I have very few convictions
But I am sure about something:
You should not trust time or people,
She, our daughter,
she worked in a switchboard
and the company closed,
They call it outsourcing,
Now when a refrigerator breaks,
you call a company in Bangalore,
We came from Bangalore many years ago,
Her husband has been unemployed for two years,
-And the three of them live with us, -The three,
The two of them and their six-month-old baby,
If they evict us, they will leave two
families on the street, Mr, Riordan,
They don't know how sorry I am,
We have been paying the mortgage for 25 years,
25 years,
And how many times have we stopped paying the installments?
-Not one time, -Not one time,
We have not had vacations, we have not wasted
money, we have not lived beyond our means,
Because, for me, paying a debt is sacred,
You more than anyone know,
You know it,
I know, gentlemen Shah, I know,
I know it very well,
And that is why we have been so flexible with you,
Don't you see it?
We understand that they may be late in
some payment at the time we live, But,,,
Mr, and Mrs, Shah,
six months have passed,
Six months in which we have had
- to live on 925 pounds, -Mr, Shah,
I understand, I really do,
But in your contract it is clearly specified,,,
But there must be something,
something you can do, Mr, Riordan,
Whatever it takes,
Please tell me, you can't let us go like this,
-I would love to be able to,,, -If I have to get at his feet,
-I'll do it, Yes sir, Shah,
No Please, No,
Don't throw us out on the street, please,
-Please listen,,, -No, no,
Please listen,,,
Please sit down, Mr, Shah,
We are going to analyze everything, We can review it,
-Ms, Shah,,, -No,
-No Please, -No no no,
A mortgage extension for the Indians? Great!
They got down on their knees,
And where is it written to get on your knees
grant special conditions to customers, Peter?
-They are desperate, -Yeah, and who doesn't?
What are we, the telephone of Hope?
Sorry, but,,, I couldn't think of another solution,
The solution is to kick them out,
No, no, if we refinance the Shahs'
mortgage, they won't have to lose the house
and we will have guaranteed payment for 10 more years,
A payment that in the end they will not make, Think about it, Peter,
No, it's just a losing streak,
They will get ahead, The Shah are good people,
They are serious people, they have been exemplary
clients since I have been in this branch,
But no one is exemplary forever, That's obvious,
That's it, Peter,
Thank you,
Leuchars is not so bad,
He likes to give lessons,
And he uses the word "obvious" all the time,
I guess you wonder
how someone like me, without ambitions, keeps working there,
in such an unsuitable place,
Or why do such people continue to exist,
No, it's not that bad,
Although it is true that one day he told me:
"It is mathematically impossible
that six million people died in the Holocaust, "
"Mathematically impossible",
And it is said by a man who does not know how to add two and two
without the calculator, It sounds very convincing,
-I'll help you,,, -I can alone!
OK OK,
I became interested in time when I was very young,
Without any explanation,
My brother and I grew up in a house
with parents too busy destroying themselves
to pay attention to what we were doing,
I chose meteorology as a hobby,
My brother did not get to choose anything,
,,, the winds originate from the sea
and they reach the continents in full force,
The strong sun that warms the tropical waters
it affects weather systems around the world,
The warm waters of the oceans evaporate and rise,,,
Here, talking about the weather is a kind of code that we use
to break social inhibitions,
But for me, time is a way of feeling
that something is happening,
And if nothing happens,
there is always a promise,
GO UP
NIMBOSTRATUS WITH OCCASIONAL FRACTUS
NIMBOSTRATUS
Good morning, Mr, Leuchars, When I have a moment
Could you tell me what we do with the credit of,,,?
Then, Then Peter, I'm busy,
Okay,,,
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH THANK YOU FOR HELPING OUR CUSTOMERS!
Here you go,
HELLO! I HAVE CHANGED MY MAIL,
DELETE THE OTHER, EVERYTHING IS GOING HERE,
COME AND SEE ME WHEN YOU WANT, YOU ALREADY KNOW, A HUG, DANIEL
Thus, without warning, a letter of dismissal,,,
No, we did not fire you, It is early retirement,
"We"?
