ORIGINAL WORK TATSUKI FUJIMOTO
(SERIALIZED IN SHUEISHA'S SHONEN JUMP+)
[footsteps]
[Denji] It's that same dream again,
It's that same dream I always dream,,, And always forget,
[Pochita] Denji,
Pochita!
Pochita, come out!
We're just in a dream right now, Let me pet you,
[Pochita] Denji,
[high-pitched ringing]
[distorted] Do not open the door, No matter what,
[gasps]
[panting]
[Power yawns]
What's going on? You're so loud,
[sighs]
I had a bad dream,
[groans]
Am I still in a dream?
What are you talking about?
[grunting]
[cat yowls]
[sighs] What's going on?
Where did I get all this power?
[Denji strains] So this isn't a dream,
["Iris Out" playing]
CHAINSAW MAN
PUBLIC SAFETY DEVIL HUNTERS LARGE-SCALE ATTACK
[no audible dialogue]
ONE MOMENT PLEASE,
CHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC
DEVIL HUNTER TOKYO HQ BUILDING
What are these horns?
Power, you drank too much blood, didn't you?
Maybe you drank too much blood
- in that fight against the zombies, - [yawns]
- We've got to drain some blood out of you, - Okay!
[Denji] Drain her blood?
Power has to have her blood drained every once in a while,
or else she becomes even more scary
- and self-centered than she normally is, - [yelps]
- [Makima] So that's why,,, Denji,,, - Huh?
Is it okay if I borrow Power for a while?
Hmm,,,
Take as long as you need,
[exclaims]
As for who's going to be your new buddy while I'm borrowing her,
this guy said he wants to team up with you,
[screaming]
Lord Chainsaw! Lord Chainsaw!
[screams]
Who is this guy?
[Makima] He's the Shark Fiend,
Normally, he's so ferocious that no one can even have a conversation with him,
But he said that as long as he gets to pair up with you, Denji,
- he'll do whatever you tell him to, - He'll do whatever I tell him to do?
- How come? - I'm not sure,
Maybe it's because your faces look alike,
Lord Chainsaw! I'll do whatever you say! No matter what! Lord Chainsaw!
You're the best! You're the greatest! Lord Chainsaw! You're the greatest!
Don't touch me! I'm not into men,
Hmm? You look unhappy,
I feel great,
If you really are feeling great,
then how about going on a date with me tomorrow on our day off?
A date?
Hooray! Hooray!
[Makima] Huh? Denji, you're already here,
You're an hour early,
[gasps]
[screams]
She's so cute! She's so cute!
She's so cute!
Denji, what time did you get here?
I couldn't sleep last night, I got here at 5:00,
So,,, what's the plan for today?
I've never hung out with a girl before,
Today, from now until midnight, we're going to go movie-theater hopping,
What?
[action music playing]
[panting, exclaims]
- [characters grunting] - [weapon slashes]
[Denji] Well, this isn't what I was expecting,
[laughing]
[Denji] Everyone's laughing,
It wasn't that funny!
- [blows landing] - [characters grunting, exclaiming]
Makima's not laughing either,
She's so cute,
That was disappointing,
[Makima] It wasn't very interesting at all,
It looked like they spent a lot of money making that movie though,
Well, then,,, let's go to the next one,
[somber music playing]
[viewers sniffling]
[Denji] Everyone's crying,
She's not crying,
She's so cute,
That was disappointing,
[Makima] I didn't like how it felt when they were trying to force us to cry,
[classical music playing]
At least the music was good,
- [creature growls] - [character shrieks]
The story seemed so fake,
[tense music playing]
It was just average,
The next movie is the last one,
CINEMA
Everyone says this movie is hard to understand,
Do you want to try watching it, Denji?
[Denji] Honestly, all the movies we've seen today are bad,
Maybe I don't get movies or something,
I only find one good movie for every ten movies I watch too,
Huh?
But one of those was a movie that changed my life,
- [birds chirping] - [footsteps]
[slow piano music playing]
[Denji] Huh? Whoa,
This scene isn't even that important,
I hope Makima doesn't see me!
I'm never going to forget that last scene until the day I die,
Me too,
That last movie made the price of the ticket worth it,
Makima, do you think I have a heart?
Why are you asking that question?
Just because,
[gasps]
[sighs]
[heartbeat thumping]
[sniffs]
[Denji gasps]
You do,
[gasps] I,,,
I do,
I see,,,
The fact that I felt butterflies means that I do have a heart!
[fundraisers] Donations, please! Donations, please! Donations, please!
