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That doesn’t make any sense,
It’s like a four hour flight,,,
so four hours would be,,,
you get there at six?
Three o’clock L,A time,
Right, Oh, right,
So, six o’clock New York time,
Okay, yeah, That’s what I meant,
Thank you,
You’re very smart,
What are you gonna do while I'm gone?
Just jack off,
Right, What else?
What are you gonna do different than what you normally do when I'm gone?
Left handed jack off,
Shut up,
No, really though, you should do something like,
You should learn something or,,,
Shut the fuck up,
Shut up,
I'm already going to your dumb ass friend's
fucking gender reveal party for you,
They're your friends too,
Yeah, definitely,
What do you think it is, a boy or a girl?
What do I think it is? I don't give a fuck,
I don't give a shit,
I think they're way too,,,
alcoholic to have a kid,
Ready, pressing down,
Press but keep that back straight now,
Press, Press,
Let's hear you breathing,
Good, ready? Let's take it up again, reach high,
Now take it down,
You put grapes in smoothies?
Just one,
You put one grape in a smoothie?
It just gives it a little kick, It's fiber,
How can you taste one grape?
Okay,
Walk me through it again,
Okay, so right here,
- HeartGard, - Yeah,
- NexGard, - Yeah,
Once a month so it's tomorrow,
Falls on the second this month,
Right, yeah, yeah,
- Probiotic? - I got it on my calendar yep,
Probiotic, got that,
Probiotic powder and the CBD glucosamine
which is at five o'clock every day,
You have to do it at five o'clock,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- Yeah, - That's it?
So it's the food, it's the air dried food,
- the probiotic? - Mm-hmm,
It's the,,,
NexGard,
- HeartGard,,, - You know this,
- You know, - On the second,
I'm just going over with you,
- Okay, okay, okay, - Okay?
And then it's the CBD oil at 5:00,
The CBD powder at 5:00,
Yeah,
The CBD powder I've heard is actually stronger
than the liquid because the liquid,
or no, vice versa
because the liquid's already in liquid form,
You know what I mean?
And it's sort of easier for the body to digest or whatever,
- That's cool, - How is it?
Mm-hmm, mm,
Did you put almond milk in it?
Mm-hmm,
I can't drink almond milk,
Why'd you let me do that?
- I did not remember, - You trying to kill me?
- You didn't remember? - You had Thai last night,
It has peanuts in it,
It doesn't have peanuts in it when you tell them
Okay,
,,,to not not have any peanuts in it,
Okay, I have to go,
- I'm gonna get dressed, - Shit,
I'm gonna put this right here,
Okay?
Why don't you text it? Just text me a picture of it,
Will you throw me another roll of paper towels, Julia?
Oh, will you throw me a roll of paper towels, babe?
Oh, yeah,
With these new socks,
Why are you wearing shorts?
'Cause it's gonna be hot,
I'm telling you this is gonna be much more of a casual vibe
- than you're,,, - No, it's not,
It's not like a nice thing,
you know what I mean? It's not like a nice,,, It's not, uh,,,
- It's not a party for President,,, - It's in the Palisades,
It's really nice, it's a $2 million house,
Oh my God,
This is a fucking $2 million house,
What are you talking about?
I'm supposed to dress the price of the house?
I'm not gonna be there to justify,
HeartGard, NexGard, tomorrow,
five o'clock,
CBD glucosamine every day,
Probiotic powder and air dried food, right?
- Mm-hmm, - Okay,
I don't want you to go,
I know, okay,
- I don't want you to go, - Okay, bye,
- I love you, - I love you,
Bye, baby, Oh, I love you, give me a kiss,
Okay, bye, baby,
- All right, bye, - Bye, I love you,
- Fly safe, - Thank you,
Love you,
Okay, Roody,
Let's go inside, Roody, Come on, come on Roody,
Rooskin, come on buddy,
Hey, hey, hey, let's go inside, come on,
Okay,
Hello?
Hey, Nick, what's going on? This is Alan Warner,
I got your number from Sean,
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- I emailed you, - Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry I didn't email you back,
It's okay,
I'm actually gonna do that just now,
- Yeah, no,,, - What's going on, man?
Yeah, thanks for taking,,, I just wanna say thanks for picking up,
I'm a big fan of your film writing,
Long story short, I'm working on a film project
and I have been for a few years and
kind of hitting a wall a little,
Could use a little bit of help maybe,
And I want somebody outside of my team
that's making it with me to take a look at it,
Maybe someone like you that might be able to see things
a little bit differently than me,
I've put like a lot of money into this shit
and trying to get married at some point and
a little nervous that
the film's kind of not working,
They're like little interconnected,
kind of like a series of short films,
It's like a baton pass from one character to the next and,
I don't know, is that something
that you might be interested in?
I mean, uh, the thing that I always feel like
I have to tell people
with anything like this is it just takes me a while
to get around to stuff,
Sometimes it takes me kind of a long while, so like,,,
I was actually thinking if you were into it,
maybe I would fly you out to Los Angeles
and we can watch them together like
and just have some drinks or something
and kind of watch them as they are,
Is that something that you might be willing
- or interested in? - Like, I,,,
I don't know if you drink or not,
I'm not proposing we get drunk,
- I'm a notorious lush, - Oh,
I ain't been out that way in about 10 years,
I call it "Hell-A" as a fun little thing that I do,
You call it Hell-A?
Yeah, 'cause being there is similar to being
- in the inferno of hell, - Of hell, yeah,
But yeah, I could be down for that,
- Hey buddy, - How's it going man?
