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'I am time, immemorial,'
'You must wonder why I sound so different,'
'It's always been with a baritone,'
'But well, times have changed and so has the voice,'
'And now, this is my time,'
'But only some can process this information,'
'And some can't,'
'Let's see how far our story takes this ahead,'
'Meet Swati Sharma,'
'Jyoti and Sudhir's only daughter,'
Nothing is wrong with her, Everything is normal,
How can it be normal?
Shine that torch properly and look again,
'She has a few complaints with life,'
'Meet Jyoti Sharma,'
'She is unable to find a middle path, in her middle-class life,'
'Between home and teaching at a coaching centre, these extra expenses,,,'
',,,they pinch a lot,'
Are you satisfied now?
I was stupid to bring you here,
You took a half-day from school,
and made me miss a class as well,
It's not such a big deal, mom,
It was just a day,
and half a day at that,
My salary gets deducted,
Neither fever nor cold, and the reason for it?
Mom, I am not normal,
I told you a dozen times, let me see it, I am your mom,
Wouldn't have to pay the doctor's fee,
Next,
'She believes that time is money,'
'And once spent, can never be earned back,'
Haven't you been taught the reproductive system in your biology class yet?
They did,,,but mine doesn't match the diagram,
Shut up,
'Guess she has too many complaints with life,'
'Meet the other Mrs, Sharma, Mrs, Kiran Sharma,'
'Only a year ago she was exported from Patiala to Mumbai,'
Would you like some tea?
Where is Gurveen?
She's inside,
'Meet Kiran's daughter, Gurveen Sharma,'
'She's got short hair,'
'but she's very fond of it,'
Her school vacations start next month,
so why don't we go somewhere?
We haven't travelled anywhere since we moved here from Patiala,
The three of us should go somewhere,
Not three, four,
I'm not staying alone like a ghost,
How about London?
That's a good idea, Ma'am, I have a passport too,
Or let's go to Goa,
That's an even better idea,
I have four and a half pack abs now,
Otherwise, there's a local zoo,
Byculla Zoo, Let's go there,
We'll see,
Unbelievable!
From London to Byculla Zoo, in all of five minutes!
I've a better idea, just take a stroll in the balcony,
And peel these peas while you're at it,
'Kiran Sharma moved here from Patiala only a year ago,'
'to do something explosive I guess,'
I'll be working late,
Don't wait for me over dinner,
But,,,
'Or maybe not,'
'She aims for London,'
'but lands straight in her balcony,'
'Our next Sharma is Tanvi Sharma,'
'All the way from Baroda to play for the Mumbai team,
-Amazing, Tanvi, Good form, -Her hunger to win ,,,,,
',,,equals her hunger for food,'
'And she's got a very mild demeanor,'
Can't you even bowl properly, moron?
'So these are different families,'
'Different people,'
'Different problems,'
'But they all belong to a Sharma household,'
Move Sudhir, I'm getting late,
And please wake Swati up on time,
She is always late for school,
I wonder why we pay for the school bus service,
Turn,
Yes, Mrs, Sharma,
I've placed rat poison around the house,
Check on it once before leaving for the office,
But the poison is for the rats,,,
,,,what am I going to check?
Taste it and check its quality, okay?
Good morning,
Wake up, Good morning,
Swati,
Hurry up, child, You'll be late for school,
Swati, you'll miss the bus, Hurry up,
Come here,
Dad, no!
Safety first,
And beauty later, Come on,
Nice,
What did the doctor say?
She said everything is normal,
Then why the hell am I not getting my periods?
What?
Doesn't it matter to you as well?
No, it doesn't,
See for yourself,
There are 36 students in our class,
of which 20 are girls,
Freaking 20 girls in one section,
And four sections in eighth grade,
On an average of 80 girls,
I'm the only one who hasn't got her periods,
I am on the list too,
But it doesn't matter to you, does it?
I wonder why,
No honestly, I feel this is our bonding point,
"The girls who don't get periods,"
Maybe that's why we're best friends, right?
Or maybe, I've passed on my bad luck to you,
I kept telling mom to get my system checked,
By system, you mean getting your vagina checked?
Yeah,,,
I guess mine's a little different,
How many have you seen?
The one in our books, It's perfect,
Perfect folds, man,
Yuck, I don't want to know the details,
Dude, have you ever wondered,
how perfect that chick is,
Yeah, man,
Some girls have it all,
Nice boobs, nice boyfriends,
All the girlfriends are so hot,
And to top it all,,, periods,
Look at me,
Seems like someone drove a road roller over me,
Yeah,,, there's some scope for improvement,
There's a lot of scope, But seriously,,,
,,,if I don't stuff mom's handkerchiefs under my tunic,
someday, someone is going to ask me,,,
"Brother, what's the time?"
What's the time, bro?
My handkerchiefs keep going missing,
Sudhir, have you seen my kerchiefs?
I haven't seen them,
But I could if you want me to,
Walk around with your kerchiefs, petticoats, etc,
I have a job too,
But it's an evening shift,
Okay, fine, I know,
The milk is on the gas,
Turn off the gas once it's boiled,
Anything else?
Sudhir, the clothes are in the machine,
Tell Kamla to dry them,
And also pay her salary, okay,
Wait a minute,
Leave it, mom, I'm getting late,
Okay, take these at least, Pizza-flavoured cheese toasts,
And tell me, what would you want for dinner?
Kidney beans and rice?
Please do more in life, other than deciding the dinner menu,
What more can I do?
Your father won't take me to Las Vegas and let me gamble,
What else can I do?
Mom, your jokes,,,
Wear it properly,
It's fine,
Listen, I made these for you,
If you don't want them, then,,,
Wow, mom, This is so damn cool,
Where did you get the idea?
On the internet,
This time, your birthday party will be neon-themed,
-Wow, mom! -Glow in the dark,
Not bad, You're pretty cool,
Despite your traditional clothes,,,
What do you mean?
Nothing, Thank you, Bye,
I'm getting late, Bye,
Don't forget this,
Give it to the glutton aunt next door,
I was on my way to practice but,,,
No, no, it's just,,,
The landlady didn't cook anything, so,,,
Cheese toast?
