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[soft island music]
Here it is, Please ?
- [Vinz] Well done, President, - [Romane] Isn't he small?
600,000 francs,
A little big, then,
What matters is how much it will bring in,
The private cruise explodes in Polynesia,
We're going to have golden balls,
Life in a sarong in Tahiti is priceless,
Exactly,
How long for transmutation?
- As we said, a year, - Let's go,
Together we are,,,
[together] Stronger!
You don't ask my opinion?
- But Vinz,,, - [all] You always say yes!
Yeah, that's right,
Come on, Bioman, Ready for our pact,
- Red Force, - Blue force,
- Green force, - And yellow force,
[all] And,,,transmutation!
[cheers in the distance]
- Oh? - I think we are expected!
Article 1, honor to the president,
Thank you, vice president,
Treasurer, Manager,
["Freed From Desire" by Gala]
[cheers]
[cries]
[ovation]
[the music stops]
[snoring]
[strident notes at the horn]
Oh,,,
Whore,
[strident notes at the horn]
What a joke,
- [notification] - [Vinz] Hi, president,
What are we doing for the Bioman weekend?
Where are you taking us? It's been too long ! Remember,
Finally awake,
Difficult to sleep, Your dad thinks he's Miles Davis,
He does what he wants, he is at home,
With a spare bedroom, we could have accommodated them,
There are plenty of errands to do, Are
you going to help us or parade as usual?
Morgane, two minutes, I'm waking up,
No, It's Passover, it's important,
In 30 minutes, I have an appointment with Dany,
Dany, the orphanage builder in Africa,
Are you doing something for the planet?
Get dressed and put on a yarmulke,
A yarmulke at 9 a,m,?
Our Lubavitch cousins ​​come from Tel-Aviv, don't put me to shame,
[sigh]
[Soft song]
♪ Life is never perfect ♪
♪ But you take it on the chill ♪
♪ It's a game of snakes and ladders ♪
♪ Will you sink or will you swim? ♪
♪ You can't count on your family ♪
♪ They're too busy with themselves ♪
♪ But you'll always find a friend in me ♪
♪ The kind that never fails ♪
♪ My friend ♪
♪ I freaking love you so much ♪
♪ My friend ♪
♪ For the very best and the worst ♪
♪ My friend ♪
♪ And if you die, then me too ♪
- ♪ Let me sing this song for you ♪ - [shrilly horn notes]
Hello, papua! Papuan?
Say, it works fine,
This is an antique Jerusalem ram's horn shofar,
A very nice piece,
Originally it was to call for battle,
Important, respect for traditions,
- You know, Bob? - Yes,
- You want to try ? - No,
- Try, - No, it's yours,
- Try, - Really ?
[telephone ringtone]
Excuse me,
A hidden call at this time?
Hello ?
Whether,
Be yo, Bob Mimouni,
Rafael Nadal? Clear that if!
Eternity Cottage,
In Val Thorens, Incredible chalet,
- 15 million, señor, - Euros, not dollars,
Euros, no dollars,
Hoy por la una? No, senor,
Lo siento, señor,
Adios,
- Who was it ? - Rafael Nadal's assistant,
- You know ? - Do you take me for a moron?
In short, Rafa is very interested in the Eternity chalet,
He wanted to spend the weekend with his wife
there to feel the vibe, He wanted to deal with me,
I am the only one in the agency who speaks Spanish,
Did you tell him, "No, señor"?
But papua, it's Passover, Important, respect for traditions,
It's true, it's true, But you're going to call me
back to his assistant right now and say, "Yes, señor,"
- [sigh] - I have all my marbles in it,
- 15 million, - I know,
I sell and to me, the retirement in Saint-Barth,
I was happy to spend Passover with you,
Your house, With your cousins ​​who come from Tel-Aviv!
I know I know,
But Rafael Nadal, who arrives on the day of Passover,
it's a sign,
It is Hashem who sends us this visit,
It's Hashem,,,
Hashem, Hashem,,,
Well, if it's an act of God, then I,,,
I can't fight, grandpa, I remind him
and I go back and forth quickly, Finally,,,
With my Smart,,,
And not sure that it gives a good image of the agency,
[Ilan] New Defender, It comes from the factory,
Its fully panoramic roof was designed especially for me,
It should not leave him insensitive, your Nadal,
Enjoy well,
But not too much anyway,
No, not too much love,
Be careful with Nadal and his amigos,
As long as he hasn't bought it, it's not Ibiza, my chalet,
No,
OK,
[honk]
[Morgan] Bob, it's Dany,
Move the jars, he can't park,
- Three days that we ask you, - Must be five, at least,
[sighs]
[sensual music]
[Ilan] Dany Frydman!
How is the world champion of the start-up?
- Don't overdo it, European champion, - Wonderful,
- Are you staying for Passover? - Of course he stays,
Hi Bob,
Hello, Danny,
Alright, come on, come on,
Come in, there's champagne, Come,
Dany, have you considered my proposal?
[Dany] Yeah, it's not uninteresting,
[Ilan] It would be nice to do business,
[Dany] Obviously,
- [Max] Hello? - I managed to free myself,
- Operation Bioman launched, - I thought it was cancelled,
Great, I'll get organized, See you later,
I have great news,
We have a new partner,
Go on without me, I'm going away for the weekend,
[woman] And if not, have
you thought about the raise?
- [clamor] - Yes, yes, I thought about it,
Since I have to leave, it might be a bit complicated,
- It's not negotiable, - Oh?
Yes,
- Yeah, then, - No,
Ah well here it is!
[acclamation]
[Romane] My rabbit, mum is going to inaugurate her hotel,
Call when you're in Dubai,
Yes, With the jet lag, it's not easy,
- A down jacket in Dubai? - Well,,,
It's cold at night in the desert in Dubai,
Aren't you going to your stupid Bioman weekend?
No, mom,,, I'm not going to see my friends,
I have an important presentation to make to important people in Dubai,
Work well, mom,
Goodbye, my bunny, I already miss you,
[Cheers]
What is this crate?
I had a good year, I had a little fun,
Are you as rich as Max?
Vinz, it's not a contest,
Watch out, transmutation!
[set] Transmute!
♪ Earth scorched in the wind ♪
♪ Stone Barrens ♪
♪ Around the lakes ♪
♪ This is for the living ♪
♪ A bit of hell, Connemara ♪
["Freed From Desire" by Gala]
Attention, without hands!
[they sing loudly]
♪ Antisocial, you lose your temper ♪
♪ Think back to all those years of service ♪
♪ Antisocial, soon the years of abuse ♪
♪ Finally the lost time that we can't make up for ♪
♪ Antisocial ♪
Oh, the brains of his dead, he doesn't apologize, does he?
Tonton, he's fingering, that son of a bitch,
♪ Antisocial ♪
The motherfucker of the skullcap of your dead! We'll find you,
Son of a bitch!
[Vinz] This is your cabin?
Yeah, I really had a great year,
[Vinz] It's definitely the Euromillions there,
Oh fuck,,,
SO ?
What do you say to that?
Mazeltov!
