Hey, Ha!
Wake up! Breakfast time!
Are you planning to rot in bed?
We are running out of pots for your dead fishes,
Now imagine,,,
being embraced by the purest stream of light,,,
feel yourself floating towards that magical glow,,,
how magical,,,
how serene,,,
At this very moment,,,
you are indulging in
the boundless flow of love from the Universe,,,
Mom, close the door,,,!
Because you are the chosen one,,,
Everything you desire in this world will become yours,,,
Did the fish die again, Mom?
Mom, I'm heading out,
Where are you going?
Just for a while,
The battery is in the second drawer on the left,
Never mind, I'll do it,
Mom, don't touch my desk!
You are ruining my stuff!
Mom!
Remember to clean up later!
Alright, let's begin,
Stand closer,
Wrap your arm around her waist,
Raise this hand higher please,
Tuck this hand into your pocket,
Yes, otherwise you look like a robot,
Shall we try the wedding march?
Music, please!
Go!
Slow down,
Eyes forward,
Be romantic!
During the dowry exchange
tell your parents to move s-l-o-w-l-y,
Like this, look,
Do that if you want nice photos,
Are you done? What's taking so long?
Tonight's wedding troupe is already at the gate!
Oops,,,
Okay, that was your wedding rehearsal,
See you tomorrow! Bye!
Change the LED backdrop!
Hey! Reception!
Why didn't you inform me?
Why? Did you have insomnia again?
I might just drop dead soon,
What if I end up dying when you're studying abroad?
Would you come back to see me one last time?
Nope,
Scratch my back,
Look at you,
Your sickness is from the lack of romantic love,
The moment we set foot abroad,
I will start searching for a blonde chick
with blue eyes, big boobs and bouncy ass
to deflower you!
Damn,
Do you actually think I have such mediocre taste?
Unmarketable guys like you can't afford to be picky,
Hey,
If I end up dying
do you think my mother will come back?
Hey sis!
Help us snap a shot,
- Here, come on, - Look at me, two, three,
Yes,
Hello, bride's money box is here, groom's money box is over there!
Oh, I'm actually friends with both, where should I put the money?
You can put it in my box!
Hey, you are doing it again!
Hello aunties, the money box is this way,
Excuse me,,,!
Can you help me sew these balloons onto the veil?
What?
Here, my sister saw this yesterday,
Can you do it?
My gosh,
Come with me,
Walk slowly, I'm taking artistic photos,
Yes, it's nicer up close,,,
Hey! Slow down!
Why's the LED screen so dim?
Ok,
More smoke please,
More!
Yes! What a beautiful and a heavy gold choker,
It's a gift from the groom's family to the bride,
Do you think it is beautiful?
Do you think it is heavy?
Applause, please,
Hello?
Are you coming back for dinner tonight?
I would like to invite you
to turn your attention to the stage
and wait for a magical moment,
Wait, where's the ring,
Lower the ring basket!
The ring basket!
Quick!
What a waste,
Seven empty tables,
Of all the dates to get married
they must pick the football final,
That's a question for the feng shui master!
The master's prediction was spot on,
Today is the day of luck and prosperity
I bet Vietnam will win, all in!
Sure,,, If they lose, you owe us five million each, okay?
You'd better head home before the traffic jam,
Finish up okay, I'm off first,
Hey Tam!
Here, Dragon and Phoenix for your daughter, so she can get married soon,
This match deserves to go down in the history of football!
Unbelievable!
Mom!
Life is full of plot twists
but this move is just too much to handle
What is going on?
Mom! Are you okay?
Why?
Give me your phone,
What are they doing?
It seems that there is a mortifying secret
hidden inside that phone
I can see a complex mix of emotions on her face
The cat is out of the bag
just like how the truth always comes to light
Question is,
can our heroine with stand this cruel turn of fate?
Perhaps?
Was she betrayed?
Was she?
Was she not?
