Mysterious music
-The film you are about to see was born under a lucky star,
Soft music
Smash Piano out of tune
Inaudible
gong
Scraping
Effort
-So, He sighs,
-I'm really sorry,
Hmm,
I hope,,,
you can reincarnate into something more interesting,
She sniffles,
Uncomfortable laughter
Hi,
Door
He blows,
Effort
Door
-Well,,,
Come!
-It's not the chalet in the photos,
-But yes, but yes, of course, He groans,
-No, I don't recognize it,
-Finally, I haven't changed behind your back, Do you think I'm stupid?
Come visit, A killing,
I tell you!
He laughs,
He expires,
This way,
Creaking of the stairs
So,
Hold,
My poor darling, Didn’t you sleep in the helicopter?
-Oh shit !
The pilot asked me to post a comment,
I forgot,
-Ah good ? She sighs,
Since when do pilots do this?
-He was super nice,
And I promised him, Will you take care of it for me?
-Well of course,
There's no problem,
What do you want me to wear? “Super nice driver”? “Pleasant driver”?
Uncomfortable laughter -I don't care, a positive thing,
-No problem, I'll take care of it, -Mmm,
It's not the good yogurts,
They taste weird,
-Ah good ? -Mmm,
You have the wrong brand,
-Ah, I'm sorry, I'll be careful next time,
Uncomfortable laughter -I just eat because I'm hungry,
What is this?
-Ah, we received that yesterday,
-For chainsaw video, -Mmm,
If you don't like it, we'll throw it away,
-No,
It's not bad, we'll keep it,
-Okay,
Uh, you still need me, tonight?
-No, you can have it,
-OK,,,
But is it okay otherwise? Finally,,,
Do you like it here?
Do you like it? She sighs,
-I don't know, I'll tell you tomorrow,
-Okay,
I'll leave you to dinner in peace,
Rest,
-Are you on break?
-No, she is,
I'm not on vacation,
There is everything to manage, I have to respond to everyone,
It's hell,
Do you think I'm here to hang out or something?
-You could do this from home, it didn't change anything,
-But no, Phew!
You know how it is,
I have to be there to see everything with her,
Live, day to day,
I have to be there to motivate her, She says she wants to stop,
-Well, then?
If she wants it, let her stop,
-And what do I do?
Should I become unemployed? You're funny,
-Well, you can find something else,
It's been ten years, Aren't you tired of being under his thumb?
-Tired of earning so much money? No, sorry,
-We don't do anything together anymore,
You're still with her,
"Magalie asked me this, She wants me there,”
Magalie, Magalie, Magaloche, I'm full of it,
You see this crazy woman more than your own children,
Notification Do you realize?
Are you listening to me, at least?
-There's something weird, I'll call you back,
-What, again?
-An email to be
processed immediately,
I remind you, my heart,
-OK, hello, She hangs up,
We knock,
-Mag, are you sleeping?
He sighs,
Mag!
-Did you break down? Is it wrong or what?
-Sorry, this is super important,,, -I don't care
Don't come into my room and whisper,
Are you sick or what?
-I promise, it sucks,
-Get out of my room!
-Okay, sorry,
Piano out of tune
The music speeds up,
She sighs,
Door
The scooter is approaching,
-Oh shit !
Oppressive music
Photo burst
Rustling noises
She sighs,
She growls,
Light laughter
-Does the name Herzog mean anything to you?
-Patrick,
tell me the important thing, Stop the stupid guessing,
Who is Herzog?
-Dimitri, the crane guy,
Piano out of tune
-Okay,
-He messed up, This idiot told his sister everything,
She breathes,
-His sister? -Yes,
He has a sister,
-Okay,
What did he say? -All !
All,
That's why she's contacting you, She sent me a message,
And she is a journalist,
Are you starting to get it or not?
Uncomfortable laughter
She sighs,
-No, What does that change? that he told her everything?
-OK!
Read !
Deep sigh
Exasperated sigh
Uncomfortable laughter -Oh my!
Mistakes, Very poorly written, that!
-We don't care, You do too,
Please see it through to the end, You read everything!
They gasp,
She breathes, -It's blackmail,
-Ah, no joke?
Is that all it does to you? -Well, she says
she doesn't want any money, What does this whore want?
that she doesn't want any money, What does this whore want?
-That's the problem, I don't know what she wants,
-Okay, you contacted her, before pissing me off?
-Yes, She refuses to talk to me, She only wants to talk to you,
Uncomfortable laughter -Oh, no,
No, piss off!
Hello, Simone, I am Magalie,
You sent an email to Mr, Balandras, my personal assistant,
about that piano accident,
I didn't understand everything, due to syntax
errors, but I am available to talk about it in person,
I'm in the mountains, Embarrassed laughter
In my new residence, for an indefinite period,
You can call me back on this number, if you wish,
See you soon, I hope, Mrs, Simone,
Bye,
You dirty whore!
-You know what?
You may be right about the mistakes, -That's to say ?
-She may have meant the opposite, That she just wants money,
She moaned,
-She's going to get her ass fucked,
-No, no, no,
You're not kidding, this is serious,
If so, we risk imprisonment for life,
Keep that in your head, It's hot! Uncomfortable
laughter - I'll keep this, and I'll go back to bed,
-Don't you understand? Are you staying calm there?
And if she calls back, what do we do?
-I'll call her back, Patrick,
Oh, relax, Don't worry, we'll manage, right?
