Previously on The Hunting Wives,,,
This is Sophie and her husband, Graham,
They just moved here from Boston,
How did I not know you were married--
and to such a cutie pie?
Have you seen Brad?
He's probably inside with the twins,
I'll go look,
Brad,,,
Oh,
Stop, stop,
We did it before,
Lord God, please remove
this desire from my heart, and Lord God,
please remove this desire from Brad's heart,
I'm sorry, Mrs, Banks,
It won't happen again,
It better not,
Some of y'all may have heard rumors
that I was throwing my hat in the ring for governor,
If you run, everything changes,
You really want people looking at the way we have fun?
It's just you and the gun, one thing working together,
You look like this gal Mandy I used to know,
Why don't you get the fuck out of here?
So what's your deal?
My deal?
I mean, I get not drinking and driving,
but you don't do either,
I had a car accident a few years ago,
I'd had a few drinks,
Fuck,
♪ Just a few come ♪
♪ Just to get high ♪
♪ It's a little too late To be on time ♪
♪ Gin that smells Of turpentine ♪
♪ All I wanna do is ♪
♪ Have a good time ♪
♪ All I wanna do is ♪
♪ Roll the dice ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
Papi!
♪ Has made Whole hearts awake ♪
♪ At the sound Of Jesus's name ♪
♪ Where the spirit of Lord is ♪
♪ There is freedom There is freedom ♪
♪ Where the spirit Of the Lord is ♪
It's like the Allman brothers up there,
They got two drummers,
They have two drummers,
♪ There is freedom ♪
♪ Come out of the dark ♪
♪ Just as you are ♪
♪ Into the fullness ♪
What are we doing here?
This is crazy,
When the boss invites you to come to church,
you go to church,
Whoo!
Wow,
Y'all are singing praise to Him,
How about Holy Horizon Worship?
Can we get a big hand for them?
Aren't they wonderful?
And my wife,
You all know my lovely wife, Jill,
Aw, Hi, everybody,
She is so devoted to Project Life,
to our women's fellowship circle,
But what I'm most in awe of
is how she's opened up our home to the community,
So now I'd like to try
and be as welcoming as my wife,
and I'd like to invite all the first-timers here
to come up to the stage,,,
- Uh, no, - No,
,,,and let us honor you,
Come on!
That's right,
Come on up,
Oh, my God, Graham, Go, go, go,
- Grab him! - Go get him!
- Jack, buddy, - That's right,
Don't be shy,
Come on, come on,
Come on,
Can we get a big old Holy Horizon welcome
to our new parishioners?
That's right, That's right, Welcome, y'all,
Thank you for coming up,
Now, today, we're going to be talking about
the Book of Psalms, Chapter 6,
"I flood my bed with weeping,"
Now, those are David's words,
Do you know why he wrote them?
Hmm?
Because David had sinned,
David had inflicted pain,
David had killed,
And he hated himself for it,
Now, we've all felt that way, haven't we?
I know I have,
You just can't go on,
Maybe you think you don't deserve to go on,
Maybe you think you're unlovable,
But you are not,
Because God has made a deal with us all, hasn't He?
That's right,
And what is that deal?
That deal is love,
And that deal is mercy,
That deal is grace!
Doesn't that sound good?
Yeah,
- Hi, - Hey,
- Hi, - I'm Starr,
Hi, I'm Sophie,
- Nice to meet you, - Nice to meet you,
I hope you don't mind me saying this,
but I thought you looked so happy up there--
like, so peaceful,
Good, Yeah, yeah,
Thank you,
Peace is good,
Yeah, it is,
Oh, hey,
I don't know what you're doing later on,
but if you want to come lend a hand at Project Life,
it's led by the reverend's wife who--
Sophie, Hey, you,
Come on over here,
Are those new shoes?
Those are so cute with the little silver buckle,
- Come here, - I'll see you around,
OK,
Well, I see you made a new friend,
Uh, yeah, I guess so,
She seems really nice,
Mm, sweet as pie,
So what did you think of our church?
It's great,
I knew you would love it!
You looked positively born again up there,
Jesus does love a sinner,
Sinning? Who's sinning?