Oh, so glad you can make it,
Yeah,
Hey Roo,
- How you doing? - I'm doing great,
How how's everything going here?
Oh yeah, it's all going, you know,
Congratulations, man,
We're so excited for you guys,
Julia's bummed she couldn't be here,
Right, I know we've been texting with her but,
it seems like she'll be able to be here for the birth so,
That's some beautiful dogs,
You know, you can take her off leash if you want,
- Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
It's all, it's all fenced in,
It goes all the way to the creek and,,,
- Okay Roody, - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- All right,,, - I love those boots,
- Oh, thanks man, - Yeah those are great,
Yeah, thank you,
Hey guys,
- Okay go ahead, - So this is uh,,,
,,,this is Alan,
- Hey guys, - Julia's fiance,
Yeah hey, I think we've met actually,
Yeah, we've definitely met,
you're the film guy,
- Yeah, I do some film work, - This guy's been in it,
He's like what?
You been workin on a movie for five, six years?
Yeah, we started shooting about four years ago so,
It takes out long, huh?
Yeah well,
We have a shoot tonight actually trying
- to finish some stuff up,,, - Oh that's great,
Well, let's all round up
'cause we got a gender reveal,
I'm gonna grab a drink I guess,
All right man, good to see you, yeah,
- Good to see you, - Yeah you too, man,
When we first met, you hated me, right, yeah,
So definitely, you know,
and we worked through that and
we're so glad you guys could be here,
We weren't sure if we wanted to do this whole thing,
but it feels right now
and, um,,,
we're just excited to have a kind of reason
to get all together and celebrate this moment,
So without further ado, let's do this,
Okay, on count of three,
One,
two,
three,
What's purple mean? What's ,,,
Twins,
- Twins! - Congratulations,
Dude, that's so awesome,
Congratulations, buddy,
Twins!
We don’t know we're actually,,,
We’re gonna keep that stuff secret, but,,,
Hey, thank you so much,
- I know right, - Congratulations,
I know, I know, I know,
Yeah there's a whole variety of colors actually,
Wow,
So exciting,
Uber for Dabbs?
This is at Steep Rock, Colorado, so it's a little bit above Telluride,
It's just 20 miles up the road
and it's high up, Every crew member that was on this shoot
worked their ass out just to get up there,
It's like the Shaolin Temple,
Yes, exactly, it is like that,
Yeah, just to backtrack a little,
this would be the first film
in the series of the four films,
Okay, great, great,
Carl Sagan,
What's up pig?
Are you scared of my suitcase? Come here,
Yay,
Hey, pretty girl,
William!
Hey buddy,
Hey,
Fuck,
Barry?
Where's that goat, pig?
Barry?
Gently close your eyes or lower them softly
if that feels safer for you,
And now we're gonna inhale through our nose
and we're gonna exhale through our mouth,
relaxing our tongue,
Have ya'll seen my goat?
And stay present with your breath, exhale,
inhale,
- Hi, - Hey, how's it going?
Julie said we have this place till tomorrow,
Have you seen a goat though around here?
I told Julie to keep all the animals in the barn,
No, we haven't seen any goat,
- All weekend, - All weekend, no goat,
I'm really sorry,
I know that must feel really hard,
Thank you,
Ya’ll haven't seen a goat, have you?
No, one's seen a goat,
All right, everybody,
Let's take a moment to get grounded again,
Feel your feet in the earth,
Relax your shoulders,
Close your eyes,
Inhale through our nose,
Exhale through our mouth, relaxing our tongues,
Inhale through our nose,
Barry,
Barry?
What are you doing?
I'm gonna help you find your goat,
All right, come on,
Barry,
Come here boy,
Barry Hannah!
Barry?
- You all right? - Yeah,
- Come on Barry! - Barry Hannah,
Barry Hannah!
We're losing light,
Let's keep walking,
I've got some jackets,
Thank God,
I had this artist come out,
He's from Miami and within five minutes
to go pick up this goat from Ridgeway right?
And he's holding it down while this other dude,
like castrates it with a pair of scissors
that he probably bought from,
I don't know, Walgreens,
That thing screamed
I swear to God it said my name,
It was like Dabbs!
It was horrible,
I cried, and I really don't like to cry in front of people,
Find it humiliating,
However,
I didn't want him to have that memory with me,
So I bring him back home
and I show him his pig, you know, 'cause I think they're gonna make,
be best friends and snuggle up to each other in winter
and like take care of each other,
And she comes running out and the like
little goat standing there and like she's starving,
So she's screaming, she's coming down the hill,
She's like like this,
He takes one look at her
and literally like bolts nine hundred miles per hour down the hill,
I go running after it,
you know and my Mexican band mates are up in the balcony
and they come running after me,
But somehow we found him,
But like, that feels different than now,
Like for some reason like now
it feels like more like a betrayal,
You know?
Like I've proven my loyalty to the goat,
I thought we had an understanding,
I know it sounds ridiculous, but like
those animals are all I have right now,
My friends are worried about me too,
I just got back from this wedding, you know?
Like partly, you know, I go just to like
kind of prove that everything's cool and stuff, but
you know, I think they should be worried,
You know?
Strange times,
Yeah,
Do you pray?
I don't know if I would call it prayer, but,
I can show you how I praise God,
Hallelujah,
Shit,
- All right, - Praise God,
Praise God, man,
Scene 3901 alpha, take one, soft sticks,
Thank you,
Alright, Dabbs,
- Quiet please, - Quiet,
Whenever you're ready Dabbs,
What the hell is all of this?
