'SALEM, 2022'
Hello friends,
If you ask me
what's the most beautiful thing that has happened in my life-
Yes!
It's my college life!
My Tamil is not good,
As you know, I am a 'Mallu' guy,
[In Tamil] Still, I'm gonna talk in Tamil today!
Calm down! Calm down!
My dear friends,
There are
two kinds of people here,
One is,
guys,
it's you guys, my true friends,
well-wishers and good people,
And there's another group of people,
They are not here now,
Where did they go?
Any guesses, folks?
Oh yeah, they went to grab some booze!
Some folks around here just don't give this college any respect,
All they do is drink, throw up,
and cause unnecessary chaos around here!
I don't wanna spoil this beautiful day talking about them,
When I came here,
I was a very innocent, shy boy,
Hey, Sachin,
He's talking a bit too much,
Shall I give him a whack?
Hey! Keep your cool, man!
Uma, once you're sober, you won't be this fearless anymore!
They'll beat the crap out of you,
So, hold your horses and just listen to the speech,
,,,I feel very bad!
Palaniyappan College of Engineering,
thank you for making me who I am,
It's okay,
[Hooting]
Get lost!
I was pouring my heart out, and damn, these guys-
-Come and sit here, -Bug off!
Anjali, let me go and slap him,
-Then do one thing, -In that case, you also get drunk,
Then go and create a scene!
What's the difference between you and them?
-Are you like one of them? -No,
-Here, the mic, -Aha!
Then, I'll also give a speech with some sobbing!
Just stay right where you are!
-Inviting unnecessary troubles, -Hey,
Ask Anjali out today, at least,
Of course, that's why I had a few drinks and came,
-I'll talk to her no matter what, -Don't dance to this idiot's tunes,
Get lost, man!
I've been putting this off
for four years,
I need to get a closure on this today,
I'll get hold of this today!
What's the matter, Sachin?
That-
I-
Ah! Sanju and I are going abroad,
Yeah, I heard somebody talking about it,
I seem to be a topic of your conversations, huh?
Did you call me here to say you're going to the UK?
-No, I've something else-- -Guys! Come on, guys!
We got the key to the secret chamber,
Anjali, come on! YAY!
Anjali, move over a bit,
Isn't it over yet?
What's going on?
Have they gone crazy?
They got the key to the secret chamber,
They're probably going to open it,
Won't you join?
Ugh! They scared me to death!
Can't blame these guys,
The management is the one who made these rooms!
Well, let me go now,
Oh, no! Wait,
I couldn't complete what I was saying,
I, you, Anjali
It's not something recent,
I wanted to say something to you
since our first year here,
It wouldn't be right if I didn't say it now,
I love you,
Are you drunk, Sachin?
No, no,
That-
when they forced me,
Anyhow, you've never had the guts to talk to me unless you're drunk,
You called me once when you were totally sloshed, didn't you?
Oh-no! That,,,
I accidentally called you instead of Anjaneyan
from Mechanical Engineering,
I am good friends with him, Why did you ask?
Since you've brought it up, let me make this clear for you,
I am in a relationship with Jain,
Some of our friends here know about it,
I thought you knew, too,
I got a bit late, right?
Hey, it's not that,
I've never had such feelings for you,
Shall I go to the chamber?
-Yeah, -Alright,
'PREMALU'
Hey, can't you get yourself some new underwear?
The ones you have are all ripped,
Can't you say this quietly?
People are hearing you,
Oh, but you're not embarrassed to rock those torn underwear!
They're asking to fix Savitha's marriage for next year,
What? Wedding?!
So, everything is cool between them now?
When I was in Salem,
she used to call me every day, complaining about him,
And then I'll have to give him a call for compromise talks,
The last time I called her, she said she didn't want this marriage,
You don't buy into anything she says,
They'll fight today, and bam, they'll be Romeo and Juliet tomorrow!
Now she's jogging to lose weight because he told her to,
Fantastic!
Did you tell your father that you are going abroad?
What?! You didn't inform him, mom?
Don't you know I don't talk to him?
Aha!
Are you still in silent mode with dad?
It's been almost a year now,
Hey,,,
Five kilometres in 45 minutes!
Ugh!
Hey, can Vivek get a suitable job in the UK?
Listen,,,
For visa purposes,
I need some money,
If you could arrange some money for me,
I could have escaped from here,,,
no,,, I mean,,, I can go abroad,
I don't have any money on me,
Ask your mom to sell her property,
Then, we can deposit the rest of the money as well,
Not for me to swallow it all alone,
We can use it for our daughter's wedding expenses,
In 2015, our broker, Thakkudu, found a buyer
offering 1 lakh per cent for the property,
Who interrupted the sale, saying
the land's value would rise in the future?
Then, the flood hit, and the plot lost its value,
Nobody wants to buy it now!
Am I the one who caused the flood?
-Is that me? -No,
Yeah, I did say not to sell the property,
But there's something else I want to ask,
Oh, who brilliantly took the chit fund money,
got a lamb,
and generously tossed it into the wild cat's mouth?
-Was that me? -Enough, stop it!
No need, I'll handle the money myself,
I don't care, Even if I've to rob a bank, I'm getting out of this place,
Where are you going?
Just going out,
I've got a one-kilo cake at the bakery,
Drop it off at Companypadi,
Okay,
My piercing dreams ablaze
'SAVITHA BAKERY' I caught trap in a box
My piercing dreams ablaze
I caught trap in a box forever
You leave huskily
What are you even saying?!
Vivek, you better stop your acting!
Yeah, good for you, Hang up!
Sachin,,,
Vivek is a handful these days!
Really?!
Yes!
Shut your crap!
Ugh!
Have you turned yourself into a beast of burden?
Or is this change inevitable?
Sachin, I couldn't buy veggies,
Looks like it's gonna rain, so I came home,
Good,
Well, we're having plain rice for lunch then,
What?!
What what?
Order two meals from the Asif Hotel,
Only for two people,
Buy some poison, too,
Mix it with rice and gulp it,
One second,
-Hello, is this Sachin? -Ye,,, yes,
We're calling from Expro courier, You have a courier,
Desire to fly, deep inside
It's mushrooming all around
Unable to sleep, my body fumes
My heart, too, bounces like a ball
Every time someone Keeps whispering within
A game steering, far from home's embrace
True, a challenging one to play
My piercing dreams!
I got my visa, man,
Really?
But,,,
I can't find it in mine,,,
Go easy and check properly,
It's not there,
What is this?
Did you get it in your parcel?
-Huh -N,,,no,
What does it say?
It says your visa got rejected because of fund issues,
Fund,,,
Don't be upset,
We can try again after six months,
I had my doubts when you didn't get the email,
Hello,
-Where are you? -I,,,
I came to collect my parcel, What's the matter?
Need to drop off ice cream in Chunanganveli
for a birthday party,
Come to the bakery quickly,
Okay,
[Indistinct chattering]
Hi, it's you, Sachin,,,
Is this your house, Amal?
Yeah,
I came to drop off the ice cream,
When did you move from Semitherimukku?
It's been three years since we moved from there,
Really? Okay,
-Carry on, then, I am off, -Hey,,,
It's my niece’s birthday, Have food and go,
-Hey, I'm good, -Hey,,, no,,,
I insist, Come inside,
-But I,,, -Come in, man,
Hey,,,
Take a seat,
Let me keep this inside and come,
Sachin,,,
-Meet my sister, -Hi,
That's her daughter, It's her birthday,
What happened?
-Nah, nothing, -What's wrong?
Come, let's go upstairs,
We are going upstairs,
So, Sanju got his visa approved,
Yeah, he did,
And what's your plan?
There's another intake in six months,
I need to somehow make it,
Why did you have to study in Tamil Nadu?
You could have joined my college, right?
I didn't have enough exam marks, man,
My life in Tamil Nadu was another tragedy,
Why is that?
That,,,
I had a crush on a girl there, Anjali,
One sided?
Y,,, yeah,
There was another rascal there,
A darn preacher of positivity,
named Jain,
At first, he seemed pretty supportive,
helping me confess my feelings,
But in the end, he,,,
-He wooed her?! -Yes,
Sorry, I didn't mean to make fun of you,
It's alright,
Everyone pokes fun at me for this,
Really?
What about you? What are your plans?
I'm trying to somehow crack the GATE exam
and get into M,Tech at IIT Roorkee,
Why Roorkee?
That,,, nothing,
Huh?!
You'll feel bad,
Why would I feel bad if you went to Roorkee?
My girlfriend is there,
And she's pushing me to join in Roorkee,
Oh!
You have really grown up, Amal Davis!
And look at me, I haven't budged from my class 10 days,
See!
That's why I said you might feel bad,
Let go of it, man,
I can't even stay at home,
Now, everyone's gonna taunt me about not going to the UK,
I just want to escape somewhere,
I just want to go somewhere, anywhere, for a while,
Can you arrange anything like that for me?
Let me try, If there is something, I'll let you know,
Enough of this gloomy talk!
-Come on, let's grab something to eat, -No, no,
Let me go, I need to go to our school,
Why?
I need to shove 200 puffs down their throat!
Call me if there is something,
-Yeah, sure, -Okay, man,
Hey!
Why are you here?
Do you wanna join GATE coaching with me?
Man,
what will I do with GATE coaching?
Come on! You wanted to get out of this awful town, right?
Moreover, if you can't go to the UK,
with the GATE score, you can try for some other job,
And I'll get someone to share my room too,
But this GATE coaching,,,
Take your time to think it over and come to a decision!
Where is this? In Kochi?
No way!
Not in Kochi,
It's in Hyderabad,
Hyderabad?!
Yeah,
So- Hi, guys!
She's Reenu,
She'll be joining our team as a tester,
-You are welcome, -Hi,
Myself, Sreenivas, your team lead, You can call me Sreeni,
-He's Vighnesh, -Hi,
-She's Navanitha,
-Hello, -Hello,
-She's Sreeja, -Hello,
-Harshitha, -Hi,
And she's Shravani, -Hi, -Hi,
And Subin,
Actually, Subin is also from Kerala,
-You must be knowing Karthika, right? -Hi,
She's the one who referred you here,
Yeah, yeah, I know,
-Where's Aadhi? -Aadhi's on the way, Sreeni,
Okay, cool, Subin will give you a quick office tour,
And good luck,
-All the very best, -Okay,
-Have a great journey with Ospyn, -Will do my best, sir,
Thank you,
Come, come quick,
We have no time,
Listen, Reenu,
Beyond working hard,
just pretending to work hard is more important here!
Just roam around here and there with a laptop in your hand,
People will think that we are working hard,
If you look busy and run, even better,
Did you see that?
That's all you need to do,
This is our pantry,
Do you smoke?
That's the smoking area,
That's where folks talk about how to quit
and escape from this company,
Come,
This is our vending machine,
When you're tired from working, come and toss in some money here
and get some soft drinks or snacks,
I've seen this before, sir,
In case you don't have money in hand,,,
Hold it here and,,,
See,,, that's all!
Just take it from here,,,
Open it like this,,,
Simple!
-Can I try once? -Yeah, sure,
Didn't work out?
That's okay, Keep trying, You'll get it,
Don't worry,
Where are you off to?
I'm coming with you,,,
That's your cubicle,
-Go there and do your work, -Okay, sir,
Nobody calls anyone, sir, here,
People call each other by their names,
No matter even if the person is of your father's age,
Okay, Subin,
That doesn’t mean I am of your father's age,
Clear? You may leave,
-You got your email ID, right? -Yeah,
Okay, I'll share all the access emails today,
Listen,,,
Did your parents go back?
-Huh? -Did your parents leave?
No, they'll go in the evening,
Do one thing, pack your things, vacate your room
and come to my apartment,
Then, you also come with me, Let's go together,
Reenu, TL (Team lead) is calling you,
Come to the recreation area,
What happened?
How can I know?
You must know what you did!
Oh no, Vignesh, I hit that vending machine just for fun,
You may tell all these stories to TL, Now you come with me,
Navanitha, Karthika, You both also come, okay?
I have no clue,
I don't know,
May I come in?
