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[Ambiental music]
[doorbell sound]
Kiss the hand!
Good morning!
- Done, I did it! - Yes?
Go stick!
Wait!
I hope it doesn't break anymore,
- Not! I put that one in reverse and… - Wow?
- Come on, I'm in a hurry, - Good! Come on!
- Kiss the hand! - Take care of yourself! Bye!
[sound engine running]
[sighs]
[pleasure]
Ah! Yo!
[blow]
[pleasure]
[phone ring]
[pain, effort]
Stay! Easter hold me!
[anger]
[pain]
Boss, are you hurt?
[policeman] I'm going to fuck you!
[pain]
[relief]
[pain]
[policeman] Easter hold me!
[rustling papers]
[relief]
[wedding alai music]
[cock crowed]
- What are you doing there? - On daddy',
Look at this one! How much has been done!
This one,,,I'm not giving it to you,
I got him for breeding,,,
that I'm breeding here in the back,
I'm looking for daddy',
He's buried here and I don't know where,
- [man 1] Do you want me to show you? - [man 2] Yes,
[water noise]
[bag rustle]
He stole my money,
'Tu-ți gura mă-tii de curvă nenorocită!
I don't catch you, do I?!
Catch you! God hold me! [anger]
[effort]
[wedding alai music]
[phone ring]
[policeman] Hello, yes! I am,
Come on daddy! Come out of your grave and say that you can't even do that,
- God forgive him! - May God forgive him!
Boss, I didn't even ask you,,, Shall I give you a fish?
What the?
Over, Look, I've got a bunch of these, Fresh, Carabiners, perch,
Not!
- A consecrated icon from Cernica? - Not,
- Any perfume? - I do not want,
- Over? - I don't want it, man!
Your daddy used to buy fish from me all the time,
- Daddy don't eat fish, - Well,,, and what was he doing with it?
You are probably confusing him with someone, I don't know what he was doing,
May,
Yes, no,,, I don't think so, I know when I lose a client that they are on a budget,
I used to smoke Viceroy and now I smoke Moldavian ones,
I mean cheaper, So it feels on budget,
Yes, you don't want two carnations to,,,
I don't want it, man! Leave me alone! Please, beautiful!
Put two carnations on Gigi's grave,
Allright then! Give two carnations! How much do you want them for?
Oh, no! Nothing! Put it that way, Gigi,
Come on, give me five lei! Don't give alms because it's not good!
Look, that's all I have,
I go to the store and change, And are you waiting for me?
Of course I'm waiting for you!
What, I'm leaving? I'll give you a hundred lei for two carnations?
- No,,, I'll be back! - Come on!
[Ambiental music]
[phone ring]
Yes! Yes, baby! Wine! I'm at dad's grave,
OK! So where are you going?
What are you doing there?
Stay! You're not going anywhere!
Don't go anywhere, I'm coming, I'm coming fast! Wine!
- Are you going, boss? - I'm in a hurry!
Well,,, and the rest? I didn't get to change!
- I'm coming back! - This is where you find me!
Relax! I'll find you!
Neighbor!
Neighbor! Let's have a brandy!
Leave that shovel because the rain is coming anyway!
What?
Come on, I want to talk to you over a brandy!
I'm going on a shift, me!
Well, that's what we wanted to talk about,
Come on, please! Come to me! Come on!
Come on!
[brake noise]
- Carnations, me?! - I rushed,
- I told you not to follow me, - Well why?
Well, I don't like breakups,
Me, baby, me… What happened?
- Nothing! - And then?
How "and then", me, Bâtfoi, me?!
Well, that's, well, trouble',,, that you haven't done anything since you got out,
I told you to find a job, you didn't,
I told you to take me to the agency in Bucharest, you didn't take me,
I told you to marry me,,,
Look, that's a promise I kept,
It was here, me, Stay! Here he was,
Fell…
Well, he was here!
- Me, are you kidding me? - Do not!
How to be cool, me?! I had it,
It was mine! Wait, I'll give it to you later!
Do not even think about it!
Yes, what, me? Yes what? I'm the village fool, huh?
I'm your joke, me? I don't even want to see you without a ring, man!
I love you with a ring and without, baby!
Is that what you think this is about, huh? About love, me?
The ring is a guarantee, well, boule! It's a warehouse, huh! It's an advance!
In case you change your mind and make me the laughing stock
of the village, at least I'll stay the hell with the ring!
I know where it is! I'm going to get him,
[Ambiental music]
[sighs]
And when were you supposed to send this money?
[policeman] Today,
Tomorrow at the latest,
I have nowhere to give you that much money until tomorrow,
[sighs]
Well, I didn't even ask you,
And what are you going to do?
I?
[clashed glasses]
- Nothing, - And?
[sigh, sniffle]
I'm going to ask you to…
I'm sure she took them! I had them in the glove compartment,
Well, why don't you go get them?
The thing is that if I go to her at the gate and someone sees me,,,
My wife starts with the questions and you know how my wife is…
And again he runs me with a basin',
Please! You go to her at the gate,,,
and take the money!
And how am I going to do it?
I get there, see her, ask her for the money and she gives it to me?
