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'Shri Amritsar, the house of abundance,'
'It's residents have two permanent jobs, eating and feeding,'
'And the protagonist of this story is my friend, Jaggi,'
'who has no one,'
'And yet he fought against his circumstances,'
'He worked at a roadside inn but didn't let it affect his education,'
'Though, he could have studied IELTS and gone abroad,'
'but he didn't leave Punjab,'
'Come, let's see if the poor guy got a job or not,'
Oh, thank you, brother,
What's wrong? You are blocking everyone's way,
He hasn't blocked the way, we have blocked yours,
-What? -What were you doing upstairs with sir?
-Nothing, -When we told you once,
the job was given to someone else, why did you come to argue with sir?
What shall we do with him now?
-Just grab him and let's thrash him, -No,,,
-No, please, -That's right, Grab him,
-Grab him, -Let me go once, I won't return,
Someone save me! Oh, God!
-Oh, God! -Hey,,,
Get lost,
Did you fall from a tree or the sky?
You aren't an alien from the movies, are you?
Don't call me that,
Brother, do I look like an alien to you?
I am a normal guy, Will you drop me to the Ramtirtha hotel?
-Yes, why won't I? -Let's go then,
-Get away, -Hey,,,
Oh, God,,,
Kaale,
Sir, the fare?
-Just wait, -Bravo!
This glowing face suggests that,,,
-Give him money, -It didn't work out again today?
Your face suggests that you got a negative response,
I can tell what's inside from one look at the face,
-Yes, what's the fare? -Fifty rupees,
Then hand it to me and leave,
Sir, I brought him here, he didn't bring me,
Why fifty? Just settle it for twenty-five,
We are locals, Why are you fooling us?
Brother, I beg of you,
I already reduced one hundred fifty to fifty,
-Don't make me reduce it more, -One hundred fifty?
The rickshaw drivers are making more money that the mechanics, Here you go,
-This won't work, It is torn, -Then let it be,
Just go and get it changed, What's the big deal?
This is Kaala motor garage, We are millionaires,
What are you talking about? Are you new in the city?
Well, one is saying he is a millionaire,
The other is wearing a suit,
They too are paupers like me and pretending to be not,
"Kulche-Chole!"
"You threw us out like one tosses a fly out of the tea,"
Here you go, Kaale,
Hide it from the world,
Drink your alcohol and enjoy on your chickpeas,
-Cheers, -Wow,
Brother, your chickpeas are so tasty and your poetry is absolutely tasteless,
-Ouch,,, -It's hot,
Take it easy,
You cook such delicious chickpeas,
Kaale, I have studied so much,
But every interview I go to, I only hear sorry,
-Very good, -What?
-What delicious chickpeas, -Oh, man,
I say that there is nectar in your hands,
Kaale, they are my hands, not a dessert, It's called magic not nectar,
I know, I am talking about the nectar
that makes me drool when I look at your chickpeas,
Such delicious chickpeas
won't even be available in five-star hotels,
Five-star hotel? Have you ever been to one?
-Okay then, I am leaving, -You got offended, Sit down,
Forget about the five-stars,
I am going home, not to a hotel,
-Why? -I just had an amazing idea,
-I think you're drunk, -I'll see you tomorrow,
All right then, brother,
-Take your drinks with you, -Yes, I forgot about that,
Keep this,
-What's this? -I'll take this instead,
Chickpeas?
I can find this high anywhere,
But where will find a high like the one I get from your chickpeas?
I'll see you tomorrow,
Wow!
Bravo,
-Kaale, I have concluded, -What?
If fools had horns, you would have been a reindeer,
Why are you laughing like a lunatic?
I am thinking
that you take so much time daily to tie this noose around your neck,
I make rupees 500 bucks in my garage in the same amount of time,
Kaale, would it have harmed anyone if you had studied a little bit?
It's called a tie,
You can name any relationship but no one helps when one is in need,
What are you talking about? This is a tie,
And don't bore me, I have to go for an interview,
Listen, you get ready and go everyday, You can't find a job,
-You come back with a long face everyday, -You,,,
I can't see you in pain now, my brother,
I want you to start your own business,
-Business? -Yes,
Do you know how much money one would need for that?
He is talking about business,
What are brothers for?
Don't worry about money as long as your brother is here,
-Take this, -So much money?
-Wow, Mr, Kaale, -Yes,
This will get me a partnership in a sugar mill,
This is not for business,
I gave it to you so you can offer it to God,
Go and pray,
I have made all the arrangements for you,
-Kaale, my friend, let it be, -Have some faith, brother,
If you don't believe me, should I call Babbi?
I have taken four small loans for you,
I have even used the one that I had kept for Kamal,
And you are underestimeter me?
It's called underestimating, not underestimeter,
-I meant the same thing, -Come on, Kaale,
Earn the money and return it to me,
Friendship is on one side and finances are on the other, Got it?
Thank me at least, I have done so much for you,
Say it,
How should I speak? You have put your hand over my mouth,
All right, then,
Be happy now and go pray,
When you return to the garage, your whole setup will be ready,
Praise the Gods,
"God gives whatever is asked for,"
'Dear God,'
'they say you come in human form'
'to save those in trouble,'
'You are residing inside my friend Kaala,'
'He is helping me start a business,'
'Praise Guru Ramdasji,'
'Have mercy on us,'
'Keep blessing us,'
'Now we are on a roll, Jaggi Singh,'
'A rotating chair,'
'Bungalows, cars,'
'Domestic help, All the good things in life,'
What's this?
It seems that Kaala leased this place to a hawker so I can start my business,
This is real friendship,
Where is my brother? Kaale?
Where is my intelligent friend?
Kaale, Kaale, my brother,
-How's it going? -How are you?
Hold on, My clothes are dirty,
Kaale, show me my business setup,
-Business setup? -Show it to me,
Come along then,
Here,,,
No, Kaale, I don't want to eat Kulche, Just show me my business setup,
This is our business, my brother,
This cart is yours and this is your servant, Raamu,
Kaale, don't joke, Tell me, where is the office you opened?
Don't make jokes,
I am not joking, This is the idea that I got last night,
This is our business,
Look, I even named it after our grandfather,
Puran Singh Kulchewaala, Get ready quickly,
Is that so?
I get it, Kaale,
I too was wondering how can a mechanic get work for an engineer?
You acted just like a mere mechanic,
What would a garage owner know about life?
Is that so?
This very garage has taught me about life,
Cars worth billions turn into scrap within two years,
The same applies to your degrees,
A vehicle can be repaired and used,
But without any work, life cannot go on,
That's what I was saying,
That my friend is a mechanic so he will open a spare parts business for me,
But you got me this cart?
Your mindset is so petty, Will I do this work now?
Just do it once for me,
I am sure that no one can make chickpeas like you do,
And no one can make a fool out of someone like you do,
Kaale, you are jealous of my education,
People would say that you are a mechanic and I am an engineer,
You would be happy if I become a small-time vendor,
What are you saying? How can I think that? You are my friend,
Some friend you are!
Friends want their friends to become officers
and you want me to become a small-time chef,
Kaale, don't come in front of me again, Get lost,
-Listen to me, my friend, -Get lost!
You have been a disloyal friend, Remember that, okay?
Hey! Listen,,,
'Such delicious chickpeas won't even be available in five-star hotels,'
Will I become a street vendor after becoming an engineer?
This uneducated, uncouth mechanic has lost his mind,
'So, Mr, Jaggi Singh?'
'You are going again for an interview today,'
'How many interviews have you already given?'
'You silly guy, what if you never find a job?'
I never thought about this,
Sir, what Kaala mechanic can do, even the biggest agencies can't do,
My henchmen work in those agencies, Hold this,
Coming, sir,
The only difference is that I offer tea and they offer coffee,
Jaggi, if you are here to beat me, do it later, brother,
This is my workplace, My clients are sitting here and,,,
And you misunderstood me, I didn't wish ill for you,
Kaale, you are my friend,
What I did not think for myself, you did,
People take one look at my file and reject it,
You saw the pain inside me, Kaale,
I will do this work,
Now you are talking, my friend,
You asked will you become a street vendor from an engineer?
Meet him, Sardar Parwinder Singh,
He has a PhD,
Do you know that famous street cart that sells fritters under the bridge?
-Yes, -He owns it,
-Is that so? -Yes,
-That famous cart belongs to him? -Absolutely,
I used to think this is a menial job,
My friend, this is our problem,
This is our drawback, We don't recognize our talent,
Now look, just as I can't fly an aeroplane,
a pilot can't make delicious fritters like I do,
He said such a wise thing,
The way God has given different faces to everyone,
similarly, he has given us all different talents,
-That's true, -All you need to do is recognize it,
-Our boys spend millions to go abroad, -Yes,
They go there and drive taxis,
They don't feel embarrassed then,
They go and work in restaurants there,
-They don't feel embarrassed there, -Right,
I say they even go there and wash dishes,
They don't feel embarrassed there, I don't know what troubles them here,
That's true,
I have understood,
Kaale, I will show my talent now,
I will work really hard,
There is no looking back,
You must look back, -Why?
Sometimes, customers like me leave quietly from the back without paying,
You have made me so happy, my friend,
"Kulche-Chole!"
You've taken so long, Is the food ready yet?
Coming, sir,
Dish out two plates then,
-Let's start your day, -Hurry up, Bring it here,
-Bring it, -Here you go, sir,
Wow, The aroma is amazing,
Sir, we have to start their day with our order,
Don't just get full with aroma,
Go ahead and taste it, Give us your feedback,
Wow,
Amazing, Perfect spices,
Well son, your chickpeas deserve a million rupees,
-Thank you! -But my problem is
that I only have rupees fifty in cash right now,
No problem, sir,
Your fifty rupees are like millions for us,
Well, Mr, Jaggi, consider your street cart business to be a hit now,
-How's that? -Because your dish
was approved by Mr, Parminder Singh, the fritter king,
You don't know, brother,
his rumours spread faster than the most infectious disease,
He is like a loud speaker,
Go ahead and eat it, sir,
Thank you, God,
"The bullets are being fired on the terrace,"
"Everyone fears for their lives,"
Bravo, So, you are counting how much you made,
Do that later, brother, Let's have a drink first,
Kaale, you interrupted me and I lost count,
You have counted 1100 rupees, 1300 times,
I fear you that you are making more money than you can count,
Kaale, I have earned 1100 rupees for the first time,
That too my own income,
Let me count it one more time,
This silly man will drive himself crazy counting his money,
This isn't your fault, Poor people are bound to act like this,
They see 1000 rupees and count it till only 900 is left,
Don't tear the money now, Come,
-Let's get drunk, -Kaale, my friend,
You are very stubborn,
Yes, Open this now,
"What you let go from your delicate hands?"
