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A long, long time ago,,,
Out of nowhere, a strange light rained down upon the world,
The entire world,
And that light turned everyone into stone,
After that, the world slowly collapsed,
The buildings and everything else, all of civilization, vanished,
After humanity had spent millions of years building it,
What a shame!
But there was one man who hadn\'t given up,
Even after he was petrified, he held on to his consciousness,
In fact, he kept counting the seconds,
The date and time are too precious to forget, he figured,
He\'s absolutely nuts,
And that man,,, was Senku-chan!
One summer day, thousands of years after humanity was petrified,
Senku-chan awoke, all alone,
He found himself in an empty, primitive Earth,
I probably would\'ve died helplessly on the spot,
But Senku-chan is an awesome science whiz,
He made his own food, clothes, and shelter,,,
and eventually, he also made the revival fluid!
Senku\'s awesome!
I want to be like Senku, too!
The kids certainly love him,
Well, then, let\'s hear a word from our amazing leader,
Senku-chan!
Sure, whatever, That was absolutely riveting,
Your super stone world foundation story was epic,
I\'m bawling over here,
Also, Gen, quit babbling and put your hands to work,
You got me, I was procrastinating,
So, he used the revival fluid to bring back this tough,
mighty guy named Tsukasa-chan,
This is a stone world,
An untainted paradise,
We\'ll revive only the pure-hearted youth
and live in a natural world owned by no one,
It\'s a chance to purify humanity,
Don\'t you agree, Senku?
Not at all,
Not even a millimeter,
I\'m going to use the power of science to rescue every single person,
They ended up in a massive disagreement,
So while Tsukasa-chan is all like,
"Let\'s build a new world!" and reviving people to join him,
Senku-chan built a kingdom of science on top of this village in order to fight him,
We\'re the Kingdom of Science!
Down with Tsukasa!
Although, Senku-chan,,,
We worked so hard on the cell phone so we could
execute a preemptive strike on Tsukasa-chan,
Shouldn\'t we get moving? It\'s going to be spring soon, and they\'ll come knocking,
What are we making next?
Yeah,,,
That\'s why we\'re going to finish up this super science project item,
A super item?
We\'re going to defeat the Tsukasa Empire with agility and speed,
We\'re making humanity\'s greatest survival science product: space food!
Sp,,,
,,,ace?
Food?
Here we go again!
Another craft that couldn\'t possibly belong in a stone world!
What\'s "space"?
It\'s that place way, way above the sky,
This is starting to sound exciting again,
I can\'t wait!
It\'s just food, though, isn\'t it?
Yeah,
We\'re upgrading our favorite foxtail millet ramen to be fit for battle,
Me! Me! I\'ll help!
I want ramen so bad!
Seriously! So bad!
Ginro, what are you trying to say?
But why do we need this space,,, ramen for battle?
Ah! We\'re launching steaming hot ramen at the enemy, correct?
I don\'t think that\'s it, Father,
There isn\'t any gravity in space,
let alone the room or time to sit down for a meal,
This stuff is quick to prepare and nutritious,
It\'s also small and light,
That\'s the super well-thought-out, precious food that is space food,
I see,
Tsukasa-chan doesn\'t want to attack in the winter
partly because he wants more men, but,,,
It\'s a simple problem,
In this stone world, a mega-cold winter battlefield is hell,
But we can overcome that problem with science,
A warm, proper meal that we can prepare instantly
would give us a ten billion percent advantage,
It\'s the ultimate weapon in a winter battle,
Warm science food is going to keep us powered up, in both body and spirit!
Space food sounds amazing!
This is the final super item for our attack on the Tsukasa Empire,
Leave us to make the ramen,
Now that everyone in the village has come together,
we can be more efficient than ever,
The maker team\'s gotta keep up, too,
We\'re going to build a machine to upgrade that ramen into space ramen!
But how does this work?
We\'re going to vacuum the ramen,
We\'ll take all the air out,
It\'s the same as what we did before,
Ah, when we built the cell phones,
Those vacuum tubes were a real pain,
Wait, vacuum the ramen?
What does that mean?
