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[Narrator] I know what you are thinking,
Who is this bombshell in this sublime Parisian apartment?
I put an end to this unbearable mystery,
It's me, Nina, 28 years old,
[Klaxon] Young lawyer at the Paris bar,
It's good, I'm coming!
I arrive !
[Narrator] I'm in a rush as usual,
I'm leaving for Biarritz with Benoît my darling,
We're going to spend the weekend with Dylan my best friend,
It reminds me, I was going to forget my morning chore,
[Phone ring]
[Narrator] I've known Dylan since elementary school, And I love it,
We call each other every morning to
help him zap the girl from the day before,
He's my mate, I love him madly,
But that's disgusting, right?
- Get out! - [Narrator] We agree,
Look at his head!
I wake up every morning next to the best lover, Ben,
My Ben, In a week, we will be together for 3 years,
Well, he's my tough guy, I can count on him,
- Well, where are you? - [Ben] I'm still in the office,
I really won't be able to come,
It's on fire, we're not stopping!
- You suck! - [Ben] I beg you, my most beautiful,
I do my best,
More beautiful than who?
That Noémie Lenoir and Scarlett Johansson,
- You can do better, - [Ben] Ok,
More beautiful than Noémie Lenoir, Scarlett and,,,
Shakira at the Super Bowl, [Nina laughs,]
You've gone too far! In Scarlett, I still believed you,
- I arrive at the station, I leave you, - I love you,
Come and tell me to my face! Kiss, my heart!
Kiss! [Kiss]
What's the name of the file?
Her name is "Your mother", okay?
Since you're not in a relationship, you're trying to make me angry,
Not at all, I think he's cool,
You're still in love, you want to catch me,
No, I have no chance,
[She laughs,]
- See you soon ! - [Nina] I'll leave you,
[Dylan] Here, girls, it's ready!
Antoine, Sarah, this is for you,
- Thank you very much ! - You're welcome,
Buongiorno!
- So how was it? - Someone crazy, Drop it,
Nina saved you,
- That's it ? - Messmer, where are the cameras?
[Laughs]
Salvation ! How much do I owe you for the glass?
It depends, right?
Not at all,
It's 6 euros,
He has no heart,
Yeah, that must be it,
Good afternoon,
Thanks you too,
If you get the girls drinks, we're going to sink, buddy,
- Sink with her, that's fine with me, - Yeah,,, Come on, get to work,
[Rhythmic music]
[Nina laughs,]
- I valid ! - Hold on !
OK Go ahead !
[Nina laughs]
Yeah, come on, dance for me! Show me !
[Happy moans]
A hug, finally!
I do not believe ! He put on weight !
- He put on weight ! - Wait, don't move,
- You grew up, - She grew up,
I am so happy ! I don't know how to react!
I'll give you potatoes, I put them on strong,
I don't know how to handle it,
What becomes of him? He hydrates well,
Very beautiful 'stache,
He cut his stache for me
I'm going home, I'm biting you, At 3, I'll bite you!
[She growls,]
I would love to know how to surf,
I'll teach you in the week, if you want,
During the week ? We're going now!
Don't you want to put your suitcase down?
I do not care ! You are a thousand years old,
Father of a family in little wool,
[Nina] We don't care, I want to enjoy it,
We're going to the water! In addition, I put on my jersey,
Did you travel with that?
We do not care !
[Nina] Don't you have your swimsuit?
The guy lives by the sea and he doesn't have his swimsuit!
It's not planned,
[Dylan] When it's not planned, it's not planned,
[Nina] Great, the weekend
at the EHPAD,
Isn't that my swimsuit?
Of course I always have my jersey with me,
Ready to jump into the water,
You are amazing! To which it is ?
[Nina laughs,]
[Dylan] We're going into the water, but be careful what I say,
Don't worry! I've already been to Miami, I am one with the wave!
- Miami? - In green class,
- Looked, Do you see the surfers? - Yes,
We are going to put ourselves there,
As soon as there are small waves, I push you and you get up,
Okay,
- It's simple ! - Yeah!
- And There you go, - Let's go !
Hold on ! [She shouts,]
Look, I'm running back!
Hold on,
There, you get up! [Tense cry]
Go on, stand up! Standing !
I don't know what I did, My ass was a counterweight,
- There, I'm afraid! - It's swell, Hold on !
There, you get up and voila!
I have succeeded!
Well done !
Push and after, you get up,
[Playful music]
Standing !
In front of ! Look ahead!
[Cry of joy]
We're going to take big waves!
Trust me,
[Dylan] Get up, get up, get up!
You wanted big waves!
[Dylan laughs,]
Come on!
At three !
- I'll sweep you! - [Dylan] You're going to fall!
[Shout]
[Dylan] You fell like shit! Eat this!
Come !
You're doing me dirty, I swear!
[Dylan] You wanna go in big waves!
- I have a cramp! - [Dylan] That's it!
It's okay ?
No ! That, on the other hand, is suck,
[Imitating Dylan] Oh no, that's suck,
It's annoying, We dont do that,
[Dylan] It puts water everywhere!
Your panties, there!
We don't know if it's suck,
Nina, there's sand everywhere afterwards!
- [Dylan] Stop it! - Oops! Oops!
It's annoying, it gets in the fibers,
- What's this ? - It gets in the fibers,
The guy has a portable vacuum cleaner! No !
Dylan, 30, is in
love with his car,
Between his children or his fund,
Dylan made his choice,
Mickaël will not go to CE2,
- No, not the dashboard, - Stopped !
It doesn't even scare me! Ok I'll stop, I quit!
[Festive music]
Jules! Jules! Cash here,
A beer,
If it's not good, it's Jules,
There, there, there!
It is for us !
[Little cry]
Jules, cash in here!
[Hubbub]
Come on, last shot! Let's go !
[Cheers]
[Young woman] Hi, Dylan!
- Hi ! - How many ?
Just give me that,
- Cool ! - That's enough,
Like this you will come back,
- With pleasure ! - It sucks!
- Return safe ! See you next time ! - Kiss!
"Like that, you will come back,"
Haven't you pissed off?
No,
I had a great evening,
I watched you try to fish,
[Jules] You haven't seen him when he's
making cocktails, "So what can I get you?"
Shut up, It's for the job,
- That's it ! - How do you flirt?
- It's the 3 likes! - Go ahead,
I go to a pretty girl's
Instagram account,
I like 3 photos, If she likes in return, I pick it up,
No !
[Nina] But whatever!
It works !
- It works ? - Yeah,
[Nina] I do the same, right away,
Bradley Cooper's Insta,
Whatever !
I like 3 photos,,,
Well done, Bradley! This one, I like it twice,
[They laugh,]
- I wait, - You'll wait,
It's good, guys!
[Nina] I'm waiting there,
- Whore ! - What?
He has more battery,
[Jules] Imagine!
