Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
You probably know the story
of the Seven Bears who saved the prince with potatoes,
You don't?
Then today's your lucky day,
Brothers, a toast,
A toast,
To the finest food in all the land, potatoes,
Nope, there is something better,
It's coming from outside,
-Come on! -Let's go!
-Yippee! -Yay!
Wherever it is, we're going to find it and eat it,
Eat it!
Hmm?
This way, brothers,
Snow, ready for some of my world-famous bacon-wrapped potatoes?
You bet,
Cinderella, ready to dance your glass slipper off?
Scheherazade, hope you're hungry,
-Very, -Come on, brothers,
It's coming from in here, the King's Ball,
-Ugh! -Ooh!
Huh?
Mmm!
Target located,
Wow,
The most glorious potatoes ever,
Oh, thank you, great Crystal Potato!
Yay!
Have at them, brothers,
Hit me!
They're wrapped in bacon,
They've improved the potato,
I can't believe it,
This is the first day of the rest of our lives,
Brothers, a toast,
To the new finest food in all the kingdom,
Stop right there!
What are those?
Uh, slippers?
The left one is Biffy, The right one is Vanderquart,
You're supposed to be in your dancing shoes,
About that,
How can I put this?
I'm not dancing,
Huh?
You must dance,
No,
If you won't dance,
there will be no world-famous bacon-wrapped potatoes for anyone!
Ah!
Wait, wait, don't go,
We know how to get those potatoes,
How?
Make the prince dance,
Come on, brothers, Time to get irresistible,
-To the dance floor! -To the dance floor!
Wahoo! Come on, brothers,
Let's get fuzzy with it,
Oh!
Oh yes!
Oh my gosh, They're adorable,
Look at them go,
He can't dance, but he's so cute,
I… I can't resist,
Come on, girls,
-Yeah, -Let's go,
-Ah! -Whoo!
Yeah,
Time to get jiggy with the princey,
Hmm?
Yeah!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Huh? Where are you going?
I told you, I'm not gonna dance,
Ugh!
-Ugh! -Wait, brothers,
We can still get those potatoes,
How?
Magic,
Now, be careful,
Whoever drinks this magical potion won't be able to stop dancing
till the stroke of midnight,
Exactly what we need for the King's Ball,
The King's Ball?
And I wasn't invited? Again?
Why does no one ever invite witches to parties?
Stupid everything being so stupid,
Dad! I told you I'm not--
Uh, actually, it's me, Your Highness,
Whoa!
A simple bear,
I thought you could use some refreshment,
Thanks, It's been a day,
I mean, fairy tale rules,
Who needs them, right?
Yeah, Anyway, you're thirsty, so, uh, glug-glug,
I mean, it's ridiculous,
There's a ball, you dance with someone, and that's who you're supposed to marry?
Great system,
"Marry"? Like marry and live happily ever after?
Did you guys know about this?
Mm-mm!
And, like, I'm a teenager,
Yeah, shouldn't you be out drag racing horses
and skinny-dipping in the moat? Wahoo!
Right?
But no, I gotta get hitched
because that's how it works in fairy tales,
Aw!
Brothers, we have a choice to make,
Either we make the prince drink the potion so we can get our potatoes…
Potatoes!
Shh!
…or help him fight a system that's totally unfair,
Potatoes!
-Shh! -Uh, okay, fight the system,
Fight the system!
And maybe get some potatoes later,
Your Majesty, we want to help you--
No!
Hmm?
What… is… happening to me?
Whoa!
We're really sorry, Prince!
Ooh!
Oh, look at that, He's come to his senses,
Would you do my son the honor of a dance?
He has got some sweet moves,
Sure, why not?
No! Cindy, don't do it!
Oh,
Come, brothers!
Whoo!
Oh,
-Whoa! -Whoa!
That way to the exit, Prince Dance-a-lot,
Wahoo!
Guards, stop them!
My son's got to find a bride!
Raise the drawbridge!
Almost there, Your Majesty!