- It's not at all antisocial, - No way,
It is an investment, I put everything into this project,
I'm selling it and I'm retired in Saint-Barth,
Let's go ? If you want to bother to enter,
But please,
- [Roman] Oh yeah! - [Max] Still,
- [Romane] It must cost a fortune, - I am delighted with the work,
- You surprise me, - How much are you selling it for?
You don't have the means,
I invested in very promising artists,
Like Ioshi Kawara, "A chamois in its seed",
His seed? That of the artist or the chamois?
For an ibex,,,
A Beyeger,
And that, Malevich's monochrome,
If you squint, you see the ramparts of Carcassonne,
Damn, that's gorgeous,
Okay, the master bedroom,
I brought the floors especially from Bali,
- How many rooms ? - Six,
I have 3 daughters, 3 ex,
- You can't afford it, I tell you, - That's it,
Come, I'll introduce you to someone,
The view, my friends, My friends, the view,
Over there, the tracks,
And there, the first neighbour, Mont Blanc,
[Roman] Not bad,
Finally, the swimming pool, The swimming pools,
There is an interior and an exterior,
Transmutation!
SO ?
[Ride of the Valkyries ringtone]
Cohen the Barbarian,
He can't do anything without me,
I can't be away,
- Do not answer, - He'll get me drunk otherwise, He is senile,
Hello, papua?
- What now ? - I don't really like that tone,
No, it's because,,, nothing to do with you,
- How's it going ? - Well,
Very sympathetic, Very nice,
Not big-headed at all,
He is super impressed by the services of the chalet,
[Ilan] He buys?
He still hesitates a little, He has a few,,, reservations,
Which ones?
He,,, he thinks there's a lot of wood,
It's a cottage,
Was he expecting clay?
- [blows] - [Romane] Come!
- We're going crazy, - We have new costumes,
I finish my call and I arrive, Go for it,
One moment, Rafa,
It smells good, he offers me a drink
- to discuss it, so,,, - Great,
If the deal is done, there's
vintage Piper in the cellar,
There's enough for Bolivia's GDP,
Take it easy on the bottle!
I don't want to find SpongeBob
SquarePants drunk at 4 a,m,
What does she say ? I drink to work,
Spongebob is a thing of the past, She knows it, Mierda,
That's not the subject, You blow it away, el matador,
- Call me back when you're done, - Hasta luego,
Papuan,
[huffs] Come on,
[Hannah] Aren't you ashamed, Ilan?
Make your son-in-law work on Passover,
Already you wring it with your schedules, evening and weekend,
[Dany] He has no luck, at each
Jewish holiday, he has a visitor,
Luckily, it's not gross,
Saint-Tropez, Biarritz, Val Thorens,,,
It's okay, he's doing well,
[doorbell]
- Shalom! - Shalom,
Shalom!
♪ Evenou shalom the Cohens ♪
♪ Evenou shalom shalom shalom the Cohens ♪
♪ Half man half robot ♪
♪ Force red, green, yellow and blue ♪
♪ Bioman ♪
♪ Earth Defender ♪
[Bob] There's room in front,
[Cheers]
[shout]
[yelling] What is it?
[Samy] I'm alive!
- What is this ? - All is right!
[clamor]
- What is that ? - Oh fuck,,,
- Do you have anything? - What happened ?
- I dunno ! - Where are you from? What are you doing ?
It's you, you're on my landing zone!
Eh ? What are you talking about, landing zone?
You blew up my fund!
It's good, there's R,
- I almost died ! - Eh ? Is there R?
My fund at 150,000, is there R?
The cock has struck again!
[ovation]
What is this ?
And that's R, huh? Jerk !
He'll calm down, the Power Ranger, OK ? We avoided tragedy,
Already, it's the Bioman,
Power Rangers is the American adaptation,
But Max, who cares!
- The crate, damn it! - I'll taser you!
Damn, bro, I freaked out so much, are you okay?
- You're sure ? I was afraid, - [Jess] He did!
Yes, dad!
[ovation]
But are you stupid or what?
Will he calm down?
Keep calm before it goes to hell,
Calm down,
I have the checkbook, we reimburse you, Look,
[cries]
We're not going to fight for a crate,
If they don't call Carglass, I'm calling the cops,
- [all] Oh! - I'm calling the cops,
[Barbara] We haven't even been here for an hour,
- and already a mess! - [ovation]
- Spring break his mother! - [all] His mother!
- Together, we are,,, - [all] Stronger!
The same motto as us!
[all] Stronger!
Bob, stop, they're boobs like us,
- What do I care? - We're boobs too,
- Look ! - Class of 2001,
The Biomans, Blue force, vice president,
- Green force, - Treasurer,
- Yellow strength, - I was a manager,
Revere him, red force, our president, Said SpongeBob,
- Who cares ? - [Bob] Max!
- It's not a class council, - What is this mess ?
- I call the police, - What is it ? He's not happy?
Was his polluting Land damaged?
It's an electric, buffoon!
- [all] Ooh! - So you park in the pedestrian area?
- Is it a pedestrian zone? - Yes,
Indeed, there are not many cars,
- You have to put on your glasses, - So,
You had no right, bro, So call Carglass,
Were you allowed to swing off the roof?
You're the one calling Carglass,
- Brother, - [Barbara] We have no choice,
I invoke article 3 of the association code of the NIB!
- [ovation] - Article 3?
I do not know anymore, In the event of a dispute between two associations,,,
The dispute will have to be settled
on the spot by an alcoholympiad,
- [cheers] - Hey, oh!
No no no,
So, the EHPAD, do we take up the challenge or do we fill our diaper?
[crowd] Ooh!
Boobs, boobs, The past will confront
the present in an alcoholympiade of death!
[all] Yeah!
There will be two teams, The first, your fucking BDE!
[acclamation]
The Voldenibards!
[heroic music]
It's your team! The second
team, the BDA, The Elder's Office,
- Biomans, - [boos]
[rock music]
[commentator] You only have the right to push
your ball once you've drunk the Ricard fondue!
[Cheers]
Here we are, guys,
[crowd] Gloo! Glo! Glo! Glo!
[cries]
Oh, why do we have two?
- On your marks, - They don't have two,
- Yes, we have two, - Drink!
Go ahead !
[crowd] Wood, wood, wood,
It's disgusting !
Come on, okay,
[crowd] Wood, wood, wood,
Do not let go, Again !
It's just Ricard, There is no cheese,
Come on, Jess, Again ! You give, Go!
Come on, Sami!
Come on, Vinz!
Hurry!
Wait, I have a weak stomach, I am lactose intolerant,
[together] Yes! Yes ! Yes !
- Go into the ball, - I'm cloistered,
Otherwise Carglass is for you,
Come on ! Come on !
- Go play the hamster! - Go quickly !
Come on Bob!
[together] Bob! Bob!
Come on ! OK, I'm in, I'm ready !
Transmutation!
Both teams are gone!
Come on, push me!
Come on !
The BDE left first,
- PUSH ! - Not too fast or I'll vomit,
Vomit, who cares!
The BDA is catching up,
Faster ! You don't push!
- But if ! - But we push!
[laughter]
Forget it, I'm too drunk!
Me too !
Come on, how are you?
- He doesn't answer anymore! - Normal, he is concentrated!
[cries]
Fall ! Fall of the BDE!