[Nina laughs,]
- The time zones, he didn't see, - And yeah !
- No, - [Jules] Yes!
The technique has limits,
- Ah,,, - I'll close and let's go!
- We are going to go too, - It works, Return safe,
- [Dylan] See you tomorrow, Be careful, - [Client] Don't worry,
- [Nina] Stop it! - What?
But I don't believe it! The guy is a fan of me,
You framed the photo!
I like it,
I get it, You did that, like that, when a
boring girl sees the picture, she leaves,
- When we're together, she'll be here, - How heavy! Okay,
Okay,,, [He thinks,]
Where do you want to sleep?
What do you mean ? Are you stupid or what?
- It's for Ben, - [Nina] What?
We've known each other since CE2,
Does he know I'm handsome?
You piss off,
Shall I shower and watch a movie?
It works, [Smash]
- And the stage where you put your bag away? - Yeah yeah,
It starts, the mess,
- [Nina] Where are the towels? - Don't touch anything!
[She blows,] Where did he put this?
Nina! Do not touch, Do not touch,
Look, they are there,
There, you have the big towels,
the small ones, the gloves,
Ok, Dexter, I got it, There's a yecou there,
I put them there every night, you never know,
Come on, thank you!
Go ahead, move! Go!
- Don't put the fleet everywhere! - Okay, Hi,
- [Nina] Instead, choose a good movie! - Yes Yes,
Frankly, 4 hours for a wedding was boring to death,
And long! [She blows,]
Horrible!
We don't compare "The Godfather" and "Happiness Therapy",
It's certain,
You, when it comes to having a heart,,,
It has nothing to do,
Go ahead tell me, What's this,
your style of girl?
- I don't have a chick's style, - Yes,
You know, like,,,
The girl, what,
I dunno,
Petite, brunette, pretty,
who doesn't like to sleep alone,
And who looks like Shakira,
No, don't abuse,
I look like Shakira,
♪ Es una tortura perderte ♪
[She hums,]
[Soft music]
- Hello ! - Hi !
How well we sleep here!
- Talk for you, - I did what ?
- You spoke, - Stopped,
- I swear, - I said what ?
"Dylan, I love you! I am thinking of you, I want to settle down here,"
This is what you dream of,
- "I love you, You have beautiful hair," - It is somewhat true,
Other than snoring, I'm fine,
- [Nina] Cool! - Sit down,
- I will be back, - Okay,
Ah, guy!
Squeezed orange juice, pastries, cut fruit,,,
- It shows that you're used to it, - No why ?
- It shows, - I only have lunch with you,
Thank you,
Thanks, Dylan! Thank you !
- What do you want to drink ? - Tea, Tea,
Okay !
Thank you,
- I didn't tell you! - What?
Bradley Cooper,,,
No,
He hasn't found his charger,
I told you, The best is dating sites,
Aren't you doing that? Don't you go to these sites?
I don't want to believe it, You really,,,
Everyone does that, even the broken ones,
They don't do that, they know how to hold their cock,
Go ahead, let's go,
So, Benoît,
15 pages!
We do the first 2,
[Intriguing music]
What?
It was a stupid idea,
Pass the phone,
No, but let it go! Nina!
- Give, - Okay, Slowly,
Slowly,
Put your shitty face there,
Whore,
Whore ! The motherfucker!
Oh, motherfucker! Whore ! Whore !
Nina!
First I talk to him and then I smash him,
I put him on the ground, he doesn't move, and then I talk to him,
You open ?
You won't have a train,
He must have an explanation,
With the nerves that I have, I go there on foot, to Paris!
I won't even be out of breath! I am very well,
Nina!
Don't worry about Ben, I manage like an adult,
Oh !
Love?
What are you doing here ?
Are you kidding me ? What is that ?
Calm down, What's this ?
Pique Dick, What is that ?
Is he the one you chose to defend yourself?
The next time you say "love"
to me, I'll make you eat your file,
What's going on, miss? Behave !
The guy you see, who serves as my boyfriend,
has decided to take his cock online,
What is this masquerade?
- Nina, stop! - I do not care ! How long has it been going on?
You are a dog!
You are a junkyard dog! Yeah!
You filled in all the fields!
He put "favorite book",
Who do this ? You make me pity,
I just wanted to chat, that's all,
Of course !
Am I not here to chat?
I was telling them about you,
How nice, I'm not cool!
People, when they want to pass the time,
they play Candy Crush, they don't flirt,
It was an accident,
This is on the road, not in a schneck,
- Please ! - You do not know me,
I'm going to puncture the tires of your scooter,
And I'll burn your stuff! You see, your wallet?
[Nina] I'm going to strangle you with it,
And yeah ! He has a satchel!
Besides, you can't even read! Assfucked!
[Cries of disapproval]
Master Boulard!
Is it okay, can we go?
Go ahead, old man,
- It's okay, - What is that ?
Call Dylan, He was worried,
I'll call him later, Thanks for helping me,
You're welcome, Promise me one thing,
About what ?
I pick up your things
when he's there,
You gave him 3 years, that bastard!
- I think I'm capable of the worst, - Wasn't that the worst?
- What? - You slashed her curtains,
You ripped open his armchair
and his sofa with a cutter!
My mother is Pablo Escobar,
We don't touch my baby,
He was on a dating site,
I thought we were fine and
he's on Pique Dick writing to girls,
"I read and I ken too, We can do both,"
[Nina blows,]
- Disgusted, - What's the book?
Are you telling me about the book? We do not care !
I want to know,
It was "Love lasts three years",
You kidding !
I swear that was it!
[Laughs] I'm so ashamed,
Did you get a response from Marshall & Co?
I don't know if I'll post the letter,
You dream of this cabinet!
Are you going to give up because of him?
It's no, Nina!
Nina! Nina!
Go!
I'm smiling, just because you have a cutter,
We're naked and the guy calls me by his wife's name,
- What is the name ? - Lulu, who cares?
Sorry ! [Lulu groans,]
Simon, do you wear skinny jeans?
It's good, What's this ? Spandex?
Charlotte is in jackal mode,
Sorry,
Wouldn't that ass bring me a Pinch?
They are there !
- Mamoune! - Hello, my darlings,
Take care of your girlfriend, You call me, if necessary,
- Yeah, don't worry! - Thank you !
Come over here !
Kiss, mom, Thank you for everything !
Give me the letter, I'll take care of it,
[Nina blows,]
Change your mind!
- I really don't mind that, - Everything will be alright ! Go!
I love you,
- Me too, - Kiss,
[All] To that motherfucker Benoît!
Go!
He can come back crying, I can't take him back,
In costume, I do
not take it back,
Crying, in a suit and moccasins, I won't take it back!
He's not coming back,
We stop talking about Benoît, he doesn't deserve you,
- We let go, ok? - Yeah!