Hit it, brothers!
Yah!
-Ah! -Whoo!
It's so beautiful up here,
Nothing can bring us down,
Uh-oh,
The king thinks he can have a ball and not invite me? Ha!
We'll just see about that!
Uh-oh,
Hup!
You see, everyone?
He's back!
He's back and ready to pick a bride based on dancing,
-Hold on, -What?
-Huh? -A bride?
I did not sign up for that,
Yeah, hard pass, I just came to dance,
And to be fair, I am looking for love, Bacon-wrapped potato love,
Not…
…whatever this is,
Wait! Wait! Everyone stay!
Oh,
Uh, sir, if I may,
We're just seven fairy tale bears,
but having a dance to find a wife seems pretty nuts,
-Totally nuts! -Shh!
Shouldn't two people get to know each other?
Maybe date and, I don't know, fall in love before they get married?
Yes, Why, yes, they should!
-Yes! -Yay!
You were right, my boy, and I was wrong,
It took these seven strange little bears for me to see that,
Let there be music and dancing and bacon-wrapped potatoes!
Yahoo!
Yay!
-Potatoes! -Yay!
This is the first day of the rest of our lives!
Come on, brothers!
At last, bacon-wrapped potatoes!
Brothers!
Yay!
Brothers, it's the moment we've been waiting for!
-Yuck! -Blech!
These things are cooked?
And the bacon is, let's be honest here, a little bit on the crispy side,
Great Crystal Potato! They've ruined the potato!
From now on, nothing but raw potatoes for us, brothers,
Come on, let's go home, There's lots of potatoes there,
Woo-hoo!
You've probably heard of King Midas's "golden touch,"
But have you heard of the Potato Touch? It's a mash-up,
Get it? Mash?
Well! Mr, Well! Mr, Well!
Pardon me, sir,
Well! Oops, Uh, sorry, miss,
Uh, excuse me!
You wouldn't happen to have seen the watering well, have you?
Ooh, Hmm?
Is there anybody around here who could give me a little--
Huh?
Oh, hello, miss!
Ahh!
Uh…
My Fairy! My baby! Are you okay?
Chill, Mom, I'm fine,
I, uh, landed on something soft,
That would be me!
Oh, sorry, little dude,
No problemo,
Always happy when my squishiness can be of use,
Guess I kind of lost control during my flying broomstick lesson,
Maybe someone should listen better,
Maybe someone should stop embarrassing me in front of the forest creatures,
Uh, maybe someone should just leave before this gets any more awkward,
Maybe you should hold it right there, bear,
Since you saved my daughter,
the law of Fairytale Land says I have to give you a reward,
Really?
Anything off this Big Board of Magical Rewards,
I could turn your kidneys into jelly, light your fur permanently on fire,
make vipers come out of your-- Wait,
That's my Big Board of Cruel and Unusual Magical Punishments,
Ha! Silly me!
Uh…
Here we go, The magical rewards,
I could give you super strength, uh, the power to reverse a magical curse,
Ooh, a love potion,
Mmm,
Ugh! Mom!
Uh, what's that?
The Potato Touch,
It's a magical reward that makes anything you touch turn into a potato,
Yes! Yes! That one! That one! I want that one!
Bingo!
-The Potato Touch! -Huh?
Oh yeah! The Potato Touch, yeah! The Potato Touch, yeah!
The Potato Touch! Whoo!
Okay, okay,
But be careful,
This power can backfire if you're not,
I'll be careful,
Guess a deal's a deal, Daughter, care to do the honors?
Thanks, I'm busy,
Oh, your loss,
Boopity, whoopity, double Dutch, giveth this bear the Potato Touch!
Brothers!
Brothers, I have news!
You brought me a loofah? I hope so, I gotta exfoliate,
Mmm, no, I've got…
…the Potato Touch!
Wow!
Great Crystal Potato! This is gonna change everything!
Time to do what we do best, brothers,
-Dig? -Uh, second best,
Frolic!
