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When we reach the tree position,
we accept the energy of the Earth,
Let it flow through you,
to the tips of the fingers,
Out,
And let's download it
until ending up in the fetal position,
Let's get off,
Very good,
Bring your hands back and grab the heels of your feet,
Find your breath,
Let go of stress and tension,
Leave your worries and fears
runs from your shoulders like rain,
Let your ego fall,
like stones in a flowing river,
THE BEST OF ALL TIME
- Namaste, - You too,
Tina, thank you for coming to my class,
- What did you think? - They pooped on me,
- You are very lucky! - Oh really?
Yes, it is a great honor to have such a comfortable goat with you,
- Namaste, - Likewise,
That's what my boss ordered me to say,
Anyway, Thanks for wearing the pants,
I really appreciate it,
No thanks, they are super cute,
Namaste,
Do you think they would sell them in the studio store?
- You already know,,, - Namaste,
I don't see why not, I'll talk to Barb about it,
Oh my god, you are the best!
- I love you, I appreciate it very much, - I love you too,
- You are the best! - Alright,
EVICTION NOTICE
And that's the beauty of the Slender Slim System!
No work is done, but you
lose a lot of weight,
No, Diana,
I really don't think you understand this, Diana,
By the way, it's a beautiful name,
Where is Sasha?
I'm sorry about that, Diana,
Diana?
Hello?
What the devil!
What are you doing here?
Yuck, come on!
I was so close to making that sale,
So close,
You know I hate it when you do that,
You can't leave babies alone in the bathtub,
- What if he had drowned? -Did he drown?
Did he drown? There is no water in the bathtub,
But I didn't make my sale, right?
She was sitting in her own poop, Lloyd,
You promised me you would do better,
This is really disappointing,
Here we go again,
Another fight where you get angry about
something that could have happened, but didn't!
Instead of being satisfied with the reality of the situation,
Your daughter was sitting in her own poop, Lloyd,
Isn't that reality enough for you?
Whatever, I'm sorry,
I want you to speak honestly and not just shut me up,
Are you going to have a carrot?
I am truly sorry, with all my heart,
We need more beer,
I don't know if we can pay, Things are very difficult this month,
Money,,,
You know, we would have more money if you let me make my sale,
Did you sell any fuzzy pants today?
I have to go to the bathroom, Can you feed her?
HELLO, TINA WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE WILL
NOT BE ABLE TO SELL YOUR PANTS IN OUR STORE RIGHT NOW,
AVAILABLE BALANCE 47,14 DOLLARS,
Mother?
Hi Tina, your mom can't answer the phone right now,
Your hands are all dirty, covered with salmon,
Hello darling! I want one of those furry pants,
And one for Jocelyn too,
- Alright, - Mother!
I'm sorry to involve you in this, but the rent
is late and I don't have the money to pay it,
Sure,
We've been through this situation before, right, Tina?
I get it, Gary,
Yes, but if I can't get
the rent money, so,,,
- All good? - Yes, dear,
I was just calling to say hello,
That's not true, I need money!
You too, Tina!
- Have a good night, - I love you!
If we leave the electric and gas for next month
again, and maybe we can cancel the cell phone
plan, ask for a refund, and just restart it
after paying the rent, then we can stay another month,
Unless insurance must also be paid,
Is this a new phone?
- Yeah, -Lloyd!
I'm a salesman, okay? So,,,
Image,
- It's an investment, - Do you think going from an 11 to a 12 - is a good investment?
- Everything will be fine,
You know, it's not going to be good,
We received an eviction notice,
Can we come in and try
to have some fun please?
It's okay, but,,,
I don't think this conversation is over yet,
We need to get serious about our finances,
I miss when,,,
We weren't just talking about money and babies,
-Lyla! - Hello!
You don't know how much I needed this, Thanks, guys,
You did it, brother,
Are you sure you don't want to go in?
- The water is hot! - Yeah,
I'm fine, have fun,
As I said, demand has skyrocketed,
They are expanding my hours and I get a good,,,
salary increase along with that,
I'm so proud of you, darling,
So it's yoga for goats?
Like live goats, right?
I mean, how does that work?
Well, they are super cute,
They intervene and help you connect,
and, you know, connect with your inner self,
Tina came,
And a goat pooped on it,
- Are you serious? - It was so disgusting,
Man, I wish I had seen that,
Were you going to talk to Barb about the pants?
Yes, and that's fine,
Oh my god, did you hear that?
I will be a one-man factory and make a lot of money,
Yes, they are so cute that they will surely sell,
Not like those ugly, hairy ones, right?
You should have seen this,
Dear?
Please,
Are you okay, honey? Your energy seems,,,
Have you ever felt in a bubble?
Like you're at the bottom of the ocean
and the weight of all the water fell on you,
The problem is that it is not water,
and yes responsibility, doubt,
anger, resentment, fear,
Not really, but things will work out, you'll see,
If we don't pay the rent tomorrow they will evict us,
Beautiful death,
And he doesn't,,,
Sorry, this is rude of me, but do you think,,,?
Tina, you are very worried about the future,
You need to focus more on the present,
Like goats,
The goats?
Goats do not worry about the future nor do they live in the past,
They are relaxed and present in the moment,
They simply are,
But I'm not a goat, I'm human,
- I'm just saying, - Oh,
Can you go get her?
Lloyd, can you bring her please?
Lloyd?
All right, come here,
Come here,
I CAN'T CONTINUE THIS WITH YOU,
You have to pay or leave, Tina,
I just received a large order for new pants, as soon
as the supplier pays, I will receive your money,
So you don't have the rent money?
Looks like it'll be just you and me for a while, girl,
I'm sure things will change,
I said: I'm sure things will change,
I said things would change, I know!
They evicted me! So I came to visit you,
You know she can't stay here, right?
