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I won,
Michaela!
You're splashing me!
- Ow! - That's enough, girls,
She got my book wet!
I missed this,
How do you do it?
She's annoying,
Eli's the best,
Don't worry, one day she will lose,
Last week we were in the army, now we're here!
We're beating the system ,,, we're screwing them,
You said it,
We're daydreaming, we're gonna be late,
Oh no,
I'm taking a leak,
Shushan, not in the,,, ew,
Wait for me,
Rule no, 1 -
You're going to work your butts off in this kibbutz,
You got here just in time for the wheat harvest,
but it's not the only thing you'll do,
You'll work in the kitchen, the laundry and the cowshed,
Wipe that smile off your face, Rosenthal,
I was about to express my joy at your safe return from the army,
Yoav protected us,
I wouldn't let him protect a cactus,
Yoav,
you're in charge of the work roster,
Good luck,
For those whose brains were erased this past year,,,
- Oh, please, - I'll repeat,
- Zvika, Zvika,,, - Any volunteers?
Michaela, -What?
- Any boys? - Quiet,
Rule no, 2 - No fraternizing in the dorms,
- Boys and girls stay separate, - Oh, Zvika,
Why?
Boys and girls
stay separate,
More rules -
No earning money,
No disturbing the kibbutz residents,
No taking food from the dining hall, Shushan,
- It's not only me,,, - And most of all,,,
- no taking any vehicles off the kibbutz, - Take a look,
He can't take his eyes off her,
A jeep got stuck in Gaza and the guy who took it got shot,,,
I'm looking at Zvika, dude,,,
Zvika, right,,,
It's not only me,
I saw you staring at her at the pool,
You think?
I'd never go near that psycho,
No,
give me someone stable,
with a good head on her shoulders,
Eli,
- so beautiful, - but so much trouble,
But go for it, Ronchuk,
Knock yourself out,
Let's see you afterwards,
- Yoav,,, - Guys, I'm talking to you,
- You're full of crap, - Hey,
You got the hots for her too,
Be quiet, I have one minute before I'm off to Priscilla,
Priscilla!
Zviki, what do you have that she gravitates to you ?
What none of our guys have,
Shush, show some respect for the paratrooper regiment,
Their command room is in the kibbutz,
The company commander, Eldar,,,
The loser!
Gonen,
Wasn't he killed yet?
- "Remember,,," - Sit down,
Sit down,
- Lady! - What? -Shush,
Zviki, your fly is open,
Tomorrow, 5 a,m, in the wheat field,
Yoav, pick three people for the task,
divide the rest into kitchen and cowshed duty,
- Clear? - Clear, clear,
How did we get stuck with this while that slacker gets to drive?
His shoulder hurts,,,
Hurry up, we don't have all day,
Tell him to work too,
Shushan,
Right,,, -His shoulder,
He's gotta get it treated,
Did you try to get ahold of Misha?
What?
Some kibbutz guys are out for revenge,
Whoever catches him gets 200 liras,
But no making money, huh? Sonofabitch,
That Zvika,
He left out the most important part,
Avraham, we're done,
Looks good,
Shushan, it's all yours,
Don't back up, Shushan,
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You idiot, You broke the machine!
You know what it's gonna take to fix it?
But I shifted into first gear,
Your tractor's fucked, it's not me,
Loser!
You think they'll ask me to pay for the tractor? -Nah,
Yoavi, go dance,
No way,
Hey!
- Look, Udinka, - What? - You put one here,
Like this, Then the other one,,,
Help me out,
They didn't get rid of him the whole time we were in the army?
Ron, why didn't you ask us to help?
200 liras, that's a meal for everyone at "Me & Me,"
Including Shushan,
- Losers, - Why did you come here?
We're here, -Idiot,
Eli, Zvika will kill you,
Hey!
- She wants an orange, - Cool it,
It's for the trap,
Excellent,
Well, if it isn't the losers' group,
Well?
Are you looking for Misha?
You don't stand a chance, I have a plan for that porcupine,
Wow, what's that? Give it here,
I put rock salt bullets inside for the porcupine,
So be careful, less than 20 meters is lethal,
OK, what's the deal, Eldar?