It's garbage, an animal must have,,,
I can clearly see it's garbage, how the hell did it get here?
An animal must have gotten into it,
An animal,
How did an animal get in the garbage? We keep the garbage locked up,
So for the past six months
we've been saving up our moon cycle
as a sacrifice to mother Gaia,
We felt we wanted to give her our life blood,
So you've been collecting your period blood
- for the past six months? - Yes as a sacrifice,,,
And you brought it to Colorado
and spread it around my property
in the middle of bear season?
Yes,
somehow they got in,
This isn't fucking Los Angeles cactus garden,
Just go, please go now, I can't even look at your face anymore,
Everybody,
You need to go too,
You know it was before that type of thing,
- Yeah, - Before that type of thing,
- Eighties, - Eighties, yeah, yeah, yeah,
It was in the eighties,
Hey, where's Roo?
Where's Roo?
Roody?
Roody,
Fuck, Rooski?
Rooski,
If you could just put it on the table to the left,
That's perfect, cause we gotta clean this thing,
- Hey buddy, - I can't find Roo anywhere,
Oh, no - upstairs, check upstairs or check outside?
I was just upstairs,
- All right well I,,, - She just sort of darted off,
- I saw her run away, - Right, right,
Well, I doubt she's in the creek,
That's like a 12 foot drop, so,
The creek?
Roo?
How do they let you through without an ID, that's insane,
Nathan!
Bud, you okay?
Yeah,
I just think she could have actually
like fallen down the hill and slipped into the creek,
Right when I said creek, I meant,
I didn't think she would be down here,
I know,
I'm just saying, I think I could tell
that she could have lost her footing slipped down,
I just don't think she could have gotten
that far because
you know, she could have slipped out into the park, right,
Maybe out into the city streets, but I doubt that,
So there's a chance,,,
You told me she was good to be off leash, you know?
Right all that I'm saying is I wanna make sure that we're,,,
I just thought that meant
that she wouldn't have gotten into the city streets
in the park,
Well, I'm just saying
that the backyard property line,
butts up against the park
and the park jutts out into the city streets,
And so I just wanna make sure that, you know,
when you're looking for her
that you're scanning this whole area,
it's not that much ground to cover,
So if we can get like
five, six, seven people to help me form a perimeter,
We can spread out wide,
I think we just cover the property, you know,
cover the property line,
like kind of all hands on deck and we'll find her
you're right, she's not far, I know that for sure,
Bro my mother-in-law would kill me if I did that,
She can be really intense,
And I think right now,,,
,,,she's not a bitch,
I just wanna make that clear,
- Yeah, - You know,
but I think that she's been planning this thing
- for a few weeks now, - Okay,
I know she wants it to go the way
- she planned it, - Totally,
It's totally understandable, right I mean,
- Totally understand, - Right?
Totally understandable,
I just need a little bit of help to find my dog,
You know what?
I have have an idea,
Knees bent level, move forward,
Slowly,
And what it is, is it’s a core exercise really,
And my leg’s shaking a little bit because,
I hurt it,,,
,,,and you move forward faster, move back slower
and you lean it's intuitive, right?
I'll just drive my car,
I can't ride one of these things,
So, it's about at 68% well now, well 38%,
but that's fine,
I don't know man,
It just seems like a dangerous option,
I could just walk the perimeter instead of riding this,,,
This is your best option
for finding Roo right now
because you have LA traffic,
You can navigate the streets,
You can navigate the parks,,,
Just putting on the helmet, here,
Just unstrap it, why don't you just unstrap it?
It doesn't unstrap, it doesn't unstrap,
Front foot comes there, front foot comes there,
- That's your front foot, - Okay,
Hold on to me,
Hold on to me, great,
And then what, just like jump?
Just put your foot on the back, there we go,
There you go, no okay it's a flat table,
And you got it okay, now you're off,
Pressure on the front foot knees bent,
You can stand up a little bit, don't have to, yeah okay,
- Great, - Nathan?
Fuck,
Coming,
Roo,
Hello?
Hey! Haha,
Gotcha, classic, This is Julia, leave a message, thanks! Bye,
Hey babe, Uhh,,,
Give me a call when you get this, when you get to the airport
just call me as soon as you can if you will,
Uhh, nothing to freak out about, just,,,
wanna mention something to you
that’s been going on, Uh, love you,
Call me when you get to the airport,
Bye,
You haven’t seen a Golden Retriever running around,
have you? Off leash? A dog?
Have you a golden retriever running around?
No,
A golden retriever off leash,
- Oh no, no bro, - Okay thanks man,
You know, I lost my dog a while back and,,,
Can I have the lighter back?
Sure,
I lost my dog a while back and
it was one of the worst things that ever happened to me,
So I understand what you're going through,
- I can relate, - Yeah,
Good luck with everything,
His name was Boomer,
Now, why don't you join me?
I don't smoke, I don't smoke, thank you,
I have a knack for misplaced things,
I can help you find whatever it is you're looking for,
Could you put that knife away please?
Of course,
- You don't like knives huh? - Fuck,
You shouldn't be out by yourself
- at a time like this, - I'm fine, I'm really okay,
So you're just gonna leave me here?
Hey I don't,,,
To die on these fucked up streets,
- you piece of shit! - Hey, hey, hey, hey,
I'm not letting you leave Daniel,
My name's not Daniel,
Sorry, Hey stop!
Fuck is wrong with you?
I wanna ride off on that scooter with you,
And, for you to get me a Mojito
from that corner store right there,
Fuck,
You okay?