I don't see why not,
Because if we let her stay now, she will never leave,
Honey, you're being very dramatic,
She is suffering,
If we spoil her now we will only hurt her more,
She needs to learn to face the world
as an adult, she is no longer a child,
What she needs is the love and
compassion of her mother and stepfather,
Dear,
- Dear, - Dear,
I've seen what her vibration does to
you, I only want the best for you - and her,
- You are very thoughtful,
My polar bear,
You're sitting like a big girl!
You're sitting like a big girl, look at you,
Where is your little cheek? Do you know where your cheek is?
There's your cheek, right here,
Where is your nose? Show me your nose again,
That's your mouth! Where is your nose?
- Nose, - Very good, nose!
You're so good to her,
She is my little monster!
Are you my little monster?
Sure,
I know you're not happy with this arrangement, - I promise,,,
- Tina, you're family,
You can stay as long as you want, but I
want you to get out of here as soon as possible,
Oh my god, Lyla, you'll never believe the shit
I've been through since I left your house, but,,,
I am pleased to inform you that I have already prepared all the pants,
How terrible!
What are you telling me?
No, because I talked to Barb again and
found out that we have an exclusive agreement,
Selling Lululemon clothes in the store,
that's why we can't sell your pants, but
why don't you and Lloyd go out to dinner
and drown your sorrows in a bottle of wine?
Well, he,,,
I have to go,
Yeah, sure, just stay in bed all day,
It's not like this is my office or anything,
DIVORCE REQUEST
#GOATLIFE
You are very worried about the future,
You need to be more in the present, like goats,
Goats,,,
Fifteen,
Sixteen,
Seventeen,
- Eighteen, - Mother?
I need you to take care of Sasha for me,
- I'm doing Kagel, - Please?
I need this now,
Everything's fine? You're worrying me,
Yes, everything is fine,
Can you stay with her please?
Well, let's go see the whale,
- And will you take good care of her? - Of course I will, dear,
I can't believe you're asking me this,
Take care of yourself, okay?
- Mom loves you, - Well,
Say goodbye,
My little bubba chubba,
Where is the dog?
- Where is the dog? - Here,
That's not a dog!
Where is the little lamb?
There is a little lamb!
Where is mommy?
Gary, it's great to be able to spend time with our granddaughter!
Yes, a little time is good,
but it's been a long time,
- Now I'm going, - Yeah,
Did you know? Actually you are right,
I'm going to find Tina, Let's find mom,
Let's find mommy!
We will go for her, yes,
Let's find mommy!
Let's go find your mother, princess,
Where is she?
Tub?
Are you in the bathroom?
Tub?
Gary?
I think I need your help, Something is going,,,
bad with Tina,
You could ask for my help 30 years
ago, while raising that little girl,
What are you talking about?
I did my best, thank you very much,
It wasn't easy raising her while she was single,,,
Anyway, that's not the point,
The thing is, I need your help, Gary,
Get up!
Dear?
What are you doing here?
Just enjoying the sun,
Why are you dressed like that?
I am a goat, I see it, that's funny,
It wasn't supposed to be funny,
So I guess I didn't understand,
There is nothing to understand,
I am a goat,
No, Tina, you don't,
,,
You're Tina, not a goat,
Tina, the goat,
Okay, Tina, that's nice, But,,,
Our neighbors may be watching, -
So now is the time to get in,
- I want to stay here, so I will stay,
What about baby Sasha? She loves her mother,
This is a human and I am a goat,
Yes, it would be very reckless and irresponsible of you,
leave a human girl with a goat, don't you think?
Who knows what could happen to him?
This is by far the strangest thing he's ever done,
Honey, what are we going to do?
Let's send her to the damn mental hospital,
That's what we're going to do,
Honey, she's just going through a tough time,
I just need a good night's sleep,
Pam, she's acting like a goat,
Hello!
Yes, no, that's my stepdaughter, she is fine,
She's doing one of those art projects,
Yes I know, Sure,
Thank you, Bye bye,
- It was neighborhood watch, - Put her in the car immediately,
Let's take her to see Dr, Morvareed,
Dr, Morvareed will treat her,
Of course, Tina!
We will take a short car trip,
Why don't you come with us?
There's a lot going on so I think I'll stay here,
But you're not really doing anything,
I know, Isn't it great?
Tina, why don't you get in the car?
You're going to get in the car right now and go to the doctor, miss!
Goats don't go to the doctor, but to the vet,
That's it, Tina! You will get into the car,
Don't mess with me, old man,
unless you want to try my horns,
Well, come on, you're,,,
Enough, get in the car!
My testicles!
Tina, you have a visitor,
Hello, I'm Dr, Morvareed,
Tina, don't be rude,
It's perfectly fine,
Can I buy you some tea, please?
- It's a pleasure, - Thank you,
So,,,
You're a goat, right?
Yeah,
And you've always been a
goat, or is this something new?
It's new, being human sucks, so I decided to become a goat,
Why a goat?
Why not,,,
a horse or a bird?
Why are you human?
Does my question seem confrontational to you?
Goats don't confront each other,
So, you're a human
pretending to be a goat,
You're not really a goat, are you?
After all, I guess I'm pretending the same as
when I was human, I pretended to be human,
Alright,
Do you like being a goat?
Yes, it's better,
Why don't you tell me what
you like about being a goat?
Have you ever been around goats?
They can just play in the sun and do whatever they want,
They have no responsibilities of
any kind, they just eat and defecate,
This sounds good,
but it's a bit limiting,
It's not really a full life,
I don't see it that way, but you are free to think like that,
By the way, your mother told me that you have a one-year-old daughter,
It's hard to raise a daughter,
Do you have any children?
One,
My wife went through a tough time for a
while, but in the end things evened out for her,
Do you feel depressed?
No more,
There are feathers everywhere,
- I already know, - My house is a mess, Gary,
It's a bit obvious, Isn't that right, dear?
Honey, let's go,
Doctor,
Doctor, what do you think, is she crazy?