SURPRISE!
Come,
Cut the cake,
Reenu,
I always take the initiative to arrange a welcome party for the new joiners,
-By the way,,, -Oh-no! - No problem,
By the way, I'm Aadhi,
-Hi Aadhi, -I'm a senior developer,
I was born and raised in Mumbai,
-I have relatives in Kerala, -Okay,
Hey Sreeni, It's eggless, You can have it,
See Reenu, this team is like a family,
I've full details of everyone in this team,
Shall I say your details, Reenu?
Yeah,
You are from Pathanamthitta,
Mallappally,
You have your parents, a younger brother and a kitten in your home,
The kitten's name is,,,
Nimmi, right?
How did you find out all this?
Did Karthika tell you?
But she doesn't know my kitten's name,,,
Come on, Reenu,
By the way, why did you choose Hyderabad?
That is because--
Wait, wait, wait!
Let me guess,
You completed your schooling and college in Kerala,
So you thought of exploring a new place,
-Am I right? -Yeah,
But,,,
Sad to tell you this,
Hyderabad is a really bad choice,
Huh?!
Why so?
JK!
Just kidding!
-Oh! -Hyderabad is great,
It's the best place to explore,
Then,,,
-Welcome to Ospyn, -Thank you,
And also, Reenu,,,
Welcome to Hyderabad,
Hey, this is Niharika, the Wanderlust,
-Hello, babe, -Hi,
-Reenu, -Do you have 100 bucks?
Ye,, yeah,,,
Hey, don't give her, Come,
If you give her, you'll have to give her daily,
-What the fish, bro! -Bye,
Soar above, a wing on high
May dreams be boundless
Keep them veiled, wrapped up tight
Never let your dreams drift away
A hefty toll on my pocket
An earful of diverse languages all around the market
Numerous shops, myriad snacks
We have only one cot,
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for me,
Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday for you,
-So how about Sundays? -On Sundays, we'll toss the coin and decide,
What day is today? Monday?
It's my turn,
Tails!
Come on, get down,
Squabbles in crammed rickshaws
Somehow finding sleep right next to the kitchen
Just a crummy dish for dinner, better savour on it
No need to rush, running is a day's full freight
Is it just a timepass?
A carrom play, each moment a flick?
This distant place, is it your home now?
Have you found your rhythm with the natives?
Wanna explore more shops?
Hungry for another bite?
Care for a drink sometime?
Why constantly check your fate?
Worried about what's at the gate?
Together, we guessed
Our future fate in those nights
Hope piles up high
Hey, hey! My salary is credited,
Shining bright in our mind's sky
Soar above, a wing on high
May dreams be boundless
Keep them veiled, wrapped up tight
Never let your dreams drift away
A hefty toll on my pocket
An earful of diverse languages all around the market
Numerous shops, myriad snacks
Along the roads, we wander till dawn tracks
[Teaching Telugu]
I want a leave tomorrow,
Soar above, a wing on high
May dreams be boundless
Keep them veiled, wrapped up tight
Never let your dreams drift away
A hefty toll on my pocket
An earful of diverse languages all around the market
Numerous shops, myriad snacks
Along the roads, we wander till dawn breaks
I am going to uninstall this app,
Can't find a single worthy guy in this,
You are very choosy,
How can you custom-make a boyfriend?
They are human beings, after all,
What are my so-called big conditions, after all?
Someone more mature than me and settled in his life,
Isn't that what everyone's looking for?
Oh, it's not just these,
You've got a lot of conditions,
And the matter of kids!
Don't you want kids?
I want kids,
I want kids before I hit thirty,
I can't deliver babies after that,
Every such girl will finally settle for some dimwits!
Isn't that how you fell for that guy,
What was his name? What Joshy?
Ebin Joshy,
Yeah! You fell for Ebin Joshy!
I was so immature back then,
He didn't like the way I cared for him,
So, I told him to get lost! Come on!
Alright,
Wanderlust! Help Reenu find a boy,
Done!
I'm going to toss this beer can,
You will marry the guy on whom this can lands,
You must!
-Hey! Hey! What the hell are you doing?! -Hey, no!
Ugh!
[Scolding in Telugu]
Get up! Get up!
I told you not to bring her to the terrace!
Get the pickle bottle!
Looks like the can hit an oldie's head!
Is it cool if your guy's a bit over-matured?
-PAH! -Shut your trap!
I jumped over the wall of IIT Roorkee,
And then?
And stood in front of your hostel,
I opened the door for you,
I entered the room,
And then?
Carry on,
Then what, did the usual things,
Explain it, Amal!
Sachin is lying next to me,
He might eavesdrop,
You're such a turn-off, Amal!
Come on! How can I talk in front of him?
Then you just hug Sachin and sleep!
Did you hang up?
No!
Mwah!
According to the problem,
his expenditures and savings are 60 and 40, respectively,
-Vishal, wake him, -Sachin!
Sachin!
Sir! Sir!
Who're you to sleep in the class? Dhanush from 'Kaadhal Kondein' (Tamil film)?
-You're from Aluva, aren't you? -Yeah,
You could've slept there, Why come here?
I couldn't get proper sleep last night, sir,
Were you pulling off a heist?
No, it was his turn to have the bed,
Bed?!
I couldn't focus on teaching because of your snoring,
Sorry,
Can you sleep without snoring?
-Yeah, -Then you carry on,
My nostalgia is awakened!
Everybody listen,
No one sleep in my class except Sachin,
You sleep,
Why can't you sit with me in the room and study?
I wouldn't have brought you here if I knew you were so lazy, Sachin,
Vyshak is calling me to Chennai,
I'm thinking of leaving all these and going to Chennai,
I'll stay there until I go to the UK,
Man, just focus on one thing,
Look at me, I'm moving ahead with just one goal,
I know what that damn goal of yours is!
To jump over the IIT Roorkee gate and reach her bedroom, huh?
Man, do you catch everything I say?
Of course!
Damn your jabbering, You don't even let me sleep,
And in such creepy language, too,
enough to make even X-rated writers cringe!
You do have a promising career in that field,
What do you call her? 'Kunu Vaava?'
Man,,, that,,,
Enough of your jabber! Eat it,
Kaiyendhi Bhavan's food is unmatched in quality!
Just get lost, sir,
After insulting me in front of everyone,
now you wanna be friends? Seriously?
Man, I'm a strict teacher inside the classroom,
But here I am, your friend, Don't you know that?
I'm going to discontinue this course, sir,
Wise decision,
You can't pull this off, It's written all over your forehead!
I didn't say it before to avoid hurting your feelings,
Aren't you coming to my wedding next week?
I have ordered food for all, Can't waste it,
-Yeah, will come, sir, -Yeah, we will,
Token number 51,
Coming, coming!
Okay, try to come,
Shall we go for his wedding?
Are you out of your mind?
It's way out there, In Andhra or somewhere,
Under this scorching sun, on a bus getting there--
Let's do one thing,
I'll arrange a vehicle for us,
Vehicle? Which vehicle?
I'll arrange it, man,
Kaiyendhi Bhavan's food is unmatched in quality!
Okay, now tell me,
Karthika, if you had a choice,
from this team, who would you kill,
who would you choose as your brother
and who would you marry?
Okay,
I'll kill Subin,
Karthu!
Aadhi will be my brother,
and I'll marry Vighnesh,
Ugh!
Reenu, it's your turn,
I'll kill Subin for sure,
What's this?
I'll choose Sreeni as my brother
and I'll marry no one,
-No can do! You must choose someone! -No way!
In that case,,,
I'll marry Aadhi,
Aha! Fantastic!
What a selection!
Why?
Aadhi Purush!
Here he comes!
Did I miss something?
Reenu wants to marry you, it seems,
Oh-no! He's kidding!
We were playing some games here,
-What was it? Kill, marry and all, -Game?
Aadhi suits all your conditions, doesn't he?
Come on, guys,
Grow up,
We have deployment this week,
Don't forget it,
I'm gonna wash my hands,
See,
Aadhi felt bad,
Reenu wants to marry you, it seems,
Guys! If you’re done chilling,
I've got something to discuss with y'all,
Who all are coming to Shravani's wedding from here?
And who will reach the venue on their own?
I need a complete list,
So, then I can plan everything accordingly,
Reenu, you will do it?
Also, Shravani wants us to organise
some programme for her wedding eve,
I've got a small programme in mind,
Let’s rehearse with whatever time we got,
What programme is that?
Devaragam 2,0
That means?
It is a dance programme based on the story of Lord Krishna,
-Oh! -Oh!
Probably you'll play Krishna, and I'll be Kamsa, huh?
Come on, Subin,
Then what? You'll play Krishna and I'll be Kamsa?!
That will be utter miscasting,
The audience will boo,
Token number 54
Will be right back,
Reenu,,,
Don't forget about the rehearsal, You're Krishna's main consort,
Krishna's Radha,
Mine too,
Okay,
[Singing a Malayalam film song]
-Gee! -Wowee!
-Awesome! -You sing really well, Aadhi,
Aadhi is multi-talented,
Aadhi has all the talents except for boozing,
He throws up immediately,
Come on, Subin, I'm not blessed with that dirt,
Reenu, I'm a teetotaller,
He's just kidding,
So, where did we stop?
[Singing a peppy Malayalam song]
-Hi, -Hey, - Hi,
-Congratulations, -Thanks,
-Hello, -Thank you,
They're our Shravani's friends, who have come from the city,
From the city?
City, as in Hyderabad,
-Come guys, -Come in,
Go inside,
Whose statue is this, Uncle?
The statue has been here for years now,
We don't know who made this,
It must be made by our ancestors,
Leave that, Is there anyone else to come?
No, no one else,
Move! Move! Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
Oh-no!
Turn right, watch out,
Oh, my mother!
Hey, no! Oh, my mother!
What the hell!
Oh-no!
Hey! Hey!
I'm scared to turn around, Look, how many people have fallen?
I won't look back,
Thank God that statue is intact,
Did the car hit the statue?
Oh god! This is someone else's car,
Oh-no!
Yeah, wriggle with that sherwani!
Aadhi,,,
You sit on this side,
Scram, you!
Aadhi,,,
A bunch of people are coming towards us,
Get out of the car, you!
We are screwed,
Oh, so you're Malayalees, Get out of the car,
Sorry, sorry,
If you don't know how to drive, you shouldn't do it, understood? Idiots!
Brother, you should be happy that you are still in one piece,
Imagine if that statue fell on my head and I bit the dust?
Leave me,
That's Shravani's great-great-grandfather, Mr, Pulivaal Devan's statue!
That's the only thing left as his memory,
Now, how will they see his face?
-No idea, -Brother,,,
Who are you guys?
Let's hand them over to the police,
What? Police?!
Call the police,
Oh-no! Don't call the police, We came to attend the wedding,
-We are Shobby's students, -Brother, please tell them,
-Please help, brother, -Is this how
-you come to attend the wedding?! -Sorry, brother,
They've come to attend the wedding,
They are our guests and the groom's
relatives as well, Nothing happened to you, right?
Let it go, son,
Thank you, grandpa,
Aadhi,,,
-What's wrong? -Reenu, didn't you see?
They tried to kill me with the car,
I would have died now,
That wasn't intentional,
Can't you drive properly, man?
Don't you have eyes?!
I have a little problem with my eyesight,
-What?! -Huh?!
-What did you say? -My eye,,,
Aadhi,, Aadhi,,, no,,,
It was accidental, Just let it go,
They are Malayalees, after all,
Reenu, Malayalees are the biggest scum here,
Aadhi, let go of it,
They're already terrified,
Don't make the scene worse,
Come, let's practice our dance,
Come,
Okay, Reenu,
He doesn't know what I'm capable of! If I were in my old self,,,
What will you do? Fall on his feet, cry and beg?
Yes,
That scum would have hit me,
Why did he get so mad? No one's hurt, after all,
Everybody is safe, right?
What the hell did you guys do?
From all the chaos, I figured it would be my students,
I only invited you guys out of formality, And you actually showed up?