We're collecting donations for children who've been victimized by devils,
Donations, please!
I have a heart, so I can even make a donation!
[fundraiser] Thank you very much!
We're giving away flowers to everyone who makes a donation,
Ah,,,
It's beautiful,
[fundraiser] Huh?
And the fact that I can feel that the flower is beautiful
also means I have a heart!
[fundraisers] Huh?
[Denji] Makima, you're incredible,
I feel so much better after talking to you!
Makima said that once I've gathered all the pieces of the Gun Devil's flesh,
she'll grant me one wish,
In that case,,, I think I want to ask her to be my girlfriend,
[inhales]
Whenever I have a free moment, I always start thinking about Makima,
I've squeezed other girls' boobs and kissed other girls before too,
but my heart belongs completely to Makima!
There's no way I'm going to fall for anyone else!
[thunder rumbles]
Run away!
Whoo-hoo!
Water! Water!
Water!
Ah,
Beam! You stay hidden!
If anyone sees you, I won't be able to walk around in public anymore,
Okay!
Why do fiends all have such weird names?
[footsteps approaching]
- [door opens] - [Denji sighs]
I should have brought an umbrella,
[liquid shaking]
[person] Whoa! [giggling]
- [door opens] - [chuckles]
Hello, hello,
It's raining so hard,
Huh? Uh,,,
The weather report said,,,
Hmm?
Huh? [laughing]
Huh? What's wrong?
Sorry,
What's wrong with you?
[person crying]
[Denji] Huh? How come you're crying?
[person] Sorry,
Your face,,,
looks like my dog that passed away,
Huh? You're saying I'm a dog?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- [gags] - Hmm? Are you okay?
- [retches] - Uh,,,
Hold on! I've got a handkerchief!
Ta-da!
What? [gasps]
A magic trick?
That's amazing!
There's no trick to it,
Thanks,
[gentle music playing]
Ah, It stopped raining!
I work at a café called Crossroads right down there,
If you drop by, I'll pay you back for this,
Make sure you come, okay?
All right,
You're late, I'm going to deduct it from your pay,
You're so stingy!
Take this water to table four,
Stingy! Stingy! Stingy! Stingy! Stingy!
[scoffs]
Th,,, That was fast!
Huh? You got here faster than me!
Well, I guess you're right,
I just came so that you could pay me back,
Hmm?
- Oh, - Let's have a drink together!
Hey! Can you bring some coffee for me and him?
But you work here,
What's the big deal?
We only get customers in the morning anyway,
[groans]
Well,,,
[person] A cup of coffee is my gift back to you!
Do you like coffee?
I'll drink it,
[laughs] What's with that face? You're just pretending you're fine!
Coffee tastes bad!
It tastes like it's from the gutter!
You're just like a little kid!
[Denji] She's touching me a lot, and she's laughing at my jokes,
Could it be that,,,
she likes me?
My name's Reze,
What's your name?
Denji,
Denji?
Denji,,,
Denji, I've never met someone as interesting as you,
[stammers] Huh,,,
I'm sure about it now, She does like me,
What am I going to do?
I like people who like me too,
Makima,,, help,
I'm going to start falling for this girl,
You've had three already, That's enough,
We're going to go on patrol now,
Eating ice cream made me tired,
I heard that eating takes energy too,
I don't want to work anymore today,
[Aki] They found out where the Gun Devil is,
There's going to be an expedition,
In order to participate, I need to have more experience defeating big devils,
That's why I want to go look for more devils,
You're my buddy, Please help me out,
Huh?
Hmm,,,
[sighs]
How about I think about it a bit after I've had another ice cream?
Get up,
If I tell the leadership that you're useless,
they're going to kill you as a devil, Are you sure you're okay with that?
Hmm,
I'd rather die than work,
[Makima] He's the second-most powerful member of Division 4,
after Captain Kishibe,
At least he would be if he weren't always so lazy,
If you want to join the expedition to defeat the Gun Devil,
then you should try to make good use of him,
[Aki] I don't think I can get along well with a devil,
But you get along with Power, right?
We had a fistfight just this morning,
You don't have to become friends,
Just use him for your own benefit,
He's someone who killed every single person
in the village where he was born,
Or to put it more accurately:
He sucked the lifespans out of them and transformed them into weapons,
Weapons?
[Makima] He has the power to transform the life of anyone he touches into a weapon,
That katana you have is one of his weapons too,
Those weapons can do things like cut through ghosts that no one can touch,,,
and have different special powers,
It's okay if you have to pretend, Just be friendly with him,
I'm sure he'll be useful to you,
[crows cawing]
[Aki panting]
I've eliminated the devil!
