(Daily Schedule)
(7 AM, Get Ready for Work)
- Welcome, Mr, Pride! - Yes, he-
- The usual? - Sure,
Here it is,
Thanks,
Take care,
Sorry?
I said take care,
Oh, okay,,, You too,
Bye,
(Tofu Chips)
Good morning,
Assistant Manager?
Yes?
We'll be back after lunch,
Okay,
Twelve o'clock!
(Employee of the Month Manager Cha Chiho)
Five o'clock!
Manager Cha?
Six o'clock!
(HONEY SWEET)
All of our products on the market have passed rigorous standards and tests,
However, depending on storage conditions or amount consumed,
- they can be harmful to the body, - Hold on,
Can you say something?
Okay, Audio's ready,
The nutritional content,,,
The nutritional content of each product may differ,
so make sure to check the information on the back of the,,,
- Ready, - Ready, camera,
Oh, man,
Oh! Take a seat,
Sit, sit,
Wow,
You used to go crazy for chips,
Now you're living the dream, aren't you?
I envy you, Choi Chi-ho!
I'm not Choi Chi-ho,
I'm Cha Chi-ho, Cha,
Oh, that's right, Cha Chi-ho!
So here's the script, Take a look,
Oh, but I already prepared something,
Sure, we'll do this and we'll do that too,
Then,,, is the interview by your script too?
Chi-ho,
Yes sir,,, I mean, Yeah,
- Here's what I think, - Yes,
Even if it's a social critique show, I want it to be more commercial,
- Like variety shows, You know what I mean? - Why?
Like variety shows,
Variety shows,,,?
I'll mix it up and edit you well,
How?
Hey c'mon, can't you help a friend out?
What could I possibly help with,,,
We'll blur you out, so don't worry,
Nobody will know it's you,
Take a look at this, we'll try it first,
- Ready, camera, - Ready,
Chi-ho, just read it, It's okay,
If you eat too much processed foods like chips,
you can become prone to atopic dermatitis, And also,,,
Attention deficit disorder,
hyperactivity disorder, juvenile delinquency,
and can even cause birth defects,
So as the father dies of smoking,
and the kid dies from eating chips,
the mother will die from losing her mind,
Is the world about to end? Because of some snacks?
So is this guy supposed to be naive, or is he just stupid?
Both,
You see, I hate the TV station more than Manager Cha,
Why didn't they blur out his name tag? (Cha Chi-ho)
First of all, disciplinary action is inevitable,
Isn't this worse than being a whistleblower?
What kind of disciplinary action?
Should we bully him until he quits?
That sounds nice,
Manager Cha, he enjoys being alone,
Home, car, laboratory, That's it,
Manager Cha,
He is an important researcher at our company,
I mean honestly,
isn't it because of these Tofu Chips he developed that our company is where we are now?
We're currently preparing for IPO, the rumors will spread fast,
And rivals will try to scout him,
How long are we going to remain just a medium-sized company?
Let's not respond, and just hold tight,
Public opinion is like a boiling pot, It'll cool off,
By the way, I checked the results of Manager Cha's medical checkup,
It's not looking good,
Who lives a long life working for a snacks company?
Until we begin developing our new product,
we'll put him on leave,
Geez, what the hell is this?
We're supposed to be a boardroom,
All we're talking about is Ch,,, Ch,,, Cha Chi-ho?
(Letter of Apology - Cha Chi-ho) Things don't run around here without him? Huh?
Five o'clock!
(All Yours Capital)
(Loan Consultation) Keep your chin up,
Who isn't struggling these days?
Straighten your shoulders,
Lee Il-young,
Yes?
Just pay back your loans,
You can go now,
I can't go,
I'm unemployed now,
What's the point of refinancing loans?
I'll just fall behind on my payments again,
My daughter is in college now,
- That's not my daughter, - Well, that's your problem,
It's on you,
We gave you your loan and allowed you to refinance it,
Why do you keep doing this?
Have you been drinking?
Can you smell it?
I only had a bottle over lunch,
Homemakers allowed,
Beginners welcome,
So, working with us starting from today is,,,
Lee Il-young,
Hello, my name is Lee Il-young,
Pleasure to be working with you all, Thank you,
What the hell happened to the Korean judicial system?
I'm a man who served his full prison sentence,
But whoa?
Why is my face still on there? What happened?
Are the courts having a deal? Are sentences one plus one?
(Special Assault Cha Suk-ho) So we checked that you did complete your sentence!
But according to the rules, we can't remove this poster,
So we'll just cross you off,
Is this prick really drawing on my face?
Well,,, I was gonna do this,
Hey, stop it! Stop!
♫ Straight, flush, full house, royal flush ♫
Let me see,
Chi, Ho, Chi, Ho,
What the,,,
Hey, Cha Chi-ho!
Cha Chi-ho!
Hey, brother!
Hey, you're back,
Welcome back, brother,
You're such a wimp, why did you hang such a thing?
What?
The door chain,
You told me to get it last time, When you were wanted,
I thought you might become wanted again, so I left it,
I'm really glad that you're back home,
Well I gotta go now, so give me the money I asked for over the phone,
Leaving so soon?
Did you gamble again?
Yeah,
Here,
Win sometimes too, Win,
My win percentage is good, but when I lose, I lose big,
That's why you should save your money,
Okay, bye,
Hey, You negotiate your salary soon, right?
Yeah,
If you take whatever they offer again, I'll kill you,
Really?
When someone says they're gonna kill you, you don't ask "really?"
I'm your brother,
But if you do that to someone who really wants to kill you, it's dangerous,
That's when you say, "I won't do it again," Okay?
Got it,
You can check that on our app or on our website,
Please make your reservation at the consultation desk,
Thank you very much, this was consultant Park Su-jin,
Hello there, I just wanted to inform you that I'll be managing your account,
Miss Kim,,,
It's Lee,
Okay, Lee, Your voice is so bright, your life must be so happy,
I'm happy because I'm able to work,
Good for you, you fucking bitch,
Wow,
Your enunciation is incredible,
I've never heard someone curse so well,
- You'll be successful, - Hey,
Are you making fun of me?
Me? Oh, no way,
What,,,
I have to leave work for the day,
so I'll start asking you for money tomorrow,
Why should I care?