Ramen Sneak,,,
Okay, the ramen\'s done,
Now we just need to warm it up in soup,
That won\'t be necessary,
We\'re freezing it solid,
Why are we freezing all this delicious ramen?!
The rules are the rules,
Stop talking and get to work, Ginro!
This is space ramen?
No, this is just frozen food,
We\'re going to lighten this to Hell and back so our troops can be even more mobile,
Lighten ramen?
You don\'t mean,,,
That\'s right,
We\'re making cup noodles,
It\'s the birth of freeze-dried food,
Freeze-dried, huh?
I\'ve heard of it, but what exactly are we doing?
We\'re literally freezing it and then drying it,
That\'s all it is,
When you freeze food, the moisture inside turns to ice,
Solid Yeah, of course,
I get that much,
Put that in a vacuum, and the lack of air in the environment turns the water,,,
Poof! Into vapor,
That dries out the food and makes it super small and light,
This is all too complicated for me,
How exactly do we do the "poof!" part?
That\'s what the maker team\'s for,
It\'s done!
Check this out,
We used the water wheel that we suffered so much to build,,,
to build a freeze drying machine!
I\'m impressed, Chrome, Kaseki!
Everything here is made using things we built together with Senku,
Yeah,
That\'s what humanity did, working away diligently over the past two million years,
That\'s science,
We have freeze-dried ramen!
Space food acquired!!
Yes!
Wait, what is this?
It does look small and light, but,,,
Uh, it looks gross,
It\'s all spongy and rough,
Just watch,
Is this really edible, though?
Yo, I\'ll be the guinea pig!
A science user never hesitates to jump on anything new!
You\'ve said that before, too,
I\'m pretty sure you just want to be the first to eat it,
Yum!
Is it just me, or is it even better than before, now that it\'s nice and hot?!
Here you go,
Now we can fight and eat at the same time!
I don\'t know if that really gives us an advantage, Magma-chan,
I don\'t want anyone to get hurt,
We can\'t avoid fighting anymore, can we?
We aren\'t going to go kill anyone,
The victory condition for the Kingdom of Science is remarkably simple,
We just want to capture the miracle cave where we can gather the revival fluid,
If we can keep in touch with my friends on the other side using our cell phones,
we could even accomplish a bloodless siege,
Are these friends of yours truly safe?
They\'ve been infiltrating the enemy army this whole time, haven\'t they?
Are they not in danger?
Not one millimeter of concern there,
Taiju and Yuzuriha aren\'t going to croak that easily,
I wonder what they\'re like,
Considering they\'re Senku\'s friends, they must be really, really smart,
Who the hell are these people?!
They look nothing like that!
Taiju\'s a simpleton who\'s in charge of brawny stuff!
Huh?! Not what I expected,,,
It\'s become the official background music,
Amazing, huh?
Lillian-chan, the world\'s diva,
Everyone\'s in love, even in this age,
Her voice is still so beautiful, even after hearing it so many times,
Everyone in the Tsukasa army should hear this record, too,
It\'s so pretty, I\'m destroyed!
Maybe it\'ll convince them to stop attacking or something,
Lillian-chan\'s songs are way too familiar to modern people,
They aren\'t going to be destroyed by it,
Besides, with this audio quality,,,
This audio quality,,,
Just come up already,
What do you want?
Heya,
I didn\'t want the pure-hearted to hear,
Like Kinro-chan and Kokuyo-chan,
It already sounds like you\'ve got a skeevy plan,
Good guess,
All we need is the record and a pair of phones,
If it works out, we can actually save seven billion people
in a bloodless siege on the Tsukasa Empire,
But if God happens to be watching,
Ishigami Senku and Asagiri Gen are going to Hell together,
Not to worry,
God\'s been absent in the world of science for ten billion years,
Let\'s hear it, mentalist,
I didn\'t want the pure-hearted to hear,
Like Kinro-chan and Kokuyo-chan,
It already sounds like you\'ve got a skeevy plan, Senku and Gen? Holding a secret meeting?
Quiz time!
The secret to Tsukasa-chan\'s empire,
What\'s the unifying force that brings them together?
A: Food,
B: Hot chicks,
C: Tsukasa-chan himself,
C, obviously,
Ding, ding, ding! Ten billion points!