A very tense moment
Everybody is holding their breath
Goal!
Yes! She's officially cuckolded!
Yes,
That was my niece who returned from abroad,
My husband brought her to see the football match,
[Thanh's mom] Who is she?
- Where is she from? - Today is,,,
- a very lucky day, - Ask her to come here!
Vietnam is the champion,
Hello? Yes, I saw it,
That was my husband's niece who returned from abroad,,,
Now the entire country knows you have an affair,
Our relatives will say that we don't know how to raise you properly,
Tell grandma to lower her voice,
The walls have ears,
You brought shame upon us,
Grandma, please lower your voice,
Are you satisfied now, son?
I told you so many times,
Learn to take control of your husband!
Don't become like me!
All men are the same, honey,
Grandma, please close the door!
Fuck you! Let people sleep!
When are you filing for divorce?
Just so you know, I'm not staying with anyone,
Why hasn't my momburnt down the house yet?
If it were up to me, things would have run amok by now,
Go ahead, burn it down,
Then you'll end up in jail,
Sooner or later, this building is going to collapse anyway,
Why are there so many mosquitoes?
Poor butterfly,
Consider this a chance to reincarnate as human, okay?
Damn,
Are you cursing the butterfly?
Being human sucks,
Right,
Sorry then,
You should just chop off his dick,
We can have birdie stew
put it in a pressure cooker,
add some goji berries and lotus seeds,
It will outshine any gourmet dish!
If you chop off every cheating husband's dick,
then this country will be full of eunuchs, no?
They deserve it!
Thuy! We have customers,
Have you ever wondered
why people call our genitals "bird" and "butterfly"?
I mean
It's simple,
Old people just blurt out whatever they see,
There's no need to think too deeply,
No, what I mean is,
Like, it's so important that
when a child is born
the first question is not whether the baby is healthy
but whether it's a boy or a girl
what's in between its legs,
Don't be sad about the loving words we exchanged,
Don't worry, just forget about us,
You will soon let go of our time together,
She's probably dumped by some guy again,
Just ignore her,
Hey auntie Tam!
If you plan to beat up that woman, count me in,
My mom didn't let me join in last time,
Go ahead!
You only know how to fight,
No wonder nobody wants you!
Even if anybody wants me
they would run away at the first sight of your face!
What's wrong with my face?
Hey! I was once crowned Miss Neighborhood!
Nonsense,
Just stay calm
and think this through carefully,
What's done is done,
The most important thing now is to keep a cool head,
Nice speech
I didn't see your head being that cool
when you beat up your husband's mistress,
Sure,,,
I'm also waiting for you to chop off your husband's dick!
Eat up, my dear,
A full stomach will erase all your sadness,
Trust me,
And I know you have forgotten
all the love songs you wrote for me,
And I know your heart is aching
for someone else that is not me,
And I won't blame you anymore, I won't,,,
After all, it was nothing but deceitful love!
Sometimes I wonder
what if I were a "bird"?
Perhaps then my family would not be like this,
Who told you so?
My aunt,
I overheard it when I was little,
My grandparents wanted a boy to carry the bloodline
but my mom could no longer conceive after me,
Bullshit,
Even if you had grown a dozen "birds"
your parents would still not be any happier,
Just look at me,
Next, a mole near the corner of your lips,
This mole position indicates an exceptionally good life,
Never, ever remove a mole near the corner of your lips!
Remember my words, ladies,
The six types of ultra-unlucky moles position for women,
First, a mole near the corner of the lips,
Those with a mole near the lips corner are ill-fated
their careers are full of turmoils
their businesses all end up in vain,
Commenter Vu Thi Hoa:
"Master, I have a teardrop mole under my right eye"
"how do I resolve this bad luck?"
"These few years my family is never at peace"
"My husband's business keeps losing money,,,"
Hey Hoa, your question shows a lack of knowledge,
Having a teardrop mole is not always a bad sign okay?