I don't know what's in a fucking,,,
Chartreuse, Vodka, seltzer and cherries,
Listen, if I go get you a Mojito,
Yeah,
Then that's it, we're done okay,
Pinky promise that,
Pinky promise this,
You're so cute,
Just go get it,
Okay, come on,
I need help, quick,
I need help,
How often does one try to, like, soldier through a film
with the thought that, like,
maybe it’s gonna tie together
at some point?
Sometimes a movie will sustain a sense of, like, ambivalence
all the way through,
Sometimes it’s, you know, it’s a way-homer
that it takes a little while to figure out,
But so, so often - and I guess it’s just because of these exceptions
to the rule - that you sort of hang in,
So, so often I will start a movie
and like thirty seconds in I’m like “Ah yea this is my shit,”
Or, like, “No I don’t fuck with this at all,”
Exactly dude, Yeah,
You just like to plop it on the sticks
and lock it down, don't you?
Yeah,
- We need a refill, - Yeah,
How are we, how are we doing?
I think we're in a actually a good place to get a refill
cause we're gonna start the next film,
Okay, great, great,
The next film,
- V! - Hey Kris, what's going on?
- I didn't know you're back, - Yeah,
Aw shit, I'm so glad I caught you,
This is my last day, I'm leaving to New York,
Yeah, it's good,
- Tonight, - That's great,
- Yeah, - Yeah,
Kris,,,
I got a, but do you want a coffee anything?
Yeah,
- Do you have a sec later? - Yes I do,
I wanna say like a proper goodbye,
Okay,
Louder!
Give it to me,
Can you get louder?
Yeah,
Like you just peed yourself,
Good,
But can I hear you out there?
I love it,
Thank you,
That was good,
Great intensity,
Tiffany Taylor,
Follow me please,
Yeah, that's true,
Next up we have Tiffany Taylor,
How are you?
I'm fine, just sorry it was chaos at the airport
and now we're getting ready for dinner with the clients,
I just got your message, what's up?
So I went to Nathan's to the gender reveal party,
Uh-huh, yeah,
- Uh, cool, how was it? - Yeah,
Well, it was okay,
Like right when I got there,
he told me that Roo was good to be off leash,
What, okay?
And I believed I believed him, you know?
And so I let Roo off leash,
I mean, it's fine, it's all good,
Like there's nothing to kind of freak out about,
Nathan told me
that I could take Roo off the leash
because everything was fenced in, okay?
Alan, what are you trying to say?
Roo,
When the firework thing went off,
Roo got freaked out and she ran off and we can't find her,
What do you mean, where is she?
I don't know where she is,
That’s what I'm trying to say,
Like she's out,
She's not lost, but she's just got ,,,
Like she's just out the town,
what do you mean she's out?
I mean, at the moment I can't find her,
She might, that's what I'm thinking
that she's kind of out on the town,
but she's not lost,
- You're joking, - No,
Julia, why would, I'm not joking, I wish I was,
Don't freak out listen, I'm just calling you
to tell,,, Of all the fucking weeks, Alan,,,
I'm gonna get a red eye
and I'll be there in the morning,
No, I'm not calling you so that you come back,
I'm taking care of this, I'm just letting you know,
It's almost three o'clock
if she doesn't have her HeartGard or NexGard by five,
she could have a seizure, you know this,
Chill, please just relax,
Okay, it's fine, I'm gonna find the dog,
The dog, the dog's name is Roo,
I know the dog's name, okay,
Then say her name,
Say it,
Roo,
okay?
Where are you right now?
I'm on my way home,
I'm gonna make flyers to hang up
so that we can find her quicker,
And the crew is there getting ready,
You're gonna check on the crew?
- What do you mean? - Listen,
Someone's probably already found her
and that's why I've gotta print these flyers,
No, cancel the fucking shoot,
- I can't, - I'm coming home,
Fuck this,
Jules, no, babe,
Hello?
Do you have second?
- Yeah, - Yeah,
I know, you're kind of concerned about
the amount of stuff we're bringing over,
Do we need to pair down any more than,,,
Yeah, I mean, as much as you can,
Okay,
Everything good?
Let's see,
I think she wanted to
ask you about a couple jackets,
- Some jackets, - Yeah,
Like I was thinking we could go over
wherever you wanna start his wardrobe
- or her wardrobe, - Sure wherever,
Let's start with his then, okay,
So that's gonna be a little too hot,
It's gonna be pretty hot, that'll be too hot,
That'll be too hot,
Can just kind of get rid of these,
Okay, sure,
- This one, the arms,,, - This is gonna be too hot,
The arms come off of that, okay,
So we've got a couple wind breakers,
Watch out Tray coming through,
Okay,
This is for what?
- He won't fit in that, - It's for her, it's for her,
So she's only gonna need the socks,
That's what I was saying on the photos that I sent you,
If you read the email,
it's basically saying that she's continuing from her scene
from, you know, coming from,
the other house on the scooter
and she's wearing the same thing
and we just needed the new socks with stripes,
Did you get those socks with stripes?
Yes the socks with the orange stripes?
- That's it, - White socks
with the orange stripes,
And then so all of the stuff for her can come,,,
you can take that back, For him,
I don't know, something like this it's nice,
Watch out - tray - points,
- With the windbreaker yeah, - The wind breaker is nice,
- This is gonna be too heavy, - Okay, sure,
He's bringing his own pants options, is that right?
Yeah I think that's what he said,
but I'll have some stuff there just in case, you know,
What's that for?