Tsukasa-chan\'s always been a popular figure,
with his "strongest high school primate" title,
Which means that, in order to break them apart,
we just need someone who\'s as famous and popular as Tsukasa-chan,
Hi! I\'m Lillian Weinberg,
A woman\'s voice!
From that record!
I can kind of fake a woman\'s voice, too,
Although it\'s pretty tough,
No, that was close,
That was really close,
But it\'s going to be totally obvious that it\'s a guy\'s voice,
I know, right?
But what if the voice came over our low-quality, noisy phones?
And you\'re using the voice from the record as authentication,
Ding, ding, ding! A hundred billion points!
What are they talking about?
Lillian\'s live singing, heard over the phone,,,
A powerful voice only she could pull off,
Well, it is her, after all,
You\'d have to believe that Lillian\'s alive and on the other end of the phone,
This is Lillian Weinberg calling from America,
People of Japan, please hear me out,
The world hasn\'t collapsed,
The United States has already recovered,
Help is on the way to Japan, as well,
So you\'re going to make a zombie Lillian to tell a big, fat lie,
and deceive everyone with false hope,
We\'re definitely going to Hell,
Okay, got it, We\'ll figure out the details later,
Let\'s go with that,
That was quick!
What do you mean, "okay, got it"?! I didn\'t get any of that!
Tell him from the top, mentalist,
First, we deliver the cell phone to Taiju-chan and Yuzuriha-chan,
We very quietly let Tsukasa\'s army hear it, and play Lillian-chan\'s songs,
Thus we trick them,
This call is coming from America,
The world hasn\'t collapsed!
They all think the old world\'s been destroyed,
That\'s the only reason they\'re following their great leader Tsukasa,
Well, it is destroyed,
If they think there\'s help on the way, that changes everything,
After we make most of Tsukasa\'s army turn on him,
we coordinate using our cell phones
and conquer them in one swift move, Not a single drop of blood will be spilled,
Wait, they\'ll figure out you lied later!
Who cares?
None of that matters once we capture Tsukasa-chan and Hyoga-chan,
Of course you\'d come up with a ten billion percent underhanded plan like that,
It\'s exhilarating!
Everyone in the Tsukasa Empire is going to hate us to death later,
That\'s all,
Don\'t tell the villagers what we\'re doing,
We don\'t need any villains from the old world besides the two of us,
What the hell are you talking about?
I\'m an accomplice now that you\'ve told me,
You were the one who barged into the discussion,
Literally,
I\'m the one carrying out the plan, anyway,
You\'re going to need a technician to deploy that giant-ass cell phone, aren\'t you?
They already recognize you, Senku, This is my job,
Let\'s go to Hell together, the three of us,
But in exchange, let\'s save the world— all seven billion people,
All right, we\'re all set,
We have three task forces:
Chrome on engineering,
Magma on transporting the cell phone,
and Gen on navigation,
There\'s just one big problem,,,
The Tsukasa army scout, Homura,
Judging from the lack of snow on the branches on that hill,
I\'m pretty sure she\'s watching from there,
You can see that?!
Of course not,
That would be a good route,
It\'s a straight line from here to the Tsukasa Empire,
If they find out about our preemptive strike,
or worse, learn that we have cell phones, it\'s all over,
What if we set out in the middle of the night?
We\'re carrying vacuum tubes,
It\'s all over if we trip in the darkness,
Could we outrun them?
Look at all this stuff we\'re carrying, dumbass,
That might not work,
Not a problem,
We\'re going to lure Homura to the other side using a super science gadget,
The main force will move out in the meantime,
A super science gadget?
If you run electricity through water, it boils up hydrogen and oxygen,
The mixed gas you get out of it is called a detonating gas,
Put it in a balloon, like one made out of a deer\'s bladder,
and you\'ve got a wimpy bomb that makes an insanely loud noise,
In other words, a sonic bomb,
All right, here we go,
Time for our preemptive strike,
Detonate the sonic bombs!
Now! Go! The other side!
Go!
It\'s the final battle versus the Tsukasa Empire,,,
The beginning of the Stone Wars!
This is exhilarating!