Tonight, it's good foot, good eye,
I love you, but when you say that, I want to hurt you,
We don't say that!
[Lulu huffing,] Who the fuck said that?
Show us the outfit,
[Laughs] There is something!
I didn't mess around!
The clothe ! The clothe ! The clothe !
My little combi!
We are on a wetsuit,
A bombers to decorate,
I get rid of it, the hunt is on,
- I'm not going home alone, - She's going home with a guys bus,
I have enough to park it,
She's talking about her schneck! [Laughs]
I don't do squats to get home on
my own, One of us must be good,
You abuse, there!
She's talking about you and your shoes!
- Me ? - Yes and your pumps,
It's hell !
- It's not good foot, good eye, - I feel good,
[Nina] He would be missing more than that,
- We're comfortable, - We drink on our feet
of Lulu, who stink of shit, And Benoît the motherfucker!
[They scream,]
[Cathy] Hi! [Dylan] Hi, mom!
Buisness is back !
[Jules] Hello!
It's speed tonight,
The season has finally started,
Speaking of seeing people, do you have anyone?
Please,
Sorry, but I don't want you to end up alone,
Dad didn't give up on you,
He left overnight, leaving me with a kid,
- He is dead, - That's what I'm saying,
No news, Jules!
- Yeah? - Give me something,
It happens,
I don't have time to search,
It's funny,
imagine that,,,
Vero, the client who is a friend,,,
Her daughter, she
doesn't have time either,
Are you trying to give it back to me?
First, I'm giving you nothing, I'm doing you a favor,
- Really? - Yes exactly,
As for the bar, Except that
I'm looking for a woman for you,
It's a gift !
What mother does that, eh?
A gin to ', as usual?
Here,
And what is this way
of talking about women?
I didn't raise you like that,
This girl can find it alone,
I have pictures,
Better and better, My mom is a pimp,
Looked !
- But no ! - But look!
I'm not going to watch! What's her name ?
Here ! There, we start to talk,
- Her name is Cassandra, - Cassandra,
I should have started with the photos,
Yes, Cathy!
- [Jules] Who is it for? - [Dylan] Behind you,
Hello, Vero? Yes, it's Cathy,
Tomorrow night, 8 p,m,, are you okay?
Perfect ! Thank you, Bye Bye,
And There you go,
[Nina] Aspire, [Lulu] Like this?
[Nina] You act like you see your father,
Dad ! Dad ! Say "mom",
[Lulu] Am I spitting there? [Jackal] Aren't you afraid of your parents?
[Cheers]
Honey!
[Hip-hop music]
[Nina] Yeah, Lulu!
Show them, Jackal!
It's okay ?
It's okay ! [Screams]
Damn, Lulu, your car!
My car !
Whore,
Why do our evenings always end like this?
You're right, I dunno,
It's been a long time there,
I really want to take off on a hike,
But girl, who said that?
I have never understood the delirium of people who walk for pleasure,
There are beautiful landscapes and the cool thing is to climb,
Oh yeah,
Sorry, but is it me or is it very long?
Whore,
- Whore ! - What?
But what ?
Bradley Cooper just liked me!
- Bradley Cooper? - On my life, he liked it,
- He like me, he like me, - Show me !
- Oh, it's him! - It's Dylan,
Hello, Nina, it's Bradley Cooper, you know?
[Dylan] Did you think it was Bradley?
Forget that asshole! Come on vacation here!
It's me, the man of your life,
So cute,
I didn't remember it was cool, Dylan!
Yeah,
- Well,,, - What?
Are we going or not?
- What? - Or ?
Are we going to Biarritz?
- Hot, - Crazy ?
- No, - Come on!
Come on,
[Laughs]
We're crazy, ok!
- Ok, - Are we going?
Let's go,
You see, there, it's been a long time,
Thank you ! It's been a long time!
I've been telling you this for a thousand years!
[Jackal] Excuse me, Question:
if you can't return the vehicles, why take them?
Just ask,
[Calm music]
We want the papers, if
you are grateful, in due form,
[A telephone rings,]
[Jackal] Have a good end of life!
- Happy Halloween ! - Good tasting !
- Happy Easter ! - Kiss,
We go to Biarritz,
[Jackal] Guess who it is,
[Laughs]
One two Three !
[Nina] Show your ass!
[Cry of joy]
It's incredible !
[Playful music]
Marilyn Monroe,
[Lulu] The bunny with
hands in the subway,
[Dylan] Hello?
Hi, Bradley, how are you today?
You have a better voice than yesterday,
I went out, it's better,
What do you think of my proposal?
It rather warms me twice than one,
- We'll be there in two hours, - [Dylan] Seriously?
What do you mean "we"?
Hi, Dylan!
Is it the eggs?
- [Nina] Do you mind? - No, that's cool!
[Dylan] Tonight I have something,
- I see a girl, - [Nina] You're awful,
You go out the day we arrive,
My mother wants to introduce me to a client's daughter,
Your mother is Cathy Kardashian,
[Nina] It doesn't surprise me, your mother calls
me once a month to tell me to hang out with you,
- Seriously? - [Nina] She said to me:
"Dylan buys your perfume from the girls to get a piece of you,"
[Nina] Are you doing this or not?
- No ! - [Nina] Ok,
How many times ?
[Dylan] I don't know,
- Maybe two, Two, max! [Nina shout]
Dylan, 30, perverted repeat offender,
[Nina] Every day he's at Sephora
of Châtelet-Les Halles, in search of Flower by Kenzo,
- [Nina] Send your address! - I send it to you,
Kiss, Dylan!
- Kiss, handsome kid! - Kiss!
[Playful music]
I can't wait to dive into the water, to roll in the sand,
Can't wait to roll into the surfers,
There are mountain corners, We'll go for a walk, eh?
With my sun allergies, making the pancake on the beach is fine,
In the morning, we will get up before
the sun to distribute leaflets for Unicef,
[Laughs]
There is a turn!
[Lulu] Stop!
Oh fuck !
[Horn] Attention!
[Laughs]
[Nina] Guys! We're coming to your city,
[Nina shouts,] They are beautiful,
Hello, little asses!
[Nina] Tell your father and
your brothers we're here!
And we're going to do some dirty work!
[Laughs]
[Nina] Take the little sister back, it's for me, I'll join you!
[Nina shouts,] I'm happy!
- It's okay ? - Yeah, and you ?
Hey !
- Are you okay, Jackal? - It's okay ?
- And you ? - Yeah,
Salvation !
It's okay ?
- How are you, Lulu? - Yeah,
Not too tired ?
[Jackal] A little,
Thank you for having us, we'll be fine,
With pleasure, Shall we take the suitcases, have a drink?
We're going to the beach !
We will go tomorrow, I only want a drink,
Me the same, I would take a little juice,
I took some books, I'm going to sit down and catch up,
- I don't have time to read, - How old are you ?