Thank you, Bye,
Let's go,
Cheese toast is delicious,
That's too less,
Add some more bananas, mister, Just a few more,
Let me guess,
Is it Kohli?
Afridi?
No Hrithik? No Varun? You're only guessing cricketers?
Well, I'm only going to guess the ones I fantasize about,
It's sickening,
What?
She is just jealous,
Why so handsome and why so sweet, dude?
Hook me up with a friend of yours,
You guys are invited to Vishal's party,
You got to do some hard work,
Come, baby, Let's go,
-See you in the evening, -Yeah,
So how was your game?
The match was really awesome,
No one could get me out,
-I just,,, -Baby, one second,
We're supposed to go on a lunch date,
Yes, so?
Look at your clothes,
The clothes were bound to get dirty,
Forget it,
I played such amazing straight drives today,
-I mean, I was on fire,,, -You've got a moustache,
You know, sometimes I wonder,,,
Nothing,
I love you,
But can I say something?
There isn't much difference between your shoulders and mine,
Really?
-You should practice shrugs, -Shrugs?
-I'll show you how, -How?
Show me, Show me, No, Show me,
-Tell me, Tell me, -Leave me,
I have a surprise for you,
The earrings from the mall,
You liked them,
-You remembered? -Of course,
You'll look girly in them,
Hey,
such pretty hands,
I've the prettiest girl in the world,
Auditions for the inter-house play are being conducted in the music room,
It's a mix-batch with the seniors,
Nobody misbehaves, okay?
Am I the only unlucky one in this world who hasn't received a proposal yet?
I thought we were a team,
But you got your damn love letter,
I'm not interested in Sameer,
Dude, it's not about interest,
In fact, my hormones seem like they are at some garage sale,
Understand, nah!
I am not interested in Sameer either,
I just say those things, under pressure,,,
"Ooh,,, Justin Bieber is so hot,"
"Ooh,,, Varun Dhavan,"
"Shit, I could die on his abs,"
I'm not interested in boys either,
But even I want my damn love letter,
Quiet!
"Let me go, sir, I am a poor guy,"
"I only saw the body and informed you,"
So you remember that guy,,, You do,
So we went on a date,
He came to pick me up, He was so sweet,
We had dinner,
And then, we had some action,
And,,, now it hurts, guys,
I mean, I just hope I get my periods this time,
You haven't got your periods yet?
Which class are you in?
Class eight,
So, you haven't got yours?
Of course, I have,
It hurts,
Yeah, fine,
Bro, I might just have a big problem,
Listen, share your gynac's number with me,
And can I use your reference?
You see, I can't tell mom &amp; dad, you know,
Of course,
Great,
Just hope, I get down this time,
And anyway, I bleed a lot, Like, a lot,
By the way, did you guys try the new sanitary pad?
No, I'm still using the old one,
No,,,
How about you two?
I am so sorry, I didn't ask your names,
I am Gurveen, And she's Swati,
Yeah, okay fine, Whatever,
Listen, from now on, we'll try the new one, okay?
It's biodegradable, Can you imagine?
Which means, it helps cutting the environmental pollution, Yeah?
I haven't even started contributing to pollution,
what the hell am I going to save?
Miss, please, One more try,
What miss one more try?
Stop bleating like a goat,
Ramu uncle is an old man,
Lean over, and bring some tremble in your voice,
Why can't you say it like this?
"Let me go, sir,"
"I am a poor guy,"
"I only saw the body and informed you,"
Here, It's a complete match,
I know why I got the role of Ramu uncle,
And then, you complain that I keep saying that I am not normal,
Please,,,
What please?
Look at the other girls,
Look at yourself,
[Indistinct]
What is this?
Are you even listening?
My hair is so rough, it can be used to scrub utensils,
Let's not talk about hair,
I don't know about the rest,
but hair can be our bonding point,
Bro,,, don't even think about it,
He's not even in our league,
Not him dude, his hair,
That's definitely out of your league,
Settle for this,
Miss asked me to give you Ramu uncle's costume,
Sir has sent a notice,
"Seminar about how to choose your entrance papers,"
"For both students and teachers,"
"Mrs, Sinha,,, teachers,"
"Teachers can voluntarily sign for it,"
Great, Unbelievable,
Please,
She alone wants to sign up to gain brownie points,
But who is going to look at these points?
This job's going to give us nothing,
nor will the kids,
This is not a school, Jyoti, where we'll get a promotion,
It's a coaching centre,
You've been teaching Mathematics and Physics for the last ten years,
And you'll be doing the same for the next five years,
Sinha Ma'am, why are you a teacher?
Because I get paid for it,
And also to teach, I guess,
By the way, what are your special reasons to be a teacher, Jyoti Ma'am?
To learn as well,
Children spend a fortune on coaching classes,
and on buying entrance forms,
If this seminar is helpful to the students,
then we should know about it too,
I wonder what she wants,
She has a school going daughter as well,
but she pays no attention to her,
Why doesn't she just go home?
You should add blue to it,
It will look exciting,
Hello,
Yeah, papa,
Yes, I've reached,
Love you too,
Hello,
Yes Papa, I will eat my dinner, okay, bye,
Yuck,
I've told you a dozen times,
Always keep the main door closed,
And if you keep the fridge open for so long, it will never cool,
Why haven't you changed yet? It's pretty late,
-Where is it, mom? -I am asking you something?
Why haven't you changed your uniform yet?
Did you get my new uniform?
Sorry, sorry, It completely slipped my mind,
Tomorrow, promise,
Mom, I told you, tomorrow we take our class photograph,
I'll be the odd one out again,
I forgot,
It took me a while at the laptop repair shop,
I'll get it tomorrow for sure, Today, I got you this,
Seriously?
I'll be fourteen in two months, bro,
Sameer saw him,
And when he went close to Sameer,
he slapped Jigar,
But what happened?
You don't know?
Jigar is gay,
I am not gay,
Sameer is lying,
Mr, Jigar Desai, you please come here,
Come, come,
What happened with him?
