it be?
-Cops, -What?
-Two cops, -Shit, grandpa, -Jesus, Dusan,
-What is it? -Where's grandpa? -What's going on?
-Kubin, what's going on, I'm asking you! -Don't yell, don't freak out,
Easy, easy here! Don't worry, nothing happened,
Nothing happened, except the neighbour ratted on us,
-Why? -They say we're abusing animals,
We don't know if it was your neighbour or…
Jesus Christ, I thought something happened to grandpa, I'm not dealing with this,
-Madam, are you missing someone? -Well, grandpa,
We're missing three people, And blood, but I don't think we can solve that,
We can't help you with that,
Gentlemen, I'd like to invite you, Come on, let's have coffee,
-We've already eaten eggs and brain, -Everything's fine,
-We'll have white pudding, -You ask, and can you ever not ask?
-Leave me alone, -Can you not ask once? -What's up? -Nothing, grandma, Come,
-Go get dressed, you know how cold it is? -Romana! What about Dusan?
Yeah, wait, I'll go help you find him later, okay?
You go get dressed, too,
You guys make a good pair,
You're driving your car around the county, Grandpa, do you still have your papers?
I was scared someone came to do an inspection,
They come here all the time to inspect,
Yeah,
Grandpa, I hope you don't think we're killing here,
We can't do that, Brussels forbids that!
It's all in stainless steel, in steam,
We have pills, And I'm supposed to do this alone? I can't do that,
We can't kill,
You see, Sometimes a pig gets lost, that's for sure,
But would you eat it? The stuff in those stores, Tripe sausages, blood sausages,
Boy, it's disgusting! Don't stick your fingers in there, or you'll lose them,
I'm running this place by myself,
No, I don't have blood, We need blood, For the piggies, they wouldn't run otherwise,
That's for sure,
Come,
Fuck, Slava hasn't mucked it out again!
I have to do everything myself, damn it!
Wait here,
Well,
You see,
We'll have blood sausages,
And you can't make blood sausages without blood?
No, we'd have to make more tripe sausages,
But the men like blood sausages,
We make it every year,
So, it would be a shame,
Boys! Here it comes! Got it!
And some asshole wanted me to throw it away,
Good thing I'm so fucking smart,
Well, you'll be a hero, grandpa, And you get it for free, it's a sponsor gift,
-Could it be expired? -Expired? Come on, It's a can,
Well, let's give it a try,
Give it to me,
Good,
What is that?
It's weird,
Fuck!
That's disgusting! It's motor oil,
Would you like some?
You see, it's a mess, it's a mess!
Which asshole put it there? I can't keep track of everything here,
Come on, grandpa, I've got to go to the pigs, Fuck,
-Anyway… -What? -Thanks,
-Well… -Thanks for trying, at least,
Dozbaba, I'm sorry, You know, I've done my best,
A piggy needs blood, right, heart, liver, kidneys, willy, everything,
Jesus, what a car, That's petrol, right?
That's the last normal car, grandpa,
Battery-powered cars, what a fucking nonsense, I'd ban it,
Wait! I have an idea, and a brilliant one,
I don't know where he heard that nonsense,
-Where? On the Internet, -You'd be surprised
why people are calling on the emergency line, What they want us to check out,
-Unbelievable, -Guys, people are going crazy,
Try it if it's good,
- So? -I'd add salt,
There's enough salt, It just needs a little time to blend in,
No, no salt, It just needs some time, We'll be cooking that,
You're young, you don't understand yet, It'll be good,
-Holy shit, Dalik! -Karlos, no shit! -You know each other?
Of course, that's my friend Dalik, What's going on?