No more Arabs in Gaza? You hunting porcupine now?
Have pity,
I'd shoot you in the balls, Yoav,
but I'm afraid I'd miss such a small target,
Shithead,
The best you can do with that is catch a caterpillar, -Fine,
He's used to your crappy traps,
Not this metal,
I'm telling you, five minutes and you got a porcupine,
Misha, shmisha,
- Wait, you have to,,, - Move, I know how to use it,
Eli,
Drop it,
You laughed a second ago, You don't believe me?
I was making fun of Ron, Drop that thing,
- Give it, -He's mine, - Move, stupid,
Let's go, let's go, Where is he?
There he is, left,
I hope it works,
What's up, Eli?
The orange season is over?
In your dreams,
There he is!
Ron, tell her how much we missed her when we were out on our mission,
Tell her how much we thought of her in Eilat,
Tell her about the diving star I got in Eilat,
Tell her about my new van,
What van? Subaru, you jerk,
What, you have van? I didn't see it at your place,
Shit, shit, let's go!
Eli, you didn't hear the most important story,
About the ambush and how Yoav was such a brave commander,
I saved your ass, say thank you,
Sshhh,,,
OK
OK, let's go get him,
From where? It's all burrows down there,
You go in, you don't come out,
It's crazy in there,
Udi, how do you know so much about porcupines?
- Once a week we used to,,, - Sshhh,,,
Misha,
Misha, I lied, Come out,
We won't eat you,
OK,
- What are you doing? - Finishing the bastard off,
This porcupine must die,
Way to go, Udi,
Oh yeah!
Udinka, you're the man,
Eldar caught him, he told Udi to carry him,
So he can cook him,
As I said,
Eldar's a murderer,
A murderer with 200 liras,
Eli, Eli,
Ron, stay on him,
Yoav, kick it to me,
- Ron, I got her, - Yoav, I'm open,
Eli!
- Go to her, - Get Eli, get Eli,
Eli, over here,
- Yes, Eli, Eli, - Idiots,
- Over here, - Look at them,
- Run, Yoav, run, - Pass it,
No, no!
Yes! Goal!
Great job, Hila,
No, I was looking at her,
I didn't see, -What a team!
What a team!
Oy!
Very nice, but it was offside,
What?
- Offside my ass, - It was offside,
No, it was on your side,
Guys, it doesn't count, Offside, Hila?
I'm not sure,
Michaela?
What?
Was it offside?
What's offside?
Can you take your shirts off already?
If it'll help,
I'll take my shorts off too,
Shushan!
- Take 'em off! - Udi!
Tell me the truth,
Go ahead,
Ron, it wasn't offside,
You see?
You're just busting balls,
Guys, cut it out,
OK, I'm done,
I'm taking a shower,
- Ron! - Guys, the game's over,
- Ron! - Big deal, it's just a game,
Fine, Learn how to play,
- Gimme the cigarette, - You coming to the dining hall?
We have to celebrate that goal,
Shushan, it doesn't work,
Damn,
Michaela, are you staying?
No, I'm going to watch "Ironside,"
Who's coming to the dining hall?
- Wait, - Bye, Michaela, have fun, -Shut up,
Ron!
Shushan, come here,
Cheers,
Eli?
I'm crazy about you,
- You know that? - Cut the bullshit,
It's not bullshit,
Really, I swear,
Yeah, right,
Fine, don't believe me,
How's Danny?
Not the same after the Yom Kippur War,
And he doesn't talk about it,
What does your mom have to say?
My mom doesn't say anything, She's afraid,
I'm the only one who talks in that house,
And I'm here,
Well,
at least an army career is out,
What about you?
You wanted to be an officer and all that shit too,
Yeah,
I,,,
it's not for me,
My mind , , ,
is different,
And I have dreams outside the army too,
What dreams?
Getting the hell outta here,
Seeing the world,
Yoavi,
wow,,,
you surprise me,
I can see you living in London or somewhere,
You can?
Sure,
Why are you laughing?
