Here are Jason's toys,
Perhaps the children here will want them,
Thank you,
I know you did all that you could,
Helen Modig,
No, the problem with Derek is that he talks a better game
than he plays, Just,,
Yeah, hang on,
He's still emailing me,
Yeah, can you call him? We really got to get on the road,
Yeah, the new house,
- What's in the bag, mommy? - Money,
- Really? - Oh,
No, sweetheart, mommy's on the phone,
Yeah, no, he smells money, but he's got nothing to offer,
- Okay, everybody in the car, - Everybody in the car!
- 'Everybody in the car!'
- Everybody in the car, - Okay,, Okay, okay,
- Can we not shout it? - Everybody in the car,
- Everybody in the car! - Shh! Shh!
Everybody in the car! Everybody in the car!
Shh!
Okay, yeah, everybody, we really need to go, Okay,
Is David still in the house?
Yes, Mrs, Cashman,
Rose, please, Call me Hannah,
"Mrs, Cashman" sounds so old
and I'm just not ready to go there yet,
Okay, Hannah,
He's talking to Alicia?
Yeah,
God help him,
Why can't I just stay here?
All my friends are in town, I'm old enough,
- No and no, Come on, - Ugh,
Uh, no hands, please?
Prisoners have rights, too,
So how's she doing?
She'll be okay,
She just really wanted to spend Christmas with her mother,
Yeah, well, speaking of exes
their father didn't even bother to bring presents,
Said it was too commercial,
Come on, guys!
We're so excited!
How did the Bradys make this look so easy?
♪ Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way ♪
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh,, ♪
So what is this place again?
Um, Hannah found this place,
Hannah? What is this place again?
Hang on, One second, Alicia,
Okay, we don't need a bridge loan, we need Renee
to sign off on the permits so we can get to work,
Yeah, you're okay with the delay
because you're not the one paying for it,
Babes, why don't you just get off the phone?
I'll call them on Monday,
No, I can handle it, hon,
- Balls! - Franklin?
'So phone reception will be unreliable, but keep trying,'
'We have to get this deal closed,'
'Okay, Call me as soon as you get the permits,'
♪ Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way,, ♪♪
It's a beautiful, three-story Victorian in the mountains,
Who are you talking to?
- You, - Huh?
- You asked about the house, - Oh, Um, okay,
So it used to be a hosp,,
Um, a-a h,, A children's home,
Yeah, but it's,, It's stood empty for years,
Sounds cheerful,
What was it called?
What?
- What was it called? - Oh, um,,
St, Germaine's Children's Clinic,
- W-what are you doing? - Looking it up,
- I want to see it, - 'Well,,'
You don't need to look it up, we're gonna be there soon
and you can see it with your own eyes,
Dog balls! Ah,
- Franklin! - Okay, that's it,
Everybody, phones away, I'm not kidding,
- Alicia, you, too, - I'm reading about the house,
- Now, please, - What?
I didn't shout dog balls,
This is a family trip and we should spend it as a family
not with our faces buried in our phones,
You should talk,
I'm putting it away, Okay,
Thank you, everyone,
Okay, who wants to sing Christmas carols?
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
♪ We wish you a Merry,, ♪♪
Nobody? Okay,
Balls!
- I said no phones! - I don't have one,
So why would you just say "Balls?"
I don't know, I just did,
- You shouldn't laugh, - 'Uh, okay,'
'We've been driving for hours,'
'How far from civilization are we?'
'Very, And that's the point,'
- 'Is this our new house?' - 'No, honey,'
We did buy it, but not to live in it,
'We're going to fix it up and then sell it'
'like all the other houses, remember?'
Greetings, Cashman family!
Be careful up there, Emmett,
- Okay, - Who's that?
- 'That is Emmett,' - And he's our contractor,
He's been working on making the house livable,
I thought you said this was a family holiday,
This is a family holiday,
Gee, dad, why didn't you tell me we were going
to a condemned building in the middle of nowhere?
I wouldn't have been so reluctant,
Now listen, it may not look like much now
but you have to see past all of this,
You have to envision what it can become,
'For example, I can see a weekend getaway'
'for a tech billionaire,'
'It's a few hours north of the city, near all the ski resorts'
and it comes with a big, fat price tag,
Oh, yeah,
Well, I think it's beautiful,
It will be,
It has all the potential that it needs,
We just have to breathe life into it,
- Okay, - Hey, come on,
Let's go inside, guys,
You know, she's right, It doesn't look like much,
Alicia, you know this is all for you, right?