Well, he's definitely going
through a bit of a psychotic break,
Probably caused by depression and stress,
But she doesn't seem to be a danger to herself,
- Or others, - Tell that to my testicles,
Can you treat this?
- His testicle? - No, to my daughter,
She seems to be aware of what she is doing,
Like I said, it's not a threat,
I searched on the internet,
He appears to be experiencing significant lycanthropic delusions,
I mean, we should probably institutionalize it, right?
We're not going to institutionalize her, Gary!
Well, in Tina's case, I think you just need,,,
of antidepressants and a break, honestly,
- A break? - Yes, she went through many difficulties,
And you need time to reflect and process it,
Thank God I will have my daughter back!
Thank you, doctor,
This will cost US$800,
Mommy!
Hello!
My beautiful daughter,
I see you helped yourself to what was in the refrigerator and,,,
the cake I bought for Gary's birthday,
It's good to see you eating human
food and standing on two legs,
Maybe you want to eat one of these?
Goats don't eat pills,
I'm sure yes, they will go to,,,
Anyway, that's not the point,
The problem is that you are not a goat,
You are my daughter,
And if you take one of these,
you might start to feel better,
Wanting to take care of your
own daughter, and control your life!
I am a goat,
Now and forever,
The sooner we accept this, the better it will be for all of us,
Animal!
Tub!
My beautiful daughter, where are you?
I made you a snack!
Hello, honey, how are you?
I bought another box of meat at Murphy's,
I know we have a full freezer, but they are losing it,,,
What is happening?
So when is dinner?
- Everything will be fine, - I can't stand it anymore,
Well, what happened?
First, she didn't want to take the
pill, and then it ended up in the trash!
And now, Gary, she's on the roof,
- On the roof? - I'm losing control, Gary!
I'm losing control!
Everything will be fine,
Tina, when you decided you wanted
to be a drummer in a punk band,
I just saw,
while his mother was beside herself,
every time you hit one of those cymbals,
And then,
you decided that you wanted to be a painter,
and you covered the walls with your drawings
and you massacred
your mother's elegant paint choice for this house,
I didn't do anything, right?
But this,
this here!
This has gone too far, young lady!
Now listen, you have one chance to take this pill,
If you don't accept,
things are going to get complicated,
- It is not wise to threaten a goat, - You're not a,,,
Say goat, one more time,
Say it again, say goat, Tina!
- Goat, - That's how it is!
You're going to take it, you're going to eat it!
Oh my god, what a bummer!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you like this?
Gary, stop it! This is my beautiful daughter!
She's sick, Pam,
- You need professional help! - No,
You won't take her to a professional,
They will take out part of her brain and turn her into a zombie,
- I saw this in a movie! -She needs an exorcism,
What she needs is kindness and
affection, and understanding from her family,
She'll recover, Gary, you'll see,
She was such a sweet girl,
Very sorry,
I was a terrible mother!
I don't know, maybe it was that preschool I sent you to,
They had this whole thing about experimenting on farm animals,
I don't know, you got pregnant very young,
And then it should be there for you,
I should have been more understanding,
But you did it,,,
poop on my table, Tina,
I give up trying
I'm tired
I can't keep trying
I surrender
What can happen?,,,
Alright,
So, from what I understand,,,
Sorry Gary, could you explain it to me again?
Yes, I understand perfectly,
It is the most ridiculous and absurd story,
No,
My stepdaughter Tina is pretending to be a goat,
And I wanted to make him see reason,
that she could stay here
and learn what it is to be a goat,
- This is not a goat farm, - Yes, I already know that, okay?
You know, I don't know what to tell you, Gary,
I already have too many mouths to feed,
She would just have to roam your fields and stay in your stable,
I'm sure that after a few days living on the farm,
You will be ready to come home and do the right thing,
Still, I don't know,
Good,,,
I'll pay 50 dollars a day,
Well damn it, Why didn't you start with that?
We raise mainly beef cattle, but I suppose
you can sleep in the barn with the lambs,
Well, that will be fine,
This is my offspring: Jeremiah, Mary, - Chewbacca,
- Hello,
His mother was a big Star Wars fan,
Is this the man who came to buy the manure, Dad?
No, it comes later,
This man is here to drop off his daughter,
Who thinks he is a goat,
and she will live here, until,,,
Until he doesn't feel like it anymore, I guess,
Why a goat?
Mind your manners, guys, or they will give me a whip,
You have a very cool family,
Yes, your mother, may God rest her in his glory,
used to keep them in shape, acting as God wanted, but,,,
She is no longer with us,
So they follow Satan's path many times,
Very sorry, When did she die?
She didn't die, she left us,
I moved to Florida to be closer to Disney World,
- Lives in Kissimmee, - I'll kill you, old man!
Damn you, Gary!
- What the hell is this? - Go slowly,
Am I on a farm?
Oh my gosh, Gary, this is perfect,
- Do you believe that? - Yeah,
Alright,
Drop that rope, man,
My name is Murphy,
And I don't think I've ever seen a talking goat,
Have you seen this before, Gary?
No, sir,
I don't think I've ever seen it,
Okay, Tina, let's take you to your stable,
Drop that rope, old man, unless
you want to be choked with it!
Of bad character,
Well, let's see what happens,
Okay, Gary, I'll call you if your problems are resolved,
Welcome home,
This looks cozy,
Yes, maybe I want to sleep under the stars,
I think here at least you won't shiver like hell at night,
There's some hay for you there,
Sheep should not have too much manure,
Oatmeal in the morning,
This will work fine,
What is daddy thinking letting a crazy girl stay in the stable?
-Who knows? - What does it matter?
Don't you care that she's a lunatic, who
thinks she's a goat and stays in the stable?
I think she's kind of cute,
You think all girls are pretty,
No,
She won't last a week here,
Tub?
Gary, I can't find Tina anywhere!