You surprised me, Yoavi,
Yoav and Eli maybe?
Nah,
Must be Udi and Michaela,
Does the tractor work?
It works,
Tomorrow we start plowing,
Whatever you say, Shushan,
you rando,
Who's in there?
I don't have a clue,
It's been going on for a while,
I'm telling you,
it sounds like Eli,
Hila is about to explode, she ate four mars bars,
Why so quiet?
Go listen,
I know who that is,
Don't they know we can hear them?
Did you hear that?
Must be Udi jerking off,
Your dad jerks off,
Who are we talking about?
A mystery,
Who is having sex in the dorm?
Not Eli, not Michaela, not me,
I know,
Golda,
Oy, that's good,
Oy, that's good, that's good,
- More, that's good, - No, no, -What?
Hila, that's a bad imitation,
That was a good imitation,
It was pretty good, but,,,
- Citizens of Israel,,, - OK,
Speech, speech,
This is not the first time that we,,,
are being tested,,,
by a war that was forced upon us,
Yes? This is not the first time,
They are merely a few Egyptians
with nothing between their ears, yes?
Because the Jewish soldier is brave, he is moral
and he is smart, I have no doubt,
No one panic,
And if I may,
start,,,
start panicking,
And be scared, for tomorrow we die,
For no reason, a stray bullet,
- a missile or just suicide,,, - Yoav,
Well?
What are you all doing here?
Go on, back to your outpost,
Big ass officer,
Screwing chicks from the kibbutz, huh?
Yoav, say that to my face,
Say it to my face, Can you?
- Eldar, calm down, - More of the nice things you said,
Talk to me about war, I dare you,
My brother was wounded in that war, you piece of shit,
Your brother was wounded in that war?
My uncle was killed at the Suez Canal, his wife died of sorrow,
His son sleeps in my bed,
Your brother was wounded in the war,
Tell me something I don't know,
How about we lower the flags to half mast
and wear black, Actually, let's all die
because Eldar's brother was wounded in the war,
Stop, -Let go of him! You baboons,
Udi,
What you got there?
Water,
I think,
Wait,
On automatic, To be on the safe side,
Whoa,
Another one?
What? You just unloaded a cartridge,
Let's go,
I'm crazy about you,
Anyways, you're being ridiculous,
- No I'm not, - Look,
they love sitting there talking crap
and scaring us,
They sit there every week talking about the Arabs, about Egypt,
shooting the breeze,
They know what they're talking about,
They're experts,
Sadat will do anything to get the Sinai back,
What are you saying?
- We have to go to war again? - Yes,
If not now, then sometime soon,
There's no telling what that madman will do,
- The only solution,,, - Huh? -Is peace,
Peace?
What peace?
You think Sadat will agree to anything?
What about Yamit? And the settlers?
What'll they do? Move to Ramat Aviv?
When pigs fly,
It's not nice that you were late,
I wasn't late,
- You were, - No, I was right on time,
What's that?
- What's with the electricity? - Must be a fuse,
What's going on?
Did you see what just happened?
Thanks,
Wow, wow, wow, wow,
I'm not going near that psycho,
So much beauty, so much trouble,
Crazy,
You're all talk,
You agreed with me,
You piece of shit,
You're scared, huh Ron?
Scared she'll say no?
How far will that get you, man?
You know how many times you'll hear "no" in your life?
Maybe the word you'll hear the most,
Being scared of her will get you nowhere,
You're talking to me about fear?
We saw you in the ambush,
A 20-year-old smurf,,,
A 20-year-old smurf just like you,
But with responsibility,
For some reason I was appointed commander, so yes,
I stand by my decision,
Besides, Eli haunts me at night,
you think I won't try my luck because I said she's trouble?
Listening to everything I say, You gotta grow a pair, Ron,
Yeah? -Yeah,
So we'll both try our luck with Eli and see what happens,
Now you're talking like a man,
I thought we're friends,
We're friends, so?
Man, she's driving you nuts, huh?
