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- [Joe] Seven years it was,
Seven years we didn't talk,
and it might have gone on forever,
(50s doo-wop music plays) ♪ Why don't you do what you do ♪
♪ What you do what you do ♪
♪ Why don't you do what you do what you do what you do ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ (broom rustles)
♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa ♪
♪ Why do you do ♪
♪ What you do ♪
♪ Where you do it makes me feel so good ♪
♪ So I ask you too, why do you do what you do ♪
♪ Why do you hurt me ♪
♪ And break my heart ♪
♪ I thought we'd stay together ♪
♪ And never part ♪
♪ So I ask you too, why do you do what you do ♪
♪ I've been around this whole wide world ♪
♪ But I've never seen ♪
♪ A beautiful girl just like you ♪
♪ You are my ♪
(birds twittering)
(crickets sing)
(Joe moans)
(woman sighs)
(Joe moans)
(tense music)
(speaking in Maltese)
(phone rings)
- Joe, Joe, - Oh,
- You were dreaming again, You okay?
Josie's on the phone,
- Josie? What's wrong with you?
Do you know what bloody time it is here?
- Joe!
- How are you, all right?
What does that mean?
(cinematic music plays)
(clock ticks)
(phone beeps)
- What's happening? Are you okay?
Joe?
(cinematic music plays)
- Well, can't they operate or something?
Josie?
- No treatment,
In this day and age?
She should bloody never have moved there,
All right, Should have stayed here when we came from Malta,
- She loves LA, - LA, LA, Bloody LA,
I bet you also the pollution, All right,
I saw it on a programme,
Smog everywhere,
Not like here,
Bloody paradise, Australia, Paradise,
- It could be worse,
- Why do you always have to look on the bright side?
How can bloody anything be worse?
- I mean at least you get to see her
before it's too late,
- Huh?
There's no bloody constellation,
- Consolation, - What?
(cinematic music plays)
- Of course, don't worry, I live in a safe place,
He is not my brother,
- Never complained,
- [Connie] I don't even know she was sick,
- Like a bloody rock!
- We haven't seen her since your brother's wedding,
- He's not my brother, - Oh,
This thing with Charlie, it's ridiculous,
It's beyond ridiculous,
And if your sister dying isn't a wake up call
for you to fix it,
then you are more stupid and stubborn than I thought,
You know I would've
crash tackled you too if you gave a speech like that,
- I was only telling the truth,
- You were telling a drunken perception of the truth,
Ugh, Love, - What?
- Sit down, - What?
- I know you're not one for apologies,
but Josie's gonna need her brothers back during this
and you're gonna need each other too,
It's time,
(phone beeps) (cinematic music plays)
- [Woman] Hey, it's me, I'm still out with the girls,
My phone is about to die too
so you probably won't be able to reach me,
We'll talk tomorrow, (answering machine beeps)
(dramatic cinematic music plays)
- There's a few flights left tomorrow,
- I only fly Qantas,
- We haven't been on a plane for 10 years, love,
- But when I do it's Qantas, - Qantas it is,
- All right, I call No-neck Georgie
first thing on the morning,
He always looks after me too,
He doesn't even charge commission,
- When you call him No-neck Georgie,
- That's his name,
He doesn't have a neck,
- Okay, well you don't need to call him
'cause I can book it now without commission,
- How?
- I'm online,
- Well I'm off the bloody line, all right?
Where it's safe,
- The internet is safe these days,
- Your brainwashed,
Cash is king even more than Elvis,
All right, maybe not more than Elvis,
- Just let me take care of the flights,
You need to be with Josie,
Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?
- Who's going to look after everything here?
(Connie sighs)
- Poor Josie, I can't believe this is happening,
- It's a bloody tragedy,
- Does Charlie fly Qantas too?
(engine roars)
(Mediterranean style music plays)
(singers vocalize)
(music continues)
(singers vocalize)
(music continues)
(keypad beeps and dog barks)
- (gasps) Hi, Oh my God,
You're already here mwah, mwah, mwah and mwah mwah,
(laughs) Oh my god,
I feel like we're family already,
Josie talks about her brothers all the time,
- [Both] He's not my brother,
- Oh?
Oh! (laughs) Good one,
Yeah, Funny,
- Who the bloody hell are you?
