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Stop it, I said I would meet the girl, right?
Who's bothered about you?
I'm looking at girl mother,
Dad, please,
Look at her husband, He looks as if he's 150 years old,
Yeah,,,
What body parts are remaining, those also don't work,
Feeling very sorry for him,
Look properly, Her warranty is over, still she is beautiful,
She is stuck with this handicapped man,
Enough!
Have some shame,
Did I say anything about their maid?
As soon as I saw her I knew she is a beauty, but did I say anything?
Today I will set my standard high,
Yes,
See,,,
I explained the theory,
Now you start with the practicals,
This is wrong, We had not talked about this,
And how can you talk such dirty talks, Have you heard yourself?
This house is mine,
And I'm talking to my son,
Lime juice so late at night?
You change and come, then we'll do it,
I meant,,,
Talk,,, we'll talk,
What am I talking? Just keep quiet,
How much more do I change?
And why should I change?
Do we have to go to dance?
So how did you like the function?
Did you mean the wedding?
Yes, That,
I mean,,,
It's the first time and,,,
It's not a love marriage,,,
so I found it like a function,
World full
of strangers has come, so,,,
Well,,, let it go,,,
It's a first for me too,
Marriage also,,,
and tonight too,
I saw your photograph in the living room,
Yeah?!
When you were young,,,
playing Kabaddi (Indian sport),
You had said you don't play,
Yeah,,, no, I used to like Kabaddi,
Because of studies I couldn't pursue it,
Okay,
So maybe you might like it tonight too,
Show,
- No, no,,, that,,, - First day and strawberry?
What is this?
If you'll wanted to gift, then gift a shirt or something,
why the entire condom showroom?
His idea, bro,
Forget all that, You say, How did you like strawberry flavour,
- Yeah,,, it was good, Strawberry, - You tasted it, bro?
Seriously,,,
His father is a very revolutionary type of a man,,,
- Freedom fighter, - Yes, It was okay till drinks and wedding,
After wedding,,,
Free to have sex continuously for three months,
Not just freedom, he's leaving him helpless,
Meaning, hats off!
Seriously no father on this earth,,,
- must have blessed his son in such a manner, - That's not blessing, it's a bane,
He may be a revolutionary, but I'm in trouble,
You don't know last night I was under how much pressure, Over and above you guys,,,
You mean?
- Failure to launch, - Hey, shut up,
There's nothing as such,
You know ISRO, He also not launch his missile on the time,
First time is always like that,
Really?
Did you'll also face the same problem?
No, bro, Debut century,
- Have you gone crazy? If this happens to us, we will commit suicide, Right? - Yes,
Why are you scared?
Your Birbal is there to show you the way,
- So tell me, I cannot face this humiliation every time, - Come,
It's like this,,,
You go and tell your father,,,
That I want to do this,
Hey,,,
Why didn't you tell me your soap's over?
By mistake you bathed with a girl's soap,
If you would have told me, I would have given it from the drawer,
The soap was smelt like you,,,
so I felt that was right,
She bathes in the morning and the bathroom is fragrant till night,
Amazing,
Yes, tell me,
Buddy, this suggestion,,,
seems correct,
I'm feeling something,
Manish!
How are you?
You've still maintained yourself,
I never thought we would ever meet again,
You made a married woman a pregnant woman, and now you're asking what did you do?
What poem are you saying?
You bastard,
We had gone to teach him a lesson,,,
But then we came to know that all the questions were out of syllabus,
Baby, why are these guys slapping you?
He was a blank paper,
Are you going stretch this like a chewing gum?
Naughty Manish,
He's a Homo, He has a boyfriend too,
This was the reason of his breakup with sister-in-law,
And bro,,,
He explained the full form of LGBT to Kapil and me, that too in English,
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