Aha! Then we'll go back,
-Pay for the petrol, 3000 rupees, - Yeah, give him,
I was just kidding,
You guys aren't going back today, I've sorted out your stay here,
It's my 'Haldi' function today,
You guys must attend it,
Let me go and arrange everything,
Please don't wreck the marquee by then,
-Alright? -Why are you taunting us, sir?
Well, it's a good thing we came, huh?
What's so good about it?
We caused complete chaos
by hitting that statue as soon as we entered,
Oh! As if nothing else happened,
Huh?!
What else happened?
I fell for her the moment I saw her,
Well, just admit it openly!
I hope she is single,
She's definitely single,
How do you know that?
We can read it from her eyes,
From her eyes? How?!
We can read it from the eyes, man,
Man, I seriously don't know that trick,
How can you read it from the eyes? Tell me,
You are such a pain!
We can just tell from their eyes,
That's how it works,
You watch the Haldi function,
Oh, dear!
Stop howling!
-Cheers, -Cheers,
Super,
I'm going now, Nobody should see me here,
You guys continue,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Next, we have a dance performance by our Ospyn team,
It's a traditional dance performance led by Reenu and her team,
Let's give them a huge round of applause!
Oh Krishna, my dearest, I know you
Every charming expression, I recognise
Your piercing glances The mischief dancing in your eyes
The magic of your flute's melody
Oh Krishna, my love
The dearest one, my heart longs to wed
The tranquil and tender-hearted soul
I know all your tales
Catch!
Oh, Radhika, my beloved,,,
Our sweet rendezvous
Wild creepers gazed us in admiration
As the jasmines bloomed in full glory
Your sweet words
Like honey droplets
Became the elixir in the moon's blue radiance
Tinting melodic sapphire jewel boxes with love
Romantic notes of Kamboji
Let me play in my flute for you
Like Yamuna's waves' ballet
Let me dance in your veins
As you and I, in oneness sublime
Melt in the fragrance of an ethereal melody
The world turns heaven, a moment so prime
Oh, the one, my heart longs to wed
The tranquil and tender-hearted soul
I know all your tales
Hey, should we sing a song next?
-Get lost, -Aha!
Oh, the wedding crashers! You guys were here?
Did you catch what he just said?
Reenu, watch out,
These warm lights may soon fall on your head,
Aadhi,
Reenu, it was a joke,
Very funny!
Man, look at grandpa's walk,
He looks like the 'Walking Dead',
Reenu,
Reenu, is this your humour sense?
If you ask me to rate your humour sense,
I would rate you 0,5
-Burn! -out of 10,
Did you see that? Girls are laughing for quality jokes!
They didn't laugh hearing your petty joke,
In that case, have a look,
Today, Shobi sir was saying,
-we should've parked the car by the pond, -Why?
Then we would’ve drowned for sure!
Reenu, there's this story of a frog who went to a wedding,
Such a funny one,
Oh, Aadhi! We've know that story since our school days,
Fine, I'm going to change,
-The baby boy felt bad, -Oh-no! Aadhi,,, Aadhi,,,
Aadhi,,,
JK, JK,
JK, huh?!
Kidding, huh?!
I'll show you both today! Run! Run!
Reenu,,, Reenu,,,
-Reenu, stay there, -He's so naughty,
Reenu! Stay there!
He took her away,
Hey,,,
They're sitting there,
Go and ask if they had dinner,
But we saw them eating food,
Go and ask any dumb thing!
Come,
They are there,
-Hi, -Hi,
-Did you guys eat? -Yeah, we did,
Come on, take your seats,
What are your names?
Sachin, Amal,
I'm Reenu, and this is Karthika,
What went wrong when you came here?
To be honest, somebody jumped across the car,
I got panicked suddenly,
Instead of hitting the brakes, I stepped on the accelerator,
Oh,
Where's the other guy?
You mean Aadhi?
He went there to see grandpa,
-Should we call him? -Hey, no, no,
Let him be there,
Aadhi,
Once, I fell while coming back from school,
Everyone was gone by the time I got up,
Grandpa, I'm going, Goodnight,
-See you tomorrow, -Where are you going?
You are a witty guy, Amal Davis,
Do you always chew betel leaves after dinner?
No, this is our first time,
What did she say?
That means this is their first time,
Debut!
Your car is cool,
-Is that yours? -No, that's Amal's cousin's car,
Then you guys must have roamed around the whole Hyderabad,
Not at all,
He's leaving for Chennai,
Why? Then what about the GATE coaching?
No, the coaching here is-
it has no quality,
I'll go to Chennai and find myself a job,
In that case, why can't you find a job in Hyderabad itself?
But I've got all my friends there in Chennai,
Moreover, there's no particular reason
to stay back here,
That's true,
If you have no reason to stay back, it's better to leave,
Shall we go?
Okay then, we're going to bed,
We're damn tired,
See you in the wedding venue tomorrow,
-Okay, -Good night, - Bye,
Good night,
You pushed me to come here and talk with her,
and then you pulled off your one-man show here?
You're not uttering a word,
If I did the same, they might have fallen asleep here,
I'm not saying a word now,
Don't say that, Amal,
-What happened, brother? -What?
What, man?!
If you are looking for them, they went that side,
Did he fall from the sky?!
I don't think anyone is leaving after lunch,
Subin says they are going to visit a mountain or some temples,
After all that, it would be morning when we reach Hyderabad,
Aadhi is also not coming,
-Is Aadhi not coming? -No,
Aadhi, are you not coming back with us?
Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you that,
I need to go to Vizag urgently,
I've got a property there, a coconut grove,
The fertilisation is going on there,
I agreed to be there,
Subin is going to bust our bus since Aadhi is not coming,
True that,
Oh, wow!
Look at that,
Gimme my pappadam!
This girl is really funny, huh?
Uncle, eat,
Oh, dear, You wouldn't be this sad
if it were your own daughter's wedding,
No, man, I couldn't say bye to Reenu,
A marathon palm reading is happening there,
They are reading Reenu's palm, her face, and everything,
If we go there amidst all that-
Let's leave,
That chapter is over,
Hey,
Hmm,,,
What's this? Bananas?
-Where did you steal it from? -From inside,
Are you a monkey to steal bananas?
Keep it there, We can eat on our way back,
Amal!
Are you guys leaving?
Yeah, we are leaving,
Shall we join you guys, too?
-Where? -To Hyderabad,
Why not!
Come, let's go together,
-Where's Reenu? -If you're coming, make it quick,
-Just ten minutes, let me bring Reenu, -Don't be late,
-No, no, -We're busy,
You moron, what the heck are you doing?
Are you giving her attitude?
No, I'll keep flirting like you,
They should feel we're used to it,
Then only they'll have some respect for us,
Leave ten minutes; we will wait, even if it is half an hour,
Only half an hour? What about the rest?
No way! No way!
Aadhi, we're already tired,
We need to reach home fast,
We can't be late anymore, That's why,
Oh, dear, Reenu! That bloody car doesn't even have a brake!
What happened last night in the half an hour I was away?!
I can't cancel my Vizag plans!
I'll do one thing,
I'll cancel my trip,
And I will come with you,
Aadhi, why are you creating such a scene?
I also need to check logs after reaching,
Reenu, whatever you say, you can't go with those guys,
You go with Sreeni or Subin,
Reenu,
Don't be upset, pal,
You're right,
A woman doesn't have to wait for a man's decision,
Of course, it's your choice,
But
being the leader of this trip, I need to ensure your safety,
Reenu, are you-
If you-- are you sure?
If you are that adamant, I won't object to it,
But before that,,,
Eh?!
That way,
Okay, come on,
-Close it gently, brother, -He seems crazy,
Reenu, Karthika, Send your live locations,
I'll be tracking you,
Okay,
Also, update me on your status in every hour as text messages,
Alright,
Cool? Okay?
Being a trip leader comes with a bunch of responsibilities!
Aadhi, if your inspection is over, shall we leave?
Of course,
Hey, move,
-Get going, man, -Aadhi, bye,
-Bye, -Bye,
If we had hung around a bit more, he would've hopped into the car, too,
After all your effort, a random guy took her by storm!
-What?! -I mean,,, the car,,,
it goes like a thunderstorm!
Amal Davis,
Could you close up the car roof? So that we can avoid the sunlight,
Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you that,
The car roof is jammed, You will have to bear the sunlight,
Yeah, the roof won't close,
Do we have to put up with this till Hyderabad?
Yeah,
-Good God! -Can't you at least speed up the car?
Uh-oh! It says, 'Speed thrills, but kills,'
But I don't say that,
Amal Davis, shall I drive the car for a while?
This guy is sort of a brat,
He won't be easy to handle,
No worries, I'll get him in line, Pull over,
Get inside,
Watch my leg! Watch my leg!
Sorry, sorry,
The brake is a bit loose, so be careful,
Don't panic, I've got your back--
Oh-no!
Slow down!
REENU!
Don't be scared, Amal Davis!
I'm not scared,
-It's amusing, -It's cool, right?
Speed thrills, right man?
Yeah,
Buddy, in this motor car
Haven't we journeyed too far?
Roaming wide, have we not touched the border yet?
Have a look at my 'Mini Cooper'
She is a mini cine-star!
Though you say alright, alright
It's a long, darn tiring journey
Dusty Goddess Mini-Maharani
Here you come With all your tricksy blessings
The wheels write your fairy tales
Where's this man? Right in the middle of the paddy field?
I didn't create this road, Google Maps led me here,
Sachin, trust me,
If we're up for a little risk, we can shave off 20 km,
Th,,,Then, let's try,
No more shortcuts now,
Let's do one thing, I'll take the wheel now,
Many antics of showing off, while joining in tune
Changing lanes, it takes a platoon
O' thou night primrose, don’t thou drive me nuts
But we four just shine above, like stars,
O' thou night primrose
Don’t you drive me nuts
A fairy fantasy girl driving is a super fairytale
Change the mode, become a mini-model
When we ride this chariot,
We leave the world far behind
2000 rupees, man!
-Settle it, -Hey, we'll pay,
It's okay, We'll pay for it,
Thank God! Saved 2000 bucks,
Yeah,
Buddy, in this motor car Haven't we journeyed too far?
Roaming wide, have we not touched the border yet?
Have a look at my 'Mini Cooper'
She is a mini cine-star!
Though you say alright, alright
It's a long, darn tiring journey
Check out her actions very cutely,
-AMT,,, and what? -Dhaba (Roadside restaurant)
Dhaba girls!
Don't look like a clown!
Then?!
Oh, like this, right?
-Get lost, man! Keep going, -You have no idea how romantic I can be!
Why are you putting it there? What are you doing?
Or else they may serve our leftovers to other people,
See the mighty Golconda fort
Let's go sightseeing
Your fate is bright
O' you lightweight, classy city girl!
The word is out there, four from Kerala, unleashed
When the four converge here
The world leaves us in peace!
Buddy, in this motor car
Haven't we journeyed too far?
Roaming wide, have we not touched the border yet?
Have a look at my 'Mini Cooper'
She is a mini cine-star!
Though you say alright, alright
It’s a long, darn tiring journey
-Slowly, See you later, -Bye, - Bye,
-Bye, -Bye,
Man, have we been here before?
Nah,
Bye,
These guys are so peculiar! I'll die laughing!
What all they said, Most of it slipped my mind,
Amal Davis is outstanding!
In the sense?
That means he's cool,
Hey you, your wedding is fixed, Don't forget that,
Get lost, you,
Hold the tea, man,
Here,
My heart is as empty as an abandoned playground now,
Is it because you're thinking about that girl?
Don't tell this to anyone, They'll mock you,
For what?
Man, that isn't going to work,
Firstly, she's not your type of girl,
Also, the other guy, Aadhi-
It looks like they’re in a relationship,
How so?
Didn't you catch their dance moves yesterday?
Out of those three people, who was he the most intimate with?
But that-
Wasn't Reenu playing the main consort?
Fine, Leave him, then,
What did she do?
Romantic notes of Kamboji,,,
Ahh!
That 'Ahh' makes it obvious they're more than just friends,
Man, she was totally in character there,
It's not that,
'Everything' has happened between them,
Hey, hey, hey!