I will come early tomorrow and we'll make a couple of hundred more,
-"The mirror of my heart is broken," -Now you have made a royal drink,
-Wow, -Pour just a little for me,
That's enough!
Here we go, my friend,
Kaale, may I count the money one more time?
You fools, losers of the first order,
I was humiliated by high command yesterday because of your mistakes,
What? Which mistake of ours?
Don't you know? I had to go to the party meeting,
You losers took me to a wedding, I am stuck with idiots like you,
Listen to me, Mr, MLA,
-First of all, we are your PAs, -Yes,
Secondly, we are your sister's,,,
-Brothers-in-law, -Brothers-in-law,
You keep humiliating us in front of every Tom, Dick and Harry,
Which Tom, Dick and Harry? It's just the four of us in the car,
Wise people have said that
-even a car may have ears, -Absolutely,
I'll slap you hard across your face,
Are you blind? Can't you drive properly?
-Can't you use the brakes? -They don't work,
I am not that kind of an MLA or minister
who can run people over and move forward,
Get the brakes fixed,
Come on, driver, Turn the car towards the garage,
I'll slap you really hard, you cross-eyed fool,
What did you call me?
Don't think you can treat me this way because of your status,
No one calls me by such names,
My sister died and left me at the mercy of
these good for nothing losers,
Not losers, Nittu and,,,
-Tittu, -Tittu,
-I,,, -Learn some basic respect,
Take us to Kaala's garage and get the brakes fixed first,
Come, I know where Kaala's shop is,
-I know, -I have come here many times,
Which fool is standing in the way?
It's Mr, MLA,
You damn fools,
If you weren't related to my sister, I would have fired you a long time ago,
Do you have the slightest idea about what's going on in the city?
If even a cat has littered in the city,
I am fully aware of how many kittens she had and where she went,
I didn't become an MLA for nothing,
He bought the votes,
He bribed people with alcohol, poppy-husk and so much more,
Hey,,,
-There is a Kulche-Chole cart over there, -Yes,
-Raamu, hurry up and serve the chole, -Yes, sir,
-Go and get a plate served for me, -I'll get it done,
-Should I come along too? -No, you stay here,
-Don't leave the MLA alone, -Greetings, Sir,
Greetings, How are you, Kaale?
How did you happen to come here today?
I came here for my brakes,
-Is that so? -Fix the brakes,
Who parked this scooter in the way,
Listen boys, do one thing, the MLA has come to your street-cart,
-Yes, -Serve a delicious plate of Kulche-chole,
-Hey, I am over here, -Yes, I am looking right at you,
-Be quiet, -Cross-eyed,
Will you call me cross-eyed? I don't even let the MLA call me that,
Come along, Mr, MLA, Please sit over here,
-He is blind too, -Just serve the plates,
Just give me ten minutes, I'll fix the car with ease,
-Ten minutes? -Yes,
-I will eat Chole-Kulche in the meantime, -Go ahead,
That's a great idea,
-Take out my toolkit, -Come on, I will also eat,
-You will eat too,,, -There's just one plate,
Chaabi, where is the wrench?
-He is right here, Sir, -I am not talking about your brother,
Give me the 21-22 wrench,
Sir is asking for 21-22 wrench and you are talking about me,
Come on give now,
I have told Sir so many times either to buy a jack,
or teach us this work,
It is easier for us to crawl under,
Let it be, all's well, we are getting paid for nothing,
Hey, here you go,
-Chaabi, Paana, -Yes,
I have fixed the brakes so well
that the car would come to a halt even at the speed of 500,
-That is why he is called Kaala mechanic, -That is why he is called Kaala mechanic,
This is very delicious,
Wow, It's scrumptious,
Where was your cart selling before this?
I just started this business here,
-Here? -Yes,
-Mr, Minister, -Wow!
This boy is an engineer,
-Is that so? -Yes,
He couldn't find a job so he started this business,
And he is just stuck by bad luck,
He doesn't have anyone in his family,
I had to do something to meet ends meet, That's why I got this street-cart,
No, you did a great job, son, Great job,
I say if all the boys of Punjab learns from you
and start working this very day then Punjab would progress so much,
-Thank you, Sir, -And listen,
-Remember two things I say, -Go on, Sir,
One, don't think that you are alone from now on,
I am here for you as your Uncle,
And secondly,
don't change the taste,
I won't, Sir,
-Come here, -Yes,
Here you go,
You made me happy so I'll make you happy,
-There is no need for this, Sir, -No, I need to do this, Take it,
-This is not just money, it's a blessing, -Take it,
From now on, you are my nephew and I am your Uncle,
And everything was really delicious,
-Thank you, Sir, -Don't change the taste,
If you had served two plates for us
would the taste have changed?
He keeps eating so much while we survive on fumes,
Yes, Let's go,
Enough, Save some for me too,
-Get back, -It's delicious,
It seems like a sweet carrot to me,
What the hell is this?
-Do you see that, brother? -Yes,
If you were on a job, you'd had to salute a man like that,
-Right, -But he saw your talent,,,
and called you his nephew, Right?
This is all because of you, Kaala,
-Wow! -We have a street-cart now,
Our business is up and running, We want for nothing now,
Wow!
Which fool is saying we want for nothing?
-Hey! -I mean, Sir, I am saying
that we do want something,
-What? -What is that?
You must have seen large speakers at people's shops,
They play music and attract more customers, It's fun,
If something like that can be arranged then,,,
I will get that done right away,
"Our work is set,"
"I am fully lit,"
"Our work is set,"
"I am fully lit,"
"I say I am so fit,"
"I will become hit soon,"
"I have worked hard, I didn't take it easy,"
"Your lover has outdone himself,"
"It's a scene from the movies, Check, how dapper people,"
"Come here often in their cars,"
"I have got everything that I asked for,"
"My heart is full of happiness,"
"I have got everything that I asked for,"
"Bad luck is scared of coming towards me,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"It is more than I had imagined,"
"I will be rolling in wealth if God wills it,"
"Slowly, I have got everything,"
"Money is raining on me like the monsoons,"
"It is more than I had imagined,"
"I will be rolling in wealth if God wills it,"
"Slowly, I have got everything,"
"Money is raining on me like the monsoons,"
"My hopes have become higher,"
"All the closed doors have opened,"
"Everyone comes to me for advice now,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now,"
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits,"
Kaale, get me some water, brother,
-Listen to me, -Yes,
Earlier, I thought you won't be able to count so much money,
Now, it seems you will use up all the water on the earth to count your money,
We already have a scarcity of water,
That is why, look, I have made a permanent arrangement for you,
I got you a cash-counting machine,
God bless you, Kaale,
-Yes, -Thank you,
You made things easier for me,
Count cash like they do in banks,
-Listen, -Yes,
You have started earning good money,
You need a girl now who can spend this money,
Right?
Are you suggesting that I should get married?
Absolutely, Only then my turn will come,
-Look, Kaale, -Yes?
You helped start this business,
So, now, this is your duty too,
Find me a girl,
Be my matchmaker,
Is there a dearth of girls?
I can get you married ten times till tomorrow,
-Brother! -Yes,
just get me married once, Make sure it's a suitable match,
All right, then, Get ready,
But listen, don't wear that jinxed suit,
It always gets you a rejection you know,
-I won't, -All right, then,
So, by the way, what are your qualifications?
Uncle, he is the boy, not me,
I was talking to him, You are getting excited for nothing,
I am an engineer,
The boy is an engineer,
Good, Where do you work?
I couldn't find any jobs,
-I started my own business, -Very good,
His business is booming too,
-The boy makes one lac per month, -Very good,
-By the way, what is your business? -He sells Kulche-Chole on a street-cart,
A street-cart vendor?
Didn't I tell you, brother?
Rich people don't think about the kind of work you do, Just how much you earn,
Look, how excited the girl became on hearing about the street-cart,
I am not excited, I am angry, Nonsense,
I that so? Look, Aunty, I feel you are being unfair,
Because you cannot find a son-in-law who makes such delicious chickpeas,
Take him and get out of here,
Our boy has a street-cart that sells Kulche-Chole,
His street-cart is really famous,
-Street-cart? -Yes,
Take the tea back,
If I had know about your street-cart, I wouldn't have let you enter my house,
What? A street-cart vendor?
You could have offered yourself in marriage instead of him,
A mechanic is much better than a street-cart vendor,
You are talking about lacs as if
the boy own a shipping company,
Even if he earns ten lacs,
he is called a street-cart vendor, And what does he sell?
Kulche-Chole,
Oh my God, Kulche-Chole?
Dad, I must marry him,
I love Kulche-Chole,
Look at her,
Oh no, dad,
Have courage, my friend, It's all right,
I'd rather slap you,
You should have got married then, the girl had agreed,
She agreed to eat Kulche-Chole,
-So what if she had eaten a few? -A few?
She would have eaten fifty-sixty along with my cart,
And listen to me,
why do you go everywhere and say I have a street cart that sells Kulche-Chole?
Should I rather say you fly a helicopter? I say what is true,
-Let it be, -He is just talking unnecessarily,
How are you, brother? Do you want to go somewhere?
Are you a man or poison ivy?
You appear everywhere,
Wherever I find passengers,
That's well and good but how do you know that my name is Booti?
You are a Booti,
-Let's go to Kaala's garage, -Yes, Sit,
How much will you charge us?
What does it matter?
I know your circumstances, You will only give me rupees fifty,
-What is he saying? Tell him? -Hey!
Things are not the same as they were,
We will give your rupees hundred,
And we'll give you ten bucks in tip too,
He is treating us too lightly,
-He is underestimeter us, -Brother underestimeter,
Let's go then,
'Earlier he used to give torn 50 rupees with great difficulty'
'and now he is giving tip with 100 rupees,'
'What magic wand has he hot hands on'
'that his situation has changed so drastically,'
I have understood, Kaale,
why our boys and girls go abroad and do menial jobs,
People mock them here that's why,
They go there just to get a taste of it,
Listen to me, you are such a handsome boy like me,
Didn't you ever feel like romancing someone? I mean dreams, desires, etc,
There were so many desires in this heart,
That I could die for each one of it,
This heart had a thousand wishes,
But still, they were not enough,
Bravo,
Brother, what does it mean in Punjabi?
