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CHINATOWN CHACHA
People always say they've been unlucky since birth,
But not me,
Because I've been unlucky since before I was born,
Actually, I wonder how I'm even alive,
Congratulations, you have a daughter,
Let me introduce myself,
I'm Kie,
unlucky since I was in a womb,
I'm so sorry,
My hands are slippery,
The misfortunes come at me one after another,
These are some incidents that I remember,
There are countless more that I don't,
let me tell you,
They happen even when I'm careful,
But it's not just me,
It seems like my whole family is unlucky,
This is my dad,
He fails every business he gets into,
Fireworks don't sell well,
Tell Boss Lao I'll pay next month,
No means no!
I don't care!
You've seen her before, This is my mom,
If she isn't sick, she always gets hurt,
I already told everyone
that I'm taking this month's share,
And, this is me,
a senior in history major, who has no thesis idea,
So I may not graduate,
But now Jim took the share, I can't get the money,
What can I say?
So you want to break up?
This is Doe, my girlfriend,
Being with her sucks,
I'm embarrassed when I'm with her,
Look at her tattoos,
So crazy about me,
Where's the LED sign?
Get them removed,
My name is Kie not Ke,
Why are you embarrassed?
This is my face, not yours,
Damn, Why can't you see my dedication?
Tattoo the cheeks too
and call yourself Doe Malone,
Don't change the subject,
Say you don't love me,
If you wanna go, tell me,
What are you saying?
Just give me the money,
I don't have it,
You must have it,
the reason why you changed,
No change! I must get the money, Not Jim,
You can't change,
Changed how? I'm stressed,
I don't have a thesis topic,
Let's talk outside,
No! No more talking,
If can't get it, neither can Jim,
You have someone new?
What is her name?
It's Jim! Jim told me she got the money,
Nonsense, Just calm down,
I won't calm down!
Tao, cut off his finger for the boss,
Give me your finger,
No,
-No, -No!
Why did you stab her?
He dodged, Not my fault,
What the hell is this?
I don't know, What do we do?
I don't know anymore!
Shit,
Shit! I told you Jim is a bitch,
Oh, shit!
We're doomed!
Where does it hurt?
RESCUE
The god has possessed the medium,
They even steal public property and fool people with it,
Crazy shit,
If you are real, please give me some breaks,
It would be cool, if you could,
If we don't fix our destiny right,
there's no point praying,
You got dumped,
Your dad's stabbed,
Your mom's hurt,
And your house's burnt down,
You're an unlucky girl,
How did he know?
-Your family was cursed, -Cursed?
It happened more than a hundred years ago,
Stop drinking!
You can continue, old man,
Damn, no anesthetic,
Just continue, Don't waste my time,
Fine,
The curse began with your grandfather's father's generation,
My grandpa's dad?
It's your great grandpa,
Great grandpa?
A grandpa is your dad's dad,
Your grandpa's dad is a great grandpa,
Your great grandfather was 2nd generation head
of one of the most notorious mafia gangs,
The Bison gang,
His name was Kung,
His gang did all sorts of illegal business in Siam,
I want to pay you before the deadline,
You have to take care of your men,
What's the point?
I want you to know I have a Thai name now,
-What is your name? -Prajob,
Good day, sir,
He ran opium houses,
He also ran casinos,
Boss Kung,
Our place is doing well under your care,
Stop talking,
Just give us the money and get out of the way,
And brothels,
Are you open?
If it's for you, we always are,
They also hurt and robbed people,
Because of their actions,
the government sent in the police force,
which was just formed, to stop them,
They hired a British man to lead the force,
His name was Captain John,
What Kung had in his hand
was the one-armed scissors
that had tasted so much blood and taken so many lives,
Kung was living carefreely with his family,
The government issued an order to eradicate of the Chinese mafia,
and brought in more forces to stop them,
Gunners!
I hope misfortunes fall on your family forever,
Your family will face nothing, but misfortune,
Ready!
And death was the price that Kung got,
Fire!