What'd I miss?
I was actually just invited
to something called Project Life?
Don't worry,
It's just putting together baby care kits,
It's not bombing clinics,
No, because there are no clinics
left to bomb, thanks to us,
At least not in Texas,
Sophie, isn't that your son?
- Oh, oh, oh, - Oh!
Sorry, sorry, Jack,
Jack, no, no,
You sure got one feisty little hound dog there,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Hey, now, word on the street says
that the Sunday school teacher has donuts,
- Do you like donuts? - Yeah,
All right, Good,
Well, you go and look for the lady with the pink box,
OK,
Now, as much as I love communing with the Lord,
maybe it's time to change the tune a little bit,
How about y'all come over to our place tonight
for a proper get-to-know-ya?
Absolutely,
- Now we're talking, - Yeah,
Let's do it, Sounds fun,
♪ Riches I need not ♪
♪ Nor man's empty praise ♪
♪ Thou mine inheritance ♪
♪ Now and always Now and always ♪
I think he's been working out,
Ew, Nina!
He's the pastor,
♪ My heart ♪
- Brad, stop it, - Come on, you guys,
- Hey! Boys, - Brad,
T-minus tres semanas till our mission trip to Mexico,
Now, tell me y'all aren't playing sack tap
in my sanctuary,
Sorry, Pastor Pete,
I tried to get them to stop,
So did I,
Yeah, about that,
I have this basketball clinic at Baylor,
I don't think I can come on the trip,
Wait, why'd I thought the clinic was after?
It's right after,
My mom said she didn't want me to cut it so close,
I bet she did,
We gotta get ready for that car wash, right?
Fundraising,
- All right, - Sorry, Pastor Pete,
- Thank you, - We're doing our part,
Brad,
Fundraising,
Bye,
I got the keys to my dad's new boat for us,
Oh,
See you tonight?
Sure,
Hey, Nina, why don't you take Tinsley
and help the boys find the cleaning supplies?
Whatever you say, Pastor Pete,
So,,,
sounds like Mexico will just be nosotros,
Well, and the rest of the youth mission, obvs,
Yeah,
Is everything all right, Abby?
Uh, totally,
Come on,
I mean, hey, I wasn't always this pious guy,
I used to struggle with,,,
,,,temptation,
It's real,
And it can be challenging, but God can help you,
I know,
But I'm fine,
Really,
All right,
Well, if you ever need to talk about anything,
you call or text anytime, all right?
All right,
Hang in there,
All right,
Thanks,
♪ Look I'm tryna hustle for mine ♪
♪ Feel like Everybody hitting my line ♪
♪ Can't put cap on the grind ♪
♪ No sir Ain't no wastin' my time ♪
♪ Just a Southern playa Shawty ♪
So that was a little weird,
What, megachurch?
Uh, no,
You crying,
I was moved,
Hmm,
And also, the anniversary is coming up,
It's two years,
Oh, right,
So I guess I've just been feeling
a little squirrelly lately,
But now I'm saved by Jesus,
I feel better,
♪ I'm finna be great ♪
♪ Checkin' the wrist Watching the tape ♪
♪ I put in the practice And stay in my lane ♪
♪ And me and my shawty ♪
Hey, y'all,
Hey,
Would y'all care to support our mission?
50 bucks for the deluxe,
Yeah, you guys, uh-- you take Venmo?
Yes, sir,
Great,
How you doing, little man?
I love fish,
He does,
He loves them,
Thanks,
Well, it was a pleasure to meet you,
Mr, and Mrs, O'Neil,
Yeah, hey, uh, do me a favor,
Just be careful with the car,
Don't you worry about it, sir,
I'll treat your gal real nice,
Thanks,
He gendered the car,
♪ Best believe That it's time to shine ♪
♪ Just a Southern playa Shawty ♪
You know, I hate to say it, but you were right,
Oh, yeah?
About what?
Well, if I run,
we're bugs under a microscope,
Oh, thank God,
I'm not saying I ain't running,
I'm just saying you weren't wrong,
Why are you so upset about this?
I don't know-- maybe because of everything about me?
Everything about how we met?