- I'm Marlene, Oh, I didn't even introduce myself,
(laughs) I'm Josie's neighbour,
I'm just here taking care of Little Roxy while mommy's away,
Yes,
God, I'm glad you guys made it here so quickly,
That flight was a long one,
- Oh you bloody don't even know it, I didn't sleep a wink,
- Oh, - All right,
The bloody man snoring,
The kids kicking (speaks Maltese),
I hate flying,
- Hmm, You must be Joe,
I thought so,
Well listen, at least the cab drive wasn't so bad, right?
I mean traffic can be terrible around here,
God (sniffs) poor Josie, you know,
We have been neighbours for such a long time,
So sad,
- [Both] It's very sad,
- Where is she?
- Well, uh, they transferred her
to a private hospital just yesterday,
- Nobody bloody told us that,
- Well, I'm sure she just didn't want you to worry,
Don't worry, She's only in San Jose,
- St, Joseph, - No, no San Jose,
- That means St, Joseph, - No it does not,
- (Speaks Maltese) - How far is San Jose?
- San Jose is six hours north from here,
(Joe speaks Maltese)
Josie left her car right in the back,
She said you could take it,
All right, well now that that's done,
you're gonna take this,
- What are you doing?
- Roxy's biscuits are by her water
and there's a piece of paper on the piano with the address
and the telephone number to the hospital,
- Where are you going?
- I'm late for work, (laughs) - You can't leave her with us,
- Oh of course I can,
Besides you're family,
Can get through anything together when your family,
I feel like you're my family, mwah,
Boop, boop, Okay, I'll see you guys later,
Oh, Josie wants you both to give her a call
as soon as you arrive,
So figure that out,
- Who's bloody gonna pay for petrol?
(floor creaking)
(paper rustling)
(piano tinkles)
(piano music plays)
- [Josie] It is time,
- [Joe] Her favourite,
- Marlene said we need to call Josie,
- Who the bloody the hell is Marlene?
- The neighbour,
- Oh well, then say the neighbour,
- We gonna call or not? - We'll call her,
- From the landline?
- The mobile?
(Charlie speaks Maltese)
- We call her on the way, - From where?
- A bloody phone, What do you think?
- You'd be lucky to find one these days,
Everyone's got a bloody mobile,
- Then we see her when we get there,
Bloody six hours drive,
I've never driven that far in my life,
- Because Malta's only an hour to get around it,
- Not if you bloody walk,
- Come here, Roxy, Good dog,
- What the bloody the hell are you doing?
- We can't leave her here,
- [Joe] Why not?
- She needs to run around,
- She can bloody run around here,
- And what about food and water?
- I saw it before, Here, huh?
Roxy, She'll bloody work it out,
(Joe speaks Maltese)
- That's not right,
- It's a bloody dog,
- This is Josie's dog,
- I didn't fly all the way around the bloody world
to look after the dog,
All right, - Halfway,
- It felt like all way,
- She can sit in the back,
Well do what you want,
(Roxy whines)
- I am not picking up the shit,
(music plays)
Josie,
'63 Valiant, 225 Slant Six,
Bloody good motor go forever,
It's no Mustang, But it's nice,
- It's very nice, - I like the color too,
- Classic,
- All right give me the keys so we go,
- Who says you're driving? - I'm the bloody eldest,
- So what? (engine sputtering)
- So I bloody the drive, - You haven't even slept,
- I'm still the eldest,
- Where are you going?
- Bloody flooded it,
What are you doing mate?
(engine turns over and revs)
The keys,
- I don't have to but I'll give you a chance to win,
Heads or tails,
- Tails, (coin clatters)
- (Speaks Maltese) Watch the bloody duco,
- Heads,
- That's interference, - With what?
- It hit the car (speaks Maltese),
(coin clatters) - Heads again,
- I'm still the eldest, (speaks Maltese) I'm the eldest,
(music plays)
- What? - Put it in the back,
All right, which way?
- North she said,
- I know she said north,
Which way is north?
(speaking Maltese)
See if she has a bloody map,
- Bingo,
- Ah, beautiful,
- Everyone use the GPS these days,
- Oh, GPS, Are we in the army?
We never had a bloody GPS,
We did all right,
A few bloody wrong turns here and there,
But that's how you learn,
- My physio says it's not good to keep it in your pocket,
- Oh, physio,
Do you know they're not even bloody real doctors,
- What do you mean? - It's all a bloody racket,
I saw it on a programme,
I could be a physio,
- Don't know about that? - Joe, the physio,
It even has a good bloody sound,
That would suck them in,
♪ When your back says no ♪
♪ Call Joe ♪
♪ The physio ♪
- What? You don't use them? - Not anymore,
Come back for this,
Come back for that,
Make your next appointment,
I want to see you in a week,
And I never bloody finish,
- It's true,
- Not because of the physio,
because I decided,
Where did you get that?