Eat a little pill, you're all stressed,
Piano out of tune
She sighs,
Hmm,
Uncomfortable laughter
Hmm,
She sighs,
-They ask why their father isn't there, but other than that,,,
-Don't you want to explain that I'm leaving for work?
To buy them clothes
and their food,
They'll think I'm a jerk who abandoned my family,
-They already know you're a stupid bastard, She laughs,
He laughed yellow, -Great, humor, thank you,
-No, they're fine, relax,
Mathieu was fired
from the pony club, but otherwise it's okay,
-That's so much the better, You know what I think about it,
It's not a boy thing, Sorry, but,,,
Hold !
Look who's there,
-Hi,
-Ah, shit! She laughs,
I didn't realize you had such a neck brace,
-Yeah, -Horrible, my darling,
-It's nothing, I'll survive, Don't worry,
-She’s sturdy, you know!
-Your chalet looks crazy, Satisfied ?
-Yes, well, I don't feel at home yet,
-Ah, I could get used to it pretty quickly,
They laugh,
How big is it? 300?
-You are adorable, but we have an emergency,
I'm going to have to borrow your guy and hang up,
-Maybe we can finish talking?
-But the chalet is 500 m²,
Bye!
Patrick, I know what she wants!
-It was super humiliating,
-Who cares, you'll call her back, Listen !
I've been thinking and I know what your journalist wants,
I tell you?
-Money, it’s simple!
-No !
She wants to sleep with me,
-Pardon ? -Mmm,
I saw pictures of her online, It’s a tuna, disgusting!
That's for sure, that's it, A poor fan who wants a relationship with me,
-Are you hanging up on my wife to tell me this?
-Yes, I reread his message,
The words are poorly put together,
She must be a psychopath,
-OK, your reasoning is: she writes badly,
so she wants to sleep with you?
-Yes,
-She wants money,
Everyone knows that you are armored, she wants to bite,
Did you call her back? -Oh, no,
Shock
-It's what ?
-I don't know,
She gasps,
-She's here, Téma, it’s her!
-Oh, damn! Hey, wow!
-You see? I'm not stupid, I know!
-What is she doing here? -I don't know, She is there,
Go ahead, open! Open!
-Two minutes, -Can we talk?
-Open, -Please,
-Five minutes, -We're talking!
-Open, two minutes, -Hey !
-Who are these Mongolians?
-The big one followed me this morning,
-Eh ? She laughs,
He followed me on his gypsy scooter,
-Without your hood? You are crazy! -Don't tell me I'm crazy!
-You're looking for trouble,
Metallic noise
She sighs,
Door
What do you want there?
Is it wrong or what?
Get out or I'll take the rust out of you!
It's private, Get out!
-We do what we want, Who are you?
Hold ! They laugh,
Jester, go! -Shame!
-Does that make you laugh, too?
-Hold ! He groaned,
They laugh,
Engine
-Bunch of little sluts!
He shouts, Metal breakage
The phone rings,
Light laughter
The phone rings,
Vibrate
-What ?
-Good evening,
-Is that you, Simone?
-Yes,
-Okay, She sighs,
And so?
-Well, I,,,
-What do you want?
She breathes, -It's hard, I'm intimidated,
-Hey ! -What ?
-Look at, I'm sorry,
-Ah, shall I call you back? You're not alone?
-No, it's nothing, It's my dog,
He just came into the room, It's nothing at all,
Go for it,
I'm listening to you,
-GOOD, So, to begin with, please know
that I have never blackmailed anyone before,
I am an honest person,
To tell you everything, I'm relatively uncomfortable,
-Oh,,,
my poor darling,
Are you uncomfortable? I'm sorry!
Are you kidding me?
-No, no, it's sincere,
You are on the defensive, but
you will realize that I mean well,
It's very light blackmail, very positive, I'm not,,,
-Stop with your positive blackmail
salads and your bogus explanations,
Tell me, What do you want?
-Okay,
Magalie, you don't want the public or
the media to learn what really happened
the day of your accident with the piano,
Isn't it?
-That's why I gave 500,000 euros to your stupid brother,
To shut up,
-Yes I know,
I apologize for him, my brother is extremely fragile,
There you go, this accident traumatized him,
He couldn't bear to keep this dark secret to
himself, so he needed to confide in me, that's it,
But he didn't tell anyone else, it's a certainty,
He has no intention of harming you,
He is extremely grateful for all your money,
Who literally changed his life,
At that time, he had major financial and personal problems,,,
-I don't care, of the life of your Mongolian brother,
Spit it out, What do you want?
She laughs, -Forgive me, I'm intimidated,
-Listen, Simone, I'll save us some time,
I know what you want,
You want to meet me,
Embarrassed laughter -Yes, that's true,
-I knew it!
I felt it, in fact, I'm a genius,
You want to meet me, you want to sleep with me!
-Pardon ?
-I know, I am desirable,
Girls like me, I have no problem with that,
I am in demand from all sides,
I'm good, I know it,
You want to meet me to have a relationship with me,
-No, Sorry if I let you imagine such a thing,
No, no,
You're pretty, I'm not saying, But you're not there at all,
I really want to meet you, but for something completely different,
Are you there?
-Yes ! -I'm listening to you, yes,
-So, you refuse to express yourself in
the media, you have never granted an
interview to anyone in your entire life,
I would like to be the first to interview you,
I have been doing this job for 25 years,
I am a true professional,
I promise not to mention your accident in my article,
-Look what we're going to do, it will be simpler,
You give your bank details and we'll make
a big, juicy transfer, just like your brother's,
You shut your mouth and forget about me forever,
-I didn't contact you on a whim,
It is a carefully considered decision, I won't back down,
I will interview you or report you to the police,
Sorry for you,
-Fuck,,,
She gasps, -I won't change my mind,
Crash She blows,
-Okay, you win!