It depends on the overall harmony of your facial features,
For more information, come visit our place in person,
Master will provide you with an accurate feng shui reading,
For those who are also interested, please leave your number,
Master will send you the address,
Next,
Commented Trinh Ngoc Hai:
"Master, I don't have any girlfriend"
"Should I fix my nose?"
Who's there?
So you saw me on the live stream right?
Yes,
I'm not the Master,
My role is to connect with the needy souls on their behalf,
The Master is extremely preoccupied with Heavenly matters,
Follow me,
You can put your offerings here,
Amitabha Buddha,
Greetings, Master,
Amitabha Buddha,
The "glabella" and "philtrum" of your face are devoid of light,
Your life is filled with loneliness and suffering,
You live without being known
and die without being noticed,
Delicate thin palms
what a tough life you have,
Your own wealth is not in your possession,
Your hard work is only for others to reap,
Do you have any wishes?
Exhale,,,
Completely relax all the muscles on your face
your arms,,, your legs,,, your entire body,,,
Savasana,
Namaste,
I don't like sweets,
Master has just performed a Fate-Changing ritual,
They blessed you with these red moles
and the fengshui eyebrows,
Bring to the shop and ask them to tattoo these on you,
This is the Holy ash, you have to mix it with water,
Drink it over a course of seven days, no more, no less,
It should help change your ill fate,
Make sure you follow instructions,
About your husband,,,
He has been spirited away,
His heart and soul can no longer see you,
There's a way though,
We can perform a ritual to bring him back to you
I will try to convince and plead with the Master to help you,
But I can't guarantee that they will agree to it,
Yes, I will do it no matter how much money it costs,
What money?
My Master represents the virtues of Buddha and the Heavenly Gods,
They provide salvation for the suffering souls,
They sacrifice their life for the greater good,
Here you are, money this money that,
You have just thrown Master's goodwill out of the window,
No, no,,,
Can money bring your husband back to you?
The master just wants to spread their blessings,
It's never about money,
Don't you worry,
However,
The ceremonial items are slightly intricate,
So I will need to request an up-front deposit from you,
Sis, it's so beautiful,
At this rate, money and love will keep falling into your lap!
Remember to send your friends here,
Mom!
Hey dear
I just tattooed her eyebrows, eyelids and hands,
She can't ride the bike now,
You should have brought a pair of sunglasses
to shield her from the wind,
Try to ride slowly later,
Slow down a bit,
The wind hurts my eyes,
This is the slowest I can go,
Dust!
Dust got into my eyes!
Can we stop for a bit?
Some dust got into my eyes,
Let me grab you a pair of sunglasses,
Wait here,
[Ban on market selling]
Calm down sis, everything can be resolved,
What's with this bridge jumping trend?
You guys show up here every other week,
Follow me to the police station now,
Move this way, sis,
Come with me now!
Mom!
Ha!
I seek your understanding,
We have a quota to meet this month in saving attempted suicides,
Does my mom look suicidal to you?
Enough, Ha,
Let's go,
Are you crying?
No, my eyes are in pain
but I didn't dare to ask you to slow down,
Who forced you to suffer like that?
It's like this with new tattoos,
After a couple of days when the dried skin peel off
I will be even more beautiful than you!
I asked
who forced you to suffer like that?
Do you know that suicide is jumping actually an art?
It's not like you can just randomly jump and die,
There's a science to it,
No idea,
You noob,
Watch this,
If you jump from here
the most you'll get is a broken arm or leg
but let's say
if you jump from here
your chances of dying are higher
as long as you dive head-first,
Basically, just watch your step and walk properly,
Don't slip,
unless you want a painful death,
Your face will be a mess
your brain splashing all over!
Ew! Gross!
Hey Tam! Hey Thanh!
Hey Tam!
Tam!
She must be sleeping still, last night's rain was good,
What time is it already,,,
She's having such a good life,
Tam!
