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A hurricane warning stage
in effect for southern Cuba
where the eye wall will be 15 miles west of Havana,
currently a category three storm,
Hurricane Charley will continue towards the Florida Keys,,,
♪ I'm so tired of being here ♪
♪ Suppressed by all my childish fears ♪
♪ And if you're after me ♪
♪ I wish that you would just leave ♪
♪ 'Cause your presence still lingers here ♪
♪ And if you'd only leave me alone ♪
♪ These wounds won't seem to heal ♪
♪ This pain is just too real ♪
♪ And there's just too much that time cannot erase ♪
♪ When you cried ♪
I'd wipe away all of your tears ♪
♪ You'd scream ♪
♪ I'd fight away all of your fears ♪
♪ And I held your hand ♪
♪ Through all of these years ♪
♪ But you still had,,, ♪
♪ All of me ♪
And as you can see,
the devastation in Cuba is heartbreaking,
Bingo! David,
I got it workin',
I don't believe it,
You're an electronic wizard,
But it's still not okay bringing home your neighbor's trash,
People are crazy,
- Why would they throw,,, - Hang on, Grandpa,
This is David,
- Leigh, - Mm,
You got in early,
You need me to come pick you up?
Oh, no, no, that's okay, We're already in a cab,
I would have let you know sooner,
but my office has been calling me non-stop
- since we hit the ground, - No kidding,
Makes for a great travel companion, let me tell ya,
- Who we talkin' to? - Shh,
I'm so sorry, David,
Did I forget to mention that my grandmother
has decided to come along after all?
And it seems she's been making friends
all the way from New York to Orlando,
You might want to warn your grandfather,
Yeah, Yeah, I'll be sure and tell him,
- Tell,,, Tell me what? - Never mind,
Huh? And so it begins, the in-law invasion,
So I'll see you in a few minutes?
Oh, you're here,
Okay, All right, bye,
You know darn well they're not just in-laws,
Leigh's my step-sister and your step-granddaughter,
- so,,, watch yourself - Yeah,
Oh, She brought Dorothy with her,
Oh, joy,
- Get the bags, get the bags, - Oh, thank you,
- David, - Leigh, uh,,,
- It's good to see you again, - Oh, um,,,
- Right back at ya, - Yeah,
I cannot believe it's been ten years,
Yeah, Yeah,
Would you excuse me for just a second,
Thank you, Jimmy, Now call her,
she's freshly divorced and you know what that means,
Hey!
Thanks, but, um, I'm just still really vulnerable,
so thank you,
What, are you becoming a nun?
Father David, come give your Grammy a hug,
Please, it's just David,
I'm not a priest, I'm a minister,
I work with disadvantaged kids when they,,,
Jesus Christ! You just rolled over my foot,
Oh, my God!
You know my grandfather's here?
Oh, he is? Otis,
It's just possible I may owe him an apology,
- Otis, - Dorothy,
- Ten years, - Ten years,
- Ten years, Huh?
Okay, okay, I give up,
Say,,,
You look like hell,
You seem to be circling the drain yourself,
So, are we doing a hello kiss or a lap dance
like we had at the wedding?
Oh, is that what that was?
I thought you were having a stroke,
Oh, touche!
So, where's the champagne, the balloons, the marching band?
Oh, no, no, no, it's just a little surprise party for Mom and Patrick
to congratulate them on ten years of wedded bliss,
They're still on the cruise, though, right?
Yeah, they're sailing back to Port Canaveral now,
Uh, I'll pick 'em up in the morning,
and we'll be back by noon tomorrow and ready to party,
Oh, what time is it?
11:15,
Holy crap, I'm missing The View!
Come on, I'll show you where the TV is,
Do you watch The View?
My favorite is that Star Jones,
I don't think she's a token at all,
- I'm so sorry, - So there you go,
God's ball! Look at the size of that thing,
- It takes up half the wall! - Well,,,
It is so nice to see you again, Mr, Smith,
Oh, please, call me Grandpa,
Quite a place you have here,
Don't look at me,
You dad and my daughter wanted a little retirement cottage,
- so they built this, - Huh, Some cottage,
Yeah, I don't really live here,
I still have my place down the road,
Yes, That's right,
The infamous trailer,
- Mm-mm, - Oh, I'm sorry, uh,,,
mobile home,
Manufactured housing, if you don't mind,
I stand corrected,
So,,, tomorrow will be ten years together,
Hm, And they said it wouldn't last,
Huh,
No, people did say that,
I know, I was one of them,
So where's that charming husband of yours?
Oh, well, uh,,,
we just got divorced,
- Oh,,, - It's okay,
So what are you two plotting about?
Oh!
- Excuse me, - Excuse me, Uh,,,
- This is Leigh, - Hey, sweetheart,
Yeah, I thought you'd be on the plane by now,
- I told you, Brian,,, - Those things'll kill you, you know?
Brain cancer, electromagnetic radiation
right up against your skull, Mm-mm,
- ,,,driving down, - Yes, it is locked,
Fifty years, man and boy in the electronic business,
- but what do I know, - ,,,full time anyway,
Well, that's just great, Jesus Christ, Brian,
They don't know, You might as well
stick your head in a microwave,
- Sorry about that, - Yeah,
- Uh, you ready? - Yeah, sure, Oh, thank you,
So, there's fresh towels in the dresser,
and an empty closet if you need it,
- Okay, thanks, - Damnation sons of bitches!
Sorry,
Shit, Fox TV, what the hell is this?
She curses like a sailor, Always has,
Special report my ass!
Look, don't even worry about it, The kids I counsel,,,
,,,Star's wedding now?
I hear worse every day,
Grammy, What is the matter?
This stupid, stinkin', goddamn,,, Oh, sorry, Father,,,
Shit for brains moron has dumped my program for this dumbass hurricane,
Well, that's because
the dumbass hurricane might be headed this way,
Will you turn that up?
I gotta piddle,
- Where's the throne room? - Right down here to your left,
Hey, listen to this,
,,,barometric pressure meaning
it is actually getting stronger,
Uh, maximum sustained winds have gone from 110
to 135 miles per hour within the last few hours,
and most notably,
Hurricane Charley has shifted eastward,
Now, forecast projections and models indicate that
if it does keep on this path,
it could very well impact the panhandle,
Now, this is a very big fast-moving storm,
so all of Florida
will need to watch out for these outer bands,
One minute it could be sunny, next minute it's raining,
and then sunny again, you can never tell,
That is a big TV,
Yeah, It's one of those new
wide screen projection monitors,
Now, we expect to be hearing from Governor Jeb Bush,,,
This is Leigh,
Michael, Oh, my God, where are you?
You're wh,,, I'm gonna step outside,
You're where? What?
,,,so let's go to Devon Lauren down in Port Charlotte
to show us how Charley may impact beach erosion,
What?
No, You're gonna have to speak up because I can't hear,,,
I know Ian loves his show tunes
but could you ask him to turn it down,,,
Yes, Yes, That is your exit, Great,
You're, like, two minutes away,
I'm gonna wait out front and I will see you soon,
Okay, Bye,
There's more of you coming?
Oh, I am so sorry, Mr, Smith, I didn't mean to wake you,
I wasn't sleepin',
I was conserving energy,
Preparing for the invasion,
Oh, Right,
♪ I want to climb a mountain ♪
♪ Save someone from hell ♪
♪ Meet someone who knew ♪
- ♪ My father very well,,, ♪ - Will you focus?
- My dad's house is right here, - Oh, well, don't turn,
- It's a loop around, - But,,, Well, Ian,,,
- Turn here,,, - Okay, okay,
- And then loop around, - Okay
- Good, - Okay
Ooh, look, So this is Celebration,
Yeah, The town that Disney built,
God, we've wandered into Stepford,
I think it's kind of nice,
What are,,, No, No smoking on this trip, remember?
Behave?
Jawohl, mein fuehrer,
What are you doing?
Why are you opening the sun roof?
♪ The rain may never fall unless we say so ♪
♪ You may not let your dog poop on the lawn ♪
♪ For there's no better spot ♪
♪ For every good robot ♪
♪ For happ'ly ever-aftering ♪
♪ Than here in ♪
♪ Disney-lot ♪
Okay, okay, get down, get down, get down,
People can see you, Come on, come on,
- Michael, - Hey, monkey face,
Super brat,
And you brought Ian along as well,
Who's holding down the fort?
We've shut it down,
Oh, my God, what happened?
No, just for two weeks,
We figured we'd make a vacation out of this,
Yeah after driving this far,
we thought we'd see I-95 to its southern terminus,
Translated, on Sunday, we're gonna head to the beach house in the Keys,
What about your practice? What if someone loses a filling?
My junior associate's got it covered,
- What? - For two glorious weeks, it'll just be the two of us,
I've got no one to fuss after, he's got no one to drill,
Except me,
Right, Thank you for that visual,
I'm gonna help you guys with your bags,
No, no, no, Leigh, I told you, We're not staying here,
We got a cheap room at some pink flamingo hotel,
You don't have to do that, this place is huge,
Yeah, but it's still Dad's, isn't it?
- So? - Where have you been?
Dad may be cool with marrying a Black woman,
but he's not so open-minded when it comes to the gay,
Hey, that's Mister Gay,
I thought you two were over that? He sold you his practice?
Yeah, that was strictly business,
Best we manage is don't-ask-don't-tell,
I don't ask, but I do tell,
Okay, guys, so here's the plan,
Party starts at noon tomorrow,
their due to port early, so we should have plenty of time,
Uh, Jesse gets in in the morning and,,,
I gotta get Jesse to pick up some sandwich platters
and drinks on the way,
Oh, and there's just a few friends coming over,
They're told to be here by 11:30 if they want to be in on the surprise,
So, any questions?
What about this stupid hurricane?
Uh, that's a Gulf thing,
Port Canaveral should be fine, sitting on the east coast,
Unless something changes,
Okay, so noon tomorrow, we toast to ten years of happiness,
and then we're out of here by, like, 2:00?