You are a witch,
I'll pass my assistant on to you for an appointment,
Embarrassed laughter
-Patrick Balandras on the phone,
I'm the one who received your email,
You landed the first Magaloche interview,
Congratulations !
She screams,
She growls,
Piano out of tune
-Are you ready?
Can we go there?
First, thank you for accepting,
I know you are making a considerable effort,
and really, thank you,
I am extremely moved,
And above all, very honored, really,
You are angry, but I wanted to say it anyway,
She sighs,
So, Embarrassed laughter
It records,
I'll start at the beginning,
Eh, in order,
So, Magalie, you were born on March 12, 1989,
with an extremely rare disease,
called congenital insensitivity to pain,
-I was born with a congenital insensitivity to pain, yes,
Everyone already knows that,
I don't hide it,
-Not everyone knows what it is,
Could you explain it to me quickly? That interests me,
-It's like being blind,
Except that, instead of not seeing, we don't feel physical pain,
I wouldn't know how to explain it any other way,
For a more precise definition, ask a specialist,
-No, it's very clear, I thank you,
That’s nicely said,
Magalie, something else that people don't necessarily know,
The day you were born,
therefore, on March 12, 1989,
it is also the date on which the internet was made accessible
to the public for the first time,
Did you know you were born on the same day as the internet?
-No,
-Oh !
Incredible, that! I thought you knew,
I'm going to teach you things, Uncomfortable laughter
-No,
No, impossible,
-All right,
What does this information that you discover mean to you?
Tell me,
-Internet is an IT tool,
I am a human being,
I don't see the connection,
-You were born on the same day as the tool that made you a star,
It’s still astonishing!
Stifled laughter
-Where does that come from,,, this unbearable way of speaking?
-Pardon ? -"Amazing, don't you think?"
No kidding, where does that come from?
Of a castle?
-I don't live in a castle, no,
-Well, you speak like a duchess and you don't know how to write an email,
-I use voice dictation, that's why,
It's not interesting
to talk about me,
-Indeed, it’s absolutely not,
I won't hide the fact that it's already
very painful to do this interview,
With your way of speaking, I think I'm taking an exam at school,
I honestly don't know if I'm going to last,
She sighs, It attacks me,
How long do we have it for?
-Uh,,,
I don't know, 2 hours, Something like that,
-Two hours?
But,,, are you drunk or something?
What are we going to say for 2 hours?
-Magalie, you can let your guard down, I'm not coming to bother you,
I just want to chat, make a nice portrait,
Without bad intention,
I am kind, I mean you no harm,
-Benevolent, but who is blackmailing,
We must not forget it,
-Excuse me, sorry for cutting you off,
two seconds, Can you come, please?
-What ?
-Come,
What are you doing?
-Nothing,
-She has us by the balls!
Stop playing around, play the game!
-What ? I have already come, I play the game,
-No, no,
You're going to have to be more accommodating, It starts very badly,
-Did you hear it?
-But,,,
-I want to poke his eyes out, to this whore!
-But what do we care?
You are playing with fire, Think about prison,
You fucking take it upon yourself,
OK? -Okay, okay,
I take it upon myself, -Please,
THANKS !
-My assistant kindly offers to go get something to eat,
Do you want something?
-Thank you, no, I don't need anything,
-Okay, It will only be for me,
As usual, Chouchou, you're adorable,
Get over it, I have a hole in my stomach,
So, let's go,
I'm ready,
I'll play the game, Door
I'm ready, She sighs,
I'm listening to you,
-A problem?
-No, none, Simone,
I'm delighted to do this interview,
And I find your way of speaking,,,
very exotic,
-You don't have to,
-Yes, I am, yes,
But let's go,
-All right,
I continue,
So, Magalie, you were born on the same
day as this tool that made you a world star,
-Yes,
-How did you discover this tool?
She inhales and groans,
-It happened the year I,,, 14 years old,
-Mmm,
-Yes,
14 years old, that's it,
-That's a real question, You could elaborate a little,
-But I was going to do it,
I just have to remember,
-Sorry, I'm eager to know more,
I am silent,
Go for it,
She sighs,
-We were
with my father in the living room,
We watched TV while waiting for my mother,
We had just finished a shitty movie, a western,
And by switching to several cable channels,
Well, we came across a show for adults,
And we watched,
Country music
In English
He laughs,
He coughs,
He moans, The father laughs,
It's spitting,
Sizzle
He screams,
The father laughs, He moans,
He laughs,
I didn't immediately understand what I was looking at,
But I remember feeling
a terrible frustration in front of these images,
I was jealous of these guys,
Very jealous,
Piano out of tune The show continues,
Beep
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau,
Today, I test the car battery,
Sizzle
Dad !
The next day, my parents lectured me,
She scolds her, -I had a blast,
-,,, a little bit !
-And obviously, I was punished,
Later, my father was in front of his PC, as always,
I am Magalie Moreau, Today, I test the car battery,
Sizzling
He laughs,
He sent my video to all his office
colleagues to make them laugh,
And then, it got carried away on its own,
His colleagues began to,,,
share the file with
other people, as a joke,
It spread very quickly,
In a few weeks, it was a classic,
The video was circulating everywhere so much,
we even went on the television news, -Mmm,
-It made everyone laugh,
There was almost nothing online, at the time,
Nothing to do with today,
It was the very beginning,
I was ahead of my time, we can say,
So, Uncomfortable laughter
People recognized me in the street,
I became something of a freak at my school,
-It's incredible!