[cries]
[Cheers]
And it's a victory,,, for the elders,
[set] Carglass repairs, Carglass replaces,
I'm not fine ? Look what you did to your buddy!
[moans]
[cries]
- How are you, peeps? - [all] Yes!
We're going snowplow,
[shout]
Get away !
Pardon !
I hope he took his package,
[laughter]
[thrilling music]
What is this ?
Name of a ball,,,
Ah!
Mom !
[crackling]
[thrilling music]
Where are we here?
Uh,,, In the 21st century,
Give your leather,
I knew you will come back,
Damn, I'm not used to drinking so much in such a short time,
- I'm blown up, - They're sick,
Stop crying, I can't stand tears,
What's up, my cork?
It's nothing, it's cinema,
I am in pain !
[Romane] Yes, he has something,
[Max] We'll fix this,
You'll see, you'll feel nothing,
Distract while I,,,
[child sobs]
What's your name ?
Lucas,
- Luca,,, - But,,,
We are going to play,,,
Are you going to show your peaches to a kid?
You told me to make a diversion,
But no, no diversion like that,
Like in Les Bronzés, Like that,
[shocked exclamations]
- [yelling] - There you go!
No, but everything is fine,
It is an osteopathic practice,
Shut the fuck up, otherwise I'll come back to see you at night,
- Oh! - [Romane] We relax,
How are you,
Asshole!
Damn, Bob, oh!
- Come back down, - Damn, I had forgotten about him,
Uh,,,
Hop, hop, hop, Well here it is,
- [notification] - What is he telling me?
He knows very well that I don't speak Spanish,
But no, he wrote the text with his mittens,
[Ilan] Do you understand?
5 years that I understand more,
It's easy, though,
"Endless negotiation, I'm tired,"
[drunken voice] I'm tired,
Ah! That tired one,
- [Morgan] Right? - [Dany] I worked too much,
Tired of your bullshit, the big schools,
Last year, your co-workers are rocking bathtubs!
There, the piou-pious are knocked down,
What is the next step ? The fire in the stas?
Excuse me, weren't you an ESF instructor before?
I spent my Ourson with you,
Shut up,
Next week is the municipal elections, Goal: re-election,
Under my mandate, eight times the
best ski resort in the world! Eight times,
You're not going to ruin everything,
This weekend is zero tolerance,
My stas,,, my law,
We apologize, madam,
Madam Mayor,
Madam Mayor, sorry,
She is beautiful, the elite!
At the top, do we think everything is allowed?
We understand, It was an accident, it's over,
Indeed, it's over, your stupid spring break,
I'm canceling your pool party at UCPA,
What ? You have no right,
I do not have the right ?
Please Madam,
Quentin for Marielle Pichu,
- Yes ? - I cancel the NIB pool party
because the safety standards are not respected,
- Thank you, Quentin, - Well received,
Next prank, you get off my stas,
Break the balls,,,
It shows, you were never young,
Yes, I was young, but I've always been respectful,
My father used to say: free, but dignified, Try to stay worthy!
- [Jess] That's it, - Yes ! Marielle Pichu,
I remember, "Try to stay worthy,"
That's what you said when you didn't give me the Ourson,
See you soon, Madam Mayor,
Yes that's it ! See you soon !
- No no no, - We won article 3,
Easily ! Yes, dad,
You call Carglass, that was the deal,
- What deal? There are no more deals, - Yeah, buddy,
You only think of yourself, Our pool party is cancelled,
- We don't have a pool anymore, - We have one, Your house,
With hammam, sauna,
- a cellar filled to the brim, - Yeah,
[Romane] What if Bob lends you his swimming pool?
There, yes, of course, we call Carglass,
So,
OK, but be careful, there are rules,
- Yes, - You don't smoke inside,
- Never, - No one upstairs,
- Yeah, - At 7 p,m,, you tidy up, You clear,
[all] Of course!
[Pablo] No problem,
- Is there sound? - I have 40 kg of bran, With speakers,
bam, you step back a meter,
[song in hebrew]
[prayer in hebrew]
[all] Amen,
[prayer in hebrew]
Val Thorens,
Slalom,
Schuss,
Ski,
Cottage,
Cheese fondue,
Genepi,
You're,,, white as snow,
I have a bad intuition,
Bob is freestyle in the chalet,
- Tss! - Look at,,,
He cut the cameras for your Nadal, Stop your paranoia,
I swear, It's Passover!
- I'm sure he prays, Bob, - Hush!
[all] Amen,
My God, if You exist, let them damage nothing, please,
Food contest!
[lively oriental music]
[Cheers]
Spring break his mother!
[crowd] His mother, his mother, his mother!
His mother,,,
Oh damn,,,Champagne!
It's Iona, whom I had with Olga,
That's Yasmina that I had with Leïla, And that is,,,
I want some too !
So there it is !
Sorry, I fucked you all over,
- It doesn't matter, - Oh fuck,
And Kim, whom I had with Maé-Linh,
Damn, I said, "We don't smoke in the cabin," Abused!
- Oh ! - Bob, it's great where you are,
It's pissed off, THANKS !
- What about Carglass? - Don't worry, they're coming,
Take it easy on the Piper,
Hey oh!
[all] Take it easy on the piper!
[Cheers]
Luckily your buddy smashed the piou-pious,
Tonight, we're going to fuck like beavers,
- Pardon ? - I've never fucked an old woman,
It's like in a marshmallow,
I adore,
Oh ! But by the way, where is Yellow Force?
[they sing metal]
- Come on, relax, - Hey there!
Can you take a picture for us?
- What's your code? - I do not have,
When you have a 6 year old daughter,,,
One, two, three,,,
[set] Transmute!
I would have said: "Long live Algeria,"
There are schlags at the door, what do I do?
But no,,, it's me,
You ? Yellow strength!
I didn't recognize you,
Enter, please,
What the hell are you doing here?
I make myself a small ball, You want some ?
- Uh, yes, I don't know,,, - Here,
Do you mind if we blow our roteuses before taking off?
But yes! Make yourself at home, sweeties!
OK !
Wow! Wait, is it party or what here?
Oh ! Wait, but you,,, You're a good one,
I have something else for you, The whole alphabet,
MD, GHB, LSD,
PCP, coke, chum, khat, What you want, And I forgot,,,
From the BBB,
Bim Bam Boom, Unique in the world,
With that, you take off,
No, I have a headache, Do you have any aspirin?
Oh no! My mother is a pharmacist, It's shit,
Be careful,
Top !
Noted !
- You're a good one, - Hi !
Hi, how are you ? Paul, Yes,,,
She's not gross, your party, There are little asses everywhere,
He has taste and money, your friend, A Keith Joons,
- Oh yes ? - Yeah,
[he whistles] Mazette!
- That's a De Jaeger, you see? - Yes,
It costs a ball,
It's a shame, he screwed it upside down,
Oh yes !
[Bob] Oh! I said no one upstairs!
You get out!
[boos]
Oh, oh, oh, but down! Come on !
It circulates, Oh, are you home?
Yes !
- Who are they? - Who is it ?