Your parents have put everything they have into this,
How much did they pay you to say that?
Just tell me, we can split it,
Oh, you're awful,
- And the heat's on? - Yup, The water, too,
Okay, perfect,
Okay, everybody,
Gather around, this is important,
Alright, Everybody, listen up,
This is a beautiful house, but it's old
so there are parts that are unsafe,
So for now, second floor is safe
first floor is safe,
Everyone got that?
That means no one, under any circumstances
goes up to the third floor,
The third floor is not safe,
Zoe, Franklin, Alicia? Okay?
- Okay, - Okay,
What's the Wi-Fi?
Oh, there's no Wi-Fi or phones, Sorry,
Is there food or should I set up some traps
and try to bag a squirrel for dinner?
Funny, sweetie,
There better be a TV,
I'll get your stuff,
Um, everything okay?
Guys?
What if Santa doesn't give us our presents?
They're worried Santa won't know they are up here
and he won't bring their toys for Christmas,
Well, that is not true, Is it, dad?
Absolutely not,
Santa always knows where the good boys and girls are
and he always gets them their gifts on Christmas Eve, Always,
- Okay? - Okay,
I'll get these guys settled in,
Who wants to see their new bedrooms?
- I do! - Okay, let's go,
Um, you know what? I can take them,
Yeah, um, and while we're upstairs
maybe you can bring in the G-I-F-T-S,
- Yes, Mrs, Cashman, - Oh, it's Hannah,
Mrs, Cashman makes me sound like,,
'An evil stepmother?'
Come on, guys, you're gonna love your room so much, huh?
- Hannah? - Yeah?
- Can you come here a minute? - Well, I'm just, I,,,
It will just take a second,
Okay, um,, Yeah,
Okay, guys, Let's go see that room,
- Hannah? - Yeah,
Run,
What? What do you want?
'Franklin, come check out your room,'
Freak,
Rose,
Do you think there's anything
messed up about this house?
We all know how you feel,
No, but look, I found this toy
and it was just sitting there,,,
Well, that's not so weird, is it?
This was a children's hospital, There's bound to be stuff,
No, I was walking into this empty room
turned around, and it was there,
- Alicia, - I swear, I saw,,,
- Alicia! - Listen to me,
Alicia, everyone knows you don't want to be here,
You've made your feelings clear,
And I know it must be difficult to be the child
from the first marriage stuck in the second,
But things happen in life that are beyond our control,
No amount of anger or raging at the sky is gonna change it,
You have to find a way to make peace with it
or it will destroy you,
Okay, Rose, Okay,
You will survive Christmas in the mountains, I promise,
Well, this is hell,
Oh, no,
Run,
Sorry?
What?
Didn't you just say,,
We scared you!
Oh, my,
Yes, Yes, you did,
What are you creeps doing?
I thought you were with your mom,
We were, but she started doing work stuff,
Hm, Mother of the year strikes again,
I love her,
Her name's Bee Sharp,
'Are there other toys here?'
This is mine, I'm a raptor,
Terrifying,
Uncle Monkey!
Kid Crock!
And Rusty,
How do you know that show?
Dad showed it to me,
"I am Kid Crock!
The world's most muscular boy!"
Y, Yak, Y,
Okay, guys, let's unpack,
Hey, you don't want to bring those dirty old things, do you?
'Santa's coming with brand-new toys,'
Guys?
Hello?
Back to our rooms,
Hey, Are you still mad at me?
Do you know how to set this up?
Do I know how to set this up?
Girl, you are talking to the man,
Come on, Let me do this,
Let me see here,
Uh, so Emmett said
he found this whole set-up in the garage
with a bunch of old toys,
This must be how cavemen played video games,
Alright, Uh-huh, and that,,
Wow! Hi-tech,
See?
