EXPERIMENTAL FIELD 357
Thank you for shopping at CCC and making tomorrow better today,
Yes? Received, I'm fixing it,
Do we not have more W76?
No, not the peach, It's W75, I said W76, pumpkin, Are you sleeping?
Today is a special day, We have Aqua 65,
All blue-green items, 65% discount,
It is so exiting, I've wanted to work here ever since I turned 16,
-How long have you been working here? -Since 1987,
Harold Landsgrove is so amazing, He is my humanitarian hero,
- Have you ever met him? -Only in my dreams,
Shruti, rule 175!
It's divali, Craig,
Listening to music is part of my cultural heritage,
I thought the CCC was in favor of cultural diversity and inclusion,
Sorry, Shruti, I do not want to enter your cultural zone-
-but do you not celebrate divali in November?
-You're right, -How can I help you?
-A new hire, -Hi!
-What is your name then? -Libby,
Libby, tonight we change collection, It's so important one night,
It's a huge honor for me to be here,
Fill out all these paperwork
-so you can start in the store tonight,
Go down to the store and ask for Hunter, She tells you about the clothes,
Hunter? Understood, thank you,
No, Thank you very much for joining the CCC family
-and make tomorrow better today,
-Well, see you out there, -Well,
Hi, I'm looking for Hunter, Can you,,,
I'll fix it, Hunter, I'll be there in five minutes,
Hi, I'm looking for Hunter, Can you,,,
Hi every one, Welcome, Today we are on #yoga,
I'm totally in love with this store!
They have elastane everywhere!
I can not resist, Namaste,
Skilled boy, The break room in five minutes,
Hello, Craig asked me to talk to you about the clothes,
I do not have time, My ecosystem is a big mess, Talk to the Lord,
-I will send the new employee to you, -And I have time for that because,,,
Because I say so,
Hello,
All employees must be dressed in CCC clothing inside and outside the store,
-I'm wearing some of it, -It's not from this season,
I just bought it last month,
Last month is three seasons ago,
As the season changes, so does your wardrobe,
Get started, You must be back in the store at 21,
Harold comes to talk to the staff,
Is Harold Landsgrove coming here?
The CCC PROMISE
ORGANIC, GMO-FREE FAIRTRADE
It will be 175,52,
I'm newly hired, so I'm getting a discount, right?
Technically, you do not start until kl, 00,01,
- You're not employed until tomorrow, -Reach?
Then I will probably get a discount next time,
Thank you for shopping at CCC and making tomorrow better today,
Dear customers, CCC closes in a quarter of an hour,
Please go to the checkout as soon as possible,
Thank you for making tomorrow better today,
Belong, Believe, Be loved, Stay!
You will be the best regional leader in the company's history,
You bring Q2 into the stratosphere!
Take it, Barb Lubotski!
EMPLOYEE STOLE DAMES US ALL
Why do I work a shift shift? What the hell was I thinking?
Those who are locked in at Fort Knox! How did you get,,,
I ate over 20 calories for lunch, but they will save my ass,
Why should I not report you to the robot king?
Because I do not hesitate to sign you up for it with the incubator guff at the warehouse,
If the robot king catches you, I have nothing to do with it,
A delicious ass is worth the risk,
Come on, we'll be late,
Well then, everyone, Harold Landsgrove is coming soon,
We must launch the new collection
-so give him a warm CCC welcome,
You are an important atom in the CCC galaxy,
You are a soldier in its successful army, Be to be,
-What the hell? -I have my period,
-One week too early, -Close the hole, girl,
Craig to Jemma, Come on in, Jemma,
-Jemma to Craig, -Do you wear it, I think?
Jemma, where are you going?
If I am not going to bleed all over, I have to close the hole,
I respect your women's problems, but be here when Harold comes,
-Understood? -I can not hear you,
The connection is bad, I can 't hear you, Craig,
Jemma,
No one must see those jeans until tomorrow morning,
You give us all problems, Jemma?
THEFT INJURES US ALL
Hi, my CCC family!
How are you?
-Be to be, -Be to be,
-Listen, Believe, -Listen, Believe!
-Be loved, Stay! -Be loved, Stay!
Like that, folks!
Tonight we reach a milestone,
And all of you very special people-
-will witness the story,
There has been a lot of talk about this item,
Many have been excited to see it,
That is why we have kept it hidden until now,
We hired the best thread count consultants-
-the best sewing specialists-
and the world cotton champions-
-to give you the latest of the jeans revolution: Super Shapers!