Sameer was saying that Jigar keeps messaging him till late at night,
So gay, huh?
Everybody, please take your positions,
-Ms, Sharma, -Yes, miss,
Yes, you, Nivedita Sharma, Fix your skirt,
Look in the camera,
Smile,
One,,, two,,, three,
-Hello, -Hello,
-How are you? -All good,
Hello,
Hello, Kiran,
Off to work, are you?
Yes,
What did you get today?
This,
Wow, Nice,
Where do you get this stuff?
I found this one on social media,
You have a lot of time to spare,
You know what, we all live in the same building,
but we hardly know each other,
Back in Patiala,,,
Yes, I've heard a lot about Patiala, but this is Mumbai,
People here don't like Tambola, do they?
What do people call it here?
-Housie, -Housie,,,
So if we get together,,,
Why don't you join a kitty?
Will you join?
No, no, that's not for me,
It's just for housewives,
How is mama?
She's fine,
I was,,,
Hello,
So how are you?
All good, What do you want?
What's fresh?
Why would I sell, if it weren't fresh?
Even you're bloody busy,
Can't even ask me, if I am good or what I ate for breakfast,
[Indistinct]
Show,
You bought vegetables again?
Next time I'll buy an airplane, if you want,
-Out of my way, -Hold it properly,
Useless stuff,
You keep getting anything,
Don't talk rubbish, I always buy unique stuff,
Shut up, Take a picture,
Wait,
Done,
Done?
Chotu, bring me some tea and snacks,
Die, Die, Die,
He's a tough nut,
What the hell,
Who is it?
Oh God Kiran, it's you again,
Hello,
How many times are you going to call up your mom?
Thank God I'm in Patiala,
Or you wouldn't let me breathe in peace,
I called without any reason,
I was missing you,
Your calls are going to suffocate us all,
And the number of times you call me,,
,,doesn't seem like you're in Mumbai,
You've moved a year ago, child,
Make some friends,
Try keeping yourself busy,
Go clean Gurveen's closet,
-Okay, bye, Bye, -Ma,,,
[Indistinct]
Krazy Kiran! Krazy Kiran! Krazy Kiran!
How do you feel, Krazy Kiran?
Do you want onions in your snack or not?
It's evening and you will start complaining about onion breath,
Ma'am,
If it's a hero you want to be, then smell like one,
Ultra Mild Deo!
The only way to be,
Awesome,
Fantastic, Fantastic,
Prepare for a big break soon, bro,
I've done 45 ads for you,
If we bag this one, that will make it 46,
Where's the big break?
Rohan, you don't have to announce,
Kills the freshness,
See, if anyone asks,,,
Yeah, a couple of ads, I remember,
Catch you later,
Come, baby, Let's go,
-Bye, Yash, -Bye,
Ignoring me, aren't you?
Don't be crazy,
Dude, that was such a sexy audition,
You're so hot,
And you've put on so much weight,
Put me down,
You know,
watching your partner in action, and at work,
It's got some kind of a kink,
You should turn up for my matches as well,
You only come to pick me up,
Baby, I'm afraid that if I see you in action,
then I won't be in a condition for any sort of action!
What?
What bullshit!
This aggression,,,
I like it in the bed,
not on the field,
Baby, another injury,
-Don't tell me it was cricket,,, -Yeah, cricket,
It's been two years, Tanvi, how long will you carry on?
Tanvi,
God,
Tell me, baby, how long?
But I thought you loved me,
I mean, you've been playing cricket for two years,,,
Hello,,,
I've been playing cricket for 10 years!
I've been playing since Baroda,
It's been two years, since I came to Mumbai and met you, okay,
Ouch, touchy topic!
Listen, I am sorry,
Sorry,
There's only one way to make it up,
No, no, Wait a second, there are people here Tanvi!
I'll get it out of this lane first, Tanvi, don't do it,
These small-town habits haven't left you,
Look who's talking about sophistication, Ms, Baroda,
Come on,
Order! Order!
Let me go, sir,
I am a poor guy,
I only saw the body and informed you,
Let me go, sir, Please,
Long live, Revolution!
Another bloody, miserable day of not having periods in my life,
You know, I ate two packs of dates,
I heard Sweety aunty say, it creates heat in the body,
But look at my freaking face, I've got pimples instead!
And no sign of periods,
Listen,,I have to tell you something,
I've been trying to tell you for a really long time, honestly,
I got,,
,,mine, two months ago,
Periods!
"Bless us with enough strength to conquer hearts,"
"Before winning,,, "
Meaning, I'm the only one left,
I am abnormal,
You know what, break up with me,
I am not normal, Leave me, I am abnormal,
First of all, there's no such thing as normal or abnormal,
And for once, if I was any different,
from your so-called "normal life", would you have left me?
Don't be crazy,
I mean
'And the second prize goes to,,, '
I am happy for you,
'The Rhythm of Life,'
And the first prize goes to 'Andha Yug',
So, now coming to the best actor,
The Best Actor award this year, goes to,,,
Swati Sharma for Ramu uncle,
Go on,
But isn't she an actress?
Students, I think there's a mistake on our part,
What are you doing, madam?
First decide, which gender you would want to put her in?
Okay, No issue,
So, because of this, Green House comes first,
Oh my, God,
Swati, you just won, You just won,
Hurry up,
Go, Go,
"Set out to discover myself,"
"History has been witness,"
"to fanatics crossing their limits,"
When are you going home?
I have to stay back because of you,
Mom is coming,
Sorry, child,
Sorry,
Move aside,
-Oh no! -God,,,
You already have a guy,
and even I need to hitch with someone now, Okay,
Exactly,
Perks of staying away from home,
I wonder, why everyone dresses in Indian clothes for a musical night,
Then, why don't you go wearing your cricket uniform instead?
Rohan will have the biggest heart attack,
What the hell did he see in you?
He's nothing like you,
Tell him,,, I am quite girly for his liking,
Shut up, dude, Opposites attract,
He likes me for what I am,
We were coming to thank you,
Thank you for the suits,
We promise not to spill wine on it,
-Hello, Kiran, -Hello,
I got you these earrings, They will look good on you,
Thank you,
Ponytail again?