-Yes, -"We"?
We? Who is it?
That?
We, the company, want to thank
you for your loyalty and your dedication,
-This is not an award, -How can you say that?
I would love to, You have a good pension,
I can still work,
To work? Now you can do whatever you want,
-What you want? -Of course,
Enjoy life, It's what we all want,
What I want,
Yes,
-All I want is this, -Yes?
No farewell party,
A party?
We weren't planning to do it,
GOATS
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
Today someone younger will be sitting in my chair,
I'd like to whisper something in her ear,
Tell him:
"Someday you will regret having dedicated your whole life
to give money to people who don't need it
and deny it to people who really need it, "
I will not miss it,
TOGETHER WE PROSPER
Hello, At this moment I can not attend you,
leave your message after the beep,
Hello!
It seems that I will finally be able to go see you,
Yes, I'm going to take those tapes with the Spanish
courses you gave me, I'll finally get them out,
Wow, now that I think about it, I don't know where I put them,
Let's see if I can find them,
The truth is, I'm a little nervous,
I haven't traveled in a long time,
I don't even know how to
do it, prepare all the things,
suitcases and all that,
I don't think it's that difficult, right?
Now they even have them on wheels,
Very good, Listens,,,
I'll let you know about the flight
and the arrival time and all that,
I really want to see the face, little brother,
Really,
Okay, See ya,
Hello Daniel, It's me,
I am Peter again,
I've been waiting here for over an hour,
Have you not been confused with the dates?
Okay,,,
I'll stay around a little longer
and if not, I'll go to your house later,
Anyway, call me when
you hear this, bye,
Daniel, hi, brother,
Well, I don't know if you're busy or what,
Maybe you have the phone turned off or it doesn't work well,
I'm still here, I'm waiting
next to a kind of little garden,
Call me or text me when you hear this,
Let me know what you are going to do,
Goodbye, See you later brother,
Oh my!
Fuck!
Hi, I can't take your call right now,,,
Natalie is getting married!
How much is it, please?
100 euros, please,
-100 euros? -Yes,
Sir, have,
Excuse me?
The fare from the airport is fixed,
The taxi driver shouldn't have charged you so much,
Ah okay, Thank you very kind,
You are welcome, Enjoy Benidorm,
Goodbye,
Yes, Excuse me, I don't speak Spanish,
What I can help?
You see, my brother invited me,
His name is Daniel, Daniel Riordan,
Look, he knew he was coming today,
We had arranged that he would pick me
up at the airport, but he has not appeared,
Do you need any documents? I have the passport here,
Quiet,
Wait a moment,
His brother is out, but,,,
he told us that you would come,
Hasn't he told you when he would return?
No one has seen him since Saturday,
That was three days ago,
Mr, Riordan travels all the time,
I think he has some business in Africa,
Since when?
That's what Lucy told me, She cleans her apartment,
She knows him well,
But this is a,,, I don't understand,,,
This is all very weird,
He would have told me something,
-If he accompanied me,,, -He would have warned me,
-Follow me, -Yes Yes of course,
-Over here please, -Yes,
Are you going to stay long?
A couple of weeks or so,
Very good,
-Very well thank you, -Have a good time,
Do you mind if I smoke?
That?
Nerd,
Daniel didn't like it,
By the way, you drool when you sleep,
Haven't they ever told you?
Excuse me How did you get in here?
Where is Daniel?
I have no idea,
The doorman told me that he has a business in Africa,
-Africa? -Yes,
Seriously? Across the continent?
That's what he told me, I have no idea,
-Excuse me, who is,,,? -Alex,
I am Peter,
I have lost my shoe,
Daniel has one just like it,
Oh yeah,
Our father gave one to
each of us before he died,
He knew his time had come for her,
Was he a watchmaker?