There is no age to read!
- Come on, read, - Shall we follow you?
Does she have a schedule?
[Nina] She's phew,
- You read? - No,
- Do you have a schedule? - No,
- Can you take your shoes off? - I do not have,
I can wash my feet,
Always more, her!
In a refuge, you don't come home with shoes full of dirt,
[Laughs] What?
[Dylan] Okay,,,
I'll go,
[Lulu] Your house has some
great vibes, We are there,
I see it !
He did his shower,
[Nina] He put on a polo shirt,
He put everything,
[Dylan] Nothing phew either,
- His first name ? - Cassandra, I think,
With that name, you could go there in capri pants,
[They laugh,] [Dylan] What a joke!
[Nina] But I admit, it's phew,
Dylan and Cassandra, You will have a fuss stand,
Or bumper cars,
Are you too good?
Are you hot? It's Didi and Cassandra!
We pull on the tail, we catch the pompom!
Everyone is merciless, right?
We abuse!
It's hard, He acts as an escort-boy for his mother,
[Jackal is blowing,]
[Jackal] Anything,
- Don't forget to call me, - Promised,
- Like that, I go home and we drink, - Promised,
See you soon !
[Jackal] I can't hear! See you soon !
Come on, we clap our hands!
If they have a kid, they have to call him Kevin,
[Laughs]
[Soft music]
Yeah,
- It's beautiful, - Yeah, serious!
- Have you been here before? - No,
- And you come often, you? - No never,
[Dylan] Thanks, great,
Thank you,
[Birds singing]
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Definitely,
There is Spain over there,
Okay,
- Shall we sit down? - Yes,
[They laugh,]
When my mother arranged this meeting for me,
I do not expect that,
[Little laugh]
Neither do I,
- Can I tell you something? - Yeah,
I feel too dumb, but,,,
But no, go ahead!
A friend had to call me to leave,
- Who do this ? - Me,
- You're crooked! - I know,
It got me out of some crappy plans,
[The phone vibrates,]
Are you not answering?
It must be a mistake,
Okay,
An error which is called "My darling",
- this is rarely a mistake, - It is not false,
Yeah?
- It's not what you think, I arrive, - Okay,
Hello?
A thousand years, guy!
The cell phone was on silent,
We prepared a drink and the Jungle Speed,
- No, it's okay, - We're doing a Time's Up,
The girl is cool,
- What do you mean ? - [Dylan] Frankly,
she is a good delirium,
- Okay, So,,, - [Dylan] I'll call you back,
[He hangs up,]
What were we talking about?
We were talking about the fact,,,
[Vibrator]
[Dylan] I'm sorry,
I settle that and I arrive,
- Okay, - I am sorry,
Don't worry,
- Hello? - [Nina] Seriously?
Are you hanging up on me?
No need for an emergency exit, She is cool,
Ok, I don't give a fuck,
[Nina] You don't
hang up on me, okay?
You're releasing, I'll call you later,
[Dylan] I'll explain it to you, Good night, [Tone]
Okay ! Good night,
Go ahead, have a good evening! Okay !
It is all good,
It's okay, but,,,
I'm telling you, if you're the type to
have several girls at the same time,
it's not my thing,
Not at all, [Alarm]
You won't believe me, but she's my best friend,
I had planned like you,
That is true ?
I look like a jerk,
[Server] Excuse me,
I have a call for the owner of the blue convertible,
- [Server] In the parking lot, - Isn't that your car?
No,
I am told that the convertible
belongs to Dylan's little cock,
[Laughs]
She is here ?
Yes ! He's there,
- [Server] Yes, I'll pass it to you, - Fuck, Nina,
[Server] We can applaud him,
[Laughter and cheers]
[Jules] It's awesome! You made the opening!
I'm going to make a little coffee,
Hello !
Hello,
Cassandra, Jules, my partner,
Hi, Cassandra,
- Salvation, - Nice to meet you,
The same,
Yeah,
Well I'm leaving you, Me, I'm going to go, I'll go,
I'm not chasing you, Another coffee?
I really have to go, Thank you,
- How much do I owe you ? - It's for me,
You opened,
So this is for you?
So this is for me,
Thanks, that's cool,
Good,,, See you!
Yeah,
- Thank you, Hi, - Salvation,
[Jules] Admit, she has something,
Yeah, she's got something,
It wasn't as usual,
You enjoyed it, What about Nina?
What, Nina? [He exclaims,]
Nina, this is my mate, and there you go,
Now it's dead for sure,
[Nods,] Of course,
What?
What? Give birth!
Run away from me, I'm running away from you, it's you that I am!
I did not understand,
[Lulu] Ujjayi breathing, we breathe through our nose,
- Position of the nervous cat, - [Nina] He spends a whole evening
with a Cassandra, he's not calculating us, and you're okay?
And we breathe out!
Hollow back,
She tells about her shitty life on her shitty
reality show, but she doesn't see Dylan!
It's dog upside down,
He's a junkyard dog! You're right,
You are jealous ?
The guy tells us, "Come on vacation,"
He said, "Come on,"
If you invite, you stay with the people,
- [Nina] It doesn't make sense! - Bad karma!
[Lulu] This is crazy!
You are not focused,
[Lulu] You listen to nothing,
I have the chakras open!
But what are you doing ?
[Lulu] Do you want to mess with the psychopath?
I hypnotize him with my ball,
[Jackal] I think he's enjoying it!
No one hypnotizes you!
He's a weird rapist psychopath!
[Nina] He sucks apples! [To laugh]
There, he wants to cut your body and put it in a safe,
I don't mind if he ken me first,
She disgusts me,
- It's too much, - [Jackal] At worst,
I call "Dylan the wrestler"!
Dylan the what? What is the valve?
You do not know ?
No I do not know,
[Jackal] Lulu will show you,
You will not be disappointed,
- [Lulu] Here, - Go ahead,
I'm warning you, it's bars!
Are they bars?
[Jackal] Look at this picture!
You made a search,
Did you do a search without me? Like, are we friends?
But it's a good search, well done!
Wait, you haven't seen everything!
- Is there anything better than the wrestler? - Yes,
The letter,
- But no ! - Yes,
- He kept it, - Yes,
Stopped !
"Little Nina,
"I'm talking about you, because with your little voice,
"your little quirks,
"you have poured over my life thousands of roses,,,"
Who ?
Who writes that at eleven and a half? Who ?
Person, That's why he copied Francis Cabrel,
It's still too cute!
Yeah!
"Will you go out with me ?"
I wrote: "Never in my life!"
- Like a bitch, - [Nina] Yeah,
We are bitches and you are a fool,
[Lulu] Yes, but stop there!
Stop, it's suck!
Go ahead, I'll stop,
- Lulu, she's arching, - But stop !
Piss off,
- But stop ! - We're going to hide you,
[Jackal] You're screwing my credibility there,
You are not credible!