That's the way I am,
Shit,,, Rohan's calling, He must be waiting downstairs,
Let's go,
Sorry, we're in a hurry,
We'll give you all the details when we come back, okay,
Bye,
Sorry, I forgot to lock the door,
Hi, guys,
-Hello, -Hi,
-Hi,
Wow,,,
,,,you look stunning,
I need a rich guy like you,
Yeah,,I mean sweet too,
Listen, just so you know, I don't think like that, okay,
Of course, I know, baby,
What have you done to your hair?
Keep your hair untied,
Now you look like my girl,
Let's go,
Sorry, child,
But honestly, it wasn't my fault this time,
I know I was supposed to pick you up,
but I had called your dad in the morning,,
,,to tell him that there's an emergency at the coaching class,
and that I won't be able to pick you up,
He forgot,
I also called him again and asked,
if he remembered to pick you up,
That's when he,,,
Swati, leave it,
I am so proud of you,
First prize,
What can I get you?
Or should we go out somewhere?
I said, I am sorry,
What else are you going to apologize for?
I mean,,,what else?
Have you ever given me a proper look?
You haven't!
I go to school, looking like a tramp,
Your father does help you to get ready,
Why?
Why should dad help?
It's not his job,
It's your job,,
,,at which you are a failure, just like you are at everything else,
My tunic's faded,
There are two holes in my socks,
But you don't have the time to notice them and get me new ones,
I feel embarrassed to go to the music room,
My socks have become loose, trying to hide the holes,
But you,,,
,,,you always blame it on time or on money,
We enrolled you in a good school,
Your dad and I both work so that we can afford your school fees,
Oh please, I've done the calculation,
Dad's salary can easily pay my fees,
But this is my job,
I like to work,
And me?
Am I invisible to you?
Do I look happy to you?
No, bro, I am not happy at all,
In fact, I am sad,
I haven't had my periods yet, I don't feel normal!
And I don't look good,
Plus you make me wear a helmet to school,
I look nothing short of a witch,
And no one picks me up, on the way back home,
I can walk to school in the morning,
just the way I come back in the evening,
At least my hair will be in place!
You missed your school bus twice, because of this,
Your dad drops you on the bike to save time,
Dad drops me,
not you,
No boy likes me, because of you,
All the girls have started waxing,
but who will take me to the parlour?
I use dad's razor, my arms look like a grizzly bear,
But why would you notice?
Who will tell me about threading?
I mean, have you ever fulfilled any duty of a mother,
I don't even get decent food,
And how can any responsible mother forget to pick up her child from school?
You're too proud of your coaching centre,
You're egoistic, You know what, mom,
Neither are you worthy of being a mother,
nor do you deserve to be one!
It's so hot in here, I am sweating,
Turn on the AC,
He's not going to like this wild cat,
Do it, dude,
Thank you,
Oww,,,
Damn! My nail paint, man,
Here you go, The solution, Band-aid,
Don't tell me, he still hasn't figured it out yet,
He hasn't, dude, He hasn't figured it out yet,
I can't keep getting a manicure every time,
Yes, this is my solution,
Now what? Are you going to go tell him?
He still wouldn't understand,
Hello, Welcome, Welcome,
-Hello, -Hello, aunty,
-How are you, child? -I am good,
Gurveen's inside,
-How are you? -Absolutely fine,
You're dropping her today,
And not Sudhir,
Is he sick?
I am not that pathetic,
Actually, I took the rest of the day off from the coaching centre,
I thought I'll drop her,
She's always furious with me,
Does Gurveen fight with you as well?
Gurveen doesn't have the time for it, Leave it,
They are teenagers,
Did you do all this yourself?
Yes, Come in,
I've been working on these decorations, for over a month at home,
It's nice,
And I also had to decide on the games,
Where did you get this stuff?
Nearby,
-Take it, -Thank you,
When you walk alone,
and have nothing on your mind, you tend to find beauty amidst chaos,
Housewife, you see,
A lot of free time,
Please don't underplay it,
By the way, you can give all of this some serious thought,
I did it all seriously only for Gurveen,
Did you find it careless?
No, I mean for yourself,
Ohh,,, I tried Tambola,,, What's it called here? Housie, right?
But unfortunately, no one here has the time to play housie,
-Back in Patiala,,, -You're now in Mumbai,
Think like a Mumbaikar,
I'll see you, I'll pick her up at 9,
Wait a second, let's take a selfie,
This too?
Yes, of course, Here you go,
-I wonder how I am looking, -Amazing,
Your teeth are going to glow,
Well,,, it's been a year since we moved here,
I was thinking of taking up some work,
And I also joined the gym,
About the work, I was thinking,,,
What can you do?
Just visit a gym to kill time,
If you wanted to work,
you would've done it by now,
We've only been here for a year,
You didn't do anything extraordinary in Patiala either,
It's a small city,
but people there have time for each other,
I had friends, I'd watch films,
I enjoyed talking,
But over here, everyone's busy with themselves,
I wonder what everyone's running after,
Gulping down water,,, speedily exercising,,,
,,having breakfast so fast, as if you're going to miss out on something,
I really want to know, what everyone here is running after?
Where does everyone go?
Well, you would know if you had worked at all,
For now, why don't you just kill time with these petty things,
[Indistinct]
"It's a sweet,,, sweet poison,"
"In the dark nights,"
"it's the dawn of light,"
"You're in pain,"
"and this is your ointment,"
"We've strangled the life of our desires,"
"It's a sweet,,, sweet poison,"
"In the dark nights,"
"it's the dawn of light,"
"You're in pain,"
"and this is your ointment,"
"We've strangled the life of our desires,"
I'll be working late, Don't wait for me over dinner,
Sudhir,
What is it this time?
Swati's fees,
I've prepared the cheque and kept it on the table,
Please deposit it tomorrow,
Another thing,,,
,,,her water bottle's strap is broken too,
Please get a new water bottle tomorrow,
God,,, your reminders give me a headache,
Now you start complaining too,
Didn't I have my hands full with her already?