No, he was not very original,
I work in his brother's club, I'm the manager,
He hasn't shown up for a few
days and people haven't got paid yet,
So I've come to see if it's okay,
Does Daniel have a club?
Where the hell do you come from?
Has he left you a phone number? One direction? Something?
No,
Any document?
Why would you leave me any documents?
If you talk to your brother, tell him
that people are starting to get angry,
Yes, I understand, Already,
Wait a moment,
-What's the name of the club? -Benidorm,
Club Benidorm,
Your brother is just as original as his father,
I see,
What kind of guy puts a neon sign at home with his name on it?
Do you want sangria?
Returns! Come here!
Have a drink!
Cocaine?
Cocaine, viagra?
No no thanks,
Hello, At this moment I can not attend you,
leave your message after the beep,
And he starts roaming the streets at night and learns to steal
and learn to fight in the ghetto,
Then a night of despair
the young man explodes,
He buys a gun, he steals a car,
He tries to escape but doesn't get very far,
And his mother cries,
The crowd gathers around the rabid young man
lying, face down, in the street
with a gun in his hand in the ghetto,
As a young man dies
On a cold gray Chicago morning
another child is born
in the ghetto,
While a young man dies
in the ghetto,
Thank you ladies and gentlemen,
And if tomorrow
i couldn't
to see you again,
Let's say
that you would have
tired of me,
That which is enough
to other people
it won't be enough for me,
Not even the shadow
of my loss,,,
happiness,
And if tomorrow
and I highlight the "Yes",
suddenly
I lost you
would have lost
the whole world,
Not only to you,
And if tomorrow
i couldn't
to see you again,
Let's say
that you would have
tired of me,
That which is enough
to other people
it won't be enough for me,
Not even the shadow
of my loss,,,
happiness,
And if tomorrow
and I highlight the "Yes",
suddenly
I lost you
would have lost
the whole world,
Not only to you,
-Excuse me, Speak English? -Yes,
Can you visit the artists?
Yes, the dressing rooms are over there,
Is allowed?
Doesn't it bother them or anything?
Wow, don't be shy,
Very good, Thank you,
Gigi, where is my handkerchief? I can not find it,
-No idea, -I put it here,
I can not find it,
Happens,
Hi Peter,
Sorry,
Do you want to get married or not?
Come on, let's go,
And you too,
Sorry, do you have to do that now?
Excuses!
Hello!
-Lucy, your name is like that, right? -Yes,
You don't need to vacuum,
-Speak English? -"No English",
No, I just have,,, a headache,
-Hangover, -No,
No, not hangover, Headache,
If you have to clean,
-Can you do it without,,,? -Tea?
-Tea,
A cup of tea, yes, great,
Thanks a lot, Voucher,
Is that,,,
-Tea, -A tea, yes, thank you,
Thank you,
Is,,,
interesting,
Fuck!
-Is this the police station? -Yes it's here,
-I can pass? -Yes, come in, come in,
Thank you,
Nothing, she was speaking in English, Have you seen what English I have?
My brother's phone,,,
IF YOU NEED A BRITISH EMERGENCY PASSPORT
REQUEST ONLINE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
-Are you! Hello, -Hello,
-Sit down please, -Thanks, I didn't know what it was,,,
What I can help?
Who told you that his brother was abroad?
It was the doorman,
the building concierge,
But this is all very rare,
He didn't say anything to me or leave me a message,
And we were supposed to see each other,
we haven't seen each other for a long time,
The last time was years ago, you know,
It was a special moment,
It is not very normal for him to
disappear without saying anything,
I understand that you are worried, but
finding his phone is not enough to think
that it is a disappearance,
We should wait a few days
before setting off the alarms,
Yes, but,,,
They say that hundreds of people
disappear in Benidorm every year,
Okay,
I have seen it in a documentary on Channel 4, in my country,
And do you believe everything you see on television?
I dont know,,,
I heard,
He says you and your brother haven't seen each other for a long time,
It seems they don't have much of a deal,
Couldn't your brother have changed his mind?