Finally, she's here,
Hey Tam, do you have any leaks inside your flat?
Yes, how do you know?
May I?
Uncles, aunties,
You still think I'm making it up?
Look! The leak in this flat is massive!
This is the fifth one already, uncle,
An entire row of leaking ceilings,
First floor, second floor, third floor,
Even auntie's flat on the fifth floor is affected,
My flat is on the fifth floor,
First floor, second floor, third floor, all leaking,
What are you going to do?
It's not that I don't want to resolve this for you,
But I really cannot see any leak anywhere!
Hey,
I bet the apartment buildings abroad are way nicer,
We don't even need to stay in one,
Perhaps we will end up in a home stay
owned by a childless old couple,
Perhaps they will even adopt us
and make us inherit all their fortune
we will soon be rolling in money!
As if you have already been accepted to that school,
Manifestation!
You always have to believe that you will get what you want,
When we move over there, I will take ballet classes,
The bourgeois, superficial art form that my dad used to oppose,
One day I will dance on the tip of my toes
on grandiose stages
just like your mom,
Let's go,
Hey, what's wrong?
I'm tired,
Why?
By the way, I think your dad was right,
I'm sorry,
Excuse me, ma'am,
Hey, are you done looking around?
Do you like it?
Let's sign the contract!
Wait for me at the office
I'll join you there,
Lien?
Hi Tam,
The ritual preparation is done,
Master said your generational karma is very heavy,
So the ritual needs to be done at your home,
Master's schedule is fully booked until end of the year,
The only free slot is tomorrow morning,
Can you get ready to greet Master?
Tam?
Be ready to greet Master, okay?
Yes, yes,
The Master is sensing the energy of your house,
Wow,
Just as you wish,
Your house is on fire,
What,,,
Must be one of my mom's nonsense,
The Master told me
there's an evil spirit lurking inside your house,
This spirit is infamous for wrecking families,
It splits up people's hearts and sucks away all the fortune,
Namo Amitabha Buddha,
The Master, please save us from this misfortune,
Don't you worry,
The Master will take care of it,
All done,
The Master has chased the evil spirit away,
Your misfortune is over, for now,
Your husband will soon change his heart and return to you,
For you,
Consider it a gift,
Yeah, I know,
Talk tomorrow, okay?
Ha!
Give me a hand,
Lift up the bed,
This is so heavy,
What are we doing?
It's okay,
And two, and three,,,
Okay, it got in,
What's with all these?
Do you think you areVietnamese Cinderella?
Is Fairy Godfather going to appear and grant your wishes?
I think your father is back,
Quick, go, go!
Slow down!
Your ceiling looks hideous
I'll take care of it,
Can't count on your father for anything,
See?
Such graceful moves even at that age,
Unlike my flappy old husband
I bet he would trip and fall on the very first step,
As if you could shake your butt like that lady!
It's all fake,
Fake boobs, fake butts, she's done it all
I'm their neighbor, I know everything,
Such an ugly old hag
yet she got her husband wrapped around her fingers,
Ugly but with booty!
Throw in a love spell, and he'll be tied up for life,
What love spell?
Such nonsense,
It's true, just look at my nephew,
After returning from his travel,
he suddenly declared that he must marry this girl
who is not only ugly but also has crooked teeth,
They say she tricked him
by feeding him water mixed with period blood,
Gross!
I heard that in Malaysia
they even make love spell with vagina sweat,
Such nonsense!
Don't listen to her,
I read it online, okay?
Tell us!
Basically, you have to scoop a bowl full of piping hot rice
then squat down on top of it,
- Just like that? - Yes,
Oh wait,
You also have to be,,, butt-naked,
You know, let the sweat come down
then feed the rice mixed with that sweat to your target everyday,
Ew, gross,
Horrifying,
This spell is truly wicked,
Right?
Excuse me
I want this in M size,
Wait a moment,
Excuse me,
Can you help me with this?