We need to send a search party,
No, it's not lost or anything,
I left her in a place where they can help her,
Did you take her to a mental hospital?
No, nothing like that,
I took her to a place that,,,
can help the goat girls,
They will give her the love and care she deserves,
You have nothing to worry about,
Thank you,
Gary, will my baby be
given shock treatment?
You have nothing to worry about,
Come on, move your ass!
Get that trash out of my face, or if not, it will enter you,
Jeremiah, stop it,
This thing is for cattle, not for goats,
But it's time for you to start earning a living, so
you better start chewing on that grass, you hear me?
Alright, now go ahead and do it,
Do you really want me to eat grass?
I mean, unless you're not actually a goat?
No, I'm a goat and I love grass,
Delicious,
I can't wait to eat this whole field,
You lost a point,
We'll come back later to make sure you've done your part,
Try not to eat sheep dung,
So I was thinking about mowing the lawn, but later,
Is that girl well behaved?
Is this some kind of joke?
Yes, she's fine,
Sit down,
Discussion about the family business,
Now, as everyone knows, last year
was not good for the cattle market,
It has been a difficult year and we continue to hold on, but for the grace of God,
I'm looking for ways to offset some of our losses,
There are no bad ideas, I'm willing to say anything you want,
And as for,,,
Could we do something extra with the cattle?
We are already selling them for meat, leather and wool,
How about we do
something that
could make us more money?
So, there are some real perverts in town,
What if we invite them to the farm and
charge them to have sex with the cows?
What the fuck is this, Mary?
That? I don't see that you contribute anything!
No one will have sex with my cows!
Maybe we could sell some of the land,
The cows do not have enough space to
graze, but unfortunately, that is an option,
Sell ​​everything, I say,
Guys, why don't
you eat dessert?
So, is it very serious, dad?
As serious as a frost before harvest,
Let's find a way out!
You did very well with the grass, but you failed at one point,
You've already done it,
Yeah, well, why the fuck are you like that anyway?
People stand up, goats don't,
- Shut up, Jer, - This ice cream looks really good,
It's very good,
It's a shame you can't have any,
- I'll give you some of mine if you want, - No,
Goats only eat hay and straw,
Goats can eat whatever they want, even ice cream,
Well, if that's the case, it shouldn't matter,
What the fuck is this, Jer?
Look, if it's a goat, can eat off the ground, - no problem!
- Yes, but I was eating this!
You deserve better than this, Miss, let me help you,
She's eating out of my hands,
Thank you,
What the fuck is this?
I know you're there,
Sorry, I was just checking on the sheep and stuff,
- How are you? - Very good,
This hay is comfortable,
Maybe that's why they call it rolling in the hay,
Maybe,
I'm Chewbacca, most people call me Chew,
Which one do you prefer?
Well, I guess my mom called me Chewbacca for some reason,
But I don't get angry if people call me anything,
I am Tina,
Yes I know,
Dad said you came to live with us for a while,
I think so,
I like your fur, it looks soft,
Yes, you can touch it if you want,
I'd better get back to my duties,
Before dad threatens me with the whip again,
He's old, but that man is fierce,
Good night, Chewbacca,
Good night, Tina,
Shut your mouth, No, he doesn't want to,
Whoever finishes breakfast first gets ours,
The lawnmower in its day,
I will go,
There's something wrong with Chew, Dad,
There was always something wrong with Chew,
Tub?
You're at work very early,
Something in my stomach is not right,
Maybe Jeremiah was right about
goats not being able to eat ice cream,
My God!
Don't look!
Looks like farm life isn't your thing right now, is it, girl?
Hurts!
Okay, we'll call a doctor for you,
Goats don't go to the doctor!
Alright, let's call a vet!
Quickly!
I've definitely seen this on the internet,
- Hello, Mur, - Hello, doctor,
Thank you for coming, I have a very interesting case for you,
Yes, do any goats you are caring for have any intestinal problems?
Yes, something like that,
I didn't think you raised goats,
Me neither,
Is this some kind of joke, Murphy?
No joke, miss,
Simply treat her as you would any other goat,
Alright,
I don't know what kind of sick shit you're doing here, Mur, - but I don't want to be a part of this,
- No,
Please don't go,
My stomach hurts a lot,
Then go to the doctor!
Please just help me,
I'll let her work,
Well,,,
I'm Dr, Mercedes,
I'm Tina,
Are you sure you don't prefer a human doctor?
Please make my stomach stop hurting,
Alright,
- Let's see, - It's coming!
Sure,
Alright,
Good,,,
Stomachache,
Diarrhea,
Gases,
What have you been eating lately?
I've been eating a lot of grass,
- You have worms, - Worms?
I mean, I can give you something that will solve that,
But are you being held here against your will?
Do you need help?
That? I live here in the stable,
- Do you live here? - Yes, it's great, isn't it?
Sure,
Well, if you don't want worms again, I'll
stop doing whatever and stop eating grass,
Just give me the pills,
Let's take it nice and slow tonight,
Really take the time, Work well there,
See you inside,
Curse,
I'll be back in a second, okay?
I'll warm it up for you, honey,
Do it,
- Hello? - Hello, Gary, I needed to call you,
Tina got sick with a worm infection,
but we asked the vet to come,
And she is recovering,
Worms? That's great!
I bet he's close to stopping being a goat, so to speak,
He actually really liked our farm,
Yes, and he gets along well with other animals,
Doing a great job keeping the grass nice and cut,
Damn, I feel like I should pay you,
In fact, if you intend to do any
kind of rehabilitation here, I
think you should find somewhere else,
Well, you know, if she's doing so well there,
I don't want to bring her home,
You know what, Murphy? I need to run,
My lady is calling,
My congratulations,
Alright, let's go,
Come on!
Why are they so scared? Come on,
Man, they are cute,
Yeah,
I like your flannel,
Good,
Thank you,
My boyfriend Franklin gave it to me,
He is so sweet,
I feel bad because there is already a hole here, see?