Well…
You go into it a little and it will give it to you,
Boromire,
I'm tired of chasing after you,
Well, think about it…
I lost the state's money!
[Boromir] There will be an investigation,
I am out of work,
No pension,
[sobbing] Please! Don't leave me now, when it's the hardest for me!
[Boromir, weep]
Good,
I'm going,
come kiss you Let me kiss you, me!
[Ambiental music]
[brake noise]
[he breathes hard]
[knock on the goal]
- Long live, Goguță! - Live!
- What are you doing? - No, p-here!
- Is the girl home? Won't you tell him to come over? - Not home,
- Not home? - Not,
- Yes, what do you know about her? - Nothing,
He took his suitcase and left,
[approve]
Good, come on
- Health! - Live!
[phone ring]
- Kiss the hand! - Hello!
[policeman] Somehow such a young lady…
brunette with a bag over here?
I didn't see any young lady,
- How much is the train? - At five,
At five… Thank you!
[effort]
[metallic noise]
[phone ring]
Day!
Well, no, I'm not at the station,
I'm with,,, on a job,
Coming!
- Ms! - [woman, gets scared]
Will you change me a hundred lei too?
I wish you had a hundred lei! Go away, me, from here, me, because I don't have, me!
[suspenseful music]
[door noise]
[suspenseful music]
Slap!
do you work here
Yes,
Well, when did you get free?
Two…
- Two months? - Weeks,
Two weeks and you found a job so quickly?! Bravo!
Good luck!
Well, you're in luck!
Others like you come out of there,
they can't find work, they do what they do and they keep going back,
They have no ambition!
I said: "I go out and become a man!"
[approve] And you did,
You should know that I also contributed to this work,
- Yes? - Well yes!
I didn't tell her Marin:
"Hire, sir, a man and we have one round the clock here in this commune,"
The last man… do you know what he did?
Not,
He ran away with the money,
What a bad world!
And let him say nothing?
To wake up with you here in the house,
- Indoors?! - I pray! Word comes…
Here!
[floor creaked]
What are you looking at, weird?
I do not know?
Hands up!
Come on, Bâtfoi, what the hell? That I arrested you two years ago,
I can't forget this thing!
You were my first and last real case,
The police!
Lying down!
Since then,
I didn't take out the gun,
[policeman] Uh…
I don't even know how to tell you, but…
I have a problem with the lady,
I mean, I don't have a pro… She has a problem,
She doesn't have a problem either, except that… no…
And it's something natural, It's normal,
With nea Mărin we had a sign and we understood,
Bye!
Four?
Four, Absorbent drops of four drops,
Wow, you're so cool!
It's like you're from a cartoon,
If I ask you for a piano, do you still pull it out from behind?
We don't have pianos anymore, They sold out,
Takes!
- Don't you have any younger ones? - Not,
Well, I won't give you any rest,
Yes, how much do you have?
- Seventy, - [policeman] Seventy?
That's six lei,
So I have to buy something for two and four lei, right?
Good, Take them,
And give me two chips…
Gum…
Optishpe fifty… A Coke…
- Small? - Big,
[effort]
Unșpe,,, Two Ciucaș,
At half,
What do I do now? Because I don't have a bag anymore,,,
I'll give you the bag as a gift,
You're cute!
Leave the beers on the table!
No! Don't you open it?
Nut…
That it's not,,, If it's new,,, I don't know where,,,
- What the? Don't you have a screwdriver? - Yes,
How come, you don't?! Look how many you have there!
Look, there are a lot of them!
Nea Mărin makes a collection,
Won't you have a beer with me?
No, it's during work, How to drink?!
Come on, you're cute! So what?! Doesn't Nea Mărin drink with us all day?!
I think he made the biggest sale to himself,
Do you want me to call him to let you have a beer with me?
- Not! That he told me,,, - I'm calling him now,
He told me: "Drink as much as you want, let's do your job!"
Yes, that's what nea Mărin says: "Drink as much as you want, let's do your job!"
Yes!
Well, come on! We drink?
And the lady?
What business do you have with the lady?
Are you scheduling me now or what?
Oh, I was kidding!
[sighs]
what the hell is wrong with you How I get you stronger, how you get sweaty,
Leave the lady,
The lady has everything she needs,
I don't usually do her shopping, but today…
Luckily I saw movement at the window, otherwise I wouldn't have gone in,
- My luck! - Yes,
[collided bottles]
I'm going to the toilet,
Are you staying here until I get back?
- [Booming] Maybe someone is coming? - Relax!
The Romanian police are watching over you!
What are you doing?
- I'm going to the toilet, - Over there?
How long have you been working here?
Since when did I come?
I,,, I messed up,
- Wait, I'm coming too, - Where?
To the toilet, We both go, like boys,
How can we both go to the toilet? That's how girls go,
I don't leave the bar of whitewash!
Around here, at Pomezeu, they don't steal,
[blow]
I say you go first because it takes longer for me,
I know what's going on here,
It's your first day and you don't feel like…
Buns
I'm leaving you…
Get used to the life of an honest man!
[door noise]
Girlfriend!
Will you come in a moment, please?