That was for her, but we don't need any stuff for her right,
So I'll take, make sure this is all away
next time you walk by,
- I'll pull more options, - Hey, I'm gonna take,
I'm just gonna take a breather back here,
Okay, sure,
I'll pull more options for the jackets,
Hey, Buddy, Hey,
You got time for a quick story?
- Can you hear me? - I don’t man, I’m sorry,
Test, Test,
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you fine,
So listen, you know how we,
Dad, I don’t have,,, I told you about these raccoons
we have in the upstate house,
So the morning,
I come into the kitchen, the refrigerator doors wide open,
Look at this, look at that,
Oh wow,
Unbelievable,
Did you get that from the nest camera or whatever?
- What? - The nest camera got that?
Yes,
Okay,
Hey dad, I'm gonna have to, I need to call you back,
I'm trying to make this flyer Roo went missing today,
I'm looking for her,
Wait, say again,
Roo is missing right now, she ran away this morning,
- I'm trying to find her, - What?
- So Julia's dog Roo,,, - I know who Roo is,
What are you saying? She went missing?
I had to take her to this fucking
gender reveal party for our friend and she ran away
and I can't find her,
What do you mean you can't find her?
What do you mean, what do I mean I can't find her?
What do you think I mean?
Why aren't you looking for her?
I am looking for her, I've been looking,
You're not looking, you're not,
you're home right now talking to me, dicking off,
I've been riding around, trying to find her,
The fucking crew is here
getting ready for the shoot tonight,
Like I'm a little bit underwater right now, okay,
You should rethink that shoot, okay?
Have you told Julia about the dog?
Yes,
What'd she say?
I mean, she's pissed, what do you think she said?
She doesn't know what to do right now,
Do not fuck this up with her,
- All right? - Yeah,
She's the best thing that ever happened to you,
She's the best thing that ever happen
- to this family, - Dad relax man,
I don't know how much longer I can do this with you,
Dad, I'm gonna let you go now,
I'm gonna call, I'm calling the Dog Tracker Shaman,
- The what? - So my friend Lou,
my friend, Lou from Topanga lost his dog
and he found this dog tracker who's also with shaman
and the dog been missing for like six days or something,
And this guy found Lou's dog in about four hours,
It was a miracle,
It's not a miracle, it's a scam ,,,
I'm getting his number right now,
Umm, just so everybody knows,
Alan lost his dog this morning,
And, um, that’s kind of
hopefully it’s not going to affect our shoot,
I don’t think he wants it to affect the shoot,
We’re going to continue on,
We’re heading to location here in about forty-five, wheels up,
And then we’re gonna load in, we’re gonna pre-light and we’ll be ready to go
for him, But just so you guys know
Rob is gonna talk to you all about kill fees
if something were to happen
and we can’t shoot tonight,
But right now the shoot is on,
I don’t want anyone to think otherwise,
Let’s not,,, let’s give him space,
- Dad, I don’t want you to do this, - He knows what he’s doing,
I'm not gonna waste time talking to you anymore,
- Hey, hey, don't hang up me, - I'm gonna call him now,
- answer him when he calls - Bye,
I think that this,,, we’ll watch this and then we’ll
- talk a little bit later, - Yeah,
Yeah,
Just let me know if you want me to nudge things in another direction,
- Cheers my friend, - Cheers,
- This is fun, this is wild, - Good, good, good,
Are you gonna help us or not?
I’m sorry?
Well are you gonna fucking help us or not?
You need,,, my help?
Wow,
Yeah, no, we need your help,
Okay,
What do you guys,,,
Can you just quickly, can you just get up there?
- Okay, - And pull from the top,
- Hi, - Hey,
- I'm holding it so, - Yeah, yeah, just,
I'm trying to park this,
Up there?
Lift it,
Yep,
- Go, go, - Okay,
No, no, no, you're dropping it,
Okay, You got it?
- Push, push, pull, - I'm pushing,
- All right, Keep going, keep going, - Yeah,
- Left or right? - Left, left,
Up, up,
What's that smell, are you guys cooking or?
No,
This way,
- Okay, - Okay, okay,
Sit, sit, sit, I'll make some tea,
Did you take sugar?
- A glass of water maybe? - Yeah,
So that's your roommate? You guys are,,,?
- Yeah, - Yeah,
Well it's us and the old man,
He found the spot,
Who like your dad or,,,?
What color are your eyes?
Like, greenish I think,
They have yellow in the middle,
- Oh yeah, - Yeah,
Are you a Capricorn?
No,
Leo,
I knew it,
Yeah,
Where you from?
I'm from Norway,
I was born in Norway,
- You were born in Norway? - Yeah, I was born in Norway,
What? Oh my God,
Can I see your phone?
No, that's fine what,
- Bless you, - What do you need it for?
I just wanna hold it for a second,
Why,
I want to show you something,
Okay, what do you wanna show me?
It's a secret,
It's surprise,
It'll be easier if I just type it,
Yeah,
Do you like music?
Do I like music?
Yeah,
Do you know the song?
No,
Pretty good, yeah?
Yeah,
It’s Thai,
Okay,
Turn that down, you'll wake him up,
Hey, turn it down, you'll wake him up,
He likes this song,
Okay, now,
- Thank you guys, - Stop me when you hear a tea
that you really like okay,
So we've got Earl Grey, Darjeeling black,
We've got a Russian caravan,
which is sort of more of a smoked tea,
And Rose Congo is just sort of black tea
with rose petals in it, it's really nice,
No, it's fun,
- I don't need tea, - Oh, okay, don't do that,
Don't get weird,
We're just making you tea to say,,,
- thank you, - It's not a big deal,
Maybe we'll go with Earl Grey for you,
All right so,
I asked you before,
- but you didn't answer, - Got it,
Sorry,
- Do you take sugar? - What's your passcode?