She swallowed, -It feels weird
to say it all out loud,
When I think about it, it's in my head,
I never think about it again, because it pisses me off,
Bad memories, I don't care!
-Before resuming
the timeline, uh,
I would like to clarify a detail that intrigues me,
I hope it's not too indiscreet, but I wonder,,,
You are never seen without the braces you wear,
-So what?
-Well,,, is this a tribute to this first video?
Is there another reason?
She sighs,
-I have a serious gum malformation,
I have to carry this thing for life,
If I take it off, I lose my teeth, in 15 days,
-I'm sorry!
Uncomfortable
laughter
Uncomfortable laughter -I'm joking,
-Ah, -It's for style,
Before, it was to be recognized,
-Mmm,
-And then, well, it
was a stage costume,
Something easy to identify,
“She’s the girl who makes videos with her braces,”
-That's what I told myself, you don't need it,
You have perfect teeth,
-Thank you, it's okay, -And a very pretty one
smile, moreover,
That we don't see often, She laughs,
Uncomfortable laughter
-You didn't organize all this mess
just to flirt with me? As I had imagined,
-No, it's a simple observation,
-Mmm,
“Dumb girl” Run DMC
He sighs,
-So,
-THANKS,
-How are you ? Is everything going the way you want?
-She's starting to open up a little, It's exciting, THANKS,
-Okay, I'll let you work, I am here,
He sighs,
She moaned,
-"She's starting to open up a little, yes,"
It sounds like you're talking about a mussel,
-No, it's an expression,
I know, you're not a mold, I wouldn't allow myself,
-I know it's an expression,
And I know I'm not a mold,
But thank you for explaining it to me, mistress, Uncomfortable laughter
He sighs,
-Shall we take a break for your lunch? -No, I'm not hungry,
Let's go, let's get this over with,
She sighs,
-Alright, So, uh,,,
People are starting to recognize you in the street, thanks to this video,
You are 14 years old,
What is happening at that moment?
-What is happening at this time?
Hmm,
I started making other videos, necessarily,
Piano out of tune Beep
-Hi, I am Magalie Moreau, Today I'm testing the hammer,
Bone crunches
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau,
Today I'm testing the ice pick,
I am Magalie Moreau,
Today I'm testing boiling water,
I kept it a secret for a long time, We knock,
-Magalie, what are you doing?
She tries to open,
What are you doing ?
-Nothing,
I said I was clumsy to justify marks and injuries,
Whirring
Uncomfortable laughter
Shock
Hi,
-Cuckoo !
Why do you go out more?
Because of your illness?
-No,
-Well then, why?
-I take care of myself,
That's all, -My parents call you crazy,
She laughs,
-Hey ! Sorry to bother you,
Sincerely, sorry,
I'm a fan of yours, I know all your videos,
My brother too,
We just want to take a photo, -A photo
each, We are good, -Yeah !
There are ten seconds left,
And we leave, Promised, -Patrick!
-Oh, no!
She calls the other one, -No, hey!
Don't call your bodyguard, We are nice!
-Patrick!
-What ? -We just take the photo in peace,
-It's my break, Why are you yelling?
-There are the two gypsies,
-What do you care about?
She is convalescing, She needs to rest,
Leave him alone and respect people!
-Shut up, we're free! We just want a photo!
-We're doing nothing wrong!
-You're pissing her off,
-She should not be known,,, -Don't say that, you!
-Don't swing
yogurt! It's a waste,
Beep
-Hi, I am Magalie Moreau,
Today, I'm testing the sewing machine,
Whirring
-What did you do with it?
of all these little videos?
You sometimes visualized them
or was the pleasure in the making?
-I stored them in a shoebox,
And once a scene is shot,
That didn't interest me at all,
Like today, The images I shoot
have no value,
-Well, that’s debatable,
You built an empire with them,
She laughs, -I was talking about sentimental value,
-Well, let's talk
of market value, I was going to come there,
How did the professionalization take place?
How did you move up a gear?
-Professionalization? Exasperated sigh
How do you manage to use such boring words?
-So how did you go from the secretive little
girl who stored her videos in shoeboxes to
the rich and famous young woman you are today?
-Mrs, Duchess, I will keep it short,
Because I feel like it's starting to bother me,
At 16, I became a young adult,
A distant uncle gave me a smartphone for Christmas,
Camera, internet connection,
There, I registered on all the forums,
platforms, networks, I invented this
awesome nickname, which you already know, Magaloche,
No need to explain why, She laughs,
That's it, great,
From that moment on, I started making lots of videos,
The rest, you know it,
30 views, 500 views, 100 million views,
Algorithms, monetization, sponsors, blah blah blah, the whole mess,
From then on, I started earning a lot more than my parents,
They kicked me out of my house, because I was insolent,
And I moved into a barracks bigger than theirs,
And I started making videos all day,
So,
I think we've done the trick, I said everything,
We can stop there, is that okay? Are you happy?
-Well, no, We're not going to stop there,
This is where it gets interesting,
-Pardon ?
-Is it time for lunch break?
He stammers, -As you wish, Me, I,,,
Everything suits me,
It's funny,
I always imagined
that journalists were ugly,
She's not bad, -Are you kidding?
She's disgusting,
A witch!