[pain]
Whoops!
How do I know you, me?
[question]
- I,,, I work,,, - You?
- I,,, - What are you doing, me? Are you filming me?
- Not! - How "no"?
Well, do you know this girl?
Yes, He… I… I asked him…
Yes,,, Yes, how do you know yourself?
You have been in the grinding, you have the hell of jigodii, you are!
Hai, du-mă la ea!
Du-mă la ea că dacă nu, te duc la secție și te umflu până mă plictisesc!
Ai auzit? Haide, mă, odată! Mișcă!
Paștele mă-tii!
♪ Iar mă uit, iar mă uit, iar mă uit ♪
♪ Love, following you ♪
♪ And I don't know how I could live ♪
♪ If it wasn't ♪
♪ Your shadow, your shadow, your shadow ♪
♪ Your track, your track, your track, your track ♪
♪ Your shadow, your shadow, your shadow, your shadow ♪
♪ Your track, your track, your track ♪
- [phone ringing] - [astonishment, helplessness]
See the hell the bitch is gone! I would,,,
No, it's here! He messaged me,
Don't hurt him, boss! Please don't hurt him!
Well, if I were you, I was praying that I would step on her feet!
Yes, yes, she's also small and doesn't know how to,,,
Shut up, shut up!
[snarled dog]
Did you make it?
Why are you silent, me? Give it, me, here', me!
Say, do, where is my money! Ha?
In the bag,
- Well, ten lei are missing, - I got my food,
Ten lei? What the hell did you get? Eugene?
And a water,
Is that why you like her? That it's cheap?
No, boss!
It's not! I'm telling you that's why, she's a cheap and stupid whore,
You wanted to make fun of me!
Come on, follow me! She's a cheap whore and…
I can't say, boss! I can not!
Come on! Can't you hear?! Repeat after me: "That's,,,"
How?
[policeman] Come on! Can't you hear?!
- Whore… - Huh?
- Cheap… - [policeman] And?
- And… - Come on! And?
[policeman] Huh?
Stupid,
Stupid!
Your mom's Easter!
Me, baby, me! I did what I did for you too, me!
To hell with being an ordinary prisoner,,,
with the day and minute when you laid eyes on me!
Is that what you wanted to see? This is what you wanted?
That I no longer have a heart? That I depend on you, me?
Me, I'm going on the belt and I'm still getting money and I'm going
and I'm going to get the hell away from you and this damn village!
- Wait,,, - Take your hand off me!
I got money, baby! Ambani!
Me, there's another train, me, at five o'clock, me!
If I don't get in that one either, you don't see me in your life anymore, me!
Chicken! Chicken! I promise you! You'll see!
[car noise]
♪ It was nice at first ♪
♪ When we loved each other so much ♪
♪ I'd like to believe ♪
♪ You're kidding ♪
♪ When you say you don't love me anymore ♪
♪ When you gonna see ♪
♪ That I can't miss you anymore ♪
♪ Don't leave me, my life! ♪
[Boromir sighs]
♪ Do you remember how much we loved ♪
♪ And I suffered ♪
♪ That it was hard for us ♪
♪ My love! ♪
[melodic line]
[car noise]
♪ I'm sorry you hurt me ♪
♪ You know how much we loved each other ♪
♪ I see you with teary eyes ♪
[man] Bah!
♪ You want us to stay as two brothers ♪
♪ I'm sorry you hurt me ♪
♪ You know how much we loved each other ♪
♪ I see you with teary eyes ♪
♪ You want us to stay as two brothers ♪
♪ When you gonna see ♪
♪ That I can't miss you anymore ♪
♪ Don't leave me, my love! ♪
Bah!
[kiss, laugh]
Look at this! [laugh]
Look at this!
Have!
Let's drink!
[sigh]
What a fool you are, me, when you drink!
Name the one I like!
Which?
With the moon,
♪ If you love me ♪
♪ Stay by my side ♪
♪ That you know how much I care about you ♪
♪ If you want to leave me, leave me now ♪
♪ Let's be both ♪
♪ Like the sun and the moon! ♪
For all colleagues who are at work now!
[Boromir] Hey!
[Boromir, chuckled]
[phone ring]
- Yes, baby! - Bâtfoi, what are you doing, me?
Did you manage the money?
Well, of course I solved it! Of course I solved it!
We have money and we are going to Bucharest together,
Get me some of those absorbent pads with four drops, Do you know why?
Well, with four! Not to catch you with anything else,
Come on, hurry up, I'm waiting for you here at the station,
- Hello! - Hello!
What?! Who is that over there? Who is that over there?
You went to the mistress, me? To make money, me?
How can he say "hello" to me if he loves me? How to be my mistress?
Go away, me, from here, me, what a common liar you are!
Baby, tell me, please, where do you keep the condoms?
What did he do?!
Are you kidding me with that? Is that, ma, your mistress, ma?
Not! There is a lady who,,, She doesn't even know me,,, I don't know her!
She thinks I work here, Puppy!
And you don't work here?
Sure! How can I not work here? Can I serve you something?
A brandy,
Well, earlier you wanted condoms,
You were talking to your wife earlier, Now he has no fun,
What joke is this?