- I'm impressed, - I'm hungry, Ugh,
I can't eat cheese, Plugs me right up,
Well, where's the pantry? Let me see what I can whip up,
- If that's okay with you? - Uh,,,
You know, we had breakfast already,
and I gotta watch my cholesterol,
Your arteries are safe with me, Observe with awe,
No, I'll just have a bologna sandwich, thanks,
You most certainly will not, Excusez moi,
Why do I have to come all the way to Florida
to see my favorite grandson
when we only live 100 miles from each other?
That's because you need to come visit me,
Who's your dentist these days? Let me see that smile?
Mm, all my own teeth,
- Say "ah," - Ahh,,,
Hey, bunny, Tell me what you think,
What is this?
Oh, my God, that is good,
So, I'm excited to see your family again,
Uh, afraid they're not gonna make it,
Oh, I'm sorry, Is it the hurricane?
Yeah, I think so, Hold on one second,
This is David,
- Here you go, - I'm afraid to ask,
And I'm disinclined to answer,
Truthfully, I'm just making this up as I go along,
Epicurean improvisation,
So there's no chance for that bologna sandwich,
This is Leigh, I swear to God, Brian,
I will turn this thing off,
It is like they are the same person,
What do you mean?
- Hold on a second,,, - I have to go,,,
- I got another call, - I have a call,
I rest my case,
I hate cell phones, they're like an electronic leash,
I love my cell phone,
Oh!
That's just the oven, darling,
So, we're doing this tapas style,
- Why do we have to be topless? - Very droll,
No, tapas, the Spanish sampler style,
Bit of this, bit of that,
How about a bit of bologna sandwich?
Of course she can use the center as a community center,
Sorry, Gary, this has been on the calendar for months,
Have the councilman give Dian a call,
- Fine, - Uh-huh,
- I will see you on Monday, - All right, sounds good,
- Okay, bye, - All right, Bye,
You see? They're like a couple of gunslingers,
I mostly just use my phone to play Tetris,
Sorry about that,
Seriously, the first weekday I've taken off in like,,,
five years and suddenly everyone's lost their minds,
I know what you mean,
My team seems fine, they just claim they miss me,
Oh, that's right, You've been here all week, haven't you?
Yeah, me and Grandpa, Supposed to be bonding,
All right, my darlings, round one,
Tapas improviso, Bon appetito,
Ooh, these look great,
- What the hell is this? - Very creative,
- Thanks, Ian, - Oh, don't mention it,
Genius needs no thanks,
The second course will follow momently,
Did he just say "momently" and is that a word?
Ian is waxing a bit Shakespearian,
- He's just showing off, - Ya think?
This needs hot sauce,
Dad loves this stuff called Jason's Mom's Sauce,
He's gotta have some somewhere,
Ian, where did you learn to do this?
One wild and wooly summer in "Barthelona,"
I was in Spain once, 1945,
- Just after the war, - Oh, here we go,
- Do tell, - Oh, Ian, never say that,
Nothing to tell,
Quick trip up to Pamplona for the bulls,
A girl named Marisol, What a night,,,
Oh, my God, that's good,
What happened to your boyfriend, Tom?
- I liked him, - Yeah, everybody loved Tom,
Trouble was, he loved 'me all back,
- Now, where'd you get this one? - Who, Ian? In my chair,
Came in for an emergency crown replacement,
and then a follow-up when the real crown came in,
- and then,,, - A follow-up, huh?
And then a cleaning,
and then I just felt like I had to ask him out,
You know? Give him a chance to actually talk to me,
Now, how old are your kids?
- What? - Your kids,
Oh, uh, Shona's 12 and Natalie's 10,
And don't pretend to be interested or else
- I'll pull out my wallet, - Awe,
- I ran with the bulls once, - Hold on one second,
I don't know what,,, I don't know what I was thinking,
Alcohol was probably involved,
You're using too much cilantro,
There's no such thing as too much cilantro,
I think Ian is a bit mature for you,
He's the youngest spirit I know,
Oh, come on, you like Ian,
He's every bit as smart-assed as you are,
Are you saying that your good old gray-haired grammy
is a smart ass?
- I used to change your diapers, - Once,
So who else is sharing the joy? Is your brother coming as well?
Uh, unfortunately, no,
Jaime's on a second tour in Iraq,
- Oh, wow, - Yeah,
I had no idea,
Round two, Tapas segundo,
- Bring it on, - Oh, excuse me,
Man with empty plate coming through,
You must be really worried about him,
Jaime? Oh, he's pretty good at taking care of himself,
Right now, I'm more worried about Jesse,
Haven't been able to get in touch with her all day,
And she's in Tampa?
Yeah, she's an actress, Works gig to gig,
But she always answers her phone, I don't know what happened to her,
Mm, I mean, the hurricane is moving up the coast,
Maybe she just,,,
I'll get it,
Hello? Door's locked!
Come on, somebody,
I'm just out here sweating my ass off, Anybody?
Anybody, Come on,
Are you kidding me? Why is the door even locked?
Finally,
Now, out of my way, I have seriously got to pee,
Whoo!
- Yo! - Danno!
Good to see you again,
Thanks, man, Hope you don't mind I tagged along,
Hey, The more the merrier,
So, where are the folks?
We thought we were gonna be late,
What? Oh, uh, actually, you're a whole day early,
Party doesn't start until tomorrow,
You're kidding, Typical,
Well,,, surprise!
So this is,,,
You know we don't do this often enough for it to not sound odd,
Um, this is my dad's daughter, Leigh,
Or your step-sister,
That would be only slightly less awkward,
- Hey, - Hey, How you doin'?
- Oh! - Really?
You are such a,,, You know what?
Sorry, everyone, Didn't mean to be rude,
but Mister How-Ya-Doin' here
has no patience for my tiny bladder,
- Hey, little sis, - Hey, brother,
Uh, you remember Leigh from the wedding,
- Hey, - Uh, this is her brother, Michael, and,,,
this is Ian, Michael's, uh,,,
Live-in chef and gladiator,
Oh, A gentleman,
Well, I'm glad you're okay,
I've been trying to get in touch with you all day,
Yeah, somebody might have broken her phone
when she threw it at me,
- What? - He had it comin',
You know what? That's,,,
- That's true, - Mm,
What can I say?
Sometimes, I'm an asshole,
Sometimes?
What's all the ruckus in here?
Grandpa!
- Hey, Gramps, - Hey, sweetie pie,
What you doin' here?
Thought you weren't comin' 'til tomorrow,
Wait,
Should I leave and come back in the morning?
Very funny, Now, when did you get to be so full of sass?
Well, I am your grandkid, so,,,
True,
Hey, pipe down! I'm trying to hear the TV!
What's she yellin' about,
Channels 14 and 31 special report
with chief meteorologist Carolyn Burns,
Good afternoon, central Florida,
Well, Charley continues to move eastward,
You can see the path making a definite right turn,
which now has the hurricane tracking towards Tampa Bay,
- Shit, - Damn it,
- We have to get a hotel, - What do we do?
Damn, who am I going to call?
Woop, Somebody's calling me!
Somebody's calling me,
I'm gonna be the last man standing
when the rest of the world has melted their brains,
Come on, Danno, come on,
Hup!
Little help?
Man, it's so nice out,
Can't believe we're supposed to be prepping for a hurricane,
- David, come on, - Yeah,
Hey, I'd forget about it, Everything's all booked up,
Well, we can't stay here, Every room here is taken,
Well, your parents won't be here, we can use their bed,
That ought to wrinkle their sheets,
How's he do that?
Man, Why is it so nice out?
- David! - Oh, Right,
I'm not so sure a hurricane's coming,
That's because we're on the northeast side of the storm,
Its rotation are pulling all the clouds away,
When did you get to be such an expert,
Are you kidding?
No View, no Oprah, no Judge Judy,
just umpteen hurricane updates,
Practically a goddamn meteorologist,
- Son of a bitch! - Well, it is nice out,
I know,
That is why I decided to come outside,,,
- and get naked with you! - Grammy, no!
Wait, Grandpa, You cannot be serious,
- She did not! - Right hand to God,
she jumped up off my lap and peeled off her dress,
At the wedding reception? How did I miss that?
I don't know,
You were probably dancing with the wedding singer,
But ask David,
Of course, he may have blocked it from his memory,
I mean, I can see she's a free spirit and all, but,,,
- Yeah, - Really, that's hard to believe,
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Uh-uh,
Come on, Let's play,
- Two on two, - Oh, I like the sound of that,
- Behave, - Seriously, me and David,
you and Michael,
Or me and Ian, you and David,
No, Danno, Leave him alone,
- No, thank you, - Come on,
So, Danno, Nickname for Daniel, is it?
No, it's its own thing,
- Japanese, actually, - Oh, really?
- So you're,,, - Nope!
- Whoo! - Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, come on,
Come on in,
Yeah, I get it, The water's fine,
No, thanks, Maybe later when you're not,,,
Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud
I remember when you were naked all the time,
When I was two,
Before the world spoiled you! Come on in!
Well,,,
if you put it that way,
You ought not be doin' that in your condition, you know,
My,,, My what?
You mean, you're not pregnant?
Grandpa, please don't tell anyone yet,
Mum's the word,
I'm just thinkin' about my great-grandson in there,
Grandson? Do you know something I don't know?
I don't even know what I don't know,
Here you go,
Bologna and mayo, hold the cilantro,
Oh, boy, You know,
I'd starve to death if I had to count on Sir Light-Loaf
and his topless sandwiches,
You know, speaking of topless,,,
Oh, lord,
Come on, Ian, Let's go,
- One-on-one, - Mano y mano,
Air ball!
I'll get it,
A little help, Is that the vernacular?
A little help,
A little help?
I got it!
♪ I been on the grind and I never slow up ♪
♪ Haters always talk but they never show up ♪
♪ I know what's my time by the way they show love ♪
♪ Baddest in the town, all they say is sho' nuf ♪
♪ Sho' nuf, all they say is sho'nuf, ♪
Oh, my God!
This you've got to see,
♪ Sho' nuf ♪
Come on, Atta girl!