Please make sure not to touch its blood or its flesh!
[sighs]
Whoa, that looks delicious,
Hey you, human,
Come over here,
He must be a private Devil Hunter,
He was being eaten up by this devil,
The lower half of his body is gone already, He's almost dead,
[sputtering]
Kill me, Kill me,
[Aki] Your power gives you the ability to kill him painlessly,
Grant him his wish to die,
Huh? No way,
I may be an angel, but I'm also a devil,
I believe that humans should suffer when they die,
[person gasps, sputtering]
[sputtering stops]
I don't think we can become friends, Even if I pretend,
I guess not,
[Denji] Makima's the one who found my heart,
So that's why my heart belongs to Makima,
But,,, my body,,,
It's moving on its own!
Oh, it's you!
I came to have lunch,
The food here's not that good, No one would come every day for a whole week,
[Denji] It's good,
It is good,
You have such bad taste,
Well,,,
I'll have some curry and some ice cream,
Ah! And some fried rice!
How about you come eat over here at this table?
[Denji] I'm fine here,
You're studying right now, right? Even though you're on the clock,
You don't go to school, right?
Even though you're 16,
[sighs]
I think that's even worse,
Do you really think so?
I see,
You're working as a Devil Hunter instead of going to school,
You're a weird one,
I'm going to study over here,
- [stammers] - Scoot over! Scoot over!
[food sizzling]
I want to learn how to read kanji,
[Reze] You can't read kanji?
Then I'll teach you!
Here's a question,
Ta-da!
What does this say?
[Denji] That says "balls," you sex-crazed girl,
So you do know what it says,
"Balls" is the only one I can read,
That's crazy,
I wish I could have gone to school with you,
It would have been fun,
[chuckles]
[Denji] What am I saying?
- [gasps] - Do you want to go with me?
- At night, - At night?
Let's go explore a school building together at night,
Okay,
My heart belongs to Makima,
but my body won't listen to me!
[water running]
[person] Typhoon,
[Typhoon] What is it?
[person] Why do you devils want Chainsaw's heart?
[Typhoon] You don't need to know,
The only thing you need to focus on is holding up your end of the contract
between you and me,
[person chuckles] Sounds like we're going to be working together for a while,
So let's get more comfortable with each other,
Typhoon Devil,
The contract is that once I get my hands on Chainsaw's heart,
you'll let me use your powers forever,
[Typhoon] Be careful,
The human who has Chainsaw's heart has killed lots of devils,
That's because the devils aren't very bright,
I killed a Devil Hunter from China for a job once,
He was a merciless Devil Hunter, They said he had no blood or tears,
- [Typhoon] How did you kill him? - [thud]
[grunting]
I looked for how I could make him bleed and cry,
I took his wife and kid as hostages,
Then I skinned them and showed him their hides,
He let me kill him after that,
[blade scrapes]
- [blade stabbing] - [screaming]
[Reze] Denji, aren't you scared?
[Denji] Uh, I'm not really scared,
This just feels weird,
[Reze giggles] What do you mean?
Hey, I'm a little scared,
Can I hold your hand?
[Denji] Makima,
To be honest, I don't want to hold her hand,
But my body just,,,
[chuckles]
Who knows the answer?
Me! Me! Me!
Two! It's two!
That's right! You're a genius!
- What does this English word mean? - I have no idea!
The answer is: "Big ass,"
You sex-crazed girl!
Huh,,, So this is what school is like,
I think I've got the hang of it now,
Denji, is it really true that you didn't even go to elementary school?
Huh? Yeah,
Isn't that,,, bad?
Bad?
Well, not bad,
It's weird,
A 16-year-old is still a kid,
Normally, you'd study for entrance exams,
join school clubs, and go out with friends,
But you,,, you kill devils and almost get yourself killed by them,
Is Public Safety, that place you work at now,
is it really a good place?
Well, it's a really good place, you know,
I get to eat three meals a day,
And I get to sleep on a futon,
But that's the bare minimum for everyone in Japan,
It's something that's normal for everyone,
Uh,,,
My head's getting hot from thinking too hard,
[Reze] In that case,,,
Do you want to cool down a bit?
[calm music playing]
[giggling] It's so cold!
[Denji] I don't know how to swim that well, you know,
Hmm?
Then I'll teach you how to swim,
[gasps]
Huh? [gasping]
Huh?
Take off your clothes, Your clothes are going to pull you down,
[Denji] You're so sexy,
Don't you want to learn how to swim?