What's worse than death
was the curse by the people who feared and loathed him,
The curse passed through generations,
bringing only failures,
and encountering nothing but misery,
-Is there a way to fix this? -You need to sleep in the coffin,
Let's do it,
There's a cost,
I thought so,
How much?
-From 5,000 to 150, -Five thousand?
Air-conditioned coffin with LEDs,
-One-fifty? -Used coffin, a little bloody,
Eew!
Let's go with the five-thousand one,
Go my ass!
I shouldn't have listened to you,
You're nothing but a conman, Shit,
Your dad's in bad shape,
I think he has a fifty-fifty chance,
Watch your mouth, or I'll smack you,
My dad is strong,
I've never heard him cough,
There's no way he'll die,
I didn't say that he would,
Porames will help him,
Who is Porames?
3,500 baht then, since we seem to get along,
Don't tell anyone else,
Keep it between us,
Gotta go, I need to make some TikTok clips,
Haven't uploaded for days,
The fans are waiting,
Who would believe you?
He's clearly a fraud,
Great grandpa is quite handsome,
Too bad he's a mafia,
Dad never talks about him at all,
He's probably embarrassed,
Huh? Is this great grandma?
She looks like me,
Well, we're related after all,
Who's this?
He's handsome as well,
Wait…
Is he great grandpa's boyfriend?
No way,
You can't think like that,
No! Shit, shit, shit!
I told you to stop selling fireworks since Kie was three,
Now she's a senior, you still won't,
And look what happened,
I'm the one who got hurt,
We all are unfortunate,
I just don't think about it so much,
Crazy,
If I'm crazy, then you're an idiot,
Who do you call an idiot?
You! You moron!
You call me a moron?
You dare point your toe at my face?
No,
I just need to change my position,
I'm leaving,
I don't want to fight anymore,
I don't want to talk to you either,
I shouldn't have married you,
My dad had warned me that you'd bring bad luck,
You'd bring our child and I down,
Oui, I'm sorry,
You know that I get carried away when I'm mad,
-Dad! -Oui!
Hey, doctor, How is it?
Oh,
Here, uncle,
You have a coronary artery disease,
What should I do?
You need a bypass surgery,
What if I don't?
Rest in peace,
I mean you'll die, uncle,
Are you being too direct, Pong?
Pong is my father's name,
It's a joke, Juab,
You told me that since we're neighbors,
I should be honest,
It's really dangerous,
We need to do this operation soon,
I got you, Juab,
Can you stop calling me Juab?
The operation is up to you,
Your time is up,
How can a doctor say that to his patient?
Kie, I just mean that you can go,
I'm off duty now,
Uncle Oui,
you discuss with her about what you're going to do,
You can tell me tomorrow,
But,
I changed my name,
I'm now Porames Sudprasert, MD,
MD, PORAMES SUDPRASERT
I didn't say that he would,
Porames will help him,
Who is Porames?
What is his name?
Doctor Porames,
That old man is the real deal,
Hey, Kie, What's wrong with her?
She doesn't care about me,
Old man,
Where are you?
Are you invisible?
I'm hiding behind the bell,
Are you Nostradamus?
You know all, right?
Do you want to know about your future?
Try me,
The father of your child is a doctor,
My kids? I don't even have a boyfriend,
Wait?
What are you doing?
A TikTok content,
No, I haven't given my permission,
-Put it away, -What a petty girl!
How can people know I'm a real deal then?
Five thousand, okay?
You said 3,500 since we got along well,
You have a good memory,
Can I pay via QR code?
Who do you think I am?
Prompt Pay, ok?
"First time inside a coffin, Weird AF,"
ARE YOU READY FOR THESIS PRESENTATION NEXT WEEK?
I still can't come up with anything,
What the hell are you playing?
Why don't you chant after me?
Here goes nothing,
Shit! What is going on? Shit!
Old man?
Who the hell was that?
Guan, Teow,
What?