Grandma, you are a piece of work,
Oh, wow,
Dad went all out on this pool, didn't he?
♪ Tell me how are we gonna keep actin' ♪
♪ Like it don't matter what they say ♪
♪ Tell me how long are we gonna keep lettin' ♪
♪ These nayers stand in the way ♪
♪ Nah, not this time, I wet the palm the shine ♪
♪ I wet the palm and shine, I'm trumpin' over the,,, ♪
Take a look at Beauty and the Breast,
I'm simultaneously turned on and horrified!
David,
I believe your brother-in-law is perving on my sister!
Danno, try not to drool, babe,
So,,,
brother-in-law,
You two run off and elope?
Don't start with me, Grandpa,
Start what?
I know you,
"In my day, men and women got married in the family way
Sometimes before the baby came,"
Now, does that really sound like me?
A little, Yeah,
Mm, fair enough,
Hey, but don't you even think about marrying the boy?
Truth?
- Not really, - No?
Not 'til this happened, anyway,
But, I mean, look at him,
Peter Pan'll grow up before he does,
Well, he might surprise you and step up,
Maybe
He doesn't know yet, by the way, so,,,
- Know what? - Grandpa,
I'll bet he does, though,
What makes you think so?
Because he may be foolish, but he's not an idiot,
Huh,
- Come on! - What?
Just 'cause I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu,
And besides, what Jesse doesn't know won't hurt me,
Huh?
These two aren't actually married, by the way,
- What? - Hound-dog over here,
He's not my brother-in-law,
Sorry, I just assumed,,,
Yeah, well, you know what they say when we assume,
- Danno! - Shit!
Come inside!
He's not here,
We're getting a hurricane update!
Good afternoon, I'm Barbara West
and we're cutting into your programming today
because we are concerned about getting you
the most accurate information on Hurricane Charley,
Despite what you just heard on ABC
that Charley was heading toward the Tampa area,
our meteorologists believe that it's heading more toward
Central Florida, particularly toward the Orlando area
and joining us now is chief meteorologist Tom Terry
in our Severe Weather Center 9,
Alright, Barbara, this is the very latest information
and, uh, we're gonna go ahead and just correct
what you've heard on the national program,
They obviously are not paying attention to
the very latest information we have here in central Florida,
They're going off the official track from
the National Hurricane Center,
and we believe that track has been shifted right now,
You can see the movement of the storm,
and just follow along with me,
this red line as it works its way up,,,
,,,then it's gonna go through the western portions of
Osceola County, Celebration and Orlando,,,
I'm gonna go on-line and see what I can find out
Now, I told you we need to talk,
You're not hearing me,
I hear you fine, We need to talk, Got it,
But this isn't the time or place, okay?
Weather,com is still saying Tampa,
You guys' place gonna be okay?
I guess it's gonna have to be, It's too late to head back now,
We're on pretty high ground, It'll be fine,
Okay,
Damaging winds just passed,,,
Hey it looks like we got
an email from the cruise line, Hang on a minute,
What is he saying?
He got an email from the cruise line,
Huh? Well, that's just great,
What?
Mom and Dad's ship, It could be diverted,
What? Do they think the storm's going to cross the state?
Well, our local guy thinks so and he's pretty good,
Well, then I guess they won't mind if
we crack open the Dom Perignon,
- Grammy, - You brought a gift?
You brought Dom?
I hid it in the cabinet over the washing machine,
Okay, the email specifically said "no presents,"
Dom, Wow,
Okay, boys and girls,
We're officially inside the cone now,
If Charley stays on course, we're going to get smacked,
and we haven't done anything to prepare,
We don't have ice, bottled water, canned goods,,,
- Booze? - Except the Dom,
Okay, look, someone needs to make a supply run,
Great, Thanks for volunteering
- Oh, me? - Yeah,
Okay, sure, I will need a car, then,
and,,, and some directions,
Uh, I don't know the neighborhoods either,
but how hard could it be?
Stores, I'll take you,
Like hell, you will,
- David, - Well, I was gonna stay here
and start battening down the hatches,
- But sure, I'll go, - Yeah,
And,,, And we'll get started on the battening down stuff,
Take our car,
Thanks, Leigh,
Oh, okay, Let me throw on some clothes,
Ya think?
And maybe drag a brush through my hair,
Just give me a couple of minutes,
No problem,
- Grandpa, - Hm?
- You gonna be okay? - I think we'll manage,
but you might want to put some of that
guidance counselor mojo on your so-called sister, Leigh,
- What are you talkin' about? - What am I talk,,,
I'm talking about this girl displaying all her goods
in front of God and everybody,
Especially your sister's not-husband Danno,
She's making trouble,
She goes swimming with her wacky old Grammy
and because Danno's a letch, it's her fault? Please,
You should try using some of that wise-old-man mojo on Danno,
Hmph!
And I'm just calling to let you know the DPA submission,
as well as July's P&L's,
will be on your desk first thing Monday morning,
- Jesse? - Yeah,
And again, I do apologize,
Have a great weekend,
I'm sorry about that,
Oh, I'd be a fine one to talk,
Tasha says I should get one of those things implanted,
- You can do that? - Uh,,, not yet,
This thing rides high,
- Ian, - Yeah,
- Huh? - Yeah,
Listen, um, should I just try to talk to Jesse?
'Cause she seems pissed,
Oh, no, that's just Jesse and Danno, how they are,
It's always something, You know how it is,
What is that supposed to mean?
Nothing, I mean, they're not even married,
but they've been together so long, it's all the same,
You used to be married, right?
Until about six weeks ago, yeah,
For eight endless years,
How are you doing?
Wow, You really are a minister, aren't you?
Okay, um,,,
I'm fine,
I'm great, actually,
I'm free at last,
God almighty, I am free at last,
I'm sorry, I,,, I don't know why I did that,
Relax, It's okay, I'm not gonna call
the PC police on you or anything,
Well, good for you,
Sounds like a marriage that needed to be ended,
Mm, I mean, it didn't end in homicide
or with me owing him alimony so,,,
I'll say it was a happy ending all around,
Oh, for the love,,,
This is Leigh,
Yes, sir,
Yeah,
You got the message,
Ah, the handymen cometh,
- What? - Nothin'
What are you two up to?
Oh, we're trying to close up all these shutters,
Oh, well, good luck with that, fellas,
They seem to be permanently fastened to the wall,
No, that can't be right,
What's the point of having shutters if you can't shut 'em?
To add aesthetic appeal,
What?
Hey, welcome to Celebration,
Give me my trailer any day,
Guess we should move this porch furniture into the garage?
Hey, I'd like to help you boys but, uh,,,
- Can I ask what put you in the chair? - Danno,
Oh, that's okay, I don't mind,
Don't expect you boys would like the answer, though,
Life,
I am 84 goddamn years old,
Served in two wars,
Got my head busted in race riots,
Totaled three cars over the years,
And none of that so much as put me
one whole day in the hospital,
Hey, but now I've got the diabetes and the gout,
And a little bit of heart trouble,
And here lately, when your folks think I'm napping,
I hear talk of Alzheimer's,
Man, if life was football,
we'd call this piling on,
- Which two wars? - Seriously?
Which two wars, World War II
and Korea,
And, no, I didn't see any action,
Not the way you'd mean,
We were the "tan soldiers,"
I served, all right,
Even so, I,,, I won a medal,
Let me guess, Purple Heart?
Nope, I told you, never wounded,
Saved a white officer's life,
Least they can do is pin a medal on me,
Now, quit pestering me and figure out some other way
to shutter up these windows, will ya?
- Go ahead, - Sir, yes, sir,
Uh,,,
So,,,
how long have you and Michael been,,,
Roommates? Lovers? Special friends?
Let's just say bathroom buddies,
About a year now,
He moved in a few months ago,
Well, good for you, He seems happy,
You know,,, I had a gay affair once,
Do tell,
Sorry,
Did I hear you got a new promotion?
Mm-hm,
Yeah, Vice President of Capital Acquisitions,
Whatever that means,
It's really just a longer job title,
Corner office,
Little bit more money, lot more hours,
You know, The kind of job to which
the word "grind" was invented,
Hm, I'll bet,
a soul-leeching bitch of a job but,,,
I'm not complaining,
Never, Hey, I've been there,
Been where?
- "The grind," - What?
I was in corporate operations for years,
Suit and tie, the whole bit,
Jumping the career ladder from one company to another,
- Blah, blah, blah, - Huh,
Well, what happened?
Did you "feel the call"?
Well,,, short answer, Yes,
But,,, it was more like
I realized I was waiting so hard for the call,
that I was missing it,
I'm not following you,
I'm not saying it very well,
Um, but basically I decided I was being arrogant
about waiting on God to single me out,
so I quit the rat race and went looking for Him,
Wow, You should write a book,
No, go on Oprah,
Be the next big thing,
Look, Leigh, I don't mean to preach at you,
I'm just sayin',
If you're miserable, do something about it,
You know? If you don't like your job, quit,
I mean, who's stopping you?
Excuse my expression but you're free, white and single,
You got out of your miserable marriage,
Why be married to your miserable job?
Yeah,
They say that does absolutely no good, you know,
Taping windows,
They who?
Hurricane experts,
Any wind big enough to blow out your windows
is not gonna be slowed down by a little bit of tape,
Oh, Well, it couldn't hurt,
Yeah, I guess,
I can never tell if he's asleep or faking it,
He counts on that,
Earlier, he was telling us war stories,
- Really? - Well, it was more
Danno prying them out of him,
Yeah, he said he won some sort of medal in World War II,
Really,
Maybe he did, I don't know,
Poor thing,
These days, you're lucky to get the same story out of him twice,
If he earned a medal for anything,
it was probably for most potatoes peeled or something,
Hey, that's,,, that's kind of mean,
I don't mean to make fun,
I read up on this stuff,
You've heard of Tuskegee Airmen, stories like that?