That's friends,
Who have not let me down, them,
Say, your buddy has antique ram's horn shofars,
It's super rare, And super expensive,
We don't smoke inside,
The pool is downstairs, Say goodbye to rams,
- The dog punks,,, - Take it easy, Paulo, Let's go,
- They're not all going to piss me off! - [Igor] Oh there, the killjoy!
It's true, what,
["Starlight" by The Supermen Lovers]
No, but really?
Vinz is alive!
[they chant his name]
I'll give you your stuff!
[Film] He's right! Everyone naked!
VINZ! VINZ! VINZ!
Well, I'm going to have a hammam!
Wow!
[Cheers]
[western disturbing music]
It's their vardine, these sons of bitches,
We're going to surprise them, you sons of bitches,
[growls]
Raja, you did a good job, Here, a surprise,
Come on, let's tell Jo,
Bob! Bob, don't go to bed yet,
You will miss everything,
I'm not going to bed, I'm going to change, I'm soaked,
You know, finally, not badly, the BDE, They paid Carglass,
I told you, it's a generation really more,,,
[moans of pleasure]
responsible,,,
Damn, you could have knocked!
Already it was open, And besides, it's my room,
Ah, the steak!
Oh, the bastard,
Do you need the bed? We can ken elsewhere,
No, sorry, we haven't finished the story,
It's true,
Anyway, Bob, thank you,
Big sound, big atmosphere, big party,
THANKS,
- Yeah, it's big, - Everything is big,
["Ride of the Valkyries" ringtone]
Of course, he doesn't answer, this little motherfucker, Whore,,,
Ilan! You hang up, you come dance with us!
Bob, 3rd message to find out how it's progressing,
I'm worried, Call me back in video, The cousins ​​want to see you,
Morgane, do you want to talk to Bob?
- Say something to Bob! - You could give some news,
- [happy song] - I kiss you hard,
We'll have to restock, we're starting to run out,
What's the matter, Vinz?
Are you downhill?
- Eh ? - It's Sandy,,,
Look at,
Why do you put yourself in this state?
Because I do not want to,,,
I'm not in love with her,
Still can't say no?
Yeah yeah that's it, Yes,
In the same sentence, you said yes three times,
- [Barbara] Wear your balls, - Pardon ?
If you don't agree with a doss', you send an oid,
[together] An oid?
An emoji oid,
[Max] No, but there,,,
It's a bit extreme, an oid,
If he can't verbalize the denial,
as much to image his cash point,
He can't go from yes to oid!
[Barbara] Why not?
It needs a click, right?
- You think ? - A click ?
- How old are you, Yellow Force? 60 years ?
- Still a little less, - That's to say ?
46, what,
- 46? - Yes that's it,
- It's time to be an adult, - Yes,
- Send him the oid, - I send?
- She's right, Come on, yeah! - Send the oid,
- I send an oid, - Yeah, that one,
- Send the oid, - I send the oid,
- Come on, you send it! - Come on !
- Come on, send the oid!
- I sent the oid! - [Cheers]
No !
I sent the oid!
No !
I sent no!
[cries]
No !
- [sigh] - [cousins ​​sing]
Hello, Marielle, I'm not bothering you ?
- You never bother me, - Ho are you doing ?
The countryside is like mountains and crevices,
You have to watch where you're walking,
What is this shit?
I do not like at all, Anything,
- It's been a long time since we've seen you, - That's why I'm calling,
- I have a family concern, - Oh?
I have something to ask you,
Count on me for a future campaign,
But I'm all ears, Mr, Cohen,
Ilan!
Hang up!
[sigh]
Yes, Marielle,
Look, they made cakes,
How the fuck am I going to find the kitchen?
- They are good ? - Taste, it's too good,
[Cheers]
What is happening ?
It's too much of a mess, The pool party is over,
It's a shame, it's only just beginning,
- Yeah,,, - By the way, good news,
Vinz knows how to say no, Go ahead,
Yeah !
- Health ! - That's perfect,
I need some sugar, I don't feel well,
[laughter]
Look at the morons,
Look how they laugh,
So, stoners?
You're going to hit a good little bad,
- So, the Bim Bam Boom? - It's what ?
It is a Tibogu root,
Iboga, It is a sacred wood from the equatorial forest of Gabon,
Like mushrooms, what,
We had taken psylos in last year,
[together] Delirium!
- We couldn't find the,,, - Toilets!
We had laughed, but we had laughed!
I think it's a little stronger,
In fact, it flips your brain in three stages,
- Gender ? - Like, stage 1, Bim!
- Oh ! - You laugh,
You talk nonstop,
With,,, minor speech issues,
- It's classic, - Yeah, deja vu,
Stage 2: boom! This is the climax, mate,
You sing, you're full in love,
- It's hard to define, - Yes, it's never the same twice,
Boring,,,
- Stage 3? - Stage 3,
Boom! Because what goes up must come down,
- Oh ! - It's different for everyone,
- There are people for whom it opens doors, - Others finish in HP,
Awesome ! I adore !
I'm not ready to take it,,, the Bim Bam Boom,
Me neither, That's a big no!
[Max] The bullshit, us, it's over,
We are old fashioned,
Besides, it's 6:36 p,m, We are going to start closing,
If you want to store,,,
Wait, but,,, are you stupid or what?
The Bim Bam Boom, you just eat it,
In the cupcakes,
Did you,,,didn't you understand?
He doesn't know how to read or what? It is written !
He's doing it on purpose,
[Bob] Spit!
[Pablo] It's useless,
You are going to take off,
Have a good trip, guys,
[disturbing music]
Yes, dad!
Blast !
Ignition, 4, 3, 2, 1,,,
[laughter]
[all] Bim bam boom! Bim bam boom!
- [doorbell] - Oh, the doorbell is ringing,
I can't go there,
I'm too torn,
- [doorbell] - Me neither, No no no,
Leave, I'm going,
I manage !
Wait, I'm coming with you,
You have only to say that I poop!
[doorbell]
GOOD,,,
I don't know what to tell him,
[doorbell]
[she knocks on the door]
Do not open, she is not nice,
- [Pichu] I hear you, - Yes, we're going to laugh too much,
- Open, - Don't tell him we're here,
- You don't say, - I promise, I won't say anything,
Hush!
- I swear, - Max!
- Max, where are you going? - [Pichu] Come on, open up!
That's enough, open!
Hello, madam who are not nice,
How can I help you ?
I see it's going to be more complicated than expected,
[Samy] Hey, stas!
One, two, three,,,
Long live Algeria !
[he screams]
But that's not right, right?
You shoot fireworks in my stas
yelling: "Long live Algeria"? What's here?
This is the NIB, They're having a party,
- The what ? - The NIB, A little party,
Barbara, is that what I shouldn't have said?
Oh, I see you! Turn around !
Miss of the BDE,
As if by chance,
- You are there, - It's not forbidden,
Disturbing the peace of my stas is forbidden,
The owner wouldn't agree,
The owner, he poops,
My stas!
You moron!
- We'll call him, - Bob!
- That's it, I'll call him, - My stas!
[alarm]
Hello ?
Hello Ilan? Ah!