I could fix that for you,
It's a strange trick for a goat,
- You're good at this, - Thank you,
I liked making clothes,
Have you already made your goat costume?
My mother used to sew up the holes before she left us,
Back then things were much simpler,
- What happened to her? - It's been a while,
I think everything became too difficult for her,
Living on the farm, raising three kids, doing
the same thing every day, with the same people,
That wasn't the life she wanted, so he left,
It hurts, but I
respect her for that,
Wow, he left at the right time, honestly,
What are you talking about?
I have already said a lot,
I don't want to bother you or put my problems on your shoulders,
Goats don't get bored,
Well, even in a bumper year, the farm
makes just enough money to survive, and
these past few winters haven't been kind,
As soon as we sell animals for meat and fur, I don't
know if we will have enough to keep the farm running,
Sorry, I had no idea,
Like I said,
I don't want to bother you,
Hello,
You're right,
Come on, girl,
Come and pick this fruit,
Come!
Come, take this fruit,
That's not right,
Why does this bother you so much?
Well, you know Chew,
He will fall in love with that girl,
and she decides that she doesn't like
farming anymore, it will break his heart,
No, it won't be like it was
with Susie Myers, or with Mom,
He will be fine,
You agree with me, right, dad?
That girl is no good for Chew,
- Who? - The goat girl,
Bring some hay for the cattle behind,
It's okay, I guess,
I don't know, it seems really exhausting to work like this all day,
It's better than working in an office, and
then I can be on the ground and other things,
Hello, Chew,
Dad is calling you,
Okay, see you around,
See you later,
I know what you're doing,
And what is it?
Why don't we take a walk?
Alright,
Now, since you are a goat, that means,,,
that the cattle here are not lying around unmarked,
"Marked"?
With brand,
Are you serious now?
Well, you're a goat on this farm, aren't you?
You're crazy if you think that's going to happen,
I don't have to listen to the cattle,
What do you want, dad?
A pack of six,
Okay, do you want me to be in time to get it?
That's very Christian of you, son,
Do you need anything else?
Why are you asking me this?
What do you want from me?
I don't know, Jeremiah said you needed me,
I don't know why that guy does what he does,
Shit!
What's wrong with my six pack?
You better get out of here!
Go ahead now!
I'm going to mark your ass!
It smells like barbecue!
This sucks,
You brought this on yourself, man,
Well, I thought I'd finally run away and get out of here!
Why did you do that? Don't do that,
This girl is no good for you, Chew, and this is the proof!
I like her, man, don't ruin it for me,
You shouldn't get involved with people like her,
You are not my guardian,
Well, I don't want to see you moping in the closet again - realizing there's shit here,
- You?
Why do you show your ass?
- Shit, - No, don't tell me, I don't want to know,
Listen, I have something to tell
you two, before dad gets here,
Franklin asked me to come live with him,
Congratulations,
I'm glad someone is getting out of this shit hole,
So are you moving?
I mean, I know dad won't like
this, but I'll still help, most days,
Well, how often will you come?
Well, I don't know, Chew,
I don't think the farm could survive without you,
Shut your mouth! Just let her be happy,
What are you going to tell dad?
I don't know,
Maybe use Tina's free work?
Well, I'm sure you'll understand, and if not, then so be it,
And we'll be fine here, but it'll be like a
cold day in hell before we work with that goat,
There you are, my little screaming angel,
Grandma Pammy is here,
Yes, someone is your mess bucket, isn't he?
Yes, I know you miss your mother,
How is Jeremiah's ass?
Alright,
I can't believe he came to me like that,
Yes, it can be very bad,
Jeremiah,
But it's not all bad,
Yes, you, Mary and Murphy are very similar,
But Jeremiah, I don't know, is he adopted?
I don't know,
What is the problem?
What do you mean?
You're cleaning up the shit with some sadness,
I think I'm,,,
sad because Mary is going to live with her boyfriend,
That? Why are you sad about this? You should be happy,
Yes, I think you are right,
You know, Jeremiah and mom were very similar,
and Jer was his favorite,
So it affected him more when she left,
And now Mary is leaving,
I hate when people leave,
I know what you mean,
My mother was a mess when my father left,
And Gary and I never agreed with each other, but,,,
It does my mother good,
When did your father leave?
When I was eight years old,
I haven't seen him since,
Very sorry,
Mary told me the farm is in trouble,
Yes, and your change will not help,
I wish I could solve the problems, but,,,
making money is difficult,
Amen,
What will you do if you lose the farm?
I don't know,
Is there really nothing else you want to do?
Didn't little Chewbacca want to be an astronaut?
I never thought about doing anything else,
I have to be here,
Well, I wanted to be an astronaut,
So I wanted to be a musician,
and then a fashion designer,
And so,
I thought you wanted to be a goat,
I think you would be a good goat,
Well, maybe if we lose the farm, That's what I'll do,
Tub?
Mother?
You're still in that thing, Haven't you washed it since you got here?
Mom, you came to the farm,
I'm your mother now, right?
I didn't know goats could have mothers,
How else would other goats be born?
I don't know! How else could other humans be born, right?
Well, this little human is your little human, and
this little human wants his human mother back,
- No, thanks, - I'm tired of this,
You have to come and take care of your daughter, Enough of that!
- Mother, - Tina, I'm begging you!
Get your daughter!
Mom, I can't right now,
Okay, I'll leave it here on the floor!
You can't just ignore
it, you can't let it die,
Don't worry, my sweet granddaughter,
I'm sure your mother will do the right thing,
Ma'am, I don't think it's the best idea to leave a baby here,
Tub?
I don't know what to do with this baby,
Yes, I'm listening, but,,,
Tina, you can't just scream your way out of this,
Well, I guess you can scream your way out of this,
What kind of psychopath abandons his baby to become a goat?