The person you see now,
she hasn't always looked like this,
Come on now,
Everybody loves you,
Each of us has our own higher calling, all right?
This is mine, so get used to it,
Enough said,
You like it, I love it,
Good girl,
Now I gotta ask, is there anything more recent
I should be worried about?
Any-- any bodies to dispose of?
You mean other than all the women
we've watched each other fuck?
No,
What about your brother?
You think he'll be an issue?
Yeah, probably,
Nothing I can't handle,
♪ Cocaine and Mary Jane ♪
♪ Look nice But ain't your friend ♪
♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪
♪ Cold nights The sleight of hand ♪
♪ Let me burn up in the heat ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
Well, shit,
Look who it is,
Planning on moving back in?
Never in my fuckin' life,
Mm-hmm,
Well?
Come on,
Out with it,
I don't know what you did this time,
but you better handle your fuckin' shit,
The one-eyed asshole you owe money to?
I don't know any one-eyed assholes,
The guy who keeps following me around calling me Mandy,
Yeah, that sounds like a you problem,
Don't put your fuckin' guilty conscience on me,
My guilty conscience, huh?
'Cause you're a fuckin' angel,
20K,
That buys me one year, 365 days,
where you keep my name off your lips,
Yeah, an election year should cost you a little extra,
Don't you think?
That is extra,
My lawyer will follow up with an NDA,
You know, you might have fucked and sucked
your way to the top,
but you're always gonna be Mandy from Alba, Texas,
and we're always gonna have the same shitty genes,
One year,
Don't you forget it, Mandy,
Hi, honey,
You home?
I'm coming over,
Come on, girlie,
Open up,
- Hi, babe, - Hi,
Come on in,
Oh, Oh,
Mm,
- What? - Shit,
What?
Damn it!
What?
Hey,
This is gonna be the hardest thing I'll ever have to do,
What is?
What's wrong?
Honey, you know I love you, right?
I know I don't say it, but you know that I do,
Oh, Margo,
I love you too,
We can't keep doing this, honey,
Why?
Why not?
It's Jed,
Fuck,
Does he know?
No, no,
Just he-- he has
this stupid fixation on becoming governor,,,
,,,of fucking Texas,
You know, people are gonna want dirt,
and they're gonna dig,
And you and I both know I ain't no fuckin' Laura Bush,
Laura Bush literally killed someone, Margo,
You know what I mean,
No, never mind all that, Margo,
This is about you and me,
You're right,
It is,
And I wouldn't be able to live with myself
if I dragged you down with me,
Damn it, I can handle it,
- Callie-- - Listen to me,
I know that I got a lot to be thankful for,
I got a great husband,
I got a great family,
I live for 'em,
But the only person that ever made me feel alive
is you,
Sweet baby girl,
you're my heart,,,
,,,but you know we could never really be together, don't you?
Yeah, I know,
Look, I'm not going anywhere,
I'm still your friend,
And I need you to be mine too,
Can you do that for me?
Of course,
I'd do anything for you,
That's all I need to know,
You know what?
I think I'm gonna whip the Beamer out tonight,
Do you think Jed's a vintage car guy?
I think we already look like freaks driving the Tesla,
But I should still wear the bolo, though, right?
They said it was casual,
Oh, you think I'm trying too hard,
No,
That's all right,
You're right,
I can keep it casj-mode,
Me too,
Except I think I'm gonna shave my legs tonight,
Ooh, fancy!
Brad, honey, another piece of chicken?
I'm good,
Oh,
Dr, Mike said 180 grams of protein a day,
OK,
I am so proud of how much money y'all raised at the car wash,
Are you happy?