I am starting to want to learn,
[gasps]
Denji, you should get naked too,
It's dark, I can't see anyway,
- Calm down! - I can see everything!
It's my first time seeing nipples!
If I take off my clothes now, I'll be betraying Makima!
[screams]
Damn!
[gasps]
[giggling]
Come on! Come over here, Denji!
No, Denji, If I go, then my heart will go too,
[chuckles] I know what's going on,
You're scared to get in the pool because you can't swim,
[groans]
Come on! It feels good!
[groans]
Hurry up! Come on!
[groans]
[screams]
[shouts]
[classical music playing]
[music fades]
[coughing]
[giggling]
[Denji panting]
[Reze] I'll teach you,
I'll teach you things you don't know,
Things you don't know how to do,
I'll teach you everything,
[splashing]
Denji! Breathe! Breathe!
[Denji gasps]
[grunting]
[chuckles]
It's raining!
Yeah!
[both laughing]
[Denji] Hyah!
[both laughing]
[sniffing]
- [Reze] The rain's not stopping, - [Denji] Mmm,
[Reze] Denji,,,
The country mouse or the city mouse,
Which one would you rather be?
What are you talking about?
It's one of Aesop's fables,
The country mouse lives a safe life,
but doesn't have delicious food like the city mouse,
The city mouse can find good food,
but he's in danger of getting killed by a cat or a human,
I wanted to be the country mouse,
But Makima captured me and brought me to the city,
My heart belongs in the countryside,
I don't want to follow around a city mouse like you and put myself in danger,
Hey,,,
[no audible dialogue]
[Denji] I want to be the city mouse,
What?
Being the country mouse is better!
A peaceful life is what's best,
[Denji] The city has more good food,
And it looks fun,
[Reze chuckles] Are you saying you just want to eat and have fun?
Yeah,
In that case, there's a festival going on nearby tomorrow,
Do you want to go together? I'm sure it'll be fun, And delicious,
I can go if it's after work,
Yay! It's a promise, okay?
I'm going to the restroom,
[giggles]
She's so damn cute,
[feet splashing]
[metal scrapes]
[Reze] Denji?
[person cackles]
That's right, I'm Denji,
I was just about to go pee myself,
Let's go to the bathroom together,
Okay?
Pochita,
I have feelings for two different people now,
Do you know who I'm talking about?
I'm not talking about that angel,
He's a guy,
[panting]
[gasps]
[Denji] The small girl has a pretty face,
but she tried to kill me,
[strains, panting]
[person] Come on!
[Denji] Power still tries to kill me sometimes too,
She's a narcissist, she's selfish,
she's a pathological liar, and she's a bigot,
How come you're running away?
You promised you'd go to the bathroom with me!
[whimpering]
[Denji] What am I going to do?
When I close my eyes, there's two of them!
Pochita, Which one would you choose?
[Reze panting]
[person] Hello!
Are you going to pee on the roof?
Who,,, Who are you?
[cackles]
You're asking me,
but do you have any idea who you are?
I know who you are,
You're a piece of cheese,
You're a piece of cheese for luring out the mouse,
What are you talking about? Please stop!
I'm going to skin your face, carve out your eyes
and show it all to Chainsaw!
And this is what I'm going to tell him,
"Your precious woman is still alive,"
And whenever I do that,
everyone starts listening to me for some reason,
Then all that's left for me to do is to kill him,
The only piece of your body I want is your skin and your eyeballs!
I don't need to take your life!
[screams]
[grunts]
[choking]
[in Russian] ♪ I have a date with Jane today ♪
♪ All is ready ♪
♪ In the morning We'll go to church together ♪
♪ We will drink coffee ♪
♪ And eat omelets at a café ♪
♪ After a walk ♪
♪ In a park ♪
♪ We will go to an aquarium ♪
♪ And we will see dolphins and penguins ♪
♪ Loved by Jane ♪
♪ We will rest after lunch ♪
♪ So, what did we do in the morning? ♪
♪ We will speak about it ♪
♪ Until we remember ♪
♪ We won't remember ♪
♪ And we will sleep At the church that night ♪
You're the one who made the storm to trap us inside the building,
Right, Typhoon?
[Typhoon] I didn't know you were here, Lady Reze,
I'll turn a blind eye to what you did today,
In exchange, you'll obey me for a while,
Go deal with his body,
[airplane passing overhead]
- Hmm, - [footsteps approaching]
Huh?
- Boo! - Whoa!