It's no joke, can you see me laughing
I hope you go home and find your bags on the doorstep,
To hit the streets and die in the ditch like a dog!
What did you do, Bâtfoi?
Did you upset the lady?
Not,
What has this criminal offended you, madam?
I,,, I don't even know her,
Is right, He didn't upset me, I have a problem with his kind of people,
Which gender?
Male,
[phone ring]
Come on, let me talk to her, It is not your fault that you were born a man,
- Please resolve the situation! - I promise I'll fix it,
Listen here, panarama!
Don't catch you calling my man anymore
that I'm pulling your hair out! You heard?
Hello! Puppy!
[busy tone]
He hung up,
- Good! I solved, - What have you solved?
I saved her,
I squeeze your neck! I'm holding your neck!
Bye! What are you doing, Bâtfoi? What are you doing, Bâtfoi?
Is this how you treat a lady?
That's Satan!
Can't you see he's wearing sunglasses so he doesn't melt from the light?
[Pufneşte]
I can only see that the lady is a little upset and if you offered her a drink,,,
Maybe relax a little more
and resolve this confusion,
What is it, lady?
A…
A warm cognac with coffee beans,
Warm brandy with coffee beans to drink
where you stay, in those expensive hotels!
Come on, finish it, I'm not staying long,
I am waiting for someone, He must come immediately,
Cheers, my friend…
Cold brandy,
Make your coffee at home, because we don't have any,
We have coffee too,
Do you work here now?
This boy has no idea,
Come on, that's it! We're closed! Ready! Come on, go! Leave me alone!
- How to close me? - Look, I'm closing! What the?!
- Do you close non-stop? - Close, yes!
And what are you going to say to Mrs, Mărin if you hang up?
How do I tell him? I tell…
To cut my salary, to do what he wants because I have a problem in the family,
- What family problem do you have? - Look, this! You see her? To stay!
[police officer, approve]
I take her by the hair and take her on her knees to my girlfriend to apologize,
What to do?
Come with cognac!
Come on, one more day!
I take you by the hair and take you to my friend, on your knees, to ask for forgiveness,
Bâtfoi, you have exceeded the measure,
C'mon bro, you all got guns here… Like Texas!
Who do you think you're talking to?
Do you want me to put cinnamon in your brandy too?
Yes please!
You have the obstacle,
Do you also want nutmeg in your brandy? Have you ever tried nutmeg?
Not, And I don't want to experience new things today,
Come on, man, why don't you arrest her, you're a cop,
If I arrest her now, don't take it seriously because it's only tentative,,,
Yes, if I let her kill you first,,,
[policeman, light laugh] That's something else!
I also get to the local news, then the county
news, and if I don't give them an emergency order,
maybe I have a place on the national news,
Ms…
Before you wanted to drag me by the hair and now you rule me?
Should he have said "Miss"?
It was a bad joke,
I just wanted to know where we stand today,
Would you mind telling me your name?
Livia,
Have you seen, well, Bâtfoi, how much sweet talk brings?
Livia, please forgive me!
[Beats] I was wrong to be nervous,
But you should know that I wanted to,,, propose to that girl today,
- Show me the ring, - Here you go?
Ring! You said you wanted to marry her, Show me the ring'!
- Yes, I don't have,,, - You don't?
- No,,, - You lied to me,
Not, I lost it,
- Did you lose it? - Yes,
What a good excuse! You said you love this girl…
- How long have you been together? - For two years,
Look, that's how you die like a fool, me!
What, me, for two years?!
When you've been free for two weeks,,, Give him this!
For two years because I was a cellmate with her brother
and she was coming to him at the speaker and I saw her,
and she saw me, and he said to me…
She told me she loved me since high school,
- Did you cheat on her? - No, because I just got free,
Give me the phone!
- Sit down, hands on the table, - Me?
Yes, you, Sit down on the chair,
You know what? Stay there it's better,
You have a password on your phone, What password do you have?
"I have a small dick,"
What do you have?
She is not small, It's big, It's average,
How, me,,, Do you have the password on your phone "I have a small dick"?
Yes,,, It's not,,, It's medium, it's not small,
yes I have a nephew who made fun of me and gave me this password
that I sold him the PlayStation and now…
- I'm left with… - Little dick,
It's big,
Thanks!
Password, It does not fit,
Linked "Ampoule", no spaces,
[phone keyboard sound]
- Who is "Chicken"? - My girlfriend,
- Is beautiful, - Yes,
Paula? Who is?
- A customer, - [surprise]
You can hear them here, C'mon,,,
"It was much better with the ankles up, Sweet kisses,"
I can explain it to you,
[sigh]
Paula has a girl who is a seamstress and has an electric sewing machine,
I like fixing electric motors since I was little,
I was very handy, Her machine catches the thread and tears the material,
My mother had an identical sewing machine and I know what the problem is,
These machines have two boots with some cracks
down, which wear out over time and cannot be found,
And then, I turned the slippers with the ankles up and the thread didn't break,
You deserve an award for inventiveness, man!
- "Sweet kisses"? - Well, if she talks like that,,,
Let's call her!