I have a letter from Goldman!
- [Nina] But your race! - [Lulu] You're unbearable,
What is happening ?
What did he do ?
What is this madness ?
What did you want for your 13th birthday?
- Bradley Cooper, - I got better,
Come see, come see,
You'll love, you'll see, Look look !
[All] Surprise!
Have you seen the castle?
Unbelievable ! Tema, over there!
[Happy music]
[Dylan] Easy, Lulu,
You are going to burst the castle,
[Screams]
[Nina] Come on, Dylan! Go!
[Dylan] Come on!
Oh no ! It's not my thing,
I'm afraid ! Stop!
[Laughs]
- [Nina] Me, I'm playing! - [Dylan] Lance,
Wood ! And drink!
He has them everywhere!
Lulu, over to you,
[Jackal] How are they doing?
- They exhaust me, - They drink less than you,
Have you looked at yourself? You read all afternoon!
You remind me of Joey Starr,
Is it going well or what ?
You are having fun ?
- Serious, - Is it phew or not?
A bouncy castle! A castle !
And Dylan?
Yeah, he's cool,
Sorry, he's beyond cool!
Who remembers ad vitam æternam your thirteenth birthday?
That's not the question, It is: who says "ad vitam æternam"?
It's really phew what he did,
Yeah, he's super sweet,
It's downright a declaration of love,
Nina, are you blind or what?
The castle, the confetti,,, Who does
that? Who puts a castle in his garden?
Even sorrel and with
kids, I never do that!
They were not born, they are already pissing me off,
[Nina laughs,]
Why are we talking about this?
- I don't think of him like that, - Stop seeing him as a friend,
- No, - [Jackal] It's okay 5 minutes!
- At some point, you have to ken! - But,,,
Jackal, you really have a problem!
They haven't confessed their feelings,
It's not going to be an epistolary relationship,
[Lulu] They already have to confess their love,
[Jackal] At one point, it takes ken,
Have you known love without an ass?
- [Lulu] No, - I often know the reverse,
[Lulu] In the provinces, people are much nicer than in Paris,
On the bench, a guy
with dreads pushed me,
It was great, there was a feeling,
- Ah! Nina? - Yeah,
I have someone to introduce you to,
[Rock music]
- Salvation, - Salvation,
Nina, my best friend,
Dylan really told me about you,
It's cool,
Will you offer me a drink?
- [Dylan] Yeah! - Do you want something?
No, that's cool,
- OK Go ahead,
- See you later ! - [Nina laughs yellow,]
[Jackal] You see, her,
- she won't wait for the ken, - Yeah,
Don't worry,
Play softly!
Dylan, will you give me your seat?
- Yeah, if you want, Here, - Thank you,
- Ok, are you ready? - Yeah, go ahead,
[Rhythmic music]
[Jackal yells,] Sorry!
- [Cries of joy] - 1-0,
- It's really,,, - It doesn't pass the net,
[They are screaming,]
- Go get the ball, - To do again,
- There is no net! - Usually it's a net!
- It does not work, - The professional referee!
[Dylan] Well done!
[Cassandra] Shall we continue?
We must not let go, The important thing is to participate,
- It's dangerous, - Stop, Nina,
But I am in control,
It's very annoying,
- Look at my iep, - [Laughs]
And two !
[Dylan] Come on!
Go ahead, Nina! Go!
[Cries of encouragement]
[Groan]
I do not understand !
Go!
The racket, it stinks!
Slowly slowly,
Okay okay,
Nina, it's okay,
We have a drink ?
- Get out, Get out, - Cassandra?
Don't you understand "get out"?
[Exclamations]
[Groans of effort]
Go!
[Nina is screaming,]
[Nina] Thank you!
Thank you !
Nina!
68-69,
Match point,
I will win with 2 points,
Save your saliva and serve!
[The crowd cheers them on,]
[Woman] Come on, serve!
[Man] Come on, girls!
[Cry of pain]
[Exclamations]
[Nina] Oh, shit! [Lulu] Oh, my God!
♪ [All] Nina, Nina, Nina ♪
♪ Nina, Nina ♪
♪ Nina, Nina, Nina ♪
[They sing "I Will Survive",]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
[Cheers]
I couldn't believe it, I swear,
You played well,
But serious ! Setbacks!
You have a beat, it was amazing to watch,
At one point, I told myself that I would never get there,
No, but your hand!
- I am so happy, - Well done !
- Well done, - Oh dear !
- Are we going to drink something? - Serious,
You are the ping-pong world champion!
Hi,
- Salvation, - Did you sleep well ?
- Good and you ? - Yeah, I prepared your bowl,
The Red,
Do you think my red bowl will make me forget about ping-pong?
- [Nina] It's okay! - You were slack yesterday,
No, it was a good night, but she bothered me a
bit with her denim shorts and her ball in them,
She was moving and the ball was there, intact!
It bothered me a bit!
I didn't know jealous Nina,
In short, I want to do a crazy activity that will make girls happy,
It works,
And you can bring back Cassandra "little-ball-which-does-not-move",
There is no jealousy,
Hello,
- Salvation, - It's okay ?
- Are you okay, Lulu? - Yeah,
Damn !
We did not buy back any kiwis,
I can't do my yum,
Lac de Guiche?
We're going to Lac de Guiche,
No, we said hike,
No, hell! Have you seen us?
They announce a storm,
- Is that so ? - [Dylan] Yeah,
- Pity, - I am disgusted,
Pity,
It's a shame, yes,
[Jackal] I'll give you the horoscope,
Lulu, love:
a perfect month for dating,
but shut up toxic people,
- Shut your mouth then! - [Jackal] Bitch!
Have they calmed down or should I bring a mouthguard?
- They didn't do it on purpose, - Okay,,,
But no, really!
[Calm music]
- You want to play ? - I've had my fill of snowshoes,
Won't you put some cream on me instead?
I prefer cream!
I prefer that,
Are we at this stage?
[Lulu] Hello,
- Salvation, - Hello !
Oh yeah ! It looks like that, OKLM!
- Quiet, - Do you happen to be polite?
In fact, buttocks, I had not recognized you,
I saw an ass and a head in the grass,,, Sorry!
Is Nina not here?
She has embarked on a hazardous niche,
She typed behind and in front,
You should get off your horse before she arrives,
Is it me, the horse?
[Dylan] It's not going to start again!
- [Dylan] We're going to the water, - We ask ourselves,
I have 130 pages to read,
- Oh, Lulu! - [Jackal] Tell me,
since you're osteo, don't lose your hand,
[Nina] Hi!
- Are you okay, Cassandra? - I'm fine and you ?
Yeah, great! Where is he, Jules?
He is coming !
Are we going to the cliffs?
- Yeah, - We're going kifer,
- Are you hot? - Crazy !