No,
I do not see why, Look, we are very close,
Just because we don't see each other doesn't mean
that we have discussed or anything like that,
No, it's just,,,
Life things,
"Many people live locked up inside themselves, like in boxes,
but if they were opened we could see all their
beauty, just by showing interest in them, "
It's nice,
-Can we continue with my brother? -Yes,
Let's talk about his brother,
When was the last time he saw you?
About 10 years ago
-12 years, maybe, -People change,
-I do not, -Maybe your brother does,
Agent, my brother would never stand me up,
"If you don't expect anything from anyone,
-You will never be disappointed, "-That's what you say,
I don't say it, Sylvia Plath says it,
You see, we don't have a relationship
-in the conventional sense, -Yeah, yeah,
-Sir,,, -Riordan,
- "Rirden"? -Riordan,
- "Riordan", -Riordan, yes,
-Riordan, -Yes,
-Well, Mr, Riordan, -Yes Yes,
I just want you to think
that before it gets worse,
you should discard what seems impossible,
Who the hell said that? Sherlock Holmes?
I said it, right now,
I would like to report my brother missing,
Very good,
Name and surname of his brother?
This will help you,
Thank you,
Yes, fruit salt, We also have it in England,
No, this is Spanish,
Three times a day
-and he will feel better, -Very good,
I told you not to call again,
Go fuck yourself, you bastard,
-Hi, I'm Daniel Riordan's brother, -Daniel?
No, no, I'm his brother Peter,
Daniel has disappeared,
Won't you hear about him by chance?
Sorry, but I haven't seen him in months,
I was not planning to see him "never",
Listen?
-How did he say? -Never,
Hello?
-Who is it? -Hi, hi,
I'm,,, I'm Daniel Riordan's brother,
I am looking for you,
Listen? Can you hear me?
-I'm Daniel Riordan's brother, -Daniel?
Alex? No, no, no, I'm Peter,
Sorry,,, sorry for the scare, I found Daniel's cell phone,
He was under the bed, on vibrate mode,
He was just testing a few numbers,
-Sorry that he made you wait, -No problem,
-It's been a long day, -I see,
Are you hungry?
Yes,
but my stomach is a little queasy,
That's because you don't know where to eat,
-Can you let me smoke a cigarette first? -Of course,
Sorry, you dropped,,,
Anyway,,,
No no thanks,
Thank you,
What is this?
Black rice
It is made with squid ink,
Wow!
This is not the first time that Daniel has disappeared,
but never for that long,
Do you know if he had a problem with the law?
He has never had a problem with the club's debts,
I do not know with the rest of the companies,
That? What other companies?
Daniel and I never spoke much,
although I was his partner in the club,
Ya, I understand, already,
No,
I think you don't understand,
It seems to me
that you worry too much,
When you least expect it, Daniel will appear
at the door with a suitcase full of gifts
and a bottle of tequila under his arm,
If it can be,
Maybe you are right,
I do not,,,
I don't think I told you, did I?
I liked,,,
I really liked your number,
No, you didn't tell me,
Really?
Yes,
is very,,,
Very poetic,
-Yes, -Thanks,
I do it for fun from time to time,
when one of the girls is missing,
so as not to lose practice,
Already,
And why Pearl?
-Ah, I see, -But?
Sorry,
But it is not only because of that,
I like white things,
Then you are in the ideal place,
The only thing that is white about the Costa Blanca is its name,
The rest of the things look white, but they are not,
No matter how pure they seem,
they always hide something dirty inside,
Not that,,,
That is not the case with pearls,
Pearls the whitest and most beautiful thing in this world,
Snow,
Exactly,
But unfortunately it never snows in Benidorm,
But it's not impossible,
If the right conditions exist,
a storm from the east
and a cold air mass of polar origin, for example,
a solid precipitation
it could occur in the southernmost latitudes,
Are you a scientist?