I'll pay it back, stop calling me,
Stop calling me, you bitch, You wretched,,,
What an asshole,
What are you staring at?!
Oh, I wasn't staring, I was just,,, looking,
This is just looking?
Yes,
Looking straight like this is looking,
You were looking at me like this,
That's definitely staring!
Sir, I think there was a misunderstanding, Sometimes I,,,
look like this too,
Are you messing with me? Wanna die?
I, no,,, I'm sorry, I won't do it again,
What kind of idiot is this,
Follow me one more time, I'll bust your head open,
Jin-joo, are you home?
Feels like an oven in here,
I just might start to like you, Mom,
If you can do two things for me,
Take the tape off the entrance light sensor,
and turn on the damn air conditioner!
Just don't like me, You're mediocre to me too,
As soon as I meet the man of my life, I'm going to drop you,
Wasn't I born because you met that fateful man, Lee Yook-go?
That was a mistake!
Wrong!
Like an unfortunate car accident,
You still want to meet a man after getting played by Lee Yook-go?
I'm the one who got played, What's your problem?
Raising you alone is hard,
It's lonely,
I forget I'm a woman sometimes,
Mom,
You know why I started shooting for sport, right?
To shoot Lee Yook-go,
If he ever returns, go ahead, I won't stop you,
Manager Cha, You were here,
Are you aching somewhere?
I looked at some guy like this,
and he started chasing me, so,,,
Did you stare at him?
I just looked at him,
Oh, really?
You know, right?
We're expecting a lot from you for our next product,
Why?
That's what people do, We get excited about it,
Oh, right,
We're planning to give you a vacation, Manager Cha,
Why a vacation so suddenly,,, Am I getting fired?
The opposite,
The company wants to work with you for a long time,
So get some rest and make sure you're healthy,
I don't really need any of that,
You do,
Am I getting paid the same?
Don't, Worry, About, That,
And,,,
Here,
Manager,
Do you know how I got promoted so quickly?
- Because your father is the CEO? - No,
- Because your grandfather is the founder? - No,
- Because your mother is on the board? - No,
Me, I know how to succeed,
And successful people know that their family is most important,
Rest at home until you finish drinking all of this,
Company orders,
Three times a day, Everyday,
Okay, on God,
Everybody play an honest game, No card tricks, no tips,
Don't pick your nose because you won money,
Baby, you might get a nosebleed,
We can't waste our rounds babbling all day,
- Deal it, deal it! - Here we go!
Deal it, deal it!
Hello,
This is All Yours Capital consultant Lee Il-young,
This is work hours, Why are you calling?
Oh, what could it be,
It seems you're behind on your payments all the time,
Huh, what is this,
Are you calling to pressure me?
Yes, I kind of am,
Lady,
Do you want to know how much my brother makes?
Oh, Mr, Cha Chi-ho? He's your guarantor,
But it seems you'll have to fall a bit more behind in order for the debt to fall on your brother,
Was I a bit early?
Oh! I'm getting a call from my brother,
- Bye, - Great, Please send my regards to-
- Hey brother, - Yeah,
Did you try the medicine I gave you? How was it?
It was so bitter!
What's up with the medicine?
I'm taking care of my family, Successful people need to take care of family,
To be honest, I don't know what to do since I don't have to go to work,
I'm definitely, I'm definitely here, but it feels like I'm not,
It's a little confusing,
What am I, brother?
Wow, puberty came pretty late for you,
Oh, that loan company contacted me,
Huh?
You take care of it, I'll leave you their number,
Oh, okay brother, Okay,
You're all set, We'll contact you soon, Thank you,
- You bastard, you've been dodging my calls, - Number 41,
Please come to window 4,
What, you son of a bitch?
You say you weren't?
Then why weren't you picking up my calls?
Because of you, I'm getting a loan to pay off my card debt, you asshole!
Cover your ears,
We can't hear,
You told me to buy that bitcoin!
I'm freaking screwed!
Excuse me sir, this is a,,,
Rising asset, my ass,
You were the one yapping about how fast it was rising,
Where the fuck are you?
- You think because I'm nice to you and shit,,, - You can't just buy everything, you idiot,
What about you, you motherfucker?!
Water! Someone replace this, please,
Also! You kept telling me to buy that shit,
You there!
You on the phone!
This is a public place, Lower your voice,
Me?
Who else?
You wait for me right where you are,
I'm sorry for raising my voice,
Number 42, Come to window 3, please,
Paying off your brother's loan,
You must have a good relationship,
All done,
Oh, and this,
Why are there so many documents?
Can you show me that too?
That,,,
No,
Hmm,,, Must be running low on sugar,
45 years old,,, and single?
Yes,,,
I'm 41 years old, and have a daughter who's a freshman in college,
My husband is dead,
Here,,,
Do I have to stamp it?
Why else would that be there?
There's too much,
All this is so complicated,
This is paid parking, right?
Stamp me too, please, Here,
We don't,,, have that,
Why not? Usually there are,
If you can't, then please reimburse me in cash,
It's thirty minutes, so,,,
you can give me fifty cents, Fifty cents,
You get bad reviews these days if you don't give parking coupons,
Excuse me,
Mr, Cha Chi-ho!
Yes?
Damn, What do I do?
Hello, hello,
Should I go? What should I do?
I'm gonna die,,,
Clear the way! Move, please,
What is this?
Is this performance art?
Chi-ho,
Hello?
I freaking hate this ring tone,
Yes, yes,
We don't fry,
Grilled to perfection, Well-being Chicken,
Chi-ho!
But why are we here?
They said,,,
it's a concussion and malnutrition,
I had a concussion and I'm malnourished?
No,
The concussion is mine,
You're malnourished,
I'm malnourished?
Yes,
They said you have a severe nutritional imbalance,
And to come back tomorrow when your test results come back,
And this,
Isn't this mine?
I left my wallet,
so I'll pay you back next time,
The hospital bill,
It's not right to take other people's things,
I swear I had 22 dollars,,,
and now I'm missing 2 dollars,
Hey, here,
What is this?
Oh,,, Bank account number,
Please wire me the hospital bill,
Goodbye then,
Wait,
Let me buy dinner, Since you saved me,
I thought you didn't have your wallet,
I'll pay it back together,
- You have to pay me back, - Got it,
Are you sure you're okay with gimbap?