[giggles]
[chuckles]
[calm piano music playing]
[no audible dialogue]
[music ends]
I heard about this place from the owner of the café I work at,
He said it's the best spot to watch fireworks,
No one else ever comes here, It's a secret spot,
[Denji] Huh,,,
[Reze] Hey, Denji,
I've been thinking a lot these days,
I think your current situation is weird,
You're only 16, but they're not letting you go to school,
And they're making you kill devils,
It's not something this country should allow,
[sighs]
Why don't you quit your job and run away with me,
I'll make you happy,
I'll protect you for the rest of your life,
Please,
Run away? Where?
I'll ask my friend,
My friend has a place where Public Safety will never find you,
It won't happen right away,
but we can go to school together there someday,
Why would you do all that for me?
[Reze] Because,,,
I like you, Denji,
Why are you having such a hard time deciding?
Denji, do you hate me?
I like you!
But,,,
I've just recently started to feel appreciated at work,
I can go farther away without supervision,
I'm gradually learning how to deal with my buddy, who has a shitty personality,
And I've finally started to become friends with my difficult senior colleague,
And I've found a goal to work towards at work,
Things are starting to get fun now,
Can't I keep seeing you while I continue to work?
- The fireworks are about to begin! - This way, please!
[Reze] I see,
I understand,
Denji,
There's someone else you like, right?
[gasps]
[child exclaims]
[giggles]
[gasps]
[crowd chattering]
[chattering increases]
[crunch]
[Denji gasps]
[gasping]
It hurts, doesn't it?
I'm sorry,
Denji, I'm going to take your heart, Okay?
[Beam exclaiming]
Dash!
Huh?
[Beam] Run away! Run away! We're in trouble! We're in trouble!
How come I didn't notice anything from the smell?
She's dangerous, Lord Chainsaw!
That smell,,,
She's the Bomb Devil!
Boom,
You thief,
[grunts]
[strains]
Lord Chainsaw!
[exclaiming]
[shouts]
[growling]
[Reze] Are you from Division 4 too?
I'll let you go if you leave Denji there and leave right now,
[roars]
Oh, I see,
[growls]
[screams]
Hmm?
Damn, I wanted to go to the festival,
Whoa, She's killing something,
We've encountered a devil near the festival,
2034,
The battle begins,
Are you private Devil Hunters?
Whoa, She said something,
This one's really strong,
[Reze] They sure ran away fast!
DEVIL EXTERMINATION DIVISION 2 FUCHŪ TRAINING FACILITY
[panting]
[referee] Match over!
Thank you,
Thank you for your instruction,
[Devil Hunter] Aki,
Thanks for coming,
I can't say no to you, Nomo,
Whoa! Really? Then come back to Division 2!
All the stories I hear about the Special Division sound so gory anyway,
If everything goes well, I'm going to become the sub-captain in five years,
When that happens, I'm going to invite you to join,
Thank you very much,
[Angel] Hey,
You haven't told him that you'll be dead in five years?
[Aki] Who did you hear that from?
From Power,
That damn devil,
Don't tell anyone,
You're so lucky,
I want to die soon too,
As long as I'm alive, I have to work hard,
If I die, I won't have to work hard anymore,
Oh, that reminds me,,,
You have a contract with the Future Devil, right?
Why don't you try asking it?
Ask it when I'm going to die,
I refuse,
Aki! Come downstairs! Now!
[panting]
[Nomo] He showed up at the entrance and claimed he's from the Special Division,
Is this fiend really on our side?
[Aki] Y-Yes,
Did a devil do this to Denji?
Bomb is coming,,, Bomb,,,
She's one of the Gun Devil's allies!
[whimpering]
How do you know that?
[gasps, stammers]
[Aki] Answer me,
I could kill you right here if I wanted to,
If I tell you, they'll kill me,
I promised Makima,
Makima?
[gasps] Ah!
There she is! Bomb's here!
[Nomo] Hey, beautiful lady!
Don't come any closer!
This place is a training facility for Devil Extermination Division 2,
Members of the public are not allowed to enter,
Excuse me!
[Denji grunts]
Reze,,,
Reze?
Please help me!
I'm being attacked by a devil!
Oh,
She's sure smiling a lot for someone under attack,
- Nomo, - Yeah,
Take your friend with you and stay in the back,
Okay,
Contact headquarters and the vice-captain, Summon all Division 2 members,
Okay!
And,,,
Have you seen that beauty somewhere before?
Now's not the right time to try to pick up women,
No, I'm being serious,
It can't be true, There's no way,
Thanks, I'm counting on you,
You owe me one,
Kato! Tanabe!