I wonder why she hates me,
She doesn't have a problem with your job, Sudhir,
All her problems are with my job,
Should I quit my job, Sudhir?
No,,,
How will we ever manage without you?
She's confused,
She will understand,
It's the age, she is a teenager,
Her hormones are raging,,,
That's exactly what's not happening,
What do you mean?
Nothing,
You tell me,
how was your day today?
My day?
So much love!
Thank God, you don't set a reminder for this,
Do you?
You don't?
Do you?
-Wait a second, -No, Sudhir, No,,, not my phone,
Sudhir, please, Not my phone,
Not my phone, please, Sudhir, please,
"Me Time With Sudhir,"
God,,,you are crazy!
Sudhir,
"I stare at these clouds,"
"my heart races pat,"
"I wish to,,, "
"fly somewhere far away on those clouds,"
"My heart doesn't seem to listen,"
"Untangles the knots,"
"Why am I scared of making mistakes?"
"Can't control my heart anymore,"
"I want to look my dreams in the eye,"
"I walk in your direction,"
Where is your imagination going this time?
Ma'am, my life's settled,
Now I have to settle yours,
I see,,,
You want everyone to play Tambola, don't you?
Just don't give up, Don't give up,
Fight,
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
"I stare at the moon and stars,"
"Running away from the dawn,"
"When I look from the top,"
"the grace I see is just beautiful,"
"My heart doesn't seem to listen,"
"Untangles the knots,"
"Why am I scared of making mistakes?"
"Can't control my heart anymore,"
"I want to look my dreams in the eye,"
"I walk in your direction,"
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
Hasn't Gurveen come home yet?
You should eat almonds every day,
Your memory is getting weak,
You allowed Gurveen to spend the night over at Swati's place,
It's a Sunday tomorrow,
I have no Sundays or Mondays,
Oh God!
Everything alright?
What's the date today?
21st February,
Curses,
Today is our anniversary,
Take my advice and eat almonds,
Listen,
Iron my red sari,
Which one? The plain sari with the golden blouse,
or the printed one with a padded blouse?
How am I looking?
But what about Sir's gift?
Me!
You're overestimating yourself, by the way,
Jealous,
Hello,
Hi,
Mr, Vinod Sharma,
You are?
I am his wife,
Today is our anniversary,
so I thought I'll surprise him,
Where is he?
Ma'am, it's 8 pm,
Sir leaves office every day at six,
Every day?
Thank you,
Hello,
Dilip, where is your boss?
I am at the office, Dilip,
Where is Vinod?
Excuse me,
Yes, ma'am,
I wanted to meet my husband,
I am sorry, but,,,
He just arrived a while ago,
Vinod, Vinod Sharma,
And ma'am, you?
I am his wife,
It's our anniversary today,
So I,,, thought I'll surprise him,
I am really sorry, ma'am, this is against our policy,
Who is it?
Baby, has the champagne arrived?
What?
Champagne, darling,
No,
"Love of my life, love of my life,,, "
"I accept and welcome your blessings,"
"Tell me how should I thank you for your blessings,"
"Love of my life, love of my life,,, "
"There is darkness all around"
"I am heartbroken and shattered "
"There are only memories left"
"There is only loneliness now,"
"Obsessed with love"
"Obsessed with love,"
"Love of my life, love of my life,,, "
Move aside, Move aside,
Ma'am, How about some sherbet?
Ma'am, Ma'am,
At least water the plants, Sudhir,
What's the matter?
How romantic, Jyoti?
Shall I give you a foot rub?
Just to set things straight,
I work at an office too,
Except, it's an evening shift,
So I am not,,,
Okay, fine, I'll water the plants,
Don't be upset,
Doesn't matter, Sudhir,
She hates me,
And by the way, it was your fault that day,
She's just a teenager,
How many times have I told you?
She's 14, you're 40,
And still so beautiful,
Annual Day,
Mrs, Jyoti Sharma,
You ruined such a beautiful moment,
Welcome, Mr, Sudhir Sharma, That's called being middle class,
Now move, Let me get my phone,
And I'm reminding you, before the reminder buzzes on my phone,
The annual day is on Friday,
Swati and you have to come, No excuses,
[Indistinct]
Oh God,
Hello,
Hello? Hello? Is it Montu?
I can't see you, child,
Mom, I can clearly see you, It's a video call,
I cannot see a thing, my child,
-I'll call you back, Montu, -Hello, mom,
Bye, Montu, Bye,
Amazing, champ, Will you teach me too?
I don't have the time, aunty,
Swati,
What?
You didn't leave the door open today,
Shall we go out today?
Early dinner?
Why? Are you not tired today?
Thank you,
Here you go,
Why aren't you eating?
Because neither do I like stuffed nor do I like seasoned or plain,,,
,,,I just don't like any pancakes,
You loved them as a kid,
You see, it's been a while, since I grew up,
Did you notice?
I guess not,
Or did dad forget to update you this time?
Stop it, Swati,
Stop behaving as if I don't know anything,
I know your marks in Math,
your struggle with Physics,
-And in English,,, -Yeah,
You know all about my marks,
but you forgot to pick me up the other day!
We've spoken enough about it,
But I guess you don't want to listen,
I think you hate me,
I think that you love to hate me,
And what's that on your head?
I have such beautiful hair, right?
I am wearing this stupid hoodie, just so that no one gets jealous!
But did you ever ask why I wear them?
Anything else?
No, Just the bill,
Son, would you want anything else?
Extra curry?
Who the hell are you calling son?
Just get the bill, please,
Santosh, get me warm milk with raw eggs,
Hi, baby,
Oh, hi,
Oh shit, were you auditioning?
Sorry, dude, Carry on,
Leave it,
How come you got home early?
Mumbai's monsoon, I tell you,,,
Practice got washed out,
Baby, how many more eggs, bananas and milk are you going to have?
You've already built a pretty good body for yourself,
I'm famished after eight hours of practice,
Always stuffing her face,
How was your audition?
It was alright,
In fact, that casting director was a wimp,
Couldn't even take an audition properly,
Doesn't matter baby, stay focused,
Talented people definitely get a break someday,
Look at me,,,
You don't lecture me on this,
Acting,,creativity is tough,
So you think what I do is easy?