Well, I usually go to McDonalds,
- Then we can go there, - Oh, no no,
You know the drive-thru, I go there because it's fun,
I always wanted to try that,
Ordering from the car,
Then why don't you?
Well, I like gimbap more than burgers,
Wouldn't it be nice if gimbap shops had drive-thru's, too?
That would be pretty awesome,
I have a license, but I'm not very good at driving,
And I don't have a car,
So,,,
Do you know where the good gimbap go when they die?
Gimbap Heaven,
Oh, is that why this place is called Gimbap Heaven?
It always slides like that,
You see this empty space,
Yup,
The air in there heats up because of the soup,
causing it to expand and create thrust,
And the moisture left from the wiped cloth
reduces the friction, causing the bowl to slide,
So to explain in detail,
the increased pressure reduces the vertical force,
and as a result, the air molecules are expelled through the gap
between the bowl and the table, generating momentum,
Wow,
Not everyone can be a researcher, huh?
That's really cool,
You can usually find all this stuff on the internet,
I don't know if I can ask you this, but,,,
What kind of person is your brother?
My brother is a good person, A very good person,
The neighborhood kids used to bully me when I was young, and he would show up to save me,
Not only that, he has so many other good qualities,
When we fart, all our bad thoughts fly away with it,
Then,,, I should've just farted earlier,
I held it and it disappeared back into my stomach,
That'll come back out soon,
It's just curled up next to the poop right now,
Ah,,,
Gosh,,, These numbers, they're,,,
Bad, Very bad,
Then do I have to get a shot?
No, I'll prescribe you some medicine,
And eat some real food,
Why would you only eat chips, it's not like you work at a snacks company,,,
I'm a researcher at a snacks company,
Oh, that's a twist,
Well then,
What if you die suddenly while on your way to work?
What if you get sick and painfully wither and die early?
Do you have no regrets, and still have loyalty to your company?
Who wants to die early?
- What I mean is,,, - You have a strange way of saying things,
Who in the world wants to die early?
That's why I'm bringing this up,,,
Hey, brother,
They,,, told me to quit work,
What?!
Why? Who's firing you?
The doctor is,
He said quit if I don't want to die,
Hey, Chi-ho,
Our dad,
- The doctor said he would live, right? - Yeah,
- But he died, right? - Yeah,
Do you remember our neighbor Grandpa Song, the chain-smoker?
Yeah, I remember,
He had lung cancer, But what did he die from?
A car accident,
That's what doctors do,
They give fear and sell drugs,
Eat real food instead of chips,
You'll be able to go to work just fine,
Okay, got it,
If you quit now, we'll starve-
Take this 30 minutes after each meal, as you already know,
So, you know how they always tell us to take it after a meal?
Do they say that on purpose to make us eat?
Because food is the actual medicine?
Well, everyone should eat,
You should eat to live,
Oh, and I have another question,
When people say,
"That person is on drugs," is this drug and that drug the same?
Yes, it's the same,
Oh, I see,
No, that's,,,
It was just a joke,
I'm sorry if you were offended,
What the heck?
Hello?
Oh yes, umm,
Guess who?
I have your number saved,
Oh, that's right,
By the way, I don't think you paid me back for dinner and the hospital bill,
So this is what it feels like to be on the other side?
I guess so,
I didn't transfer the money on purpose,
Why not?
I want to give it to you in person,
Huh?
That's what I feel like doing,
Maybe we can eat together,
No?
Yeah, I guess we can,
Then I'll see you later, I finish at 6,
- Can you pick me up at the office? - No, but last time we,,,
Be on time,
- Gimbap Heaven,,, - Alright? Bye,
Okay,
I'm off now, Get home safe,
You're early,
I'm on break,
I see, Oh, right! I'm sorry,
I forgot to withdraw the money,
Can I pay you back later?
Are you trying to rip me off?
Oh please, you don't believe that,
Okay, then,
Let's go get some gimbap,
Well, I had an idea,
I went grocery shopping yesterday,
Uhh,,,
Things like tofu should be eaten quickly, right?
And it's really good when cooked in a stew,
I cook a pretty good miso stew,
Do you want to eat at my place?
At your place?
Yes,
Uh,,, Is that okay?
Yes,
- Shall we? - Sure,
Oh, get in on this side,
Get in on this side,
It's nothing much, but come in,
Come in!
I was told not to visit someone's home empty-handed,
That's fine,
How old were you in these?
That's my daughter,
She has training today, so she'll be home late,
Oh,,, Daughter,
Wow, this is truly a home-cooked meal,
It's okay, right?
Please, eat,
Bon appetit,
It's delicious,
Really, I haven't had home cooking in such a long time,
You don't cook at home?
I make tea,
Oh, Did you visit the hospital? What did they say?
They told me to eat food and not chips if I want to live,
It's as if they were threatening me,
Well, that doesn't sound hard,
It's hard for me, because I can't quit snacks,
It's my work,
Hey,,,
This is just an idea,
You have to eat, right?
But you don't wanna eat alone, it's burdensome,
I also hate eating alone,
Eating corn?
No, eating alone,
Oh,
Then why don't we,,, eat dinner together?
What?
Like,,,
Do you know what a carpool is?
- Yes, - It's like that but with food,
Mealpool, what do you think?
- Mealpool, - You're hilarious,
How did you think of that?
Mealpool,
- Then in that case,,, - Yes,
Since you can't drive, I'll teach you how to drive,
- Oh, really? - Yeah,
Thank you,
Mealpool, You said mealpool,
I can't stop thinking about it,
You should go in now,
Get home safe,
Alright, oh,,, but I,,,
For dinner,
But meals in my home aren't for sale,
I was invited to your place,
but I came empty-handed so take this at least,
You don't want to become close with me?
Oh no, that's not it,
I know,
You're just such an innocent person,
You're cute,
In this neighborhood, we don't take the full 5 dollars,
Wait one second, I'll be back with 50 cents,
Oh my gosh,
Il-young!
Yes!
I don't have to take it, Who knows, maybe we need it at the hospital again,
Okay,
Guess I'll give it to him next time,
Is my daughter back?
