Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
Once upon a time, there was a story called Rumpelstiltskin,
If any lawyers ask you, this story has nothing to do with that,
especially the part where bears become champion butt-kickers,
Story time,
Ready, bears?
Look what I can do,
-Bears, -Huh?
Do you little bears want to hear a story or not?
-You bet, -Yes, we do,
Good, Now, this one is one of my favorites,
-It's a story about-- -Look at me!
Well done,
-Bears! -Wow,
About a naughty little gnome named Stumblebumpskin,
Ooh,
Yes, Ooh, indeed,
The tricky little Stumblebumpskin lived in a kingdom far, far away,
but if anyone said his name three times,
he'd magically appear and cause big trouble,
-Like that! -Careful now,
Bears, if you don't listen closely, you'll miss very important details,
We were listening,
Yeah, there was a kid named Stumblebumpskin,
No, his name was Stumblebumpskin,
No, it was--
No, no, no, no! Stop! Stop!
Why?
Because you're not supposed to say that name three times,
What name?
Stumblebumpskin,
Everybody, hide!
Huh?
Hello!
Stumblebumpskin's the name, and I challenge you to a game,
He's no troublemaker, He's actually kind of funny,
Ha-ha!
Ouch,
You just got bumpskinned,
Okay, I stand corrected,
This guy could be a troublemaker,
Mmm, tell you what, I'll make you a proposition,
We accept,
-You haven't even heard it, -Huh?
He's even trickier than we thought,
We'll settle this with a bumpskin contest,
Whoever bumpskins the most people can stay,
but the losers must leave this Fairytale Forest forever,
Challenge accepted,
Let the bumpskinning begin,
Huh?
Hey, where'd that come from?
That's seven to zero,
Come on, brothers, We've got a contest to win,
Wait, if we're bumpskinning people, won't we be troublemakers too?
Don't be ridiculous,
Winning this game will make us trouble-stoppers,
Trouble-stoppers!
Bears, Bears,
Oh, I've got to find them, and fast,
Pig! Pig!
What is it? Some kind of potato emergency?
There's a gnome running around trying to bumpskin everyone in the kingdom
unless we try to bumpskin more than him, and that's why we've gotta bumpskin you!
Pig! Pig! Pig! Pig! Pig!
Fine, I'll play along,
What's a bumpskin?
Here, I'll show you,
Whoa, looks fun,
Hey!
Actually, it's more like this,
Now cut that out,
No, you really gotta put your paw into it like this,
-That smarts! -No, not like that, Like this,
-Ow! Stop that, -That's all wrong,
-Like this, -Ahh! What the…?
-No, not like that, Like this, -Ow!
Enough!
Look at all those points,
-Hey! -Huh?
You can't get all those points from bumpskinning one pig,
He's got a very big bumpskin,
Well, if that's how you want to play, okay, it's on like bumpskin-Kong,
-Huh? -Hmm!
Brothers, it's time to get tough,
Oh!
You just got bumpskinned,
-Hey! -You just got bumpskinned,
Hmm!
Oh my gosh, he's so cute,
-You just got bumpskinned, -I'm gonna get you,
Less cute,
You just got bumpskinned,
Hello?
-Bumpskinned, -Bumpskinned,
Look, we're tied,
We need to find one more bumpskin
or we'll have to leave the kingdom forever!
Well, well, well,
Are you bears ready to admit defeat?
Never!
But it would seem everyone in the kingdom has been bumpskinned,
Well, almost everyone,
The king?
I'm not so sure that's a good idea,
The king has a big dungeon,
And a small sense of humor,
Then I guess I'll just have to stay here forever,
Not so fast, Stunkleblinksbone!
-Go! -Hey!
Ahh!
-Look out! -Hey!
Coming through,
Gnome on a mission,
Well, would you look at that,
Yah!
You just got bumpskinned,
-We did it! -We won!
-Yay! -We won!
Yay!
You didn't really think I'd leave, did you?
Uh…
Why didn't anyone tell us Stumblebumpskin was so tricky?
Someone did,
-Scheherazade! -Don't you remember my story?
I told you what a mischievous trickster he was,
No, I'm pretty sure I'd remember that,
I've got a very good…
Memory?
Yeah, memory,
No, brothers, she's right,
We got so carried away wanting to win that we let him trick us,
Yeah,
Okay,
Look, I'll get you out of here,
Oops,
But this time you have to listen,
-We will, Promise, -Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Let's see,
There's only one way to get rid of that little trickster,
Oh yes, here it is,
"Stumblebumpskin can only be lured
by the power of seven seasoned bumpskinners,"
Perfect!
Then I can give him a kick back to where he came from,
Did you hear that, brothers?
All we have to do is find these seven bumpskinners,
But how?
You,
Hmm?
You're the seven bumpskinners,
Wait, I've got a better idea,
We could be the seven bumpskinners,
Yay!
Good idea,
Come on, brothers,
We've got to train to become the greatest bumpskinners ever,
Yay!
Now you're ready,
Stumblebumpskin! Stumblebumpskin! Stumblebumpskin!
Woo-hoo!