- It's Josie's, - It was mother's first,
She gave it to her,
- So it's Josie's, - Why have you got it?
- She thought she lost it at my wedding,
(Joe and Charlie fight indistinctly)
Josie told me not to forget it,
It's a family heirloom,
Sentimental,
- Why didn't she ask me?
I'm the eldest,
- Because I had it,
And you're not very approachable I guess,
- Not approachable,
I'm the bloody eldest,
(speaks Maltese)
- She wants to sit in the front,
- I don't bloody give a rat's ass what she wants,
She's a bloody dog,
She sits in the back, all right,
(speaks Maltese)
(car turns over and revs)
I'm not moving,
- You're unbelievable,
Happy?
- There's nothing to be happy about,
- [Both] Oh, Roxy,
(Charlie speaks Maltese)
(engine turns over)
- (Joe rants in Maltese),
- Josie must have let her sit in the front,
- Well, I'm not Josephine,
- I didn't say you were Josephine,
I'm saying that's why she's so happy here,
Look at her,
- She won't be happy when we have a bloody accident,
- She's not gonna have an accident,
The bloody dog's not driving,
- I'm not doing this the whole way,
- You want me to sit in the back?
- (speaks Maltese) He's on the bloody wrong side,
- You're on the wrong side,
We're in America,
(rock music plays)
(music plays)
(singer sings in Maltese)
- The voice of an angel,
- It's true, (horns honk)
- All right,
- All right, - Follow it,
- Roxy hold on, - All right,
- I can't-
- Is it straight here or right?
- You can't tell here, hold on,
- You gotta to tell me it right,
- Roxy, hold on, Roxy watch it,
- Right? - You go straight,
Straight or right? - No straight,
- You said it was bloody right before,
- The right on the 101,
Right there,
- I told you not to, - Go right, over here,
- All right, Drive all you bloody want now,
- Where the bloody hell he going, Roxy?
Just give it a moment,
(people speaking indistinctly)
(bus revs)
(Joe ranting in Maltese)
- Criminal, My bloody first car didn't cost that much,
(engine turns over and revs)
Look out, (Charlie speaks Maltese)
- Do I want to go to this party tonight?
No, because that girl smells like-
(Charlie speaks Maltese)
- You're bloody crazy,
- Excuse me,
- Whoa, Killer wheels man,
- Thank you, - What year is this?
- 63, - Nice,
- Can I ask you a favour? - Yeah,
- Can I use the phone? - Oh,
- I just have to call my sister,
- Oh yeah, - Won't belong, One minute,
- Okay, don't be long
'cause I don't have much credit on here,
- I won't be long,
- I don't, don't have much, There's not much credit,
- No, I won't be long,
Have a look at the car or something,
- Look at the car?
Guess it is pretty nice,
Cool lights,
- [Woman] Hello Riverview, - Josephine Cauchi please,
- [Woman] Surname again, - Cauchi,
C for Charlie, A for alpha, U for umbrella, C for Charlie,,,
- [Woman] One moment please,
- [Josie] Hello - Josie, All right?
- [Josie] Joe? You made it, Oh my God,
- Are you in pain?
Is everything all right?
- [Josie] I'm fine,
Is Charlie with you?
- You didn't bloody tell me you're six hours away,
- [Josie] They brought me here, Where's Charlie?
- He's here, - [Josie] Was Marlene home?
Did she give you the keys?
Did you take my car?
What about Roxy?
(Joe speaks Maltese)
- One at a bloody time,
- Josie? - [Josie] Charlie,
- Bloody let me talk with her,
- What you think I'm doing? - I want talk with her,
- Gimme the phone,
- [Josie] Hey! - What?
- [Josie] Put the phone between you,
- I hold it, I'm the eldest, - Then hold it,
- What do you think I'm bloody doing?
- Put it here, - All right,
- Josie, you all right? - Ah, my bloody ears,
- [Josie] Hey, Charlie, - Are you in pain?
- No, I'm fine,
- I love Roxy, She's beautiful,
- She's bloody ugly,
Cute but ugly,
- [Josie] Oh Roxy, I miss her too,
Did you bring the broach Charlie?
- I've got it, Josie,
- [Josie] Thanks,
- Jos, Do me a favour here,
Bloody, can you ask 'em to bring you here?
Here's going to be much easier for everybody,
- [Josie] They won't do it,
- Well, I'm not driving across California
on the wrong side of the bloody road
with a smelly dog and a bloody dill,
- [Josie] You finished?