- Hello ? - [tone]
How you tasé it, it's not good,
I'm not going to be bothered here,
[Siri] Call from Ilan Cohen,
Call from Ilan Cohen,
- [laughs] - Ilan's call,,,
- Orange Messaging,,, - What is this bullshit?
Marielle? You hear me ? Marielle? Hello ?
So who was it?
The stas!
- It's what ? - See,
It's you, people above, Cheh!
♪ Yo no te quiero, yo no te quiero, tu puta madre ♪
Damn, uncle! Listen to me !
Do you remember the rude ones?
The vardine, my pooch found it,
It's going to blow your nose red!
- Blow your nose red! - [rumble]
Hey, how good are we!
It is true that we are well, there,
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♪
♪ Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side ♪
♪ But then I spent so many nights thinkingin' how you did me wrong ♪
♪ And I grew strong and I learned how to get along ♪
♪ And so you're back ♪
♪ From outer space ♪
♪ I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face ♪
♪ I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key ♪
♪ If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me ♪
♪ Go on, now, go ♪
♪ Walk out the door ♪
♪ Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore ♪
♪ Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? ♪
♪ Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? ♪
♪ Oh no, not I, I will survive ♪
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive ♪
They sing like asses,
[she sings indistinct words]
- My ears are bleeding, - The same,
[dissonant music]
[Romane] Pork meat, Salt extract,
Dextrose,
Nutamate, bicarbonate,
Sweetener,,, Sweet fatty nacid,
Dye E64, E47 emulsifier,
n-artificial aroma,
Nitrites, Nutamate
monosodium,
Ascorbat,,, Palm oil P17,
Dye E64, Bicarbonate,
What do you think ?
[all] Oh!
The mustache looks good on you!
You're going to be all the rage like this,
Can you imagine if the n-Ilan saw you?
Shalom, Cohen!
Oh !
- Wait, I'm filming, - Film, film,
Shalom, Cohen!
Just a short note to tell you that at Nid d'Aigle,
we're doing a little nova to celebrate Passover!
Passover!
No just kidding ! I'm not very Jewish party,
I am much more,,,
deutsch quality!
[he mumbles in German]
[laughter]
Look, Cohen,,,
How clean is the Eagle's Nest, Everyone is calm,
As everything was repaired and replaced by Carglass repairs,,,
Carglass,,,
The car !
[shouts] What does this sick man want?
The car !
Oh !
[honk]
[gypsy music]
That'll teach you how to finger us! Dirty Nazis!
The next one who makes a finger, I shave him with the shears,
Hell, that's not a pruner,
And I feed it to my mutts,
- You understood ? - [Romane] Not even scared,
Smash SpongeBob's car and
SpongeBob will kick your ass,
- Where is the sponge? - He's there,
- No, - Whether,
Gobble the Nazi,
- [rumble] - [Vinz] No!
No, I can't let you do that,
No no no !
Whether !
[Jo] Got it, Sponge?
Disrespect me again and I'll hammer you rusty nails
in the eyes with samurai sauce! Is it clear?
[all] Yes, sir,
- Nashav, - Damn, you,,,
Shut up !
[gypsy music]
- Ilan? - No, now is not the time,
This is not the time,,, Oh, damn,,,
[they speak in hebrew]
[hebrew song]
Damn, I can't take it anymore, you know,
No stress,
Yes, Provencal vegetables,
[hubbub]
Not sure,,, I don't understand,
He got,,, pissed off right away,
We couldn't discuss,
It's not funny,
Ouch,,, Don't make me laugh, it hurts,
What is this finger thing?
- I dunno, - [Samy] I don't know what,
- but you made them dirty, - [Max] We didn't do anything,
Nothing !
We don't know them, these bohemians,
We no longer have a choice,
I invoke,,,
item 8!
- [all] Oh! - [Max] What is that,
section 8?
- An eye for an eye,,, - [all] Tooth for a tooth!
[Cheers]
Call to battle!
[strident notes]
Let me do,
Item 8!
[all] Item 8!
- Again, - [all] Article 8,
- Stronger, - [all] Article 8!
- All together ! - [all] Article 8!
Item 8! Item 8!
- Again ! - [all] Article 8!
Do you want to remove your mustache?
Very anti-Semitic, that,
I'm not anti-Semitic, I'm Jewish,
It doesn't look like,
Are you an anti-Semitic Jew?
- Anything, - Down with the Nazis!
- Item 8! - Anything,
[all] Item 8! Item 8!
[roar]
[all] Item 8! Item 8!
[metal music]
Ah, don't even think about it!
[sigh]
[roar]
[quietly] Come,
Hush!
Hush! Hush!
[quietly] Hey! Spring break his mother!
- [all] His mother! - [former] Hush!
[quietly] Look! There she is, that bitch,
[groovy music]
[whispered cries]
- No ! No no ! - [all] Hush!
No, not hush,
- What ? - I don't want the bear burned,
[Roman] Vinz,
It's not a real bear, It's an inflatable bear, who cares,
Me, I don't care,
When I have something to say, I say it,
This is the new Vinz, Have to deal with it,
[Bob] Alright then,
We don't burn the bear,
OK,
Oh !
[soft music]
Let's go,
- No wait ! - What now ?
I have a better idea,
[bear growls]
Will you lend it to me?
It would be,,, an honor for me,
[disturbing music]
Hello, Bouba,
Look what I have for you, Bouba,
Des,,, I have some treats for you, Bouba,
Nice,,, nice, Bouba,
Oh, he's nice, Bouba,
Come on, Take,
You have to come with me now, You can't stay there,
It's not good for you,
Come on, come on,
Come,
[bear howl]
What majesty,
Come on, come on,
I will free you from your evil boss,
Go to your destiny, little mountain bear,
There's a Winnie waiting for you in the forest,
Or a Kaaris, Be careful,
Go join yours, little Bouba,
[whinny]
Yes!
[groovy music]
Oh !
[blathering]
Yes, dad!
[techno music]
Spring break his mother!
It's the best night of my life!
Children of whores!
- [screams] - [gypsy music]
I will skin you, Sponge!
Where is Bob?
Oh damn, the Sponge, Come !
[screams]
- Damn, he works, - What do you believe ?
Are you gonna shoot us all?
Well yes,
- Where are they ? - [grunts]
Let go of me !
You disgust me ! No no no !
I will fuck you!
[Cheers]
[laughter]
[clicking of the tracks]
[screams]
- Between us, Sponge! - The Sponge!
But why the fuck me?
Shoot the Sponge,
Ouch! What is that ?
- I got bitten by an animal, - What are you saying ?
- [moans] - [she screams]
[cries]
What the fuck did you do?
I don't know, Vinz passed out,
Look, a hypodermic syringe,
[groomer warning]
[disturbing music]
Come on, get up, Come on, get up!
[laughter]
- Hang on, Vinz, - They want to kill us!
- [horn] - Stop!
One, two, three,,,
- An aurora borealis, - Long live Algeria !
The fennec takes out the fumis, It's going to be the zbeul,
What does he want?
[Sami shouts]
He broke my back! Wait until my ass is on fire, you'll see,
[Barbara] Sami! Come quickly,
THANKS ! I have never been so happy to see your flag,
[clink of objects]
[she screams]
Someone there ! Help me, Help me !
Hush,
- But no, there! - What is this ?