Yes,
Nerd,
Meteorology is like a hobby,
Well, you urgently need another hobby,
Yes,
Daniel and I were very close when we were kids,
Our parents
they drank a lot, Both, in fact,
We protected each other,
We are only a year apart,
We did everything together,
People asked us if we were twins,
-Daniel and you were,,,? -I don't want to talk about Daniel anymore,
Voucher,
Tell me about you, Where are you from?
I can't make out your accent, How did you end up here?
I don't want to talk about my life, I had enough with living it,
People end up here for many reasons,
They are almost always quite predictable,
It sure is fascinating,
Have you thought about me these days?
-Yes, -And you thought?
That I should have left Manchester
-a long time ago, -Yes, a long time ago,
-You are something that Daniel was not, -The fact that?
Innocent,
Thank you,
-Thanks for bringing me, -You are welcome,
Good night,
Yes,
-Do you want to go up? -No,
-No problem, -Another day,
Sometimes at night I feel
like the world is going to end
and I need to know that I am not the only survivor, that if I die,
someone will be there to close my eyes,
Maybe on one of those nights,
Yes,
one of those nights,
Thank you,
Good night,
BUILDING CONTRACT
Alex?
Are those boots comfortable to ride?
-Of course not, -I thought so,
What are we doing here?
-This house belongs to Daniel, -This is dead,
I didn't think he would be in this state,
There are many abandoned buildings around here,
You know, the crisis, the Brexit,
drought, money laundering,
World's End,
And did he buy this?
He built it,
Well not him
the promoter of which he was a partner or representative or whatever,,,
they did it,
They invested a lot of
money in this promotion,
Well, they have lost it,
Yes,
The company went bankrupt and could not repay the loans,
The bank did not want to keep the property,
It no longer had value,
They didn't want those assets to show up as "losses" on the annual balance sheet,
-You speak like a banker, -Oh yeah?
The bank decided to solve it by selling
the houses with its own real estate agency,
Who is going to buy this?
Someone did,
A few Russians, it seems,
There was a purchase contract
in the safe for a million euros,
-One million euros? -Yes,
I don't think it's enough to cover the debts but,,,
something helps,
In one of the clauses,
Daniel had marked this house for him,
If you like abandoned places, I'll show you a much more fun one,
How about?
I do not have anything better to do,
It's curious,
As a child I never liked amusement parks,
Why? Too many emotions?
Can be,
You'll,,,? Are you going to go in there?
-Why? -Have you never done something just because?
Never,
Some things are more beautiful when they are rusty,
Don't you think
Why did you bring me here?
I wanted to be with you alone in a dark place,
Sometimes there is so much light in Benidorm
that does not let you see,
I do see you,
Oh yeah? And what do you see?
One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen,
Gee, Peter Riordan,
you have hidden talents,
And one of the loneliest,
At least you've stopped to think about that,
It is my hidden talent,
We are all alone,
But some hide it better than others,
Oh my God!
I'm not going down 42 fucking stairs,
See you later,
Speak English?
Yes a little,
All right, Am I at this address?
Voucher,
Are you the owner of the butcher shop?
No,
Could I get in touch with him?
With Mr,,,, Sorry,,,
No,
And with Mr, Daniel Riordan?
-No? -No, I have no idea,
-Sorry, -Okay,
Are you going to take something?
We have lamb chops,
No, it's okay, thank you,
Agent!
-I was told you were here, -Are you!
-I bring you this, -Very good,
Daniel's papers,
It seems that Daniel had a real estate developer,
I could not find the rest of the partners, only a butcher,
It is sure to be easier for you,
Maybe one of them knows where we can find you,
Anyway, Here is everything,
Names, addresses, photos, everything,
Very good, Thank you,
We'll see where this takes us,
Wouldn't you mind giving me his brother's phone number?
-Yes Yes of course, -Thanks,
Of course,
-Here he is, -Very good,
Okay,
Can I start thinking about the worst now?
Well, look at it on the bright side,
Maybe his brother didn't stand him up after all,
You have a very particular humor, Agent,
Yes, that's what my husband tells me,
According to him, reading poetry can't bring me anything good,
Sylvia Plath, she was the one,,,
she committed suicide by sticking her head in the oven, didn't she?