How's it going?
Do you have a larger size?
This is the largest size we have,
Let me see,
Wait a moment,
Here,
You need a corset top for this kind of dress,
Take both and I'll give you a discount of 2 bucks,
Are you sure,,,?
It looks tiny,
It should fit,
We only have one last piece,
Hello?
Hey,
Tam!
Have you heard the news?
It's our college reunion next week,
Quang, your crush, has just signed up,
Quit joking around,
He never joined any of our gatherings,
Yes! That's why everyone is spreading a rumor,
He must have finally left his angsty, jealous wife,
Do you remember?
The one with big crooked teeth?
Oh,,,
Oh what?
You'd better get yourself ready for him!
Are you done?
Other customers are waiting!
Hey Tam!
Here is the anti-leakage paint
the Management Office sent this for the affected flats,
Are you sure about this?
Try first, then you will know,
Are you sure about this?
Try first, then we will know,
Take a bit first,
Hey, you have to remove the excess first!
My family paid for all the dowry and gifts, did we not?
Funny how you forget who paid for the entire house party,
Leave it here until we finished calculating everything,
It's a shotgun wedding yet you are still so demanding,
It's still your grandchild after all,
That is something we don't know yet,
Just everyday matters, nothing to see here,
Is everything prepared for tonight's event?
All set and done,
I heard there's a male singer performing tonight!
Stop lusting after handsome young boys, will you?
Listen to the whispers of the wind
My dear, don't shy away from love
In this fleeting life, our time is brief
Without love, you are wasting it away
And my dear, love until you forget yourself
Even if that means more sufferings await
Please don't waver
And don't lose faith
Let this heart be on fire for once
My dear, love until you forget yourself
Even if that means more sufferings await
Please don't waver
And don't lose faith
Let this heart be on fire for once
Everyone, the class beauty is here!
Come join us!
How striking, look at that red dress,
- Oh my, she's so beautiful, - Hello everyone,
Hey, hello!
Have you seen him?
You,,,
Here you are,
See?
There,
Well?
Has your heart jumped out of its cage yet?
Oh, here, there you are,
Come on,
Wind, oh wind, say that I wish I have her
Wind, oh wind, say that I always miss her
Wind, oh wind, say that I love her
Wind, oh wind, say that I love him
My man, can you hear what I say?
My lady, can you hear what the wind says?
I sent my longings with the wind
Sometimes when I'm with you and listen to your voice
The wind crosses our life and tells you that I'm lonely
The wind whispers into your ears, telling you that I'm bad
Wind oh wind, please don't kiss my cheeks
Wind oh wind, please don't play with my hair
Wind oh wind, don't sing lullaby to my gentle eyes
Wind, oh wind, say that I wish I have her
Wind, oh wind, say that I always long for her
Wind, oh wind, say that I love her
Wind, oh wind, say that I love him
Wind, oh wind, say that I love you
Hi Tam,
It's been a while,
Yes, it's been a while,
You still look the same,
I've heard a lot about you,
I even got your number
but I figured I should talk to you in person,
There's something on my mind
I've been pondering, unsure whether I should tell you,
Go ahead,
I heard you work at a wedding event venue, right?
Yes, that's right,
Ah, lucky me!
You see, I'm planning to celebrate my silver wedding anniversary
and I'm looking for a good venue with a reasonable price,
Oh,
Time sure flies, doesn't it?
It's been twenty-five years,
Yes, I still remember when you announced your marriage,
None of the girls in our batch could sleep that night,
When you married Thanh, the boys struggled just as much,
Congratulations to you both,
You're very considerate,
Your wife is truly lucky,
She keeps nagging me that I'm wasting money,
But all women love these superficial, grandiose gestures
I'm sure of it,
Absolutely,,,
You're so sensible,
So, can I count on you for this?