- What can we do Jos?
- [Josie] They want to keep me here,
but I'm not dying in the hospital,
- How can we help?
- [Josie] You are going to break me out of here,
I planned an escape,
Meet me outside the hospital
by the big tree at 6:00 PM sharp,
And don't be late because I only will have-
- Jail break,
Sorry mate,
- It's okay, Good luck with your sister,
(engine revs) (music plays)
- [Joe] Ah, here we go,
- I love this spirit, uh,
(Joe speaks Maltese)
Even in the face of death,
she goes her own way,
Like Frank Sinatra,
She has the right to do whatever she bloody wants,
I wouldn't want to die in a hospital either,
- Do you think that will make us an accomplice?
- If we're lucky,
- It's very exciting,
- It's just like a bloody movie,
- Like the Great Escape,
- What's the other one? I like it,
Um, Stalag 17,
- Papillon,
- Cool Hand Luke,
- East of Eden,
- That's not a bloody escape movie,
- No but it's a very good movie,
- Very good movie,
Casablanca,
- Citizen Kane,
- Abbott and Costello in Hollywood,
- Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy,
- Abbott and Costello in the Foreign Legion,
- Abbot and Costello Meet the Invisible Man,
- I don't know why she called her Roxy,
It's not a very masculine name,
- That's because she's a girl,
Looks like a boy,
- Ah, she looks like old man, but she's little girl,
She's a very good dog,
- Ah, yes, - No barking,
- No just farting,
- Ah, she's a dog,
What you gonna do?
- And the poo,
You have to bloody pick it up these days,
- Of course,
I don't like the concept,
- What concept?
- Picking it up,
- Dogs got to go?
- I know that it has to go,
I don't mind that it goes,
I mind that we have to pick it up,
- What about when it goes in your backyard?
- No, then you pick it up,
- It's the same outside,
- Bloody what's happened in the old days?
No one used to bloody pick it up,
- I don't know about that,
- Look, I love dogs, All right,
We always had dogs in back home, remember?
But on the farm we never bloody the picked up the poo,
They used to go away,
Do their bloody business,
Come back smiling,
Happy, more civilized just like us,
- Civilized? We used to step in all the time,
- Don't ruin the memories,
(music plays) ♪ Don't you walk away ♪
♪ (Ooh, ooh) Don't you walk away now ♪
- And then you take her to the vet,
- I don't go to the vet,
- What do you mean you don't go to the vet?
- I don't go to the vet, I don't believe in it,
- When the dog gets sick, you take it to the vet,
- No, you don't,
- Well what do you do?
- I start with something and they won't bloody stop, ta',
You take him in for one thing to fix
and they come out with something else bloody broken,
All right, I don't like vets,
And they always make you feel bad too,
if you don't do it,
- Do you know any bloody vets?
- No, I know mechanics,
- Well it's like a car,
If the car broken, take it to the mechanic,
- Let me tell you something about bloody canines, mate,
All right, I'll give you a tip,
Joe's tip, all right,
Tip number one, when the dog is six weeks old,
take it to the vet,
- You just said you don't take it to the vet,
- Let me bloody finish! All right?
You take the dog to the vet,
Six weeks old for the vaccine,
All right, After that, never step in there again,
- You're a bloody mad mate,
- Ever,
Tip number two with dogs,
you either get a good one or you get a lemon,
All right,
If you get the lemon, ah, you'll get the lemon,
What can you do? It's a bloody dud,
Nothing the vet can do to fix a dud,
All right, And you'll save $10,000, all right,
But I still love it the same,
You're still a good boy or a good girl,
- You're a very good girl, Roxy,
- Looks like a good boy,
Either way, Don't take it to the vet,
♪ Ah, my love I give you my devotion ♪
- I heard she's having a baby mate, 15-years-old,
- Oh, they're all having them young these days,
- What, 15?
- Nunna was 14, - That's different,
- What's different?
A baby 14, then 15, 16, 17 have a break 18,
Ah, then she have twins,
- She was married wasn't she?
- Oh, I don't believe what you believe, All right,
I don't go to church anymore,
(speaking Maltese)
- I'm not going to do this again,
(speaking Maltese) He's watching now,
Don't say it in the car,
(soft jubilant music)
- What are you looking at? - Nothing,
- I tell you what, it's very bloody scenery,
Not like Hollywood,
- Oh bloody Hollywood, There's no more Hollywood,
- They don't make them like they used to,
- No, Superheroes now,
- That's what the people want,
- The people are bloody stupid,
- That's where the money is,
- Well I'm not gonna spend my money
to bloody see a poser in a cartoon,
- I don't think they need your money mate,
You want to see a real superhero, Go watch John Wayne,
- Or Charlie Bronson,
- Even Clint Eastwood, - The early ones,
- Of course, I've got them all,
- On VHS? - On DVD!