I had a lot of wishes, brother,
A nice car, good clothes,
A girl would love me and I would love her,
Wow!
I wish your brother could have a love marriage too,
But how was that going to work? I had no money,
That is all in the past now, brother,
We have everything today, Eat your leg piece,
Do we lack anything today? If this cart is a problem, we'll throw it out,
How will we earn money if we throw away the cart?
You didn't understand what I'm saying,
Your Kulcha business is in it's top form now,
Give Raamu everything in the morning, he'll sell it himself,
We will fulfill your dreams, brother,
But the street-cart,,,
Do you remember that dialogue from that movie?
All is fair in love and war,
Let's get to it from tomorrow,
Of course, why not?
But, Kaale, car?
Car?
There is this guy called Mehta,
His Mercedes is parked here most of the time,
We won't return it for a month now,
As far as clothes are concerned,
-long live the flea market, -Kaale,
Kaale, how will I repay you?
Pay me right here but give me a kiss first,
No, I'll have to get my face dry-cleaned,
Okay then,,,
Your brother is looking stylish, right?
Listen, did you come here for me or for yourself?
Ohh,
-I have to teach you how to do it, -Is that so?
It is more important that I look better than you,
Don't be jealous,
Oh, my God,
Look over there, A modern girl,
I must tease her, She looks quite happening,
I will talk to her and be right back,
You are going directly? Better don't get us in trouble,
-Just watch your brother, -Go on,
"You are very clever,"
"You make promises and forget them,"
-Hi, -Are you listening?
Where are you? Look at this, These goons are eve-teasing me,
They are fawning over me,
-Hey, -Greetings,,,
You are eve-teasing my wife?
-It seems he met his match, -You dared do that?
Hold this, I have never treated her like that,
Our sister misunderstood us, brother-in-law,
I was just asking for directions to the handicapped home,
-Greetings, sister, -Get out of here,
Greetings, Let's go,
Get out of here,
Kaale, no one dares raise their voice at you,
He really was your brother-in-law,
If he had gotten hold of you,
he would have thrashed you badly,
He didn't, right?
You wouldn't have been safe either, You would've gotten a beating too,
And don't worry,
Now I will take you to such a place
where you will be surrounded by girls,
-One, two,,, -Let's meet tomorrow,
-Wait, -Yes?
Three, four,
Kaale, did you come here to find me a girl or to count for census?
Wait, my friend,
This one looks nice and she is also alone,
-I'll talk to her and come, -Wait,
Breathe, You got us in trouble the last time too,
-This time, I'll go, -Is that so? Go on then,
Do as I have taught you,
-Give a good impression, -We'll come back soon,
No one will say anything,
-Greetings, -Greetings,
I want to talk to you, Do you have five minutes?
Sorry, I have a boyfriend,
Leave him, I'll have to thrash him unnecessarily,
He is a bouncer,
Then he'll thrash us,
Nonsense,
Look, another one is right behind you,
-Excuse me, -Yes?
Do you have five minutes? I want to talk to you,
Do you have fifteen lacs to go to Canada?
Then we can talk our entire lives, not just five minutes,
"Damn you,"
"When my beautiful hair flows,"
"The unmarried girls lose their hearts,"
"The unmarried girls lose their hearts, my love,"
Mr Mehta? What's this?
People are such copycats,
Same Mercedes like mine,
Same colour, same number,
Fake people,
"When my beautiful hair,,,"
What? This is Mehta's car,
Kaale, this car is amazing, I love this,
Hold on, The owner of the car is calling,
Just stay silent,
Yes, Mr Mehta?
I gave my car to you for repairing,
You are using it to woo girls?
You think that Mehta won't say anything?
Sir, why would I woo girls, tell me?
-I was on a test-drive, -On the city roads?
Where else would I test-drive it?
I am just checking which pothole causes damage
to which part of the car,
All right, Fine,
You have written in your shop that only you do satisfactory work, right?
-Do that, son, and Mehta would be happy, -Yes, Yes,
Don't you worry, People only claim that and we actually do it,
I will repair your car in such a way
that it won't even get a flat tyre again,
It won't get a flat tyre? Are you going to put a train's wheels on my car?
Don't put iron wheels, the car's average would turn into zero,
I say don't worry, I'll turn it into a road-roller,
Hello? Hello? I can't hear you, Mr Mehta,
-I can hear you, -Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello!
"She must definitely miss me,"
-Sir, -Yes?
-Give me whatever is left, -Here you go,
-Is that all? -Yes,
You have some more too,
You are worried about juice but just look, how bad my luck is,
I don't think God made a girl for me,
Or she must already be dead,
Have some patience,
You even thought that your street-cart business won't work, But it did, right?
Have faith in God, Everything happens in good time,
Listen to me,
I think whoever is in your destiny, will come from somewhere and
crash into you,
Who the hell is that? Oh God,
I wanted a girl to crash into him, not a car to crash into ours,
You are hard of hearing too,
-Who did this? Let's check it out, -Come on,
Oh God,
Are you blind? You came and crashed into a parked car,
You don't know how to drive and still you are in the driving seat,
We know how to drive, you don't know how to park,
-What? -Who parks in the middle of the road?
A car is parked on the road, Where else would it be parked?
Be grateful that you are a girl,
Ask him, if you had been a boy, I would have given you a thrashing,
-Is that so? Come on then, -What?
-Yes, Tell me, -Why don't you speak?
They damaged our car,
The light of this car costs rupees two lakhs,
Is it a light or water on planet Mars?
-You seem like you are from Mars, -Be quiet,
-Why are you exaggerating a small issue? -Small?
You go ahead, I apologize on his behalf,
Look, how nice the boss is and the driver has no manners,
-Keep quiet, -Learn something from your boss,
Where are they going?
She is your sister-in-law, Sister-in-law,
The one who is driving is your sister-in-law,
Sister-in-law? When did that happen?
Just now, She crashed right into my heart,
-Isn't she pretty? -Your choice is amazing,
-Raamu! -Coming,
What are you doing? Bring another Kulcha,
You are so slow,
Kaala Sir, you have eaten seven Kulchas, this is the eight one,
Do you want your stomach to burst?
Do you want to get your face broken?
Get lost,
Kaale, you may eat ten Kulchas if you like,
But we must find your sister-in-law today,
Am I an animal that I'll eat ten?
I'll just have one more,
And don't worry, your work will be done today,
-Sure? -Yes,
Whether we find my sister-in-law or her friend,
I am talking about my marriage and you are interested in your own affairs,
-Affair? With her? -Yes,
I will never have an affair with her,
She is totally crazy, You misunderstood me, brother,
I think you haven't heard that saying,
A king's life is in his parrot,
I am talking about making her your sister-in-law
and you are talking about parrots, cats, dogs and what not,
Your brain needs to be greased too,
As a king's life is in his parrot,
a friend's life is in his friend,
similarly, friends are very dear to each other,
If we find the friend, we find my sister-in-law,
I got it, Just like the saying
that catch a thief's mother before catching a thief, right?
Wow, Shame on you and many shame upon your saying,
Get me another one,
Just a minute, Stop the car, Stop it,
-Stop the car, Pull over, -What happened?
Look, she is going in that rickshaw,
-Your sister-in-law? -No, her friend,
So? Greetings,
Greetings,
I am not talking to you, I am talking to ma'am,
Greetings, You are all alone today?
If you are so eager then should I call my brothers?
Oh, shit!
Though even I know Karate,
You can snore then, I snore a lot too,
Karate, not snoring,
Oh, okay, No, you misunderstood me,
I was saying that your friend is not with you today,
She has a car and she goes to college in her car,
She is from a rich family,
And aren't you asking me too many questions?
-This information is enough, -What information?
Just start driving, If she starts again, I'll be in trouble,
All right, then, Greetings,
How many times will you say greetings?
-I am talking to him, not you, -Me?
Move along,
'God, give me a magic lamp too, even if it breaks my head,'
I want to tell you something important,
Tell me,
Let's eat golgappas first, then I'll tell you,
Mister, give us two,
Give it to me,
Yes,
Did you put in the sour water?
Now tell me,
Do you remember you crashed into a guy's car?
He has fallen for you,
Yes,
How can you say that with so much confidence?
Look over there,
In the morning too his driver was inquiring about you, He was there too,
-Is that so? -Yes,
Oh, Kaale,
If you had advised me to sell golgappas in a street-cart,
I would have fed her with my own hand,
I could have made you a golgappa and she could have swallowed you,
Girls like golgappas,
Not the ones who sell golgappas,
Golgappa,
-They are going, Come on, -Wait,
-Let's go, -She left,
"I am following you with a different intention,"
"With a different intention,,,"
"I don't look at you with any ill-intentions,"
"I am following you with a different intention,"
"I don't look at you with any ill-intentions,"
"I couldn't have said this to you by myself,"
"That is why Gill came with me to support me,"
"The blush on your cheeks suggests that you like this handsome boy too,"
"Tell me yourself, if you want to spend your life with me,"
"Tell me clearly, Don't talk in circles,"
"Tell me yourself, if you want to spend your life with me,"
"Tell me clearly, Don't talk in circles,"
"I bought you anklets and you can tell me the size of your bangles,"
"Your eyes have driven me crazy,"
"The rest was done by the beauty spot on your chin,"
"The blush on your cheeks suggests that you like this handsome boy too,"
"The boy keeps following you around,"
"This boy comes in a Mercedes to follow you around,"
"This boy comes in a Mercedes,"
"You wear dresses and this Jatt wears denims,"
"You look so pretty in your dresses,"
"You wear dresses and this Jatt wears denims,"
"You look so pretty in your dresses,"
"Your eyes are grey and you have sweat on your lip,"
"It seems, we won't live without each other,"
"There are a million faces here,"
"But your name is on my lips,"
"The blush on your cheeks suggests that you like this handsome boy too,"
"You like this handsome boy too,"
Sorry,
I have been noticing since many days
that you have been following me, Why do you waste your fuel on me?
I am a slave to my heart,
I can't rest if I don't see you,
Is that so?
So Sir is in love?
But have you thought about where this would lead?