I think I saw Tai's corpse moved,
It's strange,
Even though Tai's dead, he still wants to eat some food,
Your hearing is getting worse by the second,
Brother, your sight is worse than his hearing,
He's over there!
Are you sure, big brother?
I really saw it, with my own eyes,
What the hell?
Tai is dead,
Where is he?
How can his corpse move?
Guan, are you saying that I lied?
I didn't say that you died,
You just said that I lied!
I didn't' say you died!
Guan!
-Lao! -Want a fight?
-No! -You do!
Tong!
Tong, what happened? Who hurt you?
Tell me!
Why won't you answer? Tell me! I said, tell me!
Why do you always rush in when you can't even see?
Big brother, Tong is over there,
Who did this to you, Tong?
The Kirin gang,
The Kirin gang?
Kung,
GOOD THING COMES TO YOU,
THE BISON
You only joined our gang recently,
Did you cross their line?
I was collecting money from the casino on the west side,
then they came to pick a fight,
said we can't open a casino anymore,
And they attacked me,
Fuck!
The Kirin gang has insulted us too much!
-We have to… -Let's run away,
Yes, Pack up and go through the back door,
Why the hell would we run?
Big brother, Kung is over there!
Come on!
Destroy them all!
Shooting a movie,
Grandpa Teow!
Son, don't worry,
Brother!
Kiang!
Don't be scared, Grandpa Guan is here,
Big brother!
Pass him to me,
Shit! Kiang! Are you hurt?
Please tell me, Did you get hurt?
They're breaking in!
They aren't just fighting on the coffin,
Cut!
I said cut!
Seriously, where did you hide that?
That's a dog! Kiang is over here!
I thought so,
No wonder why his head is so smelly,
Shit, I'm sure this ain't a movie set,
He was dead,
How can he get up?
Guys, Let's retreat!
Zom…
Zombie,
Kung,
Shit!
Move! Please move!
Tai, are you okay?
Who?
You, You're Tai,
And I'm Kung,
The mafia of the Bison gang,
Yes, our gang,
How did the old man send me back for more than a hundred years?
I'm glad that you're alive,
Who the hell are you?
I'm Tong,
Oh, Tong,
I haven't seen you in a while,
How are you?
Let's improvise for now,
This is just the beginning,
Who on earth are these old coots?
The legendary three crippled masters,
Lao, Guan, and Teow
What did we ever do to you, Tong?
This is grandpa Guan,
Tai, I'm glad that you came from the dead,
This is grandpa Lao,
This is Kiang, Tai is over there,
Come this way,
-Come, -Okay,
This is grandpa Teow,
Let's talk later,
Since you're back,
let's go celebrate,
Celebrate?
Yes, I'll take you where you love the most,
Captain John,
So, that's Captain John,
Leave him alone,
Dirty gangsters,
His name is Kung,
The big boobs of the Bison gang,
Big boss, sir, Not big boobs,
I don't care what they're called,
Because soon,
there'll be no more mafia left in Siam,
He said that Captain John will die,
He said that I'll die
by a one-armed scissor,
You've come this far,
You must change the past, Kie,
For you and your family,
Keep fighting,
Are you ready to go to heaven?
Yeah,
Then, let's go!
Kung!
Aren't you supposed to be at the funeral for…
Tai, you're…
Surprised, aren't you?
I told you before,
He's rough and tough, He ain't gonna die that easy,
I'm so happy you're not dead,
I was so shocked when I heard you were assassinated,
So, he was murdered?
That's enough, honey,
I'm so happy
that my best friends returned from the dead,
Let me celebrate with you,
for two rounds,
Pervert! What are you saying?
I'll give you three,
How kind, Let's go,
-Wait, Kung, -What?
What about me?
We missed you so much,
Where have you been?
I believe I was dead,
He said he was dead,
Good joke,
You're handsome and funny,
I want to eat you up,
You look yummy,
You can choose one or all three,
We are here to please you,
Is that even possible?
Come on! You've done six before,
Hey! Wait! No, no, no,
Wait,
Wait, wait, wait!
