Oh, You okay?
Luckily, sheep are like cats,
We always land on our backs,,, and heads,
Let's go,
Uh, mm-mm, Wrong way,
Ooh! This is luxury wool, I like it here,
- Thanks, it's growing on me, - Mm-mm-mm!
Ah, A one-legged bird always appreciates a good armchair,
My whole body is like a chair, In fact, that's how I usually introduce myself,
How long till we get to the city? Are we almost there?
Yeah, I mean, we're close,
I mean, it's not far at all, It's, like, down the street,
I promise, it's not like we have to camp out for the night, That would be crazy,
So, you've found it hard to keep friends?
Yeah, Wait, why?
No reason,
So, where are you from?
A pasture, far away from here,
Uh, I'll explain,
A pasture is like a nest, but for sheep,,,
I know what a pasture is, So, tell me more, What was it like?
I don't know, Grassy, outdoors, lots of sheep,
- How many? - Oh, I have no idea,
Wild guess, you know, not counting me, I'd say 99,
Are you all friends?
You know, sheep aren't that talkative,
That's what they would tell me when I was talkative,
Is that why you left?
- To have someone to talk to? - I left because it wasn't warm enough,
Ohh!
'Cause I wasn't good enough to deserve warmth,
What you mean, not warm?
Even with that big old wool coat?
A different kind of warm,
But never mind that now,
Tomorrow I start a new life in A Cat's Sternum,
- Uh, Capernaum, baby, Capernaum, - Oh, is that place closer?
- That is the place we are going, - Well, let's agree to disagree,
Uh,,,
What is your name, anyway?
- Pigeon, How about you? - They call me Sheep,
- Look at that, we got something in common, - What?
And that is about it,
Hold up, who built this fire?
I don't know, but my log won't stop snoring,
Oh, Um,,,
Even I'm nervous, and I'm the one with wings,
Don't worry about it, I've got a low center of gravity,
Are you part mountain goat, or did I miss the memo?
Yeah, yeah, 40 percent mountain goat, 30 percent sheep,
- Thirty percent wolf, - Okay,
Twenty-five percent water buffalo, 35 percent wolverine, 70 percent platypus,
- I don't,,, - Fifteen percent cat and 5 percent frog,
That adds up to 250,
Doesn't matter, It all adds up to me,
Just that nobody seems to see it,
Poor thing,
- Are you okay? - I'm totally fine,
- Are you? - Yeah, everything's great,
♪ I'm not at all regretting My choices as of late ♪
♪ I left my fold But I'm getting used to the cold ♪
Are you sure?
♪ I totally don't need validation Now that I'm bolder ♪
♪ So who needs people? ♪
Oh, it's a song,
♪ Unreliable people ♪
♪ Who needs people? Sing it, me ♪
♪ Carnivorous people ♪
♪ I don't need hugs I heard that people have bugs ♪
♪ I'm totally fine Alone in this life ♪
♪ I don't need friends Who are stinking humans ♪
♪ I'm gonna live free ♪
♪ 'Cause no one needs to care about me ♪
Whoa, that is a lot of people,
Do you think any of them like sheep?
Remember when you said you didn't care about humans anymore?
Right, no, So,,, So, what would you do on a day like this?
Let's see,
Aha! There's a good spot right there,
- You see the pigeons by the bread cart? - You betcha,
They're all waiting for crumbs to fall, so then everyone goes for it,
Doesn't that look fun?
I don't understand how you still have any legs,
Or an abdomen,
Ah, come on, don't be a scaredy-sheep,
Live a little, You know? Life on your own terms, right?
I don't know that this means that,
- Who's that guy? - I don't know,
- Hi, guys, - I thought he was with you,
Ooh! Here comes more, Gotta get ready for it, all right? Let's go,
- That's it? - That's it for now,
But it adds up, That's why we do this for a solid 11 hours a day,
Can you get up, please?
They gonna be okay?
Oh, yeah, we adapt quickly, Having fun?
Yeah, no, Not my vibe,
So, you're saying none of these were an accident?
Well, we usually try to take care of it under a bush,
unless we're trying to make a statement,
Statement made,
Hey!
How about this?
I washed myself last year,
I'm gonna go for a walk,
Why hello there, sheep,
Hi, My whole body's like a chair,
Hey, Pigeon, come here, This guy's nice, He even knows my name,
Wait, hold on,
No!
Oh, hey, Thank you,
Low center of gravity,
Pretend like he's a Roman statue!
I'll be honest, that could've gone better,
Yeah, I don't know what to do,
I didn't think I was meant for country life,
but now I'm finding that city life isn't much better,
Maybe I should try and go back to my shepherd,
Been getting a lot of good exercise on this trip,
I think he'll notice,
- Hey! Look in my eyes, - It's hard with how our faces are shaped,
Take it from me, kid, nothing good comes from trying to make someone love you,
Trust me, I know firsthand,
- Who said anything about needing love? - You, Sheep!
Several times,
Hey, remember when we made that guy fall down back there?
Yeah, it was pretty funny,
So I guess the big lesson of the day is
that have no control over someone caring about me,
but I can control whether or not they keep their balance,
That wasn't my takeaway, but,,,
Wait, here comes a child, Sheep, just let her go,
I'm trying to, but she's not even looking where she's going,
Whoa!
- Is that the ninth one today? - You think I keep score?
- Yes, - Well, you're right, Nine,
Just one more for a clean dozen,
I'm so sorry, I didn't see you standing there,
That's because you were looking everywhere but here,
Okay, bye,
- I know what you need, A home! - Huh?
With me!
You were standing there because you don't get the attention you want,
Interesting, She's using you as a proxy to project an inner struggle,
Birds are so dumb,
Uh, you need me to do something?
She hasn't tried to take my fur or make me pretty,
Let's see where this goes,
You will give them the courage to say shalom
so that they will know they do not have to remain in hiding, Amen,
Huh?
What's that I hear? Sheep don't sound like that,
It's true, I sound so much worse,
- Facts, - No, it's definitely not sheep,
Ah, it was you,
- Greetings, children, - Shalom,
Shalom,
And shalom, little friend,
This is a good sheep,
Pigeon, are you seeing this?
Yeah, Sheep, I see it,
Looks like you found your new shepherd, and His love doesn't have to be earned,
So warm,