Your neighbour snitched on you for animal abuse,
-You gotta be kidding me, -He called the emergency line,
Said there was a murder, abuse,
-He's an asshole, -He might be an asshole…
But I see you're having a normal pig slaughter,
Sure, Normal home killing, It's our pig, Grandpa raised it, fed it,
Try it, sir, try a piece, taste it, It's home-bred, fresh,
No, thank you, sir, I won't, I'm a vegetarian,
-Vegetarian? -I'm a vegetarian,
I don't eat meat, I've always hated it,
They made me go to pig slaughters every year, Lard mouths,
And I only ate cakes at the pig slaughters, That's true,
-Vegetarian? -Vegetarian,
But he doesn't look like it,
-That's okay, -That's what I'm saying,
-Karel, what about the neighbour then? -Don't even mention him,
He's making things up and messing with the old folks' heads,
-He's a bastard, -Is he bothering you, grandma?
He was okay, when his late wife, Old Sitkova, was still alive, But nowadays…
Listen, grandma, Karel has my number, okay?
If he's naughty, call me,
-We'll come and straighten it out, Okay? -Thank you,
So, we've checked it out,
See you, Take care, gentlemen, Good luck,
A bit for the road, guys, Try it, It's fresh,
-Bye! -Goodbye! -Gentlemen, see you,
It's a shame you're on duty, Dalik,
You could hang out with us, have a little fun, drink something,
I couldn't do it, Karel, White pudding makes me sick,
Don't even mention it,
-Listen, Show me which house it is, -Whose house?
The neighbour's house, I'll get on him, man, I'll get on him, so he'll regret it,
Fuck him,
Why?
He's old,
Alone, sick, Fuck it,
Karel,
As you're getting old, you're getting soft, Evil must be punished, man,
You have my number, Call me if you need anything, We'll sort it out,
Come on, let's go,
What's going on? Stana,
-What's he doing here? -What is it?
-I don't know, -I've got helpers, that's good!
-I'm bringing you a piggy! -Which piggy? -You're a dickhead,
Which piggy? Piggy, 150 kilos, come and help,
-We already have one, why another? -You spilled the blood, didn't you?
I'm bringing you a can on four legs,
Grandpa and Dusan are coming,
-Dusi! -Dad, -There's work to be done here,
-Where have you been, you little devil? -At the pig farm,
-What were you doing there? -Another pig?
Are you crazy? You're making me angry, You know how worried I was about you?
-Oh, come on, -Everyone was scared,
-Is this the one you were looking for? -Yeah, that's him, -Thanks, see you,
See you!
-Jesus, it's really fucking there! -And what the fuck were you thinking?
We'll be here for a month, man, what the fuck?
Wow…
Grandpa's a magician,
-You're a beauty, -150 kilos, Jirina,
-Beautiful, -The smartest one, -You've gone crazy!
-It's wild, It's wild! -I'll sit down,
-Come fucking help us, come on! -I'm dizzy, I can't,
Hold on a second,
Good,
Good, good,
Good…
-That's not home-bred, -Easy, easy, easy,
You're good,
Tonda! Shoot it!
Shit, problem!
Ye who are God's warriors
and of his law,
Pray to God for help
and have faith in Him,
That always with Him you will be victorious,
Do not fear your enemies,
nor gaze upon their number,
Keep the Lord in your hearts;
for Him fight on,
Don't put it on me,
He's afraid of blood,
Kids, stir, stir! Come on, we got blood in there, Stir, stir, hurry up!
Add blood, add it,
-Wipe it off a little bit, -It'll be a nice brown,
-Put the little one over here, -Do your best, Grandpa's looking at you,
-He won't invite you next time, -The kids can do it and so can we,
The furnace fell, the furnace fell… Come on, kids!
-Who's gonna build it for us? -No, not this one!
The old stove maker is not at home and the young one can't do it,
-We'll call a chimney sweep… -Butcher…
-Yeah! -And it's done!
-It's not about that, -It is, -Not this, but…
Is it done? It's not, Now let's see if it's done, Let's see how you mixed it up,
-What do you want? I'll cut you a piece, -Now we'll see, You're doing really well,
-You're making big ones, -Yeah, -You always have a problem, -Smaller?