And you wanted to stay home alone,
I wanted to stay with mom,
Look, I know,
But your mom and I, we have a system
and that system works, so we stick to the system,
You could make an exception,
Look, you're going to be going off to college
in a couple of years, and I want to spend
as much time as I can with you before you become too cool
to spend some time with your old man,
So I made plans for us,
And your mom, well, she made her own,
- Yeah! She's in Bora Bora, - Bora Bora,
Yes, I know,
Beautiful, tropical Bora Bora,
With Graham,
Meanwhile, you're stuck here with your awful father
wicked stepmother and her two evil little children
playing a caveman's video game,
You know what I mean,
I know, I'm being greedy,
I just want to be around you whenever I can,
Now, here's something my parents never said to me,
Why don't you go play some video games, kiddo?
Hey, I love you,
'I just think we play it safe, Hannah,'
- Throw a brace on all of it, - Are they that bad?
They'll be flagged on inspection for sure,
Okay, But do we have that money in the budget?
No, David, there's not money in the budget,
Okay, so where are we gonna find it?
Every house this size has secrets,
- We encounter it every time, - I know,
But it's just this is the biggest swing we've ever taken,
- Yup, - And if we don't,,,
Stop! No,
There's no, "If we don't,"
This is the biggest swing we've ever taken
and it's going to get us the biggest paycheck
we've ever gotten, The end,
Yes, ma'am,
Okay, you laugh, but I mean it,
Let's get to work, Chop-chop,
- Well, so I,, I'm coming, - 'David?'
Better you than me, buddy,
Okay,
- Hey, - Hey,
So in addition to everything else
tomorrow is Christmas Eve and this place
does not look like it, So, we gotta move,
Okay, Got it,
- Did you talk to Alicia? - Oh, Yeah,
And she is definitely angry with her mother
but she would never give me that satisfaction and admit it,
Well, I don't blame her, okay? I'd love to be in Bora Bora too,
Well, her mother didn't invite her,
So she's taking it out on us because she's,,
- She's 15, - She's 15,
Well, you know what, we are going to give this family
the best Christmas they've ever had, right here,
Here, in 24 hours?
That's all the time we need,
And then we're going to restore this house
and make it perfect, too,
We can do it, David,
What the,,
Hey, settle down up there!
And quit throwing stuff around!
Yuck,
It's Uncle Monkey,
You don't know who Uncle Monkey is?
No, Should I know who Uncle Monkey is?
It's a cartoon from my childhood,
♪ Uncle Monkey Uncle Monkey ♪
♪ He's your father's brother who's a monkey ♪♪
Wow!
Has anyone told you you just have
a beautiful singing voice?
- No, - Hm, interesting,
Die, die, die!
World War I was easy,
"'Will you walk into my parlor?' said the spider to the fly
"'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy,
"The way into my parlor is up the winding stair
"and I have many pretty things to show when you are there,
"'Oh, no, no, ' said the little fly, 'To ask me is in vain
"'for who goes up your winding stair
"'can ne'er come down again,
'"I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high,'
"'Will you rest upon my little bed?''
'said the spider to the fly,,"'
Are you okay?
Get out of here, Franklin,
Get out of my room, Now!
Thank you, Thank you,
I see daddy gave you his monkey,
We found him first, Then he ran away,
Where did you find him?
In the magic toy box, In the playroom,
It's very sad in there,
Alicia almost died,
No thanks to you, loser,
- What? - Nothing,
I'm fine,
They're going to get you,
'I don't like brushing my teeth,'
I do,
You have to brush your teeth
to get rid of the sugar bugs,
- I don't have sugar bugs, - No,
Because you brushed your teeth, but if you don't
the sugar bugs come out!
Sugar bugs! Sugar bugs! Sugar bugs!
Oh, no! It's the tickle monster!
This isn't the tickle monster,
These are sugar bugs,
Yeah, dad, get it right,
Oh, My bad,
Babes, um, Renee's on the phone,
- 'It's about the permits,' - Ugh, Can you?
Well, she needs to talk to us both,
She's literally getting on the plane,
'And who knows how long this phone reception will last,'
Mommy, I want a story,
Oh,
Well, I can read them a story,
Alright, Yeah, okay,
One story and then bed, okay?
I love you, guys,
- I love you, too, mommy, - I love you, too, mommy,
Let's go literally hop on this call,
- Okay, - Sorry, babe,
Okay, Ready?
As promised,
"'Twas the night before Christmas
"and all through the house not a creature was stirring
not even a mo,,,"
What's stirring mean?
It means to move around,
So everybody was asleep,
- I knew what it meant, - Did not!