- I'm taking a pedal boat, - I hope so,
I'm going swimming!
It is far,
I like prolonged physical efforts,
[Nina exclaims, shocked,]
Does she know it's 2 balls, the pedal boat?
[Sensual music] It's okay, 2 balls, I give him,
- What? - What the hell, Phoebe Halliwell?
Do you have a premonition?
Of course, pedal boat, "I like the physical efforts,"
[Lulu] Are you going to jump?
Yeah, I think so,
- You have to do it, - We'll see,
It is absolutely necessary to do it,
[Nina] After that, it's doable,
- But damn, how high it is! - I'm not going!
- It's clear, - We're going there together ?
- But,,, - [Screams]
Damn, you suck!
Go ahead, let's jump!
Jump whoever you want, I go there on foot,
Nina, come on, we jump together,
- Show me, I watch, - If you want,
we jump together,
Calm down, little mermaid, my girlfriend is thinking,
Okay ! No problem,
What are you doing ?
- You let yourself go! - I'm afraid !
You are funny,
- you have courage, full of qualities! - I love life,
- I'm afraid, - Jumped up !
You can jump together,
Hey ! YOLO!
I'll let you think, I'll go,
YOLO?
She does, that's for sure, She said "YOLO",
- [Lulu] No! - [Dylan] Sure, she's jumping!
[Wonderful music]
[Whistling]
[All of them] Oh, the bitch!
Hats off, the artist!
Not a splash!
[Dylan] Well done!
- I never saw that ! - A feather !
She swims well, too,
Is that him, Jules?
He's hot, in fact!
It's not really my style,
[Nina] It's nobody's style,
- It's no, - She was good,
Whore ! It's "Incredible Talent"
for you pécho,
- She was good! - What are you doing ?
[Lulu] Go back up here!
You are going to have fun!
[Dylan] It's no use,
[Nina] Breathe!
Jackal, you are going to kill yourself! It is useless !
[All] No!
[Howls]
She is dead !
She's dead,
[Lulu] Are you okay?
- No, it's not, - She's not answering,
She swims more,
Do not move ! We will come and help you,
It's okay ? Catch me,
[Fairytale music]
It will be fine,
[Fireman] Don't worry, ma'am,
- Your companion is here, - Let go, sir,
[Lulu] I have her things,
I bring them home,
I will follow her,
Does it bother you?
No, that makes me happy,
To go to the hospital?
Yeah, I like everything that is prick, stretcher,
The soup, the bleach,
I go, they are waiting for me, [Dylan laughs,]
- [Jules] Is she okay? - Hello!
It's Jules,
I'm afraid of that,
It will make an incredible couple!
- We're going kifer! - Fortunately he's here,
He has the fantasy of having sex in the hospital,
- It shows, - [Nina] Anything,
- [Dylan] Who says that? - Where can it be seen?
[Soft music]
- [Dylan laughs,] - Come on!
Come on, 3 times! Eat !
Here ! Gift !
- What's this ? - You draw,
- No, but,,, - But what?
You throw away your cards,
[Jackal] Hello!
Are you okay, Nana?
You waited ?
You might need to get some rest, right?
No ! It's going to be cool,
I stay so,,,
No, frankly! Just enough time to take a shower,
Maybe it was a little impressive, but,,,
Cool !
- Cool ! - Cool !
- It seems like, - [Jackal] I'm coming,
[Rhythmic music]
Salvation !
- You're okay ? - Good and you ?
- [Nina] Hi! - There are a lot of us here,
I set you a table,
Shall I make you a bucket, as usual?
[Nina] The guy knows everyone, Looked !
[Dylan] Are you okay?
- It's okay ? The form ? - What's up mate ?
Whose ? Whose ? Whose ?
- The DJette! The DJette! - No !
Yes, 5 bullets, there it is,
[They are screaming,]
Salvation ! It's okay ?
- Come on, let's dance, - No,
I will return the track,
As a main course, like Jackal?
It wasn't a dish,
She has her own style,
You're ahead of your time, but they're not ready,
- Even I am not ready, - No, you're not ready,
[Cheers]
We are going to dance !
Calms you ! Calms you !
Jackal, you're going to kill him! He's not used to it!
[Electro music]
Go girls !
Come dance !
[Nina screams,]
[Screams]
[Howls]
Dylan ! Come !
No, go ahead ! Go ahead !
Go! Come !
[Boss] Dylan!
- Who is he? - My best friend,
She is top!
Why is she showing up?
- What? - It sucks, the kuduro,
[Jackal] Come on, Nina!
Come ! Come !
- Come on, Lulu! - [Nina] Yeah, Lulu!
Easy, eh!
[Jackal] Come on, Nina!
Come !
- I don't know how to dance, - Don't worry,
I put my leg on your shoulder and you slip,
As in "Dancing with the stars",
You're crazy !
That's why you love me, Are you ready ? Let's go !
Are you hot?
Where are Rocky and Adrienne?
- I saw him get kicked out, - It's not them, over there?
It's okay ?
She's just shocked,
Ok, But are you okay? You look hurt,
It's nothing,
Shall we meet at home?
I bring her back, She doesn't want to go home alone,
Okay,
Doesn't that bother you?
At all,
With what you've been through, it's normal,
OK, thanks,
Okay,,, sorry, again,
I'm sorry it ends like this,
There's no denying it, you're
really the queen of kuduro,
You make me really happy!
It's the most exploded title in the world, but it touches me,
Okay,
[Dylan] Shall we go?
Yeah,
I come back soon,
Okay,
[Jules] Okay,,, In the car, girls,
[Jackal] Yeah, here we go,
See you soon !
When he says that, he spends the night with her! Don't lose them,
- I'm not losing them, - Go ahead, I'll call my mother,
I call my mother,
You're not gonna call your mom, It doesn't happen,
- [Jules] And she won't answer, - [Mom] What's wrong?
- Where are you ? - It's Jackal!
- [Mom] Hi, - This is Jules, we're going to live together,
He learned it at the same time as you, I believe!
- [Nina] Go ahead! - With Jules, we,,,
Dylan was looking at me like I was the craziest,
[Nina] We were going to kiss,
I was the most beautiful in his eyes!
There, he accompanies a girl!
Wait, she was assaulted,
Shut up !
- [Mom] Yes, shut up, Jules! - Nobody talks to you,
Sorry, Excuse me ma'am,
[Mom] You're not alone, there are the girls
and the Jackal hostage, If I have any advice,
Drop it, You are friends, this is the most important,
No, mom, you didn't understand, I love it,
I like it like a mountain of salmon,
like an unlimited card in Gifi,
I like it as if I was stepping into 34,
It makes me crazy !
- [Mom] Okay, Jules, - Here,
Yes, mamoune?
[Mom] Go for it and don't let go!
I am very serious with you, I cannot be closer!
[Nina] Go ahead, glue, glue!