No,
It's,,,
Your passcode?
- Just tell me, - Yeah,
One, one, one, one, one, one, one,
What?
One, one, one, one, one, one, one,
That's funny?
Okay, right,
Here we go,
All set,
Let's say cheers,
- Yeah, cheers, - Cheers,
Cheers,
- Got to drink it, - Drink your tea,
- It's tea time, - Yeah,
Thank you,
That was really good,
Yeah that's funny,
Look, I understand, you must be feeling a bit weird,
it's okay,
I mean, I like tested you outside,
You know, you were probably like,
who are these two girls carrying a mattress
and it's us!
But you you're a good man, you know,
you helped two complete strangers, Is that crazy or,,,
,,,nice?
- I think it's so nice, - It's nice,
One point to you,
- You know? - Yeah,
But now we're being mean to you aren't we?
- And we're making your work, - No,
We don't even know where you're from,
Where you from?
- Yeah, I'm from Norway, but,,, - Just like me,
Yeah, but I'm on my way, I'm moving to the,,,
Do you ever just not talk and just think
- and just breathe, - Just breathe,
Yeah,
Try it, just breathe,
Yeah,
You guys are not weird,
If you, um,,,
If you think I put something in the tea,
I did not,
- Hey, - Okay,
Hey,
What's her name again?
Are you okay?
Yeah, she took my phone,
- Hey,,, - I forgot something,
What?
Okay,
What, who are you guys?
Did you like that?
Cause your face says you did,
Listen, I get it,
I get what you want,
You did not come up here for a cup of fucking tea, did you?
What do you mean no?
Huh?
I mean, you're not stupid enough to come up here
for nothing, right?
I mean, if you want, you can just ask,
A what?
A blow job,,,
from me,,, to say thanks for the mattress,
No, no, no,
Listen,
No, no, I don't want a blow job,
Sometimes it's hard for guys to just say
I want my dick in your mouth,
- Isn't it weird to say that, - It is weird, yeah, yeah,
So just instead of saying the words,
just give me a sign,
If you want your cock in my mouth just,,,
blink,
- Okay, - No,
that wasn't a cue or anything that wasn't the sign,
You look like your muscles are gone a bit - woooo,
- I need my phone and she,,, - Okay,
No, no, no please don't just stop,
Listen why are you being weird with me
when you are the one kissing her?
- I see the new mattress came in, - Yeah, we got it,
What the fuck is this guy?
- What the fuck is? - Just relax,
- No, no, no, please, - He is allowed to be here,
That's the rule,
Have you seen a golden retriever running around here at all?
I don't live here, I came to the bank
- I live in Hollywood, - Oh, I see,
I'm near Vine, that area,
Oh, you're not even in this area?
- No, - Okay,
- But I hope you find them,, - Thank you so much,
We have coyotes up where I am,
- Do you have that down here? - You have coyotes over there,
And the mountain lions,
I'm not from around here either,
And she was lost, like not too far away,
- So I did not know about coyotes, - You're visiting?
Yeah I just live on the east side,
- Oh, - Kevin's about to be there,
He was in the neighborhood, he went to go get a,,,
just a quick bite, 'cause he hadn't heard from you,
Dude just open it,,,
,,,arm and all the, you know,
need to get tonight, so,
I know, I don't want to have many cases though dude,
I've said that like we don't need,
we're not shooting fucking Lord of the Rings, like
just make sure they don't pack up
like every single thing in my house, you know?
It's a group, I think, called Pet Finders, Is she chipped?
- Pet finders? - Yeah, Is she chipped?
- She is chipped, yeah, - So when someone finds her,,,
Which has been tough because I thought that the chip could have maybe helped us
like geo track her a little bit, but,
I don't think so,
- you gotta have a GPS chip, - That's exactly right,
Are they there already?
Yes, I mean everybody's here,
We didn't stagger anybody, so they're, everybody's,,,
It's so early like, what the fuck, yeah,
Just have just have everybody get familiar
with the script you know,
I'm on my way,
Because I'm having, he wants to do something more like,,,
I'm sorry I don't have my phone, I don't have my phone,
I know you've been trying to call me,
- Hey, hey, - Hey, hey,
Chad,
- How are you, man? - Hey, nice to meet you,
Good to see you,
- Hey nice to see you, - What's up, yeah,
- Sorry about the call, - Oh, it's okay,
Yeah, just did you wanna see what we cause
we kind we've been,,, - We've been working on it
- Love to, - So we can just get into it, all right,
So, It’ll be like,,,
Go to bed,
That's perfect, if you can do that,
Oh shit,
It's gonna be more smooth, but
- and then the throw - And then also,,,,
Can I see it again?
I'm not gonna fix,,,
Alan can I get a moment?
Just one,,, gimme one second,
I love, let's just, I love that,
I love it, I think it's great,
We gotta make a choice on lensing
and I just need your final,,, - The 50 to 300,
I thought we talked about that,
- Yeah, - Yeah,
And if you and Shirley have already worked out
the blue screen stuff, then I, whatever, like,
You guys have been here for a while, sorry I'm late,
Let's get that outta the way like can we just shoot it?