- Sure, - Okay, but 90% of the Black men that served
served potatoes,
The "Band of Brothers"
didn't include any brothers,
It was June, 1948,
Oh, the Miss New York pageant,
and I was Miss Syracuse,
I know, shut up,
She was Miss Albany, Her name was Wanda Jean Watson,
Oh, I always thought that was a perfect name for a beauty queen,
We shared a room, we were, what, 19, maybe 20,
- Mm, - Anyway,
Oh, I can still remember what she smelled like
after all these years,
Eh, we stayed in touch for a while,
mostly Christmas cards,
She died in the '80s of lung cancer,
Never smoked a day in her life,
Sometimes I still dream about her,
So, what I want to know is
am I really a lesbian?
Have I,,, Have I been unconsciously denying
my true nature all these years?
Please don't take this the wrong way,
But in what possible universe could you imagine I care?
And why does every old woman that I meet,,,
really, this happens to me every Thursday,,,
feel compelled to confess their lesbian sins to me?
I'm no expert on lesbians,
I don't even like lesbians,
I mean, A: they're women,
and B: they're women that like other women,
We have nothing in common,
You kissed a girl once, get over it,
So, did being "with" the entire 1951 semi-pro softball team
make me a "slut"?
There,
I see clouds coming in,
I don't know how anyone can live anywhere
where the weather can just turn on you like this,
Give me a nice friendly blizzard any day,
Jesse's right,
You boys are just wasting your time,
Hey, It's better than nothin',
Maybe,
I've been through a half a dozen big hurricanes over the years,
Never had a window blow out yet,
But then somehow
I always seem to be right in the middle of that path,
I was in Miami for Andrew,
Jacksonville when Donna hit,
That was in, what? 1960,
Your mother was just a little girl,
Donna was my first big one,
I taped the damn widows and filled the bathtub,
We stocked up on canned goods you could eat cold,
Middle of that storm, I thought we were goners,
Boy, the way the wind howled and the walls shook,
Sound to me like,,,
Donna was calling my name,
Coming just for me, Ah,,,
Okay, you're weirding me out now,
You and me both, babe,
Power went out, of course,
After a while, it was just a,,,
a big windy rain,
We went on to bed,
Next morning, I woke up early,
swing my legs out of bed,
plop my feet down into an inch of water,
Looking out the front door,,,
nothing but water,,,
all the way across the street,
I hear a little puttering noise and here's a young man
coming along in a little fishing boat,
He waves and hollers, "Morning,"
And I wave right back,
"Watch out for snakes," he says,
"I seen three moccasins, water moccasins, already,"
By supper time,
the storm drain cleared,
and it was all just one big soggy mess,
Well, this is my first hurricane,
You know, Ian and I have a place in the Keys,
Mostly rent it out,
Hope it'll be okay,
If this storm is anything at all like Donna,
you can kiss it goodbye,
Great,
Grandpa,
Your great grandfather's name was Charley,
So?
So maybe this hurricane will be the one,
If I hear my name called this time,,,
I'll go,
Sorry, Grandpa, but bullshit,
You guys, don't pay him any mind,
He's been dying my whole life,
You know what? He'll probably outlive us all,
You're spooky old man, You know that?
Hurricane's calling your name,
Take it easy, Jess,
We're all runnin' around here like the sky is falling,
this thing's probably gonna miss us by like a thousand miles,
You don't know that,
Yeah, besides, it seems to me that
the sky might actually be more or less,,,
- Wasn't anybody talkin' to you, - Sorry,
Hey, don't mind her,
That's just the raging hormones talking,
- Grandpa! - What?
Okay, Fine!
I'm,,,
pregnant,
Oh, my God!
Danno, come on!
Would you look at the time?
I must have places to go and people to not tell,
I can't believe you didn't even think to mention it,
No, I told you we needed to talk,
I knew it, I knew it!
- Knew what? - That you're pregnant,
You've been acting so,,, so weird!
- Excuse me? - And my mom,,,
- My mom said you were pregnant, - Your mom,
And sure enough, you're pregnant,
Please say pregnant some more, you know, just in case
the neighborhood didn't hear you, Danno,
Pregnant, Pregnant! Pregnant!
- She's pregnant! - You are such an asshole!
And I can't believe that you told your grandfather
- before you told me! - I didn't tell him!
The old coot just figured it out!
Genius,
Well, young man,
you just gonna stand there?
If I was you, I'd go after that girl,
Jesse, Jesse,
Hi, We're home,
- Any luck? - Uh, not much,
Everything was pretty well picked over,
- So what have we got? - Just random grabs,
They were completely out of ice and bottled water,
Yeah, but we did manage to snag a few packs of batteries,
a couple boxes of wine,
Fresh veg, pasta, cheese, canned salmon?
Terrific, This is perfect,
We can have pasta primavera a la Ian,
Years from now, you will tell your children
about the night of "Le Grande Buffet,"
Well, okay, I guess,
Don't bother, He's in full Galloping Gourmet mode,
He'll be sociable again when it's ready to serve,
Well, more power to him,
Yeah, I thought our shopping was a bust,
Could have brought back
a six pack of sardines and a box of Froot Loops,
he still would have managed to whip up something with
a fancy fake French name,
- Just keep your fingers crossed, - Michael,
If you'll excuse me, I have to play sous chef to her highness,
Hey, listen to this!
We should be doing this,
What?
Ah! They say everything three or four times,
Wait a second,
,,,hurricane preparedness checklist,
Flashlights or lanterns are recommended for every member of,,,
My night vision sucks, I want my own flashlight,
Where do they keep that sort of thing?
Good question,
Grandpa might know, but I doubt it,
- Uh-uh, - Everyone, listen up,
I said everyone so that means you guys in the kitchen, too,
,,,is widely recommended, All of these supplies,,,
I'm pregnant, Shut up!
First person that says congratulations
is getting a fat lip, Got it?
Good,
Now, by the power vested in me due to being knocked up,
I'm gonna go take a nap, so keep it down,
- I'll see you all later, Thanks for understanding, - Jess,,,
I knew it!
I had no idea,
- Sorry, everybody, - For what?
Listen, I just found out myself 15 minutes ago,
For sure, that is,
And she found out for sure herself
just a couple of days ago, I guess,
She said she didn't know how to tell me and,,,
she really didn't know how to tell you,
What?
I imagine she thought you wouldn't approve,
From the look on your face, I reckon she's right,
It's no secret you don't approve of her living in sin
with Danny boy here,
Ranks right up there with getting divorced,
Okay,
- Well, she's my baby sister, - Geez, man,
And I thought I could come to you for advice,
Ha! Any advice I would have given you,
- it's a little too late for, - Just so you know,
for the past five years, I have asked Jesse to marry me
at least a dozen times,
And a dozen "no" s,
Now she's pregnant,
She's pissed,
And honestly,,,
I'm afraid to ask her again,
Oh,,,
- Maybe I should talk to her, - Oh, I wouldn't do that,
You don't wake a pregnant woman up from a nap,
I second that emotion,
- Well,,, - I think, um,,,
I think we should track down some flashlights
batteries, maybe some candles in case the power goes out,
- Good idea, - Yeah, it is,
Nap time!
Now you're talkin',
You check in the kitchen yet?
Uh, not really,
Well, see what you can find,
Uh, Danno, how about you check in the garage,
And Leigh, why don't you check in the bedrooms?
- You want to start upstairs? - Mm-hm,
Just don't wake the beast,
I'm kidding, Go, Go, go,
Don't wake the beast,
I'm gonna smack him,
Of course, he'd probably like that,
Thanks for checking up on me,
No problem,
I'm sorry if I disturbed you,
You didn't,
Listen, I'm not ready to talk right now, Okay?
Yeah, Of course,
Um, is there anything I can do for you?
Nope, Just,,, close the door, please,
Okay,
I found this with some old camping stuff,
It's empty, though,
Kerosene may be on a workbench behind my car,
Candles, flashlights,,,
Come across any candles or flashlights?
Uh,,,
All right, I'll be right there,
Ah, so not much, just some candles,
That's cool,
I know Mom has a flashlight somewhere,
- Try the master bedroom, - Back there?
- Mm-hm, - Sure,
- Ah,,, - Um, maybe in here?
Ah, something,
Whoa, Daddy, You hippie scoundrel,
- What you got there? - Oh!
You scared the snot out of me, man,
Oh, Sorry about that,
So I had a little luck,
Uh, I found a lantern, some kerosene,
and a big old flashlight,
I'm gonna give it to your grammy,
Nice how you two have bonded,
Shut up,
- I got it, - Oh! Sorry,
What have we here?
- This is not cilantro, - Yeah,
I feel like a 12-year-old
sneaking around my parents' room,
You ever find anything?
- What? - Back when you were 12,
Oh, No,
Nothin' like that,
Well, I did find my dad's Playboy collection,
- Sorry I missed that, - Mm,
Felt like the naughtiest girl in the world lookin' at those,
Mm,
Hello,
I don't even want to know what these are for,
but we've got batteries,
and a shoe box full of,,, nice smelling candles,
- Um,,, - What's this?
Oh, wow,
No way! These things are so cool,
Somehow, my illustrious ex
wound up with all the electronics, so,,,
- Oh,,, - No, Wait,
- It's on, - Is this happening?
- Okay, how about,,, - Ladies and gentlemen,
now we see man in his natural habitat,
All right, friends,
this is what the natives call
the ritual mating dance,
What? The caterpillar, that's impressive,
Do a little dance, Do something for the ladies,
Come on, Oh,,, Oh!
Drop it, Yes,
Take it off,
Like this?
- Like that? - Yeah, baby,
- That's good? - Yeah,
Yeah,
Now smack it, And smack it,
And wipe it, and smack it,
Shh,
What was that?
What is that?
What did you find?
