It stinks!
I was just told that my mother is dead,
As you guys know, I didn't have anything to do with her,
Not since she betrayed me,
That's not something you do to family,
So we are not family anymore,
That's the price you pay,
So this is a test of my do-it-yourself sperm analysis,
There are no hereditary diseases, No young ones died of cancer,
My grandma lived till she was over 90, so that's great,
And what about mental disorders?
None, Well, my granddad was manic-depressive,
- He was really crazy, - Okay?
But that's it, There's no one close to me,
No parents or siblings suffer from anything serious,
Regarding the child, what's the most important thing to you
in your everyday life without the child?
Just having a normal relationship, being a family,
That he,,, the child knows I'm there,
That I'm a proper dad even though I'm not there every day,
Have you had any fertility problems?
Fertility? I haven't had any kids yet
but I've created embryos in a test tube fertilisation,
My sperm analysis was normal, 60 million sperm cells per millilitre,
So that's above the normal level,
- That sounds awesome! - Yes,
I was told that I still have eggs, I just need to watch my cycle,
Fertility is optimal five days before ovulation,
Past that, you have to wait another month,
And my ovulation is in two days, So, that's probably short notice,,,?
No, that's all right, I'm going to Copenhagen tomorrow, actually,
Okay? Why?
My mother lives in Copenhagen,
- Oh? That sounds nice, - Yes,
- Do you have any questions for me? - Yes,
Are you,,, Are you open to,,,
,,,natural insemination?
What?
I prefer someone who is open to natural insemination,
- I get it, Yes, I think I am, - Yes?
- Or,,, I am, Yes, - Yes,
I want to talk to you guys about evolutionary traps,
When sea turtles are born, they are hatched on the beach,
They're evolutionarily adapted
to walk towards the strongest light in their habitat, the moonlight,
They follow the moonlight into the sea
their habitat where they are going to live and grow up,
But humans have made new light sources
which interrupt this,
Street lights, cars, signs and cities,
The turtles are fooled and they walk towards these lights,
And they are led into confusion
and dehydration and finally death,
That is called evolutionary traps,
And it's the same way with humans,
That's the way pornography works for young boys,
- Hi, - Hi,
- My name is Jannick, - I have sunscreen,
- I train on my bike, I live next door, - Yes, I saw you,
You're welcome to pay me a visit and train on my bike,
Thanks, but this is not a good time,
I can give you some good advice on how to stay healthy,
Simply drink lots of juice with ginger and chili
and eat lots of vegetables and fruit,
That extends your life, and your body is always healthy,
You also avoid pneumonia
and other diseases during the winter,
I'm the only one alive in my family, My five relatives are gone,
- Yes, But do you have kids? - No,
I would've liked having two sons, but that was impossible,
As it turns out, infertility is hereditary, Do you have any kids?
No, but the plan is to make,,, to reproduce today, actually,
- The brain controls it all, - Well, I have to leave,
- Well, see you, - Sure, but you must go to your room,
- This is my room, - Yes, okay, Yes,
Come, Come, Cola,
You too, you rascal, Come! Come,
Here you go, Come, Lulu, Get in there,
Get in there, Well done! Yes,
When I was young, I was into cryonics,
I wanted to be frozen, to extend life and avoid death,
Being frozen, so you could be thawed?
Yes, but that's just religion, A way of handling your mortality,
Thinking that you'll have a second life after you've been thawed,
But that will never happen, It's completely unrealistic,
So I don't think about dying much, It'll happen when it happens,
Okay, Here's a family-related question:
"How close is your family? Was your childhood happier than most?"
I think it was rather normal until I was a grown-up,
Average closeness, That changed later on, however,
That's when I felt that she wasn't loyal after all,
My mother, Everything I'd felt while growing up turned out to be false,
That sounds tough, but I think I understand you
because I feel the same way, Loyalty is very important,
It trumps society, If you're in trouble with the police
your family must be on your side,
"What is your most precious memory?"
That would be my first sexual experiences,
Okay, Was there anything special about them?
Yes, it happened late, I didn't have sex until I was 21,
So I went to a brothel,
- To a brothel? - In Nashville,
- Why a brothel? - I didn't have any other options,
I was inexperienced and dumb, It wasn't a dumb thing to do
but I should have had more courage to meet girls when I was younger,
But I didn't have any father figure who could,,,
- Guide you, - Right,
- That's sad somehow, - No, the Nashville brothels look nice,
When you enter, they stand in a line
and you can choose the lady you prefer,
Like a cattle show, Like cattle,
You say "cattle", Men don't think like that,
- Okay, How do men think, then? - We see sex as something very positive,
The girl I met was there voluntarily, She'd come from California,
- It was a great place,,, - All right, no more questions,
Don't you want to kiss?