I'll treat you to dinner if you can kill that woman,
Don't assume she's a human, Handle her like you would a devil,
[Reze] I guess it didn't work,
It's not working,
In that case, I've got no choice,
I'll just have to kill everyone,
Blood?
[Kato] We've caused mold to grow in her heart and intestines,
[Nomo] She's throwing up blood, It's working,
Even if she drinks blood and regenerates, the mold's not going to disappear,
Now we just need to buy some time,
Hmm?
[all gasp]
[Kato] She inflicted damage to herself!
Are you able to grow mold on her brain?
We can only do it if the target's alive,
[gasps]
[Devil Hunters gasping, exclaiming]
Boo,
[screaming]
[grunts]
[Devil Hunter 1 screaming]
[Devil Hunter 2] She's a devil! A devil is here!
She went right! Don't let her get near Aki!
Nomo! Behind you!
Kon!
Ah--
There she is! There's the devil!
[gasps]
Masaki Ando, requesting permission to fire!
[superior] Permission granted!
[alarm blaring]
In Japan, do you need permission to fire a gun?
[Nomo] Kon!
[Reze] You're pretty stubborn,
Now that's a real sight for sore eyes,
[gasping]
[person] Kon,
[grunts, whimpers]
Excuse me for a moment,
Vice-captain!
That was close,
- [gasps] - [Fox Devil] What's that taste?
- Huh? - [Fox Devil] I hate this taste,
I'm going home now,
[sighs]
I was supposed to go to a singles mixer today,
[Nomo] Take me with you next time,
I'll drive, You have them drink some of your blood,
Huh?
I guess I've got no choice,
Aren't you going to start the car?
Damn,
It showed me a future I didn't want to see,
Huh?
[thud]
That monster,
I killed them to show you how powerful I am,
I don't want to kill anyone if possible,
Take Denji out of the car and leave,
[grunts]
[honking]
[sighs]
The gasoline is going to make that car burn to a crisp,
What a pain,
Acho!
I asked the Special Division for backup,
They saved us,
[shouts]
No way!
I kicked with everything I got just now,
[Reze] Nice kick,
Want to fight?
Kobeni! We're changing strategies!
[gasps]
This one's a lot stronger than us!
Time for a strategic retreat!
Anyways, bye,
- [Kobeni whimpering] - [thuds]
My legs,,, My legs,,,
My legs gave out,,,
My legs,,, My legs,,,
[shrieks]
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll quit my job, So please forgive me!
[whimpering]
There she is!
[gasps]
[static on radio]
Hey, Chainsaw's awake now,
But the bomb girl's right behind us,
- Shit! Damn! - [music faintly playing over static]
The transmitter's broken on this car, [grunts]
[heavy metal music playing]
What's wrong with this car?
If it comes down to it, I'm going to crash this car into her!
I can't let her have Denji!
- [gasps] - [Aki] What's going on?
[Angel] He's cutting the top of the car!
[Aki] Huh?
Stop, Denji!
You haven't had that much blood yet!
[Denji] It hurt so much, I thought I was going to die,
My brain's all mixed-up,
But I spent some time looking back on what's happened,
And I just realized
that every single girl I ever meet always tries to kill me!
Everyone always wants Chainsaw's heart!
Doesn't anyone want Denji's heart? Huh?
I really do like you, Denji, It's true,
Huh? Really?
- [horn honks] - [gasps]
Don't listen to the enemy! You're so gullible!
[Denji sighs]
That was close, I was about to get tricked,
I don't know why you're trying to kill me,
But I don't care!
I've got Makima!
Makima?
Denji, I didn't know that witch has got you in the palm of her hand,
Then it would have been no use even if we ran away together,
[chuckles] Aw,
I wish I never kissed you! Aw,
If anyone else dies because of me,
I'm going to have trouble getting out of bed in the morning,
I'm going to arrest you!
Come here, Denji,
I'm going to show you how we fight,
Then show me!
[music continues]
[grunts, groans]
[Reze] Denji, You're not applying what you've learned,
You can't just swing your chainsaws around,
You've got to understand your own power better,
Huh?
Boom,
[chainsaws whirring]
[pedestrians scream]
[pedestrian whimpers]
[Reze] Regeneration?
So you were revving the engine
- before you got kicked, - [chainsaw whirs]
You Devil!
[Aki] If I mess up even a single move, I'm going to die,
I can see the future, but only a few seconds in advance,
I don't know if my body will be able to react in time,
[pedestrians screaming]
Perfect judgment,
Perfect--
[Galgali] That was close!