Yeah, we know,
Yoav the saint, here to contribute to his country,
I didn't say that,
You came here to do whatever the fuck you feel like,
Soon Eli will bore you
and you'll move on, you always do,
As soon as the female volunteers got here,
Eli was a thing of the past,
If she has half a brain, she won't even look at you,
If she doesn't, then she's an idiot,
Why am I even arguing with you?
What the hell?!
Fuck!
Eldar, I swear, is that you?
Let's get the sonofabitch,
That was so cool,
- And accusing Eldar? - Awesome,
- Awesome,
What? I don't care,
"I don't care,"
Hi, -Hi,
Hila, did you see her jeans?
I think they're "Levi's,"
Fuck,
Motherfucker,
Move, move, Let me shower,
- Let me take a shower, - Move,
That was some shower you got,
You guys are nothing but trouble,
Us?
- Yeah, - It was that asshole
who's sleeping with your girl!
Yoav, shut up,
She's not my girl and stay out of it, asshole,
piece of shit, go take a shower,
Why are you being so stupid?
I've had it,
What?
Let's call it quits,
OK?
That thing with the ambush stops here and now,
Stop second-guessing me,
I stand by my decision, OK?
And it was the right one,
So stop it, things are shitty as it is,
Let's just put it behind us,
How time passes
slowly,,,
Ron, can you sing something else?
I can't listen to that anymore,
Eli likes the album, so he does too,
So what if I like what she likes?
It's embarrassing,
You don't stand a chance with her,
Oh yeah?
Poor thing,
Tell me, Shushan,
where's the pita from and why do you think you can eat it now?
From Rafah,
And I can, this isn't special ops,
Ron,
turn off the light,
Fuck this, where's that enemy unit? I'm dying to sleep,
What are you doing? No one charges, period,
So what, make them a salad?
Stop it,
They're unarmed, I see them,
We can arrest them, we don't have to open fire,
Udi, let's just let them pass,
What if they're armed?
What do you think they'll do to the first soldier they see?
They're not armed, I see them,
And no one has to know,
Let's just let them pass,
Udi,
What?
Do I kill someone or wait for them to pass?
I say let them pass,
They're right here,
What's the rush, huh?
You wanna tell Eli what a hero you are for wasting some Arabs,
Idiot,
Shushan, what do you think?
I dunno, whatever you decide,
I'm on a full stomach, so it's all good,
Whatever, I make the decisions here
and I decide we're not opening fire,
End of discussion,
They're gone,
What are you doing here?
We have to organize a party,
Not me, I'm going to sleep,
Don't be a nerd that breaks tradition, Yoav,
Yoav, get out of your funk,
So someone poured garbage on you, it's not like anyone can tell the difference,
And you deserved it,
OK,whatever, I'm going to bed,
Three points, Udinka,
Go on, get out!
Move, not like that, sicko,
All muscle, no brain,
Turn around for a second,
Turn around,
So annoying,
You stole Zvika's keys?
No way,
I borrowed them,
- Hallelujah, - Sshhh,,,
OK,
Eli, come with me to the cupboard,
I'll get the bread with Ron,
You go to the fridge, you're the only one who can open it,
OK,
So, Ron boy,
someone dumped garbage on you,
Eldar, that dick,
He wanted to humiliate us in front of the German chicks,
Are you into those volunteers, too?
Not really,
A little,
They're a novelty, it'll wear off,
I saw you gawking at them in the dining hall,
You and Yoav, like wolves,
It doesn't mean anything,
Help me reach
the bread,
What?
What "what?"
She's getting it on with him,
Getting it on?
- What does that mean? - Ron,
You think they're getting it on,,,
No way,
Way,
Your smell is driving me crazy, What is it?
I thought you're into Yoav,
- Ron? - Did you hear that?
Yoav and his bullshit,
Wait,
Where to?
Of all the things you could have said,,,
Ron, you jerk,
We're stuck!
Eli, Eli,
the prettiest girl,,,
- What, Ron? - in the world,
I'm always an idiot when I'm with you,
I don't know how to act,
Because you're drunk,
It's more than that,
You know,
Right?
This is how I feel about you,
Ron,
you remember, right?
Remember what?