(jubilant music)
- We're having a bloody good run,
- How long to go?
- Ah, it's just like 250 miles, So what's that?
- Like 400 kilometers,
- It's not even midday,
- What time do we have to meet Josie?
- Six o'clock sharp she said,
- No problem mate,
(dog barking)
- I don't like leaving her in the car,
- You can't bring a bloody dog in a restaurant,
- It's a diner, - It's still food,
- Bloody, look at all these pies,
There's chocolate cream pie, cherry pie, pecan pie,
and the coffee is free refill,
- Free, I'll believe it when I bloody see it,
- Well it says it right here,
- Nothing in this world is free,
- Good morning gentlemen, My name's Torrey,
I'll be your waitress today, What can I get for you?
- Hello lovey,
I'm gonna have the House of Pie
Ultimate breakfast combo please,
Can I ask you a question?
The coffee is free refill? - That's right,
And will you be having the pancakes or waffles?
- No, The House of Pie breakfast,
The three eggs, two bacon, sausage,
ham, hash, brown and toast,
- Yes sir, But it also comes with your choice
of three buttermilk pancakes or a golden Belgian waffle,
- It comes with three pancakes or one waffle,
- It's your choice, - Same price?
I take the three pancakes,
- I've never heard your accent before,
Where are you guys from?
- We're Maltese, - Oh, the Maldives,
I've always wanted to go there,
- Maltese, From Malta,
Don't they bloody teach you anything in school?
- Oh, that's a lot of passion you have there,
- They used to call me the Maltese lover,
- No, they didn't, - [Joe] But they could have,
- But they didn't,
- But they could have and I didn't know it,
- And what can I get for you?
- Just a coffee for me,
- Joe you have to eat something, At least have piece of pie,
- I only eat what I grow,
- He's on a diet now, - I'm not on a bloody diet,
- You're paleo,
- I'm Joe not Paolo,
- No paleo, It's a diet,
- I'm not on a bloody diet,
- I'll get you that coffee,
- Thank you very much, It's very nice,
What are you doing? - [Joe] What?
- You don't have to be rude, - I wasn't rude,
- You were yelling at her,
- She said I was on a diet,
- So bloody what?
- I'm not on a bloody diet
- You are on something mate,
- What you mean?
(speaking Maltese)
- What you writing? - Doesn't matter,
Where did you go?
- The cook, He was throwing out all the bread,
I showed them how to make pudina,
- Never waste the tea,
- That's right, - What's pudiner?
- Pudina,
It's bread pudding,
Back home we cook it what we bloody the had,
- It's best with tea or coffee,
- What's in it?
- It's just some leftover bread and some bloody raisins,
I like to put a bit of cocoa,
brown sugar, cinnamon and some orange, the rind,
All right, Little bit of chocolate too if you have it,
But you don't need it,
- It sounds yummy,
- It's very bloody nice, All right,
And you tell him to give you some, All right,
- Yeah, Well,
- Thank you,
- She's bloody good waitress,
- Very good, - Yes,
(dog barking)
- I think I'll go check on her,
- Eat your food before it gets cold,
- Oh, Taste the pancakes,
- I'm not tasting them, - Well smell them,
- I'm not tasting them and I'm not smelling them,
- Do what you want,
- I want to get back on the road,
- Back on the,,, We just got here,
Sit down, Relax,
- Relax, relax, The word of today bloody relax,
I don't relax, All right,
What happened to the early worm gets the bird?
He didn't relax did he? That's why he got the bloody bird,
- More coffee gentlemen, (speaking Maltese)
- You ready now?
- I'm waiting for you,
- Thank you, - Another coffee?
- We've had six cups, It's still bloody free?
- Yes sir,
- Maybe just one more, - For the road,
- I'll get those coffees to go,
- Go where? - I don't know,
- Plus tax and tip,
I bloody told you it wasn't free,
(dog barking) - Coffees to go,
- Takeaway, Takeaway,
- Takeaway, - Thank you,
- Excuse me love,
Does the tip here go to everybody or just you?