- [Aki gasps] - Sorry I'm late,
This is the first time I've ever wanted to be friends with a Devil!
[Galgali] Here you go,
Time-out!
I'm anemic and I'm almost naked over here,
And you've got the two of you, That's not fair,
You're right, Should we give her a break?
No,
That's what he said, Sorry!
The time-out is over,
[gasps]
Lady Reze! Typhoon is here!
That's not fair!
[whimpers, strains]
[Angel] It's okay,
You're going to go to heaven,
[kisses]
I'm going to take your blood,
Sorry,
[Beam stammering]
[chainsaw whirs]
[gasps]
A normal devil would have been dead,
You're so impressive, Lord Chainsaw! You're amazing!
[Angel] Your girlfriend has killed too many people,
If we let her run free, then many more will die,
Chainsaw, Make your choice,
Either let her kill you and minimize the damage,
or kill her instead,
[Denji] Well, that's an easy decision,
Reze is incredibly powerful, though,
[Angel] Shark, you know about the Chainsaw Devil, right?
If you don't want to die today, then you should tell us what you know,
Lord Chainsaw runs really fast!
But when he goes places, he doesn't just use his legs,
He uses the chains on his chainsaws to get around,
He flings his chains through the air and hooks them on buildings,
and then he swings from building to building!
I see! Samurai Sword draws his sword to get around,
And Reze uses explosions,
I need to apply my own powers too!
Lord Chainsaw, you're a genius! Lord Chainsaw, you're a genius!
I should use chains to get around! I see! I get it!
That's right! That's right!
I'm going to try it!
- Beam! Turn into a shark! - Okay!
Huh?
This is it!
I'm going to use chains to control Beam, and Beam is going to run like a horse!
[straining] That's not it,,, That's not it,,,
Are you sure? I don't think that's it,
I think you're supposed to shoot out the chains from your arms
and hook them onto buildings,
Huh? This is the right way! Right, Beam?
You're right! You're right! You're right!
All right! Run, Beam!
You're right!
You're right! You're right!
[Denji cackling]
[Reze giggling] What are you doing?
[Aki] Denji!
There you are, Chainsaw!
Denji! I'm going to make you regret coming back to life!
Beam! Don't make me regret this!
[Beam] Okay!
Damn! Those guys,,,
[Galgali] It's a monster battle!
We're just going to have to sit it out and watch,
[grunts]
You keep missing!
You're like a cockroach,
- [Denji cackles] - [Beam] I'm tired of the explosions!
Chainsaw!
- [gasps] - [chainsaw whirring]
- Take that! - Ouch!
[Denji] What a waste,
I cut off a beautiful woman's leg,
Lady Reze! Take my blood!
[Denji] Oh! Good!
Wait, that's not good!
[chuckling] This is crazy,
Oh!
[straining]
Grab on to something!
I can't! I can't!
It's okay,
It's okay! You can let go!
If I'm going to die, I don't care! It just means today was my day to die,
I'll be fine,
I've been ready to die for a long time,
[straining]
- [screams] - [gasps]
[Aki panting]
[Angel] Why?
Why did you touch my hand?
- Do you want to die? - Of course I don't want to die!
How much did my lifespan decrease just now?
About two months,
If you want to die, then die somewhere far away from me,
I can't take it anymore, watching someone die
right in front of me,
[Beam] Lord Chainsaw! We're in trouble! Something's coming!
Lord Chainsaw-- [screams]
[Reze] Hmm? Huh?
[Denji cackling]
[exclaiming]
[Typhoon shouts]
[both exclaim]
[grunts] Lord Chainsaw!
[chainsaw whirs]
[Denji] Whoa, [grunts]
[Reze] You were hanging in there for a pretty long time,
But I think it's time now,,,
to put an end to this,
[chuckles]
[gasps]
[Denji] That was close!
Beam!
Lord Chainsaw! I'll make sure you won't regret this!
[Denji] Hey! This is bad!
He's going to turn the whole city into mincemeat at this rate!
Beam! We've got to get that fat-ass to shut up first!
Okay!
[Typhoon] I found you!
[chainsaws whir]
Die! Chainsaw!
[baby crying]
[gasps]
[shouts]
[cackling]
Yeah!
Beam! Send me flying!
[exclaims] Yeah!
[screaming]
This makes it easy for me!
All I have to do is swing my chainsaws around,,,
like crazy!
[screams, grunts]
Whoa!
Beam!
Lord Chainsaw!
[chuckles]
[chainsaws whirring]
Stay away!
[Denji shouts]
Come on!