There,
Here, No, but they are idiots! At the top !
On the ceiling!
Oh damn, I hadn't seen it,
- [mocking laughter] - What the hell is she doing here, the old lady?
It's good, we had a good laugh, Pick me up,
There will be no prosecution,
I'll pretend like nothing happened, I swear, Help me,
OK but,,,
for example, if we do nothing,
what are you going to do?
Oh no,
- No ! - [laughs]
No !
- Do not do that, - Hasta la vista,
Stay here !
Yeah, that's it !
- And we're not coming back, - Break off, parasites!
Drugs! Thieves!
It's not Ibiza, my cabin, Not too much love,
I have all my marbles in there, 15 million,
I was happy to spend Passover,,,
[disturbing music]
Leave us, damn it!
We are all going to die crushed!
Over there !
[Romane sobs]
Oh ! Oh !
Drawn !
Go ahead, It's good,
[children's music]
[intriguing music]
[shout]
Ooh!
No ?
It's not possible,
My bear cub,
[intriguing music]
[fart]
[resounding farts]
[thrilling music]
Gently,
They left,
- I hold it, - Hold on,
- Go ahead, - Damn, he's heavy, motherfucker!
Come! Come!
Struggle, Vinz, Struggle ! Struggle !
I went on safari with Ilan, It's for the elephants, He will die,
He will die,,,
Come on, you're struggling!
You struggle, Vinz!
Come on, fight! You struggle!
I found adrenaline!
Eh ?
The heart, The heart !
[together] The t-shirt!
Damn, damn, damn,,,
So, the heart, it is,,,
to the left,
NOW,,,
Hold on, So,
Come on,
- You're sure ? - I saw that in a movie,
- Pulp Fiction ? - A movie with Jason Statham,
Do you trust Jason Statham?
Don't miss it, Roro, Don't miss you, Don't miss you,
- Don't miss,,, - Okay, okay,
[disturbing music]
Transmutation!
[shout]
You planted it next to your target!
It's your fault, with your bad vibes,
- What do you want me to do ? - It's true,
- It's going to die,,, - It's going to die,
Oh, he's going to die,,,
No !
- My Vinz, you are well, - How are you,
- What is that ? - Do not look !
- No it's nothing, - [howl]
Oh no, No no no !
[shout]
[moans]
[explosions]
[Samy sings in the loudspeaker]
[circus song]
[Cheers]
[cries]
No one touches my stas!
Damn, we're going to call the police,
You little motherfucker!
[someone coughs]
- Where are the others? - Where are they ?
They are there, the others!
Take that ! Ah, you like cocks, Here, a blow of cock,
AIE Aie Aie, It hurts,
Ah, he is less clever,
[cries of pain]
Your mother would be happy, huh?
[cries and sobs]
[Wire] It hurts!
You are not nice,
In your school, you make the law, but here, it's me!
- How are you ? - Yes,
- We go back to the cabin, - We're going home,
- Hop, hop, hop, - Stop, they're here!
- Eh ? - They haven't left!
- Shit, - Come !
Come on !
- Oh dear,,, - The Sponge!
Lets' go,
The Sponge!
Sponge, I'm going to skin you!
My God,,,
You will see your face!
I'm going to bust you!
- Roman! - [She's screaming]
Fast !
You are a dead man!
You're a dead man, Sponge!
- Where you go ? - In the other cabin,
- Eh ? - [all] We won!
- What are you doing ? - We're catching them,
We can't catch them,
[video game music]
The blood of your dead!
[Cheers]
[snapping]
- But,,, - But no!
[sneer]
You'll see, I have an idea that is not pervasive,
It's crap,
- Yeah, - This is shit,
[evil laugh]
[glass breakage]
[soft music]
Little motherfucker,
[phone beeps]
- Gendarmerie, - It's Marielle Pichu,
Hi, Marielle,
Given the time, you wouldn't be in mode: a last drink at Michel's?
- I quit drinking, - Not me,
Catch it, Burrito, Catch it, my dog,
Sorry, Burrito, Marielle, what else is happening to you?
Hello ? Hello ?
Marielle?
It's okay, I handle it myself,
[roar]
♪ Snow Star ♪
♪ My loving heart ♪
[thrilling music]
Who is that?
Who are you, lady?
Your worst nightmare,
[cries]
Damn, old skin!
Damn, it's burning!
- What do we do, we jump? - There are at least 5 meters!
Vinz is in no condition,
- Yes, - If we could call the others,,,
But yes, Roro!
I have Spring Break's number for his mother,,, Barbara,
But no ?
Of course I have, Say Siri,,,
- Call Barbara, - You want to call the Barbarian,
No, Barbara! AT ! AT !
- No Barbarian, E, E, E, - Agreed,
- I'm calling the Portable Barbarian, - No !
[alarm]
- But he's stupid,,, - It's not nice,
Bob, I've been trying to reach you all day,
Nothing, daddy, I wanted to
wish you a happy Passover,
- Hag Passover sameah, as they say, - In the middle of the night ?
You've taken the plunge, Bob,
Alright, daddy,,,
I'm going to bed,
Let's call each other tomorrow,
No need to keep sinking,
Oh ! Hush!
[Hannah] You will have ruined Passover all the way, you,
It resonates, Am I on speakerphone?
I take it you're with your dumb buddies,
Uh,,, not at all,
You took me for a ham?
I did my research, Rafael Nadal is in Mallorca this weekend,
You invented the visit to do the bamboche in my chalet,
You can brush for your 0,5% of the box,
You failure!
Dumbass !
♪ Life is never perfect ♪
♪ But you take it on the chill ♪
♪ It's a game of snakes and ladders ♪
Frankly, Papuan, if you believe
everything on the Internet,,,
You are ridiculous, No one is poking around in your chalet,
Rafa and Xisca are sleeping peacefully, You just have to come and see,
We will see, I arrive tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock,
My chalet had better be clean, otherwise,,,
It's going to be the Yom Kippur War,
Hag Sameah, my little Bob,
Shit, damn,,,
I just got it, Isn't this your cabin?
- Didn't you catch it? - Well no,
It was so huge,
[Romane] But,,, Bob,,,
We've been friends for 20 years, You make us believe that,,, Why?
Because I'm a failure,
But we love you, With or without a chalet,
With or without Land Rover,
Damn, isn't the car yours either?
Bob, what's your problem with money?
When you're broke, it's not a problem,
You did not understand, I wanted to succeed, Succeed with you,
Who planted who when leaving for Tahiti? Who ?
All that to become Mr, Cohen Immo,
Mr, the real estate stooge,
I hadn't expected it to happen like this,
And afterwards, I was ashamed to tell you that it was shit,
That your president had not succeeded like you,
Since then, I pretend,
Every one of our weekends, I spend half of what I've earned,
Bob, your whole life is based on lies,
You're not lying, maybe?
We don't lie to ourselves,
You have a wife you love more, A job you hate,
You go to the synagogue when you don't believe in God,
You say amen to your stepdad instead of shit, And you imitate Hitler,
You're just an anti-Semitic Jew,
- What did you say ? - What ?
- Say again, - You're an anti-Semitic Jew,
[cries]
It's okay, no, no, no!