-Yes, -Her husband is right about hers,
You cannot judge an artist by how he died,
In fact, when he was here in
Benidorm, it was his happiest time,
Sylvia Plath was here?
Yes, in 1956,
She rented a fisherman's house by the sea,
before there was a single skyscraper in the city,
These are the views she had every morning,
Her house was here,
And guess where I live now,
Every day I have the same views as her,
The truth is that she caused quite a
stir in the city because she wore a bikini,
Something never seen here before,
My father was playing ball on the beach,
He kicked
and the ball fell right next to her,
My father went to pick her up,
Sylvia got up, picked up the
ball, and handed it back to him,
He stared at her, mesmerized,
She smiled at him and said,,,
She told me that she had never seen anything like it,
-Hello, -Hello!
Doesn't it have The Bell Jar of Sylvia Plath?
I think we have Ariel, but let me look,
Thank you,
-Here she is, -Thanks a lot,
-Thanks, -You are welcome,
She knows that she lived here, right?
-That's what they told me, yes, -Brilliant,
Thank you,
Hello!
All the sangria you want for 15 euros,
Hey, do you want to watch the game? One free pint for every goal,
Come on!
Strippers and live sex at Club Africa!
He wants to try? Come with me,
Excuse me, how did you say?
-The Africa Club? -The Africa Club, yes!
Between! Come in and have fun!
Excuse me,
I don't know if you can help me,
I am looking for my brother,
I think he used to come here a lot,
I can't help you, He wants to drink something?
Well, I didn't tell you what he looked like,
-Here they all seem the same, -Let's see, maybe if he looks,,,
Check it out, It doesn't matter if he doesn't ring a bell,
He forgot,,, to see if I can find her,
Look, this is him,
His name is Daniel, Daniel Riordan,
Sorry,
Well, maybe you could,,,
show someone the photo, a colleague,,,
Is he going to have something or not?
Yeah sure, Yes,
Thank you,
What's that?
Anchovies?
And the other thing is,,,
-Octopus, -Octopus,
Oh yeah,
Let's see,
I know this Esteban Campos,
But he didn't know that he and Daniel were partners,
Well, it seems that no one knew him at the Africa Club,
-Or at the butcher shop, -How much did you offer them?
How? What are you talking about?
Wow!
Doesn't a banker know that everything has a price?
You are a weird guy,
It's true,
It's fine,
This,,,
very good,
He is alive, he is very hot,
-Its alive? -No, I hope not,
Thank you,
Prawns
The head is the best,
Give it a try,
Voucher, I do not know how,,,
I'm going to test the head,
A few years ago,
banks granted credits like
candy to buy land, houses,,,
People had no idea how to invest,
All they knew was that if
you didn't you were stupid,
But you didn't,
Too much money means too much trouble,
That doesn't sound stupid to me at all,
-Is that a compliment? -Well, I don't know, yeah,
Can be,
He's fine, he's fine, Here you have, Take, take,
But don't hurt us, Go away,
No, you don't need it,
If you want money,,,
Take it and go, please,
No, you don't have to do this,
Shit! You are well?
Fuck,,,
-It hurts, but it's nothing, -Yes, it's not serious,
But it feels good,
Yes ma'am,
What is this place?
Happens,
-Is anyone else here? -Lucy,
Lucy?
Sit down,
-Very good, -I'm going for ice,
Voucher,
Okay thanks, Then,,,
- Does Lucy clean in several places? -Yes,
Lucy has been working for me for a long time,
I recommended it for your building,
He makes me a little nervous,
She,,,
She does those,,,
figurines with the towels and leaves them on my bed,
Lucy is a sweetheart,
And she has had a very hard life, Very hard,
Already,
She learned in jail,
To make the figurines,
You British don't trust anyone who doesn't speak English,
That is not true, Is not true,
Do you want to stay to sleep?
