Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
Once upon a time, Snow White lived with dwarfs,
And this other time, to spice things up, she thought, "Why not bears?"
Rise and shine, bro--
Huh?
Rise and shine, brothers!
-Ah, what a night! -How'd you sleep?
I dreamt I was a potato,
Potatoes,
Everybody up!
Time to get going!
Woo--
Ooh, I'm hungry,
-What's for breakfast? -Breakfast potatoes!
-Wow! -The perfect food,
Oh,
-Tiny, -Pungent,
-And covered in dirt, -Just like us!
Grab your axes, brothers! We've got a Crystal Potato to find,
Yahoo!
Time to do what we do best,
Dig!
Now we're ready, and absolutely nothing can stop us,
Hello, bears!
Look out!
'Cause I'm moving in!
-Ah! -Uh, Snow White, what are you doing?
Silly bears, aren't you even listening?
I'm your new roommate!
"Room" what?
Are you running away from your wicked stepmother again?
Yeah, but this time I had a plan,
Magic boots, fastest in the kingdom,
Boot pics?
-Kids these days… -Mm-mm,
But someone stole them!
So now I'll have to live here with you,
Oopsie! Silly chair,
-Oh, but you can't live here! -Of course I can!
Without my speedy boots, I'm never ever, ever leaving!
Nap time for Princess, Run along now,
You too, sweetie,
She's gotta go,
Which means…
…we've gotta think,
Now, let's see,
Snow White won't leave unless she gets her shoes,
so we need to find…
Nope, I'm coming up blank,
Oh,
You know what helps me think?
-Scratching your butt? -No! Oh, I mean, yeah!
-Come on, brothers! Butt scratch circle! -Huh?
Oh yeah,
Oh,
Oh, that's a lot,
Yeah, got it! There's only one thing to do,
Move to a tropical island made of potatoes and then eat the island?
-No, Find Snow White's shoes, -Huh?
Not as delicious, but I'm in!
All right!
-All right, -Come on, let's go,
-Wait for me, guys! -Okay,
Nothing like a nice nap to make you feel rested, refreshed, and--
What the hexed apple is that?
Snow White! We found them!
Hyah!
We found your…
Shoes?
Yes, they did,
Oh, Princess, dancing with you at the ball was divine,
but you left this behind,
Your seven fuzzy dwarfs, and I'm assuming that's what they are,
told me that you were in search of a lost shoe,
Yeah, pretty sure you're looking for Cinderella,
I'm Snow White,
Wrong story, wrong princess, wrong shoes,
Wait! This must be your magic speedy boots,
You think that looks like these?
Now she's picky,
Won't you at least try the glass slipper? Please?
Please?
Ugh! Okay, fine, but only so you can see it doesn't fit,
-Here we go, -Come on,
-Look, -Almost there,
-That's it, -Ow!
Now what was all the fuss about, Princess? It fits like a glove,
-Huh? -Ooh!
My, what a dainty kicker,
Uh, I mean, canoe, I mean, flipper, uh, foot you have,
Yes, yes, yes, I have big feet, and I'm tired of hiding them,
These are my feet, and this is who I am!
-Look at the time, -Huh?
I have a very important thing that was already scheduled,
Nice to meet you, but I'm afraid I'm really shallow,
Princess Bigfoot, or whatever your name is, Bye, see you,
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
How's that for a dainty kicker?
So, roomies, what's up for tonight?
A little jazz karaoke, maybe?
Oh, fun,
Spread out!
If we don't find these magic boots, we're going to be stuck with her forever!
Now hurry!
-Nothing here, -Nope,
Here neither,
What was that?
I think it was the boots!
Prince…
Charmless!
Uh-huh,
We should have known you were behind these stolen boots,
These boots aren't stolen, I found them,
Oh yeah? Where?
In Snow White's house,
So you did steal them!
Look, these boots are huge,
They couldn't possibly fit a dainty princess,
Snow White would have to have feet the size of…
Canoes? Well, for your information, she does,
The point is, give them back,
Hmm, I can't, 'cause they do this,
Wow,
See ya!
Don't just stand there, brothers! After him!
