It's showtime, baby,
You were right, ma'am,
He is Eshu,
They just used his mask to teleport to the old city,
Yes, ma'am, On my way,
Ugh!
Was that nice for you?
The son of a bastard did it!
Teleportation in your pocket?
I'm sorry, My brain just exploded,
Excuse me,
Is that why Mila wants your power?
Because she could go anywhere in seconds?
He can do much more than that,
Can't you?
Who can do anything Anything, anything?
Me,
Ow!
They call you the god of evil
and the bringer of death,
That's more than an Orisha of crossroads who watches over travelers,
Who are you really, Eshu?
They tried to kill my father once,
The other Orisha,
My lovely aunts and uncles,
You should meet them sometime, They're terrible, You'd hate them,
Pettiness,
Destruction,
He didn't create us for that,
You saved him, didn't you?
And he gifted you what in return?
A few tricks,
I'm the only one who can steal the powers of other Orisha,
You know, without the murder part,
So if any got too strong, you could stop them,
Or if they were needed, spread them,
Spread them?
The messenger for humanity,
Exactamundo, Crofty,
Yemi's thing is water, right? She can bend the local river like a pro,
But if my father wanted to flood the whole world,
he wouldn't ask her,
He would send for me,
You can spread other Orisha's powers,
That's why Mila wants your mask,
Disease is lovely, but limited to the space you're in,
Yes, sir,
If she takes Old Red here,
she could spread disease to every human on the planet in seconds,
The bringer of death,
You still glad you know me?
Yes,
- I am, - Mmm,
Huh?
You think she'll take the bait?
I'm sorry, She? Who? Bait? What now?
Fig has been following our lead since Bahia,
She was bound to follow us to Morocco,
And she did,
Which means we have half a day at most,
I'm sorry, I'm,,, I'm confused,
You are leading the crazy lady who can kill Orishas right to us?
See? Not confused at all,
This is perfect,
We'll take our stand here,
But we'll have to ask for help,
Hmm,
Follow me, I know just the place,
Huh?
We need your help,
You okay?
Lara, Is it enough?
It'll have to be,
Lara, you read me?
We're here,
Satellite shows Mila's plane heading your way, and she's got friends,
ETA?
Better move your butts,
So, close, then,
Good luck, Lara,
Ah,
Ogun told me about this place,
A once great civilization that rivaled Rome,
And because of you,
look at what it is now,
Well, they say history repeats itself,
The coward who abandoned his people,
I can end it for you, Eshu,
Your pain,
It's what you want, isn't it?
You don't really want all this responsibility,
It's tiring, and you deserve a rest,
I can end it for you,
and I can do it
from behind a familiar face,
You're sick,
Keep to the plan,
Eshu, hold! We can do this,
Together,
I'm sorry,
She is right,
I am a coward,
Eshu, no!
Hey, don't walk away from me,
You're a brilliant woman, Mila,
Do you really think that you're the savior here?
You're a conqueror,
Just like all the ones who came and destroyed life well before you,
You're an everyday villain,
A hero speech,
How original,
Lara!
Stay,,, back!
I thought of sparing you,
The new world will require great leaders,
But then I saw you for what you are,
that night at the masquerade,
You put on a good show for your little friends,
But the truth is,
you think you can do it all without them,
You will never be the hero you think you are,
You put faith in no one but yourself, Lara Croft,
Find what you were looking for, turistas?
I put a little faith in others,
Ugh!
Find them!
Uh, was the plan to stall her with your slow, painful death?
I did my best,
Hmm, We can do better,
You did great, sassenach,
Gah! That was too close,
My babies!
Back together again,
Ugh!
Gross, Iya,
So what's phase two?
Don't look at me, He's the one wearing a meteor,
Why do you keep trusting me?
Because I believe we are more than our pain,
And you
are so much more,
Ugh, Damn it,
That's working,
All right, huddle up, I've got half an idea,
We do what humans do when they don't know what to do,
We are not running, brother,
No, no, no, not,,,
They ask for help,
They work together,
Yes, they do, baby,
I can steal our masks back,
but we need to draw her powers in one direction,
Create an opening,
Huh?
Kill her!
You really don't ever give up, do you?
My friends think it's charming,
Huh?
You again!
You're a little cockroach, aren't you?
Nighty night, little cockroach,
Huh?
That belongs to my sister,
No, please!
Maybe next time, take care who you put your faith in,
We can't get to her behind the shield,
We have to keep trying,
You think your tricks will work on me, coward?
Huh?
I am more powerful than you'll ever be,
Who are you to challenge me?
I am the messenger for humanity,
I am the trickster extraordinaire,
We got you, brother,
I am the warrior spirit,
Papa Legba,
I am Eshu, the bringer of death!
Yah!
I'm over here!
You missed me!
Hey! Ha!
Ciao, ciao!
Yah!
You cannot have what is ours!
Whoa!
That belongs to me!
Actually, it doesn't belong to you,
Now!
Ugh!
You think you can just kill my children and walk away?
No!
It's not,,, possible,
You are in my land!
Anything is possible!
Whoa!
Eshu, Orisha of Thieves,
Not bad, little brother,
Whoo!
I got you!
No,
I wanted to thank you guys,
You're the one who did it,
True, yes, I did, I mean, you almost died, Useless,
She didn't!
The point is,
while I did everything today,,,
,,,I wouldn't have made it this far without you both,
I wouldn't have made it anywhere near here,
You are a special breed,
And for that, I will owe you one,
My special little human ladies,
Hello?
Um, Lara?
I think you're being robbed,
Detective Croft,
Thanks for the tip,
Any more catastrophic events in your diary I should know about?
None planned,
I'm thinking I'd like to stay in for a while,
Finally take up yoga,
Don't forget the dance lesson,
Good, You could use a little less excitement,
Ah,
Someone wants to speak with you,
Thank you, Lady Croft,
It seems the apple can, in fact,
fall far from the tree,
These items will all be returned, as discussed,
Thank you,
And you, for your generous, uh, donation,
I'm sure we'll be in touch,
This feels sad,
I suppose that's how all ends of an era feel,
but it's still the right thing to do,
My father loved these relics,
but they don't all belong to him,
Oh, You going on an adventure?
Eshu gave me a list of places in Africa that are must-sees,
It's the size of a novel,
And I feel ready,
Mmm!
For the road,
I'll keep watch while you're gone,
Oh, I could get used to staying in while someone else goes out,
Ooh, are those pork buns?
Father,
I'm sorry I couldn't save them,
The time has come to rebuild,
Hmm,
Told you your boss couldn't pull it off,
Huh,
You ready to listen to someone who actually knows
how to handle Lara Croft?