Are you complexed or something?
Always so touchy,
Everything is not about you,
What did you achieve as a cricketer?
I'm a state-level player,
But you're not a Ranji player,
Baby,
What?
State and Ranji are one and the same,
Okay, fine, But you'll never be as famous as Kohli or Sachin,
Someday, you'll have to give it up and move on,
I'm only trying to explain to you,
I love you,
Marriage and kids, are a natural progression for women,
Wait, tch, another injury?
Leave this goddamn cricket, How long are you going to keep playing?
What if, someday you injure your beautiful face?
I like a crooked nose! Do you have a problem with it?
You stink of rebellion!
I had planned a surprise for you, dude,
But you ruined it completely,
Surprise!
She arrived early,
So now?
Have milk and raw eggs with her, what else?
Look, I don't want you to hurt yourself anymore,
I got my first break,
A feature film,
What? Holy hell! This is crazy,
What is the role?
Tanvi Sharma, they are bloody launching me!
-Wow,,, -Yes,
Finally, baby, Finally!
Imagine, it's the main lead, The main lead,
Bro here actually got me a break,
Finally,
Congrats,
Congratulations!
Yes!
-Are you going to drink tonight? -Of course,
-When did this happen? -Surprise,
You guys knew about it,
Why didn't anybody tell me anything?
I love you,
And I can't live without you,
I'm only proposing an engagement, not marriage,
Just a commitment,
Unfortunately, I can't get the small town out of me,
Yes, Yes,
Yes,
Yeah?
Tanvi,
You're very lucky,
In fact, he's also very lucky to have you in his life,
You know, the heroes in this industry,
never acknowledge their girlfriends,
And if they do, they don't marry them,
And if they marry them, they keep it under close wraps,
I told this dude a dozen times to not get married yet,
Do you know what he said?
That he'll never leave you behind,
Honestly, you are very lucky,
Hello,
Did you misdial my number, mom?
No, child,
I think, I'm being mean to you, dear,
You've set your life so well,
It took me a while, dear,
Patiala was a big city for me, like Mumbai is for you,
Patiala? Big city?
It's all about relativity,
Sugar is sweeter compared to salt,
And sugarcane is sweeter than sugar,
Adjustment's the key in life, child,
Keep trying,
If I am heartbroken,
how many times should I keep trying, mom?
I think you should try a couple of times more, child,
I didn't go beyond that either,
Well,,, doesn't matter,
One often doesn't intend to break your heart,
Mummy is the best,
Not always, okay,
Must be getting late for your video games,
No, it's not a video game, It's a play station, Okay,
Sorry,
This year, AIEEE with PCM is topped by Ms, Aarushi Khurana,
And this year, 15 students have crossed AIEEE with PCM,
What is this, dad? Why must we attend this year after year?
The same old things,
"Our children did this, our children did that,"
"Clap, Clap,"
And now for the next award,
The most inspiring teacher of the year,
Honestly, I won't praise her much,
But children enroll themselves in our coaching classes, because of you,
You deserve a lot more,
And we're all aware of it,
The award goes to,,, Ms, Jyoti Sharma,
Thank you, sir,
This is a small gift from us,
We've never done this before, but then you're also one of a kind,
Thank you so much,
With the way she dresses, she was bound to get a new car!
Yes, you're absolutely right,
What's wrong with us?
I've been in this institution for the past 10 years,
Students choose her because of her red lipstick and the way she dresses,
Correct,
Thank you, sir,
Honestly, I wasn't expecting this,
It's my job, which I want to do anyway,
Award or no award,
But yes,
appreciation does encourage,
So thank you, This is my job,
Thank you,
Jyoti miss, we love you,
But what isn't my job is,
to justify myself over and over again,
I want to build a career, because I want to,
It gives me happiness,
One doesn't always need a reason,
But sometimes,
not just men,
but even women make this journey tough for themselves,,,
,,,by assuming we aren't worthy or equal,
I am sorry, for this emotional outburst,
But this is what love and respect can do to a person,
And,,,
That's all we want, right?
Lastly, I am very lucky to have an understanding husband,
And of course,
a very loving daughter,
I hope, I can make them proud,
Thank you,
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
"My heart soars to the skies,"
"to find my dreams,"
Let's go,
Nice,
Come, hop on,
I'll be right back,
Let's go then,,,
Hey,,,
What are you doing, mister?
-Back off! -Are you crazy?
What's wrong, mister?
Your wife got the car, and you're venting your anger on us,
I am her husband,
If you say nasty things about her again,
I will punch you in the face,
Secondly, she's your colleague,
Show her some respect,
You can't tolerate it, can you?
You better believe it,
She's good at her job,
She's good!
She's bloody good!
What's keeping your father?
What happened?
Nothing,
Listen, I had a word with them, They will send the car home,
Great, now I'll have to wash the car too!
We hit the jackpot today,
Left-right-left, Left-left-left,,,
Left-right-left,
How is it?
You know what,,,, mom turned out to be so cool,
When did this happen?
I guess it happened time long ago, but I noticed it now,
I always wondered, what could she possibly achieve by teaching at a coaching centre,
But bro, I attended the function,
Mom's really killing it,
She's killing it, She's bloody awesome,
I told you,
Don't try to act wise now,
Hey, do you know kismet?
Kismet (destiny)
Yes, yours is pretty bad,
Not my kismet (destiny),
-That hot junior of ours, -Yeah,
She also got her periods,
Did you put a tracker on everyone?
Leave it,
I had to tell you something,
Hi, Ramu uncle,
What? It's a compliment,
Anyway, we're starting a dramatics club,
Are you guys interested?
Yeah, of course,
Okay, great,
So I'll come to your class and take the details,
We can also come to yours,
It's fine, I'll come,
8B, right?