Are you trying to get your ass kicked, idiot?
No, she's perfect for you, just like mom,
Ready to abandon her baby in an instant,
Here we go!
- Hello, - I'm not here!
Don't let me find you, Chew!
I'll finish you off when I find you!
Can I help you?
I don't come into your house and mess with your things,
That's exactly what you're doing,
- Whatever, - Yes, it doesn't matter,
- Thank you, - Yeah,
He's just mad because I punched him in the penis,
It drives people crazy,
Are you OK? You seem upset,
I'm fine, goats don't get angry,
You know, Mary loves babies,
She will take good care of your little girl,
We'll keep her fed and everything, until,,,
I don't know,,,
Life is hard,
Yeah,
There are things we think we want, and there
are things we know we shouldn't have done,
And there are feelings that I don't know
if I should listen to them or ignore them,
What I'm saying is that you can talk to me if you want,
I appreciate it,
People expect you to be something to them,
Things like a mother or a daughter, or a
lover, or a host of other things, and I hate it,
I hated having all these expectations around me,
But being a goat?
I am free from all this,
I don't have to be anything to anyone, I can just be Tina,
What the hell is this, Chew?
But I like you,
Didn't you hear anything I just said?
I already heard it, but I like you, and since I thought you liked me,,,
You don't like me?
I am a goat, Chewbacca, and you are a farmer,
And?
So that doesn't work,
People mess with animals all the time, Tina,
- Everything's fine, - That's disgusting!
Please go,
Wait, I didn't mean that, look,
I don't understand what's wrong with you,
I think you're being a goat because you don't
want to do the stupid things everyone does every day,
But has your life really improved?
You don't know anything about me or what I'm doing, do you?
You are just,,,
a sad farmer who misses his
mother, and can't get over it,
I'm a good man who deserves to be happy and love someone, okay?
And why would I want to be with someone who just,,,
Can you throw away your own daughter like that?
Jeremiah was right about you,
That's for hitting my penis!
How could you leave her in a place like that, Gary?
I thought this would help you,
You said that would solve it,
Now she is more goat than before,
She is eating grass and dirt,
What happened to my beautiful daughter?
My love,
How about you and I just,,,
Do we flee from all this?
-Gary, - How about we,,,
Do we flee from all these bad vibes?
I don't want to go anywhere,
- Come on, honey, - I don't want to do anything, Gary,
Dear!
You've been upset about this for quite some time already,
It's time for you to get out of the hole you're in, don't you think?
Don't do that,
- That? Try to make her feel better? - No,
You're trying to feel better, Gary!
- Come on, - No!
You're always trying to minimize my emotions,
I'm sad, Gary, okay?
And I'm depressed, okay?
I just can't be the
happy, smiling wife you always wanted,
- I'm not asking for that! - Yes, you are,
How did this end up with you getting mad at me?
When is Tina the one who makes you feel this way?
It's Tina now, isn't it?
Why don't you blame Tina for all the problems in the world?
Why don't you cry a little more about it?
You are a scoundrel!
I always knew you were an idiot,
My mother was right about you!
Pam, dear,
Come on, there has to be something I can say or do to make you stay!
That sounds great,
Well, dad, I want to talk to you about something,
- Foolishness! - Don't swear,
Sorry, we're out of food,
- So, you know that me and,,, - Let's not waste food!
Carry on, Mary,
Curse!
- It looks like your girlfriend is at the door, - She's not my girlfriend!
- This sucks, - Don't swear,
What's wrong with him?
Jesus! Does someone open the damn door?
I'm going to live with Franklin!
I will still be here and come to work every day,
Good!
Aren't you a pleasure to look at?
Can I talk to Mary?
You can talk to me,
I'm on my days of the month, and I thought
maybe Mary had some tampons at home,
You're having those days, aren't you?
Now, why would a goat need a tampon?
Would you rather it bleed everywhere?
Well, I can give you a diaper!
I don't wear diapers,
Well, you know, we usually lock the cattle
in the barn, so the wolves don't get them,
Jeremiah, now I seriously ask for your help,
The way you abandoned your baby so
easily, honestly, you should get sterilized,
Why are you so cruel to me?
Foolishness!
Finish me!
Tub?
Lloyd?
What are you doing here in the rain?
Let's go inside,
Did Pam make you come here?
I talked to her,
I thought she was lying when,,,
You said you lived on a farm,
Why are you dressed up?
I am a goat,
Come on, do you really think this is going to work?
I'm making it work,
I just can't believe you went to this
extreme, to avoid signing the divorce papers,
I'm kidding, okay?
Look, I'm really surprised I didn't sign them,
Leaving you and Sasha was the biggest mistake of my life,
- I love you, - How dare you?
- I know you're disappointed, - Disappointed?
You left us, Lloyd,
I felt suffocated, okay, I thought I wanted freedom,
You can understand that right?
- No, I can't, - Come on,
Isn't that what this whole goat thing is about?
Freedom to do what you want, whenever you want?
The freedom to simply exist?
It's not as liberating as you might think,
I've been thinking about when we were young and,,,
crazy, like when I bought,,,
tickets for us to go to Alaska for
your birthday, and we spent four days
without sleeping, drinking and laughing,
I just want us to go back to the good times,
We can't go back to the way it was before, life,,,
It's confusing and difficult,
Yes, sometimes it will be difficult,
but together we will get through this,
Life is shit, but,,,
but with you everything is fine,
Thank you,
So, let's go find Sasha and get out of this stable,
We're not going anywhere with you,
That?
I always wanted you to be a part of Sasha's life, but,,,
you're gone
Some things can't be undone,
This is what I am now,
I really hope you find what you're looking for with this!
-Gary? - Everything's fine,
Come on,
Let go of me!
I never thought I would find the perfect woman,
And your mother is perfect for me,
Perfect for me and everything I like, in many ways,
but you're doing something that's driving her crazy,
and it's driving me crazy, and it's killing her!