Was somebody here?
A friend,
You have no friends,
I have a few,
Was it a man?
It was a man,
Tell me! Did you drag a man over here?!
I didn't drag him here, I didn't want to eat alone,
Who let you bring men into this house?
I did, because it's my house,
Your house?
Did you just say it's your house?
It's not my house, it's our house,
Can't take back what you said,
Hey, Not all men in the world are like Lee Yook-go,
Mom,
Yeah,
You're still scared of him, right?
Then how do you think I feel?
Sure, not all men are like that,
But that means some of them are,
How can you know he's not like that?
Once you're old enough, you start to see inside people,
The way I see it, you've always been the same,
My face? Right? I still look young, right?
Please, leave,
Yes, ma'am!
Jin-joo!
Do you know where good gimbaps go when they die?
What the hell is wrong with her,,,
I'm sorry,
No, you're doing fine,
- So,,, - Yes,
The hazard lights are for hazards, right?
Yes?
But we turn them on when we're sorry too?
Yes, And when we're thankful,
When we're thankful, when we're sorry, we use them,
When it's on, it looks like this,
Like it's blinking,
It's cute,
Then as for me, since I'm thankful for teaching me how to drive,
Yeah,
And I'm sorry for making so many mistakes,
Blink,
- To celebrate our mealpool,,, - Yes,
Do you want to get a silverware set?
- Like, chopsticks? - Yes,
Sounds good!
This is cute,
- Do you like it? - I like it,
You say you like everything,
But I do like everything,
Good, good,
You're doing great,
(Dinner with Il-young)
Il-young,
The document I asked for,,,
Chi-ho, look,
I take pictures for fun,
When I feel down, I watch these and I start feeling so much better,
That's the egg flower, looks like a yolk in the middle,
That's right!
You know so well, Look at this one,
That's when they need to run into each other's arms and hug,
Yes, yes, that's right,
- Slowly, like this, - Yes, yes,
- Then hug, That's how it should be, - That's right,
Those dummies,
Chi-ho,
You know how they say, good things happen when you smile?
Yes, yes,
Does that include forced smiles?
Yes, that's included,
It's already past twelve, I'm sorry, You have to sleep, right?
No, no, I'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm not sleepy at all,
- Holy cow, - Oh, gosh,
Were you surprised?
I'm sorry, I wanted to try this,
Oh, sure, That's fine, It's cause,,,
- I was just laying down, - Oh, you were laying down,
- You can lay down, - That's okay, This is comfortable,
Lay back down,
How!!!
You surprised me, I was thinking about something,
Did you enjoy your vacation?
You surprised me, gosh,
Yes, Vacation was amazing,
But, sir,
Have you ever dated a woman before?
- A woman? - Yes,
I'm married,
Oh, that's right,
Then, what do,,, women,,, like?
Women,
They like a lot of things,,,
Do you have a woman?
No, no, No! I'm just asking, it's not like that,
What's not like that, it's all over your face!
No, no!
Chi-ho has a lady!
No, no, seriously!
It's nothing! Seriously! What's wrong with you! Stop it!
It's nothing like that,
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm good! I'm okay,
Chi-ho,
Women like humor, Humor, okay? Check the survey,
Funny guys are always 2nd place,
Without rich guys, funny guys are basically 1st place,
Funny guy?
- Quiz? - Yes,
Why does the male cow hate the female cow?
They have beef,
When is the only time you start at red and stop at green?
Watermelon?
I studied some jokes because Gimbap Heaven was so funny,
Bring it on,
Where did I say good gimbaps go when they die?
Gimbap Heaven,
Meanwhile, the bad gimbaps went to prison,
Why?
Because they were trying to open sesame,
(Sesame oil)
Did you bring that just for the joke?
Yes,
- Chi-ho, - Yes,
This time, take it all the way,
Full throttle, let's go!
Wow, hold on a second,
A totally experienced woman,
A totally experienced woman?
And a totally inexperienced man,,,
got married,
But the woman acted like she was inexperienced, while the man acted like he was experienced,
But the man was struggling every time they were in bed,
the woman got frustrated, asked him to grab the hips,
And, do you know what he did?
No?
He grabbed his own hips, like this,
Did you do exactly as I said?
Yes, I did!
Do you do it like, like this?
Ah! I forgot that part,
Yo! That's the most important, like this,
Hop! Hop! Hop! To the rhythm!
- Stop it, you're embarrassing us, - To the rhythm!
Stop it! Stop!
Are you okay?
Yes, thank you, that's,,,
You asshole!
- Is it okay,,, - Don't touch it!
What are you doing on Sunday?
I wake up at 6am and watch TV,
Then I sleep for another hour,
Then I wake up and watch more TV, then,,,
Oh, You have to watch TV,
Yes,
Well, I don't really have much to do,
So I was curious what you were doing,
Well, I wake up at 6am and watch TV,
- You should rest, - Of course, Sundays are for resting,
I don't even want to go anywhere,
Oh, I see,
Like visiting nearby for a glass of soju,
That's only fun when we're young,
Yes, that's right,
Then, I'm going inside now,
Yes, good night,
Okay,
I really don't want to go anywhere!
Got it,
Mmm, the smell of the sea, I love it,
It fattens up over the summer, So delicious,
Here, say ah,
- Amazing! - Isn't it?
You try some too,
Are you hungry too?
Yes, Let's eat,
I'm sorry, I can't eat raw things,
Don't worry, Everything is good in a place like this,
Go ahead,
Chi-ho, do you like anything else other than chips?
- Chicken! - Well-being Chicken,
#2 on your speed dial,
Yes, Well-being Chicken, How do you know that?
Remember last time, at the hospital,
Oh!
But now,,,
You're #2 on my speed dial,
I'm number two?
Yes,
Because that place went out of business,
Oh,,,
Here,,,
Let me show you,
I've collected ten coupons,
So I called them to order, but they were out of business,
Oh, that's too bad,,,
- Pretty, right? - Yes,
No, no, Don't,
Just look,
Pretty, right,
Wow, it's really glitzy,
So this is where they mean when they want to "stop by",
Large room, $30,
Then medium rooms must be $20,
Wow,
You don't have to turn it off, There's nobody else in here,
You're here,
Hey, Cha Chi-ho, Come out,
I bought you some porridge,
Come out and eat before it gets cold,
(Dinner with Il-young) Il-young,
Five stars?