If you talk nonsense,
I'll pour sizzling tea on your 'Kamboji!'
Aren't you going to Chennai the day after? Shall I book you the ticket?
I'm not going to Chennai or anywhere else!
Have to get to the bottom of this,
Hello, dear,
Calm down,
Did you notice what she said yesterday?
It's better to leave if there's no reason to stay here,
There's another sense to it,
What sense?
If there's a reason to stay here, I should stay here,
Isn't that what she meant?
Oh, my dear!
Don't even try decoding those cryptic girl talks
and assign meanings to them,
This has happened to me before,
Well, I don't think I can leave
Reenu's Hyderabad now, Amal Davis,
Love can make a guy not just blind
Then?
but also dumb!
You dumbo, move the car ahead,
Where to? Down the cliff?
Then switch to reverse and go back, Damn!
Yeah, I will take a reverse,
If 10,000 goes to rent from the salary, then-
Explain the things,
Are you continuing with the GATE coaching?
No GATE coaching,
First, a job,
What job?
That cousin of yours,
Thomas, His mother,
-Mary aunty, -Yes,
Doesn't she have a fried chicken shop here?
You can help me get a job there,
Wow! Scram, man!
My mother and aunty are not on good terms,
If I recommend you and that news reaches my home,
they'll put me to the sword!
How will your mom, who's back in town, find out this?
You leave that concern, Duh!
Fine, You got the job, What then?
Remember what Reenu said that day?
There are PGs for reasonable rates near her apartment,
Let's move there,
I fixed that,
Who will pay the rent for all these?
You just pay what you are paying now,
I will put in the rest,
My good mother!
You're like this even before landing a job!
You just give it a thought,
A clean room to sleep in,
Then, two cots, That's the highlight here,
And it's easier for you to go for coaching from there,
You'll go to study, and I'll go to work,
And
during free hours, Reenu and I will roam around,
Everything else is okay,
What you said last is definitely not gonna happen!
Not only that,
I can also send her
a text message today mentioning this matter,
How's it?
Are you blushing?
Let me see,
Just a 'let me see'?!
Sure! I'll make you the manager of
fried chicken tomorrow!
Of course, I need to look into it,
There was a one-rupee coin here,
Coin? What is that for?
Eh?
Shouldn't we do a toss? Isn't today Sunday?
Toss?!
Amal, keep that coin there,
Then get on your bed,
Take all this- Go away!
Lie down,
-Ick, yuck! -But
Go and sleep, man,
Goodnight,
Don't let her know this is just a temporary gig for you,
I've told Mary aunty that this is your passion,
Passion?!
Hey, bro!
-Yeah? -Mary aunty
-said -Yeah,
One minute,
Listen, be extremely careful,
Each piece of chicken here is numbered,
Get lost!
Bye,
Did he leave?
Okay,
Oh, okay,
Amal Davis has messaged me asking
if we know any PGs near our place,
Amal Davis has started his game,
-Go ahead, Send it, -It's not like that,
Bro,
Karthika has sent the number of a PG,
-Has she? -Let's go and check when we are free,
I'm going to study once we reach home,
Not a word should come out of your mouth,
Just sit there and listen to music or something,
Brother!
Two packets of milk, please,
So, guys,
I've been thinking of doing something nice
for the girls in this company,
All you gotta do is leave this place,
So,
pepper spray!
This is a self-defence material
which you can use quite easily,
You just need to spray it on the eyes of the attacker,
He will be shattered,
Vignesh! Distribute it,
Reenu! Catch!
Enjoy,
Don't we have any-
-pepper spray? -Why do you need a pepper spray?
Spray on the omelette, roll it, and eat!
Silly questions, duh!
Disgusting!
-Seems like he didn't like it, -Thank you,
Aadhi, it was 'JK,'
Just Kidding,
Why do you keep saying 'well done'?
Why twist 'glass' into 'killars' for fun?
Tom, Dick, and Harry blabber on
Why term a lullaby a 'bullyby' till dawn?
A tale's unfolding
Hey, bro, Hopes reaching the sky
Warning: don't expect too much, oh my!
Oh, no!
What is it? Our youth down the drain
Grievances galore
Pollination, that's what we're aiming for
Come,
No smoking, No drinking, No girls,
Brother, who is it?
My father,
What is he doing?
He passed away,
What is he doing, it seems!
Did you see my towel?
Karthu, try and remember
if you could remember
where my towel is, Karthu,
-Have you seen it? -I didn't,
Most probably, Niharika might've taken it,
Darn! It's better to forget it then,
I chose the Kerala sari only because of Aadhi's compulsion,
And now, we have to wash it as well!
-Shucks! -Will Aadhi come and wash your sari
and other stuff then?
Didn't this outfit help you win first place?
We would've got the first place despite what we wore,
Reenu, you're getting slightly overconfident,
Good lord! I was joking,
It was no joke, I understood you were serious,
-Your phone is ringing, -Who is it?
Amal Davis,
Scram, you!
Put it on speaker,
Hello,
Karthika,
we reached Mallikarjuna PG,
Oh, did you?
How is it there?
It's great here, There are two cots!
Is Sachin there as well?
What are you up to?
Nothing, Just enjoying the breeze on the terrace,
-Isn't that there? -On the terrace?
You should be able to see our terrace from there,
Where? Can't see you,
Where?
Isn't that them?
Reenu is lifting her clothes here, Did you see it?
-Hey! -Cloth?
-Leave me, -Where?
I mean, she's waving a red shawl, Did you see it?
-Did you see it? -Yes, There,
Hi,
Karthika,
we called to say thanks,
The place you suggested is good,
Is that so? Welcome,
Just thanks, huh?!
I was about to ask you this,
Will you come to Mindspace?
Let's have tea,
Bring Reenu as well,
I will come with Sachin,
Okay, We will hang these clothes and come,
-Okay, -Okay,
-Let's go fast, -Wait,
I'll tactically present the matter once I'm there,
Don't ruin it,
Yes, milord,
Tea,
Sachin, you said about going to Chennai, Didn't you go?
Nope, I took a job at a stop here,
-Really? -Where?
At TFC,
-TFC? -We have heard of TFC, What was that?
Telangana Fried Chicken,
-No, -Thomas
Thomas Fried Chicken,
-Which is that? -Didn't we talk about his cousin?
This shop is his,
What did you do with that car?
We returned the car the next day,
Did you forget?
You said you'll handle it all,
Now, why are you silent, you rascal!
What's your plan for the weekend?
Don't you ever go outside? Always cooped up in your room?
Our weekend goes with cleaning, laundry,
sleep, and other stuff,
Then we order food, watch a movie,
-peaceful, -Chill mode,
Do weekends always have to be about washing and drying?
Then what else should we do?
There's nothing else to do, right?
It's pretty boring,
He has a job,
And I'm drained from studying,
We wanted to hang out at the pub,
but it's only for couples,
We tried going in as a gay couple
But they caught us,
-Are you a gay couple? -No,
we pretended to be one to go in,
He got it wrong when he said it,
That's what I said, We were pretending!
You,,,
If you are free on Sunday, shall we go?
Pretending like couples?
-Right, man? -Yes,
If you are okay, we can go,
Also, we will pay for the food and the drinks,
Yeah, we're free this Sunday,
Let's go, right? Let's go,
We will come,
We're off, then,
-Are you leaving? -See you later, -Sure, okay,
-Tata, -Bye,
You offered to pay for the food and drinks!
What do you even know?!
Why?
Do you know how much the bill would be?
How much would it be approximately?
You'll probably have to fork over a month's salary there,
Just because I created an opportunity for you to talk,
don't pull any nonsense at the pub!
Hey, hey, hey!
Just because I asked for your help to woo a girl,
you better not get on my nerves!
Amal,,,
you don't know my true self,
I'll beat you, for sure,
Will you give it? Will you give the money?
-Go, -Damn his prattle!
That's my friend,
'NEXT SUNDAY'
At least today, you should tell that guy you're in another relationship,
I assume that he's gonna propose to me in the pub,
I'll tell him then,
Amal Davis might be freaking out there,
Oh, come on!
Come, my friend
Now I'm a Hyderabadi
Seeking steps to a new world
Hey, our Wanderlust has got a binocular, right?
Hey, step away from that window, People might catch you changing clothes,
Of course! People are eagerly watching me with binoculars!
Then, you take the towel off!
Yuck!
Surprise!
Aha!
Yes, Karthika,
Man, there is a small problem,
Oh, no! What happened? Are you guys not coming?
Not that, our roommate, Niharika, is also coming with us,
That's it?
That's cool, Let her come,
But they only allow couples, don't they?
So, what will we do? We need one more guy, right?
Uh, oh! That--
How about we tell them that Amal Davis has two girlfriends?
Hey, what are you saying?!
That won't work out, We're thinking of bringing Aadhi too,
-OH, NO! -Huh?! What happened?
Aadhi! Aadhi!
-No way! -What happened? - Uh, oh!
I feel like we shouldn't bother Aadhi for no reason,
What else can we do?
Tell them that we will manage it,
It's alright, We'll bring one more person,
Okay, bye,
What's it, man?
Niharika!
Who the hell is she?
Can't she just stay at home?
Now we need to set up a boyfriend for her,
Is there any guy we can trust with this plan?
-There's one, -Who?
Mary aunty's son, Thomas,
But he won't come if we call him to the pub,
Then where would that sir be willing to come?
He is a hard-core introvert, man,
You're not even worthy to untie his sandal straps,
Wow!
Forget the pub, I don't think he even knows what PubG is!
Will he mind coming with us?
Let's tell him it's for a science exhibition or a Math Olympiad,
Even if you have to kill someone for this, just get him to come!
-What's this? -There are more people than expected now,
I reserved this for emergencies,
All praise to you! You took up this headache!
-Now what?! -Not there?
No, All over!
Thomas, dear, Where are you?
Where's your guy?
He'll be here soon, Be patient,
Who's he?
-Where's he, man? - No idea,
Here he is!
-Bro, ride safe, -Okay, sir,
Hey!
Come,
Hi, Amal,
Meet my friend Sachin,
-Hi, dude, -Hi, bro,
-All these are my friends, and this is Thomas, - Hi, bro,
Come, come,
Is this where the Olympiad is taking place?
N,,, no,,, it's inside,
Why is it happening at night?
They are following American timing,
You told me it's the Math Olympiad!
Isn't this a bar? You cheat!
Shut up and walk forward,
Or I'll beat you to a pulp, Come,
Woohoo! DJ Kannan Gaaru!
COMING!
What are you writing, Thomas?
Mind your business, lady,
It's Pascal's Triangle,
It's an expansion of the binomial theorem,
What is it?
Hey, nothing,
Thank you,
Won't you have drinks, Thomas?
No, he doesn't drink,
Good God! Don't drink like this,
It's dangerous,
That's the way I usually drink,
Uh, oh, don't be scared, I’m not a drunkard,
Why would I be scared?
Reenu,,, Karthika,,, Come,
Let's dance, babe,
Guys, come,
-Yeah, we'll join in a minute, -Let us finish this,
Please take care of this,
Hey,,,
Did you notice what she said?
She's okay with my drinking, it seems,
No, she meant, she doesn't damn care if you die from drinking,
That means she has no feelings for you,
No, it's nothing like that,
Well, you set a great ambience for me to talk to her,
Can somebody peacefully talk to anybody sitting here?
We didn't come here to make peace
but to catch a good vibe,
Come, man, Let's go and chill with them,
I don't like all this, Don't you know that?
What the hell is this? Smoke and ear-breaking sound!
Tell them to reduce the volume,
DJ Gaaru,,,
Hey, hey, hey! Keep quiet!
What the hell are you doing?
There's another way,
Shall we tactfully present the matter to Karthika?
What? Karthika? I want only Reenu!
Darn!
If Karthika stands with us, half the issue is solved,
She'll definitely help us, She is a nice girl,
Come, guys,
Yea,,, yeah, We'll dance here,
Why are they hiding there?