No!
I said no!
I'm so sorry,
Tai, why didn't say you like it rough?
Girls, get him!
Shit!
This is like Korean zombies series,
Stop!
I'm not in the mood tonight!
I'm not in the fucking mood!
You said you aren't in the mood,
but your little brother is standing up,
So hard,
What is this?
Wait!
Let's play ghost blanket,
What is "ghost blanket", Tai?
We'll be the ghosts, then we'll go under the blanket,
Oh, ghosts under a blanket,
You're being funny again,
Come on, dear,
Tai,
Are you interested?
Can I join you?
Of course, It's fun,
If you say so,
There's still one left, Aren't you gonna play?
-How can I not, -Come,
Why do I need to cover it? No one's around,
How long is it gonna stay hard like this?
This isn't working,
Kie, what are you doing?
Why do I need to pee now?
Hold it while you pee
or It'll spray everywhere,
You're done? I'll shake it for you,
A little more,
I'll shake it now,
Want me to put it back?
What's that bulge?
It isn't bulging anymore,
What's bulging in your pocket?
I can't explain that it's a phone,
Oh, this is a mirror,
A mirror?
It's pretty handy,
He's been acting weird since he returned,
THE BISON GANG
Something strange is happening,
Tai was assassinated by an unknown group,
What's even weirder
is that he came back from the dead,
I've traveled back in time
and I ended up in Tai's body,
who happens to be his best friend,
But great grandpa is in love
with a prostitute named Su Hieng,
When did he fall in love with my doppelganger?
Where is she anyway? I haven't met her yet,
Let's not think about that now,
Let's focus on going back to my time first,
If I'm stuck here
in someone else's body forever,
it will suck so bad,
This is giving me a headache,
Do you think Tai is acting strange?
Why do you need an orange?
I want to eat it,
I shouldn't have talked to you,
The Kirin gang has been bothering us a lot lately,
Kung, you're the leader of the gang,
the boss, do you want to say something?
This is bad,
People from the Kirin gang are heading for us!
Is that the legendary one-armed scissor?
Hui,
What do you think?
I designed this myself, Turn around,
Come on,
It's always like this,
Let him,
If he wants to be a tailor, just let him be,
Kung, you're the leader,
Your father left this gang to you,
But every time there's a problem,
you ignore it and start sewing a damn shirt,
Just ignore him,
The rest of us are strong enough,
No need to rely on him,
Let's go, guys!
I don't want to talk with just a nobody,
I don't want to talk with some old-crippled men as well,
Oh, brother Kung,
Aren't you sewing today?
It seems like the only thing you do,
Great grandma,
Mistress Jing Ju, the leader of the Kirin Gang,
I'm honored,
I'm here because our crossed territories
have caused us problems for a long time,
To be frank,
I want you to get out of the west side of Chinatown,
How dare you?
We've been doing business on the west side for so long,
Do you think we will give it up that easily?
No way! No way!
-If you want it, you can have it, -Take it! Take it!
What?
Don't play with me!
I'm not playing with you, Take it,
Take it! Take it!
What?
So the west side is useless,
You want to keep the east side?
Take them, North, south, east, west,
Take them all, if it makes you happy,
Kung, do you know what you are saying?
Those are our territories,
Why would you give them away?
Brother, aren't you gonna say something?
What do you want me to say?
I can't hear what they are talking about,
What a bad time for my ears to act up,
Hey,
Miss Jing Ju,
Kung is only testing you to see your reaction,
No, I mean…
You think that we aren't good enough, right?
You're toying with us,
We are too proud
to beg for anything, aren't we, guys?
Yes!
But if you want to take away our livelihood,
we, the Bison gang, won't allow it, right?
Yes!
If we all fight, there will be too many unnecessary casualties,
If our men get hurt or die,
it's nobody's win,
Kie, your great grandma is so cool,
Kung, fight me one on one,
Why should I fight you?
The winner will get to control over the west side,
I said I'm giving it to you,
I said we don't accept hands-me-down!