[Nina] What are they doing here?
Say goodbye and forever,
"little-ball-which-does-not-move",
[Cassandra] This is it,
Here we are,
- What do you mean ? - Now is the time to make your choice,
I do not understand,
[Little laugh]
I'm not gonna get stuck between you and your best friend,
So,,,
either you go up or you go back,
What I mean is,,,
it's either Nina or me,
We see nothing, Light the fires, Jules!
Come,
[Mom] What's going on?
Explain me,
He left with her,
We call you back,
[Sad music]
[Lulu] You know,
Dylan is a good guy, He doesn't sleep on the first night,
- Stopped ! - She, on the other hand,,,
It's okay, we're breaking up,
Go on, roll it up, baby!
[The sad music continues,]
Well done,
You managed to escape without me calling you,
Top !
Nothing happened,
I took the time to tell him that,,,
you are the woman of my life,
That's crazy,
I put winds on you from CE2
and the only time you put one on me,
I want to die outright,
I always forbade myself to kiss you or,,,
to imagine something other than our delusions of friends,
but lately I have realized
that with you that I am good,
It's only with you that I laugh, that I smile, that,,,
that I am living my best life,
And lately, I've even liked to please you, in real life,
But it scares me,
I'm afraid of ruining everything, actually,
What is this idea of ​​wanting to get caught?
We can lose so much,
And at the same time, just to think that,,,
you can kifer a chick, it drives me crazy,
Because I want to be the only one,
Yeah!
I'm telling you, I want to be with you,
I want to be with you,
I want to marry you, I want us to have a Kangoo,
I want to have parties
every day, even Thursday,
I want to go to the swimming pool, I just want to have fun,
Because you're the man of a lifetime,
You're the man of my life,
So, I don't understand,,,
["Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Marvin Gaye]
You know that there,,,
you are going to have to purify your zgueg,
- About what ? - Ah, it's good,
He saw too many people,
[Dylan laughs,]
Must do a big cleaning,
I swear,
New look for a new life,
[Laughs]
[The music continues,]
[Dylan laughs,]
[Nina] What did I say?
My darling ! I'm so glad to see you!
[Cathy laughs,]
Are you okay?
You took a long time, You've been here for a week,
We had to oust the girls you present to him,
I thought of several options for the dress, You will decide,
I mean, it's up to you!
Hello, mom, right?
[Cathy] I am hesitant about the colors of the dress,
[Cathy] There will be the tent, There, the buffet,
There, we can dance, As you wish,
It's a possibility,
Won't you sit down, mom?
Thank you for the suggestions,
anyway, In the top ! Really,
[Nina] We'll think about it, Huh?
Of course, we'll think about it,
[Nina] And as soon as I come
down, we talk about it again,
When are you moving?
[Nina bursts out laughing,]
What do you mean ?
You're not going to stay in Paris indefinitely!
- No ! - They're all crazy up there!
And distant love stories,,,
Take a seat at Dylan's!
You're not going to start,
She has plenty of things to do in Paris,
And above all, there is my work in Paris,
Finally ! You will find, finally!
It's not the job that lawyers lack,
If we talk about it around
us, with Dylan, you'll find out,
- It is not false, - [Nina] We'll see,
- OK we will see ! - Very well,
[Cathy screams,]
I almost,,,
I almost forgot to tell you about Patoche!
A video artist friend who
makes sublime wedding films!
He loves orangutans,
but he films humans very well,
Ah,
- Magnificent ! - [Dylan] We'll take Patoche, then!
- Yes, - Extraordinary! I love !
[Together] I love it,
I love,
Thank you, So, I tell you next Wednesday,
Goodbye,
- [Jules] That smells good! - So ?
Go ahead tell me !
Okay !
They are all unanimous, they loved my file,
- Ok, - Wednesday,
I see Maître Charvoux,
the best lawyer in Paris,
because they want,,,
- Come on! - Offer me a C,D,I, !
[Cheers]
[Laughs]
- This is so good! - Awesome !
I am so happy ! Damn, you did it!
It's incredible ! That's crazy !
- I'll have my personal lawyer, - It is true, sir!
It consoles me a little at the idea of ​​leaving soon!
Me, I'm not going back up with you if you don't mind,
What?
- It's my fault, - I'll stay a while,
- Unbelievable ! - [Lulu] Awesome!
This is so good!
I can help you at the bar!
I find it changed, the idea of ​​you staying,
I raise my glass to friendship, vacation and love!
If that's it, misery,,,
[All] As long as it lasts!
She said something that is not vulgar,
[Together] It's true,
I make her romantic,
That's right, her mother's fucking!
[Nina blows,] Oh!
They invent that and after: "5 fruits and vegetables per day",
- I love you ! - [Dylan] Easy!
It has been a long time,
- Its good ! - No, there is fruit!
Burrata, P,Q, and it's good!
Why don't you act like a Jackal?
Because Jackal, in Paris, she is a dog groomer!
I'd rather have you at the bar,
It would cost less,
- Ass paper! That one, - Take this one,
Him, he attacks the uc, He is expensive,
- They're the same, - Carry me !
- Oh, Nina, - It's for the P,Q,!
Go ahead !
Hold on, A,,,
- Take your time ! - Of them,,,
- Leg, - 1st leg,
The hand,
Yes,
I'm shaking,
[They laugh,]
One and two!
Come on,
- What are you doing ? - I'll ask you,
No, like when we were little, We do the horse,
- We're not gonna do that, - Please,
But no !
- I'm not going down! - [Dylan] I don't,
[He does the horse and she laughs,]
Again ! Faster ! Gallop!
Its good,
- Its good ? - Yeah,
I love you, Stay here,
- Dylan,,, - What?
You told me our 1st "I love you" in the P,Q,
I agree,
No one will have a 1st "I love you" like us,
Burrata!
Faster than that !
[Nina] Quick, quick, quick!
[Electronic beeps]
111,47 euros, sir,
Hold,
[Machine] Failed,
Failure,
What are you doing here?
I check the tickets,
Looks like you are photocopying them,
I do my job,
Do you work at the fraud center?
We had problems with counterfeit tickets,
There is a protocol when I notice the presence of a fake banknote,
Are you stronger?
[Dylan] I pay by card,
- Here, - No no no !
No, we pay in cash, not
in card, We are not kids
to make fake banknotes,
With all due respect, I have never seen an adult in a shopping cart,
- Come on! - Repeat what you said,
No, It will be resolved very quickly,
I know these leases, it goes wrong,
- It's going to safety, - [Nina] She broke down,
She cracked!
- [Nina] But you're crazy! - Security at checkout 3,
Security at checkout 3,
Thank you,
I pay by card,
[By imitating him] Me, I am waiting for the "security at checkout 3",
What is happening here ?
She was going to leave without paying,
What are you saying Did you go crazy?
- But who are you? - Who are you?