-I don't know, -Smaller are better, -Another skilful one,
-You're a great team, -You have to go all the way,
-You don't know that? -Right, right, -Jesus Christ, -Let's go!
-You're slow, -Come on,
You have no practice at all, Nowadays there are pills and stuff,
-Show me, -That's a big one!
-Output control, -The world hasn't seen that,
-Karel! Come among normal people! -Leave him alone,
-I've got to get the house heated, -Light it up there, Kaja,
I don't want it now,
-What's the problem? -You're the problem,
-Push it, push it, -I'm pushing, -Wait, wait,
Let's go, kids,
Let's go, guys!
Hey, let's go, guys! Hey, let's go, guys! Hey!
So, I'm Tonik, and I've got wet cartridges, right?
-I'll shoot you now! I'll shoot you now! -Stop!
Watch out, watch out, it's running away, It's gone, it's gone,
Shit!
Get up!
I'm not getting up, man!
On the old Mohelna, on the state border!
On the old Mohelna, on the state border,
There's a bunch of reservists,
there's a bunch of reservists,
We're a bunch of reservists,
we serve our country,
-And this is for me! -Don't drink!
You're done with the booze today, Watch out, excuse me, watch out!
I'm bringing a treat for grandpa, He's been looking forward to it all day,
-For grandpa, hold on, -Be careful, it's hot!
-It's best when it's hot! -Careful, It's hot,
-Try and tell us, -Is it good?
Tonda!
-What do you say, grandpa? Do you like it? -You bet,
That's beautiful, man,
Grandpa's happy, grandma's happy,
The family's gathered, right?
Yeah,
Karel, what the fuck is wrong with you again?
I'm mad at myself,
I can understand that,
Ales,
Be nice to Luca,
What?
Karel, let's see,
Show me,
Karel, it's black, You burned it,
-No! -Shit, that's fucked up!
That's totally black, we can throw it away,
You're an expert,
Fuck, That's fucked up!
Well, it's totally black, Look at that,
-Shit, -It doesn't matter,
Exactly!
Guys, it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter!
Guys, why? Because it doesn't matter,
Guys, it doesn't matter!
-What a fucking day, -Guys, it doesn't matter!
Guys, it doesn't matter!
-Come, -It doesn't matter! -We need to pour it out,
Karel, it's a shame, Homemade lard,
Shit happens,
Lucina?
What are you doing here?
Leave me here, please, Ales,
I'm looking all over for you, and you're sitting here, right?
-Please leave me here, -Come outside,
Come outside, everybody's outside, Even Karel,
Lucie, I'm sorry,
So, you married an asshole, well, I'm an asshole, for God's sake,
What do you want?
I'm telling you, Just to leave me here,
And that's gonna help, right?
-I don't know, -That's just great,
Wait, I'm sorry,
What's going on?
Jenicek, honey, what's wrong?
Sorry,
Leave me alone, please,
I just think it's over,
What?
We'll get through this,
It's gonna be fine, okay?
-No, -That wasn't enough,
I'll try again,
-It doesn't help, -What shall we do?
Grannie?
Would you please take grandpa to the hospital in Krnov?
-Why? -What is it? -What happened?
Something's stuck in his throat, he's choking,
What? Move, Ales,
-What happened? Grandpa… -You can't breathe?
-Do something, Ales! -Give him water or something,
-Call Karel! Call Karel! -Karel!
-Get some water! How can I help you? -Karel!
-Babi, what happened? -He's choking, -Karel, do something,
Grandpa,
I'll give you a hit in the back, One hit,
-What happened? -I don't know, -What's going on?
-Call an ambulance! -I'm calling!
-Better? -Anna, I'm calling! -Call an ambulance!
-They won't make it, They won't make it! -What are you doing?
I'm going to meet them halfway! Tell them I'm going to meet them halfway!
-Which car? -This one, -What are you doing?
-What's going on? -Where are you going?