Jeans that automatically adapt to your body size,
The first gender-neutral jeans,
-A kind of everyone! -A kind of everyone,
CCC PRESENTS A CLOTHING REVOLUTION
Made from an exclusive cotton that only grows in India,
The fabric is heat activated and shapes itself to your unique shape,
Two kilos too little or too much? They make you look great,
They are manufactured in collaboration with our ethically approved suppliers,
We make tomorrow better today,
From kl, 8 tomorrow our Super Shapers can only be purchased here!
But we are not done! We have several exciting news,
Peyton Jules is coming tonight to see our new collection!
Give her a warm CCC welcome,
Like that, everyone, I expect-
-that you get the coolest CCC Monday Madness ever!
CLEANLINESS APPLIES TO EVERYONE
Mr Landsgrove, I just want to say that what you are doing is fantastic,
-I'm so happy to be here, -How nice,
I hope you will be part of the CCC family for many years to come,
Peyton Jules,,, What news, How exciting,
Peyton Jules is the most important PR trick ever,
The launch of Super Shapers depends entirely on her,
But the store is locked off all night, How does she get in?
The doors open for five minutes, and then she records her program,
-Is it broadcast live? -Of course not,
It's online at 8, So you better get your cherubs started,
So, everyone,
Back to work, Thanks,
What a speech, Mr Landsgrove,
I have to do everything to make sure everything goes as planned,
-Anything, -Of course,
Have you made a decision regarding the position of regional leader?
Not yet, but the outcome of tomorrow will weigh heavily, Chris,
Very heavy,
- My name is Craig, -Just call me Harold,
Yes,,, Harold,
I will not let you down, Harold?
They can count on me,
-I'm not letting you down, -The store is locked,
Now hold on, I'm totally crazy about this crazy top,
Hold on now,,, How did you end up there, little guy?
I call it Little P,
See you tonight at CCC,
-Craig to Jemma, Came, -Camilo, we are missing five boxes of A-25,
-Craig to Hunter, -Hunter to Craig,
-Where is Jemma? -I do not know,
-I'm not her guardian, -Be her guardian and find her,
-I did not look at the ladies' toilet, -It damages my ecosystem,
You can borrow Jemma once you have found her,
Fine,
Thank you for being such a team player,
Jemma!
Jemma! The robot king is impatient, You know what that means,
-Craig to Hunter, Is she there? -No,
So come back right away, We're behind,
I like Bollywood music,
My favorite song is "Hamara India",
What did you say?
I just said I love "Hamara India",
-Where are you from? -Greenville,
Do you like Green Day? The band from the 90s?
Fat,,, No, Why?
Because it sounds like you're just suggesting
-because my parents are from India, I must like Bollywood music,
No, No, that was not what I meant,
I did not mean that just because you,,,
Lord, can you see Hunter? She is not in her ecosystem,
-No, Craig, -How is your ecosystem doing?
- Can you look for her? -I only have new employees,
If I leave my ecosystem, anything can happen,
-I have an important task for you, -Yes, chef,
Sig Craig, We are all right here as in communism, but not really,
I am missing two employees, I need them right away,
Can you find them for me?
-I think so, yes, -Fantastic,
-Who are we missing? -Jemma and Hunter, My top girls,
-Jemma and Hunter,,, yes, -Lead everywhere,
I'm sure you can do it for me,
-Okay? -Okay,
Okay, Get started,
YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING? WE DELIVER FOR FREE!
Hello?
They should be folded now, Are you the hare or the turtle?
Do you mean Ninja Turtles? Then I'm Leonardo,
Libby! What happened?
I've found her,
It is really terrible,
She had problems with her body image,
It is tragic that she did not seek help, So sad,
- Shall we call the police? -No, we're completely shut off,
We can not contact the outside world until the collection is on the shelves,
This is what the CCC has always done, and we do not deviate in such a critical moment,
-We have to do something, -If we say something, everyone panics,
And we can not do anything until at, 8,
-What if there's a killer loose? - There's no killer,
Unless you see Jemma as a killer against himself,
Are you afraid there's a killer loose?
- Do you like to be scared? -No,
Should everyone else be scared too? That's not a good team spirit, is it?
You are new and would like to follow the rules, but you probably do not understand the consequences,
If we do not get the collection out in time, Monday Madness will be a disaster,
In that case, the new collection and thus the CCC will fail,
You do not want that, do you?