Ooh!
-Yay! -Wahoo!
Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
Yippee!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
Brothers, a toast!
To the gift that keeps on giving, our literal meal ticket, Brother!
To Brother!
Aw, thanks, guys,
I don't know how this day could get any better,
Honey dipping sauce?
That'll do it!
Bear bump!
Huh?
What's happening?
Ah!
It's… It's okay, Nobody panic!
Huh? Panic?
You… You just turned our brother into a tuber!
It's okay, It's okay, I can just… Ahh!
What are you doing? Stop touching things!
I… I didn't mean to, I just…
Brothers!
La, la, la, la, la--
Run away, little girl!
Our brother's got… the Potato Touch!
Wait, what's a Potato Touch?
Doesn't matter,
Help! Someone!
Don't worry, Potato Brothers, everything's gonna be okay,
We just need to find our brothers and get them to help,
Pig!
Pig, have you seen--
It's you, the Potato Touch bear, I've heard about you,
Ooh!
Ooh, thank goodness! Prince Charming, you have to help me!
Run, Bob, run!
The royals love you! Don't turn on us!
Brothers?
-Think he can see us? -Not a chance,
Uh, you're behind that tree, you that rock,
and you're just holding a leaf in front of your face,
He's got X-ray vision too! Run!
Wait, please! You have to help!
Ooh, I could use a snack,
What? No! These are our brothers!
How did all this happen?
All I wanted was a highly unusual magical power,
No one warned me this would lead to disaster!
No one!
-It's okay, Brother, We'll help you, -Mm-hmm,
Hmm?
You will?
Brothers!
No!
Hmm?
Huh?
Hey, must be wild rolling potato season,
And me with a brand-new potato masher!
Imagine the luck!
I love mashing potatoes!
No! Those are my brothers!
Yes, of course they are!
Nutty bear,
Witch!
Please, help!
Well, well, well, Didn't I tell you to be careful?
Uh, it's worse than that, I touched my brothers,
and now they're going to get turned into mashed potatoes!
Ooh, mashed potatoes, Mmm!
No, stay focused! You have to help me!
Okay,
-Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! -Huh?
Mmm! Mmm!
When will I learn to stop doing that?
Uh, you okay?
Stay back! I have…
…the Potato Touch!
Uh, wait, is this my mom?
Mm-hmm,
Boy, she was right,
This power totally backfired,
-Wait a minute! -Stop, stop, stop!
You have magic powers,
I saw your mom giving you lessons, You can help me,
Well, yeah, I guess I could…
if I paid attention to anything she said,
This is the worst day of my life,
Hang on!
If I know anything about magic spells, and it should be clear by now I don't,
you can reverse them by casting it backwards,
I have no idea what that means, but okay!
Okay, let's go,
So I kinda sorta saw what she does,
All right, poopity, doopity, undo, much?
I think it ended with "floopity,"
Now who wants to be eaten first?
You or you?
Ugh! Why didn't I ever listen to my mother?
How about you, you glorious golden nugget?
Come on now, No use resisting!
Keep reading! Keep reading!
I promise from now on, I'll listen to all of your lessons!
Oh!
Here it is! Here it is!
Ooh!
Oh no!
What have you done?
Don't worry,
I remember every move!
Uh…
Look at me carefully,
Boopity, whoopity, double…
Ooh!
I can do this,
Whoopity, boopity, double Dutch!
Uh… Ah!
Take it away, this bear's Potato Touch!
Huh?
-Woo-hoo! -Yes!
Come on!
Huh?
-Woo-hoo! -Yahoo!
We did it! We did it!
Well, well, well,
Looks like someone was listening to her mother,
Brothers, a toast!
Sure, he may have turned us into potatoes, Sure, one of us got mashed,
Still stings,
But his heart and his stomach were always in the right place,
And for that, we forgive him,
Ah! Brothers, I'm just so happy to have you all back,
Come on, bring it in for a big hug!
Ouch, my butt,