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Hello?
Earl, I know you not still asleep!
It's 12 o'clock! You supposed to be at Bebe's house!
Oh, shit, I'm must've overslept,
I, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm getting up now,
Shit!
Ah, fuck!
Mindy,
Mindy, get up,
- Hey, what's the matter? - You gotta go,
What time is it?
It don't matter what time it is,
Get your Fifth Element lookin' ass-
Okay, I'm going!
Hey, hold on, Where you going?
I need a ride,
Girl, I ain't no goddamn Uber,
I ain't got no time to be giving you no damn ride,
You gotta go,
Fuck you, Earl,
We already did that,
Bye! Ah-hah!
Oh, shit, Come on, baby,
Come on, Come on,
Oh, come on,
Ah-hah!
Come on, come on, Not now, not now,
Come on!
Come on, come on,
Come on, Not now!
Woo!
Here we go,
Shh,,,
I gotta hear her mouth, She about to be complaining,
I already know what's about to happen,
She gonna have attitude for damn sure,
You're late, And you're supposed to wear the clown suit,
I thought I could get dressed here,
Well, come on, Hurry up,
The kids are waiting!
Just in case, You know it's gonna be a good time today,
Sorry bein' late,
Hello, kids!
Come on over!
Come!
Get over here, you little jolly looker, you,
How you doin', buddy?
Hey, clown, we've been waiting on you,
- Yeah, - Well, I'm here!
Let's get having some fun! You ready to have some fun?
Lame clown,
Yeah, let's go,
Bet you guys don't know,
why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the other side!
Okay, Well, I can see you guys are a tough crowd, so,,,
Okay, if you're a mother duck and you have five ducklings,
and you lose two, how many do you have?
- Three! - Yeah!
No! Because you're not a duck!
You're a human being little boy,
You can't have any ducklings,
You're a clown and you're not funny!
Yeah!
Sometime, I don't nose what I'm doing,
Hey, man, what's your name?
Puky, It's my birthday, are you blind?
- Your name, - Anim,
Puky, Puky, Anim,
Puky, Puky, (chuckles) Puky, Anim?
Now, that's funny!
You makin' fun of my name?
Oh, you little m-
Everybody ready for cake?
Yay!
Okay, everybody, Let's sing happy birthday to Puky!
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪
Hey!
Yeah!
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
Get out! Get outta my house!
- I'm not in your house, Bebe, - Get outta my house!
Okay, now you wanna put your hands on me?
You gonna put your hands on me? Excuse you, ma'am!
I'm Brokey the Clown!
You know what? I hate you, I hate your kids,
I hope they go to foster care,
Unhand me now!
And don't ever come back to my house!
- Never! - Yeah!
Okay, all you kids go to the back, Go to the back,
Earl, don't ever come to my house, Get outta here!
Bebe, I gotta get my clothes,
Kiss my ass!
All right, bare it all, Pull your pants down, right now,
Fuck you, Earl,
Come on, Bebe, Don't worry about him,
What you two lookin' at?
Who you talkin' to? Nobody disrespects my friends!
See?
Calm down, calm down, 'Cause this what women do,
You do it, you end up in jail, prison, you in the system,
Let me just get outta here, Let me just bounce,
Let me just bounce, I'm gonna roll,
No, no, no, No,
No, No,
Come, come on, No,
No, no, Come on, no!
No, no!
No!
Jeez,,,
Jesus!
Really?
Now I gotta walk,
Ain't this a bitch!
♪ Woke up this morning, got bills to pay ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Boss man talking, ain't hearing what he say ♪
♪ Say what ♪
♪ Life's a hustle every single day ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Stress got me feeling like I'm gonna sway ♪
♪ Ain't this a bitch ♪
♪ I'm tryin' to get rich ♪
♪ But all these troubles ♪
Where's the red nose, Rudolph?
♪ Money's the racket and life a switch ♪
Give me a lift, man, ♪ Dreaming of freedom ♪
♪ But we bound to pitch ♪ ♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Rent's due tomorrow ♪
What's up, Bozo?
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Got my paycheck but I'm buried in debt ♪
♪ What's next ♪
♪ Luck's running colder, life's like roulette ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Just keep on spinning, we ain't done yet ♪
♪ Ain't this a bitch ♪
♪ I'm tryin' to get rich ♪ ♪ All right now ♪
♪ But all these troubles got me in a stitch ♪
♪ Money's the racket and life a switch ♪
♪ Dreaming of freedom but we bound to pitch ♪
♪ Woo ♪
♪ Life got me trippin', feelin' the weight ♪
♪ Feeling frustrated, it must be fate ♪
Man, I need a joint,
Damn, you smoke too much,
Man, I knew a guy that smoked so much,
he fried his brain cells,
Motherfucker, stop lyin', Can, can I get a beer?
- Yeah, I can do that, - Thank you, James,
- Yeah, - I appreciate you,
- Yeah, - God bless you, James,
- Yeah, - Konnichiwa, James,
So, back to what happened,
You show up late, you blow out the kid's birthday candles?
The hell wrong with you? - Forget them candles, man,
Yo, I hate badass kids, James,
You a clown! You perform at kids' birthday parties!
You hate kids! Am I missing something?
Why you walk six miles in those clown shoes?
Because Bebe wouldn't give me my clothes back,
Did you get paid?
Nah, I was doing a favor for Candy, man,
I get it, Favor for Candy,
You do the party and she'll let you hit,
Man, Candy fine as hell, bro,
I've been trying to hit that a long time,
Brother, you dreaming,
Candy ain't gonna never let you hit that,
I'm dreaming?
What about your dreams, James?
According to you, you was gonna have a cabana on the beach,
You know, this tropical paradise,
with all these beautiful women around,
What about that? - Yeah, that's right,
Prince James Cabana on the beach,
One day, brother,
In the meantime, what you need to do is get a real job,
Come on down to the detailing shop,
I told you I could hook you up,
Man, I ain't about washing no damn cars,
What you gonna do?
I don't know, man, I'll figure something out,
What's up with that salmon salad?
