Man-like, Pav! Big stepper! Yeah, mate!
Is this the younger from 1610?
Bit of advice, Use the palm, not just your fingers,
What's up with your suit? Is he bleeding from his armpits?
A'ight, my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown, I was bitten by a--
Wouldn't you like to know? You know what I mean?
For the last three years, I've been the one and only-- Wait, wait, wait,
You think I'm gonna show you my secret identity? Come out of it,
That is, when I'm not playing shows, antagonizing fascists,
staging unpermitted political actions slash performance-art pieces,
or having a laugh at the pub with the mandem,
I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model,
I hate the a,m, I hate the PM, I hate labels,
I'm not a hero because calling yourself a hero
makes you a self-mythologizing, narcissistic autocrat,
Gwendy, you left your jumper around my place,
And your toothbrush,
Are those my Chucks?
I don't believe in teams,
I don't believe in consistency,
I don't believe in comedy!
Just kidding!
Oi, oi, liven up, mate, No time to get dizzy,
I'll do it, But not because you told me to,
Hurry, everyone! This way, quickly!
Man-like, Miles! My guy!
It's a metaphor for capitalism,
I don't follow orders, neither does he,
I was this cool the whole time,
It's a bit much, innit?
Gwendy, how much have you told him about his place in all this?
Maybe not enough,
Caught that one myself,
Couple dozen,
Apart from having a great name?
What'd I say, eh?
It's super humane and not creepy,
Let's go!
Bet this doesn't even do anything,
It's propaganda, bruv, To distract you from the truth,
I ain't got a Scooby Doo, That's what they want,
Why you wanna be part of this lot?
Make your own watch,
Bet you got a nice setup, eh? Nice parents,
That's a bloody shame,
'Cause you're not ready for everybody else,
Listen to me, bruv,
Whole point of being Spider-Man is your independence,
Being your own boss, You don't need all this,
Looking out for my drummer, is all,
All right, Squashed,
Don't enlist till you know what war you're fighting,
I ain't even here,
Or here,
Oh, boy,
Humbling-Reality Spider-Man has arrived,
The kid's an anarchist,
Taking a crap on the establishment, I salute you,
Ey, What of it?
There we go,
Good,
This is a great look,
Peter Pan, Palms,
Just for the record, I quit,