-Give us the keys, -Where are you taking him?
-Karel, you'll kill him! -You're drunk! -Tonda, give us the keys,
I'm not giving you the keys! You can't drive, look at you,
Give me the fucking keys! Open the gate!
-Drive carefully, -He's an asshole! -Drive carefully, -He's out of his mind,
Lucina, let's go!
-Ales, -Where are you going? -Stay with the kids! -I'm coming with you!
-No, you stay here with the kids! -The girls want to go too?!
-Romana? -You're crazy! -Romana, go to the house!
-Jesus Christ! -Where are you going?
It'll be good,
Hang on, They're on their way to meet us,
You've got to try it, Try it,
Try to take a deep breath,
-They're on their way to meet you now, -Tell them it's a blue Octavia,
-They're in the blue Octavia, -They are between Vysoka and Tremesna,
So you'll meet them between Tremesna and Vysoka,
What are you worried about? Tell them what kind of car it is!
-You drive! -I drive!
Thank you very much, Bye,
-Drive carefully, -I'm driving carefully!
-Slow down, Romana, stop! -Leave me alone,
I'm serious, stop!
Are you crazy? Are you trying to kill us or what?
I'm terribly worried about them,
Me too,
Drive carefully,
Hang on! They're coming!
They're coming!
Here!
Here! Something's stuck in his throat, he's had surgery!
-Let me get to him, -He's not breathing! -Sir, can you hear me? Let's go out,
Hurry up,
Is he breathing?
That's their car,
It's their car, Wait, slow down,
There's nobody there, go,
Wait, Here's powder snow,
Three, two, one…
When I gave birth to your mother…
There was no maternity leave back then,
I went straight to work,
And it was the worst moment of my life when I was carrying my baby daughter,
To the pig farm, There wasn't even a place to put her,
And I had to go to work, No one asked me if I wanted to,
So, I put her on the ground among the little piggies and carted the manure,
I was so frustrated,
It's good that these awful times are over,
She was such a good kid,
She never cried,
She never actually complained about anything,
Love, God, love,
where do people find you?
You don't grow in the mountains,
you don't grow in the fields,
You don't grow in the mountains,
you don't grow in the fields,
Look, when I was his age, I used to go to pig slaughters all the time,
I didn't like the blood, but otherwise I didn't mind,
I don't have a problem with it, I don't know what it is about these women,
Bullshit, man,
Look, it's not just that, It doesn't matter,
I used to go as a kid, too,
-You did, didn't you, -They should see it,
You don't like it when I say that, do you?
-You stuck with it, -They should see something, at least,
My boys used to go, they watched it, But not the killing,
But they'd come to watch the piggy getting ready and all that,
Because they grew up in the village,
Is it too much for them to watch the killing or not?
Well, the killing is too much, We weren't allowed to watch that either, but…
-And then it's okay, right? -Then it's okay, -It's life, it's life,
Well, Lucie's right, I guess,
Well, she's not right, she's not,
-She’s not, is she? -No, Well…
-Because they haven't killed it yet, -Well, they don't need to see you kill it,
-But then, like, you know, -He can watch then,
You put your hand over his eyes and take it off,
You'll explain it to him that it doesn't hurt, It's just a moment, Tonda just…
That's bullshit, no, we don't tell him that, We tell him the truth,
-What do you tell him? -The truth,
-It hurts, -It doesn't hurt the piggy, -But… -And you don't tell kids the truth,
-But maybe not here, -Pour him another one,
That's where most of the truth lies,
So, does it grow on trees? I mean, he has to see it,
The sooner the better, He's already…
-Eight years old, -Well,
He's a big boy,
Come on, let's go,
Let's clean up, come on, Let's go, boys, Come, come,
-The water's boiling, let's go, -Sure,
Gentlemen, you're making a big deal out of this,
You're making a big deal out of this,
-Come on, let's go, Hurry up, -All right, -Come on, -Let's go,
We'll be here till dark again,