Stop, stop, now!
- That's enough ! - Ouch, my nose!
That's enough ! Oh ! Stop!
Whore !
What a shitty weekend! We're supposed to have fun,
I was glad we were still friends,
Here we are pathetic,
Shit !
Okay, it's not your cabin, it's not your car, but we,,,
we really are your friends, aren't we?
Of course, all I love in my life is,,, us,
The Biomans,
I beg your pardon,
Sorry, bro,
[chuckle]
War trophy,
He doesn't want to let go,
- [ringtone] - [Barbara] Yes, hello?
- You have to help us, - Who is it ?
It's Roman, We have a big mess,
Impossible, we have problems too,
- But for us, it's serious, - We're very busy,
- We're stuck in a gondola, - Eh ?
What are you doing here?
Regardless, you have to restart it,
I don't work in the piste department,
You have to unlock the Péquelet gondola,
Okay OK, It's good, we're coming,
Calm, Guys ?
Where is Le Péquelet?
- The Péquelet? - Yeah,
Le Péquelet is,,,
It's right there, Red track,
- [laughs] - Wait, it's heavy,
[Cheers]
My stas!
[cries]
My stas! My stas!
Whore !
- [mad laugh] - Motherfucker!
My stas!
Oh fuck,,,
[evil laugh]
Ooh, ooh!
Pichu? I am the,
Oh fuck,,,
Pichu! Ah! You have it in your ass!
Clear !
- It's a dead end, Bozo, - Shit ! Shit,
[laugh]
Excuse me ma'am,
[growls]
[howl]
- Oh ! - [oriental music]
♪ One, two, three, long live Algeria ♪
So, Bouba? We saved you, now are you saving us?
Tahya aljazayir Bouba,
[together] One, two, three, long live Algeria!
It's screwed, they're stoned, they'll never come,
But yes, it's boobs, I trust,
With the promo, frankly, in an hour, we can put everything away,
Not even, there was no breakage,
Whore,,,
[rumble]
What is that ?
What is this ?
[disturbing music]
Oh fuck !
[intriguing music]
[roar]
Heading for Val Thorens, How soon are we there?
An hour is fast,
[hebrew song]
♪ [all] Hag Passover, Hag Passover in Val Thorens ♪
What are you doing here ?
They never had Passover in the mountains,
Come on, darling,
Dad, come up behind, Behind, I'm sick,
Something tells me it might be very long,
♪ [all] Hag Passover, Hag Passover, it's gonna be long ♪
♪ Hag Passover, Hag Passover, it's gonna be long ♪
[soft music]
[Samy] There they are, the idiots, Hey !
- Oh, guys! - What is this ?
We are here !
Help me open the door,
So, we say thank you who?
You were asked to go there,
Over there, there are no more keys,
You have to wait for the slopes to open at 8 a,m,
- We can't wait, - We have to tidy up the chalet!
- For what ? - Because !
In this case, you have to jump,
- It's too high! - I'm not fine ?
They are beautiful, the Bioman,
[laughter]
Oh !
Damn I have!
- Oh yes ! Very good, - What ?
Come on guys ! Look,
Gorgeous,
With that, it's more convenient,
Who goes there ?
- Yeah yeah ! - I'm going,
Come on, mom, You can do it,
[shout]
[Cheers]
Botched, 3/20, Sorry, I say,
We take an example!
Yeah !
Transmutation!
[shout]
- That was great! - Perfect, 20/20!
Come on Max!
Just go !
He is afraid, Come on,
Let go,
Blue force,
[shout]
- The old flan! - I am alive,
Shit, 1/20,
Come on, president!
Stop, with President!
Come on, brother!
Fuck,,,
[shouts of encouragement]
[shout]
- [crunches] - [scream of pain]
- No, - [howl]
- Zero, - Honestly, your gang,,,
How did you manage to stay alive?
[cries]
- Look at his knee, - Stopped !
[Max] Stop,
- [the gondola restarts] - I told you, 8 o'clock,
Hurry up, there's an hour left, It's playable,
- I'll tell the promo, - THANKS,
Hang up your pants, I'm the pilot,
- I don't like this solution at all, - Yes, it will be fun,
- Weren't there any deaths last year? - Whether !
Don't worry, we'll go cushy,
Oh no, it's too late for grandpa, It's worship time!
Yala!
[rock music]
[Cheers]
[cries]
[laughter]
We did it ! We did it !
They are there !
They are there ! That's my promo,
THANKS, You save my life,
What's the matter ?
Is it that disgusting?
It's,,, it's,,,
- It is more complicated than that, - Eh ?
Oh !
[dramatic opera music]
We were that stoned?
Who did that ?
Oh no, I swear, it's not us,
- You might think, but,,, - [together] It wasn't us,
There must not be many who have this spelling,
- Oh fuck ! - Bob!
Do not sleep there, I thought you had stopped booze,
- Oh damn, you dirty face! - My tooth !
What happened to you ?
[lisping] They hit me, When I regained
consciousness, they had me hanging from the ceiling,
I saw the hairy ones break into the cabin,
One second, please,
Cazenave, Janvion, in my office,
Go ahead, take it back,
With my gas, I gas two hysterics on a horse,
right in the middle of the station, three more
pricked the pantry panel,
I was attacked by a satanic clown
who burned my election posters!
Excuse me,
Fournier for the PGHM Val Tho,
Everyone in my office immediately,
I chased him, I ran like crazy,
I was going to pin him down,
This is where I slipped and lost my teeth!
I was attacked by Bouba,
- The rapper ? - No !
The Circus Bear, He was walking around my station, normal,
[laughter]
It's true,
All right, And that was,,,
before or after you "manage yourself"?
Marielle, sorry, but,,,
you have to stop bitching,
But I don't drink!
I'm not crazy!
There's a bear in my stas! I saw it !
Bunch of idiots!
Watch out, there's a bear in my stas!
Bob, how are you?
No, it's not,
[Max] On the couch, come on,
Careful, gently,
Hey, All is not lost, Look what I found,
One remains,
One last trip and we forget everything,
We'll calm down with that,
OK,
[slamming] Bim, bam, boom,
Everything that goes up comes down,
We're all in on it,
But we are not the culprits,
We had a trip,
but we end up in the very bad,
You know what ?
Go away,
What ?
Cohen the Barbarian is not your problem, Go away,
I've never met such crazy old people,
- Spring break his mother, - [all] His mother!
Hi,
Little souvenir,
[Jess] Come on, let's go,
Ratata,
Hey, EHPAD,
Legendary,
Come on, Paul,
[Romane] It's offered with a good heart,
We're going to smoke it,
[thrilling music]
Oh fuck ! I just had a pure idea,
It's not good,,,
- Wait,,, - So,
- Wait, camera, camera, - Come on,
Well, that's a bit radical,
[roar]
["Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner]
[hissing gas]
Come on !
[cries]
Go!
[cries]
Yes Yes Yes !
- Given ! - Yes, Take,
What is your definition of a bit radical?
Gas leaks happen every day, He is assured,
it will pass cream, Stop worrying,
[soft music]
♪ Life is never perfect ♪
♪ Will you sink or will you swim? ♪
I feel that I am doing a big bullshit,
- Oh! - Wait, I'm filming,
♪ You'll always find a friend in me, the kind that never fails ♪
My cell phone !