Dang it, it's broken,
I didn't know we had to listen through the radio,
It's nice, like watching a silent movie,
- Chi-ho, - Yes?
There's something I lied about,
What is it?
Jin-joo's dad,
He isn't dead,
Oh,,, Then you're married?
No,
I've never been married,
I used to be immature,
Before I knew it, I had Jin-joo,
But he told me to get an abortion,
How could I,
Kids are meant to be raised, not erased, right?
Of course,
You did well,
But Lee Yook-go left immediately,
Who?
The man who wanted to erase my child, Lee Yook-go,
Oh, That's a strong name,
But he shows up every several years like the Olympics,
just to be obnoxious while drunk on snake wine,
Oh, why?
He catches snakes,
I don't know if I should say this,
but I kind of wish he was dead,
I'm horrible, aren't I?
Oh, not at all,
I don't know who he is, but I'd wanna kill him too,
Uh,,,
Why do I feel this way?
Stop,,,!
Not down there,,,!
Stop, stop, No more, Stop,
I'm sorry, Chi-ho!
His shirt is tucked into his underwear!
Everyone's looking!
This won't zip,
That was,,,
It felt so strange, I couldn't keep going,
I'm a bit disappointed in you!
I thought you were thinking the same thing,
You were showing me the motels earlier,
I thought about it hard before I acted,
But, that was,,, That's,,,
Whatever! I'm leaving, This is embarrassing,
That's true love,
True love, my ass,
Il-young, Il-young,
Il-young! Please, I'm sorry,
This won't zip,,, Il-young, Wait,
Il-young! What are you staring at, asshole!
Il-young!
Il-young,,,
Il-young, look here,
Please?
Do you have your blinkers on right now?
That's right, My blinkers,,,
Then,
Me too,
That hurt,
Oh my god! Holy cow!
Scared the crap out of me! Geez,
Did you eat? Where did you go?
I'll keep it short,
I heard from Chi-ho,
You have a college-aged daughter,
and something about dad coming by every Olympics,,,
You said you'd keep it short,
My Chi-ho, He's sick,
He was malnourished,
He had a car accident,
At ten years old,
The accident was so big he doesn't remember anything before it,
He zones in and out, He's a bit slow,
We are just dinner mates,
What I'm saying is, just fuck off, you nuthead,
I don't have nuts,
Is that why you're trying to snag that bonehead,
so you can live comfortably the rest of your life?
Drop whatever plan you have and fuck off, I'm Chi-ho's guardian, you got that?
You're the one who's leeching off of your brother,
You take half of his monthly salary,
You get loans under his name,
Are you really his brother?
Huh?
I've heard your voice before,
Was I too early?
You,,,
You don't know who I am, do you?
I'm a man who has no tomorrow,
I know you have no job,
No, What I mean is, I have no future,
Bravo,
What?
Anyways, I'm treating you very respectfully today,
Next time, I won't be this nice, Understood?
Also, single mother?
Fuck, Don't you have any shame?
Why aren't you going home?
I still have some things I need to finish,
You seem worried,
Let's go, I'll buy you a drink,
(Chi-ho)
Il-young,
Don't you ever think that life is lonely?
I do,
More often these days,
Me too,
I've been married for 15 years,
But my marriage,,,
Never mind,
It's okay, You can tell me,
She farts,
While she eats,
When I see her like that, I sometimes want to rip off my penis,
Don't you love her?
I used to,
I don't remember, but I must have,
But, how many people in the world would love someone who farts while they eat?
They do exist,
Oh, okay,
Ouch! What are you doing!
You said you were lonely too, And I wasn't even asking to sleep with you!
Were you going to ask me?
Maybe after a beer,
How are you going to see me tomorrow?
I have no tomorrow,
Shall I rip his nuts off?
Sounds good actually,
Yes?
One more bottle of this please,
Hye-young,
Hye-young, look into my eyes,
We were good, We love each other,
Let's try a little more,
Our parents will accept us eventually,
I might die first while waiting for that eventually,
Does she have young parents?
What the,,,
Who are you?
Nothing, I'm sorry,
Babe, Stop,
Hye-young,
Together, we can get through this,
I'll try harder,
Babe,,,
I can't,
It's too hard,
I'm sorry,
Hye-young,
- Listen to me, - Stop following me!
This isn't like you, why are you doing this?
Stop following me!
Hye-young, you're really leaving?
Dammit,
Why do you keep staring?!
I wasn't staring,
- Do you think this is funny? - No,
Does this look like a drama to you?
- Is that why you're smirking? - No, not at all,,,
Have you ever imagined
how shitty the situation must be for the protagonist?!
Not really,
The world's biases start with a crooked eye,
Don't stare at me like that,
I seriously wasn't staring, I swear,,,
Do you really wanna die?
I'm sorry, I won't do it again,
Fuck, Seriously,
- Chi-ho, - Yes,
Do I look easy,
because I'm a single mom?
No, no way,
The world's biases start with a crooked eye,
Let's not lose to the crooks,
We're,,,
friends, right?
Sure,
Do you want to have dinner tomorrow?
Okay,
Chi-ho,
why won't you quit your job?
(Resignation letter) Are you insane?
What are you gonna do for a living when you quit?
You have to live first in order to figure that out,
- What if you die? - You're right,,,
Who's gonna die? Huh?
Get treatment, rehabilitate and you're good to go,
No problem!
It's like giving a lung cancer patient cigarettes and expecting them to recover,
Don't worry, You're not gonna die,
Who is fully healthy over 40 years old?
World War 2 caught everyone off guard too,
So many people died,
You're right, so many died,
What's going on?
Why is Chi-ho trying to quit?
There's this woman,
Why are you telling me about your woman right now?
No, not me, Chi-ho,
No way,
It's true,
I think she's the one who told him to quit,
Chi-ho, he's not the type to choose to quit on his own,
And besides, he has a good salary,
Why would she make him quit?
Okay,
We'll have to split them up then,
What?
Love,
Easy to build, easy to break,
What are you talking about?