Easy guys, you'll end up together,
even though that's in the future,
Okay,
let's fight,
Seriously?
Follow them,
Be careful, Kung,
Not a chance,
But almost hit me,
Don't step on elder's head, Remember that,
Bean and squash paste cake,
A little dry, Some water…
Here,
Thanks,
THE BISON GANG
Great grandpa doesn't seem like a ruthless man,
The scissors they claimed he used to stab people with,
were for cutting fabric,
And great grandma is in the rival gang,
This is totally different from what I've heard,
I don't know what's real,
Kiang,
What if I'm not in the past, but in a multiverse?
You watched too many movies,
But the situation I'm in is pretty much a movie already,
Let's go again,
The information from Teow's spy is coming,
Teow, are you sure
that your spy, who's pretending to be
a shoe cleaner near the police station,
will send us the info tonight?
Of course,
How will he send it?
By an arrow,
See? Right on time,
The arrow has pierced your leg!
There's nothing to worry about,
You know I can't feel anything,
But your bad leg is your right leg!
Big brother, please take it out!
I need to widen the wound,
Why?
So I can pull it out easily,
Why is his writing so bad?
I can't read anything,
Kung, read it,
Kung is over here,
There's a mole among us,
A mole?
It's possible,
Recently,
our business seems to encounter a lot of hurdles,
Three months ago,
the opium from China
was robbed on the way here,
Our moonshine
in warehouse at the port
was mysteriously stolen,
Watch the column!
I almost got three strikes,
Tai was assassinated by an unknown group,
There is no lead on that,
Who stole my chair?
It's at the same place,
Want attention much?
How can we find out?
Don't worry,
This is mole catching booze,
It's made with sixteen rare herbs,
combining with ancient magic,
The Chinese emperors
and queens,
every one of them,
had used this to capture traitors,
If those who have sworn in their loyalty
break their oath,
something will happen to them
once they drink this,
Those who refuse to drink,
will be deemed as a spy,
Bottoms up!
Grandpa Guan,
How does the booze work?
All of the gates will open,
One's rectum stops working,
and fart to death,
What the hell?
Who farted?
I did,
Does that mean you're a traitor?
Are you nuts? Why would I drink, if I was?
I think I got the formula wrong,
Hey! Hey!
Save a stall for me,
Why are you looking at me?
This is nothing,
Hey!
Grandpa Teow, wait,
Grandpa Lao, aren't you going with them?
It's too late, It's already on my calves,
There's no such booze,
What a joke,
Did you drink it?
No, Ma'am,
I thought it was real,
I don't want to make another mistake,
Not just a mistake,
It was a huge mistake,
Give me another chance,
-I won't let you down again, -No!
You just need to be our mole,
About that, I've hired assassins from Kyoto,
The black crow assassins,
Once Kung dies,
the Bison gang will be shaken,
Our Gang will take over everything,
I thought I was gonna die,
I went to the toilet eight times, How are you?
Once, twice,
third and fourth only farted,
The fifth time I pooped,
Let's say three times,
You can't just show the hand sign to anyone,
Why?
It's a sign language, It means…
What should I tell him?
He won't understand that it means "I love you,"
It means…
"Let's fight! Keep fighting!"
Really? Where did you learn that?
I heard it from foreigners in the brothel,
Oh, I see,
I'll use it correctly,
The medicine tasted very good, Who made it?
Grandpa Guan,
I know this would happen,
Don't worry,
He won't make the same mistake,
Sorry,
Today, every member of the Bison gang
will get a chance to start over a new life,
and honest one,
Take a look,
What the hell are these?
Fireworks, clothes, and paper bags,
I made them with some of my men, while we're free,
These are just samples,
I made these…
-This is looking good, great grandpa, -to change our lives,
From today on,
-we will stop running casinos, -What?
Stop selling moonshine and opium,
What?
-Stop running brothels, -What?
I will abolish the gang,
and we will stop being gangsters,
Awesome!
Don't you like the idea?