Go and get them here,
Hey, this is the perfect opportunity,
She's coming,
Why aren't you coming?
Why are you guys not joining us? Come,
Karthika, can you sit here for some time?
Tell me,
I've got some things to say openly to you,
I understood, Amal Davis,
There's no need for an introduction,
I am committed,
-Eh?! -And so?!
So, nothing?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Man, Karthika is committed!
Brother, Karthika is committed!
See, no one cares!
Then what do you have to talk to me?
That's his matter,
What?
He,,,
likes Reenu so much,
Huh?!
He's feeling too shy to confess,
He's a pretty timid guy,
We thought we could open up to you without hesitation,
Things have turned all upside down now!
Upside down?!
Never mind,
Is this why you were so excited and brought us to the pub?
Couldn't you have told her this right there?
Had I told this then?
She would have immediately stamped a 'no' on your face!
Sachin, what's your plan for moving to the UK?
That,,,
-If I apply again, I'll get through -He will,
Sachin, do you have any plans for at least tomorrow?
She has everything planned already till she turns 30,
When she was in college, she had a love affair,
But after the breakup, she only looks for a guy who's marriage material,
She also seeks a guy older and more mature than her,
The guy must be well-settled as well,
Look at you! You plan for the UK first and then Chennai,
Someone suggests GATE coaching, and you're on it!
First, decide on your career,
You can find a girl later!
None of that was enough, now you both stay in our next building!
This is clearly stalking,
Do you know what stalking is, Sachin?
I know very well what stalking is, I've invested money in it and lost it, too!
Don't teach me,
That is stock marketing,
Suppose she's dating someone;
she'll only go for a guy smarter than her,
Where can you find someone who fits all these conditions?
We have an apt guy in our office itself,
Who?!
Take a guess,
A,,, Aa,,,
Aadhi?!
See, there's a good chance
they'll make a great couple within the next six months,
What do you think after hearing this?
Should I present your matter to her?
No,
Don't tell her,
Sorry,
Amal, get a life, man!
You!
Order two more beers for me,
Hey, where's the lad who came with us?
Thomas,,,
Thomas, my dear,,,
Thomas,,,
Sachin, do you have any plans for at least the next day?
Are you even capable of doing anything?
Do you have any artistic talents?
Does anyone even know you, you prick?
I'll throw crap on your face, you loser!
Hey,,,
Hey, Thomas,,,
You cheat! Why did you hide this heaven from me?!
Enough of your antics! Or I'll whack the sense out of you!
-Come, -Bye, guys!
Bye, Thomas,
Hey!
Niharika, you gave him drinks, didn't you?
Excuse me?
He's not used to these kinds of stuff,
Mary aunty will kill me today,
Let go of me,
-Hi, -Hey, Hi,
You better get a grip, What a shame!
Look at Sachin,
He's all heartbroken, Still, he's handling it well--
Where's Sachin?
Sachin,,, my dear,,,
I'm in a relationship with Jain,
Sachin, do you have any plans for at least the next day?
I've never thought of you in that way,
She would have immediately stamped a 'no' on your face!
Amal, did you go to the pub with other girls?
I just want to know the truth,
I went to the pub with the girls, that's true,
But my intention was something else,
I know your bloody intentions,
-Kunu, it's not that,,, Sachin,,, -Amal, don't call me again,
Hello,
She hung up,
Hey!
Hey, Sachin,
Don't call me ever again for anything, I won't come,
My dear man, this is just a silly case,
Give me Shanthi's number,
I'll talk to her,
Yeah, then you can conveniently hit on her!
So, what's the plan?
Things are decided, right?
-What? -Go, Go to Chennai,
Why should I go to Chennai based on Karthika's words?
Let her tell me directly,
Let Reenu tell me,
I also made a mistake,
I shouldn't have pushed you to confess your love so fast,
They are using big terms like 'stalking',
So, till she contacts you, don't make a move,
That's all,
Oh lord, hope it is her!
Who's that?
To set your favourite caller tune, call this number!
Heck!
Are you denouncing the women in customer care?
They were the only ones we had when we needed them,
What were we talking?
'Stalking,'
You try to build a connection with her,
Let your communication be proper,
Then you can confess your love,
But Aadhi would still be there,
You just think about it,
Properties in Vizag and in hometown,
Own house in Mumbai,
That, too, is next to Paresh Rawal's house,
What do you have?
That cooker you brought from home?
We can't even cook properly in that!
If something goes wrong, I can't even escape to some forest,
Because the forest minister, Nijalingappa, is his family friend,
He,,, Us,,,
What do we do to him?
There's an idea,
What?
Let's bribe the receptionist at her office,
And make her spread a rumour that she is carrying his kid--
Yuck! Get lost, you,
This is the only idea that suits our league,
Forget it if you don't want it,
I also heard something,
She and Aadhi are sitting next to each other at the office,
He must be thinking about how to
impress her during his free time,
And he is pretty good at that,
Beena teacher's son learned everything,,,
apart from impressing girls,
I'm leaving!
I can't handle this anymore,
So, guys,
Reenu has successfully completed her probation period,
And now she is a full-time employee of Ospyn,
-Round of applause, -Congrats, Congrats,
Hey!
-Treat! -Yes, we need a treat,
Okay, okay, What do you want?
It's your choice,
Okay, Today's lunch is on me, okay?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Reenu! Reenu!
Excuse me,
-Hello, -Hello, won't you reach Salem tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
We are the only one left to collect the certificate,
I'm going tomorrow anyway,
I didn't say I won't come,
You should come,
Hey, I'm getting an important call,
-I'll call you back? -Is it a girl?
Hello, Reenu,
What is it? Are you too busy?
Don't worry, It's not my girlfriend,
Hey, in your TFC,,,
Suggest a meal for eight people,
Here,,,
Burgers are the best in here,
Then can you deliver eight burger meals to my office?
But-
delivery to HITEC City,
It's okay' I'll manage it,
-Okay, Thank you, -Okay, bye,
-Thanks, man, -Okay,
Handle it carefully,
You got all tanned,
That is because
I came on the bike this far in this sun,
Hey, on our floor
there's a start-up company,
They're hiring these days,
And the HR is my friend,
You do one thing,
Send me your resume,
I'll forward it to them,
The salary might be very low,
But only if you are interested,
Yes, I'm interested,
-I'll send the resume, -Okay, send it then,
Also,
do you remember what happened in the pub the other day?
I remember bits and pieces,
I was a bit too much that day, right?
A bit? Really?!
Karthika said she won't hang out with you guys ever again,
-Just a moment, -Should I hold?
-Yeah, Aadhi, -Reenu, we are starving,
Coming in two minutes,
Vighnesh is going to faint here,
-Aadhi,,, -Okay, okay, okay,
We are waiting,
Hey, how much is it?
2300,
Here, Take 2500,
Aadhi is Reenu's boyfriend, right?
What do you think, Sachin?
I--
I think you both make a good match,
Really?
Bye!
How's it, Subin?
It's very tasty,
TFC,
How did you find this place?
Don't you know Sachin? He's working there,
Which Sachin?
Did I miss something?
Didn't we meet him at the wedding?
We came back with them, too,
Everybody stop eating!
I think it's poisoned,
'JK'!
Just Kidding,
Eat, eat,
Everyone, eat,
Sreeni, have it,
My dear Aadhi!
Your 'JK' at times are,,,
really nice,
Reenu,
What's the guy's name? Sehwag?
-Sachin, -Whatever,
You are still in touch with them,,,
that was quite shocking for me,
Aadhi, do you still carry that grudge?
Grudge?
What is that?
I don't even know what it is,
Aadhi, talking to them
feels like talking to my school friends,
Such trashy schools still exist in Kerala?
Didn't the Govt, stop it?
-Don't pick a fight, Aadhi, -Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Hold your horses, Really?
Fighting with Reenu?
No way!
Hey, Vighnesh,
How was that burger?
Don't ask me that, bro,
My stomach has been aching since I ate that burger,
I had to use the restroom thrice,
Slight headache, you know?
Vighnesh, you have Aspirin, right?
-It's in my bag, -Keep it, keep it,
Aadhi, do you really want Aspirin?
Get lost, you!
Come,
Sachin Santhosh,
Vysakh Murali,
Sign here,
-Here? -Yes, here,
Take it,
No one comes for the graduation day,
And now begging for the certificate,
Keep it,
Vandimalayan sir, do you remember me?
-Vysakh Murali, -Get lost,
Had enough? Let's leave soon from here,
After making tons of money,
we should buy this place which insulted us,
It'll happen,
The life cycle will turn in our favour,
Do you remember that place?
It was there for the M3 examination,
Neetha asked me if I had a pen to spare,
Those were the days!
You're not going back today, right? Let's plan something,
No, no, I will have to go back,
Why?
I can't stay away from Hyderabad these days,
Why so?
Hey, I left my heart there and came here,
That's why!
Show me her photo,
No photos,
You just understand one thing,
She is a pretty girl,
Hey, just a moment,
-Hey, yeah, -Hi, hello,,,
Are you going home?
Yes,
Why so suddenly?
It's not all of a sudden,
I had already booked tickets,
Also, I'm not feeling so well after eating your burger,
I caught the loose motion,
Oh, no,
How are you now?
Now I'm better,
But I have to use the toilet frequently,
Nothing has happened to anyone from TFC like this ever,
Leave that, I'll call you later,
Where have you reached now?
Somewhere in Tamil Nadu,
Nearing Salem,
Salem?
I'm also in Salem,
-Okay, I'm hanging up, -But--
Okay, I'll come soon,
Alright,
Who was it? Your landlord?
You looked flustered,
It was her call,
She scolded me for not having breakfast in the morning,
Now, she is going home via Salem,
She asked me to come to the station,
The struggles we have to go through!
Did anyone even ask you if you had food?
That's what,
Please don't get into any relationships,
Being single is the best!
Yesterday, we had a burger from outside,
That made her stomach upset,
And caught the loose motion,
Hey!
When you had a similar diarrhoea in the first year
you took an Ayurvedic medicine, right?
Our Umasankar's granny's,
-What medicine? What granny? -What was her name?
I don't remember,
Kumudam, Kumudam Granny,
She stays somewhere nearby,
Let me call Umashankar,
I wonder if granny is still alive,
Kumudam Granny!
[In Tamil] Who's that?
Ayurvedic medicine?
No need for that,
Anyway, the train won't stop for long in Neykkarappatti,
That's okay, I'll wait there,
Tell me your compartment,
Sachin, is it needed?
Yes, it is!
Hey, listen,,,
Your loose motion is it
too watery or,,,
Granny asked,
Bring whatever, Hang up now,
Granny, anything to put on weight?
Vysakh, I'll be back,
You wait, I'll give her this and come,
Okay, Okay,
-Here, -Hey,,,
Thanks,
How will you go back now?
-You get inside, -I'll go somehow,
-Okay, bye, -Be careful,
I'll call you,
Okay,
Hello,
Hello, who's it?
What who?
This is Reenu,
Oh, no,
My phone's display broke when I fell, so I couldn't figure out,
Hey, did you go back?
No,
So, are you still on the platform?
No,
-Then? -I,,,
I got into the last compartment,
For what?
Anyway, I reached so far,
So, I thought I'd go home as well,
Sachin, what foolishness are you doing?
What if any accident happens while getting into a running train?
-But nothing happened, right? -[Mocking] But nothing happened,
Hey, I'll call you later, I'm standing on a single leg here,
Alright,
You do one thing, Get down at the next station and come here,
Yeah, I was about to ask you that,
Won't it be a problem?
It will be,
But we can talk to the TTE, Anyway, you come here,
Yeah, okay,
Okay,
Stop, Stop,
I need to clarify some things before you get in,
What is it?
Did you make all this effort just to give me the medicine?
Yeah,,,
based on our friendship,
I don't think any of my friends will go this far for me,
That's because you don't have good friends like me,
This happened to you because of the burger I gave you,
But you just made up a plan to go home, right?
What is that for?
I have some important work at home,
What's so important?
Do you need time to think?
No, It's time to re-apply for my visa,
The agency had called me,
If the interrogation is over,
can I now get inside?