You do a great job, by the way,
You know this is necessary, right?
We can not call the police until Peyton Jules arrives at midnight,
I'll fix it early tomorrow, I promise,
You were so good-
-that you get rid of the first month's mandatory shopping plan,
Cool, Thanks,
Here at CCC, we take care of our own,
Well, Come on,
Do we keep to the schedule?
-Craig to Lord, -Lord to Craig,
-Can you see Hunter? -No, Craig,
Received,
Girls, I do not know what you run and do-
-but the robot king goes crazy if he takes you with Super Shapers,
-I'm saving you this time, but,,, -Lord, where are you?
-In the warehouse, I'm looking for Hunter,
Forget Hunter, I'm fixing it, Back to the store, now!
Lord, can you hear me? Come back to the store,
I can 't miss another one, Time runs out from us and it does not work! Lord,
Lord!
Lord, where are you? I told you to come back to the store!
Lord?
Lord, where are you?
Lord?
No, you're the best regional leader in this venture,
It is you, Be to be,
Oh no! It's him,,,
It's just a mannequin in a tiny box, It's too funny,
People get a little crazy before Monday Madness, Crazy!
No, it did not look like a mannequin, It's happening again!
Libby, do not you trust Harold Landsgrove?
Maybe we should call the police when Peyton Jules arrives,
No, I strongly advise against it,
Libby, you'm right, We should do something, I'm calling Harold,
He can advise us on what to do, Okay?
-Yes, -Yes? Super,
Okay,,, after you,
Damn it,
Shutdown disabled,
Hold on now! I'm so totally excited, I could only die!
-Hi every one, -No pictures!
Hi every one, Down with the mobiles!
- Where the hell were you? -I cleaned up,
Everything just has to be ready, otherwise Harold will come after you,
Everything's ready, Barb, I think I'll show her the jeans ecosystem first,
You?
I've been given that task, Craig, Me, me,,, me,
-Are you following? Me, -Absolutely!
100%, I'm glad you're here, Barb, So happy!
-Hold then, Is it Super Shapers? -Yes it is,
-I've been waiting for them my whole life, - We all have that,
Peyton, you are the woman of the day, What do you think? Tell us your vision,
I love everything, but those who,,,
-I want them, - Can we get them for her?
-Which size do you use? -32,
Peyton, excuse me, but I have to pick them up myself,
Just get them, okay?
He must hurry, We broadcast live in ten minutes,
No, we do not broadcast live from a switch, You can send it at 8,
My credibility is at stake here, Millions are waiting for my shipment,
Think how much they will long for it if they have to wait,
It's about building expectation,
-Is it fine? -Yes Yes!
Shouldn't I get you some ultra-exclusive CCC items?
- That sounds cool,,, - Stay here,
Jemma!
I'm losing my magic here, I just have to-
-so now we're recording this, Okay?
Clear?
Hi! Welcome to the presentation of CCC's brand new collection,
Have you ever longed to lose the last two kilos?
-but just had such a hard time dropping the chocolate and McDonald's,,,
,,, are these just for you: Super Shapers!
They're full of wild CCC magic
-which gives you the best body of the century without,,,
I'm buying a whole box! They are fair trade
-produced under proper conditions and 120% organic,
Gorgeous, delicious denim,,,
Tonight we reach a milestone,
And all of you very special people-
-will witness the story,
Belong, Believe,
Be loved, Stay!
Super Shapers!
A form for everyone!
FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY
Where are the promotional items we sent last month? What are you doing here?
You are not,,, You,,,
-Say it though, -The pants,,,
Are you mentally challenged? They're for Peyton, not me,
-What the hell are you doing? -No, wait!
What is it?
Do you really think you have a chance to become a regional leader?
Keep dreaming,
You're just a pathetic little store manager,
And you always will be,
Are we done here?
Yes,,, yes, indeed,
Never send a boy to do a woman's work,
Break!
Hello?
,,, Super Shapers! They're full of wild CCC magic
-which gives you the best body of the century without,,,
I'm buying a whole box! They are fair trade
-produced under proper conditions and 120% organic,
Gorgeous, delicious denim,,,
Break!
PAUSERUM
-Do not do that! -Pardon,
It is fine, It was not like you killed me,
You have to see it here,
They are fair trade, manufactured under proper conditions
and 120% organic, Gorgeous, delicious denim,,,
He said Peyton Jules should have an hour,,,
Came, Came!