How can we like it?
We've been mafia all of our lives,
What will we do if we quit? right?
Yeah, yeah! What will we do?
We'll do honest business,
I believe that the market will grow
and reach more people,
Fireworks are in demands,
among Chinese people overseas,
Now I know why we sell fireworks,
Dad is surely his great grandson,
You can make clothes,
Yippie!
I will be a tailor soon…
My ass,
There's no need to teach you how to fold paper bags, It's so easy,
Our hands will be covered in glue,
instead of blood,
Apart from selling them in Siam,
there are ships
from Shanghai, Penang, to Liverpool,
Can mafia like us really become merchants?
We can barely count,
Grandpa, we won't know, if we don't try,
Let me ask you something,
Are you really proud of what you've done?
Are you proud?
Are you happy being gangsters?
If one day your kids ask what do you do,
What's your answer?
"I'm a gangster, I run casinos and brothels,"
"I sell moonshine and opium, I kill people,"
Seriously, do you dare tell them that?
Do you?
What about you?
Do you?
You?
You dare?
An outlaw is feared and hated everywhere they go,
Time has changed, We must change as well,
The most important thing is to believe,
I believe you all want to be better people,
We can do anything, We can do any kind of work,
We just need to keep fighting!
What the hell is that sign?
Let's give it a try!
Keep fighting!
Though it doesn't fit,
but it's a cute way to hype up,
If they quit being gangsters,
great grandpa won't kill Captain John,
Then, I won't be cursed, No more misfortune,
Keep fighting!
Yes, Ma'am,
Tell the assassins to abort the plan,
It's too late, Ma'am,
Assassins!
Everyone, watch out,
-It came from that way, -This way,
Watch out!
You can try all night, but you won't hit me!
But they hit me,
Give me a hand, Come on,
Hey! There's one left,
The last one there is probably their leader,
-Hurry, -Let's go out with a bang,
Can it be any bigger?
Come on!
Higher,
-Shit! -Shit!
Kung, we're doomed! Go ahead and jump,
Jump what? I can't swim,
There's no time,
Mr, Assassin! Mr, Assassin!
Did we get him? I can't see very well,
Great grandpa, great grandpa,
You need to take of your shirt, You'll catch pneumonia,
Wow, So pink,
He looks better than most stars I've seen,
Great grandpa,
-Great grandpa, -Oops!
-Who are you calling great grandpa, Tai? -What?
I said Kung,
How did we get here?
I fell into the river, then…
-Jing Ju, -What about Jing Ju?
It's nothing, I must be hallucinating,
You saved me from drowning, right?
I also kicked you into the water,
Sorry,
You just wanted to save me,
My dream of turning the gang around
was destroyed before it could begin,
Actually, I'm used to it,
To not be able to follow my dream,
I wanted to be a tailor,
but I had to become a mafia,
I wanted to run my own store,
but I had to take over the gang,
I wanted to live peacefully,
but I had to fight and hurt others,
What about you? Do you have a dream?
Well, I kinda feel like I'm in a dream,
I owe you my life for saving me,
I'll give you this,
No, Kung, There's no need,
As long as you have this one-armed scissor,
I'll never forget what you've done for me,
Then, I also have to give you something,
Wait! What have I done?
Tie him a bow? Am I crazy?
Sorry, I was just joking, You probably hate it,
No, I like it,
Really?
Thanks a lot, Tai,
We all got separated last night,
They must be the one trying to kill you,
Last night, their weapons were shurikens,
But, I was shot, right?
They'll use every means they can,
Brother Kung!
It's Pub,
Pub,
Brother Kung,
Song!
Last night, we came back here to regroup,
But at dawn, a group of people, fully armed
and dressed in black, attacked us,
I want to turn my life around,
like you told us,
Song!
What happened?
Kung!
Kiang,
Kiang!
Kiang, wake up,
Kiang! Kiang! Wake up, Kiang!
Tong! Who did this to Kiang?
Tong, who did this?