-Yes, -I mean,,,
just to sleep,
Yes,
You can stay until she puts me to sleep,
Voucher,
Thank you, This night is,,,
Is,,,
one of those nights you need to know
that if there is a nuclear catastrophe there is someone with you
to close your eyes?
Yes,
It's fine,
-Hey, my friend, -That? That?
-Come with us, -That? What happens?
Wait to? That?
-Help! -Voucher?
Help! Help!
You! Come on out!
Yes one moment,
Sit down,
-Sit down, -Okay, okay, okay!
Sit down,
What are you going to me,,,?
Nice to meet you, "Mister Riordan",
How is he?
My name is Esteban Campos,
My grandfather opened this butcher shop,
He was from Almería,
In the early years of tourism
he left his people, his family and the
sheep he had raised for generations
and he came to Benidorm,
It's a modest business, but I was very proud of it,
And my father after him,
I was only eight when I
woke up my first lamb,
My father congratulated me and bought me an ice cream,
I remember eating it, his
hands still smelled of blood,
Excuse me
Why is he telling me this?
The day I met his brother I told him the same story,
I wanted him to know that I am not a businessman,
I'm just a village butcher,
Everything I have, I have built with my effort,
Nobody gifted me anything,
And that's why I will never allow anyone to take it away from me,
-I don't understand what,,, -What do you know about Daniel?
That? Nothing,
She has been asking about him here and there for several days,
He appeared around here, also for my club,
Yes, but only because I'm looking for it,
He has disappeared without a trace,
Do you know what could have happened to him?
-His brother and I are partners, -Yes,
We invested in a real estate developer together with my brother-in-law,
In Los Lirios, yes,
The business did not prosper,
but we were lucky to find a buyer,
Daniel was not willing to sell,
He said the price was very low, but,,,
it was the only way to pay off all debts,
In the end,
some guys from Moscow were willing to buy,
Yes, I have seen the contracts,
What contracts?
They were in a safe on his floor,
-Do you still have them? -I gave them to the police,
What you don't know is that once the sale is finalized,
his brother Daniel transferred all the
money to a foreign account and disappeared,
No, it can not be,,,
that's impossible,
Daniel would never do something like that,
Well, he did,
I have tried to find him in a thousand ways,
And when I found out that you were asking about him,,,
Excuse me if my manner is a little rough but,,,
we are very pissed off,
Have you reported it?
The police are not going to do anything,
Daniel is another tax evader,
One of many in this country,
But who knows?
Nothing is impossible in Benidorm,
My father saw Sylvia Plath in a bikini,
Has everyone here seen Sylvia Plath in a bikini?
No, not everyone,
Only the father of the police officer he spoke to,
He was also my father,
We are brothers,
I guess we look as alike as you do,
But,,,
I imagine his brother will
contact you at some point,
What if he doesn't?
It may not be today or tomorrow, but
one day he will get a message to you,
At Christmas or his birthday,,,
I am convinced that you will do the right thing,
I have a lot of patience, it is one of my virtues,
Sure, of course,
Great,
Sorry about the kidnapping, it's not my style,
You don't have to tell my sister,
-Sure she already knows, -Nerd,
Do you like lamb, suckling lamb chops?
-Yes, -They are delicious, fried,,,
Walder will give you a few, He invites the house, of course,
Voucher, Excuse me
May I go now?
Yes, of course, Goodbye,
Don't forget the chops,
Already,
Alex, hello, hello, I'm peter
Can you call me as soon as you hear this message?
It is urgent, very urgent,
They voted for Brexit,
I did not understand why they wanted to expel the Muslims, they
did not find out that the Muslims did not come from Luxembourg,
In my opinion, they would have done better if
they had asked a question about belly buttons,
Yes I know,
After so much "I stay, I go away", we are a nation of crazy people,
So me too, I get off!
When everything is said, what difference does it
make what happens, as long as we have a good time,
Ok, here I am again,
I have been kidnapped!