Yeah,
I heard you were working hard,
I also heard Mrs, Wayne's daughter, Sarah,
said you looked cute,
Cool,
You know, Sarah is a great girl,
Ooh,
You know, maybe you should ask her out sometime,
If you want the boy to eat his chicken,
then let him eat his chicken,
Thanks for dinner,
Mm-hmm,
I'm staying the night at Jamie's,
Mm,
Bye, Mom,
Bye, Dad,
Bye, son,
Chicken's dry,
♪ On the water ♪
♪ When I came to ♪
♪ In the haze Of the sunlight ♪
♪ Neon daze on the port side ♪
♪ My friends on the boat say Get in the van ♪
♪ But I don't take the note ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm in-between plans ♪
♪ I'm in-between plans ♪
♪ I'm in-between 'em ♪
There they are,
Hi,
Welcome,
So good to see you again, honey,
Good to see you,
I mean, this place really is amazing,
- Who designed it? - Oh, no, sir,
No work talk tonight,
OK,
Come on,
Jed's out back cooking up a storm,
Y'all eat meat, right?
- Mm-hmm, - Good,
Oh,
I should have brought a red,
So I really needed both hands,
I mean, she'll tell you sometimes
you need two hands for these types of things,
So I'm fighting to get that thing on the boat,
Honey, come on,
It's all right, They don't mind,
Thank you, Monica,
And I'm starting to figure out
which of my walls I want my marlin to be on,
Oh, please,
That thing was never going on any of our walls,
Honey, Honey,
And then suddenly, there's a shadow underwater,
and a damn hammerhead shark came up and chomped it in two,
Wow, that sucks,
- I know, - OK,
Now that the Gorton's Fisherman is done,
how about we take this party into the great room?
OK, come on, y'all,
- Sounds nice, - Comfortable,
This was so good,
Oh, yeah, Thank you,
Yeah, he's a good chef, that Jed,
Come on, Make yourself at home,
So how did you two meet?
Oh, boring, Internet,
Oh,
How about you?
Oh, we were neighbors,
She was waiting tables,
I was in grad school,
Oh, Harvard, right?
Yeah, actually,
How did I guess?
Oh, well, maybe it's 'cause you'd mentioned it
about 1,000 times,
Oh! [laughs] OK,
Well, don't look at me,
I went to UMass, so,
Actually, Sophie was
a bit of a wild child back then,
She was a party girl,
- Oh, - Really?
Is that so?
But don't worry, Graham straightened me out,
It's true, I did,
But then-- you know, then she found
this career that she loved, and she just killed it,
I mean, it's almost scary how-- how smart she is,
Graham, Nice,
Yeah, and then when Jack was born,
she just transformed into, like, the most amazing mom,
Aw,
Like, I was literally amazed,
And now she's-- now she's a stay-at-home mom,
And-- and she's great at that too,
Except, why do we still need a cleaning lady, you know?
I don't know, Harvard,
Maybe because Sophie's too busy
pulling your foot out of your mouth,
Graham, I have a feeling
you might want to tour the house,
I would love to,
- Yes, finally! - Come on,
God, I've got so many questions for you,
Yeah, shoot,
Well, first of all,
I mean, did you do all of the interior design?
Oh, yeah, I love,,,
Don't mind him,
It's the whiskey talking,
Exactly,
Tell you what, if we gave some of this stuff to the Taliban,
they'd have handed us bin Laden in two hours,
It's about $25,000 a bottle,
So I don't give this just to anybody,
25 grand?
Yeah,
OK, that's just stupid,
Is that so?
Yeah,
You sure you don't want to try it?
No,
I'm sorry,
I mean, I can't,
Sure you can,
It's just a question if you want to,
I won't tell if you won't,
OK,
To partners in crime,
Mm,
That's really good,
You're right, It is stupid money,
But it sure is goddamn smooth,
Soph, you gotta check out this joinery,
Oh, shit,
Hi,
Honey, you OK?
Oh, yeah,
Yeah, I'm-- I'm good,
I'm fine, I am,
- Sorry, - You need a hand?
No, no, no, No, I'm good,
- It's OK, - I'm sorry,
Hey, Let me in,
I got some soda water,
Did you at least get to enjoy your drink
before you spilled it?
Look, I'm sorry about him,
He can get a little familiar,
I hope you're not offended,
No, no,
I'm flattered,
I-- I just hope I didn't put you in a weird spot,
Oh, nothing's weird, darling,
We have an arrangement,
Like an open marriage?