There you go,
Oh, no, I got this one, I got this, yeah,
Here you go, - Ooh, thank you!
That looks good!
Yeah, it does,
Mm,
Can I have some napkins please?
Napkins? - Oh, yeah,
Here you go,
Thanks,
Are you done stargazing?
You ready to come back to work?
- Yeah, - Yeah?
Mm-hm!
Okay!
This is nice! When this place open?
Not long ago, It, it's new,
Um, like I was saying, I got the perfect plan,
All right? My place,
My place would be perfect,
All you gotta do is, um, get 'em in,
Okay, okay, So, we split 50/50,
Okay? Whatever tips I get is mine,
You sure you're not hungry? This Fish Bone sure is good,
No, I'm not hungry, Um, Candy, the birthday party,
Now, we had a deal, Remember that deal, all right?
I would do the birthday party if, you know, you, you, you,
you, you, you hooked me up,
Mm-mm, Earl, You can forget it, okay?
You ruined my little cousin's birthday party,
Mm-mm, Deal's off,
Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
So you backing out on the deal?
Damn, this some good fish!
Excuse me! Can I get some hot sauce?
- Ain't this a bitch, - Mm!
Okay, so remember what we talked about, right?
All right, listen, Get 'em in the house,
Keep the music on, all right?
Take off their clothes, put all the clothes on the arm rest,
Make sure the pants are on top,
Keep the lights out and, you know,
you gotta, you gotta, you gotta moan loud,
You telling me how to do my job?
Huh?
You telling me how to do my job?
No, I'm just reminding you,
I don't need you to remind me,
- Okay, well let's get it! - I know how to do my job,
- That's fine! - Worry about your job,
- I'll be right there! - I know where you'll be,
- I got eyes on you! - Good!
- Okay! - Okay then!
- All right! - Bye!
- Bye!
I work here, - Okay,
- Go over there, - Make sure you toot it up,
- I will, - All right,
Looking for some fun?
Sure,
Okay, Park,
Come on,
Right this way,
All right,
You can have a seat there,
So, first time?
Yeah, but I'm ready, Let's get it,
Okay! Love the enthusiasm,
So, I will take that,
Oh,
You can get comfortable,
Oh, Let me hit the lights,
And a little music,
Ride me, girl! Ride me!
Oh, oh! Big daddy!
I'm ridin' it, daddy!
- I'm your big daddy! - Oh, yeah!
You like it when I spank it?
Spank me! Punish me, punish me!
Yeah, baby! Oh yeah, girl!
Ride me, ride me!
Oh, big daddy! Giddy up! Giddy up!
- You like that, baby? - Oh, yeah, work it, Work it,
- Get it, girl! - I got it, daddy!
I got it,
Wiggle it! Jiggle it!
I'm a-wigglin', daddy, Jiggle, jiggle!
Can't nobody do it like me,
Ooh, ooh! Got your ass,
Hot sauce!
Burn, baby, burn!
Set me on fire! Let it burn!
I'm torchin' it, girl!
Yeah, big daddy! Do it, daddy!
Ride that, bronco!
Yeah,
Who's that?
Hey, sis, it's me, Open the door!
- My brother, - What?
What do you want? I'm a little busy in here!
I gotta get my stuff, Open the door,
I don't want no trouble,
Open the door!
Hey,
I'm comin', I'm comin'! - Come on, Candy!
Open up the door!
Jeez,
I gotta get my stuff, What's up?
All right!
Whoa, I just wanna go,
I wanna go,
You owe me some money,
Here, Take it all,
Thank you,
Man, get your good-credit-lookin' ass outta here, man,
Get your Opie Cunningham lookin',,,
Oh, he was scared, wasn't he?
"Look, look, I just wanna go,"
I told you this shit would work, I told you!
You was right,
Ooh, what'd we get?
Let me see, Hold on, let me do the math,
About 575,
And on top of that, very expensive camera equipment,
Boy, I don't care about the camera equipment,
I want the money,
No, no, no, no, no, no,
We gonna split everything up at the end of the night,
No, We split as we go,
Give me mine,
Thank you very much!
Uh, excuse me, We split 50/50,
You still owe me $37 and 50 cents,
He just gave you some money!
That was my tip,
Okay, let's go, Mm-hm,
You know what?
You know what? Here, man,
I ain't got no damn change either, and besides,,,
I need to be hitting that,
Keep dreamin',
Ain't this a bitch,
♪ If you want it, you gotta pay for it ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta pay for it ♪
♪ Nothing comes free, yeah ♪
♪ Nothing comes free, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Nothing comes free ♪
♪ If you want it, you gotta pay for it ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta pay for it ♪
♪ Nothing comes free, yeah ♪
♪ Nothing comes free, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Nothing comes free ♪
Oh, shit!
Damn!
Ooh!
Look at this girl!
Damn, that girl fine as hell!
Oh, girl, you fine! Oh, I gotta have some of that!
Hey, girl!
Hey! What you doin'?
I like it!
Man, will you hurry up, man?
Slow-walking fool, Man, come on!
Why you look so serious when you walk, man? Just, just walk!
Get in here!
What's up, ski head?
Yo mama,
My mama? All right,
Head looking like a damn pine cone,
Man, fuck you, Where we going?
Where you think we going?
We going to the liquor store to get a drink,
- Well, let's go, - All right,
You still look stupid, man,
- What's up, brother? - What's up? What's poppin'?
Hey, Earl, Can you get that for me?
Can I get one of these Swisher please, man?
Yes, sir, Anything else?
Nah, that'll be it,
8,50,
- You Hawaiian? - No, sir,
- Where you from? - Syria,
- The sign say Aloha, - We just bought it like that,
- Yeah? - Yeah,
Damn, You can get away with being Hawaiian, though,
If you look to the side a little bit, Yeah,
All right, man, God bless you, man, have a good one,
Come on, man, Get your cheap, broke ass out,
Yo, dog, Thanks for the chips and the drink,
Sure do appreciate that,
Man, let me ask you a question,
For somebody who work every goddamn day,
why you ain't never got no money?