Of course,
Thank you so much, Tam,
Help me please,
Today
I let another man touch me,
Quang touched my shoulder,
Just a few seconds,
Why is it making me emotional?
Do you know why?
I can't even remember
the last time we touched each other,
When was it,,,?
I can't,,,
Can't remember,
Do you remember the time I snuck out to meet you
and got flogged down by my dad?
You felt sorry for me
and spent the entire evening stroking my wounds,
How tender,
When we first met
you didn't hover around me like other guys did,
Yet I was drawn to your cold, determined personality,
That day when you confessed
it was drizzling,
We were holding hands
strolling quietly along the bridge,
When I was pregnant with Ha,
I couldn't sleep at all from morning sickness,
There were countless nights
we both were staying up, talking until sunrise
pondering about how life would turn out for our family of three,
Do you remember?
Trong, hey!
Hey, where are you?
Hello, can you hear me?
Yeah?
I made it to the interview round!
Hey, you!
Where have you been?
Did you hear what I said just now?
Yeah,
Great news, congratulations,
Have you checked your email?
There won't be any interview email,
Why?
I didn't submit my application,
You're lying,
It's true,
I withdrew my application from the system,
Are you crazy?
We promised we'd go together!
I'm not going anywhere,
Go look for your utopia and those bougie European big dicks,
Go dance on the tip of your toes for them,
Just like my mom,
Fuck you!
Mom, dad,
Early next year, I'm going to study abroad
I'm going to Europe,
Why didn't you discuss it with us earlier?
Well, I'm telling you now,
Have you thought this through?
It's not like you can just pack up and go,
Why?
You're too young,
I'm well over 20, mom,
Life won't be so easy,
If you think that it's easy, then it's going to be easy,
You're a girl,
What about it?
Being a girl means I have to stay home?
That's not what I mean,
My dear,
I only have you,
Say something, will you?
I know,
You were about to say,
"She is a grown-up, let her decide her life", weren't you?
Here you go,
She has made her own decision now,
What do you think?
I just wanted to notify you,
Have no worry, Tam,
Master will perform a binding ritual
to keep your child here by your side,
Nothing compares to a mother's love, right?
What do you want? Huh?
What did you call me here for?
I'm leaving,
I may never be able to forgive my mom,
Right, because she left you,
And you are planning to add me into your blacklist
because I am leaving you too, right?
Be more positive, will you?
I will never leave you,
Once I get there, I will find a way to bring you over,
Stop planning my life for me,
This is also how my mom drives me nuts,
Why does everyone think do they know what's best for others?
You always complain how your parents disregard your opinions,
But have you ever really asked me what I want?
Now, imagine,,,
by this time next year,
we will be waltzing through a lush green field
with blooming flowers,
Everything will be just fine,
When I get there, I will look for
a blondie with blue eyes, big boobs and bouncy ass
to deflower you!
Then I will perform ballet on stage
and you will form a famous jazz band touring around Europe,
Sounds good,
Sorry for saying you lust after those Western dicks,
No matter what kind of dick it is, I'm sure happiness will find you,
Damn, I think you are the one obsessing over dicks,
So windy,
I think it's going to rain,
Let's go home,
Hey,
Let's go!
You imprudent brat,
How dare you disturb Your Highness's royal nap,
Go to my house, fetch umbrella and bubble tea,
Should have mentioned those bubble tea earlier, you pig,
Mom?
Dad?
Mom! Dad!
Mom!
Yesterday, I dreamt we went on a hike together
at a heavenly lush green field
just like a fairytale,
Butterflies followed us everywhere we went,
I have never seen so many butterflies in my life,
If only you could see your own face,
The face I often see in dreams about my childhood,
It was so gorgeous, so alluring,
Trong was there as well
and also the blondie with blue eyes, big boobs, bouncy ass
that I found for him,
It was such a carefree, quiet afternoon,
So sunny, so windy, and so,,, free,
The freedom that we have always been searching for,
Right, mom?
It's crying