Just say yes and I'll do the rest,
I will dedicate my life to you,
not just money and fame,
In that case, we can have coffee,
"I will not be able to talk face to face, dear,"
"Look at me,,,"
How can I praise you? My words are not enough,
May I tell you something? I can't believe my luck,
Don't rely on your luck,
Meet my father soon and ask for my hand in marriage,
He is looking for a boy for me,
Actually, my grandmom is sick,
Dad wants me to get married while she is still here to see it,
I'll talk to him,
"Tie your turban,,,"
Cheers,
"Uncle, Uncle, Uncle,"
"My friend has outdone himself,"
Now tell me what happened in the coffee shop?
I can't tell you what happened,
What on earth have you done?
There's nothing like that,
She said meet my father,
Then meet her father, What's the big deal about that?
I am scared, my friend,
Does her father have Corona Virus?
No, not Corona, do you know how rich they are?
So, are we inferior to anyone? What are you talking about?
You too go like a rich guy, Take the Mercedes,
-Mercedes? -Yes,
-What will I wear? -Bhangra,
I am saying I don't have decent clothes,
What are these? They are clothes,
I can't meet my in-laws in this, I need a formal suit,
Suits? That reminds me, don't wear your jinxed jacket,
Kaale,
I think I can plan something,
Boss, long live the flea market,
We are going to buy ready made dresses,
And you have been taking me all over the streets since morning,
You are too much, Rosie,
Yes, I am starving too,
Look, this is the same street,
I heard they sell delicious Chole-Kulche here,
Please turn the car that side,
You are always hungry, You are never full,
What can a person do if they are hungry?
"All friendships from Primary schools,"
"You have broken that friendship today,"
Oh, God,
Hey,,,
Kaale, she is outside,
What's wrong? Why is your face like that?
You look scared, Did you see a ghost outside?
You'll be scared too,
Me? Scared?
I am a brave man, you don't know me, No ghost can scare me,
Kaale, let it be,
Listen to me, What happened?
-Did you fight with someone? -Come with me,
I am not scared of anyone, Who is it? -Look over there,
Sister-in-law and Rosie are sitting here,
We are dead now,
Brother,
Why did you call them here?
Kaale, I didn't invite them here,
-Then how did they get here? -How would I know?
-Mister, -Yes,
Take the money,
Sir, come and accept the payment,
Go and handle it, I will get in trouble too because of you,
Kaale, please, my friend,
Sir, please come,
Let it be, Raamu, We know these people, Don't take any money,
Are you my cousin?
Come out and take the money,
-Go, Kaale, -What are you doing?
-Please, my brother, -I don't know all this,
I have never been thrashed by girls,
Aren't you my brother?
Please go, Kaala,
I request you,
Go outside, Kaale, Outside,
You?
Greetings,
You are a street-cart vendor too?
-Ma'am, this is not his street-cart, -Shut up,
Okay,,,
You are a servant here too,
If we had known, we would never have eaten your Kulchas,
A driver, a servant,
Who knows what else he does?
Yes, Kaala mechanic,
Did my car get repaired or not?
Where did he come from?
He is a mechanic too?
-Greetings, Uncle Mehta, -Greetings, daughter, Greetings,
What brings you here?
We came to eat the Kulchas,
Wow! He makes delicious kulchas,
Number one in the city,
He got his friend a street-cart,,,
Mr Mehta, I told you to get the car day after tomorrow,
You are coming here and bothering me unnecessarily,
If I get puzzled,
I'll put the gear where the horn and clutch are supposed to be,
Will you be able to drive then?
No! You must do a satisfactory job,
I will be a dog if I say anything now,
-I won't utter a word, -Okay, Now go,
Mr, Mehta, please go away,
You are a mechanic too,
Yes, ma'am, the street-cart belongs to his friend,,,
This guy,,,
Yes, the street-cart belongs to my friend,
And I am a mechanic and also a loan-shark
and my movie is releasing too,
You have a lot of tantrums,
Rosie, that is Jaggi's car, right?
-Yes, -But I can't see him anywhere,
God, please save me today,
Listen! Where is Jaggi?
I don't know, He is not here,
Why are you lying? Jaggi Sir went in just now,,,
I will break your foot and put it in your pocket,
He doesn't know anything, He is just unnecessarily talking nonsense,
What do you mean he doesn't know anything?
Ma'am, I am telling the truth, See for yourself,
My boss has even put on this cart that we should always speak the truth,
I suggest that you go in once,
If you don't find Jaggi then you can paint my face black,
Oh, Raamu, just die,
Liar of the first order,
I understood the minute I saw Jaggi's car,
Ma'am, this car doesn't belong to Jaggi,
And you are saying that Jaggi is inside,
Oh, ma'am, the car is not Jaggi's but Jaggi is inside,
What on earth are you saying?
It seems that he has gone crazy in his company,
Let's go inside and see,
I am dead, Kaale,
Where should I hide? He could have made a tunnel,
Come here,
What nonsense were you talking? Being so honest,
You got everyone in trouble,
I will have to think of something,
Well, he is right here,
Jaggi, get up,
Get up,
Jaggi,
Why do I feel like you have come out
-of my dreams into my reality? -What are you doing? Wake up,
Harleen, pinch him,
-Yes, -Are you awake now?
Harleen?
-What are you doing here? -We came here to eat Kulchas,
What are you doing here?
I too stopped to eat Kulchas,
Someone borrowed my car and I dozed off,
I slept and then I had a dream,,,
And you were in that dream,
But that Kaala said that you are not here,
-Is that what he said? -Yes,
-He is crazy, -I think so too,
Mr, Mehta, you are back again?
Just tell me whether Jaggi is inside or not?
That is Uncle Mehta,
Jaggi has gone out, I told you,
His Mercedes is parked outside,
That is why I have come here,
I told you, sir, he took another car and went out,
Okay, so, until my car is in repair, I'll take his Mercedes,
Mercedes? Jaggi's?
No, Mr, Mehta, sorry, I can't give you his car without his permission,
It's not like that, He is very rich and has a big heart,
He never refuses me,
The thing is, Sir, he even took the keys to the Mercedes with him,
Mr, Mehta, come tomorrow,
Or you can come in the evening and then take the car,
This fool has lost his mind because of eating too many kulchas,
Okay, I will leave then, Tell him I send him my regards,
I'll take your leave,
All right, fine, Greetings, Goodbye,
Mehta won't say anything,
That is why Kaala doesn't tell anyone anything about me,
People keep asking to borrow my cars,
Have you lost your mind?
What was all this?
No,
Come, I want to apologize,
Go and wash the dishes,
Jaggi,,, Sir,,,
Mr, Mehta came to borrow your Mercedes again so I,,,
We heard everything, Kaale, Sorry,
We said so many mean things to you,
It's all right, sister-in-law,
It's my fault, I didn't tell you the truth either,
Actually, the thing is, it has become a habit,
Sir is a royal man, he can't refuse anyone,
People borrow is cars and return them after using all the fuel,
You know how miserly people are,
You are absolutely right,
Don't let him lend his car to anyone,
Don't worry, If anyone comes now, I will slap them,
-We'll leave now, -All right,
Yes, we have to go to the mall too,
-Bye, brother-in-law, -Bye,
"Have you seen?"
This guy would have got us in trouble today, Come here,
Speak only when necessary, What rubbish were you talking?
Why did you lie that its Jaggi's car? How is it Jaggi's car?
Come this side,
How could you?
Okay,,,
I will show you right now,
Watch, Watch,
What is he about to do?
Hey, what are you doing?
When you aren't going to tell the truth then why is it written always be honest?
I erased it,
Why did you hit me now?
Can't you read Punjabi?
Why? What happened?
You deleted the rate-list, you fool,
It seems that I will have to learn Punjabi alphabets
if I want to settle down in Punjab,
Not just the alphabets, a lot more,
-Yes, I mean all of that, -Punjabi alphabets,
Yes, whatever you say,
Is your mind all right?
You will definitely get rejected,
Say something auspicious,
I am saying auspicious things but why are you wearing this jinxed jacket?
You couldn't get a job with this then how will you get the girl?
Oh, no, I wore it by mistake,
Forget about the mistake, take it off and throw it away right now,
-I'll take it off right now, -Go and get changed,
What's the big deal?
You already brought another one, So, you were just teasing me?
Even making jokes about this jinxed jacket is very dangerous,
You are not ready?
I won't go,
-Why? -Her crazy friend will be there too,
She addresses me as a servant and a driver,
I am so angry but only quiet because of you,
Otherwise, you know my temper,
It's true, Kaale,
Just like your face,
-You,,, -I am just joking, What happened?
Alright, Joke here as much as you want, But act sensibly when you go there,
Say impressive things,
Don't worry,
If they say they have one car,
-I will say I have four, -Great,
That's more like it, Well done,
They better not say they have one father or you might say you have four,
I am Jaggi, not Kaala,
-You,,, -Give me the keys, I am getting late,
I'll give you keys, Here you go,
-Here, -Thank you,
-And here, take this, -Hey,,,
Best of look,
It's luck, not look,
That is what I meant,
All right, then,
May God bless you with a wife,
Hurry up, You have taken so long,
Just drop me at the gate,
Ma'am, are you going to kill me? I am trying,
What do you mean kill you? Won't you charge money for this?
All right, Stop there,
Here is twenty bucks,
Ma'am, what is this? Give me another ten bucks,
What for?
Ma'am, we agreed on thirty,
When did we agree on thirty? We agreed on twenty,
Ma'am, you said thirty,
I heard twenty, He's just faffing,
Ma'am,
About our marriage? Tell me,
Or else I will move abroad,
-Damn, -Tell me,
What's wrong, brother?
Look, people don't see my hard work and sweat,
-Yes, -They lie for even ten bucks,
I don't know when my time will change like yours did,
Have courage, Your time will come soon,
Don't fight over small amount of money unnecessarily,
Here, take it from me,
Yes, Tinku, I'll talk to you later,
-Just wait, -Take this,
He seems like that guy, On a rickshaw,,,
Hang up,
You should be brave, Jamunbooti,
You can't buy such a big car so easily,
'Booti Singh, you'll have to find out where they are hiding their magic lamp,'
Here, son,
Harleen was all praises for you,
Someone whom my daughter has praised
-must deserve her, -Thank you,
By the way, what is your line of work, son?
Sir, just like this,,, I feed people,
Just like this? That means you have hotels too?