So we'll do whatever it takes,
So that you get better again,
- For her! - Let me go, Gary!
I'm not going with you!
If the goat costume no longer exists, then you can't be a goat!
Tub!
Tina, come back here!
You have to go back, Tina,
- You won't be able to!
- I have to prove it to your mother so I can make you come back,
Tina, come on! You have to come back!
- Go away, Gary! - Tina!
I belong here!
Tub!
Come on, Tina!
Take your hands off my cattle,
Tina, you have to come back!
I'm sorry, Gary, but I belong here,
Offer cancelled,
That was wild,
I'm going to throw cow dung at him,
Is it serious?
Don't you feel bad for her?
Of course not, how can you say that while holding her baby?
In fact, you should feel bad!
Jerry, there's a big
difference between being an
idiot and being a complete idiot,
And you're leaning toward the wrong side of the bag,
Wait, did you just think about that?
I'm serious!
We are all human,
Everyone has flaws,
And everyone deserves a little tolerance from time to time,
Here,
Hello,
I am Jeremiah,
Nice to meet you,
Well, you're lovely,
Hey, Chew,
Are you here?
Go away!
First you don't want me to leave,
now you want to get rid of me?
You're going to give me whiplash,
I feel it too,
I know you don't want me to go, but that's part of life,
Leaving the
house, sometimes,
Maybe Tina will stay and then, what could happen between you two?
Nothing will happen,
She definitely wants to be on top of that muscular,
clumsy body of yours,
No, he doesn't want to!
I tried to kiss her but it was weird!
I don't want to talk about that!
- Go away, - Chew,
Look,
I think that girl likes you but if she
doesn't like you, She is the one who loses,
because you are beautiful, loving, loyal and kind,
One day you will be a very good husband to someone,
- Do you really believe that? - Yeah,
Yes, I really believe that,
Now, stop being a whiny
bitch and come out of the closet,
- Alright, - Well,
You know, we kept it, because I was
convinced it would come back, and,,,
I thought you would really like us to keep them,
So I did it,
I was convinced, you know? But,,,
Chew is sensitive,
and he was devastated!
So you came here and,,,
We don't have many women on the farm, all
I could think was that he would get
attached to you, and your heart would be broken,
I don't want to break anyone's heart,
Well anyway, you can use this if you want,
Thanks, but goats don't wear clothes,
Why do you do this?
I'm not doing anything,
Why are you a goat and not a person?
Goats have it easier than people,
Do they have?
Goats have no responsibilities,
They do not have to obey the unwritten laws of society,
They are just goats and they live well,
From my point of view,
it doesn't seem that easy,
Anyway, do you want to help
me carry this hay to the barn?
Can I get a tampon first?
The mark on my ass says no,
I have something for you,
Thank you,
By the way, congratulations! Are you moving?
Yes, I'm a little afraid to leave the farm,
I've been here all my life,
I don't even feel like I'm moving to live five miles away,
Well, I'm happy for you,
I hope things work out between you and Franklin,
He is unique!
That's what I thought when I married Lloyd,
Chew,,,
Chew likes you,
I know,
Do you like him?
He is very sweet,
kind and honest, but,,,
Lloyd was also, at one time,
I just need my life to be simple,
Well, whatever happens, I hope
you stay here, and fill the void
that will be left when I move on,
I think you are a good candidate for this farm,
Yeah?
I have to put this pad on,
Alright!
That's a good job,
Thanks, Murphy,
I wanted to talk to you about something,
So, I have a friend who teaches yoga with animals,
I was thinking that since you have so many here, you
could start something where people in the city could
interact with animals and you would charge them for it,
The ground will freeze before I let these
hippies come here and do yoga with my cows!
Well, no yoga,
Were you thinking about video calls?
We could call this "The Cow Calls,
" Are you telling me that people would
pay money to make a connection with a cow?
Have an attractive website and people will pay for almost anything,
If you think enough people
would buy it, I'm all for it,
- Hello, - Hello,
What are you doing?
Well, you said I'd make a good goat,
I bought you one too,
I know it's not as elegant as yours,
but I thought since yours is all broken,,,
Tina, I'm so sorry for what I said the other day,
I like you and if I have to be a goat to
be with you, I will be the best goat there is,
Except you, of course,
Would you do that for me?
And more,
Let's have some dirty goat sex,
And that was goat sex,
And it was very bad,
Did you just make a pun about goats?
I'm going to have to reevaluate this whole situation,
Be quiet,
- I have to go to the bathroom, - Forward,
No, I mean I have to go to the bathroom,
You're a goat now, Just lift your leg and go,
Here?
The world is your bathroom,
I'm a timid coward,
What the hell am I seeing here?
It's okay, dad!
Chew has decided that he will be a goat too!
No child of mine will be a goat,
It's okay, dad,
It's not as bad as it seems,
I promise I will do all my homework,
I will not allow you to bring me this shame,
What would your mother have thought?
Don't look, it's embarrassing,
It's okay, Chew,
Mom would have been happy about that,
Are you OK?
I just can't get comfortable,
This is much harder than I thought it would be,
Me too,
Is it serious?
I thought you made it all seem so easy,
No, it's very difficult,
But it is what it is, I guess,
I miss my bed,
Well, you know, a goat can sleep in bed,
I miss cooked food,
Don't you miss human things?
I miss my baby,
Well she's home, I can go look for her if,,,
No!
It could be dangerous,
Alright,
You think I'm a bad mother,
No,
I think you're a goat,
They say that when your baby is born you feel overwhelming love,
But I didn't feel the same way about her,
They put her in my arms and,,,
I just felt empty,
I thought it would get better,
Maybe it's improved a little, but,,,
I don't know, Chewbacca,
Sometimes I have these,,,
very dark thoughts,
How can I be a good mother to Sasha if
I have these terrible thoughts?