- You know? - Yeah,
I think we just need to kind of go we've already lost,
Yeah, yeah,
Hey Alan, sorry, I just wanna run
the throw that we're gonna do by before we do it
because I can't do it too many times,
Ben,
would you mind making sure that door is closed over there?
Thank you,
- Okay, so in the video, - What is this?
Just the throw,
I just, I wanna make sure we choose it before we do it too many times,
'Cause if that light comes in, it's gonna bust the shot, okay,
So I don't know, Basically we just came up with like an alt and I just,,,
A what?
It's not exactly what's in the video is what I'm saying,
It's not, but I think it's better,
No, I wanted it to kind of look like,
so she comes in and she trips over
and that's what you guys are gonna do, he throws you on the bed, right?
Well, yeah,
Do you mind if we just let's just kind of roll it
and work it out while we're rolling it,
- All right, - Okay,
Can I get everybody gathered together a little?
Chad, I want to introduce everybody,
If we could get the crew, Ben,
you get everybody kind of here,
Thank you guys so much for being here,
Want to introduce Chad,
Let's give it up for Chad,
- Too hot for clapping, Too hot, - Yeah,
And we just wanna say a big thank you
to all of you guys who've been working on this film,
It takes a lot of dedication to be here,
So okay,
Where we are shooting in the script right now,
Courtney has just left Ella and Kris,
She's stolen his scooter,
Did you bring those headphones that you had on?
They’re not mine,,,
Shelly, do we have those headphones with,
don't worry about it, we can just kind of, you know,
we're shooting out of sequence,
So she's gonna actually be at a bar like,
she crawls in through this and she gets drunk
and I think you could just leave the headphones there,
whatever it doesn't matter for continuity,
She gets here,
This is kind of her husband daddy kind of character,
He's gonna toss her into bed,
He's trying to put her to bed drunk, all right,
So it should be really, it should play really funny
especially after the thing with Kris,
We're kind of playing with that a little bit,
Do you have any questions, anyone?
Yeah, yeah, why don't we just roll it?
Why don't we just roll it?
We'll kind of work it out as we roll it, I think,
Yeah, okay, so let's just,
Robby, why don't we get the crew set?
Everybody get in your position, Nico, I like what you guys were doing
and we'll kinda work on the trip, like as we're doing it,
You want me to put a trip in there?
Yeah, yeah no, I think
before or after he tosses, you get back up
and he somehow finds something on the ground
trips over you, maybe something like that,
Are we rolling?
- Are we rolling? - Get us the slate in,
Can we get the slate in?
Hey, let's get you, okay So Chad, this will be
- your number one position, - Okay,
We haven't really run it here,
We haven't run it here,
We're gonna run it here in rehearsal, Courtney,
You're gonna be, we're gonna get you right here,
Okay, this blue, we'll just make that here,
301 apple, take two,
Mark one,
Hey Joe,
if you don't mind from now on let do soft sticks,
Yeah,
Just wanna protect the actors hearing,
We're loose,
We're relaxed, we're gonna just roll this a few times okay?
So she's coming in
and you'll just start the action all right?
So you just want us to do
what we've planned, right?
Like,
I want you to do what you planned
with the addition of the trip after the throw,
- Let's see what,,, - Okay,
All right, here we go,
Let's settle in,
Settle in, here we go,
And,
Courtney three, hold up,
Okay she's out,
And,
three seconds,
Go to bed,
Reset, reset,
- Courtney, go back to one, - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- Hold on, hold on, hold on, - Sorry,
It's good, it's not very convincing just yet,
I know that was our first time, but
you need to really hit that hat off of him,
That was a little bit,
Well I anticipated the chin thing before anyway so,
- lets just, - I saw that,
Let's do it again, here we go,
- So reset, reset, - Reset the camera,
Ben, can I get you to shut that door?
Let's hold for Ben,
Taylor's here?
Thank you,
In fact, Ben, would you go let Taylor in actually
from the dressing room, okay,
Let's wait for Ben,
Thank you guys for your patience,
- We still rolling right now, - We're rolling,
We're rolling,
Shut that door Ben,
All right, here we go and,
three seconds Courtney and action,
Go to bed,
Uh-huh,
Yeah,
Okay okay okay, still rolling, still rolling,
I got an idea, I got an idea,
She's got a hiss,
- She does with me, - A what?
There's a hiss, that's really fun,
Let's cut that, I don't like the hiss,
So Courtney,
I'm you I'm coming, Chad's, you're drunk,
You're doing the thing, blah, blah, blah,
On the throw,
I need to see you kind of look a little drunk in the air,
I mean, it's a split,
- I mean, it's a millimeter,,, - I’m blocking her,,,
don't block her,
If you can kind of you'll throw her, huh,
Let me just see how that might look,
Let's just try, we're rolling on this,
Try the throw and then just step out of the way for camera,
- Try that, - Sure,
As long as to the point of safety though, you know,
part of the throw is,
Let me just show you what I'm thinking, Chad,
Have you thrown someone before?
- Like have you,,, - Yes, I have,
I've directed,,,
- and, so let's get, - Hey Nico, let’s hold the roll,
What's that, sorry, what's that Robby?
We're just gonna hold the roll,
You're gonna hold the roll?
Yeah, we're gonna hold the roll,
I didn't call cut,
I'm trying to save card space,
I didn't call cut,
- Already cut, - I didn't call cut,
I didn't call cut,
I'm holding the roll,
I heard you, but I didn't fucking call cut, okay?