'Raamu, go and serve them chickpeas quickly,'
'I am going, Sir,'
Yes, yes,,,
Have this,
Sister, I smell a rat,
Are you blind, you fool?
This is sauce, not pulses,
I mean, he doesn't seems like an honest guy to me,
'Jaggi Singh, they sure have an expensive taste,'
-You are not the one getting married, -Have some more, son,
I think he is a good guy,
-Son! -Yes?
Where are your parents?
My parents passed away,
Oh, sorry, So sad,
This means that you live alone,
'Don't consider yourself alone from now on,'
'I am here as your Uncle,'
No, Sir, MLA Sucha Singh Hamdardi
is my Uncle,
I lovingly address him as Dad,
All right, All right,
-You are Mr Hamdardi's nephew, -Yes, Sir, Yes,
Then there is no need for these questions,
-I accept this union, -Yes, Yes,
Do one thing, tell your Dad, and fix the marriage date quickly,
Tell him?
He is a politician, He is always busy,
That is why I am saying this,
Just fix the date quickly because Harleen's grandmom,,,
Yes, Harleen told me about her grandmom,
Yes,
Sister, I am not saying this lightly, He is making tall claims,
But he came in a rickshaw,
Which rickshaw runs with a key?
Sister, many people hold the keys and say
that we have bought the keys this year,
we'll get a car next year,
Jimmy, don't talk nonsense,
-Son! -Yes?
Where is your car?
It's at the front gate,
Give me the keys,
I'll ask the staff to park it near the back gate,
'Oh no, he better not find out about the car,'
We'll walk around the entire hotel before we leave,
Why are you being formal?
No, it doesn't work like that in our family,
-Please give me the keys, -'Now I'll see where you use your keys,'
Look, I am your father, aren't I? Come with me,
-Come along, Good boy, -You are being very persistent,
You were right,
This interview jacket is indeed jinxed,
We shouldn't have made jokes about that today,
I was saved by an inch, brother, I almost got caught today,
Thank God, that you didn't get caught,
I don't have change, Come back later,
-And listen,,, -It's me, Booti, Not a beggar,
The rickshaw puller?
Yes, the very same,
What happened to you? Who did this to you?
-Don't do that, He's in pain, -Look, how injured he is,
-Does this hurt too? -Oh, God!
-Kaale, -I am sorry,
What are you doing here?
I came to return your property,
Property?
-I was dropping off a passenger, -Okay,
-I saw something lying on the way, -Yes,
-As soon as I went to grab it, -Okay,
-the truck driver ran into me, -Oh, no,
And I understood that this belongs to you,
What a nice guy,
Amazing, Very good,
-You turned out to be such an honest guy, -Oh, God!
-Kaale, -Okay, Okay,
Who returns anyone's belongings in this age?
Give it to me, Amazing guy,
"Damn you,"
Will you two keep praising him
or will you introduce the boy to me?
Here, mom, let me show you the boy's face today,
Here, take a look,
Your grand son-in-law,
The boy looks handsome,
Mom, the boy isn't just handsome,
he looks like a movie star,
Grandmom, he looks like a fraud to me,
There is still time, Make some inquires about him,
Well, outsiders try to badmouth people's marriage proposals
but this one was born right in my family,
You foolish boy, he is Mr Hamdardi's nephew, What else do you want?
Your mom couldn't see this day,
Now do you want that my mom should die without
seeing her granddaughter's marriage too?
Harleen, ask Jaggi to tell Mr Hamdardi to get you two married soon,
No one listens to a wise person in this house,
What are you babbling?
Nothing, dad,
You damn fool,
As if I am a tiger's son,
Uncle, Greetings,
-Come, son, How are you, -Fine, Uncle,
What's going on? Why didn't you call me if you needed something?
You came so early,
I got some Kulche-Chole for you,
-KulChe-Chole? Wow, -You couldn't come again,
So, I thought I should bring these to you,
-Absolutely, -I had a small favour to ask,
Speak freely, son,
I am getting married,
Married? Bravo, Well done,
Many congratulations, Mr Groom,
I am not the groom, he is,
Do I seem like the groom to you?
Anyway, let it be, Which date have you fixed then?
I will definitely come,
You know that I have no one except for you,
You must fulfil all the responsibilities of my elders,
And you are the one who must fix the wedding date too,
No problem, There is no need to worry,
Boys, give me my diary,
Let's fix my nephew's wedding date,
-Here you go, Mr MLA, -Give,
Fix your nephew's wedding date,
Did he grab it?
He is cross-eyed,
Will you call me that?
You may be the MLA's nephew but I don't care,
He said it, not me,
Stop talking nonsense,
Listen, Mr MLA,
You keep insulting us in front of every Tom, Dick and Harry,
Listen, Mr Chole-Kulche,
Say anything to my brother but don't call him that,
What? Cross-eyed?
You said it again!
-You,,, -Look, he fell with one blow,
It's Mr MLA,
What are doing on the ground? Did you drop your mobile?
I'll slap you, Get out of here right now,
-They have no sense, -Let him eat Chole-Kulche,
Sit down,
On top of that, they gave me the wrong diary,
Let's fix your wedding date first,
It's all sorted now,
Is November okay?
Absolutely,
-24th November? -Done,
-24th November it is then, -Thank you so much,
-Anything else? -Another small favour,
-Tell me, -If an MLA's nephew is getting married,
and no famous singer turns up to perform,,,
No,
No singer will perform,
Instead, many singers will perform,
Thank you, Uncle,
But I have a condition too,
What is it now?
There must be Kulche-Chole stall in your wedding,
100 percent,
But the taste should not change,
It won't change, Uncle, It won't,
It won't,
Grandmom,
did you have your medicine?
No illness will come near me now,
What are you saying, grandmom?
Which magic pill did you pop?
A person remains healthy because of happiness, not pills,
I am just too excited about your wedding,
Wow, grandmom,
So, you are happy that I am leaving the house and going?
My silly child,
Even the kings have to bid farewell to their daughters,
I am happy about the fact
that you have found a really nice guy,
Grandmom, how do you know that Jaggi is such a nice boy?
From the happiness on your face,
And my granddaughter's choice can never be bad,
I am just waiting for the day
you get married,
Oh, yes,,,
I have to give you something,
Take this,
Take it,
Wow, grandmom, Such beautiful bangles?
Are they yours?
They are yours, my child,
-Mine? -Yes, mine,
Your maternal grandmom gave these bangles to your mom,
And she wanted to pass them to you,
But God had other plans,
She handed this responsibility to me before she died,
Now they are yours, Take them,
Take your belonging,
May God bless you,
May God always keep you happy, my sweet child,
My dearest grandmom,
I love you,
My child,
This gadget has failed for the tenth time,
But don't worry, I'll bring you to life,
Alright?
Hey, bring him to life later,
I am dying here,
Whether someone agrees or not,
my soon-to-be brother-in-law is definitely a fraud in some way,
But what do you suspect?
I suspected earlier but now I am quite certain,
I don't get the feeling that he is my brother-in-law,
Feeling?
What are you implying?
Just joking, brother,
If that is true then even if I have to become
spiderman and search the entire internet,
I will definitely find some clue,
My name is Tinku,,, Tinku Virus,
You must have heard that name?
Hey, I have heard your name several times, not once,
And I have heard it quite well,
I implore that you find a solution to this,
Sure, Just wait and watch,
"You are dark in complexion,"
"You are my Diwali,"
Happy Diwali, Kaale,
Why me? The Diwali is yours,
What's going on?
You have taken an oath to not drink on Diwali,
And I have to stay sober because of you,
It's too much, Kaale, You are worried about drinking and I am so nervous,
Which marriage hall should I book for the wedding?
Listen to me, Look, don't get angry,
I know people in Amritsar,
If we book a palace here then the truth will definitely come out,
Do one thing, You get distance marriage done,
-I will slap you, -Why?
It is not distance marriage but it is destination wedding,
Distance is far,
That is what I meant to say brother,
It would be better if you get married away from city,
Do you how costly it is to get distance marriage done?
We will have to do something,
So, we'll have to plan something,
I have an idea, Whose name is on the cart?
Late Sardar Puran Singh's, my grandfather,
When we have told so many lies, what's another one?
It was your grandad's dream that you get
married in your village as per old traditions,
Yes, Kaale, This can be my grandad's dream,
Well done, Kaale, my friend,
You see,
Happy Diwali, grandad,
I am very happy today,
Who should I share this happiness with?
Grandad, won't you ask why your grandson is so happy?
Alright, I will tell you, Our house will be
filled with joy now, just like it used to be,
It's just a matter of few days, You daughter-in-law will be here soon,
Give me your blessings,
Grandmom?
Why do I feel like you want to say something to me?
Son, I used to tell you in your childhood, right?
Lies can't take you too far,
But, son, lies have the habit of changing sides,
Then the same dreams fall like a house of cards
in front of one's eyes,
Then tell me, what should I do?
You know I love Harleen very much,
We must be honest with the ones we truly love,
Go and tell her the whole truth,
-But, grandmom,,, -No, buts,
Do as I say,
What's wrong? Why don't you get up?
Go and tell her the truth,
Go on, Don't make a face,
"I will not be able to talk face to face, dear"
"I wanted to see my lover,"
What was so important? Tell me,
I have to tell you something very important,
What is it that couldn't wait?
Today is Diwali,
Anyway, tell me,
Not here, Sit behind me,
Okay then,
Let's go where you want to go,
"You wear turban, This is what my eyes want,"
"You wear turban,"
Wow,
I had heard that just like home-cooked food,
Amritsar's Diwali is the best,
I had never seen this beauty even though I spent my entire life here,
You have shown it to me today,
Do you love me so much?
More than my life,
Harleen, tell me something,
Do you love me or my status?
One can't care about status when it comes to true love,
I am so lucky that you love me so much,
I feel scared,
I better not jinx my love,
Harleen, I want to tell you a truth,
Truth?
What do you mean?
Harleen, I mean that,,,
I,,, Look, Harleen,,,
I,,,
I am seeing it,
How romantic,
You have a strange way of expressing things, I got scared,
If you would have said something strange, I would
have jumped from here and killed myself,
"You wear turban,"
Jimmy's brother-in-law is such a cunning man,
I used to think only Tinku Virus has a brain,
But brother-in-law is even smarter than me,
How's it possible?
I must use the Robot's brain to defeat him,
Right, Robot?