Man, you want to see me dead? Don't you have another job?
Let's call her, If he says he's kissing you sweetly, you're out,
I mean my life depends on how this woman answers the phone?
You said that's how she talks, Or what?! You lied to me?!
Not that I don't lie,
See I called,
[dial tone]
- Do not answer, - Patience!
[sewing machine noise]
Yes!
Paula, it's me, Nicu!
[Paula] Yes! What? What happened?
I am calling you in a matter of life and death,
Do you remember that crotch-up sewing machine I brought you?
[Paula] Yes, like that,,,
Go?
I don't know I'm pulling the other one now,
Can I ask you a favor? can you lend it to me
Really?! Bâtfoi, this is a bad joke, let me die!
Good! We're talking! Kiss you!
Come on! OK Bye!
[hang up call]
- I didn't hear "I kiss you sweet", - Me neither,
Let's call her one more time!
[phone ring]
- Yes! - Paula,,,
It's me too, Nicu,
I called you to ask you something if possible, Help me with…
You need money, right?
[Booming] Yes, money!
I want to ask Alina and…
[Paula] To ask her,,, You mean for a wife?
Yes, It's been two years since we met
and I want to ask her to be my wife,
[Paula] Mom, yes, this is super cute!
And how can I help you?
I understood well, Don't fool her with this,
[phone ring]
Sounds, You do not answer?
[phone ring]
[suspenseful music]
Ma'am, I understand,
You are nervous and angry and you want to take revenge on me
because I look like the man in milling, walking, whatever,
Yes, why don't you think?
Why don't you think?
Why do you want to kill me for an ox?
Have you ever been to prison?
You were?
[Chuckling] Think you know what it's like over there?
Do you think prison is like in the movies, with guards who are nannies?
Not!
In prison they stick a knife in your back,,,
When you're not expecting,
Like that, out of the blue,,, Or for no reason,
You are disgusting…
And you deserve to be there,
What can I say,,, The man cheated on you',
How do you go to the hairdresser's to meet those scumbags?
How can you go to the mall with your head down?
To fill your empty soul with clothes, bags, nails done,,,
He cheated on you, man, that you're a two-penny bitch,
who walks around with five hundred lei glasses in cheap bars,
You have no soul and you like to torture people,
You're apologizing now, you wretched prisoner!
- Cursed prisoner? - Yes,
Yes, the one who wanted to kill, what?
That has a name,
Apologize,
I apologize,
You kidding me?
Please forgive me,
I know nothing about you and I'm quick to judge you,
"I know nothing about you and I'm quick to judge you,"
Leave him alone, Is right,
I'm a bitch,
I said "patachina", Don't put words in my mouth,
Slap…
The worst of all the stupid in the world is me,
[cop] That's not true,
You're just tired,
What are you doing now? do you come to me
- I wanted to comfort you, - Why?
Honestly, I don't even know why the hell I keep doing this,
Is it a fetish of yours? Do inconsolable women turn you on?
Not,
Are you doing it out of pity?
No way,
It's just to get me into bed,
Ha! She's crazy!
I'm crazy! Did I tell you to stop talking like that?
You are not married?
Sure! And half the time I'm actually happy,
And the other half?
The other half is night,
do you love your wife
You have no idea how much!
Have you ever lied to her?
I risk getting shot,
I don't shoot anyone anymore,
There's no point,
I lie to her every day,
Well, if you love her, why lie to her?
I lie to her because I love her,
- That doesn't exist, - You will be surprised!
You'll have to explain it to me,
And for that, I need you to reheat my brandy,
Go! What are you looking at?
Let me go,
Add nutmeg! Last time you said you didn't put and you did,
Why don't you shoot him for lying? He's a man!
I liked,
See? It was a good lie,
This is the kind of lies you are referring to,
And this one,
[phone ring]
- First, me, - Why?
I still don't trust you,
Yes, you trust him, he lies to his wife every day,
You have something to hide and I want to understand what,
Let's see what message you received and from whom,
- You have the password, - Yes,
what is it
I told you five minutes ago,
If he likes hearing it, you tell him one more time,
"I have a small dick,"
I appreciate the honesty,
The kid asks you, "What the hell did you do with that?"
Is that how they teach you to joke over there at the Police Academy?
Not,
There they teach us how to kick ass, Do you want me to show you?
No, I know,
With the investigations and interrogations you don't really get tired there, do you?
- Did you say something? - Yes, Didn't hear?
The chick asks you if "Did you deal with that one?"
It was heard, yes, I had the impression that you were making fun of me, Is that right?
Not, I'm serious,
You bragged about arresting me, Do you know why?
Yes,
Why?
Theft,
Do you know what I stole?
Jewelry,
From whom?
You stole them from a neighbor,
Are you pretending not to hear? I asked you: who is "that"?
Do you know his name?
Not,
"Bâtfoi" was his name,
And he was not a neighbor, He was an uncle,
You arrested me without asking me anything,
Let me give you some answers now,
I didn't steal, I had come to get my jewelry back,
Which were family heirlooms from grandma, for dad,
[Chuckling] So that my uncle doesn't drink them in a week,
[Chuckling] You didn't even bother to ask me anything,
You went in there like Charles Bronson and arrested me,
[police siren]
[policeman] The police!