He blows, -Yeah,,,
-The whole Earth will read his article,
This bitch is going to be famous because of me,
It disgusts me,
Piano out of tune
-Attention, -That's it!
-Okay, -It's good,
-Hi, it’s Magaloche,
I'm testing the high-speed baseball bat, my darlings,
Here we go!
Engine
-Come on,
-So, Subscribe, hello,
Hi, it’s Magaloche,
Today, I'm testing the monster truck for you,
Let's go, let's go!
It starts,
And there you have it,
Don't forget to subscribe, Kisses, hello!
It’s Magaloche,
I'm testing the washing machine,
Go ahead,
Smash
So,
Don't forget to subscribe, Kisses, hello!
Cheers
Hey !
A video is released tonight at midnight, Don't forget to watch it!
-There is one thing that intrigues me a lot,
You have reached a crazy standard of living,
very quickly, thanks to the success of your videos,
You own several properties around the world,
You would have bought a private island in Polynesia the year you turned 25,
I don't know if that's true, What matters to
me is to understand why you continued to
mutilate yourself, since you no longer needed to,
Is it just a basic
addiction to money or is
it for a more personal reason?
-Mmh, no, I,,,
I never had the idea of stopping,
-According to statistics available online, you
have posted more than 2,000 videos in total,
Which is titanic,
They moan,
Do you confirm?
-I don't know,
I didn't count,
My videos never exceed ten seconds,
So if your stats are good, that would,,,
20,000 seconds of image,
In 15 years, it's not,,,
It's not crazy, it's okay,
-Yes, seen like that, indeed,
For me, this quantity of videos says something else,
I can't stop thinking about your body,
-Pardon ? Are you thinking about my body?
-You have intentionally injured yourself
more than 2,000 times on camera,
Severely, All this for the sole purpose
of creating small content for the networks,
-So what?
-Have you never
felt worn out or tired?
-Postmen deliver mail every day,
Hi, it’s Magaloche, Today I'm testing fire for you,
Electro music
And here we go, let's go,
We all do the same job all our lives,
Uncomfortable laughter -Over time,
you might have questioned yourself,
-Over time, you might have questioned yourself,
Have you ever wondered about
the, pardon me, very relative
usefulness of this activity?
She sniffles,
-Your job is more useful, right? -No way,
I have doubts every day,
I don't know if people will read me,
Nor if I offer anything beneficial to this society,
Yes,
I have rent to pay every month and I
support my mother financially, who is very ill,
I have no other choice, While you,,,
-Oh, my poor darling! She laughs,
Life is hard,
-Uh, you are,,, It’s not the same, it seems to me,
And we are here to talk about you,
Not from me, Nobody cares about me,
-That's true,
-Why do you continue to mistreat yourself
when you have been free to stop for so long?
She sighs,
-Your sick mother, does she know that her
daughter is blackmailing an artist to boost her career?
Did you tell him that?
-But that’s very interesting,
You consider yourself an artist,
I'll ignore the rest and bounce on this,
Is it for the love of art that you continue to mutilate yourself?
-No,
I use the word “artist” because my
activity requires no effort from me,
-Why do you continue, then?
-No mutilation,
My body is doing very well, Uncomfortable laughter
Nature is well made, it repairs perfectly,
-Answer my question,
- “Answer my question,”
“Answer my question,”
-What motivates you to continue? You don't need money,
- “Answer my question,”
I'm starting to get tired,
-You could stop everything,
Live normally, Why do you continue?
-Oh yes, -I would like to understand, Answer!
She sighs,
-Maybe I do this because I hate myself,
And that I want to kill myself,
It would make a great hook for the article,
People will want to click,
-I don't make that kind of paper,
-I'm doing very well,
I adore myself,
I saw a psychologist for three years,
I fixed this whole mess,
Sorry, you're too late, There's nothing to find there,
I don't even understand what you're looking for,
-It's almost philosophical,
I want to know what drives you,
It interests me and it will interest readers,
Uncomfortable laughter
-The readers don't care,
-No, I don't
agree,
-Do you know our company?
-Mmm,
-Mmm, People will read that on their toilets,
They will have forgotten the subject when they flush the toilet,
-You no longer need money, Why do you continue?
-How many times are you going to ask that?
-I spent 12 hours on the train,
I would like to find some substance to our conversation,
-You could have avoided the trip easily,
And cash in as much money as possible, instead of
coming here and asking me the same question 40 times,
-This is a fundamental question,
Make an effort, try to answer them, Why do you continue?
-Who knows if I will continue? You don't know anything about it,
-Even if you quit tomorrow,
tell me what made you make all these videos all these years,
Answer and I'll leave you alone,
It's promised, Uncomfortable
laughter -What if there was no reason?
-There must be one, Always,
-No, Mrs,
Rational, sometimes there isn't one, Did you know that the universe is made up mainly of void?
There's no reason for that,
I have plenty of others, examples,
-Why are you resisting?
Does it bother you so much to give in? Is it so painful?
-Yes, relatively painful, I'm telling you, you're not listening,
I've rarely had such a
boring time in my life!
-Too bad not to go beyond that,
Use this moment to your advantage, rather than endure it,
You are afraid of my question which forces you to see the truth,
Angry laughter -I'm
not afraid for a second!
Your question is rubbish,
Like you and the job you do,
Your questions are rubbish, your face, your sick mother too,
You should leave her to die in her hospital bed,
Screw you ! Deeply,
Do you understand where I am developing?