The irrigation shift,
You don't mean that,
Yes, I didn't know,
- Who knew we'd have a party? - I'll go,
- No, Eli, I'll go, - Oops,
- Are you alright? - Yes,
Now girls are in love with her too?
It's global,
Can I ask you to dance with me?
Come on, let's dance,
What's wrong?
More drama with Udi?
Shut up,
Maybe next time you won't let the whole kibbutz hear you,,,
At least I have sex and don't pretend like I do,
And what did I do?
Sleep with Eldar?
It's not as if Udi and I are an item,
I can't help it if he's possessive,
You, the holy virgin,,,
Ron and Yoav are drooling over you and you do nothing,
I'm afraid,
I'm,,,
It,,,
It's not easy for me like it is for you,
Udi, what happened last night?
She mentioned him and--
- so Ron, if you don't understand-- - Alright, tour guide,
Idiot,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
- Udi, ask her what brand that is, - Leave me alone,
What's with you?
- What do you want? - Like you'll buy it if you know,
I'm just asking, what,,,
Seriously?
Stop,
Udinka, maybe we shouldn't,
Stop!
Turn around,
It's all good,
Udi, listen,
You're overreacting,
- Udi, hey, hey, hey! - Udi!
Hey,
- Udi, - Put that back,
Udi, stop,
Put it down,
Udi, -Udi,
Eldar has nothing to do with this,
This is between you and me,
- Udi, forget this idiot, - Calm down,
Udi, you're losing it,
You think it's funny?
Do you, Eldar?
You fuckin' snake, you Arab killer,
Scared of someone with a weapon,
Udi, -Move and I'll shoot you too!
Now you pick up a rifle?
John Lennon until you think someone's touching your girl?
She's not yours,
She's not property,
And there's no such thing as a conservative hippie,
Stop, you moron!
Udi, stop,
That's enough,
Drop the weapon,
Udi, drop the weapon,
Yoavi, play something for us,
Yoav,
Yoav, -Hmm?
Are you alright?
Uh huh,
they got a great strip here,
- "They got?" - Don't you start,
It's nice here, That's all,
Eli, it's theirs, It's us fucking up the whole thing up,
Yoavi, you don't know what you're talking about,
- Why not? - Cut it out,
Stop that, no politics,
- Stop looking at them, - What?
Just stop,
Ron, don't make a big deal, huh?
Fine,
Hello,
Why is he doing this?
God be with you,
What did he want, Ron?
Nothing,
Just bullshit,
- Good for her, - OK I'm hungry,
Twenty falafels in a bag, three whole pitas, one plain,
and two halves with everything in them,
- Coming up, - Thank you,
This is for the grape juice too,
Anka?
She disappeared, -What?
We were at the falafel stand, then I went to buy,,,
a souvenir for her and when I got back, she wasn't there,
Where are those dudes that were here?
The vendor said she talked to someone and they left,
Take the car, wait for us outside the neighborhood,
Udi?
You think she got lost?
Got lost? They took her,
Who took her? You're always overreacting,
Yoav!
Let's go,
Hey, you,
Don't move, Where is she?
- What do you want? - Tell me where she is!
Where?!
Piece of shit, where?!
Ron!
What are you doing? Ron, stop!
Listen,
I know you understand Hebrew,
tell us where she is and he'll stop,
I took her to the bathroom,
- Motherfucker-- - That's enough, Ron,
Let's go,
Ask her if he hurt her,
Are you alright?
I'm sorry,
I made a mistake,
I thought he hurt her,
I freaked out,
I'm sorry about what happened in the kitchen,
You should be,
Idiot,
A good shower,
Hey, Hey,
Hallelujah,
The beard's finally growing out,
What are you talking about?
You don't even have a Bar Mitzvah mustache,
What's that?!
The bearded man,
Very funny,
It's not my fault you're hairy,
Sadat is coming to Israel,
What?
- When? - In three days,
He was invited to speak at the Knesset,
Seriously? Congrats,
There will be peace yet!
It'll be on TV,
Peace,,, If it's true I'll eat my hat, -Mister!
Get the hat ready,
Sadat and peace,,, And a beard,
It's there, Shushan, right?