-Yeah, -Cool,
See you,
Come on, let's go, We're getting late for class,
Swati,
Yes, yes, yes,,,
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes,,,
-Come on, let's get,,, -Oh my, God,
Oh my, God, Oh my, God,
Oh my, God,
Finally,,,
Good morning, Miss,
This is so bloody cool, man,
This is literally epic,
I tried dozens of mama's sanitary pads,
Today, it's my turn,
Swati, that's great,
But I had to tell you something,
My hands are trembling,
I cannot contain this happiness,
I am trying to tell you something here, please listen,
Wait a second, Why isn't it sticking?
Do I have to spit on it for it to stick?
Just peel that bloody thing off and,,,
And I think I'm gay,
Are you sure?
Yeah,,, I mean, I guess,
Great, At least we won't fight over boys,
What?
I put the pad on,
but how do you know which side is right,
I don't think you heard what I said,
I know,
And it's the most awesome piece of news,
That I'm gay?
No, bro, This is so obvious, dude,
What do you think I am talking about?
Of course, I got my periods,
God,
I always knew you'll get your periods someday,
But did you know that,,,
I'm gay,
No, right?
-So,,, my news is bigger, -God, you've lost it,
You never had to take frequent trips to the doctor,
Did you take the vagina diagram, that Miss Harleen made us draw,
and the one in our textbook, to the bathroom,
and compared it to yours in front of the mirror?
You didn't, right?
So imagine just how traumatizing it must have been,
You are totally mad,
I'll be the traumatized one if anyone finds out about me,
Poor Jigar wasn't even gay,
and look at what they did to him,
You're crazy, That won't happen to you,
And have you told aunty about it?
No, dude, not yet,
I don't know how she's going to react,
First, I'll have to explain to her what being gay means,
You should give it a try once,
And anyway, I am with you,
Wait a second,
Listen, listen,,, You know what,,, I think,,,
I suddenly have a crush on Varun Dhawan,
Suddenly my hormones have woken up,
Gunnu, my hormones have finally woken up,
"The real kind of love,"
I can feel it all over,
But,,,
"That beautiful girl makes my heart spin,"
You're totally crazy,
Leave all of this,
We'll get a tunic from the lost and found department, Come,
No, dude, I'm going to roam around like this today,
Hey!
-Fine, only for a little while, -Fine,
Indistinct
Of course, Of course,
Mama,,,
I,,,
I have to tell you something,
Tell me, child,
I,,,
I don't like boys,
Even I don't like men,
They are such rascals,
No mama,
I mean, I like girls,,,
,,,Maybe,
See,,,I knew you were going to react like this,
I haven't even reacted yet, Just wait for a minute,
Tell me everything properly, Come on,
Tell me what happened?
I did explain to you, mama,
I don't think you'll understand,
-Your generation didn't,,, -This is not a problem,
What has it got to do with generation?
There are different types of people,
Different types of love,
Love is important,
Everyone knows about their children,
What's reassuring is,
that you thought it was important to tell me,
I had decided,
I'll give you a gift, if and when you tell me on your own,
Mama, I don't think you understand what I'm saying,
Come here,
-Sit, -What is this?
For you,
It's hair gel,
Always wetting you're hair,
You'll catch a cold someday, You can use this,,
,,and impress anyone you like,
But,,,
But what?
But,,, say something,
Any conditions applied?
Nothing,
Just play, study, build a career and live your life,
This is not a disease,
Love you,
Hi, Mom, How are you?
I'm good, How does it feel?
Mom, I didn't get engaged,
I won't do anything without you guys,
And I won't let you,
Mom, am I doing the right thing?
Can I tell you something, child?
I was also into sports, I was a kabaddi player,
I didn't want to get married until I turned 30,
And at 35 I met your father,
but he was 12-years older than me,
No, don't get me wrong,
I love your dad,
But back then,,,
,,,it was difficult to adjust with that age gap,
Okay, Mom, I'll call you back later,
Okay, child,
Hi,
Amazing, Miss Cricketer, You're looking pretty girly today,
Again, Rohan,
I mean, looking like a bomb,
Come on, everyone's waiting inside, Come, let's go,
Gosh, she's tall,
-Hey,,, -Hi!
He's gone? Who took his wicket?
Bumrah did, Here,
Come on, Come on,
Come on, take the pace of the ball bro,
Shit man!
What captaincy is this? Make Bumrah bowl,
Yeah, make Bumrah bowl,
Bumrah,
-You just watch, Rohit is going to score a century, -No
-Wanna bet 500? -Done, He's in form,
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
What the hell is wrong with you, Tanvi?
Arm wrestling? Seriously?
It started with the girls, and since everyone lost,,,
So,,,with the guys?
This is not funny anymore, man,
Everyone will make fun of me inside, Tanvi,
You don't get it,
You have complex, not me,
Maybe, And I don't care,
Look, this little thing can't come between us,
Quit playing cricket, stop eating bananas
and just take it easy for a while,
I can't,
I play for Mumbai and it's the best damn team, alright,
And if it's such a little thing, then why don't you support me?
I am supporting you, Tanvi,
I don't want to leave you behind,
There are articles about me, even before my launch,
About our marriage in the papers,
I am not that insecure guy,
Why can't you see it?
Quit playing cricket,
Please, for my sake,
I love you, man,
And how are you so sure that your career will take off to support us?
You're at the same stage as me,
Baby, don't worry,
I'll take care of everything,
I have faith in myself,
Vinod,
What are you doing?
Am I doing anything wrong?
Why can't everything be the way it used to be?
Things were different in Patiala,
What was different?
Everything's the way it was,
But you never noticed,
Why do you keep running away from me?
Am I so bad?
You're not bad, Trust me,
I never had any problems with you,
Then who do you have a problem with?
Myself,
Kiran,,,
I never wanted to get married,
It was family pressure,,
,,,and then Gurveen was born, I didn't want to leave you both,
I am not a cheap guy, trust me,
But our wavelengths don't match,
And it perfectly matches with the other girl?
I am sorry,
What about everything between us, all those years?
I just don't feel connected anymore,
Then make a connection,
All the players are ready to prove their mettle,
It's an important match for both teams,
And it's been an interesting game for far,
Who would've imagined that this match between Delhi and Mumbai,
would turn so exciting?