Man, I got responsibilities, I got a house,
Fool, that's your mama house,
What you need to do is get your ass out with me tonight
and make some real money, that's what you need to do,
Man, I ain't messing with you and Candy,
You hit that yet?
Nope, But I hit your mama,
It was good, too,
Man, nah, you ain't hit that yet, Punk ass,
No, that's your daddy,
My daddy's an African prince,
That means he has royal blood,
Man, your daddy ain't never did shit for you,
Man, he lost his throne during the civil uprising,
All right, so first he was a prince, now he's a king,
Shut the fuck up,
Let's go,
"My dad was a civil king,"
If you don't get your Kawanda,,,
♪ Take a puff, take a drink, take a ride down the street ♪
♪ I said take a puff ♪
♪ Take a drink, take a ride down the street ♪
Man, shut the fuck up! Turn the radio on!
KA Radio Los Angeles,
Man, I'm hungry, man,
First there was the cow then the chicken,
Now the bone, Fish Bone!
Crisp and crunchy on the outside,
tender and moist on the inside!
Just one bite and you hooked,
So come on down to the Baldwin Hills Mall Food Court
and get you some bone Fish Bone,
I didn't know this place was here,
When this place open up?
It's new, They just opened,
This is some good wishbone right here,
It's not wishbone, James, It's fish bone,
And I ain't gonna lie, they do got some pretty good fish,
Mm,
I was hungry,
Hey, baby, Wanna party?
Sounds good to me,
We're gonna have fun,
Shit, yeah,
Come on, big daddy,
Okay, James, it's showtime, You ready?
Yeah,
- Yo, what are you doin'? - Ninja, I'm a ninja,
Ninja? Huh,,,
You look stupid, man!
I'm ready!
Just remember to stay low, okay?
Got it,
You're such a tiger! A wild man!
Jungle, jungle!
You sure you can handle all this?
Oh, yeah! All of it,
Tell me you like what I do,
Oh, yes, daddy, I like it, I like it!
I got 'em, I got 'em, I got 'em, I got 'em!
Yo, what're you doin'? What're you doin', man?
Give me the keys, Talkin' about you got 'em and wavin',
Man, somebody could be watchin', stupid! Get your ass,,,
Get outta here, man,
He got 'em, though,
I can't believe I'm doing this, God's gonna punish me,
Man, what the fuck are you talking about, James?
Just check the glove compartment, man,
There's a wallet,
"There's a wallet," Then grab the motherfucker, man!
I don't know why I let you talk me into this,
I'm going to hell!
Man, shut your ass up, James,
"I'm going to hell," Thats hell you talk about?
It's about 1,500, - Oh, my god!
I'm going to Hell, - James, stop,
James, don't be saying that shit, all right?
All right, take these keys back,
and take this stupid mask off, bro,
Oh, big man! Yes!
Oh!
Ooh! Big daddy!
Ooh, yeah, Talk to me, baby,
Say my name,
Little big man!
What was that?
What was what? I didn't hear anything,
Yeah, big daddy!
- Hey, - Yeah, daddy!
Hey, who was that?
The hell you doing? - Oh, god, I'm going to hell,
Hey!
Earl!
Yeah! You better run!
Earl!
If I catch you, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Earl!
What the hell is going on?
James made some noise,
Ain't this a bitch,
Yo, he out there right now, getting chased
by some little short dude, man,
Open the door, open the door, open the door!
The door!
Shh! - James, what,,,
What're you doing, man? - Shh!
What you run up and down the street for like that?
Shh!
I should never brought you,
You gonna get us busted!
Yeah, you think?
Hey, I know you in there! Give me my damn keys!
Keys,
Hey, man, Get the fuck outta here,
You owe me some money!
Fuck you, Kiss my ass,
Oh, what? He owes me money!
Doesn't matter, Candy, let it go, Relax, all right?
Let's just split this money up and call it a night,
I'm not splitting anything with him!
We're all here together, We get paid together,
It's okay, I don't want it, it's bad,
Oh, my god, James, It's okay, all right?
You're not gonna go to hell!
What?
♪ You got my money, ain't nothing funny ♪
♪ Don't make me wait, fool, don't be a dummy ♪
♪ Run me my money, quick as rabbit ♪
♪ One dollar short, drop you like a habit ♪
♪ Kill all static, for real you better have it ♪
♪ Time to stack it, don't slack it just pack it ♪
♪ In the bag quick, take to the mattress, Godfather magic ♪
♪ Gangster with the address ♪
♪ When the heat comes, I bring the cold to the summer night ♪
♪ Run, you think I might run ♪
♪ I stand my ground ♪
Right on time,
Chice,
Jabo,
Got my money?
Right here, I got it,
Come on now, man,
I'm, I'm gonna get your money! Come on, man,
Come on,
Close it up,
Come on, Chice!
I'm gonna, I got, I got your money, man!
Come on, ain't gotta do it like this! Come on!
I, I'm gonna get your money,
I got most of it, but I'll get the rest,
You keep saying that,
Come here, Jerome,
Sit down,
I keep giving you cocaine and you keep owing me money,
Put your hand in the vice,
Oh, come on, man, Come on, Chice!
If you don't put your hand in the vice, Jerome,
I'm gonna have Jabo here cut your goddamn head off,
Put your hand in the vice!
Oh, wait a minute,
Oh, no, We'll save this one for the wife,
Give me the other one,
Come on, Chice!
You like nursery rhymes, Jerome?
Come on, Chice! Come on, man!
I'm rather fond of 'em myself,
Especially the one about the little pigs,
You remember the one about the little pigs?
Come on, Chice! Come on, come on, man!
Come on, come on! Don't, don't!
This little piggy went to the market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none!
And this little piggy said, "Give me my fucking money!"
Come on, man!
Look at me, Jerome!
Inspiration,
Come on, man!
♪ Baby come with me, you're all I need ♪
♪ Can you feel me, don't wanna breathe ♪
♪ You're so good to me ♪
♪ Oh, baby just come with me ♪
That's my song!