Yeah, go in,
Hi, greetings,
Hey, what are you doing?
No, I don't know how to behave in an AC compartment, sister,
-Where is it? -There,
Go, go,
-Here, -Where?
Did you eat the medicine?
Oh, no,
Eat it,
Darn,
How to eat it?
This,,,
Just gulp it and drink some water,
Don't hesitate, Eat it,
Have it completely,
-This much? -More,
Take it fully,
Eat,
Enough?
Don't you feel better?
What?
Ree-
Reenu,,,
'JK', Just kidding,
Oh, lord,
Oh, Gosh!
I just mentioned 'JK', and Aadhi is calling!
-Aadhi, -Hey, Reenu,
-Are you safe? -Yeah,
I'm safe,
I just crossed Salem,
Oh, great, great, great,
Wait, wait, wait,
That shirt looks familiar,
-Who's that? -It's Sachin,
Hello, Aadhi, brother,
Oh, no,
Reenu, what were you thinking?
Pull the alarm chain in the train, run to a forest, and escape,
That's safer than travelling with him, What is it?!
Aadhi, don't be panic,
He came with a medicine for me,
Medicine?
Did you take it?!
Yes, I did,
Shit, shit,
Okay, do one thing, Go straight to the bathroom,
put your finger in your mouth, and vomit it
Aadhi, just be cool,
This is our Sachin,
No, no,
Sachin, my foot!
You sound like talking about the great Sachin Tendulkar,
Aadhi, don't be ridiculous,
Reenu,,,
-Reenu, hello,,, -Hello,
-Hello,
Hello,,,
Get lost, you!
The call got disconnected,
Why is he blowing up your phone like this?
Even in a relationship,
there should be some breathing room,
Relationship? With who?
So, no?
What the heck is this?
Many in our office want Aadhi and me to get married,
Now you too!
So, there is such a talk in the office,
Sachin, I'm already not feeling well,
Don't irritate me further,
-Yes, mom, -Where are you?
I'm at work, Why?
I need 10,000 rupees,
To buy a calf,
10,000?!
How do I have that amount?
Didn't you ask Savitha?
She said she doesn't have,
I'll call you later,
I'm busy now, I'll call you,
Okay, okay,
Hey, you need some money?
No,
It's not urgent,
Mom wants to buy a calf,
My mom has such habits,
She will buy a calf for 10,000 rupees,
feed it for 30,000 rupees,
and sell it for 10,000 again,
Oh, that's a bad deal, isn't it?
If you ask so-
Can't she ask your dad if she wants money?
It's been more than one and a half years
since they stopped talking to each other,
They spoke for the last time
on the day of the Andipillikkavu festival,
That, too, for some fight,
So you don't want them to talk again?
Oh, my dear!
I wish they didn't,
They'll fight for sure if they do,
If they are going to a wedding,
they both go separately,
Take a look at my parents then,
Show me,
Just a second,
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[Dora, the explorer's sound] This monkey is my friend,
His name is Boots,
Hey Boots,,,
That man on the gate is my dad,
This is mom,
This is their hobby in their free time,
I'm used to it now,
I take back what I said earlier,
My parents are better than this!
I'll give you a slap,
Your bloody tongue,,,
Even if you are stranded alone in an ocean,
you will swim and escape using your tongue,
I am feeling sleepy,
I'm gonna sleep,
Yeah, that granny had told you'll feel sleepy after taking that medicine,
Give me, Sleep,
Sleep now,
Will I wake up if I sleep?
What is it, Reenu?
Sleep,
Does this granny exist for real, or what?
Re,,, Reenu,
Reenu,
Did you sleep?
Hey,
To be honest,
I didn't come to go home,
I wanted to spend some time with you,
The moment I saw you at that wedding,
I totally fell for you,
It is to confess my love for you,
I came to the pub and now hopped on the train,
If I tell you this when you're awake,
you'll get mad at me,
That's why I am telling you while you're asleep,
Reenu, are you hearing all this?
Sachin,
What?
We reached Aluva,
Oh, no!
I,,,
How are you feeling now?
I don't know if it is because of that medicine,
I'm feeling better,
I told you,
I'm going then,
-Hey, -Yeah,
Thanks,
No mention, please,
-Also,,, -Yeah,
23rd is my birthday,
There's a small function at our flat,
We're only inviting close friends,
So, you and Amal should come,
Even if Amal doesn't come,
you should come,
Send me a message on reaching,
-Bye-bye, -Bye,
Okay,
Hey, lil' one!
Spinnin' me around
A lost screw And a world fully flipped
Slowly but surely, You sprout that cute smile
Nuff said I'm in a daze
You're a perfect ten, a vision so bella
Your words weave magic, like Cinderella
Hey, lil' one! Spinnin' me around
A lost screw And a world fully flipped
'Even if Amal doesn't come, Sachin should come"
Oh, it must be the other way around,
Then you hold this, buddy,
New phone!
Sachin, have you started stealing?
This is her old phone,
How much cash did she take from you?
Cash?! Give it to me,
Hopping on the train, giving her medicine,,,
she is giving you her phone, you are giving her gifts,,,
Till now, it's fine, Good job,
But what is the current status?
We are just friends,
Oh, lord! Friend-zoned!
What is that?
It is very similar to a coma stage,
You're alive only for your namesake,
but almost dead inside!
To become a boyfriend from there,
consider it as almost impossible,
Why are you whispering?
Say it loud, It's Hyderabad, Nobody can follow Malayalam cuss words!
Call it loud,
-Come, -No,
It's getting late, come,
What's wrong?!
Aadhi!
Oh, it was you guys?
You guys scared me,
We were in the sudden shock of seeing,,,
I mean,,, we were so surprised,
Yeah, we were screaming in surprise,
Happy Birthday!
Thank you!
What? Half of the share is mine,
Come,
Sachin, this is my mom and dad,
Mom, this is Sachin and Amal,
Come, have a seat,
Reenu, you said you're inviting only your close people,
But the entire Hyderabad is here now,
Only my close people are here,
-He got burned! -Whoa!
Yuck! Cheap stationery items!
Wow! Nice!
There is something else in that,
-Like this, -It must be a bomb,
A red colour will come now,
That's what I said,
-Communism? -Lovely,
Wow!
I really like it,
We have biriyani, Let's eat,
Hey, Reenu,
Didn't I buy this for mama and papa?
You can always eat this,
I stood in a queue at five in the morning
and bought this specially for you from Bawarchi Biriyani House,
Oh, very nice,
If you bought it that early,
it might have gone bad by now,
Of course!
Don't crack such stupid jokes, Shut up, you idiots!
-Else papa will say that to you, -Shut up!
Roy!
Just kidding, A joke,
Very nice,
Listen, mama,
Reenu will eat anything that any scoundrel gives her,
And her stomach will get upset,
One day, I got a message in the morning,
'Aadhi, I'm going home,
My stomach is not well,'
I got all panicked,
It was only after seeing her here
I got relieved,
You people are here with her, That's our only relief,
This is her first time staying alone in a huge city like this,
We were not at all interested,
Why blame Reenu about the food?
Does papa have any control?
See, Take your hands off, papa!
Take your hands off!
Reenu, what was papa's sugar count when we checked last?
I don't remember,
But I remember, 190!
So, papa,,,
-No, no, no, -Yeah, you're eating too much sugar,
Keep that away,
Hey, you do something, Say something to papa,
Yes, uncle, Don't eat that, That's shitty,
Shitty means a bad thing,
That's what I meant,
Shitty!
We will sit here, Come,
Come, you!
What nonsense are you saying in front of all?
But she laughed,
Laughed! She was making fun of you,
Aadhi, your parents are in Mumbai?
Don't they come to Kerala?
-They come often, papa, -Is it?
When they come next time, we'll come to Reenu's place,
Anyway, we all should meet each other,
Yes, yes,
Yes, yes?
What is he thinking?
Karthi, bring that curry,
Thank you,
This is mom's special chicken curry,
Is it?!
Let me try,
Oh, my goodness!
Keep that biriyani away,
Mama's chicken curry is today's star item!
Is it that tasty?
I think I'm gonna finish it all,
Hey, Sachin,
Eat with some gravy if you want,
Not gravy, bra,,,
Hey, you also come and eat,
We can have food, at least!
Hey, why are you guys sitting there?
There is not enough place to sit there,
We can bring more chairs,
It's okay, We will sit here,
Are you?
Then, I'll also sit there,
Aunty and uncle are coming with us on the trip, right?
Trip? Which trip?
Oh, I forgot to mention that,
Our close friends from the office
are planning a one-day trip,
We're planning to cover the entire Hyderabad,
Papa and mama should come,
Oh, but we have to go back, Aadhi,
There is no one at home,
You have no urgent job at home,
You have not seen Hyderabad properly,
Go after the trip,
Can I invite Vikas, too?
Who is Vikas?
-Did I miss something? -He's my fiancée,
We have enough space in the bus, Let him also come,
-Your would-be should be coming, -Okay,
Let these guys also come, Aadhi,
Can't we?
I don't know if there would be enough space on the bus,
Didn't you just say we have enough space on the bus?
Whatever,
Whoever comes or not,
I won't come if mama doesn't come,
-Mama, -Huh?
Papa must be asleep, right?
-Should I wake him? -No, no,
We will leave then,
We bunked from the office for a little while,
Hey, Karthika,
-Come, -We'll leave then,
Aadhi,
-What, dear? -You didn't give Reenu a gift,
Even Sachin gave her one,
'Even' Sachin?!
Are we that worthless?
Oh, did I forget that?
Reenu,
For the time being,
keep this,
Only 10 rupees?! Is he tipping her?
She has never scorned him until now,
but it's about to go down!
-Wow! -Huh?!
Oh, no, See this,
The serial number of this is my date of birth,
Oh my god!
Let me see,
Oh, as if the Reserve Bank prints notes with date of birth,
Aadhi bro, will the police come after this?
-Will Reenu be caught? -Shut up, Amal,
Aadhi, this is so special,
I'm gonna keep this forever,
-It means a lot, Thank you, -No problem, dear,
Karthika,,,
-Okay then, -Bye-bye,
-Tata, -Tata,
-After you,,, -Aadhi,
You're such a gentleman,
Hey,
You tried to make quite some progress,
But overshadowing all that,
he's moving ahead,
-True, -What are we going to do now, Mogambo?!
Anyway, the trip is on Sunday,
Teach me that dance step
you performed for the annual day when you were in 8th grade,
For what?
[In Tamil] It's going to be a war from here onwards,
Did we not seek tea along the street?
Did we not drum, eardrums to beat?
Oh, my love, my doll
Draw near, hey you!!
My heart aflame, Are you the soda to tame?
I tremble in fever, Are you, dear, the paracetamol?
Dance within, oh baby doll
You, my baby doll You, my baby doll
Let's picnic in the NTR city
Charminar glimpsed from our window, so pretty
O' my dear darling
Come closer, endearing
Give me a candid, A candid,
Reenu!
The phone thief is caught!
Ew! What a shame!
Be careful with all your valuables,
If anything is lost, the company won't be responsible,
Which company?
Aadhi, I gave this to him,
Are you simply assuming that he stole it?
Reenu, that was a JK, you know, John F Kennedy,
JK, pfft! Get lost, Aadhi,
Don't spoil the mood of the trip,
I was expecting to see a fight,
This is one of those rare moments
in my life where I was wrong,
Sachin, sorry,
Come on guys! Let's go up,
Reenu! They are drinking,
Where? What's with you, Aadhi?
You are okay, right? Any problem?
I glimpsed a beauty, her smile so charming
Waiting at the ATM to withdraw, a curious sight
Covering her pin, concealing her grace
Then she took out her phone to put on a bindi
Unmindful of red lights
Unaffected by the crowd
North to South, you go all around
Oh, the intoxicating beauty
My baby doll! You are my baby doll
Did we not seek tea along the street?
Did we not drum, eardrums to beat?