She put me in a camera and her
sister is the police who reads poetry,
For Benidorm, that's pretty cool, right?
-You don't seem very worried, -They have returned you in one piece,
I have been kidnapped!
In your life you imagined that you would say something like that, right?
No,
Who will it be now?
Wait, it's the police,
Forgive me,
Say?
Yes, I am Peter, Daniel's brother,
Yes,
It was Marta, the police from Sylvia Plath,
AND,,,?
Okay,
it seems that the police have
located Daniel on the passenger list
of a flight to Banjul, in the Gambia,
Banjul?
Banjul is even hotter than Benidorm,
Yes, but,,,
I did not imagine that I was going to run away,,,
Peter, honey,
He doesn't deserve that you worry so much about him,
Yes, but he is my brother,
Daniel and you share the last name,,,
and a couple of watches,
You didn't like him at all, did you?
Well,,,
Nerd, We worked together and we had a good time
at times, but Daniel did not respect his employees,
He treated the girls at the club, the waitresses, Lucy like his ass,,,
If you don't respect those who clean the bathroom
or make your bed, for me you are the worst,
I'm very disappointed,
Do you want a tequila?
Yeah, whatever, Yes,
I feel like I don't know him,
-Why Banjul? -Banjul,,,
When I first came here, I thought it wouldn't last a week,
I spent most of my time trying to figure out how to get out of here,
And then one morning, I listened to them and,,,
I understood something,
I understood that as long as you feel like singing
or doing stupid things or getting lost or,,,
make mistakes, fall in love,,,
make mistakes and fall in
love, you are not finished,
Do you think it will be too late to take singing lessons?
"You are always there,
tremulous breath at the end of my line,
Rising water curve
in the direction of my dowsing rod,
-dazzling,,, "-" Dazzling ",
",,, and grateful,"
- "Heartwarming,,," - "Heartwarming,,,"
- ",,, and absorbent," - "And absorbent",
SATURDAY MARCH 7
DEPARTURE: ALICANTE ARRIVAL: MANCHESTER
After electroshock therapy,
it felt like she was dumped
outside the bell jar of it,
I look like a lecturer,
It's funny to see you talk about Sylvia Plath with chocolate on her face,
-I'm leaving tomorrow, -I know,
I have a gift for you,
Thank you,
Is very pretty,
Come with me,
Where to? To Manchester?
Yes,
Yes, nothing is heard from Daniel yet, right?
Who knows when he will call and,,,
if you can't find another partner,,,
-I'll manage, I always do, -I can take care of you,
The last thing I want is someone to take care of me,
Do you plan to spend the rest of your life in nightclubs,,,?
Pulling pearls out of my cunt? Say it,
He starts to do well for me, I'm a good boss,
-I am good at people, -But,,,
I'm going to tell you the same as everyone who asks me,
-including your brother, -I don't want to hear it,
He could have led another life,
I had it and I didn't like it,
I may one day go away,
I'll cook
I will read, I will take walks
on the beach, I will get fat,,,
And will that be enough for you?
Yes,
I pick you up at 9:00,
Voucher, Good night,
Thank you,
And if tomorrow
i couldn't
to see you again,
Let's say
that you would have
tired of me,
That which is enough
to other people
it won't be enough for me,
He is okay?
,,, not even the shadow
of my loss,,,
happiness,
Looks like I'm not going to get rid of you,
No,
I'm cold,
Do not speak,
-Where I am? -You fainted,
They brought you to the hospital and told me,
Did they warn you?
-I do not want to be here, -Still,
I do not want to go to the beach,
You do not know what you say, Lie down, please,
-No, it's just a stomach ache, -Nobody falls out of consciousness because of that,
I am frozen, Give me that,
I want to feel the sun on my skin,
Someday,
Will you let me walk with you?
If you don't mind being seen with a chubby gray-haired woman,
I do not care,
Time
it is a way of feeling that something is happening,
And if nothing happens,
there is always a promise,
Translation: Milagros Juan
Subtitles: LASERFILM