This is for you,
Don't share it, All right, You are very good,
And I left the bloody cook a recipe tip already, Priceless,
- Okay, thanks guys,
(speaking Maltese)
- Did you get out from my side?
Why would I get out from your side?
- The bloody the door's not locked,
- Well maybe you didn't lock it properly,
- I'm not stupid,
- I didn't say you were stupid,
bloody lucky Roxy didn't get out,
Come on Roxy, Good girl, Good girl,
What's that?
- Pretzel,
- Where'd you get them?
- I got them from the aeroplane,
- You said you only ate what you grow,
- Unless it's free,
- Even on the girls now,
- What? - Tattoos,
- Boys, girls, What's the difference?
- Oh come on,
- Only the bloody bikies get tattoos,
- That's not true anymore,
- Willy bloody nilly now,
- I might get one, - What?
- I might get a tattoo,
- Why would you bloody do that to yourself?
- Self-expression,
- Write a bloody poem, Self-expression,
- I think some of them look very nice,
- Wait until your blood are fat, old and ugly, All right,
- I'm going to live fast and die young,
- Kinda like James Dean,
- Jim Morrison
- Ritchie Valens, Remember him?
He had the one,
♪ Oh, Donna ♪
♪ I had the girl ♪
♪ Donna was the name ♪
♪ Since she left me ♪
♪ I never be the same ♪
♪ Because I love my girl ♪
♪ Donna where can you be ♪
- Good girl Roxy, That's bloody music,
(Joe sniffs)
(speaking in Maltese)
- Oh Roxy, not again, - Another one,
(harmonizing music)
- Very good Roxy,
- Where you going?
- She needs to piddle,
Come on Roxy, Come on,
Good girl Roxy,
- Where's the,,,
(speaking in Maltese)
Have you got the brooch?
- I've got it,
- All right, We call the police,
- What the hell are they gonna do?
We need to meet Josie at six,
- If you bloody had of stayed in the car,
this never would've happened,
- You shouldn't have left the keys in the ignition,
- I thought you took them,
- Why would I take them?
- Because you got out of the bloody car last,
- Where did you go anyway? - I had the piddle,
- So did Roxy,
- Oh something's bloody never change,
- What's that's supposed to mean?
- Nothing,
- Well just tell me,
Tell me,
- We could never rely on you,
- Who's we? - Me and pop,
- What's pop got to do with it?
- Don't Bloody push it with me,
- Well don't talk in bloody riddles,
Say what you wanna say,
- The ladder, All right, The ladder,
- The ladder, I was five,
- He wasn't supposed to die,
All right, Not like that, You were bloody day dreaming,
- He shouldn't have put his safety
in the hands of a five-year-old,
Anyway you were there, Why didn't you hold it?
- Because he asked you!
- You couldn't help?
- Oh, tell yourself whatever you have to,
- It's easy for you,
He took you everywhere with him, All right,
Never took me anywhere, Neither do you,
- We always went together,
- As a family with mommy and Josie,
- I helped him, All right, He bloody relied on me,
- He would,
The strong one, the favourite, the eldest,
- What do you want Charlie?
- You're just like him, - Good,
- Blame everyone but yourself,
- If I was to blame I would,
- Have you ever been to blame? - No,
- Where were you when I needed my big brother?
- I beat up all those bloody kids
that picked on you in school,
- I never asked,
- That's the bloody thanks I get,
- You picked on them 'cause you're a bully yourself,
All right, You liked it, You enjoyed it, Made you feel good,
- Don't let anyone push you around,
- You pushed them around first,
- You don't know what you're talking about,
- I needed a big brother, not body guard,
- Well you got me, - Yeah, Not by choice,
Where's Roxy? - I don't bloody know,
- Roxy, Roxy, Roxy,
(speaking in Maltese)
She could be anywhere by now,
Day dreamer,
Again?
- You were looking after her, Not me,
- She was standing right in front of both of us,
- You shouldn't have gone out of the bloody car,
- If you blame me again for losing
the car, you're gonna regret it, All right,
- Is that right?
- You are going to make me regret it,
Where are you going?
- [Charlie] Roxy,
- All right, Go, Go,
(soft piano music)
Roxy,
Roxy, Roxy,
Roxy, Come on Roxy,
Roxy,
Rox,
Come on Roxy,
Roxy,
Roxy, (claps hands)
Come on Roxy,
Roxy, Roxy,
Roxy,
- Gimme the damn brooch,
- Please it's my sisters,
She's only got three weeks to-
- Hey!
- And who are you?
(Charlie punches man in face)
- Give it back to my brother,
Everything!