Oh, my love, my doll
Gimme a friendly 'Hello'
Girls like people who pamper kids,
Grab that kid onto your shoulder,
-Huh? -Grab that kid onto your shoulder,
Baby,,,
-Let go of me, you! -Subin bro,,,
He pinched that kid!
What's wrong with you, Aadhi?!
You started this silliness in the morning,
Okay, I won't say a word!
You steal all coins
From the talcum powder box
Did you purchase a black anklet
To adorn your pretty feet?
Did you build a castle inside me?
Now residing under its roof, forevermore
Gave you my brain, did I not? Half of it consumed, my train of thought
If I tally the tabs Are we not neck-deep in debt?
Baby doll O' my baby doll
Did we not seek tea along the street?
Did we not drum, eardrums to beat?
Oh, my love, my doll
Draw near, hey you!
My heart aflame, Are you the soda to tame?
I tremble in fever, Are you, dear, the paracetamol?
Dance within, O baby doll
You, my baby doll You, my baby doll
Let's picnic in the NTR City
Charminar glimpsed from our window, so pretty
O' my dear darling
Come closer, endearing
-Alright, guys, Bye, -Hey, one second,
Aadhi, whenever you're planning a trip next time,
make sure Amal and Sachin are a part of it,
-Aadhi bro, bye, -See you,
Bye, bye, bye,
I'll take them on a trip for sure!
A last and final trip,
Here's the tea,
Thanks,
I saw your resume,
What was it, dude?
-Why? -It looks like your ration card,
That,,, I quickly,,,
-I did,,, -This is not how it should be done,
-Err,,, -Do one thing,
Come with me tomorrow,
Let's make one together,
Okay, let's go together,
Do you guys like omelettes?
Yeah,
Yeah, that would do,
-Then, scramble the egg, -This is not a hotel!
She is deeply in love with you, dude!
Really?
What else?
I guess that dude, Aadhi, is no longer in the scene,
So, when you get a convenient time and opportunity,
open your heart,
No, dude, That won't work,
You don't want to say it, then?
This is a resume,
Hey, you didn't add the date of birth,
What is it?
16 March 1999,
-You're March born? -Yeah,
So, I'm older than you,
I'm a September 1998 model,
Oho!
Is that an issue?
What issue?
Tell me your marital status,
What are you looking at? Unmarried!
How would I know if you have a wife and kids at home?
Why are you talking like that?
Don't you want to change your 'unmarried' status, my friend?
Don't you want to get married?
Yes,
I'm also thinking about that,
To shift from unmarried
to married,
I just need a 'Yes,'
From whom? The girl's father?
No, From the girl,
Who is that girl?
That girl,,,
is sitting in front of me now,,,
and preparing a CV for me,
Oh, I see,
Was that you proposing to me?!
What do you think?
It is the worst proposal I could ever get!
Not only for me, but for any girl,
So, you get lots of proposals often?
Haan, yes,
Am I that bad not to get any?
I also get proposals,
Okay,
Lots!
So be it,
What the heck is this?
You have no feelings, woman?
Woman?
Then what, are you a man?
Sachin, your time for comedy is over,
You get the printout and go,
Comedy?
Do you think what I said is a comedy?
Are you being serious?
Then I have answers for that, too,
No, Can't do, Sachin,
You gave me a phone,
referred me to a job,
invited me to your flat,
and now you are preparing my CV,
No one has done any of these for me before,
What do all these mean?
Does it mean love, then?!
That's how things work, right?
Yeah, when you have many other possible options,,,
Many possible options?
Not many, Just one,
If you mean Aadhi, he's my bestie,
Bestie!
Flirts have such stylish names now,
Anyway, Aadhi won't do what you just did,
Who's going to pay for this?
How much is it?
Not fifty,
It's only charged 10 in Kerala,
Then go to Kerala and do it,
Why are you showing off?
Brother,
You could've also thrown in the other line, for a little extra punch?
What?
That 'I'd get a better girl than you!'
Ah, I doubt that!
Cos I am the best!
Hey,
Sachin,
I have told you more than a hundred times,
Go smoke in your bathroom or on the terrace,
-Since you're not here,,, -If I'm not here?
You thought I bit the dust?
How much time will it take to get rid of the smell!
So-called Wanderlust!
But no use and no thoughtfulness,
Go smoke on the terrace, I'll just come,
Hey,
Reenu,
Hey, open the door,
What is it?
Hey, I'm gonna put my papers tomorrow,
Are you resigning?
Why so suddenly?
You didn't tell me anything,
I just took the decision,
We have been talking about this for a week,
Vikas won't get a transfer to Hyderabad,
So, I thought I'd shift to Bangalore,
Everything is arranged at Vikas's company,
Have a comparatively good package as well,
So, I and that Wanderlust remain here,
Which means, practically, I'm alone,
It's alright,
Look, Aadhi,
I was testing the account creation,
When we create a savings account,
it shows that no one below 18 can create one,
-So what? -It's not seen in our test case,
Reenu, does anyone have to teach you this?
No one gets a salary before turning 18,
So, they can't have a savings or a loan account,
No, Aadhi, when an error shows that is not shown in our test case--
I've been on the net banking project for three and a half years,
No one has found
an issue in the code I have written,
Last year, our old tester, Aswathi,
raised a similar issue,
I warned her a lot,
She didn't listen to me,
In the end, our client manager, Ralph, from Germany, called and scolded her,
If you want to go through the same, you may raise it,
Let's do this,
I'll send you an email regarding this scenario,
You send a reply mail to me,
Mail?
You don't trust a man with so much experience?
Reenu, I repeat,
It's not an issue, Reenu may go,
Reenu,
I thought I would never say this,
That trip was the worst experience for me,
Reenu is also responsible for that,
I told you many times
not to invite some random guys,
Be careful now,
Hello!
-Congratulations! -Thank you, sir,
So, guys! As you know,
Sachin is our employee of the month,
So, everyone!
All,,,
Be like Sachin,
Work like Sachin,
And behave like Sachin,
Right?
Now, get back to work,
No, no, no,
You have to keep it for the whole day,
Is it compulsory, sir?
Yes, man!
You have earned it,
Keep rocking,
Order, please,
One Chicken burger-
-Excuse me, sir, -Okay,
Kiran,
-Why are you here? -The company called you for an interview,
You didn't attend the call,
And I called you to inform you that,
Still, you didn't attend,
Why can't you attend your calls?
I don't use my phone during working hours,
You knew they'd call you,
I became a fool by referring you,
I decided I didn't want a job out of anyone's sympathy,
Oh, you didn't have all these principles earlier?
This won't work like this,
Did they choose you as the best 'Chicken' here?
Remove that shit,
I'm seriously talking to you here,
When do you get free? I need to talk to you,
I'll only be free after seven,
That's okay, I'll wait,
Why--
Okay, Sachin,
-See you tomorrow, -Yes, sir, See you,
Subin, I'll call you later,
Hey,
I feel like I also made some mistakes,
I think I'm giving you the wrong hopes,
The things I do randomly for you, you read it differently,
So, let's stop talking,
Let's not meet and roam around, too,
Let's communicate only when there is an emergency,
Do you have nothing to say?
Reenu,
I love you, dear!
Sachin, please don't do this,
I feel like I'm taking care of you all the time,
I can't keep babysitting you, Sachin,
Haven't you enjoyed all that?
That's how I felt it,
Sorry, I didn't enjoy it,
You're scared,
You're scared you'll fall for me if you spend time with me,
And you refuse to accept it,
Didn't you say about taking care of me?
I have not received such care from my own home,
-It must be because of that, -Sachin, stop it,
You're walking into a big heartbreak,
It's better to stop it here, For you and for me, too,
Hey, why are you getting so low?
This is not the first rejection you got, is it?
Is it?
Hello,
[On call] Why do you cut the call?
Don't you know the seriousness of it?
Subin, I understand, It's my mistake,
But is there no solution for this?
I had communicated this to Aadhi,
But Aadhi is not picking up my calls now,
You're behaving as if this is the first time this is happening in this world,
Subin, I'm in much bigger trouble now,
I'll call you later,
Hey,
Can't you keep this open?
Are you studying?
Can't you see?
Amal Davis, Reenu said no, okay,
She said no?
Did you propose to her?
Yes, I proposed,
But she said no,
But Amal, don't worry,
I'm all okay,
I'm alright,
It feels like unloading something from my heart,
I'll be okay now,
You just watch it,
Amal, let's go for jogging from tomorrow morning?
Err,,, jogging,,,
You won't be okay with it, right?
You won't have time,
It's okay, Let's do a home workout,
[Humming a random song]
You carry on,
Study,
Amal Davis,
One-sided love won't work for me,
I don't want it,
I'm suffering worse than my college days,
I don't want one-sided love,
That day,,,
after that wedding,,,
I should have gone to Chennai,
What you said is right,
Amal Davis,
You're the hero!
What is it?
He gave me this phone and left last night,
Could you give this to him?
He went to Chennai,
When?
Early morning today,
He didn't tell me anything,
Why should he tell you?
You said you don't want any communication from him,
When he proposed,
you said this couldn't be his first rejection, right?
How do you get the confidence to say things like that?
It's not like when I say it, It is different when you say it,
Amal, I didn't mean to hurt him,
Yeah, that didn't hurt him at all,
[In Tamil] The board feels rough, doesn't it?
[In Tamil] Put some powder,
Getting a job in my company won't happen,
There's no vacancy now,
Hey, can you arrange something for the time being to survive?
How long can I rely on you guys?
Then there's something,
I used to do it before,
By the way, you were lying about it, right?
-What? -That you both are in love,
I didn't say this to make you sad,
Life is very unfair, man,
especially in our case,
Come, man,
Vikas and I are planning a function for our Hyderabad friends,
We haven't decided on the date,
I'll let you know,
Okay?
[Can you call me when you are free?]
-Hello, -Sachin,
won't you come for the function?
No, I don't think I can, I'm here in Chennai now,
Oh, so that's all I mean to you, right?
Yeah, that's all you mean to me!
Karthika! This is for you,
[Singing a folk song]
-Hey, Hi! -I'll come after this call,
Bro, Vodka,
I'll,,,
-Cheers, -Cheers,
Hey, are you coming from Chennai?
No, I'm coming from home,
My visa came,
So, I'm leaving for the UK,
When?
Tomorrow, I'll go tomorrow,
Are you going from here?
Yeah, as I have to take a few things from here,
So I'll go from here,
The flight is at 11:30 am tomorrow
from here to Dubai,
then to London,
I have some friends in the UK,
Let me know if you need any help,
Hey, no need for that,
I'll manage,
I called you a few days ago,
And messaged, too,
You didn't respond to both,
Reenu, why should I respond?
I'm tired of it,
Sending a message, waiting for the single tick to turn into a double tick,
and then watching the double tick turns blue,,,
I am fed up with all that!
Hey, why,,,
why did you call? Was there anything important?
No, when I said those things the other day,
Amal said you got hurt,
I lost my peace of mind since then,
That's why I called,
Your peace of mind!
That's what matters the most, right?
Dad,,,
Mom,,, and Kid!
-Huh? -Dad,,,
Mom and Kid!
Let go of me, kid,
Dad, mom, and kid,
Hey, kiddo,
Your dad is somewhere there,
Ask your dad, where is your mom,
Then you should go there,
Dad, mom, and kid,
Play then, okay? Go now,
What nonsense!
That kid looks like he's been coached for this,
Amal Davis,
Was it you?
Did you make him drink?
Sachin, Amal,
-Hmm? -We need to talk,
My dear Aadhi,
We're really tired,
Not only that, but we are also a bit tipsy,
You may go, Aadhi,
Let's talk later,
I insist,
-Come, -Reenu,
Two minutes,
We'll be right back,
[Singing continues]
I've upset you guys a lot,
and both of you have upset me even more than that,
Sachin, what's your problem?
Reenu is very sad now,
Why? Did anybody bit the dust?