Videos,
Michael's First Birthday,
Oh, wow, The family archives,
- Yeah, - Yeah,
I wondered what happened to these,
VHS's and digital disk,
Mm-hm, That's the stuff shot with this thing,
And now we have something more interesting to watch
than the weather,
Right now in Poinciana,
the winds are really picking up,
Our wind gage has shown us that the winds are,,,
What a moron,
She is about to get blown to Oz
just so her boss can show us how big and scary the storm is,
The only thing that has changed in the past four hours
is which idiot is standing out in the hurricane,
You know, no one is listening to you,
Including me,
Oh,
Wow, It's really whoopin' out there,
It must be one of those outer-band squalls
we've been hearing about,
Let me see,
Oh, cool,
So, we found some candles and stuff,
but mostly, Leigh found herself a new toy,
Hey,
Ladies and gentlemen,
my first experience with boxed wine,
It'll probably be your last, darling, Huh,
Say hi to the camera, bubby,
- How was your nap? - Okay,
You guys, come on, we're making memories,
- Say "hi," - Huuuu!
One big happy family,
It look like Ian got something to say,
Madames et monsieurs,
dinner is served in the main dining room
Come and get it!
- Let's eat, I'm ready, - I am down to eat,
Come on, Grandpa, let's eat,
I'm not hungry,
Ah, come on, it smells great,
Hey, baby, feeling better?
No, And don't call me baby,
- Aww,,, - I mean it,
David, let me help you with Grandpa,
Yeah, Can you get an extra chair
and put it in the dining room?
- Yeah, - Come on, gorgeous,
I'll walk you in,
Hey, you're already in the will, kid, lighten up,
Better not forget me in that will,
Now, you better get that out of my face
or you're gonna end up wearing it as a hat,
Hey!
I love this song,
Turn it up!
♪ Hell is the rhythm you've been on ♪
♪ All the walls are closin' in ♪
♪ Oh, the nights feel so dark ♪
♪ And your patience is growin' thin ♪
♪ There's no warning signs ♪
♪ When your life comes so fast ♪
♪ And these are dark days here ♪
♪ But you know they never last ♪
♪ And I said ohh,,, ♪
♪ Am I gonna find a way back home ♪
I could mud wrestle my grandmother
for some fresh Parmesan,
So I get the feeling that life with Ian
is one big cabaret,
Not really,
He's just showing off for you guys,
Well, he puts on quite a show,
Aren't you going to eat?
I'm really not hungry,
What the hell is this?
How should I know? It's tasty, though,
Hm,
Of course, I'd eat poop on a platter
if the gravy was warm,
You really are a thoroughly unpleasant old woman,
- do you know that? - Hm!
I want you to know I heard you earlier,
You were right,
We, uh,,,
I really have been misjudging you,
And I, for one, apologize,
It's no biggie, I'm used to it,
Nobody can take this face seriously,
Including your sister,
Well, have a little faith,
She'll come around,
Thanks, man,
Of course,
it might help if you kept a little more distance
between you and Leigh, Hm?
Roger that,
You know there's nothing going on between
Leigh and Danno, don't you?
I guess,
I don't want to talk about it, though,
- Yeah, that's cool, - How is everything?
Can I get you anything?
You think you can care up some club soda or some Sprite?
- I shall see what I can do, - Thanks,
Thanks, sweetie, You're a prince,
Ooh! I've been demoted, This morning, I was a queen,
I love him,
Hey,
This is all right,
I told you, They can all cook,
Do you ever listen to yourself? Huh?
And I suppose all black men "gots rhythm,"
In my experience,,,
sure,
I give up,
So, any words of wisdom for living with the pregnant?
For you two? Learn to duck,
No kidding,
When Tasha was pregnant with Natalie,
one morning, while I'm minding my own business,
eating breakfast, she rubs her belly,
gets this disgusted look on her face
and says, "My God, I'm so fat,"
- What'd you say? - Are you kidding?
Wild horses couldn't drag a word out of me,
Ha!
Which did not prevent her from telling me to shut up anyway,
bursting into tears,
knocking her breakfast off the table,
and storming off,
- Wow, - True story,
- You okay? - I'm fine,
I'd kill for a big bloody steak right now,
But then again, I'd probably eat two bites
and then go lay back down,
Grr, here you are, Madame,
It has some bubbles, it may be a little bit flat,
- It's perfect, - You know, I happen to know
we have both ice cream and pickles if you want them,
You know, my mom actually swears
she ate that when she was pregnant with me, Yuck!
No, I don't know, that actually sounds kinda good,
Maybe I'm pregnant,
Ian,
- Leigh, - Yeah,
I think I speak for everyone when I say
sit down and eat, Hm?
He told her!
♪ Why can't we let this go? ♪
♪ Why can't we let this go-o-o ♪
♪ Why can't we let this go ♪
♪ Tonight? ♪
Right now, those of you in the Celebration area
are experiencing clear skies and calm winds,
As you can see, rain bands at any moment
could hit with some pretty strong thunderstorms,,,
Oh! Sorry,
Still intact,
,,,Charley moves across the county,
Uh, look, we've got a movie!
Come on!
- What'd you do? - What's wrong with this TV?
Cable's out,
Who cares?
You know,,,
we can watch those videos that we found,
- Oh, yeah, - Really?
Yes,
Ooh, let's see,
What are we lookin' at?
Home movies,
My God!
Look at that little skippy run,
That's why I call him Bunny,
Oh, my God, So cute,
Where did you find this?
- What are you singing? - The Greatest Love Of All,
You're gonna have to sing later,
Oh, she's so intense,
Oh, she has a message to share,
Bunny? Really?
Yes, I think it's sweet,
You don't have a pet name for Jesse?
I do but she'd kill me if I told you,
Man, it's past 11:00,
Time flies when you're incarcerated,
Why don't you go join the others?
- I can finish up here, - Ah, no, thanks,
I'm no more part of this so-called family than you are, mate,
Uh,,, that didn't come out right,
No worries, Excuse me a tick, will you?
Shh,,,
Why all the sneaking around?
I'm supposed to be on the nicotine wagon this weekend,
Just being naughty,
I take it Michael doesn't approve?
Oh, I don't either, really,
Bad for the veneers, among other things,
At home, I really have mostly quit,
So you're not a practitioner?
Huh? Oh, no, I, um,,,
I never took it up but Jesse smokes a little
Oh,
That won't do now, will it?
- I never thought of that, - Well,,,
- You two seem to be bonding, - Yes,
We're the outlaw in-laws, so to speak,
Home movies over already?
Oh, we're just trying to rig up the camera
so we can watch some of the new stuff,
I think we got it,
Coming?
- After you, - After you,
You rewound it all the way back, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, - Okay, Plug this in for me,
What is taking so long?
- Um,,, - Michael,
- I hope it's worth the wait, - Michael
Will you come plug this in for me please?
- It's right here, right? - No, it's this one,
- What? What am I doing? - The RCA in,,,
I hope this works,
Guys, guys, Yes!
Here we go,
What,,, What,,,
That's not,,,
Oh, My, God!
Our parents made a sex tape?
I always thought Patrick was camera shy,
- Eww! - Turn it off, turn if off,
Turn it off, turn him off!
Sorry, guys,
- David, turn it off, - I'm trying,
Turn it off!
What is,,,
My bad!
More wine,
- I need a big one of those, - Good idea,
You big pervert!
Wow,
- What you got there? - Ahh!
And here we see the consequences of
an unresolved drinking problem,
Hey, these wine boxes are tricky,
Mm, right, You know, everybody knows
that if you're too drunk to pour yourself another,
the bar should probably be closed,
- Yeah? Close this, - Oh! Oo-ah!
Gross,
- Ow! Hey, watch it! - Uh-huh,
- Hey, be careful, - Locker room rules, baby,
- Yeah? - Yeah,
- Come on, gimme that, - Ooh!
Eww!
Nice,
- Jess, Jess, - Don't talk to me,
Hey, Baby,
Jess, Jess, come on,
It's just,,, Uh,,,
Fuck,
Hey,
You know those are bad for the baby, right?
That's right,
Our kid's not even born yet and I'm already a bad mother,
What the hell is going on with you?
Oh, gee, I don't know, Danno,
Maybe it's the fact that the father of my child
can't seem to keep his eyes off my step-sister,
This just screams old Danno all over again,
Old Danno? Huh,
So you're saying that all the effort,
all the progress that I've made is just,,,
erased because,,, I had a little fun with Leigh?
Oh, right, A little fun?
You two playing a game of grab ass,
and God knows what you were doing in my mom's bedroom,
Like I said, classic Danno,
You have no idea how alone I've felt these past two months,
Oh, you felt alone?
Let's pay no attention to the fact that
you,,, you hid your pregnancy from me,
You pushed me away,,, you pushed me away,
and I don't know why,
Because you're an asshole,
- Goddamn it, - What are you doing?
I'm leaving, Let go, You're hurting me!
You're not going anywhere, there's a hurricane,
- So what? - Jess!
Don't touch me!
Fine! I'll go touch Leigh instead!
Goddamn it, Jesse,
You're the only person I care about,
You and the baby now,
Our baby,
I'm not gonna let you keep pushing me away,
I'm gonna keep showing you how much I care
because I love you,
Even if I am an asshole,
Stop talking, Danno,
Every time you open your mouth, you're just making it worse,
Let me try to make things better?
Let's go!
- God, are you guys okay? - We're fine, just soaked,
And half blind, Take it easy with that?
- Oh, sorry, - I'll get you some towels,
Ian, where were those matches?
I don't know, It's kinda dark,
- Grammy, knock it off, - Oh, sorry,
Damn it all, my torch is dead,
Hang on, I found a bag full of batteries, uh, under the table there,
Here, Grammy,
- Sorry, - Where's Grandpa?
- Ooh! - Grandpa, are you okay?
- Oh, geez, - Grandpa!
Grandpa, where's your nitro?
I don't know, in,,, in my desk drawer,
- What desk drawer? - I think he means his trailer,
This is my fault, Damn it!
I thought I had all his meds squared away,
Hey, don't worry about it, It'll pass,
I'll be okay, it's just my heart,
I've gotta go get his nitroglycerin,
No, you don't,
I'll go,
You know where you're going?
Dropped him off last Christmas, I think,
- I got this, - All right, well,,,
take Black Beauty, she rides nice and high,
Black Beauty? Really?