Maybe we can,,,
Maybe we can try tomorrow, Can we do that?
It's too late tomorrow,
Come here,
Imagine I could go to jail for this,
What do you mean?
- I could go to jail, - I don't get it,
I'm from Norway
and we have a law stating that men who purchase sex are criminals,
- That doesn't make any sense, - No,
Norwegian law applies to me even here, They can arrest me when I get back
if they monitor my transactions, for instance,
- That's weird, - Yes,
The police are engaging in a witch-hunt
when it comes to anything related to sexuality,
Many completely natural things have been criminalised,
- We're just enjoying ourselves, - Yeah,
Every day on the news, some man has been convicted of "rape",
- That doesn't make any sense, - No,
Reproduction is natural
but the feminists paint it as harmful and traumatising,
How can anything that natural be traumatising?
- We'll just have a good time, - Yes,
Many things,,,
There are many things that are completely logically wrong,
That all the normies adhere to,
The age of consent, for instance, is a legal fiction,
- What do you mean? - Well,,,
Why would the mental maturity develop slower than the physical?
- Well, there's a difference, - No, It's the same thing,
There's a reason we're made this way, There must be an intent behind it,
Some girls menstruate at ten, They're not ready for sex yet,
Sure they are, You're wrong, Society made you believe that,
Like the notion that little boys can be abused,
That women can rape boys and be punished for it,
That's not abuse, It's very beautiful,
It's completely natural,
According to research, little boys who have sex with adult women
remember it in an even more positive light
than adult men remembering sex with adult women,
That's the alarm,
I need to leave now,
Okay,
- Well, does it bother you? - Yes, It does,
- Can you turn it down? - Yes, of course,
- Can you do it now? - Okay, I'll do it for you,
- Should I do it for you? You want that? - Sure!
- You should be more considerate, - Some like it, others don't,
- I don't like it, I don't understand it, - It's a natural thing for everyone,
- Having sex is natural, - Yes, it's natural,
- But watching it is not, - Why don't you buzz off?
Stimulating your brain with artificial stimuli is not natural,
- Whatever you say, - Your life is fake,
It's perfectly normal,
- It'll make you very lonely, - It won't,
- How has it worked out for you? - What do you mean?
How did watching porn all your life work out?
- Has it worked out for you? - Well, that's how it is,
That's how you do it!
The man from Istedgade, The troublemaker!
Sometimes, I go crazy, I can't control my anger
and then I start making trouble,
They thought I was a criminal, associated with bikers, owning guns,
And I did own two guns from World War 2 and a sawed-off shotgun,
They were taken from me, Six police officers stepped into my flat,
I got cuffed and had to lie down in the street
while everyone was watching,
Now, no one will talk to me,
Easy, easy,,,
I want kids, I want kids!
Take it easy,
Hi, sexy,
Hi,
Have you tried this before?
No,
Put your clothes over there, on the left,
If you feel like it,
Then we can start by watching a dirty movie together on the projector,
What do you want to do today?
- What's your name? - Kitty,
Your real name,
- We aren't allowed to say that, - Why not?
I think it's security-related,
Do you think I'm dangerous?
Okay,
My name's Mill,
- Really? - Yeah,
- My name is Stein, - Hi, Stein,
Do you want to try touching me?
How does it feel?
It feels weird,
My Mum's going to be buried tomorrow,
I'm sorry to hear that,
We didn't keep contact all that much,
She sent me a Christmas present last year,
We hadn't seen each other for ten years, I got a sweater,
On it, it said "Room to grow"
and other positive messages, "Let people into your life",
"Choose your battles" and so on,
She clearly thought I'd cut all contact for no reason at all,
But actually, I had no choice,
Because what she did to me,,,
,,,you simply can't do,
What did she do?
She told the police I was sick,
She rejected my opinions as mentally disturbed,
So if you want a child, you can just contact me,
I'm open for anything from sperm donation
to co-parenting to regular marriage,
Hello, and welcome to my channel
on October 10th, 2022,
Today is the day that they're starting to film the movie
I was talking about earlier, with the role that I didn't get,
But still, it's a movie
that I helped develop,
With a character who is loosely based on me,
And his philosophy, ideology
is also similar to mine,
But he does things that I wouldn't do,
He's really feckless and weak,
I'm not going to spoil the plot or anything, but,,, Yeah,
In a way, it's good I don't play that role myself
so nobody would confuse me with such a feckless character,