King! Kiang! No, Kiang! You have to get up!
Kiang! You'll be fine! This isn't happening!
Kiang! Kiang!
No!
If he used his body as a shield, why wasn't he stabbed in the back?
And why are his wounds much shallower than Kiang's?
The Kirin gang!
I was dreaming before,
but now I have woken up to face the reality!
That I am Kung,
the second-generation leader of Bison gang
and we will destroy the Kirin gang!
Bisons!
Let's destroy them!
Until there's nothing left!
Did they believe you?
Are you hurt?
This won't kill me, I didn't cut myself that deep,
It's lucky
that I've watched many detective series,
You're the main twist, Tong!
You even killed a child,
Great,
You managed to execute my boss's plan successfully,
Now, if the gangsters,
have fallen into our trap,
Then give us our money and the boat tickets,
Are you in a hurry to run away and start a family?
-I want to see… -I have a phone,
Kung and Jing Ju's faces
when they learn that you two are lovers,
and the ones who betrayed them,
What kind of faces will they make?
-Hey! -Shit!
Tai!
Fuck! Let's run!
Sorry,
Do you know how to use it?
What the hell is this?
In 2007, Steve Jobs announced the iPhone,
developed from the iPod,
It has touchscreen,
calendar, map, and clock,
It uses iOS,
-Steve Jobs said… -Who?
Just tell me what it is!
I'm telling you…
When did you start listening?
How much have you heard?
Don't waste your time talking! Kill him!
Don't let him survive this time!
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
I'll kill you first!
Noisy bitch!
Tong!
Tong, why are you so useless?
He's running away, stupid!
Fuck! Stop yelling already!
Take a look at my leg!
Kill him!
Mistress Jing Ju,
the Bison gang has come to our headquarters,
They dare to come to Chinatown intersection?
Mistress Jing Ju, I had been respecting you
as a fellow mafia all these times,
But I never knew that you would go so low
to attack my headquarters in broad daylight
and even kill a child!
What did you just say?
Didn't the ninja attack them at night?
Of course!
Don't blame us for things we didn't do!
How can you have my insignia?
Stop stalling! Guys, get them!
The Golden-Tusk Boar gang?
-Why are they here? -Look,
The Flying-Dragon Gang,
The Iron-Claw Rooster,
What is happening?
You destroyed our casino, right?
You Bisons bastard!
You call them bastard? Damn Golden-Tusk Boar,
You're no different!
You burnt down my brothel!
I'll kill you for insulting me!
Before you die by their hands,
you'll die by mine!
You call yourself a dragon,
but act like a dog!
You sneaked up on us
and killed many of my men,
Don't say that this doesn't belong to you,
Shorty!
You son of a bitch! Don't call me that!
We should calm down first, This is getting fishy,
I can't calm down,
Since we're all here, let's just kill each other!
Kill them!
Stop! Stop fighting!
Is every gang here?
Please stop fighting for now,
Trust me, Someone is playing us,
What do you mean, Tai?
Tong killed Kiang,
Tong and Su Hieng work with the police to destroy all the mafias,
No way!
I have a proof!
This isn't the time to have some food!
He said proof!
We have no time for your bad hearing!
I filmed Tong and Su Hieng when they were talking to the police,
All of you, have a look, Here!
See?
Look!
It's shocking, right?
Surprised, aren't you?
What do you want us to see
Here…
It's out of the battery!
And it has to be now?
Kill them!
No! Stop!
Traitors,
It's just like Tai said,
Is today a Chinese New Year?
Why are there so many of you?
You all fell for such an easy trap,
You only saw the insignias
and you all fell for it,
It's time for Siam to get rid of all rabid dogs,
I'll give you two choices,
You can die here, or enjoy your meal in jail forever,
Everyone!
This isn't the time to fight each other,
Our enemy isn't opposing gangs,
but that bastard!
So, let us, mafia!
Keep fighting!
Where the hell did they learn this sign from?
Ready your rifles!
Created a situation by leaving the insignias,
So we fight among each other,
You're surely evil!