-All right,
She sighs, -Good,
Uncomfortable laughter
Uncomfortable laughter I
know why I don't do interviews,
It's unbearable,
-No, it's you who's unbearable,
I wish you good luck for the future,
I would have tried,
-I answered all your questions except one,
It's okay, we're even! -No, it's not good,
You didn't play the game, Sorry for you,
-Get out! Witch !
-Oh !
-You're not going to lecture me anyway,
-It's within the reach of a moron, Answering stupid questions,
Why is it so complicated? Why are you so complicated?
-I don't want to talk about myself for ages,
Nor dig into my rotten soul to understand
things I don't want to understand,
It pisses me off,
-Oh, okay, Great, well, that pisses you off,
-I don't know why I'm doing all this,
I don't know and I don't care!
-Would you rather go to jail? -Yeah !
Uncomfortable laughter I'm rubbing it in my ass,
We're breaking!
I don't know how to open it, you big pig!
I should never have accepted,
It was you who was afraid
of this poor whore,
Let her die! With his sick mother,
She imitates a moan,
-But wait, And me? Have you thought of me? You are not alone,
Uncomfortable laughter -Everything pisses me off so much!
I can't take it anymore, What am I doing here?
I don't care, I'll go to jail,
-Are you listening to me or what?
And me? Have you thought of me?
-You too will go to jail, With me, You deserve it, like me!
Piano out of tune
-Call to apologize,
She growls,
I don't know, send a text, “Sorry, I messed up,”
-Pardon, -Uh,,,
“Let’s arrange another meeting,” Be nice, make up for it,
-I do what I want, OK?
It's me who decides,
And I want to be in my chalet, without anyone,
-Pardon ?
-Yes, Uncomfortable laughter
So you give me the keys,
-Go ahead, take your keys!
She opens the door,
I'm warning you,
You better sort this out quickly!
Door
-There you go, -THANKS,
gong
Classical piano music
She plays the “Funeral March” by Chopin,
-It doesn't sound right,
He sighs,
-It's okay, can we go?
-Go ahead, it's okay,
-We can go,
Mechanism
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you,
Uh, the rescuers are super busy,
They'll be there in about an hour, -An hour?
-Yeah, sorry, It's goats, Patrick sighs,
-Anyway, I don't wait an hour for them,
-We have to, for the insurance,
-I don't care, I'm not waiting here, it's sordid,
I pay if there's a problem,
We don't wait for them,
-So, This is,,, It's about 6 m away,
-What do you think? It's good, -Mmm,
I don't know,
No, that doesn't seem high enough to me,
We don't see the danger, it seems bogus, You have to go back up,
-Good, whatever you want,
Go higher,
-Okay, Mechanism
-Wait, just don't move,
-Oh, no, not that! I hate this stuff,
-But you have a t,,, -It's boring, look,
-Yeah, -You see?
-Yeah, yeah, OK,
Sorry, I won't do it anymore,
-I'm not a doll,
-It's because it's windy, you have ears,,,
-Yes, but I don't care,
-Okay,
Um, sorry, it works,
-There you go, that’s 10 m, I won't go any higher,
-But I want higher,
-I'm trying to talk to him,
Um, excuse me,
Can't you go a little higher?
Just a little,
-With the wind, it can damage my crane,
I'm not taking the risk, I won't go any higher, sorry,
-He doesn't want to,
-Eh ?
-That's how it is,
It's my gear, I don't want to damage it, I decide!
Take it or leave it,
She laughs,
-I can buy you 50, new cranes, don't worry,
Do what you're asked,
-What will it change,
the height, can I know?
-I want to film something sensational, There, it's not!
-It will break your legs
no matter the height,
-I'm talking to you about staging, idiot!
What do you know about it?
-I don't care about your staging, Steven Spielberg!
I don't damage my equipment for your beautiful eyes,
-Who is Spielberg?
-A guy who made films before,
-I won't go any higher, period,
Don't you like it? I'm breaking,
-You won, I'm doubling your salary,
Entertain me, impress me, ride it,
He laughs, -That's it, yes,
Does that suit you? Do you think we buy people?
-Of course we can, Is that a problem?
-Kiss my ass,
I won't go any higher,
Is that okay with you, is it clear enough?
Stifled laughter -Who is this guy? Eh ?
Technician of my balls, fuck you!
-Ho!
Smash
-Mag?
Patrick gasps,
Mag!
-Did I film it or not?
She gasps,
-We have a big problem,
-Oh, damn,
Didn't I film?
-Wendy is dead,
-Eh ?
Who is Wendy?
-The hairdresser,
She died, under the piano,
-Ah good ?
-I'm sorry, it's terrible,
She sighs, -Shit,
-No, you don't have to move, Stay like that,
-Patrick,
How many times have I said you don't need a hairdresser?
-You could have gone there, It's a miracle,
He pants,
We are in a dark mess,
The rescuers arrive, We didn't follow protocol,
It's going to cost you a fortune, -I know what to do,
-What ?
-Bury him,
-Eh ?
-Yeah,
They'll say she's never been here,
It's that simple,
I'm not going to jail for a hairdresser,
-No, you won't go to jail, It's an accident,
-Do you love me or not?
-Of course, but,,,
-So, we bury him,
You bury him,
Look where we are, It's a desert,
No one will find her, Trust me,
Make this body disappear,
It's an order!
Do it,
-But there is a witness,
-That's nothing, I'll take care of it,
She sighs,
Mr, Crane!
Would you like to pocket
500,000 euros without doing anything?
A phone rings,
She sighs,
A phone rings,
-Yes ?