We've lost him,
Face it, brothers, we're never gonna find those boots,
Huh?
There's only one thing to do now,
Move to that tropical island made out of potatoes?
No, get sneaky,
Hmm-hmm, Mmm,
Uh, whoa!
-Whoa! -Woo!
Huh?
Oh, pancakes,
Hey!
Uh, what are you bears doing?
Huh?
Oh, uh, good morning,
I mean, uh, goodbye!
Ouch!
Ah, quick! Now let's bring this boot back to--
Pee-ew!
Hey, look at me!
I'm a bear in a boot!
I wanna try!
-Uh… -Mmm?
Why are you looking at me?
It's not that joke where he's behind me and I don't see him, is it?
Yep, it is,
I hate that joke!
Come back!
Whoa!
Hey, is this thing fast enough to catch some magic boots?
You know, I never tried,
My bricks!
Huh?
A tree!
Brothers, catch!
Yah!
Ah, look out!
Give me back my boots!
Hey, we did it! We did it!
Snow White! Snow White! We got your boots!
Snow White!
Huh?
Uh-oh,
Miss White! Miss White! Help!
Okay, okay, enough funny business, bears,
Now give me back those boots!
They're too big for you anyway,
You can't take them! These big boots belong to--
-Me! And so do these big feet! -Huh?
Uh-oh!
Looks like having big kickers ain't so bad, after all,
Ooh, now that's my jam! Thank you, bears,
I hope you won't be sad,
but now that you've found my boots, I have to leave you,
Aw,
We're gonna miss you,
Now, the world beyond Fairytale Forest awaits!
Woo-hoo!
Thank you, bears!
Well, time to do what we do best,
Move to a tropical island made out of potatoes?
No,
Dig!
Come on, brothers! That Crystal Potato isn't gonna find itself!
To the mine!
Once upon a time, fairy tales were all about dwarfs,
Now it's bears,
Cute ones,
But by cute, I really mean weird, so weird,
Nothing like starting your day with a nice butt scratch,
Ooh! Oh yeah,
That and some water,
Huh?
Hmm,
Now where is that well I always get lost trying to find?
Mmm!
Rise and shine, bro--
Mm-mm! Hmm!
Rise and shine, brothers!
It's time to go…
To the mine!
Wahoo!
Get 'em while they're raw, brothers!
-Hmm? -Huh?
-Hey, where'd he go? -Where'd who go?
-Him, the bear who's not there! -One of us isn't here?
Wait, is it me? Am I not here, huh?
-No, you're definitely here, -I know how to figure this out,
We're the Seven Bears, It's right there in our name,
So, let's just count, One,
-Two, -Three,
-Four, -Five,
Six,
We're missing our seventh brother, the one who sits there!
Wait, you don't think…?
Could that be… him?
Well, he's got short, furry legs like Brother and weird beady eyes,
but this is definitely a fly, not a bear,
Or is it a bear that got turned into a fly?
Huh?
Wait, who'd turn him into a fly?
-I don't know, Cranky wizard? -Elf with a beef?
Look, he loves honey, just like Brother,
So it's true, Our brother is…
A fly!
Oh, this is a disaster!
How are we supposed to be seven fairy tale bears
when there's only six of us? Ahh!
There's only one thing to do,
Change our name to the Six Bears and their one really weird brother?
No, Turn him back into a bear,
Eh, not as quirky, but I'm in,
Come on, Brother,
We'll figure this out in the forest, That place is full of magic,
Yay!
Don't worry, Brother, As long as we seven…
Oh,
…six bears are on the job, nothing is gonna happen to you,
Ooh,
Uh, no one worry, I'm not hurt… much,
But it was worth it,
You lovely six-legged creature, Allow me to introduce myself,
-I am… -A thief!
Give us back our brother!
You mean my true love,
Isn't that right, mon chéri?
I knew from the moment I laid eyes on you, five seconds ago,
that we were destined to live happily ever after,
Nah-ah, That's our brother…
…who got turned into a fly,
This happens in fairy tales all the time,
Once, I got changed from a toad into a prince,
Boy, was I happy to get these gorgeous green looks back,
How'd you do it?