Calling you a bastard would be too soft,
You're a piece of shit!
Movie viewers shouldn't pay to see you!
-Die! -Shit!
He might've wasted customer's money,
but you surely wasted the producer's,
Everyone,
You saw that, right?
The police…
Damn!
They are fully armed,
We should retreat,
That's… what I was gonna say!
You didn't let me finish,
Fuck you,
Let me ask you one thing,
Why are you here?
Let's go!
Hey! Wait for me!
-Charge! -Charge!
Great grandma!
Kill them!
Damn, she's feisty, but kinda cute,
Guys! Let's go!
Great grandpa,
Tong, why don't you help the police?
Can't you see that I'm bleeding?
Did you raise your voice?
Are you my mother, bitch?
Tong! You dare hurt me?
Let go of me!
Tong!
Kung, I'm sorry,
I didn't think it through,
Didn't think it through?
When did you learn to speak like that?
Please let me go!
I'll bring a gift basket to apologize,
Apologize with a gift basket?
Wait!
Brother Kung, I'm sorry,
You're sorry?
Go apologize to Kiang,
You shouldn't stare at your enemy,
I don't want to be your enemy,
My feeling have changed,
So could yours,
We don't have to be enemies,
Our enemy is outside,
Great grandpa, you're pretty smooth,
Chinatown Cha-Cha!
Seriously? They're shooting at us!
How can they be chilling?
I'm glad to have you as my big brother,
and you as my little brother,
Even though we aren't related by blood,
we are a real family,
Even if we weren't born on the same day,
we will die on the same day,
Grandpa!
Idiots,
Why are they running toward us?
COOKED RICE
-Grandpa! -Grandpa!
Grandpa!
What's worse than death
was the curse by the people who feared and loathed him,
The curse passed through generations,
bringing only failures,
and encountering nothing but misery,
Shit!
No!
Tai!
Tai! Tai! Tai, are you okay?
I'm okay, Kung,
Kung, don't kill John, It'll become a curse,
-Kung! -Tai!
Kung!
Great grandpa…
No!
Kie,
Kie!
-Dad? -Why are you sleeping here?
Old man! Old man!
I'm the only old man here,
-How did you get here? -By plane?
Come on, Let's go home!
Come on!
Let's go!
Why did you sleep in a coffin?
Dad, If I told you a very ridiculous story,
would you believe me?
No,
I thought so, Let's leave it at that,
Wait! What the hell?
Shit, shit, shit!
What are you doing? You almost fell,
I want to see my ancestors' photos,
How peculiar!
What a language!
What do you want me to say?
I know that means long time ago!
I'm going to see the doctor, and see your mom,
Be back in the evening,
Dad?
Aren't you tired of our misfortunes?
Sometimes, But with all the good things,
I think it's okay,
Good things? Like what?
Having you as a daughter,
I want to change the past,
Why?
I want to turn bad luck good,
Tai, you can't change the past,
Only today and tomorrow can be changed,
PHOTO STUDIO
Let's take a photo,
Where are you going?
I'm meeting my professor,
I came up with an idea for my thesis,
It's about my great grandpa,
What?
I'll tell everyone that he wasn't like what they said at all,
I couldn't change the past,
But if I start making today better,
I can definitely change the future,
Are you okay?
Of course, this is nothing,
Keep fighting!
Can you fix it?
-Yes, -How much?
12,000 or 2,000,
Why so different?
New and used,
-2,000, -Come back in 30 mins,
I'll wait,
-What happened? -I was shot,
What?
I was shot,
-What really happened? -I said I was shot,
But this tin bullet is for Mauser pistols
that were used between 1896 to 1970,
It's almost impossible to find,
Custom made only, 100 rounds per order,
One-fifty per round, Normal ones are 60,
But not in this color for sure
coz they use copper now,
You're well-informed,
I just googled it,
Neat!
She was shot?
What? How did it get here?
What's this?
THESIS UNKNOWN CHINESE MAFIA