[Nina is screaming,]
[Cashier] Let go of my hair!
[Cashier] Security, what are you doing?
[Playful music]
So yes, We're going to go up that way,
You come ?
We are going to meet horses, it is a rather easy hike,
There will be goats, sheep
and even a pond with ducks,
Great !
You did see ? We can already see the top!
- You see ? - Yeah!
I'm fed up !
You're releasing! Come on, come on,
Jumped up,
There are wild sheep!
[Nina] We can take a breather,
- Are you out of breath? - Yes,
I'll kill you!
[Bleating]
[Barking]
[The cheerful music continues,]
Too pretty !
Do you have to throw in the water? Are you going to stay stuck?
- Come ! - She's not jealous,
[Lulu] Think of
me, I'm all alone!
- You want ? - We think about her,
It excites me !
[Lulu] They are boring,
[A telephone rings,]
Nina, can you put my phone on the table?
Thank you,
What's this ?
Are you talking to Cassandra?
I don't speak, I answer,
She said to you: "How are you?"
You asked the question,
But why are you looking?
That's not the subject,
The subject is,,,
why are you talking to the one you were supposed to be with?
She's a friend, What are we talking about ?
[Nina] No, that's not a friend,
That's a pretty little ass,
The crazy thing is that I haven't gone back to
Paris that you are already preparing your plans,
Don't go, then,
What?
I am sorry, I shouldn't have done that,
What are you doing ?
It can not be seen ?
[Dylan] Are you serious?
Are you really going to leave for this?
It's not like I'm on Pique Dick,
You are really stupid,
You know what, I love you,
Dylan, but you're ruining everything!
When we made the promise to never grow up,
I think we didn't understand each other,
You are afraid of becoming an adult,
And you'll never, ever be able
to engage with anyone, With nobody,
[She closes her suitcase,]
[Nina] Come on, Lulu, let's get moving, Pack your suitcase, we're breaking up,
I will help you,
How nice,
- Kiss! - Ma Lulu,
- You call me ? - You're calling me,
I tell you when we arrive, I'll miss you,
- Shut up ! - Dylan !
Thanks, except for the last 5 minutes,
I absolutely loved the holidays,
Ah, my Jules!
- See you, - Be careful,
Yeah, I promise!
Go on, get out of there! I don't need you!
[Nina laughs,]
[Lulu exclaims, admiringly,]
You are so pretty !
- It's okay ? - Yes !
- You took it from me with,,, - Coconut milk,
[Barking]
[Police sirens]
I know I'm speed,
Yes I know,
I have to deliver your coffee to you,
I'm here, Tell me, There is the gossip of the year,
[To laugh]
I'm going to change jobs,
Are you out of the Old Camper?
But no !
Why ?
Yes No, I dunno, Go ahead, say,
I will be increased,
And I go to the high mountain radius,
Crazy!
For the salary! Crazy!
I am so happy !
I'm going to change apartment, I stop urinating on the landing,
The girl is bourgeois,
- A little, - Lulu broke, guys!
I am so happy, You rock !
Jackal told me you no longer answer the phone,
[Nina nods,]
I love her, but she gets me drunk,
[Nina] Every time, she
dies of love for Jules
or she tells me to answer Dylan,
You can call him back,
I have nothing to say to him,
Do you have anything to say to him?
[Lulu] You've been friends since childhood, you called each
other every day, and you have nothing more to say to her?
Here ! He makes his life, I make my life,
Everything is fine, I drink coconut milk and he manages chicks,
He doesn't manage girls, You freaked out, he freaked out,
[Lulu] You put the pressure on yourself,
You are hiding behind an old message,
Are you defending him now?
I am defending no one, It's just,,,
I don't want you to mistake bladders for lanterns,
I don't even know what that means,
[Soft music]
[The phone vibrates,]
[The phone vibrates again,]
- Hop! Sorry for the waiting ! - We almost waited,
- Please ! - I haven't forgotten you,
So ?
I hope he didn't screw up,
- Have you been to his house? - [Jules] He's not answering,
You go back and you come home,
- Break a diamond, do something, - Yeah,
You can leave me all alone, I manage,
We do that, yes!
Now it's bar service, You move your ass!
Madam, excuse me,
The staff take a break,
[Glass breakage]
[Jules] Poto? It's okay ?
[Jules] At least you're alive,
You're yucky, but,,,
you are alive,
Dracula, I opened a little because that,,,
- A small cafe, - Thank you,
A small glass of water,
I will do it,
Jules, leave, Really,
Jules!
Can you hear when I talk to you?
I don't need you to tidy up,
I know you don't need me to tidy up,
You don't need anyone, This is the problem,
You have your car all clean, your house tidy,
You will end up alone,
You go to the girls that you ken so that they do not screw up,
The truth, do you know what it is?
You're afraid they'll stay,
Nina, she's fucked up, You told me about it H-24, You know why ?
She was not free,
When she dumped her boyfriend, you freaked out,
[Jules] And it's because you pushed her to do that,
So think, please,
Instead of tidying up at home, clean it up in your head,
[Melancholy music]
Nina!
What are you doing here ?
I'm waiting for you up there,
It's not the moment, I have nothing to tell you,
I need to talk to you, You had to pick up your phone,
OK Go ahead,
I'm sorry, Nina,
It's my fault,
But I love you,
I can not stop thinking about you,
When I open my eyes, when I close them,
I love you since CE2,
There it is, your problem, You only live in the past,
I love our memories too, but we should have stayed friends,
That's all,
And stop calling me, stop!
[Alarm]
- It will be fine ? - Yes do not worry,
[Brother] Who was it?
- A mistake, - [Judge] You again?
- You know him ? - Another mistake,
[Dylan] Nina!
You can't throw me like this!
It's not the moment,
No,
I won't leave until you listen to me,
- What now ? - Another cock problem,
[Dylan] That's exactly it!
A small cock problem,
A cock who was afraid to grow up,
Fear of loving, to suffer in return,
- We're all afraid of that, actually, - [Nina blows,]
To suffer,
But I'm not afraid,
Because I love you,
I love only you,
I love everything about you,
[Dylan] I like it when you get confused, when you sleep with your eyes open,
when you leave your wet towel on the bed,
when you sing out of tune,
[Judge] Good,,,
I say this one last time, Stop putting on a show,
I don't care, I want to go with her,
It's with you that I want to be,
It is you that I love,
So, my love,
I want to be an old jerk with you,
What are they doing ?
It's not Cabrel,
No !
[Romantic song]
[Applause]
Officers, get them on board!
[Guest] Bravo!
[The romantic song continues,]
Lulu!
Jules, the alliances!
Well done !
[Cheers]
[Guest] Breathe, Jules!
[Cheers]
[Guests] The bouquet! The bouquet !
The bouquet ! The bouquet !
[Screams]
Lulu!
[The romantic song continues,]
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