Nothing compared to your radiance, darling,
- Keys? - In the kitchen somewhere,
Well, if the power's out here,
it's definitely gonna be out at the trailer,
All right, I'll need a flashlight,
Here, We'll manage with candles,
- Hey, wait, - Here, let me borrow that,
I'll get the keys,
I'm not sure what desk drawer he means,
You're gonna have to hunt for it,
- Right hand side, - There you go,
Little brown bottle with another tiny bottle inside,
Shouldn't be a problem,
- Well,,, - Well what?
Well, Grandpa lives by himself and he's a bit of a pack rat,
Techie, with lots and lots of projects going on,
Don't touch anything,
So his place, it's more of a fix-it-up shop than a home,
Excuse me, I'll have you know that place is my love shack,
More like Radio Shack,
Grandpa has to sleep on the couch
because his bed is covered in junk,
Oh, come on, now,
I'm sure that bed has seen plenty of sex,
- Here you go, - Ah, thanks,
All right, gotta go,
Danno Macarthur Dagohoy, stop right there!
Be careful out there, okay?
Always,
I love you,
Oh!
Ahh,,, nice care,
Okay,
♪ Sometimes ♪
♪ I wish that I was,,, ♪
What the hell were they listening to?
♪ I got the band so the drinks on me ♪
♪ Everybody in the club in the VIP ♪
♪ Everybody show me love when they freak on me ♪
♪ I'm a G-ha ain't no need to see ID ♪
♪ Sing yourself to sleep each night ♪
♪ Dream of golden rain ♪
This is good ganja,
♪ ,,,all your worries drift away ♪
♪ Out,,, ♪
I haven't smoked a joint in 50 years,
It's like riding a bicycle, I guess,
You don't really forget how,
Oh, I remember my very first time,
We lived in Nashville in the early '60s,
My friend Shirley and I
were going to have lunch at her house,
Yeah, funny, it was,,, it was storming then, too,
Big summertime thunderstorm,
Then she had found her husband's stash,
"Shotgun won't mind," she said,
and we got high as the proverbial kite,
- Husband's name was Shotgun, - Of course,
Well, at least that's what everybody called him,
Now, he got home that evening
and found Shirley and me hanging from the rafters,
He cooked up some nachos or somthin',
and we started tokin' up all over again,
Our grandma, the dope fiend,
Well, it did get to be something of a thing,
Oh, Shotgun called himself the Mayor of Weedville,
What was this Shotgun's real name?
Oh, I have no idea,
He was some kind of struggling songwriter,
He sold one big song to Patsy Cline,
Crazy?
Holy crap,
Grammy, you're talking about Willie Nelson,
No way,
You smoked dope with Willie Nelson?
Well, that's a pretty big club,
- Still, - So, Willie Nelson,
that scruffy old country singer, was my old smokin' pal?
Ha! Son of a bitch!
Shirley Nelson, I never put two and two together,
I snorted coke with Liza Minelli once,
- Really? - Mm-hm,
Well, he could have been impersonating Liza Minelli,
I could never tell,
You're so full of it,
,,,is by National Alert and Warning Authorit,,,
Way to go, Grandpa,
Yeah, no, thanks,
Don't be such a prude,
Look, I'm not passing judgment, just,,,
it's not my thing, okay?
Well, sorry, Reverend, Must have been some other David
that found that huge bag of weed on the beach with me and Jaime,
I'm trying to get a call through to Tasha, Do you mind?
Whatever,
We went to new Smyrna, mid-winter,
had ourselves an illegal bonfire on the beach,
took a little moonlight stroll with our dates,
found this huge plastic bag, happened to be full of weed,
Lasted us for months, I swear,
Now, that David didn't mind sharing a doobie,
Now, if I wasn't in my delicate condition right now,
I'd be right there with you,
Can't get a call through to Tasha, Damn it!
Sue me if I don't want to go trippin' down memory lane right now,
Hey,
I'm sure they're fine, David,
They're probably more worried about you anyway,
- and, look, we're fine, too, - I know,
You're both missin' out on some righteous reefer,
Did you know we have teeny tiny little mites
living in our eyelashes?
What?
Teensy tiny little microscopic mites,
Like dust mites, only smaller,
Living in our eyelashes,
- Are you making that up? - Nope,
Ain't that right, Grandpa?
I rest my case,
I can feel the palm of my hand,
I believe you people are stoned,
Hey, Hey, you guys, listen to this,
,,,Central Florida and Florida's East Coast,
Hurricane Charley,
a major and extremely deadly tropical cyclone
made landfall in southwest Florida
and is tracking up the center of the state,
Those in the path are encouraged to seek safety
within their homes away from windows,
Hallways along load-bearing walls,
closets under stairs,
and windowless bathrooms are all good options,
Evacuate recreational vehicles and mobile homes immediately,
- Danno, - Should we be doing this?
I don't know, This is a big house,
Fairly new, We probably,,,
Oh! What the,,, What the hell was that?
It's okay, Grandpa,
Can I borrow your phone?
It's,,, It's not working, I think the cell towers are down,
Look, everything's gonna be fine,
Please stop saying that, I'm not a child,
I know wh,,,
Okay, I'm sold, What do you say, people?
This whole house is like one big window,
Let's get ourselves into the hallway, okay?
We just gotta hunker down now for the brunt of this hurricane,
In this house? I might as well be in my trailer,
♪ 'Cause you know we down here,,, ♪
The following is a tropical storm warning
for central Florida counties,
Beware of high winds and flying debris,
Stay indoors away from windows,
- Holy shit! - Again the following is,,,
What the hell was that?
Wait! What do you mean
we might as well be in your trailer?
Oh, don't mind him,
These houses are low-bid masterpieces,
If Charley's got our number,
this place'll come down around our ears,
All right, Grandpa, that's enough of that kind of talk,
We're just gonna get away from the windows
and ride this thing out together,
Nobody's got anybody's number,
Oh, my,,, I just saw a stop sign flying down the street!
Any old ladies on bicycle?
Get away from that window!
Come on, people, we gotta get serious now,
Let's go, Come on,
Okay,
I should point out I'm still extraordinarily high,
Jess, come on,
What have we done? We sent Danno out in this,
I sent him out there,
He's gonna be okay, We have to go, Okay?
Come on, let's go, Let's go!
All right,
So the power's out here, too,
Let's go!
Oh, my God,
This is a kitchen,
Wow, Geez,
Okay, desk, desk, Bed,,,
No sex,
Okay, Here we are,
Where are you?
Ah,,,
There you are,
All right, my little lovelies,
No point this going to waste in the rapidly warming icebox,
- Play nice and share, - What have we got?
In a delicious twist of irony,
which would strain credulity if fictitious,
we have chocolate, vanilla and Rocky Road,
Uh, symbolism notwithstanding,
I would prefer chocolate, please,
Of course,
Grandpa seems to be feeling much better,
Maybe we shouldn't have sent Danno out,,,
Sorry,
- I'll take Rocky Road, please, - Mm-hm,
Vanilla for me, please,
I know, Shut up,
I never met an ice cream I didn't like,
I'll have one of each,
So, how long do you think we'll have to huddle here in the hall?
Until the windows stop rattling, I guess,
Well, I'm sure the Scotch Tape the two stooges
put on the windows will protect us,
Look, We did the best we could
with the supplies we had,
Oh, it's okay, Bunny,
And will you two knock it off?
The rest of us don't want to see you two pawing each other,
Oh, bloody hell,
- And I thought my dad was a "phobe," - Mm-hm,
Look, I'm a little scared,
So sorry if wanting some loving arms around me offends anyone,
Oh, relax,
That old fart doesn't speak for the rest of us,
Certainly not me,
You guys, I'm really worried about Danno,
He should be back by now,
You've seen Grandpa's place,
It's like "Sanford and Sons" in there,
Oh, I love that show,
Hey, I'm sure Danno's fine,
Oh, Well, if you're sure, I guess I can relax, then,
Take it easy, Jesse,
- Leigh's just trying to,,, - Don't you start too, David,
Leigh doesn't need another hero,
Leigh can fend for herself,
Right, sis?
Ooh,
Listen, Would anybody mind if I say a little prayer?
Go ahead, David,
Dear Heavenly Father,
maker of hurricanes,,,
Sorry,
See us safely through this storm,
Keep our parents safe at sea,,,
and watch over our families not here with us tonight,
Jesse, please,
Thanks for including Danno in your prayer, by the way, David,
But seriously, who are you kidding?
"Our parents"?
"Our family"?
There is no "our family,"
There's our mom and their dad,
They seem happy together, Good for them,
That doesn't make us a family,
Hell, this is only the second time
we've even met,
Jesse this might not be the right time,,,
No, she's got a point,
We don't deserve to call ourselves a family,
Have we put any energy into it?
The only time I have seen my father in ten years
was when he took the trouble to come see me,
I know my doorman better than I know my,,,
so-called family,
So? So what are you saying?
We didn't choose each other so we can't be family?
I didn't choose anybody here but,,,
No, she's right, I blame her father,
- What? - What?
Your dad never even saw a real live black person
'til he was a teenager,
Sure as hell never dated one,
But he always had this,,, this,,, this fascination
for colored girls,
- Whoa, whoa! - Sorry,
I know that's somehow offensive, but what the hell,
Ever since he saw Leslie Uggams on Mitch Miller,
he had this thing,
So, you know, your mother died,
and then Patrick met your mother,,,
Times have changed,
They didn't give a single thought to
the complications of a "mixed family,"
I mean, you were supposedly adults, Who cares?
It's not like they were gonna have babies,
- Oh, my God, - Wow,
How did I let myself get dragged into this?
Oh, I know, "It'll just be one stupid party, Ian,
It'll be like a big vacation, Ian"
Christ on a bicycle, why,,,
And what, I planned this?
I wanted to hunker down in a house full of strangers?
Hey! Thanks a lot,
No, I,,, I didn't mean it,
I didn't want to come to this damn thing, either,
She came for me,
But I would rather have a root canal
than stay here with you people
Well, I sure as hell didn't want to come here,
And you know, at least Dad managed to visit you,
He always missed my house,
He felt sorry for me
because, you know, I'm the one with all the marital problems,
And you,,,
you made it perfectly clear he wasn't welcome,
What?