Mumbai made a slow and weak start today,
But the way they turned the game around,
deserves applause,
Watch, how Tanvi has changed the outcome of the game sticking to her side,
She's called Tanvi express, for a reason,
-Well done, Tanvi, -And that's a beautiful boundary from Tanvi,
Go Tanvi, go!
-Well done! -Go Tanvi, go!
Stay on the pitch!
Tanvi smashes the ball to the boundary again,
Next month, the team's going to New Zealand,
The opener's slot is empty too,
We can keep her,
-Wait! -Miscommunication between the two players,
And another wicket down,
While Tanvi Express has been controlling the game pretty well,
none of the batswomen can support her,
Come on!
Yes, the match is now in its final leg,
and Tanvi's batting has brought Mumbai close to a victory,
Well played!
Now that's what I call, a good partnership,
No one ever imagined that the match would take such an interesting turn,
Watching Tanvi and Namrata's coordination,,,
,,,the match seems to be tipping in Mumbai's favour,
But they still need 12 runs to win,
with only one over to go,
And the over's been given to Priyanka,
Only she can put a brake on Tanvi Express,
Here comes a bouncer,
Priyanka's line and length are so strong,
that Tanvi can't play the shots she was playing earlier,
This time she ducked,
Get lost,
Tanvi's responsibility is to save the match,
12 runs are required off 3 balls,
And Tanvi's given a fitting reply to Priyanka's perfect line and length,
That's a boundary! Mumbai has hopes of winning again,
Two fantastic shots by Tanvi,
She has the Delhi team puzzled,
Let's see if Tanvi's boundaries can be of any help,
The last ball of the over, and they still need two runs to win,
Tanvi's name is echoing in the field,
She looks pretty determined,
Tanvi! Tanvi! Tanvi!
Short length bowled by Priyanka,
Fielder is present at the cover point,
Tanvi managed to take one run,
she's going for the second run,
Waiting for the umpire's decision,
And that's not out,
The Mumbai team has won, Tanvi was fantastic,
That was a beautiful display of talent,
and Tanvi takes the credit for the win,
"History has been witness,"
"to fanatics crossing their limits,"
"Set out to discover myself,"
"History has been witness,"
"to fanatics crossing their limits,"
"Set out to discover myself,"
You're a pretty good player,
Not bad,
Baby, this,,,
All this,,This is me, dude,
You don't have to carry me along,
Leave me behind,
Leave me, wherever the hell you think you're leaving me,
Let me go my own way,
You're an amazing guy, and,,,
,,,even I'll be heartbroken too,
But I cannot strangle my dreams and my passion,
I've faith in myself too,
It's alright, baby,,,
You hurt yourself again,
No!
It's chipped nail polish,
Taking it off suddenly makes me feel lighter,
It feels so damn good,
I cannot always get a manicure, It's just not me,
And I can't stop eating bananas!
Find someone who likes strawberries,
Please eat your breakfast properly,
No, I,,,
Later,
Wow Kiran, this is so unexpected,
This entire fest,
And finally Tambola, huh,
An intelligent person once told me,
to think like I am in Mumbai and not Patiala,
But where did you get this brainwave?
People here, don't even have time to buy a pillow cover,
And I had nothing to do,
I thought I'll put my free time to good use,
and organize this fest,
These people are from Malad, Chembur,,,
But I couldn't get Patiala out of me,
Thought I'll reserve one stall for Tambola,
I am sorry about that kitty party comment,
No, in fact, I'll get everyone's number after the fest is over,
and do that too,
There's no shame in having a kitty,
And it's not just for housewives,
Housewives are intelligent too,
Of course,
People laughing and living their life to the fullest doesn't make them useless,
It just makes life better,
Of course,
Can I get a ticket?
Yes,
See you,
Ma'am, Ma'am, Do you want some tea?
Ma'am, Ma'am,
Do you want onion in your snack?
Do you want sherbet?
Do you want some tea?
Ma'am, Ma'am,
Ma'am, Look here,
Ma'am,
Would you like to try our new tea?
Yes,
Ma'am, I've been looking all over for you,
You get these episodes every week,
It's been six months, Get used to it now,
There's a thin line, between reality and dreams,
I can't believe, I crossed over,
How are you, Kiran?
I am fine, How are you?
Did you find a nice home?
Still care about me?
It's called humanity,
But,,, thank you,
Everyone has the right to be happy,
You and me alike,
You made me realize, how important it is to live for oneself,
Thank you,
And honestly, I'm liking myself a lot these days,
How is Gurveen?
She is fine,
Helps me a lot,
Listen, in case you haven't found a home for yourself yet, I can,,,
Please, that's the least I can do,
And it's your home anyway,,,
Hello, Kiran,
And so is Mumbai,
Listen, I'm a little busy right now,
I'll call you back,
See,,, even I've become a Mumbaikar now,
Listen, if you ever feel alone,
I'll always have time for you,
Because I know how it feels,
when you have no one to talk to,
Hi,
-Hello, -Congratulations,
Thank you,
Hi,
Looks beautiful,
-That's one, -This one,
'The feeling when I was finally able to touch myself,'
'for the first time down there,'
'The pleasure that I felt,,, '
What the hell!
'It allowed me to unlock my own potential,'
"Set out to discover myself,"
"History has been witness,"
Nice?
Genuinely nice,
-Okay, bye, -Bye,
"Set out to discover myself,"
-Listen, -Yeah,
Tomorrow we'll be on the bike, okay?
Don't scowl then,
Tomorrow is mama's turn to drive the car,
And mom won't win an award every time,
to earn your respect,
You need to learn too,
Bye,
"Set out to discover myself,"
"History has been witness,"
"to fanatics crossing their limits,"
"The moment's come to a standstill,"
"but you cannot afford to stop,"
"Even time's surprised,"
"no one's keeping watch,"
"The one that comes straight from the heart,"
"that's true friendship,"
"Life seems young again,"
"when grief seems far away,"
"Soaring in the skies of your dreams,"
"History has been witness,"
"to fanatics crossing their limits,"
Tanvi! Tanvi! Tanvi!
"Set out to discover myself,"
"History has been witness,"
"to fanatics crossing their limits,"