Oh, Vickie, that looks good! I like it,
Tell me somethin' I don't know,
- Here you go, thank you, - That's what I like, money,
Mm, mm, mm, Lord bless her,
Earl the Pearl,
Vickie!
Hey, Earl, I have one customer in front of you,
I got plenty of time, Plenty,
Is that Earl?
Oh, hell naw!
You got some nerve showing your face!
Woman, shut your mouth,
Yeah, that's right! Don't be talkin' to no man like that,
Stay out of the grown folks conversation,
What you need to do is pull your pants up
and sit your ass down,
What's the problem here?
Earl know what he did!
Nope, I ain't do nothin',
Yes, you did,
You ruined my child's birthday party,
and you blew out the candles to his cake!
Well then toss 'em up, We can do this,
Come on, Me and you,
Whoa, whoa, Y'all can't be doing this up in here,
Yeah, that's why y'all can't be doing all this in here!
What've I told you about buttin'
into grown folks' conversations?
If I have to tell you again, I'm gonna spank you,
You better be glad you gave my stuff back to Candy, too,
Girl, hey, hey, hey! Who you pushing on?
Don't be pushing on me,
Get your ass up outta here, right now,
- Yeah! - I sure will,
That's right, Hit the door,
Bebe, that relaxer's gonna make your hair fall out,
Bebe, you owe me $100,
That's a crazy bitch,
Giddy up! I'll ride that pony!
Giddy up! Giddy up!
Giddy up!
I think I like him?
Hello!
Mommy! You remembered my firetruck!
I sure did! Well, don't I get a hug?
Yeah!
Hey! I thought I heard something,
Hey, Na!
Just making lunch, You hungry?
- You making chili? - Of course!
Ooh! You know I always loved your chili,
Oh, man,
Girl, this is Mama's old recipe,
Yeah, You know I'm making Dre noodles,
That's all he'll ever eat,
I told that boy he gonna turn into a noodle one day,
That kid of mine, man,
But you know, Dre really misses you,
I mean, he's always asking me,
"When is Mommy gonna come home?"
You know? And I told him, you know, you're working on it,
You gonna come back, real soon,
I know, Na, I miss him, too,
And you,
You know, I've been doing pretty good so far,
In another six months, I'll have enough saved up
and we could finally open up our daycare,
Girl, yes, Look, I've been wearing my t-shirt,
All the samples came in,
Let me see, Wait, turn around, let me see,
"Rest your heart here,"
"Rest your heart here," It's perfect,
I'm hungry, Can we eat?
Of course! Come on, let's eat!
Need some lovin'?
Um, well, take off your jacket,
Get comfortable,
Hey,
This isn't gonna be any of that weird shit, right?
I'm not into none of that freaky shit,
You don't say much, do you?
All right, Well, uh, let's just get right to it,
Oh,
Oh, yeah,
Yeah, you like that?
Oh, yeah,
Let me see if you're gonna like this,
Yeah,
Ooh, did you like that one?
Oh, yeah,
Nope, Nope, I don't like guns,
Earl don't like guns,
Oh, Lord Jesus, please let this be cocaine! Ooh!
Shit!
I mean, shit, Shut up, shut up, Earl,
Shut your ass up,
Yeah, you like that?
Oh, I like that,
Oh,
Let me see if you gonna like this,
Oh, I like that,
Uh-huh,
Oh, I like that,
Ooh, did you like that one?
Oh, yeah, I like that,
Let me see if you gonna like this,
Oh, I like that,
Oh,
What the hell happened to you?
What?
You were supposed to come in?
Oh, my bad, You know,
Seemed like you was enjoying yourself to me,
Stick to the plan, all right? What did we get?
Nothin',
Okay? We got nothin',
What the hell happened to you?
Why you keep asking that? Nothing,
Are you okay?
You know what? You know, I am feeling a little weird,
I think I drank a little bit too much,
How about we, uh, call it a night?
Call it a night? No, we ain't made no money!
No, I gotta keep working,
Okay, I'm sorry, Candy,
You don't pay no bills up the here do you? This is my place,
Not during business hours, it ain't,
Take your ass over to James,
Ain't this a bitch,
♪ You tried to play me, I turn the tables, baby ♪
Hey, baby, Back so soon?
Okay, okay, okay, Ow, ow, okay,
♪ Thinking I'm a lame, I leave you stinking in the lane ♪
♪ Chainless ♪
♪ My gun can make you famous, don't run nor aim it ♪
♪ Blow you out of frame, it's a rap ♪
♪ A trap, a flat line, you're dead ♪
♪ Remember what I said, don't play me ♪
♪ No ifs ands or maybes ♪
♪ I'm crazy with no play, baby ♪
Get your hands off of me!
♪ Someone sweet to eat ♪
♪ You don't wanna meet me, so don't play me ♪
♪ Get my bag, baby ♪
♪ You're alive all for scraps, baby ♪
Get off me!
Well, well, well,
What do we have here?
My pretty pretty,
Hmm,
Sweet little baby cakes,
Luscious lips,
So delectable,
So desirable,
But you're just a street whore,
Do you know who I am?
Yeah, yeah, I've seen you around,
Yeah, well with, uh, the business that you're in,
I'm sure that you have,
Now that we understand one another, where is my merchandise?
Please, please, I'll do anything you say!
Just please don't hurt me!
I know that you will,
Who are you working for?
I'm not working for anyone! I swear!
Little girl, are you lying to me?
No! I swear I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know what happened tonight!
You know, I believe that you don't know what happened
tonight, but I'm sure that you have a very good idea,
No! I swear I don't know who you're talking about!
Just please, please don't hurt me,
Well, I'm gonna give you until tomorrow to find out,
I want you to convince whoever has my product
to bring it back to me, and if you don't,
I'm gonna come and get you, do you understand me?
Yes, I, I understand,
And remember, it's your ass on the line,
You'll be real easy to find,
You can go,
Follow her and see where she goes,
Hey, hey! Right here, right here!
Ain't this a bitch!
- You get em? - Fuckin' lost em,
Damn,
Shit!