-I would like to apologize,
For what just happened, Really sorry,
-You're not sorry, You don't know what that means,
-If, I,,,
I should never have behaved like this,
You don't deserve this much contempt,
I was obnoxious,
I blame myself terribly,
-You are disconnected from reality, that's your problem,
You know how to communicate more with others,
You have nothing to do with it, I'm not judging you,
It's a shame, we could have done something good,
-It's still possible, I will make an effort,
-Too late,
I have a train at dawn, I'm going back to see my mother,
It needed to be done sooner,
You went too far, sorry,
I'm not stupid,
You don't want to answer me, just save your butt,
-No,
She sobs,
No, really, All this made me,,,
think a lot,
I even fired my
personal assistant,
He was a horribly toxic person,
It's him,,,
She pants exaggeratedly,
,,,which pushed
me to hide the truth,
to hide the truth,
She sighs, -You're manipulating me, it's pathetic,
She sniffles, -Please, have mercy,
I really need to talk, She sobs,
Forgive me,
We can meet in my chalet,
I'm alone,
-Here then,
You're the one who seems to want to sleep with me,
-Not at all, I assure you,
It's because here,,,
we will be calm,
I'll say what's on my mind and you'll have a great interview,
-Okay, forget it, it doesn't work,
I know you despise me, at the bottom,
I don't want to anymore, you are a horrible person,
You deserve everything that's going to happen to you, leave me alone,
Smash -The female dog!
Piano out of tune Exasperated sigh
She breathes,
Uncomfortable laughter
She sighs,
Light hubbub
-We could have a story,
Efforts
-You have a wedding ring, do you take me for an idiot?
-Oh, my wife,,, Pff!
Forget it, I can't take it anymore, You have no idea,
-You're drunk, Tomorrow you will think differently,
-Ah,
Light laughter
Yeah!
That’s beautiful! It's for you,
-You make me feel sorry,
But come on, come on,
She sighs,
Tire squeal
She gasps,
She sighs,
gong
-Good evening,
Embarrassed laughter
Um, I just gave this to a journalist friend,
who sleeps here, -The very friendly journalist?
-Yes,
“Very friendly”, yes,
-We drop him off
in his room? -Oh, well,
she's a close friend, I would like to give it to him myself,
The room number?
-Uh, yes, It's,,, number 31, on the third floor,
Over there,
-THANKS,
-Good evening,
He mutters,
Rustling
-No mutilation, My body is fine, Uncomfortable laughter
Nature is well made, it repairs itself,
-Answer my question,
- “Answer my question,”
“Answer my question,”
We knock,
What are you,,,"
-Yes?
,,, no need for money anymore? She turns it off,
Yes ?
panicked cry -Shh!
Door So, like that, I'm
horrible, Is that what you said?
She stammers, -Eh ?
-I'm sorry,
-No, you shouldn't, You are right to think that, it must be said, I'm horrible,
-No,,, -Ah, yes!
You know what? You are too, I point out to you,
-Okay,
-Mmh?
Yes, you know, It’s human
nature that is like that,
which is like that,
We are horrible living shits on this planet,
It's not my fault!
-You are right,
-Yes, it's true, I'm right,
She gasps, She screams,
Say you're horrible,
She gasps,
-I'm horrible,
-Do you honestly think so? -Yes !
-Then say it again, -I'm horrible,
Uncomfortable laughter -Very good,
Now let's play a game, okay? -Mmm,
-It's me, the journalist,
I ask a question and you have to answer it,
Be very careful, because there is a trap,
Are you ready?
-You don't have to threaten me, -It's me who decides!
So, Simone,,,
Which one of us do you think is more horrible?
-Don't hurt me! She sighs,
-Answer!
-Well,,,
- “Answer my question,”
“Answer my question,”
Have you seen how painful it is to be cooked?
-It's painful, yes, -Mmm, Yes,
So answer my question,
Who is the worst between the two of us?
according to you? She sobs,
-I don't know, I,,,
-But answer my question,
It's your last ten seconds of existence,
She laughs,
Try to shine a little,
And tell me, who is it, the most horrible between the two of us?
She sobs, -Me,
She sighs,
-No,
She moaned,
Wrong answer, Simone, She laughs,
-But yes,
I was blackmailed, I took advantage of a situation,
-Shut up, She sighs,
Listen to what I'm going to tell you,
It's me, the worst among us,
From very, very far away,
Mmh, I can assure you, You don't even come close to my ankle,
I'm a competitive piece of human shit,
She sniffles, But at least I'm honest,
I don't pretend to be a good person,
I embrace all the horror within me,
I roll around in it all day like a sow and I enjoy it,
See?
-Yes, but you should have answered exactly that earlier,
This is a great answer to my question,
Because you continue to make your videos
because you decided to accept all the horror
who is in you, It's very consistent,
A nice answer, -I don't understand anything, I don't care,
-We can even resume the interview
at this location, That would be great,
-Ah but yes,
-Well yes,
-That would be great,
Good idea, Nervous laughter
But you had to think about it first,
Eh ? Before you die!
Rattle
Short breath
Oppressive music
-Hey, wait!
Pardon,
But,,,
I,,,
Excuse me,
I,,,
I never do that, normally, I know it's heavy and all, but,,,
I love your madness,
I have followed you for a long time, I'm a big, big fan,
Do you mind taking a photo?
-But,,, how do you know it's me?
-Well, I recognized your magnificent eyes, anyway, and your voice,
Amazing to see you, I can't believe it,
So, can I?