I'll tell you if you do one thing for me,
What?
Give me your fly,
Hold on, We need to go into our decision-making process,
Mmm,
Butt scratch circle!
-Hey, -Ooh, that's the spot,
Oh yeah,
Uh--
It's a deal, Now tell us how to fix him,
Ah, you fix him the way we fix most problems
in Fairytale Forest, with a witch,
Yes!
Like the Witch who lives next door, She can untransform him,
-Let's go! -Yeah!
Wait! You owe me a fly!
We told you,
We don't have a fly, We have a bear,
Love, what a cruel mistress you are,
Don't worry, Brother, Soon you'll be a bear again,
Oh,
It's open!
Just leave the package on the table, Jeremy,
A drop of newt, a pair of toes, a little sprinkle of--
Hello? Madam Witch?
Hey, you're not my regular delivery guy, Where's Jeremy?
Oh, it's you,
Go home, bears, I'm busy,
But we need your help, Our brother has transitioned into a fly,
Living his truth, Good for them,
No, he doesn't want to be a fly, That's why you've got to help us,
Ooh,
Ouch!
No way,
That's what I need, a concentrated dragon fart,
Please, Miss Witch,
Look out! I'm cooking here!
Now, just one tiny drop,
Now, that's some powerful stuff,
Huh? Where'd my jar of concentrated dragon fart go?
Give that back to me,
We will if you help us!
Brother, don't!
Ugh! Okay, fine,
He was just joking,
Do you think I'd really drink an entire jug of concentrated dragon fart?
This is going to be bad,
Relax, I have a very strong stomach,
Whoa!
Huh, Well, that wasn't as bad as I thought,
We can clean this up, We promise,
Just please turn our brother back into a bear,
Ooh!
Woo-hoo!
Whoa!
Fine, If that's what it takes to get you to leave,
Abraca-fake magic, boom, spell, leave!
Bears!
Darn fly,
Huh?
-Huh? -Brother!
"Brother"? What?
Uh, I'm not sure the Witch's magic worked on him,
Yeah, he sounds weird, and his snout is all squishy,
Ow!
-Who are you bears? -Don't you remember us, Brother?
I remember that I was on my way to meet my six brothers,
Ever heard of us? The 7 Dwarfs,
But then some reckless broom driver knocked me on my tail,
Poor bear, He's confused,
Bears don't have tails,
Wait, do we?
Let's get you back to the Witch so she can finish turning you into a bear,
Do what? Oh no, I've got to get back to my brothers,
I told you! I'm one of the 7 Dwarfs, I'm not a bear!
Not yet, you're not!
Let me go! I don't want to see a witch!
Whoa, what's with all the noise?
It's only noon,
Huh?
It's those adorable bears from next door with, uh, some kind of little man,
Help me!
Yes, he needs help,
Your mother, the Witch, was supposed to change him back from a fly,
Sounds like my mom, She means well,
Her magic's just a little "old school," Here, this might be able to help,
Huh?
What the…?
Oops, This thing is kind of buggy sometimes,
Hold on,
Huh?
Ugh, One more time,
What? I'm a fly?
No, wait!
Where are you going?
Come back, Brother!
I really need to update the OS on this thing,
Brother!
Huh?
It's no use, He's gone,
We've lost our brother,
For good,
From now on, there's only going to be six of us,
This is the worst day of our lives,
Huh?
Look, here's the well he always got lost trying to find,
Brother?
Look, everyone, it's Brother!
He's in the well!
That's not our brother, you bear,
-That's your reflection, -My wahoosha?
There are still only six of us, see? One,
-Two, -Three,
-Four, -Five,
-Six, -Seven!
Hey, you found it!
Ooh,
It? We found you!
Oh, Brother!
Ow,
But how did you get changed back into yourself?
"Changed"? What are you talking about?
You know what this means? Now we, Seven Bears, can go…
To the mine!
Seven Bears together again!
Now and forever!
No, wait! I didn't get a drink of water!
I'm… I'm thirsty!
Help me! Help me!
Come back, my darling, You'll see,
We can live happily ever after,