We gonna die and go to hell, Earl,
You gotta give that back,
Give it back to who, James?
I, I don't even know who it belongs to, Like,,,
This is worth a lot of money,
That's right, and they coming back for it,
They know where you live,
Okay, I just need some time to think,
Give me some time to think,
James! Open the door!
I need to talk to Earl!
I know he's in there,
Open the door,
James, open the door! Where's Earl?
I need to talk to him,
James? You better open this door right now, James!
Where the hell is Earl?
Earl, what the hell wrong with you?
What the hell, Earl?
Candy, stop, stop, stop, Yo, what happened?
- What the hell did you do? - Yo, what happened?
Yo, what happened to your face?
I got smacked around,
What did you do, Earl?
You took something, didn't you?
No, Stop,
You said you didn't take anything but I know you did,
What did you get?
James! What's going on up there?
It's okay, Ma, Just me and Earl,
Go back to bed,
There ain't no women up there? I hear female voices,
No, Ma, Just Earl,
Talk like a girl!
Hey, Ms, Jones! We just out here having bible study,
That's all,
God is good, Good to hear you,
Candy, you've gotta keep your voice down,
I wanna know what the hell is going on, right now!
Okay, Shh!
Okay,
All right, Candy, I found something, all right?
You happy?
Got it out the Escalade,
What is that? And why do you have a gun?
Earl, what is going on?
You have to give that back, Do you know who that belongs to?
- Me, - No, no, no!
It belongs to Chice and you know he's dangerous,
And now he wants me to tell him who took his stuff,
Give it back!
No, I'm not giving this back, (scoffs) You crazy?
It's a lot of product right here,
This well worth over a quarter million dollars,
I don't care how much,,,
A quarter million? - Yes, a quarter million,
Well, half of that money's mine,
No, no, You told me to take it back, right?
Uh-uh! I worked hard for that money!
You know what? Let me figure this out,
What's up, Andre?
Everything good?
No, not really, Everything is not good,
Got a problem,
I lost my product,
How'd that happen?
Jabo here got tricked,
Dipped in a bad well,
Is that right?
Killer killer,
Must've been an expensive piece of ass right there,
Man, fuck you!
Calm down, I'm just playin',
Any idea who it was?
Yeah, Some street broad named Candy,
Hold up,
You mean Candy got Jabo?
I know her,
Really?
Hey, drop me off,
I got some things to do before we hit Na's later,
And also, if you ever hit me like you did last night,
I'm gonna knock you out,
Boy, shut up!
Ooh, it sure do smell good in here,
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm hungry,
Me too!
Good, I hope you enjoy it,
Oh, I sure will, Ain't gotta tell me twice,
Hey, you didn't pick up your fork,
Hey, we did not say blessing!
That's right, baby, We always say blessing first,
Sorry, sorry,
Give me your hand,
Bow your head,
- Hey! - Bow your head, baby,
Na, that was amazing!
Thank you,
I'm stuffed,
All right, baby, Time for bed,
No, I don't wanna go to bed,
I know you don't, but say goodnight, It's time for bed,
- Goodnight! - Come on,
- Goodnight, little man, - Goodnight,
Come on, Let's go,
And this time, no pretending like you're asleep, okay?
Candy told me you're gonna double-cross Chice,
That's not wise,
He's a dangerous man,
You have no clue what he's capable of,
I know Chice,
I know he is, okay? I, I know what I'm doing,
I certainly hope so,
'cause my sister's caught in the middle,
What's going on here?
Dinner's amazing,
It's good,
Yo, you crazy, man,
So crazy,
You crazy, man,
Mm,
Everything good? Is this a problem?
Nah, Not really,
Just someone I haven't talked to in a while,
Oh, let me guess,
All right,
You left the brother because he wasn't acting right,
but you're still in love with him,
I know how y'all be,
How'd I do? I'm right?
Close enough,
He's my child's dad,
Or I should say father,
'cause he doesn't really act like a dad to his own son,
Hm,
Well, why won't you just see what he wants?
What? No,
Whatever he wants can't be good,
He's into a whole lot of bad shit,
Let's put it that way,
Well, but you're still in love with him,
Know what they say,
Good girls and bad boys,
Hm,
What the hell was that?
It's a horse,
I know it's a goddamn horse,
but what the hell is it doing here?
That's just Misty,
She's our neighbor's,
She just roams free and she loves the smell of weed,
Ain't that a bitch,
You didn't tell me there's a horse that like to smoke weed!
Damn!
A unicorn!
Hey!
How's my baby girl?
I'm not your baby,
You're here,
'Cause you said you really wanted to see me,
No, I said I really needed to see you,
How's Na?
Is that why you called me over here?
To ask me how my sister's doing?
Well, you know I was with her first,
You know I still care about her,
You know what, Andre? You're full of shit, okay?
You only care about yourself,
♪ You gotta let it go ♪ ♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
♪ Think you need to let it go ♪
♪ Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go ♪
You know, you're fine, but you can't sing at all,
You know you like it!
Like it a little bit more if you took them shorts off,
Little milk of magnesia,
Mm-hm,
- Who is it? - Hotel security,
Okay! Uh, coming!
I'm in, I'm in the bathroom!
Hold on, man, I'm in the bath-
Miss Jenkins, it's hotel security, Please open,
Coming, coming, coming, coming!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Put your clothes on!
All right, hold on! I'm coming!
Miss Jenkins?
Yeah, what do you-
Uh, ma'am, we're gonna need you to turn the music down,
Well aren't you a party killer,
Uh ma'am, could you please turn the music down?
Earl, turn the music down!
Miss Jenkins, if we need to come back tonight,
we're gonna have to ask for you to check out of the hotel,
Whatever, Officer,
Yo, what are you doing?
Uh, fuck them,
No!
Fuck you!
Did you forget that we got drugs in here, girl?
Hey, look at this shit!
They're watching us!
Assholes!
What're you,,,
Get your ass,,,
What're you doing?
What're you doing? Are you fucking crazy?
What's wrong with you? No, no, that's it,
- Hey! Fuck you, Earl, - No more dr-
I can drink if I want to, okay?