But I will have to tell Jimmy to save his sister,
The number you are calling,,,
Not reachable,
Is out of coverage area,
Oh, no,
The number you are calling,,,
It's out of the coverage area,
No problem, brother-in-law, I won't let you win so easily,
There, The link is sent,
My name is Tinku, Tinku Virus,
You must have heard the name?
You have definitely heard it,
"I have become a fan of your fair complexion,"
"You are purposely acting shy in front of me,"
"I have become a fan of your fair complexion,"
"You are purposely acting shy in front of me,"
"Your sly smile gives away all your secrets,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"It is honestly because God has made me so beautiful,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"You are prettier than the fairies,"
"You have your eyes on me too, handsome fellow,"
"You are prettier than the fairies,"
"You have your eyes on me too, handsome fellow,"
"How can I tell you how much my heart flutters in your presence?"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"It is honestly because God has made me so beautiful,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"I want to grab your arm and dance with you,"
"I too want this to move forward now,"
"I want to grab your arm and dance with you,"
"I too want this to move forward now,"
"God has made such a beautiful pair and people can't get enough of us,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"It is honestly because God has made me so beautiful,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
Look, she was dying yesterday and today, she is dancing,
Grandmom will live but she better not get my sister killed,
"My heart is coloured in your colours,"
"That is why I asked for your heart,"
"My heart is coloured in your colours,"
"That is why I asked for your heart,"
"Everyone's heart flutters when I show my moves,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"It is honestly because God has made me so beautiful,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"It is honestly because God has made me so beautiful,"
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
"It is honestly because God has made me so beautiful,"
Did you invite Parminder Singh?
"Your name is always on my lips now, darling,"
I'll go and handle him, Cover your face,
Look, Parminder Singh
-Pakorawala is here too, -Greetings,
-Greetings,
Oh, you are here,
Come inside, Have some refreshments,
-Indeed, -And have some sweets,
What's the need for sweets?
Just have a drink,
-He is right too, -This way,
Come this way,
I think they have purposely arranged for the wedding to take place here,
Where there is no network,
-Tinku, send me some proof, -Did you invite him here?
Why?
Because it is the MLA's nephew's wedding,
If we hadn't invited these people,
they would have felt offended,
After all, we need them to give us their votes,
But we didn't want to invite so many people,
That is why we have only invited the leaders,
How many leaders did you invite?
Oh God,
Look, the leader of the rickshaw union is here too,
These fools will definitely create a problem,
Your dress is so beautiful,
Who invited him here?
Watch, all the leaders will come,
Greetings, Mr leader,
-Greetings, -Greetings,
It's Babbi,
-Greetings, -Not here, go and get a drink first,
Oh, God, They will get me killed today,
-Greetings, -Greetings,
What's wrong? Uncover your face at least,
I am feeling shy,
My face is uncovered, I am not feeling shy,
Actually, it's my first wedding that's why,
Is it my fifteenth wedding? Nothing will happen, Uncover your face,
-Greetings, sister-in-law, -Greetings,
Sir, Mr MLA said that keep your face covered,
Why?
You know, even the journalists are here,
They might print his picture to make news,
That MLA's nephew disobeyed Corona rules at his wedding,
Kaale, this is a problem,
Keep your face covered, brother, Sir,,,
There is no network here too,
I can't understand if this wedding is happening in a village or in a prison,
Mr PA,,, your eyes,
Hey, listen to me,
Are you insulting my brother?
-I won't spare him, -It's me!
Our secret will definitely come out today,
-Let's get out of here, brother, -You're right,
Let's run away from the fields in the back,
-Let's go, -Hey,
-It's your wedding, not someone else's, -Oh, I forgot,
And listen, they don't know it's your wedding,
They have come to the wedding of Mr MLA's nephew,
Look, Surinder,
we have met after so many years,
Look, Kaale, Palwinder Singh is talking to my father-in-law,
-That too at your niece's wedding, -Greetings,
-I'll handle it, Don't worry, -Go,
Don't let them see your face no matter what,
-Keep your face covered, -Brother you go,
I thought that you have come for Mr MLA's nephew's wedding,
I just realized today that Jaggi is Mr MLA's nephew,
-Can we have a picture? -Go away,
You are so strange, You never mentioned it
-that Mr MLA is your,,, -Sir, you are,,,
so respectful, It's because you are close to us,
Listen to me, Sir, look there,
Come, let's get something to eat,
Look, how beautiful that girl is looking,
The world has gone crazy just to get a selfie with her,
-She was asking why you haven't arrived, -About me?
She has asked a couple of times already,
Go and get yourself humiliated,
Go,
-Greetings, -Greetings, son,
He didn't know that Jaggi is Mr MLA's nephew?
That's too much,
I can't understand what's going on,
Beat me when I tell the truth,
-Get lost, -And when I tell lies,
I won't spare anyone,
I will kill every single one of you,
He attacked me!
Bring him this side,
Thrash him, Come on,
What are these idiots doing? They won't stop,
Kaala driver has invited such fools,
Yes, I too am stressed about who all are invited,
-Leave me, -Leave me,
-Greetings, See you soon, -Greetings,
You hit Raamu?Just a minute,
Go and bring the stick,
Raamu, you fool, what mess have you made? I told you not to drink so much,
Let me give him a thrashing first,
Let me slap him hard,
Raamu, what is this mess? Should I break your bones?
I will not spare you,
"Kulche-Chole!"
Why are you fighting?
There is no network,
Take this,
Tell me brother if your bones are broken, I will take you to hospital,
I own a rickshaw,
Stop, Leave me,
What's going on?
I think he found out the truth,
-Jaggi, dear,,, -Yes,
People have already got drunk,
They are not drunk but have become foolish,
-Do one thing, Complete this ritual fast, -Yes, let's hurry up,
I am in more hurry than you,
Okay then fine,
Spare me, brother,
Where is your face? Let me reach your face once,,,
How could I stop this marriage from taking place?
There is no network,
Come on, man,
Leave me Raamu,
The snacks seller might reveal the secret,
Well done!
Come, come,
"Kulche-Chole!"
Kaale, come here,
There is no network,
I've got network,
I knew Tinku would send me proof,
It must be this fraud's story,
Here, put this around his neck,
Download,
They better not put the garlands around each other's necks,
Put it around his neck,
Come on, Sister, hold on for a minute,
Jaggi,
You are such a big liar,
You have deceived me,
I didn't know you are so sly,
You kept such a big secret from me?
Harleen, I was about to tell you the truth,
But time,,,
So many singers are your friends,
How much time would it have taken to tell me that?
Oh,,, just like that,
You never put any pictures with them
on Facebook or Instagram,
People jump hoops get pictures with singers
and these people are your friends,
You know I am not that social,
-I feel shy, -Oh,
My shy lover,
Wake up, Ma'am, Have a cup of hot tea,
Come on, wake up,
Good girl,
What's this? Why did you bring this?
Don't we have domestic help at home?
How can I let a servant make tea for my darling on the very first day?
And a man becomes a servant after marriage,
You haven't even touched your tea yet,
You already have a smile on your face?
Go on, taste it,
Just a minute, Let me freshen up,
Okay,
Hello, sister, I told you, didn't I,
that this man doesn't seem right to me?
But no one listened to me,
I have sent you a video link,
Watch the video,
And you will realize what a big fraud this man is,
Hey, are you listening?
Well, don't be anxious,
Just pack your bags,
And I will come and get you, Yes,
I already knew,
This man doesn't deserve to be my brother-in-law,
He is spying on me like a vigilance officer,
Sir, it's Jaggi's call,
The married guy is calling so early in the morning,
So, Mr Jaggi?
How did it go?
Kaale, what we feared has happened,
What's wrong? Why are you so scared?
I don't know how my brother-in-law got this video,
Talk to ma'am and get it deleted somehow,
Your brother's marriage will end before it begins,
Why are you worrying when I am here?
-I got that video made, right? -Yes,
Then I will be the one to get it deleted,
Kaale, do what needs to be done,
Just consider it done,
Even if I have to resort to bullets,
And her?
She will fold her hands and delete it,
Ma'am, I request you,
My brother's marriage will end,
Please delete this video,
How can I delete it like this?
It has one lac views,
Please don't do this, The poor guy's marriage will end before it begins,
His marriage will end and you are concerned about views,
Please delete it,
-No, Sorry, -What?
-You won't delete it? -Sorry,
I get it,
That means I will have to resort to bullets, right?
Wait a minute,
What?
Wait, brother! Please don't shoot!
-What the hell is this nonsense? -Where are my pills?
How many views do you have? One lac? You will get a billion of them,
Have you ever seen a person committing suicide? Watch now,
-Watch how many views you get, -You,,,
Greetings, I am Kaala mechanic from Amritsar,
Friends, I request you all to share this video as much as you can,
I am about to commit suicide,
Share it as much as you can,
-Stop him, -Hundal,,,
Kaala mechanic, the girl standing behind you is so gorgeous,
She is not gorgeous, she is a terrible woman,
Someone's marriage is ending because of her,
I've got another comment,
Sukhi, Kaala mechanic, fix my car,,,
You are worried about your car, my life is ruined,
Car and garage, everything is shut, Come to my funeral,
-I,,, -You,,,
-Greet them,,, -Stop!
This lunatic will get us in trouble,
Do it! Do as he says,
-Manraj, delete the video quickly, -Yes, ma'am, I am on it,
-Yes, -Hurry up, It's done, Be strong,
-Check it one more time, -Hurry up,
-Delete it properly, -It's deleted, right?
It's been deleted,
-It's done, -Remove it from your backup files too,
-Hold on, -Yes, it's been deleted,
-Alright, -Delete it permanently,
Yes, brother, please don't eat cyanide,
-Is it done? -Yes, it's done,
It's done,
Look, this lady is as kind-hearted as she is pretty,
Say Greetings, Look, he is saying hello to you,
What is brother Jassa saying?
Brother, your new battery has arrived, You can come and collect it,
Clear your accounts, okay? Greetings,
Ma'am, thank you so much,
You are really very nice,
Cheers,
Oh my God! You ate cyanide by mistake!
Call an ambulance, Manraj!
Take him to the hospital!
Brother, are you alright?
I am fine, Everything is great,
You ate cyanide,
No, no, Ma'am, this is not cyanide,
Then what is it?