Shutdown activated,
No!
Came,
Shruti her, Come in,
-Shruti, where are you? -Craig?
-I'm at the back door, You? -In my office,
-What is it? Say it, -I do not know,
Are you afraid there's a killer loose?
I have to do everything to make sure everything goes as planned,
Anything,
His office door can be locked, If you have no better idea, we'll go there,
-Craig, let us in! - "Os"? Who?
Shruti and Libby!
Hurry up!
Let us in!
-Libby! There you are, -What happens? What is it?
-The one who killed everyone in the store, -It was a mass hallucination,
-A mass hallucination? Run me, - Do not touch it, Libby,
There, There's someone out there,
- We have to check it, -No, that thing is still out there,
-We must make sure that everyone is unharmed, -When we go out there, we die,
Wait, You were out there and you're not dead,
Look here,
There,
Is not "Hamara India" you are singing?
I like Bollywood music once in a while, Is it forbidden?
Give me your mobile,
Your mobile,
There!
Hello,
-It has a bindi, -It can hear me, It understands,
You do not seriously believe that you can communicate with it,
Okay, we know two things,
It loves Bollywood music and has a bindi on its forehead,
You speak Indian, don't you?
There are over 130 different languages ​​in India,
-But you speak one of them? -Yes,
Hindi and a little urdu,
-Ask it what it wants, -What?
It obviously wants something, If it does, it might stop,
Who are you? What will you?
Where did it go?
It's Hindi,
- "Keerat," - "Keerat,"
-What does it mean? - It's a girl's name,
Who is Keerat?
"Me,"
-Who is Keerat? -How should I know?
-Look at the register of employees, - We have no employees over there,
Only lots of subcontractors, We have no idea who works for us,
So how do you know if it's fair trade workers?
-with proper conditions, and that the cotton is actually organic?
We dont know! Well? It's just something we say, Do you not understand?
No,,, We know we can track those jeans,
We know which GMO they use,
Gmo? Do you use gmo?
How do you think they make jeans for five dollars and sell them for 150?
Keerat, what happened?
"Pick cotton,"
"Death,"
How old were you when you died, Keerat?
-It's child labor! -Quiet now,,,
-CCC has strict ethical requirements,,, -I have no idea who the workers are!
You should be the good ones,,,
-I came here to do good, -And for clothes at half price,
We have to help her,
How can we help you, Keerat?
"Justice for Keerat,"
If we tell the world your story, Keerat,,,
Do you want to stop killing then?
Tell us what happened, Keerat, We need to make sure people listen,
Is that what you want?
No, stop!
What have you done?
You idiot! I had her, but you just made her angry again,
Did I not get the memo, or are we talking about a pair of killer pants?
You knew they were out there, but you did nothing!
Had you let me call the police, they would still be alive!
You're so disobedient, I have to sanction you, young lady,
Sanction me anything you want, I quit,
-You're fired! -Then that's enough!
-How many more pairs of jeans are there? -175,
-What is it? -What if several of them are alive?
-Fandens, -Oh no, They're killing us!
We have to check it out, Came,
-What the hell,,, shut us out! -I have thought about it,
I want your camera, This must not escape, You probably understand that,
Forget it! You and your CCC hypocrites smoke down your neck,
I had no idea you were interested in anything,
It must be the first time for you, How does it feel?
You are willing to do anything to remedy it,
They soon slam the door, It's you or the camera, Just select,
Is this what you want?
So come and take it,
Just give me the camera and we'll go home as if nothing happened,
I even give you a raise,
Come on, Shruti, This is not you,
What is the reason for this sudden change of attitude?
Craig to Shruti, Come on in, Shruti,
Come on in, Shruti,
Okay, Craig, You win,
Here you go,
Before hell!
Give me the memory card! I know you have it,
I do not let a pair of pants ruin everything I have worked for,
It's just clothes,
No, it's not, CCC is the ecosystem of life,
Keerat! Justice!
Keerat?
Be nice now,,, Do not do this,
Those people have done nothing to you,
This is not true, Keerat, This is not justice,
Shutdown disabled,
EXPERIMENTAL FIELD 357
You get to see blood!
-Welcome to the CCC family, -We are all equal, It's capitalism,
Hi! Welcome back, Then we are ready for the yoga season!
Hello?
Hunter? Much more than five minutes have passed,