- Did, too! - Guys,
Just once I want to get through the whole story
without being interrupted, Okay? Just once,
What's a children's home?
A children's home is what they used to call a hospital
where they only helped children,
Is your baby in a children's home?
What?
Mommy said you had a baby
and something happened,
No, No, sweetheart,
I got sick, and she was never born,
'Sometimes that happens,'
I'm sorry, Rose,
Oh, That's okay,
Because then I moved here and I met you,
So,,
"'Twas the night before Christmas
"and all through the house not a creature was stirring
not even a mouse,"
♪ What child is this,, ♪
♪ While shepherds watch are keeping ♪
♪ This this is Christ the King ♪
♪ Whom shepherds guard and Angels sing ♪
♪ Haste haste to bring Him laud ♪
♪ The Babe the Son of Mary ♪
♪ So bring Him incense ♪
♪ The King of Kings salvation brings ♪
♪ Let loving hearts ♪
♪ Raise raise a song on high ♪
♪ The virgin sings her lullaby ♪
♪ Joy oh joy for Christ is born ♪
♪ The Babe the Son of,, ♪
M, Moose,
Hello?
Is everything okay?
Rose?
I'm fine, I'm fine,
I tho,, I thought I heard something
and then, I-I don't know,
Must have been a bird, got into the house,
Uh, David?
Uh, okay, I'll go check,
- Everything okay? - I-I think so,
- What happened? - 'I don't see anything,'
I mean, it must have went out however it came in
but we'll check tomorrow, though,
- Are you sure you're okay? - Yes, Yes, I'm fine,
It just surprised me, I'm okay,
We should all go back to bed,
Yeah, if you're sure,
I'm sure, I'm fine,
Hey, come on,
You okay? Really?
No,
What did you mean before about the house?
When you found that toy,
I thought I saw something,
A little kid,
I definitely heard one,
- It said, "Run," - Run,
I was looking it up on the drive,
There's not much, but I saved it,
"St, Germaine's Children's Clinic was established in 1918
"near Mount Baker, for a time, one of the primary sources
"for children's medical care in northern Washington State,
It closed its doors abruptly when,,"
That's it, But why abruptly?
What happened?
That's all it says?
Well, Hannah bought the house,
She had to have researched it,
If there was anything worth knowing,,
She would know,
Guys, after breakfast let's get bundled up and go outside, okay?
Will one of you please talk to me?
What's with Wednesday and Pugsley?
They haven't spoken all morning,
I took the toys away from them last night,
Well, they're back now,
Okay, we're here, Show us,
Do it, You promised,
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Hoo-hoo! Merry Christmas, Zoe!
Merry Christmas, Franklin!
Time to drink and drive!
Oh, whoops!
'Whoo-hoo-hoo!'
- Whoa! - M, Merry, C, Christmas,
M, Merry,,
Bah! Ha-ha-ha! Pain is fun!
You better be good, or Santa won't come,
But, Bee Sharp, now that Zoe and Franklin are here
he's sure to come!
The dude loves kids!
Kids and cookies! That's his deal,
Can he come and join us? Really, is it true?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Then he won't forget us,
Santa won't forget us,
♪ Santa don't forget us this Christmas ♪
♪ Now that there are children there'll be toys ♪
♪ There'll be no sadness after ♪
♪ Santa's heard your laughter ♪
♪ Bouncing off the rafters ♪
♪ Full of Christmas joy ♪
♪ Now that you have joined us we're a family ♪
♪ We stand together all for one ♪
♪ One for all ♪
♪ Nothing will come before us ♪
♪ Not even a dinosaurus ♪
♪ From the ceiling to the floor us ♪
♪ We will have a ball ♪
♪ A ball ♪
♪ Santa can't forget us this Christmas ♪
♪ Promise that you'll visit Christmas Eve ♪
♪ There'll be no sadness after ♪
♪ Santa's heard your laughter ♪
♪ And now that you are here ♪
♪ You'll never leave ♪♪
Ride the wind, Speed Buggy!
Zoe! Frankie!
The playroom,
No, Zoe!
Frankie!
What are you guys doing up here?
What was the one thing that you were told to,,
Kids, get back!