Do you have proof that what you say is true?
Not,
So you don't have it now, just like you didn't have it two years ago,
Two years in prison for nothing and you're hungry for jokes,
I'm not kidding, can you see me laughing
The law is the law,
I don't care what or how it happened, I got you there,
I was bound to arrest you, You solve the rest in court,
I asked you: who is "that"?
Not now, sweetheart! Please! Shut up!
How did you tell me?
I said "girlfriend",
That's how you talk to the girls in your village, my friend,
Forgive me! This is how I talk when I talk badly,
When you yell at women,
Forgive me! I said, Forgive me!
Let me deal with this man who thinks he's a saint,
Who is a martyr, who sat in prison for two years for
nothing, instead of healing the sick of the plague,
You don't call me "sweetheart", "doll"
or what else goes through your head full of dust
from the street you grew up on, with snot on your chest,
You understand? Respect me,
I'm going to smoke a cigarette,
[door noise]
You still haven't answered me, Who is "that"?
It's "them", With a hat, in my feather!
It's about some money that I have to get,
[Livia] Are you trying again?
What am I trying?
[Livia] Do you really think I'm stupid? Do you think I don't know what you do?
What I do?
[Livia] The first time I pretended not to see, yes,,,
[Livia] Now you're really going overboard,
[Livia] Know that I have seen many such as you,
[Livia] You have the impression that if you are a bad
waiter, I get angry and leave, and that's it, you're out,
I really am a bad waiter, It's my first day here,
Come on, drop the spell and go get me another one,'
[Ambiental music]
[phone ring]
[Huff, sigh]
Takes!
[Boromir, fiddler, sings] ♪ Good at heart ♪
♪ That's the man I like ♪
♪ He enjoys life ♪
♪ Always have fun ♪
♪ Good-hearted man ♪
♪That's the man I like! ♪
If it hurts you, why don't you quit?
- Because,,, - Don't get tired, It's a bank,
The one with the skeleton?
Yes, do you know him?
[police officer, approve]
My husband used to say it to me every time he lit a cigarette,
[pilitist] What are you doing, Bâtfoi? Are you in a hurry somewhere?
And?
Does your husband still call you 'bank'?
He won't get another chance,
Why?
- Does he quit smoking? - [Livia] No,
Not, I leave him,
[Ambiental music]
You lost something?
Why did you say you were leaving?
She used to say that she was giving up on her husband,
[Clap] That much was obvious from the moment he walked in the door,
Can I ask you why?
Yes, Like smoking, it makes me sick,
[Slap, approve]
More exactly?
More precisely,,, Look!
I do not understand,
It hit me!
Well, it can't be!
What do you mean give into you? So what? Are we in dad's time?
When the woman was as good as beaten beans? Inadmissible such a thing!
Well, you didn't want to hug her before, did you?
It's something else! Something else entirely,
No woman should have to go through what she went through,
That's right! Do not have to,
And I'm not saying that if you do something, you're doing yourself a favor now,,,
- And you do other women a favor too, - How?
Yes, look!
The police! Is here, You take his hand and go to the ward,
- [Livia] Hmm… - Do the medical tests,
- Medico-legal, - That's right, forensics,
Alas, what luck has come upon me!
I can go to a policeman,
to tell him that my husband, who is also a policeman, beats me,
Here you go?
Pam Pam!
"Pam Pam"? Do you sit there and say "Pam-pam"?
Well, what do you want me to do?
You have such a beauty of a woman here, beaten by,,, abused by a,,,
A Neanderthal,
Yes, a brute, And you sit and be cool,
Maybe the lady is exaggerating a bit too,
Is that so?
You mean you make me a liar?
I just wanted to say that it doesn't show,
You know what? Here, take out a pen and paper,
- Do we have extemporaneous? - [Livia] Yes,
How about filing a complaint on my husband's behalf?
That would be a big mistake,
You would spoil everything,
I want a pen and paper, now!
Not!
Don't write here, that he wipes his bottom with it and throws it away,
You take his hand, go to the police, ask for the
registration number and after that, keep calm,
- I don't have time for that, - Well? Are you in a hurry now?
I am waiting for someone,
Good, If he comes, I'll tell him to wait here until you come back, come on
- Good! Come to the department! - Come to the station!
I say there's no point in making our way to the ward,
I'll take your statement here and that's it,
Not! Look, these are thieves like us cops,
You were quite clear:
registration number,
But if you're here and you're a witness, you don't have to, Understand?
Good, According to the procedure, we have to start with a reconstruction,
by which we demonstrate that the injuries suffered by the victim
I agree with the complaint,
Yes,
Good, I will be Livia's husband,
and you, Bâtfoi, will be Livia,
Well, why isn't she Livia? That they are here,
Because Livia has been through this trauma before,
Do you want to pass one more time?
[Bâtfoi] Yes, why don't you do this at the station?
What's the point of going all the way to the ward?
Aren't I also at the station, and here?
The girl needs me and it's my turn, Not?!