Because of you,
I didn't get it,
I'll make you understand,
Our net bank team was like a family,
Now, it's like a dysfunctional family,
Everything was so calm
till Shravani's wedding day,
Then you two came,
From then until this function,
you two have been sneaking into our family
like two parasites,
Take them in the car by saying some random shit,
hop on the train home with her by getting all mushy,
swing by for her birthday bash,
tag along on our trip,
and then try to woo her with some Ayurvedic medicine,
-Ayurvedic medicine? -What did you give her?
Was it some poison? Hand poison?
Sachin, tell me now,
What's your problem, man,
Love!
-What? -Have you never heard of it?
I love her a lot,
I told her that,
And she rejected me,
And I left the very next day, Now I'm going to the UK,,,
So, you didn't get to know any of these, sir?
So, you proposed to her?
Then what should I do? Act like we're besties, just like you do?
I couldn't win her love,
and you won't either!
You'll end up in tears in the end, dear,
I'm telling you this from firsthand experience,
So, if you've got something to say,
tell her right now!
What?
You mean, I'm in love with Reenu?
-Really? -Aadhi,,,
Enough, man!
Don't be silly,
-I think Sachin is not in a good mood, -Nah, I'm cool
We can talk later,
Amal Davis,
Take Sachin away,
What?
We were drinking there in peace,
and you dragged us over here!
You're not going anywhere until we're done talking!
Come on, talk!
Amal, be cool, man,
Hey, try to pull anyone away, Otherwise, it's gonna turn ugly,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Relax,
You're putting on this cheap show, thinking I'm in love with Reenu, huh?
I don't know if Reenu is in love with me or not,
She might have told you that she is!
If that's the case,
I'm really sorry, guys,
I'll have to love her back,
Because we're really in good vibe with each other,
Yeah, Reenu is here,
Let's ask her directly,
-Oh, you came? -Reenu,
It's time to open up your heart,
Now tell me, Do you love me?
No,
Sachin, enough! Stop it,
Reenu,
I don't think you understood the question,
I understood, I don't love you,
Oh, You're mad at me because I scolded you the other day,
Accept that you are in love with me, madam,
Are you out of your mind, Aadhi?
Reenu, stop 'JK'ing, People are watching,
You and your damn 'JK,'
Hey, man, I don't love you, That's all,
-Any reason? -I can give you 100 reasons,
You took vengeance on me in that project because
I didn't pay attention to you on the trip,
And you put me through all those troubles,
You vanished right before the meeting!
Reenu, let me explain,
I was in Vizag,,,
-Went for fertilizing? -Exactly,
So why did you say 'I'll marry Aadhi during lunchtime the other day?
Aadhi, it was a game,
That day, I said, 'I'll kill Subin,' So, should I kill Subin?
Oh, dear lord!
See, guys,,,
Reenu has no feelings for me,
Hey, that's what we were telling you,
Your eyes are so watery,
Hey, Aadhi bro is bumbling to speak,
Amal, I know what his issue with me is,
What is your issue with me?
I'll tell you since you asked, sir,
When I sang Yuvan Shankar Raja's song during the trip,
what the heck did you say? It's a bad song?
That's when I decided, I'll smash you even if I have no reason,
Hey,
Didn't you ask me to step out of my comfort zone
and break out of my shell?
Well, now all my shells are shattered, Come!
-Come, -Oh, is that so?
-That's how it is, -I came prepared,
Come,
Fist fight,
Sreeni, take women and kids away,
Some women might faint on seeing blood,
Oh, lord! What the heck is this?!
Karthika, what is this?
No one told me that Aadhi would be doing a comedy skit,
He is good at mimicry, too,
Hey, do that number of yours,
Or do this,
-Do, man! -I'll,
-I'll show you how to do it, -Aadhi, what are you doing?
Hey, we have seen many like you,
And made them cry, too,
Not with our physical strength, With our talking skills,
Hey, you CBSE kid,
You don't know how state syllabus kids are,
Sachin, dear,
Mwah!
-You guys, -Stop, Aadhi,
Hey, girl, you better stop this too!
Everything has a limit,
Stop it,
-I should stop? -Then, should I stop?
You started it, So, you should stop,
Okay, fine, I am leaving,
I am leaving!
Don't be dramatic!
-Just leave quietly! -Sachin, stop it,
Oh, no, He's taking a U-turn,
I'll show you guys who I am,
Oh, no!
Aadhi, Aadhi, my baby boy,,,
Please don't complain about this to your mummy,
Stop it, enough,
-Stop it, -Yes, we're done,
-I'll only have this, -Give me half, buddy,
Oh, you may go,
What a relief!
Yes, great relief!
Sachin, Wake up, Aren't you going home?
We'll go,
It's too cold in here,
We are going downstairs,
Get up, Go home,
-Sachin, -Hey, let them sleep there,
They'll leave when they are sober,
Can somebody give me a pillow?
-Pillow? -For us to rest our heads,
Can I get one?
Hey, here,
Hey,
This was it?
Thank you, Ms, Reenu,
Good night,
And Goodbye,
Hi, Amal,
Hi, bro,
You get in,
Me?
Amal, Hey, Amal,
What the hell! Calling from behind!
How long I've been calling you? Why didn't you pick up the call?
His phone is not even getting connected,
That,,, I,,,
I put my phone on flight mode since I'm going on a flight,
From here itself?
Yeah,
I bought this for you,
It's a jacket,
-Thanks, -Reenu,
Are you not giving any gifts?
Amal, it's getting late,
Alright, girls,
Let's go, guys,
Hey, can I also come?
Huh?
Then get in quickly,
-It's getting late, -Go, go,
Why is she getting in the car?
Amal, what is this?
You don't need to know that, Keep quiet,
Sachin, all the best,
Tata!
Pamabavasa,
Tell me, Aadhi, dear,
Sachin, Amal,
-They are our targets, -Yes,
-Break both their hands and legs, -Yes,
There's a girl with them,
Don't do anything to her,
I'll take care of her separately,
There's another guy, wearing glasses?
I don't know him,
Poke one of his eyes out, if possible,
When you asked me to stop fertilizing and come here,
I told them there should be a reason for it!
-Didn't I? -Hmmm,
There is a place after the outer ring road,
Not a soul will know if we do anything there,
Let's catch them there,
Hey, Amal,
Tell me again what should I do in there?
Show your ticket and get inside first,
Then give your luggage,
No, you mentioned about some pass?
That is the boarding pass,
When you give the luggage they'll give you that,
So, we should remove our belt there, right?
I taught you everything like a parrot right from the morning,
-What were you doing? -No, I get it,
My pants are a bit loose,
-That's my tension, -Hey, they'll return your belt,
That's just a security check,
There's emigration before that,
Hey, I heard it flies 30,000 feet above?
So what?
No, if something happens to me,,,
If something happens to you, everyone will just throw a party,
Yeah, correct,
If something happens to me,
who damn cares here?
Hey, according to the statistics, there are fewer accidents--
I have heard enough statistics, I'm done,
Shut up, you!
-You have been doing this for a while now, -What?
Bloody short-tempered,
Reenu,
Oh, you haven't seen my true form yet,
I've seen it through the binoculars already,
When?
What's wrong with you?
Oh, no,
I have no issues,
I'm all happy,
I have no job,
can't go home,
and now I'm going to a foreign country to be a slave,
-Happy life, -Then why the heck are you going?
-Can't you not go? -Oh, yeah!
I'll stay in TFC forever,
So, his mom will feel sympathy and write that property in my name,
No, man, TFC is for me,
If you ask me, I'll tell you not to go,
You won't survive there, Sachin,
Then what option do I've, tell me?
Guys, if you won't panic, can I tell you something?
-What?! -What?!
An Endeavor car has been following us for a while now,
He also takes all the shortcuts
that I take,
That's Aadhi's car,
-Huh, Aadhi? -Who's Aadhi?
Don't freak me out, just tell me what's going on!
Amal Davis, drive fast,
He's coming to settle yesterday's score,
Drive fast, I don't even remember what I told him last night,
Sachin, don't be panic, I'll talk to Aadhi,
Remember how you insulted him?
You made the poor guy cry last night,
Look at them! They are swinging sticks,
Hello, Aadhi,
Huh, what?
They are screaming their lungs out!
Hey, don't freak out, He's just trying to scare us,
I know Aadhi well,
Yeah, you know him really well,
Sachin, don't you dare go there!
Didn't you say this crazy guy is your bestie?
JUST KIDDING!
Amal Davis, I didn't sign up for this,
Aadhi dear, their hands are apparently tired from swinging,
-They're asking if they can take a break, -No,
They should be scared,
It's over! It's over! All my UK dreams are gone,
Amal Davis, pull over the car, Let them do whatever they want,
Scarm, you!
Please, just two minutes,
Let them take a small break,
Hey, brother, Sit,
Don't be scared,
Your UK trip isn't gonna get cancelled,
But even if it does, that's not a concern,
Not a concern, huh?! Well then, are you gonna take care of me?
Yes, I will!
You just drive!
I don't like you leaving Hyderabad,
I realised it when you're away for a bit,
Remember when you asked me the other day if I liked taking care of you?
I really did,
I enjoy all of that!
I'll miss it if you leave,
I don't want to miss out on those things,
Just freaking say it all, you!
Yes, it's true, You're totally opposite to my concept of a life partner,
But I'm saying this based on my gut feeling
I think I'm falling for you,
If you put it like that, he won't get it,
Tell him straight up in simple words!
Sachin,
I love you!
When your eyes met mine,
I lost the shield of my heart
Slowly but surely, You sprout that cute smile into my heart
I'm going, All the best, guys,
You cheat! Don't go!
Hey!
Let go of me!
Aadhi brother!
Sorry,
I was drunk last night,
I said all those by mistake,
-Please don't take it personally, -Aadhi, let's talk it out,
-Huh? -We can talk,
Talking's done, my dear!
It's action time now!
Don't harm her,
You've got a hundred reasons to hate me, don't you?
Well, then consider this the 101st reason,
Don't hit him,
-Don't hit him,,, -Please don't hit him, Aadhi,
He's going abroad, Don't hit him,
-Back off, -No need to harm him, Aadhi, Please,
Don't force me to hit a woman,
You know? I am myself a feminist,
But if needed, I won't hesitate to even kill you, Stay away,
-Hey, bro,,, -Aadhi, dear,,,
Finish her,
Oops!
Just spray it on the attacker's eyes! He'll be shattered!
Aadhi, dear, What happened?
Don't spray it on my face! Come, come, come,
Come on!
Hey! Help him!
Start the car, Amal Davis,
Help me!
Why did you take off your sunglasses, dear?
Get me into the car!
-Start the car! I can't see a thing, -Aadhi, dear,,,
Aadhi dear, there is a small problem, None of us knows how to drive,
Sorry,
Can you drive, dear?
Come, It's time,
Hey, it's time,
Where all have we gone together?
Old Hyderabad, New Hyderabad,
Prasad IMAX,
But you only felt like saying "I love you" when we were about to die,
Sachin, I've already warned you, Watch your words,
But since you're bad at English, you will be safe there,
What should I say then?
I couldn't even enjoy it properly,
You,,,
Say that properly once again,
Can I believe this?
I'm not single anymore, am I?
No,
Not only that, We'll be in a long-distance relationship from now onwards,
Let's see,
He wouldn't have to roam around South India if you had said this before,
Enough, the flight is here, Go,
What do you mean enough?
-I'm going, -Okay,
Okay, go now, It's time, Go,
Go dear,
-Go, -Bye,
-Is it time to board the flight? -Waiting at the gate now,
Did they give your belt back?
Yes, they did, Did you find Thomas?
Yeah, he's sitting in the front seat of the car,
'PREMALU'
The girls with such huge conditions will finally fall for some dimwits,
That's how you fell for him in college,
What was his name? What 'Joshy'?
Ebin Joshy,
You fell for Ebin Joshy,
That's because I was immature,
He didn't like my caring, So, I ask him to get lost,
What else to do,
Hey, Wanderlust,
Find a guy for our Reenu,
Done!
I'm gonna toss this beer bottle down,
On whose head this falls,
you will marry him,
You should,
[Singing a Tamil song]
[In Telugu] Who the hell is that?
Are you fricking blind?
Open your eyes before you toss the garbage! Scoundrel!