If I meet her once, it'll break,
Because,,,
I'm incomparable,
Okay,
Why are there so many unwell people around me?
I'm sorry,
Once we get our new product developed, then I'll consider it again,
There's nothing for you to be sorry about,
It's just,,,
it would've been nice is all,
We'll eat later, right?
Yes, let's do it,
Hello?
Drop the "o", Just say "hell",
Lee Yook-go?
It's not the Olympics yet,
Let me see your face,
How's Jin-joo?
We moved,
I know,
You know how I know everything,
Stop trying to hide things,
I even know that you have a man,
4, 9, 3, 6, Green, crappy Pride,
Why couldn't you get yourself a better ride, geez!
It's starting to piss me off,
I'll see you soon,
Bananana in the sauna,
Milk! Let's have a good round,
Oh, this little bastard,
Why? Your financier isn't listening?
Hey, do you wanna marry him?
Marry? Your brother?
Sure, I'll do it,
Never mind,
Wait,
I have a job for you to do,
What,
Hit on my brother,
What the hell,
Not even a sorry?
No sorry,,, Jesus Christ,
If you cut me off, you better say sorry,
Hey, your driving,,,
Sorry, sir!
Manager Cha!
Wow, this is the first time meeting outside, isn't it?
Yes,
Oh, who's this? Girlfriend?
Yeah,,,
Hello,
Oh, she's beautiful,
Thank you,
- Are you guys going to eat? - Yes, bye then,,,
Let me join you,
Manager Cha,
Since you are dating, you should help me out too,
I want to date someone too,
Il-young,
Is something bothering you?
Seems like something's on your mind,
It's nothing,
Il-young,
Out of your eyes, nose, and mouth,
which one do you think is the ugliest?
Am I ugly?
No, I think your eyes are the ugliest,
But those eyes are more beautiful than Son Ye-jin herself,
- Chi-ho, - Yes?
Press here,
I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny,
No? I'm fine,
Let me visit the restroom,
Okay,
It's not poop,
She's cute, isn't she?
That's,,,
definitely poop,
Oh, Chi-ho, Chi-ho,
- Il-young? - Eun-sook?!
Sis?!
What is this?!
How did you bring someone to introduce so quickly?
I know, right? Somehow, it worked out,
- This is my close friend, Eun-sook, - Yup,
We used to work together,
It was called World Cup Pub,
The draft beer there was the best,
Seriously, It'd be fun to go again with a crowd,
A crowd? You still like to play like that, huh?
Oh, come on, sis,
What do you think?
- A beer? - Sure,
I like that,
I even have the number for the driver service, somewhere,,,
If you like it, I like it,
Eun-sook,
Why are you leaving? Huh?
I thought we had something?
I told you,
I'm a gambler,
Who cares if it's gambling or scrambling?
Scrambling?
You're not a crook,
You're not a con artist,
I'll quit gambling, no!
I've already quit,
I don't need anything else,
All I know is that I love you,
Me too!
And I love steamed fish,
From now on, just love me,
Jin-joo went to training camp, so I'm home alone today,
Then shall I stay a little longer?
Sure,
You can come in,
But if you do, you have to sleep with me,
Sorry?
Sleep with you?
Let me, let me, let me,
let me go buy something,
It's Cha Chi-ho,
My heart is beating, keeps beating,
It's supposed to,
As long as you're alive,
No! Not like that,
it's beating wildly, like this,
Sometimes it beats like that,
Sometimes we live calmly, sometimes wildly, you know?
No! I've never felt this way,
In here, inside here, it tickles,
Right here, right here,
Oh my gosh,
I think it's because Il-young, Il-young,,,
Il-young?
Yes, Il-young, She wants to,,,
After I heard that, I started feeling strange,
- You must love her, - What?
When you love, you get the tickles,
and the flutters, can't even breathe well,
Me?
Who else?
I don't know, do you think so?
Whew,,, Now I feel better,
It was tickling here,
He just,,, left,
It's you!
Oh, chicken shop owner! Yes, hello,
Where are you going?
Oh, I'm okay,
What is?
I don't have bus fare so I have to walk an hour, but I'm okay,
I see, good night,
I even got surgery for osteonecrosis on my femur,
and the doctor said I absolutely shouldn't walk,
but it feels alright, so I'm okay,
Good, you look healthy,
It's totally okay if you don't give me a ride,
Right turn here,
Straight down,
Straight? Okay,
From here,,,
Is it a left turn?
Yeah, That's correct,
I'm back here again,
Drop me off in front of that church,
- That church? - Yes, this church,
Okay,
There's something I need to pray about
- And also,,, - Yes,
Take this as fare for the ride,
No, no, that's okay,
Take it,
I don't even drink,
I brought this to ask a friend to borrow some money, but I got rejected at the door,
Thank you,
- Here, - No!
What do you see me as? Keep that to yourself,
This is my sign of appreciation,
Oh, come on,,,
(Well-being Chicken Coupon)
Thank you,
When we meet again, I'll buy you chicken,
Got it,
See you again,
Good night,
Il-young,
Chi-ho!
Are you okay?
I wished he were dead,
I feel sorry for saying that,
Then I should feel sorry too,
I wanted to kill him for you,
I feel bad for him,
He didn't live a happy life,
What kind of drunken, irresponsible parents name their son sixty-nine?
At least he's a Lee,
If he was a Three,,,
Jin-joo,
I had some gimbap and banana milk, What about you, Byung-hoon?
Really?
You should've eaten more,
Hey,
- Hey, you crazy bitch, - I have a customer,
What are you doing here?
You sang it with your own mouth, it was marriage bells!
I'm asking because I'm curious, Why do you live your life that way?
What about me?
Leave Chi-ho and sister Il-young alone and live a straight life,
It's good, living a straight life,
- Sister Il-young? - Yes,
- Have you been drinking? - No, I quit drinking,
And Chi-ho and Il-young, they freaking love each other,
And if you keep getting in their way,
you're the asshole!
- Fucking hell, everyone's dead, - Stop,
Stop it!
Pay for that!
Hey,
Where are you?
Bon appetit,
Mister,
How far have you gone with my mom?
I've been to,,, the ocean with her,
I told you, He's just a friend,
What do friends do together?