You're not my fucking daddy,
Damn!
Security!
Let me turn this radio off,
Police! Open the door!
All right,
Looks like I gotta come over here,
First off, you two are leaving the hotel tonight,
All right?
You guys been smoking weed in here?
No, sir, not me, I got asthma,
Give me your ID,
Come on, come on, Give me, give me the ID,
All right,
So, what's in the safe?
I don't know, sir, This, this not my room,
Mm-hm,
Miss Jenkins, your name is on the register,
So what if it is?
Yeah, So what's in the safe?
I don't know what's in the safe,
What's the combination?
I don't know the combination,
Oh-oh,
Yeah, hold on now, Hold on now,
You're not going nowhere, Sit back down now,
Both of you are being detained, okay?
- Fuck that, - No, wait, no, wait,
Come here, come here, come here,
You ain't going nowhere, You ain't going nowhere right now,
- Don't touch me! - Hey, hey, hey!
Stop, stop! Look!
Whoa, whoa! Stop the kicking now,
- Son of a bitch, fuck you, - Stop, stop!
All right, All right, that's it,
Your ass is going to jail, - Hey, get off me!
Take your fucking hands off me, you fucking fuck,
Put your hands behind your back, Put 'em back!
- Asshole! - All right, all right,
Give me the cuffs, give me the cuffs,
All right, come on, still, Hold still,
You're only making this worse for yourself,
- Ouch, ouch! - Stop doing this bullshit,
- You're hurting me, - Calm down,
Stop it!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
What's wrong? Where's Mindy?
Just, just drive, Just drive, go,
Mr, Johnson, this is Lieutenant Woods
of the Los Angeles Police Department,
Mm-hm,
Why did you run out the hotel room last night?
Well, I'm gonna need you to come down to the station,
Yes,
Okay,
And if you don't, I'm going to have to come get you,
Excellent, excellent,
I'll see you soon,
Well, well, Mr, Johnson,
You know, you surprised me,
You're a little smarter than I thought you were,
'Cause I was sure hoping to come pick you up,
You know I already got your little skank locked up,
And you are going to be next,
But since you're here, we can go ahead and talk about it,
So let's find out how smart you really are,
'Cause,,,
You don't want those on,
Ooh! This is cute,
This will go perfect with my jeans,
I'll take this one,
Thank you guys for coming to My B,B,B,
Hope to get your business again, Thank you very much,
Thank you!
Come on, James, Let's go,
♪ Shopping spree, high life, no end in sight ♪
♪ Every bill spent turns the night bright ♪
♪ We've got the magic, the unstoppable vibe ♪
♪ City lights, echoing the drive ♪
♪ Fast life, baby we on the go ♪
♪ Make it, spend it, that's the flow ♪
♪ From dusk till dawn we ride this wave ♪
♪ In this money world, we got it made ♪
♪ Fast life, baby we on the go ♪
♪ Make it, spend it, that's the flow ♪
♪ From dusk till dawn we ride this wave ♪
♪ In this money world, we got it made ♪
Yo, James is hella late,
Hella late,
Not picking up his phone, I don't know what's going on,
Uh, something's wrong,
I don't know what, but we should go,
Wait, wait, What, what happened?
Wait,
You acting real weird, What,,,
You got a text, then all of a sudden,
you talking about we gotta go,
- I know! - Oh, my god,
The text, Candy, You not gonna tell me about the text?
Andre texted me,
There they go right there,
I've been waiting on you,
I told you if you didn't come back,
I was gonna come and get you,
You must be Earl,
Who's askin'?
Get in the fuckin' car!
- What? I ain't get- - Get in the fucking car!
Okay, All right,
Okay,
All right,
Get in the back!
Let's go,
You know James, Earl,
Say hello to James,
Say hello to James, Earl,
Hey, James,
Have a seat,
Look, man, I'm sorry, all right?
I'll get you your drugs,
I know you will,
However, slight change of plans,
It was money that you took from me,
and it's money that you'll give me,
James,
Can you do me a favor?
Will you tell Earl to give me my money?
Can you do that?
Can you tell Earl to give me my money, James?
Earl,
James? Tell Earl to give me my money,
James?
Tell Earl to give me my money!
James!
Tell Earl to give me my fucking money!
Incentive,
Stop, Stop, stop, stop!
Please,
Okay?
Who are you?
I'm what you pursue,
I am what you are searching for,
What am I searching for?
That is for you to discover,
That's why you're here,
Why are you here?
To help you,
To help me, To help me do what?
Choose the right way,
Choose the right way?
What? You, you, you don't know me,
I know you quite well,
I know you're running in dark shadows,
Always remember, when you are being chased, go right,
This is crazy,
Who are you?
What's wrong with you?
Got you some soup, - Yo, thank you,
I just had this crazy-ass dream,
Well, this ain't no dream, Earl,
Okay? We gotta sell them drugs and get Chice his money,
So what you gonna do?
And,,,
Where are the drugs?
The drugs are in a safe place, all right?
Don't worry about that,
Don't worry about that? Uh, no,
My ass is on the line here too, okay?
I'm in this, just as deep as you are,
And half of that bag is mine, so, what you gonna do?
We need to get Chice his money!
All right, I know we in this together and all that, Candy,
But how do you think this makes me feel? Huh?
How do you think this makes me feel?
I'm the reason why they killed my best friend,
Do you not understand that?
And so,,,
We, we, we gotta make this work, We can't come apart now,
We, we, we gotta make this work for us,
I gotta figure this out,
Yeah, You do,
Shit,
This is Candy, Leave a message,
She's not answering,
But we have an ace,
She has a son,
Really?
♪ Never be number two ♪
♪ We been runnin' shit but you pretend you have no clue ♪
♪ Married to the bad name, weather with the coup ♪
♪ The coldest winter's coming through ♪
♪ No lie, born fly ♪
♪ You can't step to this ♪
♪ Hollywood on lock, block ♪
♪ 'Cause your vibe's despicable ♪
♪ Denah Deveraux so un-fuck-withable ♪
♪ We the best in fashion ♪
♪ So precious ♪
♪ Run it up, so reckless ♪
♪ The wait is over, check it off my checklist ♪
Oh, my God, What're you doing here?