Say, whose idea was this joyous soiree, anyhow?
David's,
You're damn right,
Because I was tired of hearing Mom carrying on
about how she and Patrick felt like outcasts,
Like they didn't have a family anymore,
So, yeah, I thought it was about time
that I do something about it,
show Mom how wrong she was,
Well, maybe you should have left well enough alone,
- Damn straight, - Maybe so,
Maybe I should have know what a bunch of crybabies you all are,
but no, no, I had this ridiculous idea
that we're all adults, and we could suck it up
for one stupid party for my mom and your dad,
And you said it right there, Your mom and our dad,
You don't even believe your own bullshit!
No, no, see, you're deliberately twisting my words,
- You don't really think,,, - No, no, no, no, David,
She hit the nail on the head,
We may all be a bunch of crybabies,
but at least we're not hypocrites,
- What? - You heard me,
No one appointed you the family guidance counselor,
You twisted everyone's arms to get us here,
and for what? So you could lord it over us
how we don't measure up to your idea of family?
She's right, you know,
Shut up!
Meanwhile, where's your family, huh?
Why aren't they here showing everybody
the perfect modern African-American ideal?
You know damn well they got grounded by the hurricane,
Bullshit, We got here,
So did we, God help us,
Listen,
If you all are trying to prove what a mistake I made
by setting this whole thing up, then fine,
Fine, it was my mistake, I wish I woulda never thought of it,
But that just goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished,
- Oh, no, you don't, - What?
You watch your tone, boy,
It's my turn to cry bullshit on the lot of you,
You each have as much family here as you really want,
Except you, David,
Jesse's right,
You're a hypocrite, David,
And you're the worst of any of us,
Somewhere along the way,
you started believing that you were better than us,
Your faith was more real,
Your family,,, your own little self-made family
with your perfect black wife and your perfect black kids,
And now, David descends from the mountaintop
to smash his tablets of indignation
at our idol-worshipping feet!
Well, I say again, David, bullshit,
See, I remember what you said when you found out
Jesse was takin' up with that Filipino boy,
"Couldn't find a black man good enough for her?"
You don't remember that, David?
No, and neither do you
because I never said any such thing,
It's a peculiar thing, this,,, this prejudice,
It rears its head at the oddest times,
and in the damnedest places!
Jesse was shackin' up with a not-so-black boy,
your hackles rose,
Did you know that my mother, your great-grandmother,
was so high yellow that she passed for years,
Her mama was white as a lily,
My daddy bragged, bragged about being an octoroon,
You're so proud of your race,
You're just like your father,
Grandpa,
Except your father, rest his miserable soul,
was no hypocrite, uh-uh,
He wore his prejudice like a badge of honor,
Wanted nothin' to do with no white folks,
He thought "separate but equal" was a grand idea,
If your father had still been alive
when Jesse turned up pregnant with a mixed baby,
boy, his head would have exploded,
I'm nothin' like my father,
- You don't have the right! - David, David,
You shut up! You were only six years old,
what do you know?
My father was a wife-beating bastard,
If cancer didn't kill him, me or Jaime would have,
So, no, you don't have the right,
I have a right to speak my peace!
I see what I see!
You look just like him! You sound just like him!
How can I see anything else?
- David, David, - No, no, no!
- David! - Why is this happening?
What are you waitin' for, old man? Huh?
Don't you hear the wind calling your name?
Hurricane's here! Why aren't you dead?
Well, who's for bed, then?
- You okay? - Peachy, thanks,
,,,this is a warning that
Kissimmee and Celebration are entering the eye of the storm,
a region of calm weather in the center of
a strong tropical cyclone,
The eye wall will be hitting in approximately 11 minutes
and is considered the most deadly area of a hurricane,
Winds will be reversing direction
and accelerating at an alarming speed,
Again,,,
Weird, Isn't' it?
Yeah,
It's very strange,
Couple of days ago,,,
he was asleep in his chair in the living room,
I stepped outside,,,
puttering around the yard and,,,
when I walked back in, he was wide-eyed,
He looked at me and he said,,,
"What are you doing here?"
I think I said, "Just came in to cool off," or something,
And he stood up out of his chair and said,
"Get out of my house, Walker,"
He thought I was my father,
Everybody called him Walker,
What did you do?
Turned around, walked back outside,
When I returned, he was fast asleep,
That old man hated my father even more than I did,
If that was possible,
Even put him in the hospital once,
Walker had to get a restraining order,
I'm so sorry,
I had no idea,
Of course not,
It's not like we sit around talking about the good old days,
My mother wouldn't leave him, though,
Scared to, I guess,
I don't know,
The day I heard Walker had lung cancer,,,
I literally thanked God,
I had been praying for bolts of lightning or,,,
a runaway truck but,,,
cancer,
Cancer was better than nothing,
- I was 12, - Hm,
And now,,,
wide awake in front of everyone,,,
he tells me I'm just like my father,
That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me,
I'm,,, so stupid,
You okay?
Sure, Thanks for checking up on me,
I'm so sorry about the scene downstairs,
No, it's okay, we're just stressing, I guess,
Yeah, you're right,
I can't believe I let Danno go out there alone,
It didn't seem like such a bad idea at the time,
Besides, the storm just,,, blew up so fast,
Yeah, but he should really be back by now,
Well, Grandpa's okay,
And besides, I feel like the storm's mostly over now, anyway,
Oh, no, I know hurricanes,
We're in the eye, In about 20 minutes or so,
it's gonna kick back up just as fast as it stopped,
- It's gonna hit hard, - Oh,,,
So, Danno,
now's the time to get your ass back here,
I don't need you to babysit me,
- I'm fine, - Okay,
I'm gonna go check up on Grandpa,
I should probably make sure Ian hasn't fallen out of bed,
May I come in?
If I said no, would you go away?
No,
Then by all means, come on in,
Yeah, these things are great,
I'm gonna have to get me one when I get home,
Now, that's the dumbest thing you've said all day,
What?
It's just another nail in the coffin,
You can walk just fine, can't you?
But at your age,
spend a couple of weeks in one of them chairs,
and you're in it for life, Trust me,
All I did was sprain an ankle,
Now I'm stuck in the damn thing,
Well, you got back here okay,
And I'm completely shot,
- Hey, you want it back? - What for?
I'm not going anywhere,
You just say the word,
Grandpa, you o,,, Oh!
Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt,
just checking up on you,
Do you need anything?
I need you to take it easy,
You're carrying precious cargo, baby girl,
Sir, yes, sir,
Go on, now, scat,
- Goodnight, - Goodnight,
Otis, I want to apologize to you,
Ah!
No, I mean it, I have been pushing your buttons all day,
I hadn't noticed,
Eh, it's just my way of flirting, I guess,
- Ah, stop it, - You're pretty darn cute, you know,
Don't be ridiculous, Cute,
I'm a card-carrying, grumpy old man,
Phooey, you are a grizzly old teddy bear,
You don't fool me,
You can say that after that scene out there? Hm?
Are you kidding? You're an amateur,
I pointed a loaded gun at my Andrew once,
- You did not, - Hm!
It was a,,, a pellet gun,
but that just because it was the only gun I had,
I'd have loaded a shotgun if I had one,
- You're making this up, - I swear,
I told him to leave and never come back,
I called him every bad name I could think of,
which was a lot, Ooh, it was not pretty,
So what prompted all this?
Oh, the usual, Caught him cheating on me,
Again,
- Really? - Well,,, no, not really,
I never really actually caught him,
He was too clever for that,
He always had a story ready,
Plausible deniability, you know?
Maybe he really wasn't cheatin',
Ooh,,, Now that would be a shame,
- because, um,,, - Dorothy,
I am just kidding, but,,, but my point is, uh,,,
Yeah,
The more you care,
the more you can hurt the other person,
Hey, I'm sorry about before,
I mean, I know we were really piling up on you back there,
Oh, I, uh,,, I probably had it comin',
But thanks,
I'm sure they're safe,
I know, it's just,,,
I've been up here for the past six days,
We've never been apart this long,
- I uh,,, - You miss 'em,
- Nothing wrong with that, - Yeah,
Hey, big bother,
- You okay? - I'm fine,
Look, I don't know what got into me,
Oh, hell, I do,
He didn't really mean it, though,
- You know that, right? - I supposed,
I'll make nice in the morning,
Cool,
- Goodnight, - Goodnight,
'Night,
I think I'm just gonna turn in,
See if I can't ride out this storm asleep,
Sounds like a plan,
I'm gonna blow out some of these candles and I'll join you,
Wait, I mean,,, That's not what I meant,
- What I really meant was,,, - Goodnight, David,
- I'll see you in the morning, - Goodnight,
So, uh, when did Andrew pass?
1989, Heart failure,
- Your,,, - Isabelle,
Of course, Isabelle, Such a pretty name,
She passed in '92,
Ovarian cancer,
I always thought I'd go first,
And yet, here I am,
What is it, '98, '99? What year,,,
Two-thousand and four,
Oh,
Oh, a year here, a year there, Who's counting?
You're doin' okay,
No, no, I'm not,
Everybody tiptoes around it but,,, I'm losin' it,
What did Reagan call it? Uh, the long goodbye,
Otis, he had full-blown Alzheimer's,
You're only suffering a little "old timers,"
- 'Old timers," - You know, I'm not exactly
sharp as a tack myself,
I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning,
Hm,,,
So,,,
We've covered our late spouses and our failing memories,
You know, maybe we do a few minutes on bowel movements
and hit the geezer trifecta,
No, thanks, Maybe we should quit while we're ahead, huh?
You're probably right,
Ah, goodnight, Otis,
- Uh, one thing, - Mm?
Nobody ever calls me Otis,
My friends call me Smitty,
- What? - Mm-hm,
Of course, right, All right,
Goodnight, Smitty,
Goodnight, Dorothy,
Dottie,
Um,,, hi,
Come on in,
You have every right to be mad at me,
Don't be nice to me,
I've been nothing but bitchy to you all day,
No,
I have been insensitive,
You should let me apologize,
Okay,
Oh! Okay, um, so,,,
I'm sorry,
Me too,
Look, I don't wanna press my luck,
but I'm worried about him, too,
A little,
You're allowed,
Thanks,
Listen, can I sit up with you?