Pay attention to me, my dear brothers,
this is a sweet and sour orange candy,
All of my brothers who feel nauseous when they travel by bus,
they have constipation, indigestion, acidity,
this orange candy was made by our gurus,
It has been made by Shambhu Shikari,
If you go to the market,you won't get it for less than rupees fifty,
But for marketing purpose, it is only being sold for rupees five,
Rupees five!
I am coming, brother, Take out some change, I am coming towards you,
Ma'am, the orange candy that I ate wasn't the same as the one you took,
Then what was it?
That was a laxative, You deleted the video, now this will clean your stomach,
And listen,
My name is Kaala mechanic, Don't call me brother, Greetings,
Your work is done, Jaggi,
Seven, eight,
Nine, ten,
'Why did this fool come here so early in the morning?'
He is the bane of my existence,
Jimmy, what brings you here so early, brother?
Move aside, you fraud, Get out of my way,
Sister, did you find out the truth about this fraud? I sent you a video,
What nonsense are you talking? What video?
I sent you a link to a video,
-What? -And you still haven't seen it?
-Link? -Yes,
I didn't get any link,
Okay, It's alright, You can watch it now,
Here, take a look,
Is that a new song?
-No! -Just a moment,
Let me watch,
Jimmy, I didn't become your brother-in-law for nothing,
Jimmy, it seems you have lost your mind, Where's the video?
Why isn't it playing?
Jimmy, someone unnecessarily provoked you against me, brother,
-You shouldn't listen to people, -Get aside,
Jimmy, you are being rude to your brother-in-law,
Apologize to him,
Apologize? To him? Never,
Sister, I will expose him,
-Jimmy, -Jimmy, juice?
Move aside, you fraud,
You should drink some before you leave,
Harleen, is he like this since childhood or is this recent?
Jaggi, I apologize on his behalf,
Why are you apologizing, ma'am?
Mistakes may be made by those who are dear to us,
It's okay,
He got that video deleted from that Chanel,
You could have at least shown it to your dad,
How could I know that sly fox would turn out to be so cunning?
Otherwise, I would have taken a minute,
He is a tough cookie,
Tinku, we have to set him right and teach him a lesson,
Do something,
Not do, consider it already done,
Really? Is that so?
The video can be deleted but there would still be backup, right?
Definitely,
My name is Tinku, Tinku Virus,
You must have heard the name,
-Oh, hello? Who are you? -A government worker,
-Which department? -Get rid of Corona,
Now, go out, Should I start spraying?
-Should I? -This Corona has,,,
We will chase Corona away from every nook and cranny,
-Do it quickly, -Corona!
Go, Corona, Corona, go,
I have found Jimmy's brother-in-law's scandal,
You must have heard the name?
-Om, -Om,
Now, we will all inhale,
Exhale quickly,
You should exhale slowly,
Now we will take another position,
You better sit at the back from tomorrow,
Now we will practice laughter therapy,
You all leave and practice the same while leaving,
Excuse me,
This car belongs to my brother-in-law, Who are you?
I am your brother-in-law's girlfriend,
Girlfriend?
That means he is deceiving Harleen,
It is possible,
But this can't be possible,
Brother-in-law!
Where did this problem come from?
Thank God, that I found you here,
Where is your car, brother-in-law?
"Oh no!"
Which car? I mean which one?
The same car that your dark-complexioned driver drives,
I think she is idle too,
Oh, so, that car is with him?
Yes,,, it's with him,,,
Why didn't I think about this earlier?
I too was wondering how can your choice be so terrible?
What are you saying, Rosie?
Nothing, brother-in-law, You gave your car to Kaala,
He gave it to his girlfriend,
-Girlfriend? -Yes,
You have no idea, He is having an affair with a girl,,, No, with a woman,
She can barely fit into the car,
-Is that so? -Yes,
-Kaala does such things? -Yes,
Wow, my girlfriend, is this where we'll dine tonight?
It's going to be so much fun,
Will you roll chappatis here too?
I'll tell you,
I don't know about chappatis, but you will definitely get it from me today,
-What? -Didn't you go to her today?
No, I didn't go to her,
But to whom?
He is acting so smart,
I have found out everything,
I met your sister-in-law today,
Sister-in-law? You should have brought her home, Sister-in-law,,,
Sister-in-law? You don't have a sister, Then how can you meet her?
Your wife's sister, not mine,
-Wife, -Now I have understood
why you call me your girlfriend,
Damn my destiny,
My darling, I swear by you, I neither have a wife, nor a sister-in-law,
Yes, keep swearing by me,
So that I die soon,
I mean to say that you are my everything, my darling,
Then why did she say that this is her brother-in-law's car?
Car? Brother-in-law?
Oh, God, Someone says it's a borrowed car,
someone says it's their brother-in-law's car,
Where the hell is my car?
You also think that Mehta won't say anything?
I don't know about Mehta but I will say a lot of things,
Tell me the truth,
Where is your second wife?
-Run, Mehta, Oh, God, -Run as fast as you can,
This woman, Oh God, Mehta can't even say anything,
Brother, your skin is good,
But you don't look after it,
I can do a facial worth rupees five hundred if you want,
Forget it, brother,
What's wrong? You seem like you are in a bad mood,
You didn't quarrel with sister-in-law, did you?
No, no,
It's alright, I get it,
They take some time to adjust,
My wife too came from a rich family like yours,
Oh, yes,
-Yours was a love marriage too, right? -Yes, it was,
But it happened with great difficulty,
Sister-in-law must have found out and hence refused,
-What did you say? -Don't you have a nice moustache curler?
She loved me a lot,
Doesn't she love you now?
She does, Why won't she? Why are you saying such things?
I am saying that because love is blind,
And I think your wife must be blind,,,
I am going to slap you,
How many times did I tell you to stop playing this sad music?
It was difficult because her father was rich,
Put that down, Don't get your lice into it,
Go to hell,
Babbi, how did they agree?
I told a hundred lies and jumped one-fifty hoops,
Then they agreed,
Didn't they find out the truth even after marriage?
Can lies remain a secret?
They always comes to light,
But by the time the truth was revealed,,,
your nephew was born,
"Your eyes are like a spring that lovers can drown in,"
"Your words seems like honey, Your laughter is like a banned drug,"
"If I may be honest, I am breathing my last, My words ended in front of you,"
"When you came close to me for the first time,"
"Our love better not catch any evil eyes,"
"I met you and it seems like I have found heaven,"
"Our love better not catch any evil eyes,"
"I met you and it seems like I have found heaven,"
"You are so beautiful and you have no arrogance,"
"Such a deadly beauty has no remedy,"
"If you touch a corpse, I swear by God he will come back to life,"
"I keep chasing you in my dreams and praising you in my songs,"
"No one is dearer to me than you,"
"Our love better not catch any evil eyes,"
"I met you and it seems like I have found heaven,"
"Our love better not catch any evil eyes,"
"I met you and it seems like I have found heaven,"
"You lips are like petals of roses,"
"How can I save myself from your killer beauty spots?"
"Your hair is longer than your waist,"
"Seasons would change if you would ask them to,"
"I will look after you so well, I will keep you close to my heart,"
"Be mine for my whole life,"
"Our love better not catch any evil eyes,"
"I met you and it seems like I have found heaven,"
"Our love better not catch any evil eyes,"
"I met you and it seems like I have found heaven,"
We can't plan a family right now,
Think about it,
-How much do you want? -That's enough,
Jimmy?
I won't talk to you until you apologize to your brother-in-law,
I called to apologize, sister,
Can you give him the phone if he is near you?
I will turn on the speaker, Apologize in front of me,
Brother-in-law, I am very embarrassed
that I got provoked by someone and said mean things to you,
Please forgive me,
It's alright, Jimmy, To err is human, brother,
Not like this, brother-in-law,
If you come home for dinner,
then I will accept that you have forgiven me,
And we'll sit together and watch you wedding video,
Really? We should go, yes?
-Wedding video? -Yes,
Then we'll definitely come,
Alright then, See you,
We are going, right?
She danced so much,
it seemed like she was possessed by an actress,
But she was dancing like a great dancer,
I was so happy that I didn't realize anything at that moment,
But my knees are hurting till now,
Grandmom, it doesn't seem like you are old,
You were prancing like a peacock,
Oh, wow,
Brother-in-law, now you get ready too,
to become a peacock,
-What, -I mean let's watch your wedding video,
-Okay, -Everyone, look over there,
Here we go,
I will teach you a lesson now,
Greetings, this is your Charu Kapoor,
And you are watching Chanel Amritsar Today,
This Chanel is going to introduce you to such a personality today
who, despite being educated,
sells Kulche-Chole in a street-cart in Amritsar,
whose name is Jaggi Singh,
At first I thought that this is menial work,
It is not worthy of me,
But then I had given thousands of interviews and couldn't get a job,
At last, my friend Kaala helped me,
He suggested that I should sell Kulche-Chole in a street-cart,
At first, I thought how will sell Kulche-Chole despite being an engineer?
But then God showered me with so many blessings
that my business became very successful, I don't want for anything,
Many, many congratulations, What are your future plans?
Well, my business is doing well
Please, Sir!
From a street-cart to a five-star?
We had heard that people do impossible things,
You crossed all limits,
You must pay now,
Stop, Sukha,
-Stop, -He seems like an artist,
Sir, I am an SHO,
My in-laws are gypsies,
My wife is fierce,
Despite being a street vendor,
you married a girl from such a wealthy family?
That too such a pretty girl,
How did you con her?
I mean,,,
Give us some tips, Sir,
Sir,
Give us a few tips please,
No?
-Sukha? -Sir,
Hit him hard,
Greetings,
Jaggi?
Are you okay?
Kaale, the cops beat me really badly,
That's what they do, They don't give one a massage,
Mr, MLA also said that the boy has made a mistake,
But he is a nice boy, so I will send my PAs and try to help,
He did say that so be strong now, Let's wait, They must be on the way,
Here they come,
Why won't they let him go? We'll make them release him,
-Greetings, -Greetings,
We are not average people,
We are the MLA's PAs,
You embarrassed me by greeting these cops,
I am not greeting the cops, Look here, It's Raamu Sir,
No Raamu Sir, Leave me,
Come on,
So, Inspector,
You arrested the MLA's nephew, We are here to bail him out,
If we wanted, we could have gotten him out on our own, We have the power,
We are the MLA's PAs, And here is the bail order,
-The SHO is over here, -He is cross-eyed,
Will you call me cross-eyed? You might be a cop,
I won't give a damn,
You fool, whenever you hit, I am the one you hit,
Try hitting the one who calls you that,
Was that you?