- Give me your hand, - My foot's stuck in here,
Just make sure the kids get back,
Guys, back away,
Towards the wall, not the window,
- Okay, - Okay,
No, my foot's really wedged in here,
- Are you okay? - I'm fine,
Alright,
- I got you, - Okay,
Come on,
'What was the one thing you were told not to do?'
The one thing!
You do not go up to the third floor ever!
Did you see what happened to me?
What if that was you?
Children, answer your mother, please,
Hannah, what happened here?
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about,
No, I'm sorry, Alicia, I don't,
Why did this place close down?
I don't know anything about this place
except for its lack of structural integrity,
'And if a bunch of weird shit happened here years ago'
'it means nothing,'
Here's some advice for you guys,
Bad stuff happens all the time,
And you know what you do?
You put it behind you and you move on,
Yes, Mrs, Cashman,
It's Hannah,
Give me those toys, Now,
Did you say anything about weird shit happening here years ago?
I just said it closed,
- 'Daddy!' - 'Hey, guys,'
Is that our tree?
It sure is, Do you like it?
- So cool! - Awesome!
Well, let's set it up,
Zoe, Franklin, did you tell
your father what happened?
No,
They went up to the third floor,
What? Wait,
We told you guys under no circumstances whatsoever,
- Are we in trouble? - The floor gave way,
The third floor is literally falling apart,
Okay, Okay, um, we'll barricade the stairs,
- I'll get the wood, - No,
Emmett, go home, okay? B-be with your family,
Well, that's another thing, Come here,
Let me show you somethin',
Nobody's gettin' off this mountain today,
Emmett,
- It's-it's Christmas, - It's alright,
I told them I might get stuck in the weather,
The roads will be clear in the morning, I'll get home,
Hey, well, you're gonna be here with us,
And we're gonna have a wonderful family Christmas,
Right, dear?
Exactly, Now, uh,,
Who wants to help mommy decorate the tree?
- Where are the kids? - 'Here we are!'
This is Santa's Elf, he's gonna help us decorate,
Ho-ho-ho!
♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪
♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪
♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild ♪
♪ God and sinners reconciled ♪
There, Where did you say you found these decorations again?
In the garage, There was a whole box of them down there,
Hm, That's funny,
- Why? - No, I m,,
I mean, I just been everywhere
and I didn't see that box anywhere,
- That's all, - Mommy,
Come read our letter to Santa,
Okay,
Thank you,
"Dear Santa, thanks for coming all the way up to the mountain
"to make our Christmas dream come true,
"You are our favorite person ever,
"Love, Zoe, Franklin and Alicia,
"Also, leave a toy for Uncle Monkey,
He is my best friend ever,"
Well, that is so sweet, honey,
It's funny, they, they seem okay now,
I, I wish you were there to see them,
Oh, they were probably just scared, honey, That's all,
I hope you're right,
"My best friend ever,"
An awful goddamn monkey,
You say that about every monkey,
Look, tomorrow morning, after Santa's gone
those toys will be the furthest things from their minds,
I hope you're right,
Hey, look, we've got snow
beautiful tree and fire in the fireplace,
And hammering,
Well, looks like we might have a normal Christmas, after all,
Yup,
Okay, kids, Listen up,
We have had a big, big day
and Santa comes tomorrow
so let's hop upstairs and get ready for bed,
Five more minutes,
- Please, - Please,
Hm, you can have ten more minutes
'but you have to spend them getting ready,'
Upstairs, Teeth and jammies, Go, go, go, go, go,
And leave the toys,
Why?
Oh, uh, Santa's gonna need their help to put out the gifts,
Okay,
Oh, my God, This actually might just work,
Ugh!
Hello?
Frankie!
You ain't up there, are ya?
Hello?
Zoe?
Frankie? Zoe?
Come on, you guys aren't supposed to be up here,
Who's up here?
♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen let nothing ♪
Well, I don't know what Santa's bringing
but we'll be paying the bills for these well into the spring,
Hm, You did it,
It looks good,
♪ To save us all from Satan's ♪
Damn it, damn it, damn it!
Come on, guys, You can't be up here,
It's dangerous!
Zoe?
Frankie,
'Ugh! Jesus!'
It's okay, it's okay, I'll get you guys out of here,
Great,
It's okay, It's okay,
I'll come to get ya,
It's okay, I got ya,
Okay, well, that is our part done,
Rest is up to old Saint Nick,
B, Blood,
Did you hear that?