- What ? - [gas hiss]
Thumbtack, my phone,
No, Roro! No !
[roar]
That's it, we're coming,
["Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner]
That's wonderful,
It's crazy, we feel very small,,,
[together] And at the same time,,, almighty,
It's funny, we said the same thing,
[Dany] There was a big explosion,
I'll help,
["Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner]
[Ilan] No!
No !
- It's just hardware, - It doesn't matter,
Dad,,,
Don't stay there!
Oh, there you are,,,
Can I give you this?
What hell, what horror,
- A nightmare ! - How are you ?
- What a nightmare, - Do you have anything?
[Hannah] Oh, my little Bob,
you're safe, B'ezrat Hashem,
- Bob! - Benjamin, you are there, Shalom,
- They're here, shalom, - How are you ?
I blew my knee like an ass
on my way to buy croissants,
It could have been so much worse,
How could it have been so much worse? How ?
Luckily Nadal found it too cold,
Otherwise, he and Xisca would be
in the ashes, Great ad for the agency,
Cohen Immo responsible for Nadal's death worldwide,
Luckily, I had multi-risk insurance,
Yes Fortunately, Fortunately,
You can go there, it's safe,
Sorry, that's all I was able to salvage,
How are you ? You got hurt ?
Going to buy croissants, Like a jerk,
Is it yours?
No, I have mine,
- It must be,,, - Nadal's,
- Where are you going ? - I,,,
I'm going to report to the fire department,
It still works,
It's funny, he has no code,
What a motherfucker, I said, "Not Ibiza in my cabin,"
Whore,,,
Oh motherfucker,,,
It must not be Nadal, To which it is ?
Shalom, Cohen!
Bob is a Nazi?
[shout]
Leave, I was an emergency doctor,
[Bob] Carglass repairs, Carglass replaces,
Oh motherfucker,,,
It's a bit radical, but at the point where I am,,,
What if,,, we blew up the cabin?
The motherfucker,,,
We leave the gas on and bim, bam, boom,
Oh motherfucker!
[thrilling music]
Bob,
Bob,,,
Bob!
You motherfucker!
I'm going to fuck your mother, your sister, your mother-in-law,
your grandmother, I'm going to fuck her, you hear me?
I don't care if she's religious,
You're fucking dead!
Hannah, call the fucking cops! Call them !
Right away,
On my mother's head, it's a shit,
You shit!
feel that to me, Look for Bob Mimouni, Look for,
Look for the bad guy who hurt the stas, Search, my dog,
- Come on, search, - Wanted notice: Bob Mimouni,
Come over there, Look for,
[horns]
- SO ? - There is nothing,
Nothing ? So you, get off my stas!
- And you're never coming back! - All together,,,
[all] Hello, Mrs, Pichu! Hello, Mrs, Pichu!
Get out, get out!
- And ratatatata! - [all] Ratatatata!
[they sing]
I don't want to see you anymore,
♪ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♪
♪ Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side ♪
♪ But then I spent so many nights thinkingin' how you did me wrong ♪
I feel like he's fucking there,,,
♪ And I learned how to get along and so, you're back ♪
♪ From outer space ♪
♪ I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face ♪
♪ I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key ♪
Damn, the Paccioni,
Come on, bring this to me in the truck,
♪ Walk out the door ♪
Oh, children of whores!
They start again!
I'll go get them !
♪ Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? ♪
♪ Did you think I'd crumble?
♪ Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I ♪
♪ I will survive ♪
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive ♪
♪ I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give ♪
♪ I will survive ♪
♪ Yeah yeah La la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la ♪
Hey ! Hey !
Hey !
♪ Go on now, go, walk out the door ♪
♪ Just turn around now ♪
♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪
♪ Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? ♪
♪ Did you think I'd crumble? ♪
♪ Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I ♪
♪ I will survive ♪
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive ♪
♪ I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give ♪
♪ I will survive, I will survive ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ La la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪
Hey ! Hey !
Hey !
[rumble]
Where are we going ?
I think I know,
[laughter]
[the music stops]
[soft island music]
[flush]
[guard] Mimouni, you have a visitor,
- I'm coming, - [neighbor] A visit?
- You didn't warn me, - Didn't I warn you?
I'll be back, I have 5 minutes,
Hurry up, I miss you already,
Kiss,
[soft music]
[unlocking the doors]
[set] Transmute!
Hi,
[rap song]
[Pablo] Bim: beginning of the effects, You laugh,
you sing, you talk too much, you're super in love,
Bam: it's hard to define, it's always different,
And finally, boom: what goes up must come down,
What goes up must come down,
♪ Yeah, there's R ♪
♪ BDE ♪
- Is that legal? - [Samy] Spring break his mother!
♪ They call me the cock But he mustn't rear ♪
♪ All night in the frost But I don't feel it freezing ♪
♪ Got my bandmates ready for carnage ♪
♪ Laughter, pyrotechnics, risk All sprinkled with tackle ♪
♪ I do tricks To meet the bear of the future ♪
♪ Even if you don't love us, we won't end up breaking up ♪
♪ The mayor thinks she's wearing us out ♪
♪ Smile, I'm too baddy At the top of the slopes, there's a descent ♪
♪ Balek of the broken pots Give me a liking, send the substance ♪
♪ Ready to get dirty? Are you ready to get dirty? ♪
♪ We smash your whole chalet And in all our glasses, there's dirt ♪
♪ Ready to get dirty? Are you ready to get dirty? ♪
♪ We smash your whole chalet And in all our glasses, there's dirt ♪
♪ Two characters in my head are fighting ♪
♪ Thank you, Pablo I won't forget this trip ♪
♪ Don't talk to me directly about the damage, I guess ♪
♪ Did you see the other peno Me, I was on Paris ♪
♪ Bim, bam, boom Bim, bam, boom ♪
♪ Big mala The BDE is the mif ♪
♪ I have my cas-kékette It's a MILF radar ♪
♪ My ear It's a spliff garage ♪
♪ I'm DZ Don't provoke or you'll get your slap ♪
♪ I send mortars on your daronne ♪
♪ Aunts hate me I'm a cabrón ♪
♪ We're gonna blow it all up, don't vouch for it ♪
♪ I am the snowball that causes the avalanche ♪
♪ There are clowns, bears ♪
♪ And multicolored hair ♪
♪ There are Moons, boots ♪
♪ Runny noses and funny fleeces ♪
♪ We're all in on it ♪
♪ But we had to find the culprits ♪
♪ We had a trip But we ended up in the very bad ♪
♪ Ready to get dirty? Are you ready to get dirty? ♪
♪ We smash your whole chalet And in all our glasses, there's dirt ♪
♪ Ready to get dirty? Are you ready to get dirty? ♪
♪ We smash your whole chalet And in all our glasses, there's dirt ♪
♪ Two characters in my head are fighting ♪
♪ Thank you, Pablo I won't forget this trip ♪
♪ Don't talk to me directly about the damage, I guess ♪
♪ Did you see the other peno Me, I was on Paris ♪
♪ Bim, bam, boom Bim, bam, boom ♪
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