I told you on text message that I wanted to do long rolls,
That's why we got this fucking hard drive,
I understand but we're just starting off,
We have, we don't,,,
Exactly, we're just starting off
and we've lost fucking four hours today,
So I wanna roll on everything,
We're figuring this shit out,
Alan,
I don't think that's helpful on set to be,,,
Oh, you don't think that's helpful on set,
He doesn't think that's helpful on set,
Well, you know, what's not helpful,
She's a fucking professional actor, all right,
She's on stage six nights a week,
Do you think that someone comes on stage and they say,
oh, Courtney, let's give it,
you know, let's hold the role,
Let's fucking hold the role, Courtney,
Has anybody ever come and said,
let's hold the role to you while you're doing your show,
You're doing your act,
Does anybody come and say,
hold the role Courtney,
Let's give the audience a little break
so that we can reset the fucking lights,
- This is unprofessional, - This is unprofessional,
No it seems like everybody here is a director,
You're a director, you're a director, you're a director,
You're a director, you're a director,
Let's all call cut at the same exact time,
Let's all call cut at the same time,
One, two, three cut,
Cut, let's get it out of our system,
I wanna hear you say cut, Robby,
If you need to get this out of your system,,,
No, no you need to get cut
out of your fucking system, say the word,
say it three times,
Say it three times, say it three times,
Cut, cut, cut,
- Say it three times Robbie, - Alan,
Cut, I want to hear it come out of your fucking mouth,
Say the word cut, say the word cut,
Robby, I said say the fucking word cut,
Say the word cut motherfucker,
What the fuck you gonna do bitch?
You are a strong and resilient person, frightened by nothing,
Boys! I saw the entire thing,
I'm a stenographer and an officer of the LA County court
and I have a photographic memory,
Your tag number is 7WTL614,
This is a gray 2004 Subaru Outback,
You are a driver in your late thirties
with thinning dark hair and hazel eyes,
This offense could get you indicted
for involuntary manslaughter,
Or vehicular manslaughter at that,
I suggest you get to wherever you are going,
Fucking losers,
Bitch,
I filmed it,
- He almost just hit me, - I know,
I'll get you home,
Come on,
I'm walking across the street
and he just runs the stop sign and fucking tries to hit me,
Let me take you home,
I'm Sally,
- What? - I'm Sally,
My plans fell through, I'll take you home, come on,
All right, this is it, thanks again,
Hey, would you be able to do something for me?
Sure,
Could we get out of the car?
Yeah,
What's up?
I need to be seen,
- You need to be seen, - I need to be acknowledged,
We're all animals,
We need other animals and I need to be seen,
Right,
Okay,
It's been years since anybody's looked at me,
I'm looking at you,
No, I need to be seen,
seen,
Will you allow it?
Yes,
Thank you,
Who is that?
Alan?
Yes,
Are you Alan?
Yes how did know my name, who are you?
I'm Darrell,
Your father hired me to track your missing dog,
But I mean,,,
I do have a final point to make along these lines,
There's just like some strange alchemy that goes on
on a film set, which I mean,
I think in the most optimal circumstances
translates something of lived experience
in a way that perhaps no other medium can,
but by virtue of this strange alchemy,
it's just not a thing that you can down
to the last molecule,
actually,,,
- Trace, - Control or trace,
Or like it's just a formula that can't be pursued,
And I think that so much of like
discussion of cinema tries to bring it
into the realm of, you know,
the well written novel, the well made play,
When in point of fact, it's like something else entirely,
I think in some ways more akin to music that, you know,
also has these sort of, - Yeah,
Chaos elements in operation,
110%,
spot on,
What would you surmise from the things that you've seen,
if you had sort of
a final thought, you know, like anything that comes to mind,
Surmise?
You’ve watched a few short films that are all incomplete,
Is there any, yeah,
You know, not surmise from it and I'm not asking you,
did you take away a fucking theme or some shit but like,
I don't know, is there a pervading thought?
A pervading thought?
No, there's not,
I feel like there was one more thing
I was gonna mention about
the time that we were shooting in Echo Park with
- that stairwell,,, - No, no, no, no, no,
I think, I think I got it,
I think, I think we're good,
- You think we got it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- All right, - Yeah, yeah,
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it,
- Let's cut it, - Yeah, you know, okay,
- Let's hit the bricks, - Okay, thanks again man,
If you guys can break down and
Jane said not to go through the house this time,
So there's the like side gate there,
If you can just do that instead,
- Good to meet you guys, - Thank you very much,
- Thanks man, all right, - Appreciate it guys,
Fuckin' hey,
Was that good for you?
What?
Was that good for you?
Yeah, I think so, man, like I said, I feel like
there was one more thing I'm missing,
Can't remember, no dude, I appreciate you,
I appreciate it man, thanks for watching the shit,
What the fuck am I here for if not this?
What is it all about if not this?
Yeah, exactly dude, Let’s get a drink,
What up? How you doing, dude?
- Good to see you, man, - Good to see me,
I was second place,
Hey,
What's up?
- Dude I'm good, - You're good?
I'm good, I'm good,
How'd the scooter work out? How did the scooter go?
The scooters good, The scooter was good,
Let me introduce you to my friend over here, Brandon,
Brandon, wanna introduce you to my friend Nathan,
Found out that he's having twins today,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Alan, where are you? Keeps going to your voicemail,
Nathan texted sent me a picture of Roo, thank God,
Listen, I'm not sure what is going on over there,
But he also sent me a picture of a naked woman
in his driveway that his nest camera picked up, I don’t really get that,
But anyway, I'm going to bed, it's late here,
Give Roo a hug for me,
Love you,