I'm here to see my son,
Well you should've called first!
Andre, you're not supposed to be here,
You know, you need to show me a little more respect,
What, you still mad at me for choosing your baby sister?
She was younger, more desirable,
You know, it's just business,
Fuck you, Andre! Get the fuck outta my house,
You need to watch how you talking to me, little girl,
Get off me!
Bitch!
- Bitch? - Yeah, bitch,
You the bitch!
Daddy, stop!
Stop!
What?
Na,
Hey, it's me,
Look, what's going on?
Where's Dre?
Look, okay? Call me as soon as you get this message, okay?
Shit,
I thought that might get your attention,
Like I said, he misses his mommy,
You know what I want, I want that bag,
Sure you can talk to him,
Mommy?
Daddy hit NaNa,
I want that bag,
Don't come here without it,
Candy,
Hey, what's up?
Wait, Oh, wait, what?
Okay, okay,
Calm down, all right?
What?
When?
All right, all right,
Just calm down, Stay right there,
I'm on my way,
Ain't this a bitch,
Get your ass back, Bebe, get back!
Get back! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!
That's what you get! God don't like ugly!
That's what happened! I told you!
I told you! I rebuke you!
Yo, calm down,
Candy, I just seen an ambulance and a police car drive by,
What's going on?
Earl, they took Dre!
I don't what he's gonna do!
- Who? - Andre!
Okay, so he's with his father,
What? That, that,,,
No!
Does not matter!
Wake up, okay? Chice, Dre, doesn't matter!
They're crazy! Do you see what they did to Na?
What're you gonna do, let 'em kill my son,
like they did your best friend James?
That's not fair,
You know that's not fair!
How you gonna stand up here
and say something like that to me?
Look, there was nothing I could do,
Yes, there was!
You could've given back the drugs to begin with,
but you're selfish and you only think about yourself,
Listen, I have to go to the hospital,
but you better think of something fast,
I want my son back,
I hope you know what you're doing, Earl,
Yeah,
Me too,
And I think you should leave the gun,
If you bring it with you, you gonna have a reason to use it,
and you came this far without it,
You know what? You're right,
I never liked guns anyway,
Good luck,
Thanks,
I'm gonna need it,
All right, it's 10 after,
Yo, if I'm not out in 20 minutes, something's wrong,
Call Vickie, She'll know exactly what to do,
And I don't want you to worry about Dre,
I don't think he'll hurt Dre, Dre's his only leverage,
Okay,
Hey,
I got you,
Okay,
Be safe,
Take a seat,
No, I'd much rather stand, if you don't mind,
That's an awful small bag you got there,
Just part of it,
Where's Candy?
She in the car, waiting on my call,
All right, Where's the boy?
Slow down, playboy,
Business first,
No, man, I need to see Dre,
Alright, alright! Calm down,
Dre, come out here,
You gonna be okay,
Yeah, he good,
Where's the rest of it? - It's close, all right?
But I, I need to get the little man to safety first,
What'd you just say to me?
Safety?
This my son, motherfucker,
You don't run shit in here, bitch,
Come on, Dre!
Come on, man! Come on!
Candy!
Get em!
What the fuck just happened?
Hurry up! Candy, Candy!
Come on,
Come on, come on, come on,
Get in, get in!
Go, go, go!
Shit!
Y'all, my friend Richard's havin' a huge birthday party
in Beverly Hills and he got a big old mansion up there,
and everybody gonna be there,
Trust and believe I'm going,
And, of course, as Lady Gaga,
Why you at it then, you could, you know,
probably take Candy with you,
You know, you could take her as Pandora,
That'd be just her speed,
Yeah, and you could put a ring in your nose
and be my trick,
Candy, you need to leave the little man from a few days?
Yes, Oh, please,
Okay,
- I got you, girl, I got you, - I know, thank you,
Sure, I know what men like,
Ms, Robinson, I wonder if you know who did this to you,
Everything was working fine until I took something,
You know, I, I took something that was very valuable
that belonged to a, a real bad man,
And at first, I didn't tell Candy, so she got in trouble,
I'll admit that,
And so here we are,
That's quite an interesting story,
What a tangled web we weave, when first we try to deceive,
You know, deception is born out of fraud,
It belongs to the family of stealing, lying, manipulation,
I'm gonna tell you a story about a man,
He was a man of great pride,
He was arrogant,
He was intelligent,
He was handsome,
He always got people to do things for him,
Most of the time,
it was things that he wouldn't do himself,
He was afraid to do himself,
He used people and then he judged them for their actions,
Taking things that were not his,
It made him a coward,
This man was me,
I was greedy,
Selfish,
I had to make a choice,
I had to figure things out,
That was the day I chose the spiritual path,
To follow the light,
It's the only way out,
Cheryl, I haven't talked to your father in quite some time,
How's he doing these days? - Uh,,,
We don't talk much,
Um,
Yo, are, are you sure we can even trust these people?
Like, have you dealt with them before?
How long have you known him?
Yeah, I mean, I've known him for,,,
Hello?
This is Lieutenant Woods
of the Los Angeles Police Department,
Is this Cheryl Robertson?
Yes,
Cheryl, I would like to talk to you about your sister,
Gnae Robertson,
Okay,
Well, thank you,
What's up?
Candy, is everything all right?
Was that your people or what?
Huh?
Oh, uh, yeah,
No, uh, that was the hospital,
Everything's fine,
All right, good, Uh,,,
This guy I'm meeting, What's his name?
Peter, Uh, his name's Peter,
But let's not worry about him right now,
We meet Chice tomorrow and if this plan of yours
doesn't go through, Peter will be the least of our problems,
Chice is a very vicious and dangerous man,
And I'm afraid of him,
Every, everything will be fine, I got you,
You, you just do your part,
Okay, Well, I gotta get to the hospital, okay?