No,
Open marriages are for liberals,
We just keep it simple,
I don't sleep with other men,
and Jed and I see a girl we like, we go for it,
I think we should probably go,
Yeah,
You're all clean now,
We gotta do this again soon,
- Yeah, - Absolutely,
- Thank you guys again so much, - OK, thank you,
- Have a great night, - Night, y'all,
Night, night,
I mean, I think that went really well, right?
This is the boat, My Lady,
It's so cool,
- Yeah? - Yeah,
Mm-hmm,
Perfect like you,
Mm-hmm,
Mm,
Brad,
What?
- Just wait a second, - What?
I thought you liked it when I did that,
I do, but I just want it to be special,
like it was on prom night,
Well, it already is special as,
You and me, the moonlight,
I mean, it's romantic as fuck,
It'll only take a minute,
Jesus, that boy likes to fucking talk,
You didn't have fun?
Sure looked like you did,
Is that so?
With Sophie,
Since when is that a problem for you?
Since 10:00 this morning,
when you said we had to bury the bodies,
I went and ended things with Callie,
and here you are, trying to start something new,
You've been trying to get out of that for ages,
You said she was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs,
Oh,
If you're serious about running,
then we gotta be smart,
Well, I'm not joining the priesthood,
It's about discretion, is all,
Same goes for me?
Of course, baby,
Hi, Rosa,
Remind me, were there workmen here
at the lake house this week?
No, everything's fine,
Just-- just checking,
Mm,
Good morning,
How'd you sleep?
So good,
Last night was amazing,
Really?
Yeah,
Mm,
I mean,,,
,,,I know it's a sin, but now I know why
God gave us this,
because it brings us closer together,
and it brings us closer to Him,
Is that why you were screaming, "Oh, God"?
- Oh,,, - Stop,
,,,God! Oh, God!
Stop!
Stop,
I'm serious,
I could do this forever,
Yeah, me too,
I was thinking,,,
Uh-oh,
,,,maybe I could come to Waco with you in the fall,
I mean, you're only a junior,
I know,
But I could finish school anywhere,
get my GED,
As long as we're together, right?
It's just,,,
I'm gonna be super busy with basketball,
Everything OK?
Yeah, it's just Mrs, Banks,
She wants me to coach the twins today,
Cool,
So I guess we should get going?
Unpacking and groceries,
Yes, Graham,
♪ Blood on the grass ♪
♪ Blood on my knees ♪
♪ Waited so long To find some peace ♪
♪ Call up the past Scream on the breeze ♪
♪ You make me laugh You bless my sneeze ♪
♪ Take off my shoes And put yours on ♪
♪ They feel heavy But I feel strong ♪
♪ Take a hike Up to the top of the sun ♪
♪ God, it feels good To find someone ♪
♪ Who loves me ♪
♪ Like I love my fun ♪
Can I try this?
Sure,
Is it oatmeal?
Hmm,
Thank you,
♪ You got a good woman ♪
♪ Yeah, babe You got a good woman ♪
♪ You got a good woman ♪
♪ Yeah, babe You got a good woman ♪
♪ You got a good woman ♪
♪ Yeah, babe You got a good woman ♪
♪ You got a good woman ♪
♪ Yeah, babe You got a good woman ♪
♪ You got a good woman ♪
♪ Yeah, babe You got a good woman ♪
♪ Yeah, babe, you got A good woman ♪
Oh, so good to see you,
Nice to see you too,
Shit!
Shit, Shit,
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
- Sophie? - Margo?
- Hello? - Oh, sorry,
Can you-- can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Something really, really crazy is happening,
Can-- hello?
I'm at the lake house,
No service,
- Hello? - I'll call you later,
Hey,
Why are you following me?
I just want to talk, is all,
No, thanks,
Just one minute of your time, Sophie,
and you can be on your way,
How do you know my name?
It's my job,
How well do you know the Bankses?
Oh, my God,
Jesus Christ,
You're the best that they can do?
What's that now?
I just-- I would have thought
the Democrats would have shelled out
for a less conspicuous oppo guy,
Well, you got me there,
I'll buy you a cup of coffee,
I just want to know what you make of 'em,
I don't talk about my friends,
They are not your friends,
You have no idea what these fucking people are capable of,
One coffee,
All right, One coffee,
Damn it,
The problem is, Marcus is cheap,
- Ugh! - Now, I love the man,
but that's facts,
Well, I'm telling you, once he tries it,
he's not buying another Grady-White,
What's an extra 100 grand when it comes to a boat?