Thoughts are just thoughts,
Everyone has weird ideas sometimes,
Not how you are,
When I was 16 years old, I liked a girl named Susie,
and I followed her around the fair, waiting to ask her out,
Of course, she knew he was following her,
But I didn't know why,
She got scared and told the police he was harassing her,
When I finally got up the courage to
ask her out, things got complicated quickly,
I had some bad thoughts that night,
Very badly,
The important thing is not to
act on those crazy thoughts,
I'm sorry you had to go through this but,,,
That doesn't change the fact that I'm a terrible mother to Sasha,
Believe me when I tell you, an imperfect
mother is better than no mother at all,
This is disgusting!
- Are you back? - I just came to get my pills,
I just took them and I'll go,
No, it's not necessary, you know?
Yeah,
No,
Oh my God, Gary, don't do this,
I went to visit Tina
to try to convince her to be a person
so that things could go back to normal,
But I failed, And I realized that it doesn't matter,
It's okay because she can come live with us,
If she wants to be a goat, We will let her be a goat,
And I mean, if she wants to, He can be a lion and devour us all,
If that's what you need to get back home,
I don't know, Gary,
This has been difficult for me,
And I didn't do the right thing,
several times, and I know,
and I know that what I did was wrong,
And I just want a chance to regain your trust,
You can't just take a box,
spill everything they have inside and,,,
screw it back on,
- That's not how it works! - I can try, let me try,
I don't know, Gary,
An opportunity?
- Everything's fine, - Oh really?
Yes that's fine,
Oh my gosh, Gary!
When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
I'm sorry,
Alright, another big push!
Hello,
I have a surprise for you!
- Can't, - Look at her, look how happy she is!
My baby
Baby,
Mommy missed you a lot,
I'm sorry for abandoning you,
I will never leave you again,
I know it's been difficult, but
maybe that will make things easier,
No, she is a goat, That's not what I want,
What do you want?
I don't know,
Can I think about it?
Have you discovered what you want?
- Yeah, - And what is it?
I want a cheeseburger,
And my phone, a hot bath and,,,
Oh my god, I want out of this fantasy,
What's up with this thing?
I think I'll keep it for now,
Welcome, miss,
My name is Murphy and it's a pleasure to finally meet you,
I am tina,
And I am a person,
Well, Tina, would you like a hot bath and some home-cooked food?
It would be an honor for me,
But let's start with the shower,
I thought you had to go to the station and check it out,
Some people speak Spanish fluently,
No, they traveled from here to there,
This also has the same word, with a different meaning,
- No, - I like it too, and two,
They flew,
I think I like you more as a human,
- You're sure? - Yeah,
But sex was better when we were goats,
Put it on,
- Hello, - Hello, we are ready to go,
Well, I say goodbye,
- Are you going to say it's time? - Yes that's fine,
Well, it's time,
I can't believe it's finally happening,
See you later, little one,
- Everything's fine, - See you later,
Somehow, you ended up being the least awkward person here,
- Take care of them for me, - I'll take care of it,
I'm happy for you, Mary,
I'll be back so often you won't even know I'm gone, Chew,
I'm proud of you,
Franklin has a few screws loose,
but I think you'll get him into shape,
Do you know that now that I'm leaving, will you have to replace me?
I'm counting on you, Jerry,
Yeah,
OK that's fine, See you soon!
Dad?
I don't have the right words to tell you, so, instead, I brought something for you,
- No,,,
So, I'm back!
Mother!
Are you OK!
You're okay, my babies!
I'm sorry for leaving you,
But I'm here to stay,
Well, that's all,
And then?
Aren't you going to give me a kiss?
You've been missing for 15 years,
you just come back, like I haven't
prayed for you every day since you left?
You bet!
So you better get on board!
Come here!
- Hello, Murphy, - Welcome home, mom,
Well who is this bitch?
And why is she wearing my pretty dress?
This is my girlfriend, mom!
I'm Tina and I'm a person,
Alright,
She's a little weird, but I like her!
So is she in the stable, with the sheep?
Well, I'm pretty sure he was in that pen,
Tina, we came to talk to you,
And to tell you how sorry we are and that,,,
We always wanted the best for you,
And I know I did wrong in it,
but everything I did was from the heart and I am very sorry,
Me too,
And we want to ask you to come back to live with us,
And if you want to be a goat,
- we accept, - Yes, and if you want,
Stay here and live like a goat,
that's fine too, as long as we can visit you and,,,
and see our granddaughter and you,
What are you two doing?
Tub,
We thought you were with the sheep,
Me, a sheep?
How absurd!
You are not a goat,
She is not a goat,
And are you sure?
Yes, I really like it here,
I never imagined you were a farmer,
Well the work is hard, but rewarding,
What's up with your sewing?
I can still exercise it while I live here on the farm,
Making clothes for me and the kids,
You know, more of a hobby than a career,
I think that's very mature of you,
I know, that's rude, right?
Say goodbye to grandma!
Say goodbye, grandma,
- Bye bye, - See you later!
Very good, we say goodbye,
Are you ready for dinner?
In a minute, I just want to enjoy the air a little more,
Are you OK?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a donkey?
BEST EVER I've been
eating a lot of grass,
I'm going to throw cow dung at him,
I was so close,,,
You know I hate it when you do that,
So you don't have the rent money?
That's not the point,
The problem is that you are not a goat,
You need to be more in the present, like goats,
Are you being held here against your will?
Do you need help?
Stop being a whiny bitch and come out of the closet,
And a goat pooped on it,
It smells like barbecue!
If you don't accept, things
are going to get complicated,
Take your hands off my cattle,
And then? Won't you give me a kiss?
Were you confronted with my question?
Well, last item on the agenda,
We know it's been a challenging year, and then,,,
the company thought it would be a nice gift,
Have a special guest,
- Please welcome Tina, - Hello, there is a cow here,
COMPANY: ENCRYPT