Ah, Stumblebumpskin's the name-- Hello,
Uh, listen, about my little trick with the king, I--
Oh, no worries, Stumby,
Actually, we just wanted to get your help,
We've been practicing our bumpskinning, but we can't quite get it just right,
Here, we'll show you, Brothers?
Oh!
Bumpskin circle!
Hmm? Huh? Ooh…
I can't resist, I can't resist!
Huh?
I've been bumpskinned!
We did it! We did it!
-Know what this calls for? -Potatoes!
No, for a little bumpskinning without the bumpskinning,
-Yay! -Bumpskin dance!
-Woo-hoo! -We did it!
Woo-hoo!
Yay!
Once upon a time,
Snow White was searching for true love
but met seven bears instead,
Wait, what?
Who's writing this stuff?
Breakfast! Breakfast! Breakfast! Breakfast! Breakfast!
Brothers, for today's breakfast, a surprise,
Potatoes?
Better, Toast!
Wow,
Woo!
Mmm!
Wahoo!
Ooh, what is this stuff?
How did we not know about this?
It's amazing,
Toast is magnificent,
Toast is incredible,
Toast is, mmm…
…hot!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ahh!
Brother! Brother! Are you okay? Is your paw hurt?
It's…
…absolutely perfect!
Wow!
Look, it's got his paw print on it, just as foretold in ancient bear legend,
Wow!
This isn't just toast,
It's the perfect toast,
The perfect toast,
Wait, Bear legend says the perfect toast has honey on it,
which we are out of!
Why? Why?
To the beehive!
-But why? Why? -'Cause that's where you get honey,
Oh yeah,
Honey for the perfect toast The perfect toast, the perfect toast
Honey for the perfect toast
It's the perfect toast
Closer,
Less close,
Perfect!
Mission accomplished!
Bear teamwork saves the day again!
-Whoa… -Ouch!
Ever wonder why the bees don't get angry when we take their honey?
Oh, they do,
And they'll do almost anything to get it back,
But we bears are way too smart to take honey when they're home,
-Uh, brother? -Yes?
They're home!
They want their honey, but it's on our toast!
Don't let them get it!
Whoa! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Ouch,
Oh, when will I find
My one…
…true love
Oh, my true love, where can you be?
Huh?
Our toast,
Hey, bees,
Want your honey?
There, there, Sorry about that, bees,
True love
Has found me at last
My hero
Huh?
Oh,
And… And then she went,
"Oh, my hero!"
Come on, brothers!
Nothing is going to stop us from getting our toast back,
-Not even Snow White's bad singing, -Oh, but why? Why?
Because toast is delicious,
Oh yeah!
Hmm?
-Let's go, -What?
-Let's go! -You don't have to yell,
But why? Why?
One, two… Seven bears?
How will I ever know which one is my one true love?
Oh, that's a great idea, Come, dear friend, I'll need your help,
Save me, save me
What was that?
We've got to start leaving more space between us,
Look over there!
Save me, hero, and be my spouse
Save me from this vicious…
…mouse
Make it look like I'm really in danger,
Whichever one of those seven bears saves me is my true love,
Smart, right?
Oh, now I really am in danger!
Look, there she is!
-Snow White? -No, the toast,
-The toast is a she? -To me, she is,
Help me!
Oh, wait!
My one true love
No, no, no
Hold on, I've almost got you,
Ouch! Whoa!
Ow! Ow!
Hey, where'd she go?
Snow White?
No, our toast,
Our perfect toast is gone,
Why? Why?
Come on, brothers, we're not giving up yet!
Let's go!
Help, help, help A runaway horse
My hero's got to save me
Of course, of course, of course
Our toast!
When my true love sees I'm in danger, he's sure to rescue me,
Save me, my one true love
Okay, we're gonna have to slow down,
Is she okay?
-Snow White? -No, our toast,
Uh, excuse me? Miss?
[knocking
Hello?
Um, can we have our toast back?
Your what back?
Our toast,
You mean this is what you want?
A piece of toast?
Not just any toast,
The perfect toast,
My true love was supposed to save me, not some stupid piece of toast!
Huh?
We have our toast!
Wahoo!
Darn bears care more about darn toast than darn me!
Oh no,
Yay, we've got the perfect toast The perf--
Ha! See? Just leave a little space in between and you won't fall,
She's really in trouble, Brothers, there's only one thing to do,
Get those bees back to their hive and save Snow White with our toast!
But why? Why?
Because this just got serious,
Hey, bees!
Look, delicious honey!
And now, bear boomerang!
Oh, silly little bears!
You saved me, after all,
Oh, but what about your perfect toast?
It's gone,
True, but I forgot to tell you one thing about my bear boomerang,
What?
It always comes back,
-Hooray! -Yay! Yay!
Um, this is awkward,
Bears, a princess can only have one true love,
and since there are seven of you, I'm afraid it just won't work,
Oh, when will I find
My one true love?
And now, at last!
Hooray!
Hey, the perfect toast isn't for eating,
It's for admiring!
There,
Now it's perfect,
The perfect toast,
Phew! What a day,
We deserve a good night's rest,
-Oh yeah, -Come on, brothers,
No, no, no, no, no,