Well, we,,,
eat together,
we watch movies together,
and, umm,,,
And sleep together?
Hey!
This man looks super dorky,
Stop, before I give you a good asswhoopin',
Il-young, Il-young,
Don't,
- Jin-joo,,, - Mom,
Do you like him more than me?
Hey, Cha Chi-ho,
Hey, brother,
You son of a bitch!
What are you doing?!
Hey, aren't you gonna listen to your brother?
Didn't I tell you not to meet this bitch?
Why, why,,,
Why are you doing this?
Mom, let's go, Get up,
Let's go!
Jin-joo,
- What's wrong with you! - Let go! Let go!
Let's go!
Go where?! Why are you doing this!
Come here!
Come on! Please!
- Come here, now! - Il-young, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,,,
What's wrong with you?
We'll go first,
I transferred the money, You can check it,
Okay,
I'm off then,
Let me walk you,
No,
Chi-ho,
Yes?
We should stop seeing each other,
What?
I think that would be best,
Il-young,
Why are you so down?
I was just thinking,
About what?
Have you ever,,,
been in love, Director?
I'm in love right now,
Is love supposed to hurt like this?
It doesn't hurt for me yet,
It hurts for me,
It hurts so much,
I can't even tell tastes apart,
Manager Cha,
Please let go of him,
Whether he leaves the company, whether he loves, that's all up to him,
Why is the company getting in the way of his life?
Just let him go,
What, what,,,
What's wrong with him?
The CEO's son gets to do whatever he wants?
There's a woman,
What woman! What again!
No, not Chi-ho,
Director Kim,
Good to see you so often,
My chest feels like it's suffocating,,,
I can't breathe,
It's not beating this time?
You told me that my heart should beat when I'm alive,
But, right now,
I feel like I'm dying,
Is it because of Il-young?
Yes,
If you can answer so clearly,
then why did you come here?
I think I get it now!
What?
- I get it so clearly! - What did you get?!
None of your business!
What the,,,!
- Hye-young, - Il-young!
Il-young!
Hye-young,
Are you nuts?
My feelings for you,
I put it into this song,
- Stop, - Listen up,
I love you,
♫ I had forgotten how much I appreciated you ♫
♫ Even after all these years, thank you for staying where you are ♫
♫ In the early morning,,, ♫
Chi-ho,
♫ - Inside the warmth of your embrace,,, ♫ Ilyoung,
I found comfort,,, ♫ - I think I know what I did wrong, I'm sorry ♫
No, It was my fault,
I was being selfish, ♫ - Now let me comfort you,,, ♫
It's clear to me now,
Let's not be friends, but lovers, ♫ - Forevermore, on our path,,, ♫
♫ Like the light through the leaves,,, ♫
- Il-young, - Yes,
Let's sleep together,
Yes, Let's sleep together,
- Really? - Yes,
♫ Thank you always, for staying where you are ♫
Does it still feel strange?
No, not at all,
It's sweet like honey,
You're home early,
It's not that early,
Did you sleep with that bitch?
Don't call her a bitch,
Hey,
I can't call her a bitch? Huh?
No,
Hey,
I told you not to see her,
Are you not gonna listen to me?
But you're not doing this to me for me,
This is all for you,
It's all for you, you idiot!
That bitch, she's struggling to raise her kid so she's just approaching you for money!
The one who approached for money was your mom!
No,,,
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, brother,
But honestly, I remember everything,
Even why you don't like women, I remember everything!
Shut up!
My brother and I, we have different mothers,
My mom,
she took care of my brother more than me,
So my brother took care of me to make up for it,
But in middle school,
my brother found out that he wasn't her biological son,
- What's worse was that - Brother?
He found out because,,,
his biological mom showed up asking for money,
His mom forced him to leave with her,
but it wasn't long before she abandoned him again,
My brother roamed the streets,
while I held my mom's hand to search the streets all day for him,
Suk-ho!
In that moment, she held me in her arms,
And then she went to heaven,
I hurt my head,
and the neighborhood kids started making fun of me,
They said I was stupid,
So I hid in my room
and my brother fought everyone who made fun of me,
You don't have a home, do you?
You're abandoned,
Don't follow me, you bastard,
I'm a scary person,
I feel bad for your brother,
I like him,
Just like that,
Let's not rush this,
With Jin-joo, and your brother,
They're the only family we have,
It's okay if it takes long for them to understand,
Okay,
Hey,
Where's your mom?
Jin-joo!
- Drop it! - Jin-joo!
Jin-joo!
Chi-ho, gun, Gun,
What are you doing here, brother?
What are you doing here?!
No, no, Hear me out,
What the hell are you doing here?!
I didn't hit her! She hit me!
Get out!
Stop it!
Both of you, get out of my house!
Chi-ho,
Keep your chin up,
Okay, Take care,
Hey, Chi-ho!
Chi-ho, what's wrong? Huh? Hey, Hey!
Hey, Cha Chi-ho! Get up!
Wake up, man!
Oh? Hey, Chi-ho!
Chi-ho! Wake up!
Are you okay?
Brother,,,
Yes,
It hurts,,,
Hurts? Where?
My leg,,,
Leg?
Oh, sorry, Sorry,
Why would you drink like that, when you can't drink?
Of all places,
It's been a long time,
Have you been well?
I paid off all my loans,
With my severance pay,
You quit your job,
Yes,
I always had enough money to pay it off,
but I was worried my brother would ask for more,
But now he's working,
He's not gambling anymore,
That's good,
I paid off all my debt too,
I bought a car,
I'm a good driver now,
Oh, that's good,
Are you,,, eating well?
Of course,
Look,
Then,,,
Hey,
You know,,,
That's how it is,
We have people we can't let go of,
- Chi-ho, - Yes?
You don't have to hide,
Whatever anyone says,
Chi-ho, you're a good man, just the way you are,
Thank you,
To me, Il-young,,,
Il-young, you are,,,
I'm leaving now,
Hey,,,
Excuse me!
Yes, big bro,,, I mean customer,
Chi-ho,
Hey,
Why did you change so much?
Were we always like this?