Bloo,,
Yeah, now it dies,
What the hell?
What was that?
Shit!
Emmett!
- Damn, Emmett! - Emmett?
Oh, my Go,, Oh, my God! Emmett!
- Ah, okay, - Are you okay?
- Oh, my God! Oh, my Go,, - Emmett!
Emmett, look at me, Can you hear me?
- Oh, God, Um,,, - Can't breathe,
Shit! Okay, Hannah, I need you to get me a saw,
Something small so I can get back there,
- Okay? Go, go, go, go! - Okay, Okay,
Hurry! Emmett, look at me, Look at me,
Emmett, look at me, Look at me!
You're gonna be fine, buddy,
Look at me, No, no, no, no, Emmett,
I'm gonna get you out of this, okay?
Hannah! Hannah! Hurry up!
Alright, okay, okay,
- Hannah! - We need towels, a blanket!
S-something to wrap around him,
D, Dead,
- Got it, Here, - Okay, Alright,
Babe, come around this side,
Alright, listen,
Okay, now we need to keep this board inside him
until we get him to the hospital, otherwise,,
- He's gonna bleed out, okay? - Okay,
- Alright, hold on, - Okay,
- Ah,, - You're gonna be okay,
Oh, my God, We got you, We got you,
You're gonna be fine,
Sorry, buddy, it's almost through, Almost through,
- Ah! - Oh!
'Oh, shit!'
- Emmett! Oh! - Emmett!
Uh, oh, God!
Okay, can you hear me? Emmett!
Just blink if you can hear me,
Okay, watch your head, Hm,
Okay, good,
Alright, Okay, babe, wish me luck,
But, David, the road, they're-they're bad,
What if you don't make it back?
There is no what if I don't,
Remember? Look, I'll be fine,
I'm just gonna get him to the hospital
then turn around and come right back,
- I promise, - Okay,
Okay,
Promise,
Alright, hang on, buddy,
Yeah, you got one job, Just-just keep breathing,
Can you do that for me?
What the hell?
Okay, Yes, Signal,
Come on!
Shit!
Ugh!
Alright, it won't be long now, Okay?
Alright, That's right, buddy, Yup, Just keep breathing,
Just keep breathing,
You okay, buddy? Emmett?
Emmett?
Oh, shit!
What the f,,
Hi,
Have you heard anything?
Not yet, but, um,,
I wanted to apologize,
You don't owe me any apology,
No, I do,
What I said to you earlier, about bad things happening
and you just,,, don't think about it and-and move on
it was insensitive,
It's fine,
No, it's not fine,
It's how I live my life
and look where it's gotten us,
This isn't your fault,
Years ago
when this place was still a hospital,,
,,,someone died,
A little boy, from this illness,
They tried to save him, but his mother couldn't accept it,
She went mad with grief,
What did she do?
They said she was already different,
Believed strange things,
No one knows exactly how or what she did
but,,, one Christmas morning,,
,,,they found all of the children
had been killed,
Look, no one who knew what happened here
would ever come near this place,
Except for me,
I just thought, "Don't think about it, Move on,"
Now Emmett is,,
No,
Hannah,
You can't take that on,
You can't,
It's Christmas morning!
What is it?
It's still dark out,
- Did Santa come? - Sweet victory!
Okay! Let's go, Let's go, Come on, Get up!
- Go, go, go! - Let's go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go! Let's go, let's go!
Come on, Go, go, go, go, go!
Santa's got a brand-new bag, and he dumped it right here!
Now that there are children, Christmas is saved!
"Alicia!" Nah, she's not here,
Sorry, Alicia, You snooze, you lose,
Nice knowing ya,
Oops!
Watch this, Ha-ha,,
Oop, oop, oop, whoa, whoa,
Destroy! Destroy!
Here you go!
'Poor kid, Open it, open it!'
'Oh, clothes!'
N, No!
'Burn, burn, burn!'
To dad,
Hey, Rusty, deliver this, will ya?
'No signature required, Ha-ha,'
'Burn it! Burn it!'
Any word yet?
No, Not yet, but I trust your father,
How are those idiots up?