[shouts]
We did it! Beam!
Where's Reze?
Ah! Lord Chainsaw!
[Denji grunts]
[shouts]
[exclaims]
[shouts]
[screams]
[gasps]
Whoa!
[grunts, groans]
[grunts]
[gasping]
[strains]
Ouch!
You saved me, Beam!
[Beam mumbles]
Denji, Don't you think it's about time you gave up?
Uh,,,
No,
[wind whistling]
[grunts]
[groaning]
You're being a huge pain in the ass, Just hurry up and die already,
Then you should have just killed me when we first met!
There's nowhere left to run,
I wouldn't be so sure about that,
You shouldn't have taught me how to swim,
[Reze] Huh,,, You're going to swim?
[grunts]
[Reze] Chains?
[gasps]
Can you still explode when you're wet?
[snoring]
[Reze] I can't believe it,
Why did you resurrect me?
I have a great life,
No matter how many times I get beat up or die,
as long as I get to eat good food the next day, I can forgive,
But,,,
if I capture you and hand you over to Public Safety,
I'd feel like I had a fish bone stuck in my throat,
Even if I were living a good life every day,
it would feel bad, having something poking the back of my throat,
[Reze] Do you think you would still say that if I killed you right now?
[chuckles]
If someone's going to kill me,
then I'd rather be killed by a beautiful woman,
[laughing]
Ah,,,
Do you really still believe that I like you for real?
The look on my face when I met you, and the way I blushed,,, It was all a lie,
I just trained myself how to do it,
[gasps]
I failed,
I took too much time before I fought you,
I'm going to run away now,
[Denji] Do you want to run away together?
Huh?
I can fight too, You'll have a better chance at escaping,
I killed lots of people,
If you let me get away, that would make you complicit in murder,
Do you understand what that means?
Uh,,,
I know I shouldn't, but I've got no choice,
I still like you,
You said it was all a lie,
But you did teach me how to swim, Right?
- [crack] - [Denji groans]
Hey!
[Reze] You should learn to be smarter,
Reze! Hey, Reze!
[sighs]
I'm going to be waiting at the café at lunch!
You'd better--
[coughs]
Get up, Beam! My hand won't move!
Rev up my engine!
[footsteps]
[meows]
[Kishibe] There's a fairy tale that mothers in the Soviet Union tell
when scolding their children,
The story says that there's a secret room in the military's munitions storehouse,
And the secret room is filled with orphans,
The kids who live there don't have any freedom,
They're not allowed to go outside,
They're treated like objects,
And the military uses their bodies for experiments until they die,
It was supposed to be just a fairy tale,
But one day, a newspaper reported that that secret room really did exist,
An American journalist was the one who uncovered the story,
It was all over the news,
They published photos of the children who were there,
But the story soon disappeared,
The girl who lured Denji in was one of the kids from that room,
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A fighter created by the Soviet Union to serve their country,
They're called guinea pigs,
[announcer] The Yamabiko train bound for Sendai will soon depart from Platform 12,
The next stop will be Ueno,
[announcer 2] The train will now depart,
This is the Yamabiko train bound for Sendai,
The train will now depart, Doors are closing,
Please stand clear of the closing doors,
[Makima] Me too,
[gasps]
I like the country mouse too,
One of my friends has a field in the countryside,
I go there to help out my friend every year in the fall,
The field has mice hiding in the soil that damage the crops,
We have to exterminate the mice before the fields get covered in snow,
So we dig up the fields and have the dogs kill the mice hiding inside,
I wonder why,,,
whenever I watch,,,
I feel so comforted,
[Reze winces]
[Makima] That's why I like the country mouse,
[Reze] Why,,,
I wonder why I didn't kill you the first time we met,
Denji, to be honest,,,
I've never been to school either,
I told you to come with Hayakawa,
You didn't want to make Hayakawa kill a girl,
You're so kind,
It's because I'm an angel,
Hey,
Is the city a good place?
["Jane Doe" playing]
[footsteps approaching]
Denji, I've got to close the café now,
That girl was too cute,
She was from a different world,
I'm sure you'll meet a girl who's perfect for you someday,
[door closes]
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[gasps]
P-P-P-Power!
[gasps]
I'm back! I tracked you down by following your scent, [sniffs]
What a tiny café!
[sighs]
Hmm?
Oh, What are you doing with those flowers?
They would really suit me! Give them to me!
Hey! Don't eat them! They're mine! You thief!
You idiot!
Spit them out right now!
- Spit them out! Spit them out! - [chomping]
[rhythmic ticking]