This is only the 2nd time I've met you since elementary school,
Yeah, well, but,
You're the best,
I'm not the best,
I also quit my job,
Yes,
That's why I'm asking you,
A successful food developer's meaningful resignation,
The reason you had to quit your job,
"The chips are bad for you,"
If you say those words, the other side will start babbling too,
That's all, It's simple,
Chi-ho, Huh?
That's my seat,
Cue sheet is ready,
(100-minute Debate The Chips that Kill Us)
Ten minutes before live, Please turn off all your phones,
- Stand by, - Ready to roll!
Yes, Director Kim,
You must be about to go on television,
I just wanted to remind you not to worry about the company,
Got it,
And also, I heard Il-young is moving overseas,
Overseas?
In a couple days, did you know?
- No, I didn't know, - I see,
That's what I heard,
Good luck with the shoot,
Like the Cha Chi-ho I know,
Hanging up now,
Il-young is moving overseas?
No,
Then why did you make up such a thing?
I just,,,
wanted to speed things up,
Okay, camera one, Standby,
Cue,
Recently, a program was aired to expose the potential lethal side effects of chips,
With a civic group's lawsuit to pull the ads off air, the controversy is growing,
As you have all seen in on TV,
the FDA pointed out that the trans fatty acids,
heavy metal and sugar content are all at dangerous levels,
Right,
Let's check the screen,
As you can see, instant foods such as chips contain various harmful substances
such as chemical additives, artificial coloring, and sweeteners,
Imagine your child eating such toxic things,
I heard Il-young is moving overseas,
Did you say it was on par with the EU?
Wait, hold on one second,
Look now,
Stop laughing, The manufacturer,,,
- Why, I can't speak all of a sudden? - You called out their name,,,
- Can you be responsible for it? - Responsible for what?
- The facts that you're saying, - They're facts!
No, they're not! Are you here to fight?
You spoke to me that way first,
No I didn't, You,,,
(Overseas)
Mr, Cha Chi-ho,
Mr, Cha,
Mr, Cha Chi-ho is holding his tongue today,
As a food developer at a chips company,
you're the person behind numerous hit snacks,
But due to health reasons, you've currently left your company,
It seems you're someone who has directly experienced harm,
Let me ask you a question,
Are chips bad for us?
C'mon, Why isn't he saying anything?
Mr, Cha Chi-ho?
I,,,
think it's wrong to draw a line between agree and disagree,
then make the two sides fight,
Just because we think different, doesn't mean we have to fight,
Are chips bad for you?
What a foolish question,
The amount you eat is what's important,
Producer Suh,
Shall we mute Cha Chi-ho's audio?
- No, - All products on the market,,,
- There's no need to go by the script, - Have passed rigorous standards and tests,
I got sick because I ate too much of the snacks that I work to make,
What food won't get you sick if you eat too much of it?
Mr, Cha, You are on the "against" side,
No,
I don't agree or disagree,
If you don't agree or disagree, then what are you?
I'm,,,
Chi-ho,
you're a good person, Just the way you are,
I'm just,,,
Cha Chi-ho,
This is about to be a broadcast accident,
Hold on a second,
Everyone thinks different, Looks different,
Not one single person is the same,
But hating someone just because they're different, that's bad,
It's better to understand each other a little more,
Like,,,
like Il-young,
Cut! Cut it!
Yes,
Alright, Then let us,,,
Il-young,
You're all I think about,
That's the only thing I could do,
I miss you,
I want to eat with you and talk to you,
I want to hold your hand and walk everywhere with you,
And when I think of those things,,,
I realize, Il-young,,,
You were my everything, You were my world,
This is what I've been thinking,
Il-young,
I love you,
Just the way you are,
How ridiculous,
I love you,
Doesn't this feel like a variety show? Huh?
Yeah, a written apology won't do it,
Wait, No, no, no,
Wait, no, Hold on a second,
I wasn't thinking of causing any harm to you,
I just wanted to follow you,
so that I could see your mom and complain,
But,,,
You're the one who hit me,
And threatened me with your gun,
I was scared and tried to leave, but you grabbed me and beat me,
You know, I'm the victim here,
Never mind, You know what?
I'll beg for your forgiveness,
You can hit me some more if you want,
Or you can hit me anytime you see me,
But my brother Chi-ho,,,
He hasn't done anything wrong,
See? It's all my wrongdoing,
So,
can you open up to Chi-ho, please?
Are you protesting? How much longer are you gonna sulk for?
Cut me some fruit, I'm studying for exams,
You study?
I do,
I want to eat with you and talk to you, hold your hand,,,
I knew it, You weren't studying,
And when I think of those things,,,
I realize, Il-young,
You were my everything, You were my world,
This is what I've been thinking,
Il-young,
I love you,
Just the way you are,
Go see him if you want,
It wouldn't hurt, right?
It might hurt a little,
The insurance money, That's all I need,
What if I die?
No, nobody would speed too fast back here,
What the hell is this, the autobahn?
Are you trying to kill somebody?!
It bumped! It bumped!
Aren't you gonna get out?
I'll be your witness,
It's totally on her,
Look at her, being all stubborn, Hey, you crazy,,,
Stop!
Don't say bitch!
Who are you to curse at her?
Do you wanna die?!
I won't do it again,,,?
Those staring eyes, I've seen them before,
Right? Those eyes,,,
Il-young!
- Il-young! - It's a hit-and-run!
Hey!
Follow her with your car, you idiot!
Il-young!
It's more romantic when I run into your arms, right?
Is this why you drove away?
I'm so out of breath,,,
I was only trying to go a little, but you kept following,
Il-young,
- Sesame leaf please, - Sure,
Sister-in-law,
Aren't you tired?
We're not even married, you don't have to call me that,
C'mon,,,
Oh, really? Then what, auntie?
Aunt,,,
Stop,
Hey! Jin-joo!
- You're back, - Welcome,
You're hungry, right? What do you want?
Heaven gimbap, please,
One heaven gimbap!
Okay,
Well, it seems Jin-joo is our first customer,
But I'm not gonna pay,
What?
You guys are related for sure,
Oh!
Our first real customer!
Customer, customer,
Welcome!
(GIMBAP, GOES TO HEAVEN)
Directed by LEE Han
YOO Hai-jin
KIM Hee-seon
CHA In-pyo JIN Sun-kyu
HAN Seon-hwa JUNG Da-eun