I'll see you later,
Okay,
See you tomorrow,
Messed up my J's,
Damn, Misty, Your shit stink,
My God,
♪ Tell me how did I land myself in this ♪
♪ He put me in a bad position ♪
♪ Now how do I save myself ♪
♪ How do I save my soul ♪
♪ I just don't know, what do I do ♪
♪ What do I do ♪
♪ How did I land myself here ♪
♪ Can anybody hear me at all ♪
♪ It's a garbled situation ♪
♪ I guess I'll do whatever I have to escape his grasp ♪
♪ What do I do ♪
♪ What did you think would happen ♪
♪ What did you really expect ♪
♪ You just thought it would happen forever ♪
♪ Well now what do you think ♪
♪ Now what should I tell y'all ♪
♪ What do I do ♪
♪ Where did I go ♪
♪ What did I do ♪
♪ How do I make this decision now what do I do ♪
2-11 in progress, Backup requested,
Ralph's Market, corner of Florence in Crenshaw,
10-100, domestic dispute,
3005 North 35th Street,
4-81 hit and run,
8100 block of Western Avenue,
Foot pursuit in progress,
Backup requested,
All units in the area of Alameda and Van Ness, Code 3,
10-20 in progress,
Suspect barricaded, shots fired,
10-50, Disabled person in need of assistance,
5405 Slauson Avenue,
Jack's Burgers,
4-17, Crenshaw Baldwin Hills Mall Food Court,
Fish Bone,
Suspect with sword,
Female,
Black, 5"6',
140 pounds,
Last name Robertson, first name Bebe,
Approach with caution,
Code four,
Crenshaw Mall, suspect apprehended,
What the fuck is this?
All right, clown,
Let's see what you got here,
"You've been clowned"?
What the fuck is this shit?
Get him, god damnit!
I'm gonna enjoy killing that fucking clown,
Chice!
Man, don't leave me!
Chice!
- I'm punching this bitch! - No, no, no, no!
The lights, Vickie!
Oh!
Oh, wait!
Oh! You one crazy bitch!
Do not lose them,
Move that shit!
God damnit!
Don't move, Keep your hands where I can see 'em,
Okay, Ready?
Candy, hold on,
I, I don't know about this arrangement,
All right? I don't know, it's just, it's,,,
It's this feeling that I have, I just-
Relax, Don't worry,
I set everything up,
Go,
Okay,
Right on time, He's on this one,
This is Candy, Leave a message,
Candy,
Listen,
I need you to answer your phone, right now,
There's some cops out here,
Yo, did you fucking set me up?
Yeah, well, now you know,
I'm gonna holler at you later on today,
Can I talk to you?
Let me call you back, Let me call you back,
What's going on, man? - I gotta talk to you,
Y'all wanna talk to me about?
Don't worry about it,
- What's going- - We'll fill you in,
Man, this is a beautiful view,
Yeah, well, I like it,
Wow,
Okay, let's finish this business,
Oh, okay,
Yeah,
Ooh!
Oh,
You got another bag?
Be right with you,
I need another bag, I got you, man,
Okay,
Ooh!
Hey,
I love you, man, I love you,
Yeah, it's done, Yeah, I'm gonna see y'all there,
I'm gonna meet y'all there,
Excuse me!
Hey, I got a toast,
I got something to say to y'all,
Come on, Let me, let me say it,
Let me get it off my chest,
Hey, everybody,
How y'all doing? Good to see you,
So, um, I wanna make a toast, all right?
Um,,,
First of all, I wanna make a toast to you guys,
My beautiful, wonderful friends,
Secondly, which should be first, honestly,
I wanna toast upstairs to a higher power to be that, um,
gave us the safe passage to be here all safely together,
But that came with a great cost,
I lost my best friend,
My dear friend, my brother James,
Me being responsible for my best friend's death
is something I have to live with for the rest of my life,
And you know what?
That's okay,
You know why it's okay?
Because James,,,
James forgave me,
My higher power forgave me,
You know why? Because that's just the type of guy he was,
He was loving, he was kind,
and he was so much understanding,
So,,,
So, with that said,
Cheers to you, James,
And, your beautiful cabana on the beach,
Cheers,
You know, I've been thinking,
There's something I owe you,
Brother, you dreaming,
Candy ain't gonna never let you hit that,
I'm dreaming?
I just had this crazy-ass dream,
Well, this ain't no dream, Earl,
Ooh, he was scared, wasn't he?
Keep dreaming,
I was dreaming?
Ain't this a bitch!
♪ Once upon time in his prime was a G ♪
♪ Known in the streets as a wannabe ♪
♪ Girl dream time came along, a little queen ♪
♪ Beautiful, tentative, sexy little thing ♪
♪ On the blaze, Southern James caught up taking Chice ♪
♪ Funny money get dummy, better get out the streets ♪
♪ 10 minutes of pleasure, your life will never measure ♪
♪ Baby, gotta do better, get a Jabo that'll never let up ♪
♪ Under pressure, took your son, messy ♪
♪ Mama got it bloody, baby daddy had her running ♪
♪ Praying that you make your frustration hella impatience ♪
♪ Ain't that the bitch, just trying to make a little bacon ♪
♪ In and out of station trucks, stop money chasin' ♪
♪ Took a vacation down south with Jamaicans ♪
♪ Out of patience, make a wager, homie in the basement ♪
♪ Better face it, not the matrix, work like we not playin' ♪
♪ Ain't this a bitch ♪
♪ When you're caught up in a twist ♪
♪ Tryin' to make a dime on the lick ♪
♪ Ain't this is a bitch ♪
♪ When you grope with the snitch ♪
♪ No respectin' mama and it's the kids ♪
♪ Woke up this morning, got bills to pay ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Boss man talking, ain't hearing what he say ♪
♪ Say what ♪
♪ Life's a hustle every single day ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Stress got me feeling like I'm gonna sway ♪
♪ Ain't this a bitch ♪
♪ I'm tryin' to get rich ♪
♪ But all these troubles got me in a stitch ♪
♪ Money's the racket and life a switch ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Dreaming of freedom but we bound to pitch ♪