It's Christmas Eve,
Listen to them, They're happy,
We're up here hoping Emmett isn't dead
and they're downstairs laughing,
Alright, I'll go down,
Merry Christmas,
- "To mommy," - I don't see her around,
- Do you? - Can I?
I insist,
'Ha-ha! Yeah, that's it,'
'Destroy, Destroy!'
That's right, Smash the shit out of it!
What the hell's happening?
No, No, no,
This isn't normal,
Why?
I wanna know! Why did you do this?
We didn't do it, they did,
- The toys did it, - They said it was okay,
Take that off!
Go upstairs,
Go upstairs to your room and wait for me,
- But our toys,,, - No! Now!
Go!
Okay, Uncle Monkey
time to warm you up,
Rose!
Rose,, Help me put this out,
What happened?
Who wants to meet the other children?
- What other children? - Come on, I'll show ya,
We got it,
I'm sorry?
I didn't say anything,
I just heard you say,,,
- Let's move! - Forward!
Fuck Christmas,
Where are the children?
Oh, no,
No, no, no!
No!
W, Window, J, Jump,
- Somebody help me, Help me, - Okay,
Help us,
Wait here,
- Come on, kids, Jump! - No, no, no, Don't jump,
- Don't jump, - 'Come on, do it,'
I'm coming towards you, okay? I'm coming for you,
- 'Keep going, keep going,' - No, no,
Stop, Okay, I'm not moving, I'm not moving,
'Ignore the woman behind you,'
Mommy's not moving, okay?
Can you just,, Can you look at mommy for just a second?
For just a second, Please, I just,,
I wanna ask you a question, that's all,
'I just wanna ask you a question,'
Guys, I just wanna know,
You have so many nice toys up here
do you wanna see what Santa brought for you this year?
J, Jump,
- Let's all jump together, - No, No, please,
- I'm coming to you, okay? - Come on, jump!
Don't listen to them, Maybe we can all play with them together,
They don't want that, They wanna be with their new friends,
Jump! Now!
- No! Do not jump, - 'Do it,'
Please, Turn around, Turn around and look at me,
- 'Forward! Forward,' - Look at me!
- 'Shut up, you dusty windbag,' - 'Oh, no,,'
- 'Do it, Do it!' - No!
'Don't listen to them, Listen to me!'
- 'Keep going,' - Jump, Jump, jump, jump!
No! No!
Okay, Okay, You okay? I got you, I got you,
'I got you, Okay,'
Good job, Good job,
'Okay, yeah,'
K, Kill,
Mommy,,
Release Kid Crock! Release Kid Crock!
- Shut up, - No, no, no,
- 'No!' - Rose!
Try to get them down to me,
'No, no, let me out!'
Die, you insufferable snowflake!
I'll slice you up like birthday cake!
'Oh! Is that all you got?'
'Come on, give me some more!'
'Release Kid Crock! Release Kid Crock!'
'That's an order, young lady,'
Mommy,
My babies, Oh,
Did Santa come?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Santa came,
Are you okay?
Yeah, I think so,
Alicia?
So far so good,
I think that's all of them,
- No, - What?
- Where's that, you know,, - That awful monkey,
No! Rose!
Dad,
Alicia,
Dad!
Okay,
- Let's go home, - Okay,
Okay, Okay, I'm gonna read you a story,
I'm gonna read you a story
and then we'll open gifts,
- A short story? - Yes, It's pretty short,
But you'll like it,
"'Twas the night before Christmas
"when all through the house not a creature was stirring,
"Not even a mouse,
"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
"in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there,
'The children were nestled all snug,,"'
♪ Santa don't forget us this Christmas ♪
♪ Now that there are children there'll be toys ♪
♪ There'll be no sadness after ♪
♪ Santa's heard your laughter ♪
♪ Dancing off the rafters full of Christmas joy ♪
♪ Now that you have joined us we're a family ♪
♪ We stand together all for one ♪
♪ And one for all ♪
♪ Nothing will come before us ♪
♪ Not even dinosaurus ♪
♪ From the ceiling to the floor us ♪
♪ We will have a ball ♪
♪ A ball ♪
♪ Santa don't forget us this Christmas ♪
♪ Promise that you'll visit Christmas Eve ♪
♪ There'll be no sadness after ♪
♪ Santa's heard your laughter ♪
♪ And now that you are here ♪
♪ You'll never leave ♪♪
Hurray!