The MLA knows this street vendor?
He seems like an influential guy,
Wait,,,
Let him go, boys,
-Not let him go, Call him here, -Look,
We will scold him in front of you, He won't make a mistake again,
Come here,
Call him here, Yes,
-Here he is, -He's here?
-Yes, -Listen, boy,
Don't show your attitude because you are the MLA's nephew,
-Do you understand? -Let go of my hand,
I see, So he will show me his temper now?
-He doesn't understand, -You,,,
-He is a cop, Yes, -A cop?
Then let's get our boy and get out of here,
-Jaggi, let's go, Give me your hand, -Jaggi is over there,
-Mr, PA, -Yes?
Come, you have come after so long,
Let us show you some hospitality,
-Hospitality? Come, let's see, -Come on,
Wait, Son, you may leave,
Okay,
You may leave, You won't get any respect,
You have to become PAs for that,
-Right, -Inspector, feed us something delicious,
-And you, go get a chair for me, -Wait,
What's this? Such a huge pencil?
Do you write FIRs with this?
It's a stick, not a pencil,
Now tell me, will you have something hot or cold?
Ask him to get rum for me, Rum,
-Say whiskey, -Whiskey? Then I want soda too,
Order everything,
And get something to eat too,
Order a roasted chicken for them,
-Yes, go ahead, -Yes,
And get them a couple of drinks with it,
Serve them properly,
They are PAs,
-We are so well-respected, -Come on,
-Let us go! -We are dead!
It's okay, Jaggi, Everything will be alright,
Be strong,
Oh, God,
Those cruel people have beat you all over,
It hurts wherever you touch,
My friend can't even lay straight,
Be strong, Come on, get up,
It doesn't look good,
Get up, Let's go out, Come on,
Yes, That's more like it,
Be brave, Be brave,
What happened? Does that hurt too?
They have hurt you so badly,
These wounds will heal,
But what about the wound that my lies have inflicted upon Harleen?
Why are you thinking so much?
You went to tell her the truth, right?
If Harleen hadn't said she would kill herself,
you would have told her the truth,
But one thing is evident,
That you love Harleen deeply,
I love her so much that I can even give my life for her,
But I can't do anything,
Kaale, my lie has overshadowed my true love,
God will fix everything,
"I kept testing you many times in our love story,"
"Your destiny was deceptive and I kept getting deceived in love,"
"You kept doing your duty, I kept doing my duty,"
"I consoled my weeping heart many times,"
"I overlooked your mistakes many times,"
"I consoled my weeping heart many times,"
"I overlooked your mistakes,"
"Overlooked many times,"
"You learnt to break my heart and I kept consoling it,"
"You kept doing your duty, I kept doing my duty,"
It is all my fault,
I deserve to be a mere street-cart vendor,
I will do just that,
This is what happens when you dream above your means,
My friend,
If you get busy with work, you'll have momentary peace at least,
Maybe you can forget your pain,
Oh, God,,,
Return my friend's happiness,
Come, Sir, Come,
-Yes,,, -Jaggi,
-Yes? -Look, this foreigner is here,
Sit, sit,
Welcome him,
-Greetings, -Hi, how are you?
-I am good, -Raamu,
Set a plate for him quickly,
-Come on, -Yes, of course,
I crossed the whole city
-and brought him straight to your cart, -I know, brother,
I am sure that if he eats your Kulche-Chole,
then this foreigner will definitely return
to Amritsar after every three months,
Thank you, brother,
-Please eat, -Thank you, Thank you,
Wow,
Jaggi, my brother,,,
Guru Ramdasji has been very gracious,
Every month a foreigner comes,
If he gets happy and gives me even a hundred dollars while leaving,
I am all set,
This is Guru Ramdasji's city, Everyone is all set here,
Good taste,
Thank you, Very nice,
Hi, I am Kevin from Canada,
I really liked your Kulcha, It's very good,
Thank you so much, I am Jaggi,
You know I have been looking for a business proposal
for something like this?
And I think something like this has a lot of potential,
I think we can open branches all over the world
and make it a worldwide business,
Jaggi, my friend,
What is this white guy saying?
He is saying he really liked our Kulcha,
He is saying his money, our Kulcha,
He will supply to the entire world,
-Really, brother Jaggi? -Yes,
Thank you, God,
Jaggi,,,
God has sent him to bring back your happiness,
Accept it,
Don't just accept it, Say yes,
-Yes, -Yes,
-What did he say? -I'll agree on my conditions,
Okay, what are the conditions?
We have to start from Sri Amritsar Sahib,
Done, Thank you very much,
-It's a deal then, -Okay, sounds very good,
I'll shake hands like a man, not like a fish,
-Okay, brother, -Not Brother, white guy,
White, Brown and white,
Okay, Thank you,
Excuse me gentlemen,
-Sir,,, -Hello,
What the hell are they doing?
-Sir, just one question,,, -Hello,,,
Mr, Jaggi, Mr, Jaggi,,, -Sir, one question,,,
Sir, hold on, Sir, hold on,
Brother and sisters,,, no, my mistake,
Brothers, one by one,
-Sir, one,,, -One by one,
Ma'am, you go first,
Mr Jaggi, will you tell us
something about yourself before talking about Kulche-Chole World?
There is nothing to tell about me,
I am nothing, Just an educated, unemployed, dejected man,
If my friend Kaala was not in my life,
I don't know where I would have been struggling,
Whatever I am today is because of this friend, this brother of mine,
-Sir, let me ask, -One by one ask question,
-Jaggi Sir, one question, -One by one, please,
-One question, -Just a moment, brother, Not you,
Ma'am, you ask something,
Thank you,
Mr Jaggi, now there is going to be a Kulche-Chole World,
You know, you will become famous in the whole world?
And how does it feel today when your dream of opening
a food-chain is coming true?
My dream was not to open a food-chain,
I did say that,
But I lied to get someone's love,
But believe me,
my love was not a lie,
That is why, God sent Mr, Kevin into my life,
To turn my lies into the truth,
I made a mistake and I apologize for it,
And people should forgive me,
Who knows? They might,
Harleen dear,
Yes father,
If your intentions are good then God makes even the wrong thing right,
Jaggi lied
but his intentions were not to get our wealth,
That is why waheguru changed his lies into truth,
This man has outdone himself,
He is not a man, he is my brother-in-law,
I already felt that brother-in-law is more intelligent than me,
Right, Robot?
Thank you very much,
Mr Kaala, I have a question for you too,
Where did she pop up from?
Ma'am, look, I am an illiterate, How can I answer your questions?
I give up,
-Shall we leave? -Actually, it's not a question,
I want to talk to you about something,
Is that so?
I have the answer to what you want to say,
Take this orange candy,
My child,
I understand what you are going through,
But being so dejected won't help,
You'll have to do something to sort this out,
What can I do, grandmom?
I am at such crossroads in life
where I can't understand
which way leads to my destination,
No my child, this thought process is not right,
Your destination is in front of you,
But you are not looking at it as you should,
What are you saying, grandmom?
Listen, Jaggi lied,
But his aim was only to get your love,
As they say,
all is fair in love and war,
-But, grandmom, I,,, -I am not finished yet,
Jaggi just said that he is rich, right?
And that can never be a lie,
If a man is courageous,
he can become rich anytime,
Your grandad and I came empty-handed from Pakistan,
And look, now we have everything,
You tell me, grandmom,
what should I do?
Forgive,
Yes, my child, Yes,
Even God forgives one mistake,
Whatever mistake your Jaggi has made has only been to get you,
You are not at any crossroads, my child,
Open that eye
with which you can see you destination clearly,
"I will put the speaker on the roof,"
Here you go, brother,
Here is your receipt for the Chole,
This is for the potatoes,
I put the alcohol receipt in there too by mistake,
And here's the grocery bill,
I have paid one lakh and a half for everything
and now I am leaving for the garage,
Brother, come and take the money,
Sir? Brother?
Raamu, did you take rupees 500?
"I will not be able to talk face to face, dear"
You will need a cashier in Kulche-Chole World, right?
Harleen, I wanted to tell you the truth earlier,
Jaggi, I have been very hurt by your lie,
But with time I did realize,,,
how much you love me,
Harleen,,,
I want you to be my love in every lifetime,
And in every lifetime, I can tell hundred such lies
to get your love,
What? Beware,
If you and Kaala try to lie again from now onward,
there will be no forgiveness,
Mr, Kaala,
Forgive me at least,
I don't know how I called you such names,
But you are great,
For tolerating me for so long,
Just a minute,
That's fine, but what did you call me? Driver?
It's all right, Did you call me a servant too?
That's all right too, What else did she call me?
Mechanic? Well, that I am,
Why did you call me dark?
Please forgive me,
I will never address you by your name from now on,
"Tie your turban,,,"
Is that so?
Mr, Kaala, you have hit the jackpot too,
Oh, God,
Does that mean I'll have to tolerate you for the rest of my life?
"Your scarf suits you so much and my turban suits me a lot,"
"I call you with a smile, why do you look away?"
"Your scarf suits you so much and my turban suits me a lot,"
"I call you with a smile, why do you look away?"
"We are not the ones who'll dance to your tunes,"
"We are not the ones,,,"
"Punjabis look nice with beautiful girls, my darling,"
"It is always Punjabis who rock whatever the situation may be"
"Punjabis look nice,"
"You dance to the beat and match your step,"
"My love is not getting anywhere, my darling,"
"You are like the queen of my heart, that is why I dress up so fashionably,"
"With beautiful girls,,,"
"Punjabis look nice with beautiful girls, my darling,"
"It is always Punjabis who rock whatever the situation may be"
"Punjabis look nice,"
"I went looking and searched far and wide,"
"I found fresh milk, Are you the king of Patiala, boy?"
"Are you the king of Patiala, boy?"
Are you the king?"
"Your lips are red and your eyes are round,"
"Your nose-pin will kill me, my darling,"
"This boy will die because of you, my darling,"
"This man has come to Punjab from Bihar,"
"Has come from Bihar,"
"This man has come to Punjab from Bihar,"
"He will go back transformed into a Punjabi, Why do you worry?"
"With beautiful girls,,,"
"Punjabis look nice with beautiful girls, my darling,"
"It is always Punjabis who rock whatever the situation may be"
"Punjabis look nice,"