- Oh God, Okay, Okay, - Apologise to him!
- I'm sorry, - All right,
Get out of here! (speaking Maltese)
Before I bloody lose my temper,
- Who the hell are those guys?
- That's the Maltese power,
(Mexican music plays)
Say it,
- Say what? - You didn't ask for my help,
- I wasn't gonna say that, - What were you going to say?
- That you called me your brother?
I am gonna miss her,
- Me too Charlta',
- She's still so young,
- I should have been holding the ladder,
- What?
- With pop,
I should have been holding the ladder,
I blamed you, all the years I blamed you,
- We were kids, Just kids,
- But I was the big brother,
- It's not our fault,
It's not our fault,
- I'm sorry Charlie,
I'm very sorry,
And the wedding,
- Here we go, - I was drunk, All right,
There's no excuse,
But Charlie, I don't think she was good for you, All right,
Someone who will be there to the blood of hard times,
And I don't know what you have together,
- No, - Only the couple can know,
- (Speaking Maltese),
- All right, But let me say something, all right,
If a woman doesn't make you a better man,
if she pisses on your blood fire, instead of putting timber
to make the big fire, then you need to piss her off,
(speaking Maltese)
- Where we gonna go? We have to find Roxy,
- We pray to Saint Anthony,
What?
Dear Saint Anthony, please, please come around,
Something we lost it and cannot be found,
(dog barking)
(speaking Maltese)
- Roxy, - Roxy,
You believe now Thomas?
How long to go?
- 150 miles,
That's two and a half hours, We're not gonna make it,
- We'll bloody make it, Don't worry mate,
I'm gonna show you the bloody driving
that made me famous in 67',
- Scalextrics?
- It was a bloody race wasn't it?
- With slot cars,
- Oh, just bloody hold on, (engine revs)
(upbeat music)
♪ One, two hypnotize you ♪
♪ On the count of three ♪
♪ She'll steal your soul, take control and leave you cold ♪
♪ Never knowing how she did it ♪
♪ Once she memorize you, have you on your knees ♪
♪ On the floor, begging for more ♪
♪ A look is all she needs ♪
♪ Her lips are cherry red ♪
♪ I give em' a look to knock em' dead ♪
♪ Legs so long and fine ♪
♪ She'll kick your ass and blow your mind ♪
♪ She got ooh yeah ♪
♪ She got oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
♪ Oh-Oh ♪
- Is this it?
- This is the address, - I can't see here,
- We're bloody too late, - Only a few minutes,
- I told you it was left back there,
- It felt like a right,
- It's on the map,
Where's the tree?
- What tree?
- She's supposed to be standing by a big tree,
- There's bloody trees everywhere! Big tree,
Check the address again,
- You think I'm stupid? - Did I call you stupid?
- I can hear it through your teeth,
- What am I a bloody trans-viloquist?
- A what?
- With the The puppet, - Ventriloquist,
- Oh, that's what I bloody said,
- Josie there she is, Josie here!
- Jos! Jos!
(engine starts) (upbeat music)
- Josie! - I'm here Charlie!
- [Joe] Get it, get in!
(speaking Maltese)
- I've always wanted to do this,
- [Josie] Joe step on it,
- All right?
- Oh Josie,
- Just like a movie,
- That's what we said,
- I finally got my part,
- The lead role,
- If only someone was filming,
- We both were,
- Brothers! I miss you two,
- All right, All right Josie,
- You two look great,
- And you look too good for someone who's dying,
- Joe! - What?
(speaking Maltese)
- I take that as a compliment, Joe,
This is amazing,
- It's beautiful, I thought we'd miss you ta',
We're running a little bit behind,
- Only a few minutes,
- I knew eventually you either get here
or you kill each other,
- You said you planned the escape for six sharp,
- (speaking Maltese) I could have left anytime,
- What?
- What about the matron? - Which matron?
- That was Marlene,
- Who the bloody the hell is Marlene,
- The neighbour, - Oh then say the neighbour,
- You set us up, - Set up what?
- Everything,
- (Speaking Maltese) You know what we've been through today?
- No, but I would love to hear about it,
- You don't play jokes like that,
- Well, nothing else was working,
Well I tried everything and I hate flying,
- You are crazy,
- Ooh, that one in the jeans,
You have the brooch? - Here you go,
- Perfect,
- I'm the eldest, I should have brought it, All right,
- I didn't know you two weren't talking
for the past seven years,
- It's a family heirloom, - Family heirloom!