He is waiting for someone, I see he's in a hurry… So…
We're going to start the reconstruction here,
What did your husband do?
First, he grabbed me by the neck,
So?
Yes, like that,
And? Then?
What else did he do?
Brute!
She slapped me,
- [Slaps, pain] - So? Or so?
- Exactly! So! - Like that?
[Livia] Yes, that's right!
And? After that?
He,,, He hit me with my head against the wall,
Are you sure?
Yes, Verry!
Since we don't have walls according to the declaration,
I'm going to hit you with the head of the table,
- [Slap, pain] - [cop] And?
Further, what did the animal do?
He punched me,
What did he do, sweetheart?
He punched me,
- Where did he punch you? - Here, So,
- He slapped you, - [Slap, pain]
He only slapped you,
A slap, a lifetime, and that's what you chose to remember?
A palm?
Yes, how did he fight with all his people for you, why did you forget?
Why did you forget that he started it from scratch with you and for you?
He gave up all his dreams to fulfill yours,
Yes, the flowers from breakfast, why are you forgetting them?
Yes, the dogs they collect from the fields because you are afraid of them,
when you come home alone at night, why do you forget them?
Why did you forget, my love, that he stayed on the house, at minus 27 degrees, in a blizzard,
to hold an antenna in his hand, to see the figure skating final?
How can you forget all that and remember a slap?
[romantic, sad ambient music]
He punched me,
- Here, - [policeman] You're lying! Please!
Wake up!
He slapped you,
He is sorry!
And anyway, it was too little,
[policeman] It was a spit in an ocean,
Another would have trampled you for what you did,
- My blood sugar increased, - [Livia, disbelief]
beat,
I have an insulin kit by the safe,
Bring her here, please!
Not there, me! After the door, where you put it,
[cop, expire]
Let me!
I have to go out for a bit,
[door noise]
[phone ring]
Yes, baby!
I'm at the store with some boys, I can not speak,
[Beats] I'll call you later,
Here you go?
Well…
Well, I told Paula because it was a situation, I can't explain it to you,
I'll tell you when we meet, Sure, I'll come and meet you, Don't leave anything,,,
Yes, I want to explain to you so that you understand, not to tell you,,,
Baby, I'm begging you to understand that,,, Yes,,,
[end call]
Puppy?
What the?
Dumped me,
Let's run away! I have a lot of money,
They will never find us,
Just the two of us, Look! We escape into the world,
Otherwise, it will kill you,
Is your man that bad?
[Livia] You don't know him!
[Livia, sigh]
God, what have I gotten myself into?! What have I gotten myself into?!
[whine]
[groan]
Ready!
Anyway, I have nothing left to lose,
I have nothing to lose,
They arrest me anyway, He caught me stealing,
Anyway, I have nothing left to lose,
Come on! Let's go!
[door noise]
Are you going somewhere?
Not…
Not, Here's how it goes, boss,
[Cheers] We didn't see you, you didn't see us,
She no longer gives a statement against her husband to the police,
and I pretend I didn't see what's in the yard,
- What are you doing, me? Like what? - That I didn't see what was in the pit,
What do you think, me, that he is in the pit?
That's what I'm saying, I pretend I didn't see it,
What's in the pit?
Come here and I'll show you what's in the pit,
- Oh my, boss! - [Livia] Leave him!
- [policeman] Let me show you what's in the pit! - [Livia] Leave him!
- [policeman] Come on! - [Beats] Boss, I'm not interested,
- [policeman] Come see what's in the pit! - [Beat] Boss, don't me…
- [policeman] Let me show you what's in the pit! - [Livia] Leave him!
- [Beats] Boss, I don't care! - [policeman] Mouth! Come after me!
[Shooting] I'm gonna shoot you, boss! I really shoot you!
[cop] Don't shoot anyone! Come here to see what's in the pit!
[cop] Boss, I'm gonna shoot you!
[policeman] Let me show you! Are you pretending you don't know what's in the garden?
[policeman] What's in the garden, ma?
- [Snorting] I don't care! - [policeman] What's in the garden?
- [Livia] Leave him! - [Thumps] I'll shoot you!
- [Shooting] I don't care, boss! - [policeman] Come, me, see!
- Tell me what's in the pit! - [Livia] Leave him alone!
- [policeman] What's in the hole? - [Baps] I can't!
- [policeman] Open your bag, I said! - I do not care!
Open your bag, I'll break your neck, like a chicken!
- [Blows] Come on! - [policeman] What's in the bag?
- A dog, boss, A dog, - They are stray dogs, boule!
That's right! It's a dog, Let me go, boss!
I collect them from the fields because she is afraid of them,
[Blows] Please let me go!
[Bâtfoi] That I have no reason to come back here!
Seriously! I'm never coming again!
And so, let us both go and everyone will be happy,
You want to run away with my wife, ma, boule?
Girlfriend…
Did you choose him?
I love him!
[suspenseful music]
- Who? - [policeman] On you,
- Me? - [policeman] He chose you, yes,
[cop] He chose you today, but he's coming back to me
because it always, always comes back to me,
- Well, take your hand from there! - What do you want?