I'm telling you,
Oh, you have to get a cute video of me driving,
But first, let me show you the sleeping quarters,
Patty melt, side of gravy with a large drink,
$2,03 is your change,
It'll be out in a moment,
Well, hi, there, Ms, Banks,
What can I get for you?
It's Ms, Colson now,
Jed Banks is in the rearview,
Nothing for me, thanks,
Double Whataburger and fries for the boys,
All right, Not a problem,
It'll be right out,
You both must be pretty hungry
after all that basketball, right?
- Huh? - What?
Honey, these boys haven't
touched a basketball in their lives,
$15,02,
Hey,
Come in,
I'm here to coach the twins,
Brad, we need to talk,
All right,
What's up?
Were you here today without me?
What?
No,
Would you ever come here when I'm not home?
No,
That would be weird,
Is that all you wanted to talk about or--
No,
Listen, Jed's running for governor,,,
,,,which means there's gonna be
a lot of eyes on him,,,
Mm,
,,,but more importantly, on me,
Good thing you're so fucking hot,
Have you ever told anyone about us, Brad?
No,
I think Jamie might suspect something
from that one night after the Mavs game,
What about Abby?
Are you crazy?
She's the last person I'd tell,
She's already jealous of you,
Why would she be jealous of me?
'Cause look at you!
You're smokin',
And sometimes
I can't help staring at you in church,
Now, you see, that's what I'm worried about,
No more of that,
OK,
Wh-- what are you saying?
We can keep hooking up, right?
No, we shouldn't,
You know-- you know I stayed in fucking Maplebrook
this summer to be with you?
Well, that's so sweet,
Sweet?
Is that what you think I am?
What, you think I'm just some sweet little idiot
fucking kid, huh?
I didn't say that,
Mm,
Well, that's what it sounded like,
You know what I think?
I think people are right about you,
That you are a bitch,
Maybe I should tell 'em what else you are,
Hey, now,
I said shouldn't,
which is miles away from wouldn't,
Nothing's set in stone,
Really?
Really,
But you can never tell anyone about us, ever,
I know,
Well-- well, I'm sorry,
You're not a bitch,
You just-- you got my head fucked up, is all,
It's OK,
I like it when you get all hot and bothered,
- Mm, - Yeah,
Really?
But we gotta be real careful moving forward,
- OK? - OK,
And there can be no evidence,
Uh-huh,
No evidence,
So I'm gonna have to swallow,
Mm,
Hey, Brandon,
Hey, Callie,
Joyce, how you doing?
You working on that Weaver stance, doll?
You know I am,
Sort of some of this strength in here, you know,
- For sure, For sure, - Just like that,
Chet,
Ma'am,
Oh,
I'll get you that coffee, sir,
Thank you very much, sir,
Anything new from your Massachusetts friend?
You know, you can't just come barging in here
looking to gossip anytime you want,
Oh, cut the shit, Jonny,
You want to know what she did just as much as I do,
I've been dying to tell you, girl,
It's juicy,
Holy shit,
Mm-hmm,
What'd I say?
Juicy,
Margo?
♪ Maybe I need ♪
♪ Correction, baby ♪
♪ But I'm just How you make me, me ♪
♪ Sunshine ♪
♪ Put some lines on my face ♪
♪ Love me Long enough to hate ♪
♪ And write something nice On my grave ♪
♪ For your love ♪
♪ If you want it ♪
♪ I'll walk through the ring ♪
♪ For your love ♪
♪ If you say That you want it ♪
♪ I'll do anything ♪
♪ Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
♪ I got fire for you ♪
♪ Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
♪ I got fire for you ♪
♪ Oh, if you want it ♪
♪ I'll walk through the ring ♪
♪ For your love ♪
♪ If you say That you want it ♪
♪ I'll do anything ♪
♪ Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
♪ I got fire for you ♪
♪ Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
♪ I got fire for you ♪