I want to sell to buy another classic,
And I already have a buyer,
(speaking Maltese)
(upbeat rock music)
♪ The music empowers the people ♪
♪ Gotta spread the word around ♪
♪ Don't look back over your shoulder ♪
♪ I'm movin' to the sound ♪
♪ Push forward over the rainbow ♪
♪ Dancin' too the town ♪
♪ My sisters and my brothers ♪
♪ We got one chance so don't play around ♪
♪ The music empowers the people ♪
- You hurt your back Joe,
I call the physio,
No physio,
- [Joe] Charlie finally woke up
and the letter he was writing in his notebook,
a love letter I found out,
Well, that become a breakup letter,
So Josie gave him a little something to help him through it,
- Good girl, Roxy, - Roxy,
- Good girl Roxy, Good dog,
- Rox good girl, All right Rox, All right,
Too late now,
- I was going to do it,
- When?
Half the bloody day is gone,
- It's bloody at 7:00 AM,
(speaking Maltese)
Roxy, (speaking Maltese),
Good girl Roxy,
(Joe sweeping)
- Bloody Joan Collins, - What?
- New chairs now?
- I got them on sale,
- Nothing's a sale if you don't need it,
(speaking Maltese)
- $10,
for both,
- That is a bloody sale,
- Did you speak to Josie yesterday?
(speaking Maltese)
She's still coming for Christmas?
- Her turn to fly,
- One year each now, - That's right,
- Don't get too comfortable, You need a new wife,
What about Rita ta Percy?
- She got married last year,
- Oh, you missed your bloody chance,
Claudia ta Ganni, Never married,
Lots of money in the family,
- She's bloody ugly, hairy, She smell like minestra,
- You're no bloody oil painting either, you know,
- Ah, thank you,
- Who do you think you are? Gregory Peck,
Humphrey Bogart,
Or the other one they like now, (speaking Maltese)
with the bloody wrinkle,
- Who? - Toony, Looney,,,
- George Clooney,
- (speaking Maltese)
- Do you think that's Rosemary Clooney son?
- Huh? - Her son, Rosemary Cooney?
- Cooney? - Cooney, Clooney,
- Cooney ta' Clooney?
- I don't bloody know,
- We don't get to choose our family,
Maybe that's a good thing,
But we're connected by blood
and those connections, they're worth fighting for,
Life's not perfect,
It's not supposed to be,
but it's always better with family,
Sacred, special, crazy family,
Oh, Roxy,
(upbeat music)
♪ I got a girl she looked just fine ♪
♪ Always bring me whisky and wine ♪
♪ Peppers in the morning and dinner at night ♪
♪ Everything she do, she do just right ♪
♪ When I saw what you wanna do ♪
♪ She say just one thing that I want from you ♪
♪ A little bit of rock, a little bit of roll ♪
♪ Itty bitty little bit of rock and roll ♪
♪ We went to a dance she was looking swell ♪
♪ Spinning around just like a carousel ♪
♪ Jitter bug buggy swinin' right ♪
♪ Having a ball on Saturday night ♪
♪ The male leader said, what you want us to play ♪
♪ The kids all hollowed just take it away ♪
♪ A little bit of rock, ♪
♪ A little bit of roll ♪
♪ I said a little bit of rock ♪
♪ A little bit of roll ♪
♪ Well a little bit of rock ♪
♪ A little bit of roll ♪
♪ Itty bit little bit a rock and roll ♪
(trumpet harmonizing)
♪ Well I got it girl she looked just fine ♪
♪ Always bring me whiskey and wine ♪
♪ Breakfast in the morning and dinner at night ♪
♪ Everything she do, she do just right ♪
♪ But when I say, what you want me to do ♪
♪ She say just one thing that I want from you ♪
♪ A little bit of rock a little bit of roll ♪
♪ I said a little bit a rock ♪
♪ A little bit of roll ♪
♪ A little bit of rock, a little bit of roll ♪
♪ A itty bit little bit of rock and roll ♪
♪ Just one thing that I want from you ♪
♪ A little bit of rock ♪
♪ A little bit of roll ♪
♪ I said a little bit of rock ♪
♪ A little bit of roll ♪
♪ A little bit of rock, a little bit of roll ♪
♪ A itty bitty little bit of rock and roll ♪
♪ A little bit of rock ♪
♪ A little bit of roll ♪
♪ A little bit of rock, yeah ♪
♪ A little bit of roll, a little bit of rock, ♪
♪ A little bit of roll, ♪
♪ A itty little bit of rock and roll ♪
(upbeat music)