Short
breath -OK,
-Ah, great! Thank you, so nice!
I'm hurrying, Uh,,,
Remove the hood, Let us see your braces,
My friends will never believe me otherwise, Pardon,
It's,,,
Oh, great! Perfect,
Oh ! She breathes,
You are so beautiful, I am hallucinating,
Thanks, eh, that’s great,
Gorgeous,
So, be careful,
A,,,
two,,, Rattle
She breathes,
Smash
She gasps,
Really sorry,
Sorry,
Rattle
She moaned,
But the stupid, the stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid!
Nervous laughter
He sniffs, A phone rings,
Efforts
He sighs, A phone rings,
-What ?
-I completely screwed up, Patrick,
I screwed up, but, sick!
I wanted to repair the situation,
Uncomfortable laughter I created a situation a thousand times worse,
You have to help me, So, you're going to go right away, you dirty larva,
at the hotel where Simone is staying, check if there are cameras, okay?
This is very important,
-No, but in fact, I'm not going to do anything,
I don't get into your schemes anymore,
So, yeah, I buried Wendy, yeah,
That's true, I did it,
But it was your idea, you know?
I won't go to jail for less time than you, And I don't care,
Anyway,
I'm ready, I'm not afraid anymore, I've covered you enough,
Stop pissing me off and leave me alone!
-No, I won't leave you alone,
Piano out of tune
-Who is Wendy?
-Eh ?
-Who is Wendy?
-A hairdresser,
-Did you bury a hairdresser?
-But it wasn't my idea,
Police sirens
-You forgot your boots, Should I take them down?
-Ah, the idiot,
I don't mind, -Don't move, I'm coming,
Sizzle
Embarrassed laughter
Door
Hold, -Thank you, I,,,
I'm sorry,
Sizzle He groaned,
Tone
She sniffles, -Hello?
-Yes, good evening,
I have just neutralized a 40 year old bald man who buried a hairdresser,
-Is it good there?
-Wait, Go ahead, it's okay, -Am I in there?
-But yes, go ahead!
He groaned, He laughs,
-You'll see, we'll get along well, You will love me!
He laughs,
-Hey, it's crazy, the place is amazing!
Wait,,,
Where are we now?
Where are we? Look at this rich man's chalet,
They laugh stupidly,
Hey, it rocks!
It's crazy!
-She's so good!
Oh ! It burns my eyes, just looking at her,
He laughs,
Have you seen the size of the peaches? Look at !
Look at !
Ugh! Without kidding, the cow, did you see?
It’s fucking colossal! He laughs,
-The photo is big,
-But I don't know, But no !
He sighs, I'm almost in love,
Let go,
Oh, look,
Even the braces on my teeth, I love them,
He laughs, -Oh, no,
That's disgusting, though,
All the food goes in there, disgusting,
-What do you know? -Well, it's known,
-We don't give a damn, There's no food there!
-If you kiss a girl with a taste for metal, gross!
-Come on, come on, come on!
Effort Thank you,
He groaned, The youngest laughs,
They laugh,
A car is approaching,
Damn,,,
-What is that?
Intriguing music She moaned,
-Fuck!
Shit !
She sighs, Shit !
Rough breathing
Damn! She sobs,
Shit,
-Damn, she looks panicked,
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah,
-Shit,
-She whines,
-Poor thing,
What do we do?
-Should we console her? You're stupid! We wait,
-You really look like dad, in the dark,
-Eh ?
-I never noticed, Phew!
-What are you talking to me about?
-You just look like him, that's all,
-I don't want to look like that idiot!
-Well, you can't help it,
-Stop looking at me, then!
-What is she doing there?
Smash
Do you see her?
What is she doing? -Stop the questions,
Do you want me to bang you, like daddy? Shut your mouth !
Slams
Deep sigh
She sighs then sniffles,
Beep
She moaned,
-Hi, She gasps,
I am Magalie Moreau, She sobs,
-I don't believe it, She's making a video here,
-What ?
-I swear to you,
A video, live in front of us,
She sighs, -Hi,
I am Magalie Moreau,
And today,,,
-Are you sure of yourself?
-She's filming herself, I tell you, Tema!
But it’s wow! -You're stupid!
Rustling noises
-Hey ! I saw your gypsy scooter
parked down there! Do you think I'm stupid?
You have ten seconds to get the hell out or I'll
gouge your eyes out and eat them, I'm not kidding!
He sniffs,
-Sorry, The door was open,
We didn't think about it,
-We didn't steal anything, eh,
We wanted to watch,
-Yeah,
-We're sorry,
Pardon,
He blows,
-Uh,,,
You still don't want to take a photo?
How are you ? You don't look good,
-Come on, we don’t care, we’ll take the photo, -Yeah,
He laughs,
He takes several photos,
They laugh,
-Great, thank you!
-Thank you, eh, Bye,
-Hey, hello!
They walk away laughing,
She breathes,
She sniffles,
She sighs,
They laugh,
The scooter moves away, Beep
-Hi, I am Magalie Moreau,
I'm testing for you today, the hangman's rope,
This video is sponsored by ComShoppy,
It's a great app that helps protect all your online content,
Thanks to her, for 14 euros per month,,, She sniffles,
your images will no longer be hacked or used by anyone else,
You can keep some
full financial enjoyment with complete peace of mind,
Because that's all that matters, finally, on this planet,
Money, She breathes,
Hi,
She falls,
Melancholic music
Subtitles: Sandrine Niggeler
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