- [Thumps] I'll shoot you! - Shoot me!
[cop] Shoot me!
[phone song]
♪ I look again, and I look, and I look ♪
♪ Love, following you ♪
♪ And I don't know how I could live ♪
♪ If it wasn't ♪
♪ Your shadow, your shadow, your shadow ♪
♪ Your track, your track, your track, your track ♪
♪ Your shadow, your shadow, your shadow, your shadow ♪
♪ Your track, your track, your track ♪
♪ And I wrote this song ♪
♪ To remind you again and again ♪
♪ How much I love you ♪
♪ Don't forget until tonight ♪
♪ Until tonight ♪
what's up sweetheart
I'm tired,
That's right…
You're tired,
Why don't you go get some sleep?
[Livia] Aren't you coming?
Sure, I have five minutes left,
- [Livia] Five minutes, - Five minutes, I promise!
[policeman] Have you ever seen a woman more beautiful than her?
That's why I could never let him go,
This woman is more than beautiful,
[policeman] She…
Beautify!
You know that saying "Man sanctifies the place"?
[policeman] You know?
[policeman] Eh,,,She's beautifying him!
Which is pretty much the same thing,
Boss, what is this game?
It's no game,
No one is having fun, This is our everyday life,
- She is,,, - No,
She's not crazy, It's just stuck,
She has been living for five years, the same day in her life…
When he took all the money from the house and ran away with his lover,
[Ambiental music]
Only the lover left her on the side of the road and ran away with the money,
[Ambiental music]
[policeman] My dream was to…
Let's have a house,,,
Tomatoes in the garden, peppers, a stupid dog to spoil our seedlings
and a little kid to love the dog so much
so as not to let us punish him,
[Bâtfoi] Yes, she wanted something else, didn't she?
[policeman] Yes, She never had anything to do with these places,
I always liked Pomezeu,
the places here and these beautiful people, yes, no,
The night is a torment for me,
I don't know what's going on in her mind,
yes, he remembers exactly who I am and leaves me,
She comes, cries and tells me that she has to leave me because she is unhappy,
Sometimes, he cries so much that he falls asleep,,,
And in the morning we start over,
But today, when you appeared,
I wanted to see if they would choose me too,
And he chose you,
I think he only chooses me when he has nowhere else to go,
She's stuck, you're crazy,
- Believe? - Why don't you hospitalize her?
Should I intern her and leave her there, among strangers?
To her anyway, you're a stranger, He doesn't know who you are,
She doesn't know who I am, but I know who she is,
And the fact that he chooses me sometimes
it means that somewhere, there is still a shred of love,
He chooses you because he has nowhere else to go, You said earlier,
For five years,
I don't sleep at night, I don't believe during the day,
I'm tired,
Can I ask you a favor?
What the?
Could you come tomorrow too?
Here you go?
I want them to choose me at least once,
You're crazy!
[gate noise]
[phone ring]
Tell that one, with the wife!
♪ My wife, my wife ♪
♪ Today I'm going, I'm leaving home ♪
♪ That I'm tired of you ♪
♪ You're still on me! ♪
♪ My wife, my wife ♪
♪ Today I'm going, I'm leaving home ♪
♪ You're still on me ♪
Where is it?
- Who? - [Livia] You know who,
you know who You killed him, didn't you?
[Livia] I saw you,
You can't stand to see me happy, so you killed him,
I hate you!
You've never told me that before,
I'm telling you now, I hate you with all my heart!
Honey, you're unhappy,
Yes,
[cop sighs]
[tape recorder noise]
[tape recorder song]
♪ I look again, and I look, and I look ♪
♪ Love, following you ♪
♪ And I don't know how I could live ♪
♪ If it wasn't ♪
♪ Your shadow, your shadow, your shadow ♪
♪ Your track, your track, your track, your track ♪
♪ Your shadow, your shadow, your shadow, your shadow ♪
♪ Your track, your track, your track ♪
♪ I wrote this song ♪
♪ To remind you again and again ♪
Can you make me insulin too, please?
[Livia] Sure,
♪ Don't forget until tonight ♪
You are so Beautiful!
♪ I wrote this song ♪
♪ To remind you again and again ♪
♪ How much I love you ♪
♪ Don't forget until tonight ♪
♪ Until tonight ♪
I forgot my insulin, Can you make me insulin too, please?
Sure!
Goofy!
what would you do without me
I would die,
Other!
♪ Well, listen to me ♪
♪ I have a job, good friend ♪
♪ When we go to school in the village ♪
♪ Proud us to beat ♪
♪ Unemployed, more unemployed, unemployed ♪
♪ I like girls ♪
♪ Give them, God, health, jobs ♪
♪ Let's shake them all! ♪
- [Livia] Are you okay? - Yes…
Can you make me insulin too, please?
Yes…
Yes!
[Livia] Yes,
You are so beautiful today!
[gate noise]
[door noise]
Slap!
[policeman] Bâtfoi, it's not worth it!
[door noise]
[catchy ambient music]
[policeman] Don't call 911!
[policeman] Please! Boromir!
[gunshot noise]
[Livia, sigh]
Come on!