I'm not gonna be able to sleep knowing more storm is coming,
Sure, I,,, I'd like that,
Otis, are you all right?
Oh, my God, David!
- David, help! Hurry! - Grandpa!
Your Granddad's hurt, Smitty, hang on!
I can't hear him breathing,
- Grandpa! - Is there anything I can do?
Pray!
Help us, o lord,,,
What the hell happened?
Oh, thank God,
Walker?
David, You need to get him out of there if you can,
She's right,
Come on, David, help me get him out of this mess,
No, no, we shouldn't move him,
We can't leave him here, we might as well be outside,
Michael, help me take him to the master bedroom,
- Get the door, get the door, - Okay, Yeah,
- Get the tree, - I'll get this,
- Ready? - Yeah,
One, two, three,
Okay, careful
Good,
He's barely hanging on,
- He needs his heart medicine? - Where the hell is Danno?
Michael, you're a doctor, What do you think?
I'm a dentist,
Uh,,, standard operating procedure says
we should give him a baby aspirin,
Yes, Right, uh,,, Jesse, there should be
some low dose aspirin in the upstairs bathroom,
- I'll be right back, - Hurry!
Got it,
Danno?
Danno! Danno!
Danno, The Hummer, It's down the street,
Jesse!
Try to get Grandpa to take one of these,
Michael,
Anymore flashlights in the garage?
- No, - Did find a crowbar,
I found one too,
What are you doing?
- I'm coming with you, - No, you're not,
- Try and stop me, - Jesse, be reasonable,
We'll go, Stay here with Grammy and Grandpa,
Please,
Fine,
- You guys ready? - Yeah,
Wait, Michael, You're the closest thing we have to a doctor,
Stay here with your grandfather,
Okay, Be careful,
- I love you, - I love you too, Bunny,
Let's do this,
Let's go,
You sure you want those?
- Why not? - Yes,
You'll see,
That was a bad idea!
Come on, we're wasting time, Let's go!
Did any of them think to grab the right tools?
No,
- David, - I might've known!
Where did you get a flashlight?
He's okay, But I don't think he can get out,
Wake up, baby,
Okay, We need to try to roll this thing off of here,
Right,
- Ready? - Yeah,
One, two, three,
Again,
One, two, three,
Whoa, whoa!
Baby, are you okay?
I can't move!
The dashboard's pinning my legs!
- Danno, hold on, - Look out!
The tree trunk's too heavy,
Okay, we need to cut this with something,
I'm gonna go to the house and try to find,,,
What? Like a chainsaw?
You are amazing!
I,,, I don't know how to use this!
I can barely operate a can-opener!
- No, Sorry, - In the vernacular:
I've got this,
Stand aside, lovies, I need to harvest this bitch!
We're here,
He's gone,
What are you talkin' about?
He went under again after you left,
I tried everything I know but,,,
I don't suppose you have a portable defibrillator in the house?
No,
It's not gonna matter at this point,
- David, it's too late, - No!
Help me place the pill under his tongue,
Give him some light,
Come on, old man,
Come on,
I didn't mean it,
Didn't mean it,
I'm sorry,
Isn't there anything we can do?
Anything?
Guys, I'm so, so sorry,
Listen, um,,,
I hate to say this,,,
but I really think we need to get back in the hallway,
Just until this thing lets up, Just for a bit,
No, no, No,
What in the blue blazes!
What are you tryin' to do, kill me?
Grandpa! Thank God!
Have you all lost your ever-lovin' minds?
Oh, shut up, you old poop, You scared us half to death!
- Thank God you're okay, - We thought you were dead,
Nice call there, Doctor Doom,
I'm just a dentist,
Okay people, we really need to get back into the hallway,
- Grandpa, - Huh?
I'm all right, Just a little woozy,
Somebody get him a glass of water,
Right, I'm on it,
We shouldn't move him again,
Look, I'll stay with him, uh, before you guys go,
can you move the dresser in front of the glass?
Yes, Guys, give me a hand,
Here,
Mm,
Thank you, You're a good man,
And Ian's a good man, too,
Thanks, Grandpa,
Thanks, we're,,, we're good now,
I'll be,,, Well, we'll just be right outside,
Okay,
Hey, I'll be all right,
You should stay with the others,
No, You probably have a concussion,
We need to keep you awake for a few hours,
Okay, What the hell happened?
- We thought we lost you, - Huh?
That's what happened,
A tree fell into your room and knocked you out cold,
I told you, that hurricane, it had my number,
Don't start that again,
The hurricane had you, all right,
Swallowed you up and spat you back out,
Too much gristle,
You may be right,
- There you go, - Quit fussin', I'll be okay,
Look, Grandpa,,,
- I never meant to,,, - Boy, shut up
Just shut up,
But Grandpa, I can't believe I said what I said,
Sticks and stones, son, sticks and stones,
Forget about it,
I never should have said what I said, either,
So,,, bygones?
Bygones,
You know, you do look and sound just like Walker,
but you're nothing like him,
When I can shake the cobwebs out of my skull, I know that,
When I was 18,,,
I almost changed my name,
I had a court date set up and everything,
I didn't want to be a Walker anymore,
Jaime talked me out of it,
Said it was like I was trying to run away from a ghost,
A wise man, that Jaime,
How's he doin'?
Still in Iraq,
But he's fine, though,
Be home by Thanksgiving,
Good, Now, what about you?
You comin' back up for Thanksgiving? Hm?
Absolutely,
All right, good, Good,
- Grandpa, - Huh?
We need to keep you awake for a little while, okay?
If you say so, son, if you say so,
So, tell me about Grandma,
How'd you two meet?
Oh, heh,
We met in church,
Fall of 1941,
Just before Pearl Harbor, Mm-hm,
She was in the choir,
I remember the first time I ever saw that woman
up there in the loft,,,
Okay, so this is the morning after the storm,
♪ Old damn fate of mine ♪
♪ I've been locked away for a time ♪
♪ Many years I walked the line ♪
♪ Old damn fate of mine ♪
♪ Oh, now when I escape ♪
♪ When I've gone and lost this fate ♪
♪ And I can't stay ♪
♪ She's waiting for me ♪
♪ And I can't stay ♪
♪ She set me free ♪
♪ I'm breakin' free ♪
Michael,
- Okay, - Looks great,
Yeah, You,,, You do this part, I'm gonna do this,
- Okay? - I got it,
Perfect, All right,
Here watch this!
Oh, that's my piece, Oh, yeah,
Yep,
Maybe a smidgen stale,
Well, we'll toast it,
Over what, a candle?
Jesse, that looks great!
Does it? Okay, awesome,
How's that, is it even?
- Uh, yeah, - Yeah? Awesome,
- Hi, honey, - Wow, David,
The shine on that is amazing,
Oops, it's the mobile balloon unit,
Special delivery!
Yes, that's a good idea,
Put some in the kitchen, Thank you!
Hey, everybody!
I just got off the phone with the cruise line,
They diverted south,
By the time the storm was up near Jacksonville,
they were docking in Port Canaveral,
- Oh, awesome, - Great,
And they're even providing
a complimentary ride home for mom and dad,
- Oh, perfect, - Fantastic,
Sit on down here,
Am I in the way?
What? Oh, no, This is for you,
Oh, I didn't know you cared,
Aww,,,
I thought you might want this,
in case your trailer was destroyed,
Hey, don't look so surprised, y'all,
This is real,
- It's real, - I had no idea,
Man was chokin', I smacked the Spam out of him,
end of story,
Okay, okay, but Grandpa,
no kidding,
You're my hero,
- Oh,,, - Hear, hear!
The next box is for you,
All right, everybody, Cheers,
Oh, uh, wait, wait, wait! David,
did you want to say a prayer?
- What? - No, no, I,,,
- I'd love to say a prayer, - Yes, please,
- Thank you, Lord! - Amen!
And I would like to propose a toast,
Go ahead, Grandpa,
- To Charley, - To Charley,
Hello?
Oh, guys, They're here, they're here,
Where the heck are you guys?
Surprise!
Oh, my God, Hey!
♪ I'm so tired of being here ♪
♪ Suppressed by all my childish fears ♪
♪ And if you're after me ♪
♪ I wish that you would just leave ♪
♪ 'Cause your presence still lingers here ♪
♪ And if only you'd leave me alone ♪
♪ These wounds won't seem to heal ♪
♪ This pain is just too real ♪
♪ And there's just too much that time cannot erase ♪
♪ When you cried ♪
♪ I'd wipe away all of your tears ♪
♪ You'd scream ♪
♪ I'd fight away all of your fears ♪
♪ And I held your hand ♪
♪ Through all of these years ♪
♪ But you still have,,, ♪
♪ All of me ♪
♪ You used to captivate me ♪
♪ Under your resonating light ♪
♪ Now I'm bound by the life you left behind ♪
♪ Your face, it haunts ♪
♪ My once blessed dreams ♪
♪ Your voice had chased away ♪
♪ All the sanity in me ♪
♪ If these wounds won't seem to heal ♪
♪ If this pain is just too real ♪
♪ And there's just too much ♪
♪ That time cannot erase ♪
♪ When you cried ♪
♪ I'd wipe away all of your tears ♪
♪ You'd scream ♪
♪ I'd fight away all of your fears ♪
♪ And I held your hand ♪
♪ Through all of these years ♪
♪ But you still have,,, ♪
♪ I've tried so hard ♪
♪ To tell myself ♪
♪ That you're gone ♪
♪ But though you're still with me ♪
♪ I've been alone ♪
♪ All along ♪
♪ When you cried ♪
♪ I'd wipe away all of your tears ♪
♪ When you'd scream ♪
♪ I'd fight away all of your fears ♪
♪ And I held your hand ♪
♪ Through all of these years ♪
♪ But you still have,,, ♪
♪ All of me, oh ♪
♪ Me, oh ♪
♪ Me, oh, oh ♪
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