Not exactly,
I welcome the president of Egypt
upon his arrival to our country and to our Knesset parliament,
The flight from Cairo to Jerusalem is short,
but the distance between them was infinite until yesterday,
President Sadat bridged that distance,
Hi, Yoavi,
How you gonna screw us this week?
How's it going?
What? Yeah, Good,
Good, It's just,,,
that stupid Zvika,
I arranged the whole week,
now he wants me to add the irrigation shifts in too,
It's OK, don't worry,
You're in the children's home this week,
Great, exactly what I wanted,
a whole week of screaming kids,
Every girl's dream, Thanks,
Would you rather get up at 3 a,m, the whole week?
Calm down, I was joking,
That crap is like guard duty,
Don't worry,
First shift is mine and Eli's,
Where am I?
The cowshed,
Not with Michaela,,,
Yes with Michaela,
OK, fine,
You go with Eli, I'll take the cowshed,
Alright?
Ya!
We'll change it in a second,
Help me out,
Why can't anything just work smoothly?
Udi, it'll pass,
You'll end up the coolest couple of the group,
Whatever,
I really have feelings for her
and I know she's unsure, but,,,
why go with that fuckin' militant officer?
I wish I was more like Michaela,
You're just like her,
driving all the guys crazy,
My mom can't handle Danny anymore,
And my dad's no help,
What does she expect you to do?
Apply for an early discharge?
I don't know,
I can't imagine it,
I slept with Ron,
And,,,?
And that's it,
Great, I'm proud of you,
I'm going in, You coming?
You got it? -Yeah,
You're running away?
Stop, stop, it's not funny!
Are you angry?
No, I'm not angry,
I just don't get it,
aren't you embarrassed to act like this?
No, I'm not embarrassed,
What?!
The door of the aircraft is opening,
The image you're seeing now
is being broadcast worldwide,
Among the invited guests, two former prime ministers,
Mrs, Golda Meir and Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin,
Everyone is pleased,
they seem fairly tense and excited too,
No doubt, they were part of this effort,
First to disembark are security officials
and the Egyptian television crew
to film the president,
He's here,
Muhammad Anwar el-Sadat,
59 years old,
The president of Egypt,
- Stretch it tight, - Doesn't look like it,
Tight,
I asked already,
Yes,
There is something different about you,
You bitch,
Eli, watch out, you're on the border,
I don't even think there are landmines,
There aren't, guys,
They want to keep us in line and get the volunteers excited,
Eli, be careful, the landmines!
OK, we've checked,
Let's get back to work,
There's nothing out there, I'm going to check,
Ron, cut it out,
Eli, Eli, Eli,
- Are you alright? - Eli, some water?
- Yeah, get her water, - I just want to go to my room,
- I'll take,,, - I'll come with, -No,
I just have to take a shower and change, I'm good,
Ron,
Hey,
Are you alright?
Yes,
OMG, Move,
That was scary,
I'm so happy nothing happened to you,
dining hall, OK?
Hila?
Wait up, I'm coming,
Peace for us all
in the Arab lands
and in Israel
as well as in every part of this big world
which is so beset by conflicts,
I come to you to build together
a permanent and just peace,
I hail the Israeli voices
that called for the recognition of the Palestinian people's right
to achieve and safeguard peace,
Peace be with us all, God willing,
We haven't had a chance to talk after what happened,
Right,
We haven't had a chance,
I had a great time
and I wanted,,, that is, if you want,,,
Hey!
Where to?
Gaza, to get the vehicle inspected,
Then hummus in the square, You coming?
- Sure, - We'll pass,
- You're not coming? - No,
I don't think so,
Go,
Eli,
is something wrong?
No,
I think he didn't come because of Udi,
Stop a sec,
I'm going for a ride, see you later,
The Nachal army band's got nothing on us,
Another one,
Through fingers
Through stares
Between our places
Marked with love
Through dreams
Among roses
Through our loves
On beautiful days,,,
I can't hear you!
Of legends
Time passes, time has passed by
Time is almost up
Summer, winter, autumn, spring
One more year,,,